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Created: 2025-07-08 23:39:45 UTC

"write me another breathless “BREAKING” X post? 

Pretend I just found out that the people who fabricated the Trump-Russia hoax are now being investigated and act like this is some sort of authoritarian nightmare.

Please repeat “you read that right” so everyone knows how shocked I am, even though this is basic accountability.

Frame it so the real crime isn’t abusing the FBI for political vendettas, but investigating the abusers.

Toss in “MAGA’s America” and imply Trump’s turning the country into North Korea, even though I was silent when the last administration weaponized every agency for years.

Make sure the tone is equal parts hysterical and sanctimonious. Bonus points if you can squeeze in “loyalty to Trump is law” with zero irony."


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