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![RealJakeBroe Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1670119979910590466.png) Jake Broe [@RealJakeBroe](/creator/twitter/RealJakeBroe) on x 63.4K followers
Created: 2025-06-15 02:32:26 UTC

Okay, people are genuinely confused why members of the US army can't actually march in unison like the Russians or the North Koreans.

The reason why is because all these soldiers have real jobs in the military and nobody (beyond ceremonial units) ever does any marching once out of basic training and their tech school.

These soldiers spend their days doing important work to defend our nation.  They don't ever practice marching.  Trump demanded they all stop being productive at their jobs to waste time and taxpayer money to march in a parade for his amusement.

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