[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  prim (poop arc) Σ [@0xprimdotfun](/creator/twitter/0xprimdotfun) on x 19.5K followers Created: 2025-06-11 23:31:36 UTC The year is 2027 and you’re on a date with this girl who is way too attractive for you. She asks what you do for a living and you tell her you’re retired. She asks why but you’re afraid to say you made your money in crypto, because you know girls hate crypto bros. Sensing your hesitancy, she encourages you to tell her, so you do: “I made all my money on this memecoin called $likes — I sold a portion of my holdings otc to @binance at XX billion market cap and I still hold a significant amount of tokens which has also worked out because it’s managed to become the reserve currency for e-girls and pornstars. Please don’t judge me.” Her eyes light up in shock, almost as if she’s seen a ghost but you also sense she may be slightly impressed for some strange reason. “Oh my god!,” she exclaims, jumping forward into her seat so suddenly that her voluptuous bosoms disrupt her right shirt, actually forcing one of its buttons to dislodge and fall into her salad. She had really big tits, the kind that once made @slingdeez a lot of money. “My ex used to trade memecoins and that’s actually the coin that made him quit! He had some massive crashout because the coin dropped XX% one night — I remember him complaining about some kid named @technosuperstar taking too long to do stuff. “…something about a banner that looked worse than Caitlyn Jenner’s dick. I tried to calm him down and tell him that ticker actually sounded like a good one and they’d probably fix the branding but he just lost his temper and left me. “…it was like he wanted a clean break from his life as a gambling addict and decided he had to let go of me too. “That’s crazy that the coin ended up doing so well though… and now I’m on a date with someone who actually had the conviction to hold and get rich off it. “…actually… it’s really sexy. Can I suck your penis?” XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [$likes](/topic/$likes) [memecoin](/topic/memecoin) [bros](/topic/bros) [girls](/topic/girls) [money](/topic/money) [arc](/topic/arc) [poop](/topic/poop) [Post Link](https://x.com/0xprimdotfun/status/1932943830246199366)
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prim (poop arc) Σ @0xprimdotfun on x 19.5K followers
Created: 2025-06-11 23:31:36 UTC
The year is 2027 and you’re on a date with this girl who is way too attractive for you.
She asks what you do for a living and you tell her you’re retired.
She asks why but you’re afraid to say you made your money in crypto, because you know girls hate crypto bros.
Sensing your hesitancy, she encourages you to tell her, so you do:
“I made all my money on this memecoin called $likes — I sold a portion of my holdings otc to @binance at XX billion market cap and I still hold a significant amount of tokens which has also worked out because it’s managed to become the reserve currency for e-girls and pornstars. Please don’t judge me.”
Her eyes light up in shock, almost as if she’s seen a ghost but you also sense she may be slightly impressed for some strange reason.
“Oh my god!,” she exclaims, jumping forward into her seat so suddenly that her voluptuous bosoms disrupt her right shirt, actually forcing one of its buttons to dislodge and fall into her salad. She had really big tits, the kind that once made @slingdeez a lot of money.
“My ex used to trade memecoins and that’s actually the coin that made him quit! He had some massive crashout because the coin dropped XX% one night — I remember him complaining about some kid named @technosuperstar taking too long to do stuff.
“…something about a banner that looked worse than Caitlyn Jenner’s dick. I tried to calm him down and tell him that ticker actually sounded like a good one and they’d probably fix the branding but he just lost his temper and left me.
“…it was like he wanted a clean break from his life as a gambling addict and decided he had to let go of me too.
“That’s crazy that the coin ended up doing so well though… and now I’m on a date with someone who actually had the conviction to hold and get rich off it.
“…actually… it’s really sexy. Can I suck your penis?”
XXXXX engagements
