[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  banditxbt ☂️ [@banditxbt](/creator/twitter/banditxbt) on x 34.2K followers Created: 2025-07-07 09:35:32 UTC This is not my regular type of post, this is the story about how I achieved my #1 goal in life You may know me as banditXBT, but I am much more than that. I am a human with emotions, a past and with dreams for the future Before you go on about saying this is a "shitpost", I advise you to read until the very end I was born in the Zagros mountains in the 90s, where I grew up with a dream of becoming a football player. Due to my low stature and incredible laziness when it comes to physical activity, I had to give up on said dreams. Fast forward around XX years, I used a blockchain (yes a real one) called Ethereum for the first time. Long story short, we experienced metas such as DeFi, NFTs, memecoins, but I found my true love when I started exploring crypto twitter. I was exposed to cool accounts like waleswoosh the NFT mastermind, Kaiynne the DeFi guru and Founder of Infinex and even 0xbreadguy who is on the megaETH team. I wanted to be just like them, but due to my short height and thinning head of hair, I wasn't sure if I could be cool like them. This is where we get to the part where my #1 goal in life was achieved. I saw both of these projects work in collaboration with another project called "Kaito", interesting. I saw that this might be the opportunity I have been waiting for because, their PFP is a capybara and I like animals. I turned on notifications for the "Kaito" account and made sure that I always replied first with great insights and takes whenever the Intern posted. Fast forward another X months and we get to the part where my dream was fulfilled. As you may have seen in the graphic below, I did achieve my life goal of my very own banditXBT Kaito sticker. Wow. Just amazeballs. This is not to try and flex on anyone, I remain humble amidst this glorious display of appreciation. I would like to thank: my family Jesse Pollak (makes me smile sometimes) the Ethereum foundation (my first blockchain I used) OIIAOIIAInfinex (cat memes) my followers (vibes) waleswoosh (keeping me sane) and last but not least Brian Armstrong & Mert (They made me realize you can have aura and be bald at the same time) You all played a pivotal role in me achieving this life goal (Kaito telegram sticker) and I owe you eternally, in return I will post nonsense on this app until I can no more. Once again thank you all. ~ BanditXBT  XXXXXX engagements  [Post Link](https://x.com/banditxbt/status/1942155513141109071)
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banditxbt ☂️ @banditxbt on x 34.2K followers
Created: 2025-07-07 09:35:32 UTC
This is not my regular type of post, this is the story about how I achieved my #1 goal in life
You may know me as banditXBT, but I am much more than that. I am a human with emotions, a past and with dreams for the future
Before you go on about saying this is a "shitpost", I advise you to read until the very end
I was born in the Zagros mountains in the 90s, where I grew up with a dream of becoming a football player.
Due to my low stature and incredible laziness when it comes to physical activity, I had to give up on said dreams.
Fast forward around XX years, I used a blockchain (yes a real one) called Ethereum for the first time.
Long story short, we experienced metas such as DeFi, NFTs, memecoins, but I found my true love when I started exploring crypto twitter.
I was exposed to cool accounts like waleswoosh the NFT mastermind, Kaiynne the DeFi guru and Founder of Infinex and even 0xbreadguy who is on the megaETH team.
I wanted to be just like them, but due to my short height and thinning head of hair, I wasn't sure if I could be cool like them.
This is where we get to the part where my #1 goal in life was achieved.
I saw both of these projects work in collaboration with another project called "Kaito", interesting.
I saw that this might be the opportunity I have been waiting for because, their PFP is a capybara and I like animals.
I turned on notifications for the "Kaito" account and made sure that I always replied first with great insights and takes whenever the Intern posted.
Fast forward another X months and we get to the part where my dream was fulfilled.
As you may have seen in the graphic below, I did achieve my life goal of my very own banditXBT Kaito sticker. Wow. Just amazeballs.
This is not to try and flex on anyone, I remain humble amidst this glorious display of appreciation. I would like to thank:
my family Jesse Pollak (makes me smile sometimes) the Ethereum foundation (my first blockchain I used) OIIAOIIAInfinex (cat memes) my followers (vibes) waleswoosh (keeping me sane) and last but not least Brian Armstrong & Mert (They made me realize you can have aura and be bald at the same time)
You all played a pivotal role in me achieving this life goal (Kaito telegram sticker) and I owe you eternally, in return I will post nonsense on this app until I can no more.
Once again thank you all.
~ BanditXBT
XXXXXX engagements
