[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  BonkDaCarnivore [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/twitter/BonkDaCarnivore) on x 11K followers Created: 2025-07-07 08:41:09 UTC Weekly market analysis: So I'm traveling abroad at the moment on a short trip, don't really feel like writing something terribly in depth. Here are the Cliff's Notes: -There are no interesting earnings for the week, though I have been known to play a little $WDFC from time to time. -The TACO trade is back, w/ the administration admitting that not only did XXX countries not reach out to beg for deals, but that, in actuality, the number of countries who cared enough to even inquire about negotiating with the US could be less than X. But don't worry, he's gonna send strongly worded letters to all the countries laughing at us. Also, he's threatening XX% tariffs in August, so he's pushing back the date yet again...expect this to be a running theme, but it will create market uncertainty as people try to figure out how much of a chicken he'll be. -This would normally be a layup week to play $AMZN long, as it tends to do well during the Prime Day period. Tariffs make that a little uncertain. I'd still say play long, but size accordingly - $TSLA might be well and truly fucked. Elmo once again getting distracted by politics, which the market hates. Also, now all the Magadoltians are going to sell their collective X shares bought with stolen copper wire money, so expect pressure from that :P. -On the upside, geopolitical unrest seems to be settling down. And the government revealed it's not going to reveal any other world leaders as pedophiles, so...some of you voted for that. -We're not coming back till Tuesday, so probably no trades for the next X days. XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [countries](/topic/countries) [market analysis](/topic/market-analysis) [$wdfc](/topic/$wdfc) [Post Link](https://x.com/BonkDaCarnivore/status/1942141828595318829)
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BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore on x 11K followers
Created: 2025-07-07 08:41:09 UTC
Weekly market analysis:
So I'm traveling abroad at the moment on a short trip, don't really feel like writing something terribly in depth. Here are the Cliff's Notes:
-There are no interesting earnings for the week, though I have been known to play a little $WDFC from time to time.
-The TACO trade is back, w/ the administration admitting that not only did XXX countries not reach out to beg for deals, but that, in actuality, the number of countries who cared enough to even inquire about negotiating with the US could be less than X. But don't worry, he's gonna send strongly worded letters to all the countries laughing at us. Also, he's threatening XX% tariffs in August, so he's pushing back the date yet again...expect this to be a running theme, but it will create market uncertainty as people try to figure out how much of a chicken he'll be.
-This would normally be a layup week to play $AMZN long, as it tends to do well during the Prime Day period. Tariffs make that a little uncertain. I'd still say play long, but size accordingly
- $TSLA might be well and truly fucked. Elmo once again getting distracted by politics, which the market hates. Also, now all the Magadoltians are going to sell their collective X shares bought with stolen copper wire money, so expect pressure from that :P.
-On the upside, geopolitical unrest seems to be settling down. And the government revealed it's not going to reveal any other world leaders as pedophiles, so...some of you voted for that.
-We're not coming back till Tuesday, so probably no trades for the next X days.
XXXXX engagements
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