[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Tristan Tate [@TateTheTalisman](/creator/twitter/TateTheTalisman) on x 3.4M followers Created: 2025-06-23 09:29:59 UTC Imagine being a childless XX year old man who ironically has a “dad bod” screaming “you made a big mistake!” at a minimum wage pizza shop employee for not letting you make a video on his property. THATS your Excalibur, your super power, your kill shot… saying their pizza is bad. Because you’re the guy who decides which pizzas are good. He walks off screaming with the arrogance of a Wall Street whale who was asked to leave the floor of a tech-start up about to go public. It’s pizza. I don’t know… the internet just makes me sad sometimes. XXXXXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [dave portnoy](/topic/dave-portnoy) [wall street](/topic/wall-street) [minimum wage](/topic/minimum-wage) [$dave](/topic/$dave) [Post Link](https://x.com/TateTheTalisman/status/1937080684448735665)
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Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman on x 3.4M followers
Created: 2025-06-23 09:29:59 UTC
Imagine being a childless XX year old man who ironically has a “dad bod” screaming “you made a big mistake!” at a minimum wage pizza shop employee for not letting you make a video on his property.
THATS your Excalibur, your super power, your kill shot… saying their pizza is bad. Because you’re the guy who decides which pizzas are good.
He walks off screaming with the arrogance of a Wall Street whale who was asked to leave the floor of a tech-start up about to go public.
It’s pizza.
I don’t know… the internet just makes me sad sometimes.
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