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![TheStourbridge Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1257376150696931331.png) George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat [@TheStourbridge](/creator/twitter/TheStourbridge) on x 67.7K followers
Created: 2025-06-24 17:57:21 UTC

How the FC thinks I cross the road:

Darts out like a furry maniac
Ignores every car, bike, and passing pigeon
Causing at least three near-miss heart attacks

Reality:
PAWS at the kerb
 Looks, Left, right, left again
Ears on high alert
Crosses like the Tuffy Club member I am

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuOiUsmXMAAE_F5.jpg)

XXXXX engagements

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**Related Topics**
[paws](/topic/paws)

[Post Link](https://x.com/TheStourbridge/status/1937570756356895219)