[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Tears of the Left [@CheersToTears](/creator/twitter/CheersToTears) on x 293.6K followers Created: 2025-07-05 06:53:24 UTC 🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS A RED, WHITE, AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day… except this time, the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs. She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op, then wailed about how we all need to “alter or abolish” the government. “This… is a SAD day in American history,” she sobs, choking back the tears. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting illegal fireworks to even notice. Rosie’s probably still ranting somewhere on TikTok, but the only thing we’re “overthrowing” is another drink. Cheers to the tears!  XXXXXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [wifi](/topic/wifi) [tiktok](/topic/tiktok) [diy](/topic/diy) [slam](/topic/slam) [maga](/topic/maga) [Post Link](https://x.com/CheersToTears/status/1941389935346327855)
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Tears of the Left @CheersToTears on x 293.6K followers
Created: 2025-07-05 06:53:24 UTC
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS A RED, WHITE, AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN
Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day… except this time, the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs.
She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op, then wailed about how we all need to “alter or abolish” the government.
“This… is a SAD day in American history,” she sobs, choking back the tears.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting illegal fireworks to even notice.
Rosie’s probably still ranting somewhere on TikTok, but the only thing we’re “overthrowing” is another drink.
Cheers to the tears!
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