[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Mr. Star Spangled MAGA [@4thOfJuly365](/creator/twitter/4thOfJuly365) on x 61.9K followers Created: 2025-04-16 14:00:07 UTC Dear Jasmine Crockett, Since you were so proud of yourself over your "viral clapback" of Marjorie Taylor Greene, I figured I'd show you how it's really done sweetie. You're about to be trending for all the wrong reasons. You strut around like you're the baddest b*tch in politics, but all I see is a giant dump that Lizzo took in a thrift store pantsuit. Hey Jazz... Oscar the Grouch called, he's starting to get lonely. Every time I see your face pop up on my feed, I think you're a Cardi B impersonator dressed in drag...not a congresswoman. And what exactly do you do besides run your mouth? If there was a queen of getting jack shit done, you would be it. It’s like you're allergic to fcking paper. And your tweets? They read like you failed 4th grade English class. "Mofo"? Really Jazz? "Ain't"? I use ain't sometimes too, but I'm not a fcking congresswoman making $XXXXXXX a year now am I? What's next? "dat" and "dis"? I am just waiting for you to tweet... "We is really resisting dis time." Let's be real Jazz... You’re not exactly penning the Gettysburg Address with that shit now are you? And don't get it twisted. This has nothing to do with your race. Trash doesn't have a skin color. Just ask JoJoFromJerz. Is all of this purposely done to come off as relatable? Most of us already know you were raised with a silver spoon so big it could double as a fcking soup ladle. You sashayed your privileged ass all the way to Rhodes College in Memphis, a private, bougie spot where tuition is pushing over $50k a year. Rhodes AIN'T no community college either honey. It’s where the elite go to sip overpriced coffee, and debate philosophy...while the rest of the world actually works. You were living the high life while most folks were scraping to get by. Let’s pivot for a second to that comment on a tweet of yours calling President Trump “UNQUALIFIED & UNFIT” in all caps. Who The Fck Do You Think You Are? The Oracle of Planet Fitness? Sit your ass down with that nonsense. I know you're not talking about being physically fit Jazz... Because my guy Don golfs XX holes at almost XX years old, while the last guy couldn't stay awake for XX minutes. DJT won an election—twice. Most will say thrice. You don’t get to scream “unfit” because you didn't like the outcome. If you’re so obsessed with qualifications, maybe take a look in the fcking mirror. Your biggest legislative flex is your ability to clog up newsfeeds better than Sarah McBride's pipes do with ball hair. “Unqualified”? Honey, you’re projecting so hard you could open a movie theater. At least President Trump’s got a resume. Businesses, TV shows, two terms in the White House. What’s your claim to fame? A law degree, a loud mouth and eyelashes that look like butterflies on steroids? Those fluttery, spider-leg monstrosities you glue on could double as a fcking windshield wiper. It's not President Trump's fault those eyelashes are from China, and the tariffs are gonna hit you hard financially. Oh wait nevermind. You're sitting on a seven figure net worth yet you still decide to talk like you're on The Real Housewives of Baltimore. Listen gurl... President Trump earned the respect of millions when he stood up to the media that lied to us, the politicians that stole from us, and the countries that fcked us. Then he TOOK a BULLET for US! If you want respect, maybe try earning it instead of demanding it like the spoiled entitled brat your parents raised. Leadership isn’t about who can yell the loudest or cry “victim” the fastest. Just ask "The Squad". It hasn't worked for them, and it certainly AIN'T gonna work for you Jazz. It’s about results, and right now, your scorecard’s looking like a big fat zero. So do us all a favor... Strap on those eyelashes and flap off into the sunset. Your XX minutes is ticking, and time is almost up. In freedom, Mr. Star Spangled MAGA XXXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [thrift](/topic/thrift) [dump](/topic/dump) [all the](/topic/all-the) [jasmine crockett](/topic/jasmine-crockett) [maga](/topic/maga) [Post Link](https://x.com/4thOfJuly365/status/1912506291286647161)
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365 on x 61.9K followers
Created: 2025-04-16 14:00:07 UTC
Dear Jasmine Crockett,
Since you were so proud of yourself over your "viral clapback" of Marjorie Taylor Greene, I figured I'd show you how it's really done sweetie.
You're about to be trending for all the wrong reasons.
You strut around like you're the baddest b*tch in politics, but all I see is a giant dump that Lizzo took in a thrift store pantsuit.
Hey Jazz...
Oscar the Grouch called, he's starting to get lonely.
Every time I see your face pop up on my feed, I think you're a Cardi B impersonator dressed in drag...not a congresswoman.
And what exactly do you do besides run your mouth?
If there was a queen of getting jack shit done, you would be it.
It’s like you're allergic to fcking paper.
And your tweets?
They read like you failed 4th grade English class.
"Mofo"?
Really Jazz?
"Ain't"?
I use ain't sometimes too, but I'm not a fcking congresswoman making $XXXXXXX a year now am I?
What's next?
"dat" and "dis"?
I am just waiting for you to tweet...
"We is really resisting dis time."
Let's be real Jazz...
You’re not exactly penning the Gettysburg Address with that shit now are you?
And don't get it twisted. This has nothing to do with your race.
Trash doesn't have a skin color.
Just ask JoJoFromJerz.
Is all of this purposely done to come off as relatable?
Most of us already know you were raised with a silver spoon so big it could double as a fcking soup ladle.
You sashayed your privileged ass all the way to Rhodes College in Memphis, a private, bougie spot where tuition is pushing over $50k a year.
Rhodes AIN'T no community college either honey.
It’s where the elite go to sip overpriced coffee, and debate philosophy...while the rest of the world actually works.
You were living the high life while most folks were scraping to get by.
Let’s pivot for a second to that comment on a tweet of yours calling President Trump “UNQUALIFIED & UNFIT” in all caps.
Who The Fck Do You Think You Are?
The Oracle of Planet Fitness?
Sit your ass down with that nonsense.
I know you're not talking about being physically fit Jazz...
Because my guy Don golfs XX holes at almost XX years old, while the last guy couldn't stay awake for XX minutes.
DJT won an election—twice.
Most will say thrice.
You don’t get to scream “unfit” because you didn't like the outcome.
If you’re so obsessed with qualifications, maybe take a look in the fcking mirror.
Your biggest legislative flex is your ability to clog up newsfeeds better than Sarah McBride's pipes do with ball hair.
“Unqualified”?
Honey, you’re projecting so hard you could open a movie theater.
At least President Trump’s got a resume.
Businesses, TV shows, two terms in the White House.
What’s your claim to fame?
A law degree, a loud mouth and eyelashes that look like butterflies on steroids?
Those fluttery, spider-leg monstrosities you glue on could double as a fcking windshield wiper.
It's not President Trump's fault those eyelashes are from China, and the tariffs are gonna hit you hard financially.
Oh wait nevermind.
You're sitting on a seven figure net worth yet you still decide to talk like you're on The Real Housewives of Baltimore.
Listen gurl...
President Trump earned the respect of millions when he stood up to the media that lied to us, the politicians that stole from us, and the countries that fcked us.
Then he TOOK a BULLET for US!
If you want respect, maybe try earning it instead of demanding it like the spoiled entitled brat your parents raised.
Leadership isn’t about who can yell the loudest or cry “victim” the fastest.
Just ask "The Squad".
It hasn't worked for them, and it certainly AIN'T gonna work for you Jazz.
It’s about results, and right now, your scorecard’s looking like a big fat zero.
So do us all a favor...
Strap on those eyelashes and flap off into the sunset.
Your XX minutes is ticking, and time is almost up.
In freedom, Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
XXXXXXX engagements
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