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Created: 2025-07-09 13:24:03 UTC

'Captain Traore! The jihadists have taken Koudougou, we can't stop them.'

'Okay, I'll demand restoration payments from France, that will get the people excited.'

'Captain Traore sir, the jihadists are inside the capital! Our soldiers are fleeing!'

'Alright, we'll put a visa ban on European citizens.'

Captain! The jihadists are storming into the presidential palace. It's all over sir.'

'Call the president of France, tell him I'm willing to lift the sanctions in exchange for exile'


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