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[@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion)
"Back Of Library Smells Like Weed"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1JDbMkwoolo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-08-12T17:21Z 3.1M followers, 20.1M engagements


"Autistic Reporter Michael Falk Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-11-22T16:54Z 3.1M followers, 10.5M engagements


"Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MmPtfy9P714) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-10-14T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 2.5M engagements


"Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=R0nnU71ggro) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-08-07T13:44Z 3.1M followers, 6.5M engagements


"This Is What Happens To Smokers Lungs"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UjipVSVEXb8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-05-20T15:15Z 3.1M followers, 40.3K engagements


"Burrito la Jim -- Porkin' Across America -- Ep. 3"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=cgxNOot0QI0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-10-25T16:45Z 3.1M followers, 420.5K engagements


"Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejoapWisPbE) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-23T19:00Z 3.1M followers, 862.3K engagements


"Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=gyGHHxUFY6w) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-04-14T15:48Z 3.1M followers, 2.3M engagements


"Onion Explains: Putin's Russia"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=l0ndz20w2Oc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2015-08-03T22:01Z 3.1M followers, 690.7K engagements


"Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=p_dpZzDad4w) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-12-12T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 371.5K engagements


"ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qBYmyYK4Kcg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-05T21:39Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Who Visited Epstein Island"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qQoZHFtzEVI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-12T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Newsroom : New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More Move Less"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-06-03T15:03Z 3.1M followers, 854.4K engagements


"1 Onion Subscriber vs. XX Non-Subscribers Great Value"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2t7kXMb5VAU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-18T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 567K engagements


"The Onion Reviews 'The Naked Gun'"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2vPNC9V_gJ4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-08-01T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 134.6K engagements


"Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3TDV6TQz2iM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-25T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 205.6K engagements


"Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qI0LTmSr38) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-04T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 2.9M engagements


"Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile Official Teaser Trailer"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CzejLgUFM38) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-25T15:00Z 3.1M followers, 133.9K engagements


"DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=F9QisdRPwEM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-12-08T17:54Z 3.1M followers, 3M engagements


"Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow In Hopes She'll Put Nation In Her Will"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HwOjvmiBfDg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-05-04T16:37Z 3.1M followers, 332.9K engagements


"Onion Explains: The Totalitarian State Of North Korea"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfxTxCVHNnY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2015-08-17T19:46Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Trump Announces Seal Team X Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=N1v1xtRrOI4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-04-22T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 861.5K engagements


"Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=NOHjMwPTCXQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-08-28T17:32Z 3.1M followers, 2.5M engagements


"Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2O8pTOJITk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-08-15T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 296.3K engagements


"Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ViCUu4TlGjk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-09-23T18:01Z 3.1M followers, 4.1M engagements


"GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=WoSlRf1NtGw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-08-27T15:15Z 3.1M followers, 491.8K engagements


"The Night Epstein Died"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMzU82jcrng) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-19T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 283.9K engagements


"The Onion Film Standard: Deadpool & Wolverine"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dxX2dsnpiw4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-07-25T16:06Z 3.1M followers, 160K engagements


"Army Program Pairs Female Soldiers With Male Chaperones"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iqlGoIjCclY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-06T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 370.6K engagements


"After Obama Victory Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-11-27T00:00Z 3.1M followers, 1.8M engagements


"Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With XX Afghanis"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=vb5rHthCXoA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-04-25T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 2.1M engagements


"Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DXY_8cJlGMc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-06-26T03:32Z 3.1M followers, 3.7M engagements


"U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=PCWQf_C2BsM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-02T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 470.8K engagements


"The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-07T20:32Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=bVuTufXPxZY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-04-23T15:13Z 3.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=e0AIQVuhwIg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-15T23:00Z 3.1M followers, 174.7K engagements


"More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=w9QiOUKM48k) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-08-18T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 275.9K engagements


"Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ADncN9HIa4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-05-26T14:31Z 3.1M followers, 4.5M engagements


"Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-01-06T15:50Z 3.1M followers, 13.6M engagements


"Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital XXX Human Kidneys"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=H9mPsacfDD8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-05-03T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 9.7M engagements


"Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-11-13T16:06Z 3.1M followers, 4.6M engagements


"Land The Perfect Job By Having Your Rich Dad Set You Up (Brought To You By Cottonelle)"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hncVNNabglc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-07-10T16:13Z 3.1M followers, 2M engagements


"New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVeGUSGkhfw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-02-16T17:05Z 3.1M followers, 943K engagements


"Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOVQPtuKRs4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-05-29T15:01Z 3.1M followers, 7.5M engagements


"Comcast Executive's One Man Show Now Mandatory Viewing For All Subscribers"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-_0YzqABsSw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-31T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 45.4K engagements


"Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=05RZJxDIhTU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-09-18T14:55Z 3.1M followers, 717.4K engagements


"How To Make Slow-Cooked Russet Potatoes That Fall Right Off The Bone"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1UudPHGAI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2017-12-06T17:30Z 3.1M followers, 2M engagements


"FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable""  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ou5grRvrd6g) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-07T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 605.2K engagements


"Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=QgXObaM9i2Q) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-12-04T15:19Z 3.1M followers, 2.5M engagements


"Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEVyntWIz8Q) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-05-12T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 136.8K engagements


"Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7B_k4K-o4U) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-05-11T16:30Z 3.1M followers, 4.4M engagements


"The One Percent American Voter"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_9JrovdXVnA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-10-25T19:30Z 3.1M followers, 823.5K engagements


"Local Teen Invents Masturbation Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=bKauLq_0Wvk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-03-11T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 479.4K engagements


"NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4096 Teams"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=cxyPeME9TbI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-03-09T18:51Z 3.1M followers, 478.8K engagements


"New Kindle Helps Readers Show Off By Shouting Title Of Book Loudly And Repeatedly"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDBzQkWeQ5g) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-07-29T17:33Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-03-04T18:15Z 3.1M followers, 2.5M engagements


"Today Now Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=g0EY86At7qs) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-04-02T13:25Z 3.1M followers, 425.3K engagements


"Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iNXLr9X9M60) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-04-28T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 657.1K engagements


"How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mFFGW8DLBrw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-03-04T22:07Z 3.1M followers, 492.8K engagements


"Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntICHMV-WMA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-03-26T15:30Z 3.1M followers, 1.7M engagements


"Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=t7t9t7HzZR8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-01-08T15:34Z 3.1M followers, 1.8M engagements


"The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=w8c_m6U1f9o) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-12-12T21:33Z 3.1M followers, 441.3K engagements


"U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5h_WER1lXhY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-12T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 247.7K engagements


"The Onion Reviews 'Gravity'"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Npk61XnYU-4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-10-03T18:55Z 3.1M followers, 397.3K engagements


"Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=fusjSeEJwwU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-12-03T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 318.4K engagements


"Southwest Airlines Rolls Out New 'Loyalty Goes Both Ways' Campaign"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=m0nwPWeqJko) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-29T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 187K engagements


"Missing Girl Probably Raped"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2X0H0ni5MQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T20:01Z 3.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Get On That Pole - Sex House - Ep. 3"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0CcGO0xE6tI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-07-26T16:00Z 3.1M followers, 7.6M engagements


"In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0McggLIYmnE) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-10-30T18:03Z 3.1M followers, 1.5M engagements


"Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0UVGJZSfNBk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-08T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 350.3K engagements


"Today Now:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-10-26T19:16Z 3.1M followers, 2.3M engagements


"In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2RrreVthWRY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-09-02T16:18Z 3.1M followers, 2.6M engagements


"Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2niC4ACCp20) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-13T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 862.5K engagements


"Fraternity Pledges Describe Their Worst Hazing Experience"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2xOaihaYYLA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2022-08-30T20:35Z 3.1M followers, 1M engagements


"Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=31JNEVHZxO8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-07-22T14:52Z 3.1M followers, 6.2M engagements


"Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=39HA3nTHAQk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-02-25T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 213.4K engagements


"U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3q_iqrvnC_4) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2008-02-19T16:28Z 3.1M followers, 4.4M engagements


"In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZrRL7VY1NM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-02-17T15:48Z 3.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Onion Explains: The Rise Of China"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=53tGLKlsQv8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2015-08-03T21:42Z 3.1M followers, 743.6K engagements


"Sex In A Bottle - Sex House - Ep. 7"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=58mDp6HHQWw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-08-23T16:11Z 3.1M followers, 5.5M engagements


"Encircled: Quality Of Life 2"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5cnM34kCf7Y) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-23T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 36.6K engagements


"Satellite Images Reveal Drunk Father Stockpiling Fireworks Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6LdtDHyBlEc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-01T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 122K engagements


"BREAKING: Dogs Running"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6k3--GPk-l4) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2014-01-21T21:06Z 3.1M followers, 145.6K engagements


"Should Animals Be Doing More For Animal Rights"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=73Pbs8hKCEc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-02-27T18:57Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-01-24T15:54Z 3.1M followers, 6.8M engagements


"Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2009-02-10T14:25Z 3.1M followers, 10.2M engagements


"BREAKING: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M5vUr0EQLY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-08-17T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 180.8K engagements


"Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8wHMaJ6AtNs) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-22T18:52Z 3.1M followers, 1.5M engagements


"Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9G4fUeuAfGo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-09-06T17:02Z 3.1M followers, 2.9M engagements


"Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-03-09T15:37Z 3.1M followers, 9.7M engagements


"Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ZdOK9x7-lE) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-01-20T17:30Z 3.1M followers, 527.6K engagements


"HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-07-29T15:30Z 3.1M followers, 912.3K engagements


"CEOs Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AhO_qooRhSQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-03-13T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 212.7K engagements


"FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable""  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BOyebcrVWb4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-01-19T19:26Z 3.1M followers, 2.6M engagements


"Expert Explains Why Essentially Youre Fucked Onion Now: Focus"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-11T19:15Z 3.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"The Onion Cultural Standard: Real Housewives of Atlanta"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=C-gJbKMsE-s) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-11T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 47.4K engagements


"Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-03-30T15:16Z 3.1M followers, 9.5M engagements


"Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DOcuW5fNpw0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-03-25T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 357.9K engagements


"Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super Rich"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DZaxWUZvywk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-12-09T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital XXX Human Kidneys"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=D_5nLxZVoPo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-03-11T14:56Z 3.1M followers, 3.8M engagements


"CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=E-hctJsL7G8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-02-18T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 449.3K engagements


"Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ECscKICzsJ0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2015-08-20T19:46Z 3.1M followers, 2.3M engagements


"Little Boy Heroically Shoots Mutilates Burglar"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EDWo6m5hbG4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-09-24T15:39Z 3.1M followers, 8.1M engagements


"U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=F4QN7hPZL1k) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-16T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 841.6K engagements


"Reporters Blow Up Plane Expose Security Lapses"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=FpN_RjIaVw8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-03-31T15:06Z 3.1M followers, 3.3M engagements


"Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fwj3A4mrriU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-08-12T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 499.5K engagements


"Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T22:13Z 3.1M followers, 6.2M engagements


"Qan You Dig It - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 2"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GlulkMaHilI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-10-18T23:30Z 3.1M followers, 508.4K engagements


"Breaking News: Woman Crying On Train Platform"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUtfT4sjFiA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-24T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 28.2K engagements


"(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWfKdKWJEkM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T18:09Z 3.1M followers, 889.8K engagements


"Pork Marathon - Porkin' Across America - Ep 5"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HjxbI8zbCZM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-11-08T18:46Z 3.1M followers, 423.3K engagements


"Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-06-24T03:18Z 3.1M followers, 6M engagements


"Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=I2OObOM3R_U) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-02-05T21:33Z 3.1M followers, 4.5M engagements


"Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=I_nZrVjUd7I) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-03-20T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 383.2K engagements


"New Humane Method Of Capital Punishment"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Iac-_NSh5ro) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-12-08T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 928.4K engagements


"Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=IoZICROa2rU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-22T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 66.9K engagements


"Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-04-14T13:38Z 3.1M followers, 7.6M engagements


"Who's Fucking: Josh and Debra"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5lgwopmKMw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-06-18T17:39Z 3.1M followers, 5.2M engagements


"Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=KY5ArW3Ncfo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-03-19T14:41Z 3.1M followers, 9.5M engagements


"Brain-Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting To Be Euthanized"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-02-13T13:56Z 3.1M followers, 21.8M engagements


"Inside Epstein's Criminal Enterprise"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-RWFU_djbU) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-13T16:30Z 3.1M followers, 102.9K engagements


"Perfect One-Pot Six-Pan 10-Wok 25-Baking Sheet Dinner"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=NGgpSWcaV1U) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2017-12-01T16:00Z 3.1M followers, 5.5M engagements


"Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvres 1988 Copy Of Hustler Magazine"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=OH-Y54CwaMg) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2025-04-03T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 125.4K engagements


"A Quick And Simple Drywall Recipe That Kids With Pica Will Love"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=OIoWVm2jkxM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2017-12-20T18:24Z 3.1M followers, 957.8K engagements


"Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=OXb3dzNLebk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-05-12T15:56Z 3.1M followers, 2.6M engagements


"213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=O_TEE-dFYts) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-05-27T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 411.5K engagements


"Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T20:23Z 3.1M followers, 5.9M engagements


"Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Px_liHWwBYY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-12T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 120.6K engagements


"Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-08-09T16:51Z 3.1M followers, 2.9M engagements


"How Jeffery Epstein Got Caught"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=QD-LdDM0_mg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-17T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 38.3K engagements


"'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-04-01T14:35Z 3.1M followers, 9M engagements


"Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=QhfuEUP-azw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-03-18T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 139.4K engagements


"Voters Warned Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSNxGuyAs_M) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-10-17T16:45Z 3.1M followers, 255.1K engagements


"Here's Why You're Wrong"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RpkQEq75y18) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2017-05-08T16:00Z 3.1M followers, 5.9M engagements


"Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=S79xEHLhe64) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-05T15:30Z 3.1M followers, 340.9K engagements


"The Onion Film Standard: Top Gun"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sr43CEvxy_4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-08-07T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 82.5K engagements


"U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=TRgRz3nSG7o) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-08-04T16:28Z 3.1M followers, 6M engagements


"Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UL4qK9eY4vA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-16T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 181.2K engagements


"Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11680th Day"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UR2MQ8VGgd0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-07-08T13:38Z 3.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42000 Jobs"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=UlRNyiMFTsw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-06-11T16:00Z 3.1M followers, 3.1M engagements


"JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=VsRXOGqxE1I) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-03T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 420.7K engagements


"GigSlave Goes Public With $XX Billion Valuation Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=VwlBwyJVEfw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-02-11T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 667.2K engagements


"Press Secretary Spins Wifes Death As A Positive"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=WKvFOx6A-q0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-01-12T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 332.4K engagements


"Insta just got a whole lot safer #Instagram #tech"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=WMzO-8tsUNY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2022-03-24T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 492.8K engagements


"Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T20:20Z 3.1M followers, 5.1M engagements


"Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Dont Pay"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=X5bzRyjP9HI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-19T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 390.7K engagements


"Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release Gossip About Ugly Classmates"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-05-18T14:00Z 3.1M followers, 8.2M engagements


"The Onion Film Standard: XX Years Later Review"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=X_9O3fgMKlQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-20T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 84.5K engagements


"Dr. Sex - Sex House - Ep. 6"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y37RMvwlhX8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-08-16T16:00Z 3.1M followers, 5.9M engagements


"New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People Hell Kill If Elected Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=YWnJI5-fFJs) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-10-31T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7nVocK-Ts) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-10-07T18:32Z 3.1M followers, 441.7K engagements


"Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_yiQXPOO1Yo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-06-09T13:35Z 3.1M followers, 3.6M engagements


"Bored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=atG3H3rTTsI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-07-08T16:28Z 3.1M followers, 3M engagements


"Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Rsum"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=bwlAik0HyyE) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-04-03T17:15Z 3.1M followers, 3.3M engagements


"Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdTgKarqTQ0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-02-07T18:26Z 3.1M followers, 5M engagements


"Press Secretary Spins Wife's Death As A Positive"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eJ-T3i8Ap3U) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-03-19T18:54Z 3.1M followers, 4.4M engagements


"Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-03-24T13:16Z 3.1M followers, 2.5M engagements


"Parenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn Kids"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hKmDGWv9gRk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2015-02-06T16:34Z 3.1M followers, 4.8M engagements


"Today Now Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five""  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iIY5b1JMvGs) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-04-28T21:28Z 3.1M followers, 4.3M engagements


"The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-05-13T22:34Z 3.1M followers, 3.8M engagements


"Samsung Releases New Wearable Computer"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iZyGkH4D32k) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-04-25T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 696.7K engagements


"Who Killed Jeffery Epstein The Missing Minutes"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=j_bu4pd1PyA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-20T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 149.9K engagements


"FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-02-12T14:23Z 3.1M followers, 2.7M engagements


"Israel Unveils New Defense System To Deflect Accusations Of Human Rights Violations"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kbgRk_hlM3U) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-07-25T19:56Z 3.1M followers, 867.4K engagements


"Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kk0M0PsaTLk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T19:45Z 3.1M followers, 4.7M engagements


"White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kkt-s39bwWY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-15T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 814.8K engagements


"Congress Now More Than Ever We Need Your Cowardice"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lDlDYUl4o6E) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-22T12:01Z 3.1M followers, 205.8K engagements


"Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJTfNIPGhlQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-02-09T16:49Z 3.1M followers, 976.5K engagements


"Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lMChO0qNbkY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-08-11T16:04Z 3.1M followers, 2M engagements


"Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-05-21T22:40Z 3.1M followers, 7.9M engagements


"Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading XXX Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2017-05-03T18:07Z 3.1M followers, 6M engagements


"Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=m5ROoNT7-ZI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-05-31T14:00Z 3.1M followers, 5.1M engagements


"Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mC2v-8HfXQ0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-04-08T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 176.5K engagements


"FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mEB2ISYYLZQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-24T19:25Z 3.1M followers, 139.3K engagements


"Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mKKj35xhkNE) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2008-12-18T16:56Z 3.1M followers, 722.3K engagements


"Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mPjsoYfTxj4) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-06-22T16:00Z 3.1M followers, 2.5M engagements


"BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mWMzhUWM1Dc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-09-22T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 426.9K engagements


"Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mtg7fNFdZxI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-03-21T15:09Z 3.1M followers, 1.4M engagements


"AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=n86JKqA8o4w) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2010-11-01T15:53Z 3.1M followers, 1.6M engagements


"Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=n8SZqPT1nc8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-10-21T18:55Z 3.1M followers, 1.1M engagements


"Today Now - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 8"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=nD0gYVJGahg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-12-06T19:35Z 3.1M followers, 426.7K engagements


"Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=n_UbFjUlWnI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-11-18T17:15Z 3.1M followers, 4.3M engagements


"Biden Trump Die X Minutes Apart Holding Hands Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=oqCujoJ1_-s) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-14T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUb0JnEsOHQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-09-30T17:11Z 3.1M followers, 596.9K engagements


"Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-02-13T22:06Z 3.1M followers, 8.7M engagements


"Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qnZRVZce5Qs) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-11-07T21:00Z 3.1M followers, 2.1M engagements


"How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qpaue3Jhn1o) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2016-08-11T17:30Z 3.1M followers, 7.3M engagements


"Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rCC7LuTQ_x0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-05-07T14:44Z 3.1M followers, 4.3M engagements


"More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rYaZ57Bn4pQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-04-21T13:16Z 3.1M followers, 2.9M engagements


"Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=repxFQXVsHc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2011-05-11T13:18Z 3.1M followers, 3.6M engagements


"Sex House - Reunion - Ep. 10"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=s31fWsk6lMQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-09-13T15:59Z 3.1M followers, 3.2M engagements


"Who Was Jeffery Epstein"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sUZUnVL7YRQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-11T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 345.5K engagements


"Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything Onion Now: Focus"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sfvtky4o5YI) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2024-10-24T17:30Z 3.1M followers, 743.4K engagements


"Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' That Came To Him In A Dream"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sg0nYhUB7CA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-07-22T17:14Z 3.1M followers, 3.4M engagements


"Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ssjokgx0pUQ) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2013-02-01T18:23Z 3.1M followers, 5.8M engagements


"Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tZoHb2ZdlVw) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-02-04T18:00Z 3.1M followers, 690.4K engagements


"Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=teDN1Woz3-c) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-10-21T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 144.8K engagements


"SPONSORED: New Video Game's Second-Person Shooter Mode Features Someone Just Describing Game To You"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=teOwOelncCc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-05-27T15:37Z 3.1M followers, 476.4K engagements


"Ducks Go Quack Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tom6_ceTu9s) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-10-31T16:15Z 3.1M followers, 850.1K engagements


"DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=u1cgHEWG-BA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-03-31T17:17Z 3.1M followers, 2.7M engagements


"New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-07-10T16:13Z 3.1M followers, 2.7M engagements


"U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2009-09-15T14:40Z 3.1M followers, 2.1M engagements


"U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants Onion News Network"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=v9Q67x95oyQ) [@TheOnion](/creator/youtube/TheOnion) 2024-10-28T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live Train And Fuck Each Other"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=vhKuqGyFqh8) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2014-02-13T20:57Z 3.1M followers, 32.4M engagements


"Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=viVAAy_qkx0) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-03-06T19:08Z 3.1M followers, 523.3K engagements


"Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=vm1U5E44W90) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-09-01T18:30Z 3.1M followers, 4.1M engagements


"How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold Calculating Road Revenge"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=vuKnR8RvxHY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2015-02-04T18:40Z 3.1M followers, 5.4M engagements


"Trump Imposes XX% Tariff On Companies That Just Feel Chinese"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=wv3DUmntrUk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-06-17T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 401.3K engagements


"Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans Are Fake"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=x83M3_RdbJY) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T21:31Z 3.1M followers, 390.3K engagements


"Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xCyRQ0P-Rkk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2025-07-08T17:01Z 3.1M followers, 328.6K engagements


"Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xH7kKnHpgus) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T19:01Z 3.1M followers, 2.8M engagements


"Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xTXz_4u-4mc) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2012-06-28T17:00Z 3.1M followers, 4.5M engagements


"12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-10-13T15:27Z 3.1M followers, 7.4M engagements


"Memorial Honors Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yjfrJzdx7DA) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-01-17T19:30Z 3.1M followers, 2.8M engagements


"Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry"  
[YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=zZaisF3iLKg) [@theonion](/creator/youtube/theonion) 2008-04-02T14:51Z 3.1M followers, 976.2K engagements