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![allenanalysis Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::2898790691.png) Brian Allen [@allenanalysis](/creator/twitter/allenanalysis) on x 186.2K followers
Created: 2025-04-06 15:20:05 UTC

BREAKING: U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick just confirmed Penguin Island is included in Trump’s new tariffs—yes, really.

Why? To “prevent potential loopholes.” Because apparently, the path to economic stability now runs through remote, uninhabited rock formations.

This isn’t policy—it’s parody with a press conference.


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