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![CheersToTears Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1839663195331739648.png) Tears of the Left [@CheersToTears](/creator/twitter/CheersToTears) on x 294.4K followers
Created: 2025-07-03 04:13:57 UTC

🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL, BLAMES TREES, BEGS D.C. FOR CASH

Gavin climbed a mountain, pointed at some trees, and basically said, “Hey feds, can I borrow a few billion? I swear I’ll rake this time.”

This is the same guy spending $X billion in 2025 on healthcare for illegals, but now he’s got the nerve to hand Trump a fill-in-the-blank executive order like it’s a homework assignment.

“Only X% of the land is ours,” Gavin sniffled. Translation: I mismanaged everything, but it’s technically your fault, so cough it up.

Next up: Gavin blames wildfires on “bad vibes” and asks FEMA to Venmo him.

Give him nothing but a rake and a reality check.

Cheers to Tears!

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