#  @validhumor Valid Humor Valid Humor posts on YouTube about funny, money, jokes, if you the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/youtube::UCk9gsxnQQWRMVe3nJBlR5jQ/interactions)  - [--] Week [------] -9.40% - [--] Month [-------] -63% - [--] Months [---------] +2,165% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/youtube::UCk9gsxnQQWRMVe3nJBlR5jQ/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] -61% - [--] Months [---] +1,290% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/youtube::UCk9gsxnQQWRMVe3nJBlR5jQ/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +0.38% - [--] Month [-----] +2.70% - [--] Months [-----] +336% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/youtube::UCk9gsxnQQWRMVe3nJBlR5jQ/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) [countries](/list/countries) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [stocks](/list/stocks) [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [formula 1](/list/formula-1) [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) **Social topic influence** [funny](/topic/funny), [money](/topic/money), [jokes](/topic/jokes), [if you](/topic/if-you), [the first](/topic/the-first), [shorts](/topic/shorts), [sunday](/topic/sunday), [sir](/topic/sir), [lol](/topic/lol), [in the](/topic/in-the) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Season Pass #college #dorm #funny #rules #comedy #jokes #humor #fine #student #smart #shorts #viral On the first day of college the Dean addressed the students pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions" At this point a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=bdxBz--XAyY) 2026-02-15T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Top [--] Foldable Laptops [----] Top [--] Foldable Laptops [----] 5.HP Spectre Foldable PC. https://amzn.to/45GqY8h 4.Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Fold [--] Gen 1: https://amzn.to/4mT6n78 3.ASUS Zenbook [--] Fold OLED. https://amzn.to/4dRQrhd [--]. HP OmniBook Ultra Flip [--]. https://amzn.to/4kzUFg8 [--]. LG Gram Pro [--] 2-in-1. https://amzn.to/459Ahxq Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the products we listed here leave a comment" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-F5sfut0w9E) 2025-06-05T14:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Clever Johnny #SchoolHumor #SpellingFails #KidsSayTheFunniestThings Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now" she asked Johnny "what word would we have if we placed a 'K' in the front" After a moment's reflection Johnny said "Canoe"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-vyLv8YI610) 2025-09-24T15:00Z [----] followers, 446.4K engagements "Backyard Rake #PoliceHumor #Slapstick #RakeJoke One night a man stumbled into the police station with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise in his back yard and went to investigate. The next he knew he was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to his house to investigate and he returned [--] 1/2 hours later with a black eye. "Did you get hit by the same person" his captain asked. "No" he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0kN6pf85xI4) 2025-09-22T11:00Z [----] followers, 49.6K engagements "Poker Emergency #MedicalHumor #DoctorJokes #WifeQuestions #PokerNight #SeriousBusiness A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague: "We need a fourth for poker." "Ill be right over" whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat his wife asked: "Is it serious" "Oh yes very serious" said the doctor with a straight face. "In fact there are three doctors there already"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0tDYL-4JfvU) 2025-08-17T16:00Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements "The Toughest Mouse #MouseHumor #AnimalKingdom #TinyButMighty Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says "Mouse traps Ha I do pushups with the bar". The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket swallows it and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Po*son". The third mouse finishes his drink slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says "Where do you think you're going "Time to go home and chase the cat" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0xaDFLaziCE) 2025-09-23T15:00Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements "Short Runway Wide Perspective #FunnyStory #AviationHumor #LOL #Comedy #Plane Harold and Al were on a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack. "Don't Panic" cried Harold heroically. "I'll land this baby" Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at LaGuardia Airport and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground. Just as the wheels touched the ground Al screamed "Red lights Right in front of you" Immediately Harold threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the breaks bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights. "Brother" he" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=12onABgaClQ) 2025-09-17T23:00Z [----] followers, 16.6K engagements "On the Eraser #funny #school #teacher #kids #shorts The arithmetic teacher had written [----] on the blackboard and then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying the number by ten. "Johnny" the teacher asked "where is the decimal point now" "On the eraser" came back the quick reply" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=15sVhvFrxls) 2025-10-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 11K engagements "Roll Your Own #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #MarriageHumor #DailyLaughs A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. The sales girl says confused "Sir I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife" He answers "You see it's like this yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1IPQmxBjS2Y) 2025-09-02T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Heavenly CPR #AfterlifeHumor #SaintPeterJoke #FunnyRescue There is a knock on the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks out and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later theres another knock. Saint Peter gets the door sees the man opens his mouth to speak but the man disappears once again. Hey are you playing games with me Saint Peter calls after him rather annoyed. No the mans distant voice replies anxiously. They are trying to resuscitate me" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1yMrHfyT_Aw) 2025-09-20T23:00Z [----] followers, 93.8K engagements "The Cockroach Trick#MarriageHumor #PrankJokes #FunnyCouple #LifeLaughs Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today Im putting a cockroach in the bathroom" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=21vzTsve4fw) 2025-09-29T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Wrong Prize#barjokes #toiletbrush #funnyshorts #rafflejokes #unexpectedending Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week when the raffle was drawn each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize a toilet brush. About a week later they met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize. Earl replied "Great I love spaghetti How about" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=24LC0GUKuSw) 2025-10-06T00:00Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements "Small Circle Lesson #funny #militaryhumor #trainingjokes #shortcomedy #cleverhumor During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used: "As you all know there are [---] degrees in a circle." One of the soldiers put up his hand and said "But there are [---] degrees in a circle sergeant-major." "You id*ot" replied the sergeant-major "I am obviously speaking about a small circle"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=44IK5wesBMk) 2025-10-05T15:00Z [----] followers, 13K engagements "Top [--] Best Camera for STREET Photography in [----] Top [--] Best Camera for STREET Photography in [----] 1.Fujifilm X-T5 Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/458IP7Q 2.Sony RX100 VII Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/43s3RNh 3.Leica Q3 Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/43Z6FSb 4.Ricoh GR IIIx Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/4mIavGG 5.Fujifilm X100VI Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/4jC9oWd Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=48nxEaisKj0) 2025-06-04T12:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The Barbers Trick #BarberHumor #ShavingJokes #FunnyStories #BarbershopLaughs #Gag A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing" says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it" "No problem" says the barber. "Just" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4CFyg51IHkA) 2025-09-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 121.1K engagements "Oxygen Sabotage #DarkHumor #MarriageJokes #AgeGapComedy #InheritancePlot #HospitalFails A wealthy merchant of [--] married a [--] year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but unfortunately the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized. When his young wife came to see him the old man said "Sweetheart your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250000 a year my home in Palm Springs my ranch in Texas my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money." "Oh sweetheart please don't talk that way" his young wife" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4pz_SQF-vMQ) 2025-09-01T00:00Z [----] followers, 52.5K engagements "Bad Boy or Good Heart #TeenLife #FunnyParents #CommunityService One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket motorcycle boots tattoos and pierced nose. Later the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear" said the mother diplomatically "he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please Mom" replied the daughter "if he wasn't nice why would he be doing [---] hours of community service"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4yHaYjIrCus) 2025-09-23T00:00Z [----] followers, 30.9K engagements "Missing Husband #funny #marriage #police #relationship #shorts A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said Hes [--] years old [--] foot [--] dark eyes dark wavy hair athletic build weighs [---] pounds soft-spoken and good to the children. The neighbor protested Your husband is [--] foot [--] chubby bald has a big mouth and is mean to your kids. The wife replied Yes but who wants HIM back" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6KPLCYXg4og) 2025-10-12T00:00Z [----] followers, 41.5K engagements "Heavenly Shack#heavenjokes #saintpeter #funnyshorts #richpeoplehumor #afterlifecomedy A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion until they came to the very end of the street. Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little shack. This belongs to you said Saint Peter. Why do I get this ugly thing when there are so many mansions I could live in the man demanded. We did the best we could with the money you sent us Saint Peter replied" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Oikft7dRA0) 2025-10-06T23:00Z [----] followers, 25.3K engagements "Shark Solution#FloridaHumor #FunnyStories #BeachJokes #FishingFails #WildlifeHumor While sports fishing off the Florida coast a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber on shore the tourist shouted "Are there any gators around here" "Naw" the man hollered back "they ain't been around for years" Feeling safe the tourist started swimming leisurely toward shore. About halfway there he asked "How'd you get rid of the gators" "We didn't do nothin'" the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=72X7WKpCddA) 2025-09-27T16:00Z [----] followers, 16K engagements "Little Johnnys Dad#KidsSayTheFunniestThings #ShortsHumor #FunnyKids Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a poem they give him $50." The second boy says "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a song they give him $100." Little Johnny says "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to c*llect all the money"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7LkmlZ70p5E) 2025-09-09T15:00Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements "DMV Recovery #RetailHumor #GiftWrapJokes #CustomerService #PatienceTest #BaseballBat After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a baseball bat to the cash register. "Cash or charge" the clerk asked. "Cash" she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness she explained "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am not too sane right now" "Shall I gift wrap the bat" the clerk asked sweetly "Or or you going back" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=80RLcwpM6IE) 2025-08-29T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Homemade Surprise#relationshipjokes #funnyfails #datinghumor #shortscomedy Two friends meet: "Dude what gift should I give a girl that I'm sure she'll like" "Can't you just ask her what she wants" "I asked her recently. She got what she wanted and it still wasn't good." "What" "She told me to make something myself instead of going to the mall." "And what did you do" "Well. fries."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FdE1_EDeJk) 2025-10-07T23:00Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements "Best 4K Blu Ray Players [----] Best 4K Blu-Ray Players [----]. Here are Number [--]. [--]. Panasonic DP-UB154P-K - https://amzn.to/4dHnjt1 [--]. XBox Series X - https://amzn.to/4dHAwll [--]. Panasonic DP-UB9000P1K - https://amzn.to/458mOGd [--]. Sony UBP-X700M -https://amzn.to/3SZXVF4 [--]. Panasonic DP-UB820-K - https://amzn.to/3SZXSZU Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the products we listed here leave a comment down" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8c3c9tHwD2w) 2025-06-02T02:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The Wrong Key #MedievalHumor #KnightJokes #FunnyStories #ShortsJokes #Hilarious All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore as my best and most trusted friend I am leaving you the key to her chast*ty belt to use should I not return from the Crusade in seven years." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8jmATN2SThc) 2025-09-08T16:00Z [----] followers, 40.1K engagements "Shortest Sermon Ever#churchhumor #dogjokes #funnyquotes #shortscomedy A minister delivered a sermon in [--] minutes one Sunday half the usual length. He explained "I regret to inform you that my dog who is very fond of eating paper ate that portion of my sermon." After the service a visitor shook hands with him and said "Reverend if that dog of yours has any pups I want to give one to my minister."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ADCUEVH1yK0) 2025-10-09T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Bureaucrats Three Wishes#FunnyJokes #GenieWishes #OfficeHumor #ShortsComedy #ClassicJokes A government employee sat in his office and out of boredom decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel" he said and took it home with him. While polishing the lamp a genie appeared and as usual granted him three wishes. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AbzhZhcJhvc) 2025-09-08T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Blonde and the Ferrari #BlondeJokes #QuickThinking #FerrariFun A blonde was hard up for money so she walked around her neighborhood trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left. He walked into his house laughing. He told his brunette wife what he had done. "Frank our porch covers half of the house You're so mean." his wife replied. Three hours later the blonde went in the house and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man. The astonished man handed her a $100 bill and asked" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AtCqeJRcDF4) 2025-09-23T16:00Z [----] followers, 35.1K engagements "She Took the Smartest Route Off the Island #funnyjoke #blondevsbrunette #geniewish #islandhumor There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each. The first blonde says "I need to get off this island I wish for a rowboat." With a flash a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean. The second blonde says "I need to get off this island I need jetski." With a flash a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean soon overtaking the first blonde. The genie looks enquiringly toward" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=C4fVVZm-fD8) 2025-08-05T15:45Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements "Air Bag News #funny #marriagehumor #relationshipjokes #shortcomedy #unexpected A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today." HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear." HIM: "OK darling but as I've got no time now just give me the good news." HER: "Well the air bag works."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cg39JvdgIMg) 2025-10-02T15:00Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements "Bagpipe Problems #NeighborHumor #ScottishJokes #CulturalClashes #NoiseComplaints #ApartmentLife There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. 'I'm fine ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long another lies on her floor moaning and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.' 'Well ma laddie' says his" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=D_nqi4Hug9M) 2025-08-26T15:00Z [----] followers, 185.2K engagements "Church Refusal #funny #kids #church One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church to which he replied "I'm not going." "Why not" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons" he said. "One they don't like me and two I don't like them." His mother replied "I'll give YOU two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church. One you're [--] years old and two you're the pastor"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DbrXt9_Cllo) 2025-10-17T11:00Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements "Outrunning the Bear #FunnyJokes #HunterHumor #BearStories #ForestLaughs #RunForIt Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell. One of the hunters stopped opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of tennis shoes. His buddy looked at him and said "What are you doing Are you crazy You can't outrun the bear" To this the hunter said "I know all I have to do is outrun you"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=E7ZoL0njLS8) 2025-09-13T00:00Z [----] followers, 67.8K engagements "Wrong Department #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #PlaneHumor #DailyLaughs A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this" He replied "Sorry I can't. I'm in sales not management."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eiu934f22VQ) 2025-09-02T23:00Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements "Space Race Logic #NASAHumor #RussianJokes #Overengineering #SimpleSolutions #PencilWins When NASA first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity upside down underwater on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to [---] C. The Russians used a pencil" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ExvU4rORUyo) 2025-08-10T23:00Z [----] followers, 37.9K engagements "Walter vs. Santa Ana Cops #StandUpHumor #FunnyPolice #BicycleCops Walter: I aint afraid of the cops around Santa Ana. You seen some of these guys What cops on bicycles How intimidating is this: Alright buddy pull it over. Ching-ching-ching What do they do when they arrest somebody Alright get in the basket" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=F75k1Zv_mT0) 2025-09-22T23:00Z [----] followers, 13.1K engagements "Outliving Enemies #ChurchHumor #FunnyGrandma #SavageReply The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about [--] % held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All responded except one elderly lady. "Mrs. Johnson are you not willing to forgive your enemies" "I don't have any." "Mrs. Johnson that is very unusual. How old are you" "Ninety-three" she replied. "Mrs. Johnson please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKVKmO203x4) 2025-09-21T16:00Z [----] followers, 90.3K engagements "He Was Blind Not Stupid #funnyjoke #blondehumor #blindmanjoke #barjokes #clevercomeback #comedysho A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke sir you should know five things: [--] - The bartender is a blonde girl. [--] - The bouncer is a blonde gal. [--] - I'm a 6-foot tall 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. [--] - The" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=FdYL84mT_LY) 2025-08-07T14:45Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements "Of Course She Named Them Timex and Rolex #funnyjoke #blondehumor #watchdogs #dogjokes #wordplay A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "Oh my you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names" The blonde replies "Well the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh that's interesting. Why did you name them such names" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing. duhh what else would you name your watch dogs"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=G5XIPcSKGBg) 2025-08-08T14:45Z [----] followers, 142.6K engagements "The Lantern Baby Delivery#CountryHumor #FunnyStories #ShortsJokes In the back woods Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy the doctor handed him a lantern and said "Here you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough within minutes he had delivered another little baby. "No no don't be in a" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=I2NPHGrshqA) 2025-09-09T11:00Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements "Adam and Eves True Nationality #FunnyJokes #CulturalHumor #AdamAndEve #ShortsComedy #ClassicJokes A Briton a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve their calm" muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense" the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked and so beautiful. Clearly they are French." "No clothes no shelter" the Russian points out "they have only an apple to eat and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=LKE7iP9nroA) 2025-09-07T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Money-Saving Smart TVs: 2025's Best Value Picks Money-Saving Smart TVs: 2025's Best Value Picks 5.TCL Q651G https://amzn.to/45404XT 4.HISENSE R6G https://amzn.to/3HhPXVy 3.LG C4 https://amzn.to/4jk9yS5 2.SONY A95L https://amzn.to/43kgE4u 1.SAMSUNG S90D https://amzn.to/43mYZJu Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the products we listed here leave a comment down below and i will get back to you as soon" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=M7qFshbMBBU) 2025-05-29T06:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Hot Neighbor #NeighborJokes #DivorcedHumor #FunnyTwist A man is stunned when his hot newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him "Are you free tonight" He blurts out "Yes" She asks "Great Would you watch my kids"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=N02rRPxljds) 2025-09-20T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Bad Boy Surprise #ParentingHumor #TeenageLove #FirstImpressions #CommunityServiceJokes #humor One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket motorcycle boots tattoos and pierced nose. Later the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear" said the mother diplomatically "he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please Mom" replied the daughter "if he wasn't nice why would he be doing [---] hours of community service"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=OC5K3wGKbJE) 2025-08-11T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "She Took the Sign Way Too Literally #funnyjoke #blondehumor #roadtripjokes #toilethumor #signmisund A blonde was driving down the motorway when she read a sign saying "Clean toilets ahead [--] miles on the left." She was really late for her appointment since there were [--] toilets to clean" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oc5xk3QzgOA) 2025-08-04T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Bar Fight Blunder#FunnyStories #IrishHumor #PubJokes #KellyVsRiley #Comedy "My god What happened to you" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley." "Riley He's just a wee fellow" the barkeep said surprised. "He must have had something in his hand." "That he did" Kelly said. "A shovel it was." "Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand" "Aye that I did Mrs. Riley's tt" Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was but not much use in a fight."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWuZgTZXqRk) 2025-09-26T23:00Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements "New Year's Crush #HolidayHumor #BarJokes #SelfLove #BartenderProblems #MidnightMadness On New Year's Eve Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living. As the clock struck [--] chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to de@th" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=PmtZmWxQ7XM) 2025-08-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 11.3K engagements "Ferrari Negotiation #FunnyJokes #MaidVsLady #LuxuryHumor #MarriageLaughs #Ferrari Lady: So what do you have in mind Maid: I would like to have a ferrari no Lady: Why in the [--] hells do you think you deserve that Maid: See I cook way better than you Lady: Says who Maid: Your husband Also I do laundry better than you Lady: And why do you think so Maid: Your Husband said it Also Im much better in bed than you are. Lady: DOES MY HUSBAND ALSO SAID THAT Maid: No Miss but the gardener Lady: .Red or Yellow for the ferrari" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=QDdO3JsbUKA) 2025-09-14T11:00Z [----] followers, 182.8K engagements "Top [--] Two in One Laptop [----] Top [--] Two in One Laptop 6: HP OMEN MAX [--] (2025) https://amzn.to/4kxfpV3 5: Lenovo ThinkPad X9 [--] Aura Edition (2025) https://amzn.to/4jnpwuG 4: Dell XPS [--] (2024 Snapdragon) https://amzn.to/4kHVRh7 3: Microsoft Surface Laptop (7th Gen 2025) https://amzn.to/450J44N 2: Apple MacBook Pro [--] (M4 Pro 2024) https://amzn.to/3Hbl1WV [--] : Apple MacBook Air (M4 2025) Link: https://amzn.to/4jgOGet Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qo34pi85Z44) 2025-05-27T10:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Marriage and the Flu#RelationshipHumor #FunnyCouple #LoveAndLaughter #MarriageJokes A friend was laid up at home with the flu. His fiancee called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to him. He declined not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey" she told him "We'll wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest of our lives making each other sick"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCZXY_caGho) 2025-09-29T00:00Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements "No More Laughs #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #WorkplaceHumor #DailyLaughs At a meeting the Boss told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy. The Boss asked him 'Didnt you understand my joke' The guy replied 'Oh I understood it but I resigned this morning.'" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RMAysNxj7IU) 2025-09-01T23:00Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements "Dog Revenge #NeighborHumor #PetProblems #MidnightMadness #PaddyLogic #BarkingSolutions Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours. Suddenly Paddy jumps out of bed and says "I've had enough of this" and goes downstairs. Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing" Paddy says "I've put their dog in our yard - now we'll see how they like it"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sk45vXQFhh0) 2025-08-21T00:00Z [----] followers, 34.4K engagements "The Genies Job Offer#TravelJokes #GenieHumor #ShortsLaughs A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke. "For freeing me from my prison I will grant you a wish what will it be sire" The man thought for a moment then said "I want a spectacular job a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do." "Allah Ka Zam" said the genie. "You're a housewife"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=TBJhZVeRyNo) 2025-09-09T00:00Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements "Pork Surprise #funny #rabbi #restaurant A Rabbi who's been leading a congregation for many years is upset by the fact that he's never been able to eat pork. So he devises a plan whereby he flies to a remote tropical island and checks into a hotel. He immediately gets himself a table at the finest restaurant and orders the most expensive pork dish on the menu. As he's eagerly waiting for it to be served he hears his name called from across the restaurant. He looks up to see [--] of his loyal congregants approaching. His luck they'd chosen the same time to visit the same remote location Just at" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=T_OvjsJaiD4) 2025-10-16T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "21st Century Borrowing #TechJokes #iPadHumor #FunnyDad I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here use my iPad.'. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=U72JqUCMTIs) 2025-09-20T11:00Z [----] followers, 771.4K engagements "Snow Parking Dilemma #FunnyStory #SnowProblems #MarriageHumor #LOL #WeatherFails While living in Denver the weatherman said expect [--] to [--] inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Willies wife ran out and parked on the right side. The next week the forecast called for another [--] to [--] inches of snow but this time he said park on the left side. So Willies wife ran out and parked the car on the left side of the road. The following week he said [--] inches of snow expected the lights went out and all our power was lost. Willies wife said "My" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Up5Zs6AhiFQ) 2025-09-15T15:01Z [----] followers, 51.3K engagements "Her Last Wish Was Pure Genius and Brutal #funnyjoke #brunettevsblonde #geniewish #plotwist #darkhu A brunette who can't stand blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. Thinking to herself "It always works in the movies" and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says "I will grant you [--] wishes but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you understand" "Yes I understand" says the brunette "and for my first wish I want you to give my an" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=VBkatGl0dj8) 2025-08-05T14:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "What Are The TOP 4K TVs You Should Buy NOW What Are The TOP 4K TVs You Should Buy NOW What Are The TOP 4K TVs You Should Buy NOW 5.Hisense E6N 4K UHD Smart Google TV Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/3FNf029 4.SAMSUNG UHD DU8000 Series 55-Inch Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/4mQCjZy 3.Sony BRAVIA [--] [--] Inch Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/3Htuqt3 2.TCL Q65 55-Inch QLED Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/4dO0uUi 1.LG QNED85T Class Series 55-Inch LED https://amzn.to/4kQEfQ8 Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=VLh_b9FrWfw) 2025-06-07T16:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Quattro Trouble #IrishJokes #BorderHumor #CarJoke Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer halts them and sternly declares "It's illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. 'Quattro' means four." The Englishman incredulous retorts "Quattro is just the name of the car Check the papers: it's designed for five." "You can't pull that one on me" replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You've got five folks in there; it's against the law." The Englishman now irate demands "Get your supervisor I need someone with more intelligence" Paddy quips back" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsjqTfzW_4E) 2025-09-21T00:00Z [----] followers, 36.5K engagements "Top [--] Calibers for Hunting in Africa Top [--] Calibers for Hunting in Africa Dear Viewer Some of the footage in this video is sourced from external creators manufacturers and stock libraries. While Valid Finder Focus aims to provide high-quality content certain clips are not original productions of our team. If you own any material featured in this video and would like it removed please contact us at asmaqureshi23487004@gmail.com . and we will address your request promptly. Thank you for your understanding. Best regards Valid Finder Team . [--] Rifle Calibers That Are Slowly Dying Seniors Love" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-uvBZWUsjE) 2025-06-30T21:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Why There Are No Baby Planes #AirplaneJokes #TravelHumor #FunnyShorts #SouthwestAirlines #CleanJokes A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why don't big planes have baby planes" The mother said "Well maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why don't big planes have baby planes" The stewardess responded "Did your mother tell you to ask" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=YMiPLt34grs) 2025-09-07T00:00Z [----] followers, 47.9K engagements "Diaper Duties#ParentingHumor #BabyJokes #FunnyCouple #DadLife #FamilyLaughs After a young couple brought their new baby home the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy" he said "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled "Oh I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZVe25Hte74A) 2025-09-28T16:00Z [----] followers, 27.4K engagements "Santa Knows Everything #funny #christmas #kids #family #shorts As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve I accidentally dropped one. No problem I said dusting it off and putting it back on the plate. You cant do that argued my four-year-old. Dont worry. Santa will never know. He shot me a look. So he knows if Ive been bad or good but he doesnt know if you dropped a cookie on the floor" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zf_8i948Kts) 2025-10-12T15:00Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements "Top [--] Best Smart TV's [----] (Budget TV) Links to the Best Smart TVs [----] we listed in this video: [--]. Toshiba 75C350LU (Budget TV) https://amzn.to/45yQJqW [--]. Hisense A7N (Best Value) https://amzn.to/43yWPVM [--]. TCL 85-Inch Class S5 4K UHD LED Smart TV (Biggest) - https://amzn.to/4kzp7WW [--]. Samsung Q60D https://amzn.to/4kGfLcj [--]. Sony BRAVIA [--] https://amzn.to/3HeHzpO [--]. LG QNED85 (Our Choice 2025) - https://amzn.to/4dDAyuE Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmO6uK9REBo) 2025-05-27T10:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Ask Jonah Later #FunnyJokes #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #LOL #SundaySchoolHumor #Comedy After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday. Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. The little girl said "But how can that be Jonah was swallowed by a whale."Irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible" she said. Undaunted the little girl said "Well when I get to heaven I will ask" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_dGpGsjjt4g) 2025-09-17T00:00Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements "Top [--] Best Gaming Controllers of [----] Top [--] Best Gaming Controllers of [----] Purchase Link ✅ EasySMX D10 : Amazon :https://amzn.to/4nko9QF ✅ Razer Wolverine V3 Pro : Amazon :https://amzn.to/3Tfie1G ✅ 8Bitdo Ultimate [--] : Amazon :https://amzn.to/4epQ6Tb ✅ FLYDIGI Vader [--] Pro : Amazon :https://amzn.to/447XtLE ✅ GameSir G7 SE : Amazon :https://amzn.to/3I2b2DH ✅ Victrix Pro BFG : Amazon :https://amzn.to/4em6C6w ✅ Turtle Beach Stealth Ultra : Amazon :https://amzn.to/3IiTDGK ✅ PowerA FUSION Pro [--] : Amazon :https://amzn.to/4nkodQp ✅ SCUF Envision Pro : Amazon :https://amzn.to/4erxfXY ✅ Gulikit KK3" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_rQaK1kkFEs) 2025-06-28T18:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Action Star Musicians #CelebrityHumor #PunnyJokes #ToughGuyLaughs #ClassicalMusicTwist #ArnoldPuns Chuck Norris Arnold Swartzenagger and Jean Claud VanDam were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked "If you were a musician who would you be". Chuck Norris said "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said "I would be Bethoven." Arnold then said "I'll be Bach"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=apwSGE-vAGE) 2025-08-12T15:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Valentines Priorities #DatingHumor #LoveVsPorsche #SelectiveHearing #BoyfriendConfession #CarEnvy Boyfriend: "Honey on this Valentine's Day I want to tell you something. I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you." Girlfriend: "Oh dear I love you too. what was that you said about Martin"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=c-74P57DPmU) 2025-08-29T15:01Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements "MTV Menu #TVHumor #MTVJokes #PizzaTwist The worst television is MTV. 'Music Television' -- they call it that they don't even play music. How's that legal What if everybody did that 'Hey thanks for calling New York Pizza.' 'Yeah give me two large pepperoni pizzas.' 'Oh we don't sell pizza.' 'What' 'No we just have raccoon hats and eye patches. Call a book store if you're hungry.'" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=c7LIQ_CR3xU) 2025-09-22T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Early Shopper Problems #HolidayHumor #LegalFails #ChristmasCrime #JudgeJokes #FestiveFelony It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner "What are you charged with" "Doing my Christmas shopping early" replied the defendant. "What That's no offense" said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping" "Before the store opened" he replied" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=cvilcG3PGEI) 2025-08-10T11:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I found [--] Gaming TVs in the world ( Top Gamer Love These TVs) I found [--] Gaming TVs in the world ( Top Gamer Love These TVs) [--] Sony BRAVIA [--] https://amzn.to/4kIrRly [--] Sony A95L OLED https://amzn.to/4kJvdVs [--] LG C4 OLED https://amzn.to/3HzPbmX [--] Samsung S95D OLED https://amzn.to/45S0YHa [--] Hisense U8N https://amzn.to/43Ijj8d [--] LG G4 OLED https://amzn.to/3HzjWbE Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dK5RQbO-iK4) 2025-06-14T13:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Flooded Records #funny #historyjokes #ancestryhumor #shortcomedy #cleverhumor "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great" said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked "How far back does your family go" "I don't know" replied Miriam "all of our records were lost in the flood."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dS3F-aEPVO0) 2025-10-03T16:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Magic Rum Bottle#PirateJokes #ShortsHumor #FunnyStories Luckily there's a harbor near by and the captain heads in to barter for goods. Naturally the captain seeks out the first merchant who is selling booze and requests his finest bottle of rum. Upon returning the crew is aghast. "All you came back with is a lousy bottle of rum" Aye boys the merchant says to me this here's a magic bottle of rum. No matter how much yee drink it never goes dry. "You f*ol He hoodwinked you. There's no such as a magic bottle of rum" Ah well no matter alls I traded him was a ship that'll never sink" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dSKEvwkl0cE) 2025-09-09T23:00Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements "New Top [--] Mirrorless Camera [----] Top [--] Mirrorless camera [----] 6.Fujifilm X-T5 https://amzn.to/4juCkQf 5.Sony A7C https://amzn.to/43vzcgU -- 4.Canon EOS R6 Digital Camera https://amzn.to/3ZH8PTZ -- 3.Nikon Z5 https://amzn.to/3Z6QsHY -- 2.Sony ZV-E1 https://amzn.to/4mBqBBW -- 1.Sony Alpha 7R III https://amzn.to/43g8Osu Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the products we listed here leave a comment down" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dohVwpnvnOg) 2025-05-30T03:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "She Outsmarted the Lawyer in One Move #funnyjoke #blondehumor #lawyerjokes #clevergirl #airplanejok A lawyer sitting next to blonde on a long flight was pestering her to play a game 'I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me and vice-versa.' The blonde politely declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer made another offer: 'Okay if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 but if I don't know the answer I will pay you $1000' The blonde agreed. The lawyer asked the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon' The blonde silently reached into her" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dyvlASqGMMY) 2025-08-02T15:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Blind Man and His Dog #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #AnimalHumor #DailyLaughs A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog. They come to a busy intersection and the dog ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by leads the blind man right out into the thick of the traffic. Screeching tires and blaring horns follow as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street. The blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog. A passerby" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eWyecrsFbDA) 2025-09-03T11:01Z [----] followers, 20.8K engagements "Warning #FunnyJokes #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #ParentingHumor A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats warning her son that "If you don't stop sucking your thumb your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day walking in the park mother and son saw a pr*gnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute then spoke to her saying "Uh-oh . I know what "you've" been" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYSb96_n8H0) 2025-09-14T15:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "America First Pizza #USAHumor #Funny #Comedy #PizzaLovers #LOL Whats the ultimate proof you are in America If you call for an ambulance and order a pizza at the same time you know the pizzas getting their first" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDepQnUzTdU) 2025-09-18T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Blonde Detective #jokes #funny #blonde #police #comedy #memes #blondehumor #funnyjoke A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions. Officer: What's 2+2 Blonde: Ummmmm. [--] Officer: What's the square root of [---] Blonde: Ummmm. [--] Officer: Good Now who killed Abraham Lincoln Blonde: Ummmm. I dunno. Officer: Well you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says excitedly "Not only did I get the job I'm already working on a" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=fVHMRWtpw7I) 2025-08-09T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Bathroom Light #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #SeniorHumor #DailyLaughs 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said But you know Doc Im blessed. God knows my eyesight is going so he puts on the light when I pee and turns it off when Im done A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Georges wife and said Your husbands test results were fine but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hBCyCa_Et8I) 2025-09-02T11:01Z [----] followers, 34.8K engagements "She Wore That Olive Out First #funnyjoke #blondehumor #barjokes #olivebattle #toothpickskills #come A blonde was hunched over the bar toothpick in hand spearing futilely at the olive in her drink. A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally another patron who had been watching intently from the next stool became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick. "Here this is how you do it." he said as he easily skewered the olive. "Big Deal" muttered the blonde. "I already had him so tired out he couldn't" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZuS9jsEHG0) 2025-08-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "She Took Concentrate a Bit Too Literally #funnyjoke #blondehumor #orangejuice #wordplay #laughout In the morning a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it. The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde "Excuse me we are about to close for the evening I'm afraid your going to have to leave." "No" the blonde replies. "Why not" questions the waiter. "The carton says 'concentrate'"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iGDA9Hd0jjM) 2025-08-03T15:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Plug Misunderstanding#FunnyJokes #MarriageHumor #ShortsComedy #PrankWife #ClassicJokes A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her "Just so you know I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens just pull the plug." His wife got up unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jXFPomlPCxw) 2025-09-07T15:01Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements "Vacation Plans#CountryHumor #FunnyStories #MarriageJokes #VacationFails #FamilyLaughs Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says "Ya know I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said HawaiiEarlene got pregnant. Two years ago you said the BahamasEarlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahitidarned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks "So what you gonna do this year that's different" Billy Bob grins "This year I'm" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jdqTFcwy8Xw) 2025-09-27T23:00Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements "Pickle Secret #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #BeachHumor #DailyLaughs There was a guy on the beach with about [--] gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this a second guy strolls up and asks Whats your secret The guy whispers All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants. In a flourish the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way runs off screaming in terror. Confused he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks Why are all the girls running away from me The first" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kEKH8HG20CA) 2025-09-04T11:01Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements "Flight Flirt Fail #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #DatingHumor #DailyLaughs The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer I used one of my pick-up lines on her. I asked Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men Yes she replied but I wasnt willing to pay" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kjSMfQS2C_4) 2025-09-06T16:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Bet on the Horse #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #HorsebackHumor #DailyLaughs To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice he freaked when his horse took off. How do I get it to slow down he yelled. Bet on it I hollered back" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqnFXhNVsGA) 2025-09-04T23:00Z [----] followers, 19K engagements "Top [--] Noise Cancelling Headphones in [----] Revealed Top [--] Noise Cancelling Headphones in [----] Revealed 6.Audio-Technica ATH-M50xBT2 Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/3ZKdNiZ 5.RDE NTH-100 Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/4kThnjb 4.Beyerdynamic DT [----] PRO Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/45EoKq3 3.Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/40lx5eC 2.Focal Bathys Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/3HWPDf9 1.Sony WH1000XM5 Amazon Price:https://amzn.to/3ZMMdl9 🎁 With Amazon Prime shipping is FREE Get a 30-DAY FREE TRIAL by signing up here👉 https://amzn.to/3Tq93Me Thanks for watching guys i" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6-Fqyk_Vf4) 2025-06-24T20:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Dollar Quarters Mix-Up #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #MilitaryHumor #DailyLaughs A private walks past and the colonel says "Say there soldier do you have four quarters for a dollar" "Sure thing d*de gimme a moment" says the private. "D*DE" yells the colonel. "Do you not see the gold leaf on my shoulder Stand to attention when you talk to me and address me according to my rank" "SIR YES SIR" replies the private coming promptly to attention. "That's better soldier. Now as I was saying -- do you happen to have four quarters for a dollar" "SIR I DO NOT SIR" yells the private" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mQXrh-PK3Vs) 2025-09-04T00:01Z [----] followers, 21.7K engagements "Bad Memory Problems #FunnyDoctor #MemoryFail #HearingProblems #LOL #Humor At the doctor's office. - What bothers you - I have a bad memory. - Ok. What else - I have a very bad memory. - What else - And. I have a really bad memory. - Yes I understand that you have a bad memory What else - And I have hearing problems. - What else - What did you say - What else - Say it again - What else - Ah-ah And I have a bad memory" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=nNU1CB6JdTA) 2025-09-14T23:00Z [----] followers, 255.6K engagements "Beware of Dog#CountryHumor #ShortsJokes #FunnyAnimals Upon entering the little country store the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER BEWARE OF DOG" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of" "Yep that's him" he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign" "Because" the owner replied "before I posted that sign people kept tripping over" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUgEcP829-c) 2025-09-10T11:01Z [----] followers, 95.5K engagements "Beer Trouble #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #BarHumor #DailyLaughs I was standing at the bar in an international airport when this small Chinese guy comes in stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him Do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu Karate or Ju-Jitsu He says No why the heck would you ask me that Is it because I am Chinese No I said Its because youre drinking my beer you little ras*al" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=nqyTwWUJE1M) 2025-09-04T16:01Z [----] followers, 19.5K engagements "Billy-Bobs New Job#FunnyJobs #BarJokes #ShortsLaughs Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says "Bartender one round for everyone on me" The bartender says "Well seems you're in a really good mood tonight hm" Billy-Bob says "Oh you can bet on it I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday" The bartender congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Billy-Bob comes back into the bar and says "Bartender two rounds for everyone on me" The bartender says "Well now If you're so happy just over having this new job I" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=nsp1lNavk4w) 2025-09-09T16:01Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements "No Couch for the Poodle #funny #dogs #animals #psychiatrist #shorts Poodle: My life is a mess. My owner is mean my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd and Im as nervous as a cat. Collie: Why dont you go see a psychiatrist Poodle: I cant. Im not allowed on the couch" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=otfSfr28c54) 2025-10-11T23:00Z [----] followers, 12.3K engagements "Come for Ta Bull #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #FarmHumor #DailyLaughs A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally she tells the telegraph" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=pHchgtLk3kU) 2025-09-02T00:01Z [----] followers, 15.3K engagements "She Missed the Chance to Escape #funnyjoke #blondehumor #deathrowjoke #electricchairfail #missedopp There's a brunette red-head and a blonde all on death row. The day before their execution they are each delivered a message from the judge stating: "Since you have been on good behavior I will allow you to choose how you will die -- lethal injection or electric chair." The brunette went first. She chose the electric chair and it malfunctioned so she was set free. The red head saw this and picked the electric chair too. It malfunctioned again and she was let free. Then it was the blonde's turn" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=pb-29m_YLuM) 2025-08-07T11:01Z [----] followers, 23.2K engagements "Turtle's Ambition #FunnyAnimals #TurtleFail #AdoptionJoke #LOL #Humor Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering he slowly climbed the tree again jumped and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally the female bird turned to her mate: Dear she chirped I think it's time to tell him he's ad*pted" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=pdxSljuKS-c) 2025-09-15T00:00Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements "Playhouse Lessons #funny #kidsjokes #cleverkids #shortcomedy #parentinghumor A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says "Hey Tommy wanna play house" "Sure What do you want me to do" he asks. The little girl replies "I want you to communicate your feelings." "Communicate my feelings" questions a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means." The little girl smirks and says "Perfect. You can be the husband."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=po0CrbreJdk) 2025-10-03T00:01Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements "Bunk Bed Confusion #GrandmaHumor #InnocentQuestions #ParentingFails #AwkwardExplanations Having been playing outside with his friends a small boy came into the house and asked: Grandma what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. Well she said hesitantly its called s*xual intercourse. Oh okay said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily: Grandma" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rYcdH1jUlts) 2025-09-01T16:01Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements "Subway Etiquette #FunnyStory #SubwayLife #AwkwardMoments #LOL #Humor I was on the subway sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that" I didn't know what to say so I said "Yes." I then stood up turned the page and sat down again" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgcZFNzKTXA) 2025-09-15T11:01Z [----] followers, 22.5K engagements "Franks Eternal Optimism #funny #adultjokes #darkhumor #shockhumor #shortcomedy Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance he would always reply "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad so terrible that even Frank could find no hope in it. On the golf course one day one of them said "Frank did you hear about Tom" "He came home last night found his wife in bed with another man sht them both and then turned the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=riwXkJfH-y0) 2025-10-02T16:01Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements "The Sailors Return #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #MarriageHumor #DailyLaughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a newborn baby. Furious he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Sam" he demanded. "No" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Jim then" he asked. "NO " she said even more upset. "Well which one of my no-good friends did this then" he asked. "Don't you think I have any friends of my own" she snapped" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=s7CHLg3kSA8) 2025-09-02T15:01Z [----] followers, 29.8K engagements "Ear Discharge Mix-Up #adult #funny #doctorjoke A young lady walks into a doctor's office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge." The doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and asks her "How does that feel" The young lady replies "Oooh doctor that feels lovely. but the discharge is from my ear"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sThUhsJ0h78) 2025-10-16T11:01Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements "Johnnys Future Wife #funny #kidsjokes #familyhumor #controversialjokes #shortcomedy At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything including human beings. Little Johnny a child in the kindergarten class seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill and said "Johnny what is the matter" Little Johnny responded "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=sUMDdL3Z1Y0) 2025-10-03T23:01Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements "Dynamite Fishing #funny #fishingjokes #cleverhumor #shortcomedy #unexpected An old Indian Charlie Two Shirts came rowing onto the dock on a lake. He tied his boat up and unloaded his fishing box that was full of fish. The Game Warden was standing there and said: "Charlie there aren't that many fish in this lake. How did you get those" Charlie said: "Oh it is an old Indian method. Come with me and I show you" The Game Warden got in the boat and Charlie rowed out to a spot. He opened his tackle box and got out a weighted stick of dynamite lit the fuse and tossed it overboard. Moments later" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=txWpCBtzYrw) 2025-10-04T23:01Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements "Whale Outburst #funny #animaljokes #barhumor #shortcomedy #censored Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU." The second whale turns to the first and says "Frank what the h*ll is wrong with you"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=x47jx-UcO_k) 2025-10-02T23:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Fish & Chips Monks #NunHumor #FunnyFood #MonasteryJokes #PunnyLaughs Lost on a rainy night a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had. After dinner she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers "Hello I'm Brother Michael and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity who cooked what" Brother Charles replied "Well I'm" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=x5nBBGNuv4s) 2025-09-25T15:01Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements "Martini Prayer #PriestJokes #MartiniTime #FunnyClergy A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn't think that he could have made it without his Ros@ry and two martinis each day. With that the priest said to the Bishop "Would you like to have a martini with me" The Bishop said "Yes that would be nice." The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen "Ros@ry would you fix us two martinis please"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=y4xWgOM9M9s) 2025-09-19T23:01Z [----] followers, 162K engagements "Best Fuel Injector Cleaners [----] #1 Fixed My MPG Instantly Best Fuel Injector Cleaners [----] #1 Fixed My MPG Instantly [--] Sea Foam IC5 Fuel Injector Cleaner for Gas Engines https://amzn.to/3FBsAFR [--] Liqui Moly [----] Jectron Gasoline Fuel Injection Cleaner https://amzn.to/3ZeT2eZ [--] Red Line [-----] SI-1 https://amzn.to/4kHkgDb [--] Lucas Oil [-----] Deep Clean Fuel System Cleaner https://amzn.to/4kMKHaP [--] Chevron Techron Concentrate Plus Fuel System Cleaner https://amzn.to/3HiBvML Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yYKWDgv_3HQ) 2025-06-02T18:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Newlywed Breakfast #NewlywedLife #BreakfastHumor #SimpleMeals #FunnyExchange #funny #humor #jokes "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice sweetheart" said Tracy the newlywed bride "breakfast will be ready." "Good what are we having for breakfast" asked Dewey the new husband. "Toast and juice" Tracy replied" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=--_hbmpRkZ0) 2026-01-27T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "He Don't Know Nothing #hospital #doctor #funny #son #comedy #jokes #humor #anesthetic #smart #roast A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move he asked "What's that" The doctor explained "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing." "Save your time Doc" exclaimed the man. "He don't know nothing now."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4znHTWS41ck) 2026-01-29T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Proof #lawyer #money #funny #debt #comedy #jokes #humor #letter #smart #trick #shorts #viral A man went to his lawyer and told him "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do" "Do you have any proof" asked the lawyer. "Nope" replied the man. "Okay then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you" said the lawyer. "But it's only $500" replied the man. "Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1-YOcqLRc) 2026-01-28T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Wooden Spoons #cooking #teacher #funny #spoons #comedy #jokes #humor #noise #smart #class #shorts One day during cooking class the teacher Mrs. Jones was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments she said "Now don't forget to use wooden spoons." As I stirred my sauce I contempleted the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs. Jones to test my theory. "Why wooden spoons" I asked. "Because she replied "if I have to sit here listening to" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=A-TFU0lbshE) 2026-02-13T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Advanced Medicine #doctor #medicine #funny #president #comedy #jokes #humor #transplant #brain An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in [--] weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in [--] weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in [--] weeks." A Nigerian doctor not" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AlWysqpcuXk) 2026-01-27T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Look What You Got #dad #son #funny #dating #comedy #jokes #humor #lantern #roast #smart #shorts Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks "Where ya going boy" The son smiled and replied "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said "When I went a-courtin' I didn't need me no dang lantern." "Sure Pa I know." the boy said. "And look what you got "" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ee3FIqz0Xvg) 2026-01-29T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Beware of Dog #dog #store #funny #sign #comedy #jokes #humor #danger #sleeping #tripping #shorts pon entering the little country store the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER BEWARE OF DOG" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of" "Yep that's him" he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign" "Because" the owner replied "before I" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XEIS-mkpMRI) 2026-02-08T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Outrun You #hiking #bear #funny #friends #comedy #jokes #humor #running #shoes #smart #survival Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says "What are you doing" He says "I figure when the bear gets close to us we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says "Are you crazy You can't outrun a bear." The first guy says "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_z89Ue8xLcQ) 2026-01-28T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Bean Soup #Wordplay #RestaurantHumor #EnglishmanAbroad #FunnyMisunderstanding #funny #humor When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens" he said "what is this" "Why it's bean soup" she replied. "I don't care what it has been" he sputtered. "What is it now"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=b7rv2ioXNKY) 2026-01-27T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Peeking Duck #RestaurantHumor #ChineseFood #ChickenSurprise #EyeContact A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief did you see that" she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed he" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=oUnuE-PpzQE) 2025-12-21T12:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Indian Ride #arizona #horse #funny #saddle #comedy #jokes #humor #yell #tickle #shorts A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town he let her off at the local service station yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" and rode off." [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yairdW0aEoU) 2026-02-05T17:01Z [----] followers, 33.4K engagements "Two Hundred Bucks #funnytwist #darkhumorclean #englishjokes #comedyshorts #viralsetup #plotTwist A guy goes over to his friends house rings the bell. The wife answers the door. "Hi is Tony home" "No he went to the store." "Well you mind if I wait" "No come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Sara you have the greatest bre@sts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a [---] bucks on the table. They sit" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=--lVYocYB1c) 2025-12-01T01:00Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements "School Form Confusion #FunnyKids #CleanHumor #SchoolJokes #ParentProblems #InnocentHumor A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother "Mom what's s@x" His mother who believed in all the most modern educational theories gave him a detailed explanation covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said "Yes but how am I going to get all that into this one little square"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-0G_YZgdXtg) 2025-11-13T23:00Z [----] followers, 28.5K engagements "Submarine Math #jokes #navyhumor #militaryjokes #funnyshorts The new Ensign was assigned to subs where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said "Listen 'sir' it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even don't open the hatch."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-43qtqw-imk) 2025-11-15T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Photo ID #bankjokes #funnyjokes #everydayhumor #cleanjokes A woman went into a bank to get a check cashed but she didn't have an account with them. When the teller her asked for some identification the woman showed her several charge cards her social security card and a library card. The teller told her they needed a driver's license but the woman said she didn't have one. "Don't you have anything with your picture on it" the teller asked. "Oh sure" she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-DLIu2u2PYk) 2025-11-10T17:00Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements "The Fire Truck #fire #farm #funny #volunteers #comedy #jokes #humor #truck #brave #money #brakes A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance the call was made. The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped The firemen jumped off the truck" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-OHz8tjEiVY) 2026-01-07T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Winning at the Soda Machine #blondejokes #funnyshorts #englishhumor #laughdaily #classicjoke One day a blonde went up to a soda machine put in some money and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it the more the soda came out. After a while someone walked up to her and asked if they could please get a soda. The blonde looked at them angrily and said: "Get out of my face I'm winning"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rCMXDiaXD0) 2025-11-21T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Picture Menu #burgerking #menu #funny #stupid #comedy #jokes #humor #sign #reading #fail #logic I stopped at the local Burg@r King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the counter. I noticed a sign to the side that stated "Picture Menu Available". I had to ask the clerk what it was for and they told me that they had a number of customers who couldn't read and they used that. Of course I asked how they would know this picture menu was available and the answer was the classic "Well it says so on the sign doesn't it"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=02YKH6_WxBI) 2025-12-20T17:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "You Started It #interview #job #funny #salary #comedy #jokes #humor #benefits #dreamjob #smart Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT "And what starting salary were you looking for" The Engineer said "In the neighbourhood of $125000 a year depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said "Well what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation [--] paid holidays full medical and dental company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary and a company car leased every [--] years say a red Corvette" The Engineer sat up straight" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=03Uyz7U2QiQ) 2026-01-04T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Scrambled #nativeamericanjokes #funnytales #englishjokes #cleanhumor #storyjokes #viralclip A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture so he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more. After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert he finally arrives at the reservation. Soon after his arrival the tourist meets an old chief who claims to remember everything that ever happened in his life. The tourist is curious and asks the chief: What did you have for breakfast on your fifth birthdayWithout hesitation the chief replies:" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=08nkSB0dl8Y) 2025-12-02T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Blonde diet #funnyblondes #dietjokes #weightlosshumor A blonde is terribly overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for [--] days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for [--] weeks. The next time I see you you'll have lost at least [--] pounds." When the blonde returned she shocked the doctor by losing nearly [--] pounds. "Why that's amazing" the doctor said "Did you follow my instructions" The blonde nodded "I'll tell you though I thought I was going to drop d*ad that 3rd day." "From hunger you mean" asked the doctor. "No from all that skipping."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0cUx47YzYXc) 2025-10-19T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Once a Year Singing #familyhumor #siblings #funnyshorts #englishjokes #cleancomedy #jokesoftheday Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis" he said "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you Alfie" she replied "but why" Alfie replied "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0coy7_n5Fqw) 2025-12-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Beware of Dog#animaljokes #storehumor #classicjoke #funny #smalltownlife Upon entering a little country store a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER BEWARE OF DOG posted on the glass door. Inside he saw a harmless old hound asleep beside the register. He asked the manager Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of Yep thats him the manager replied. The man laughed That certainly doesnt look like a dangerous dog to me. Why would you post that sign Because said the owner before I posted it people kept tripping over him" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iqZpizBT9M) 2025-10-23T16:00Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements "Mind Your Business #candy #kids #funny #oldman #comedy #jokes #humor #health #advice #smart #shorts So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." The kid looks up at him and says "You know my grandfather lived to be [--] years old." The man replies "Oh and did he eat a lot of candy" The kid looks at him and says "No but he minded his own fucking business."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0wrS7-l2Kps) 2026-01-24T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Old Goats #travel #bus #funny #oldpeople #comedy #jokes #humor #goats #cheese #holland #roast#shorts Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm a young guide led them through the process of cheese making explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked "What do you do in America with your old goats" A spry old gentleman answered "They send us on bus tours"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=0xG_bjs5H0c) 2026-01-06T01:00Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements "Short Jokes #puns #funny #jokes #comedy #humor #glasses #marriage #tonic #bread #shorts #compilation My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glasses After that we'll see ***************** I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me "I could marry you." I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return ***************** A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet ***************** Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1FO-zUQTH_c) 2026-01-24T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Good News Bad News #lawyer #dna #funny #cholesterol #comedy #jokes #humor #health #crime #badnews "I have good news and bad news" a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news. The blood test came back and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene." "Oh no" cried the client. "What's the good news" "Your cholesterol is down to 140."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1SKm_7enIaY) 2026-01-15T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Magnet #kids #doctor #funny #magnet #comedy #jokes #humor #fridge #advice #mom #shorts #cute Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister Betty rushed him to the emergency room. "He'll be fine" the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two." "How will I be sure" she pressed. "Well" the doctor suggested "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off you'll know."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1YtQHTWPwdM) 2026-01-17T00:00Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements "The Best Excuse #police #speeding #funny #excuse #comedy #jokes #humor #wife #cop #smart #friday13 A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to [--] mph he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes" he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit [--] [---]. Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing" he thought and pulled over. The cop came" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=20kgozIujJM) 2026-01-09T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Anesthesiologist #doctor #dentist #funny #pain #comedy #jokes #humor #anesthesiologist #smart After making love the woman said the man "So you're a doctor" "That's right" replied the doctor smugly. "Betcha don't know what kind of doctor." "Ummm.I'd say that you're an anesthesiologist." "Yep that's right Good guess How did you know" asked the guy. "Because throughout the entire procedure I didn't feel a thing" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2JmU7Yx6Y88) 2026-01-25T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Exercise for Two #pregnancy #class #funny #husband #wife #comedy #jokes #humor #golf #exercise The room was full of pregnant women and their partners and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced "Ladies exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And gentlemen it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner" The room really got quiet. Finally a man in the middle of the group raised" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2_7GsH70-4I) 2025-12-31T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Morning Service or Evening Service #churchjokes #cleanhumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform he asked a nearby usher "Who are all those men in the pictures" The usher replied "Why those are our boys who died in the service". Dumbfounded the youngster asked "Was that the morning service or the evening service"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3DMb1vMD1I4) 2025-12-10T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Playground Secrets #funnytwist #familyjokes #englishjokes #storyjokes #comedy Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY MOMMY I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND." Mommy tells him to slow down but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3VehKTWxSJs) 2025-11-17T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Family Pressure #doctorjokes #familyjokes #funny #englishjokes #lol #humor #story A doctor remarked on his patients ruddy very red complexion. "I know" said the patient "it's from high blood pressure and it's from my family." "Your mothers side or fathers side" questioned the doctor. "Neither my wife's side." "What do you mean" the doctor said "That cannot be. How can you get it from your wife's family" "Oh yeah definitely" the patient responded "you should meet them sometime"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3W9uSYtrnsQ) 2025-12-04T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Prison humor #funnyjokes #prisonstories #newbiefails A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night the lights in the cell block are turned off and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells "Number twelve" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later somebody else in the cell block yells "Number four" Again the whole cell block breaks out laughing. The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well" says the older prisoner "we've all been in this here prison for so long we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke." So" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3dT3r3R4-Sk) 2025-10-17T23:00Z [----] followers, 23.9K engagements "Hot Dogs #nuns #hotdog #funny #food #comedy #jokes #humor #misunderstanding #usa #scotland Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. "Odd" her companion replies "but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs please" says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited the nuns hurry over" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zXm8F5TUVk) 2025-12-18T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Two Worms #funny #biblejokes #churchjokes #englishjokes #kidsjokes #lol #storyjokes #cleanhumor A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass the time in the ark for forty years. After waiting a few moments the teacher suggested Maybe he did a lot of fishing. How about thatOne little boy gave her a funny look and said I don't think so. Its kinda hard to fish with just two worms" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=45wFMhI74MA) 2025-11-25T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "No in Broccoli #storejokes #funnytwist #englishjokes #workhumor #cleanjokes A man was stocking produce at the grocery store when a woman approached asking "Excuse me where's the broccoli I can't seem to find it." He replied "I apologize ma'am we're out of broccoli today. We'll have more tomorrow morning." Resuming his work he was arranging oranges when the same woman tapped his shoulder and inquired again "Where's the broccoli Do you have any" He patiently responded "No ma'am we're still out of broccoli. We'll have some tomorrow morning." Moments later the woman confronted him once more" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4C7xavb0HWw) 2025-11-17T01:00Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements "Elephant Deal #funny #jokes #businesshumor #comedyshorts #lol #animals #elephantjokes #shortstories Two Jewish businessmen meet in a restaurant for a lunch suggested by one of them. The first says "I have a good deal for you. When I was in Florida I went to the town where the circus stays during the winter. I happened to pick up an elephant. I could let you have it for a thousand dollars." The other businessman sipped his martini and said "What are you crazy What am I going to do with an elephant I live in a condo. I barely have room for my furniture. I can't even squeeze in an end table. So" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4PGp6szrnnA) 2025-11-23T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Bridge Trouble #hillbillyhumor #funnytwist #englishjokes #storyjokes #shortcomedy #viralshorts There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence. He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4b0IDIHt2Tg) 2025-12-01T12:00Z [----] followers, 34.8K engagements "Grounds for Divorce #divorce #court #funny #judge #comedy #jokes #humor #misunderstanding #husband A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked "What are the grounds for your divorce" She replied "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No" he said "I mean what is the foundation of this case" "It is made of concrete brick and mortar" she responded. "I mean" he continued "What are your relations like" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town and so do my husband's parents." He said "Do you have a real" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4yL8NWcc8Oo) 2025-12-31T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Stock Market Loss #dating #money #funny #boyfriend #comedy #jokes #humor #selfish #stockmarket Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her "Is something bugging you You look anxious." "Well my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market" she explained. "Oh that's too bad" the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him." "Yeah I am" she said. "He'll really miss me."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=56qCuOeyy-E) 2026-01-04T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Suspense Masterclass #jokes #libraryjokes #funny #cleverjokes #wordplay #comedy A man walks into a library and asks the librarian "Do you have any books on how to create suspense" The librarian pauses for a moment then says "Yes but I'm not going to tell you where they are"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5L7rCcPP5U4) 2025-11-18T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "He Took Go to Town a Bit Too Literally #funnyjoke #blondehumor #cowboyjokes #misunderstood #wildw The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboycoming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat gun and his bootsso he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks "Why in the world are you walking aroundlike this" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down theroad and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home withher. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull offmy" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Pd87UD94XA) 2025-08-07T15:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Dont Step on the Ducks #heavenjokes #funnytwist #englishjokes #cleanhumor #storyjokes Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there St. Peter says "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks" So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them the first guy accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5SiGp_c-zLw) 2025-11-17T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Cabbie's Confession #taxi #nun #funny #costume #party #comedy #jokes #humor #confession A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers "My dear son you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have you get a chance to see and hear just about everything." "Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds "Well let's see if you qualify. #1 you have to be single and #2 you" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5cAPivGD8aE) 2025-12-13T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Rabbi's Advice #rabbi #marriage #funny #wife #comedy #jokes #humor #advice #poison #darkhumor Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked "What's wrong" The man replied "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi very surprised by this asks "How can that be" The man then pleads "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me what should I do" The Rabbi then offers "Tell you what. Let me talk to her I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says "Well I spoke to your" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5t561VzFLzY) 2025-12-23T17:00Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements "The Penny Swallowing Trick#ParentingHumor #KidsJoke #SwallowedPenny #MagicTrick #DoItAgain After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping. His father in an attempt to calm him down palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted. In a flash he snatched it from his father's hand swallowed it then cheerfully" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5ynUUjUAzbY) 2026-01-20T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The First Takeout Problem #funnyjokes #jewishhumor #cleanjokes #lol #shortstory #classicjokes "The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people" the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you" After a reflective pause one student volunteered "Well for one thing the Jewish people had to do without Chinese food for [----] years."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6M_S5dwYLAI) 2025-10-28T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Baseball Horse #baseball #sports #funny #horse #comedy #jokes #humor #scout #manager #run #race On the first day of Spring Training a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting lineup. The coach asks "What the heck did you bring that horse here for" The scout replies "Wait until you see him bat." All the players are laughing until the horse comes to bat. At this point the horse grabs the bat and everyone quiets down. They stare at the horse. The pitcher just shrugs his shoulders and throws the ball toward home plate when astonishingly the horse hits the ball deep" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ZK8uTrYlkk) 2025-12-16T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Balcony Resident #funny #theaterjokes #comedyshorts #lol #funnystories #storytime #humor A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the man "Sorry sir but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir" the usher said "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again the man just groaned which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments both the usher and the manager returned" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6_nmOz9paLw) 2025-11-23T12:00Z [----] followers, 22.1K engagements "The Good Trade #president #politics #funny #trade #pigs #comedy #jokes #humor #secretagent #roast A Secret Service agent is standing at the bottom of the stairs as the President is leaving Air Force One and can't help but notice that the President has a pig under each arm. The Agent salutes and says "Welcome back Mr. President. Nice pigs sir." The President smiles and says "These aren't pigs. These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got this one for my wife and I got this one for my daughter." The Agent says "Good trade sir."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=6iA0XJwAgNY) 2025-12-14T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Second Best #doctorjokes #healthhumor #lifetips #funnyquotes #laughtherapy The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. "The best thing for you to do" the M.D. said "is give up drinking and smoking get to bed early and stay away from women." "Doc I don't deserve the best" said the patient. "What's second best"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=76o1EZnX1qk) 2025-11-03T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Wrong Way Herman #drivingjokes #marriagehumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts #newsjokes #classiccomedy As a older man was driving down the freeway his car phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him "Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on route [---]. Please be careful" "Hell" said Herman "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them "" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7P4ZEsngmUU) 2025-11-28T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Potato Sack Training #funnyquotes #grandpajokes #familyhumor #classicjokes #lol My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy and he used to tell me when I was a little boy myself how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing. One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulders muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house and with a 5-pound potato sack in each hand he would extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could. After awhile he tried 10-pound potato sacks then 50-pound potato sacks." [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ZrJpKimEQE) 2025-10-28T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Sunday Beans Surprise#jokes #darkhumor #classicjokes #funny#churchhumor One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck and her son Little Johnny came running through the house BB gun in one hand and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs naturally went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment so he said nothing. The dinner went well and as usual the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day the church secretary Mary called Little Johnny's mother and" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7to-NY93N7o) 2025-12-29T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Borrowed Dog Naps #funny #englishjokes #animalhumor #dogjokes #storyjokes #lol An old tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house down the hall and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later he went to the door and I let him out. The next day he was back resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=89h8b2qfajc) 2025-11-29T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Unloseable Golf Ball #golfjokes #sportscomedy #funnyenglish #cleanhumor #storyjokes Two golfing friends were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other ball" he asked. "Nope I only need one ball." "Are you sure What happens if you lose that one" "This is a very special golf ball. You can't lose it so I don't need another one." "What do you mean you can't lose it What happens if you slice your shot and the ball goes in the lake" "That's okay this special golf ball senses when it's under water and it puts out a steam" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E2kCUiywos) 2025-12-10T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Miracle of the Lock #jokes #funny #lol #churchhumor #teacher #storytime #viral #shorts #comedy The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number and opened the lock." [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=90smt3OqB4E) 2025-11-19T15:00Z [----] followers, 10K engagements "Bee Smart #animaljokes #cleanhumor #bee #jewishhumor #funnytales Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how things were going. "Really bad" said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen so I can't make any honey." "No problem" said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fruit." "Thanks for the tip" said the second bee and he flew away. A few hours later the two bees ran into each other" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9MkPruyKrEk) 2025-11-01T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Acrobat #party #clown #funny #acrobat #comedy #jokes #humor #kids #surprise #accident A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out---caterer band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts two guys show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some firewood. Gratefully they head to the rear of the house. Guests arrive and all is going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up and finally the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic and will" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9cnpLqsj18E) 2025-12-17T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "A Cold Identity Crisis #PolarBearJoke #DadJoke #WinterCold #AnimalHumor #FamilyConversation [--] polarbers are walking around in the artic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says " Dad i got a question are u sure I am 100% polarbear". The father looks at his son and says "Yes son your 100% polar bear" "OK" the son says They keep walking and about [--] min later the son again says: "Are you sure I am 100% polarbear" The father again says "Yes son you're 100% polar bear" "OK" the son says Then about [--] min later the son says "OK dad be serious are you sure I am 100% polarbear" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9sg73wkW0pg) 2026-01-02T01:00Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements "Drunk or Disabled #drunkjokes #streetjokes #copjokes #darkhumor #funnyquotes #shortjoke A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked "Officer are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk" "Yeah buddy I'm sure" said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief the wino said "Thank goodness I thought I was crippled."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=A-u3p1yKOYw) 2025-10-26T18:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Price Check Disaster #funnyjokes #storehumor #awkwardmoments #englishjokes #checkoutfails #comedy When Jane reached the checkout counter she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear "Price check on Tampax supersize please." As if that was not bad enough somebody at the rear of the store misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "thumbtacks." In a business-like tone a voice boomed back over the intercom "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=A7-XlyBclRY) 2025-11-07T12:00Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements "The Last Thing He Did #workplace #boss #funny #smoking #safety A terrifying explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory and once all the mess has been cleared up an inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson" says the investigator "you were near the scene what happened" "Well it's like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing room and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up." "He was smoking in the mixing room" the investigator said in stunned horror "How long had he been with the company" "About [--] years sir." "20 years in the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AJXucxOpiE4) 2025-12-11T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Three Beers Tradition #cowboyjokes #barhumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts #brothers #storyjokes A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy "You know a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies "Well you see I have two brothers. One is in Arizona the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AKM19XXa_1E) 2025-11-28T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Walking on Water #birthday #funny #tradition #comedy #jokes #humor #lake #grandma #ice #smart Joe heard a rumor that his father grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So on his 21st birthday Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. "If they did it I can too" he insisted. When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake they rented a boat and began paddling. When the got to the middle of the lake Joe stepped off of the side of the boat. and damn near drowned. Furious and somewhat shamed he and Brian headed for home. When Joe arrived back at the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ALqxoRfQWfc) 2026-01-10T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Daddy's Name #kids #school #funny #animals #comedy #jokes #humor #deer #mom #dad #roast #shorts The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks "What's this" "A horsy" one child answers. "And this" the teacher asks. "A piggy" replies another youngster." And now this one" asks the teacher holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer only total silence. "Come now children" she coaxes "I'll give you a little hint". What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot "I know I know" exclaims one little girl. "It's a h*rny bast*rd"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AMTSFWTatGM) 2026-01-19T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Take Your Kid to Work #work #kids #funny #dad #comedy #jokes #humor #office #clowns #roast #cute An [--] year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'. As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky. Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AeWEdimzxWg) 2026-01-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Acts 2:38 #church #bible #funny #burglar #comedy #jokes #humor #grandma #smart #misunderstanding An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled "Stop Acts 2:38" (Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in he asked the burglar "Why did you just stand there" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AggrwvHQvJ0) 2025-12-15T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Countdown Diagnosis #funny #doctorjokes #comedyshorts #humor #storytime #shortjokes #lol A man hasn't been feeling well so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news" the doctor says: "You're dying and you don't have much time left." "Oh that's terrible" says the man: "How long have I got" "You have 10" the doctor says sadly. "What do you mean 10" the man asks: "10 what Months Weeks What" "Nine eight."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Atv8lrgewBc) 2025-11-24T00:00Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements "Reading Words #science #reading #funny #brain #comedy #jokes #humor #spelling #research #mind #trick Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht thefrist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl msesand you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raedervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. Preosllnay I tinhk its cmolpete nenosnese" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=B0hW0fNVl3k) 2026-01-14T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Putting on Shoes #football #animals #funny #centipede #comedy #jokes #humor #sports #shoes #slow One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown. Then came the second half. First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP Tackled for a five yard loss. The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other. "Who made that tackle" asked the ant. "I did" said the centipede. Second play: The" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=B5Jc0wWQi2Q) 2026-01-16T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Pardon #princess #love #funny #spell #comedy #jokes #humor #marriage #proposal #pardon #fail#shorts A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose but an evil witch has cast a spell on him and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits [--] agonizing years accumulating all his words before approaching his beloved. Finally the big day arrives. When he sees her his heart skips a beat. He gathers his nerve drops to his knees and intones "My darling I have waited many years to say this will you marry me" The princess turns around smiles and says "Pardon"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BEwZZSQEZ4k) 2026-01-24T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Biblical Financiers #biblehumor #cleanjokes #funnyjokes #wordplay Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BFlJsbI7DAs) 2025-11-10T12:00Z [----] followers, 34.4K engagements "We Needed the Eggs #doctorjokes #familyhumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts #comedy #cleanjokes Doctor: Whats wrong with your brother Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really How long has this been going on Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years Boy: We would have brought him in earlier but we needed the eggs" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BGIP5nJi0D8) 2025-11-28T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Honest Witness #court #lawyer #funny #grandma #comedy #jokes #humor #witness #roast Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness a grandmotherly elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones do you know me" She responded "Why yes I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie you cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BJwZHhpSXOw) 2025-12-19T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The Used Car #cars #sales #funny #oldladies #comedy #jokes #humor #police #smart #deal #waiting It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds As he was checking a used car lot he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car. They said "Heavens no we bought it." He said "Then why don't you drive it away". Each of the women said "We can't drive". The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked "Then why did you buy it" They answered "We were told if we bought a car here we'd get screwed so we are just" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQYY--ApuJw) 2025-12-24T17:00Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements "Buy Me Out #businesshumor #inlawjokes #funnyquotes #officejokes #familyjokes A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter and now I welcome you into the family" said the man. "To show you how much we care for you I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see" replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work" said the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BWeX_hd05ps) 2025-11-02T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Efficiency Study #restaurant #waiter #funny #englishjokes #storyjokes #humor #lol #unexpected We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two spoons in their vest pocket. Naturally we were curious. We asked a waiter why. 'Sir as a result of an efficiency study by the management it was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon. Therefore all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be instantly replaced.' As he was explaining that we noticed a string hanging out of the fly of his pants. So we asked about that. 'Sir that's another" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bjsa_yDzOKU) 2025-12-04T01:00Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements "The Beggar's Tip #pastor #charity #funny #horse #comedy #jokes #humor #racing #money #surprise A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter hed just received that morning from his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself Thanks Mom I sure needed that right now.As he finished his feel he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters PERSEVERESo" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Blu_mGWzqCg) 2025-12-23T12:00Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements "Silent Treatment #marriage #funny #relationshipjokes #englishjokes #couplehumor #lol #story After my husband and I had a huge argument we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally on the third day he asked where one of his shirts was. "Oh" I said "So now you're speaking to me." He looked confused "What are you talking about" "Haven't you noticed I haven't spoken to you for three days" I challenged. "No" he said "I just thought we were getting along."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BxYECyRGn5s) 2025-12-04T12:00Z [----] followers, 36.6K engagements "Eve's Request #adamandeve #god #funny #creation #comedy #jokes #humor #men #women #ego Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden Eve told God "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself." "Okay" God said "I'll create a man for you." Eve said "A man What's that" "He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well he'll get lost easily but never stop to ask for directions. However he is big and strong he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed." "Sounds great" said Eve. "Oh and one more thing" God said. "He will want to believe that I" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CDkrRBVqpk0) 2025-12-19T17:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Commandments Logic #englishjokes #funny #kidsjokes #religioushumor #storyjokes #lol #cleanjokes A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy Father and thy Mother she asked Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered Thou shall not k*ll" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CLZZ_SCyAT8) 2025-11-30T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Working Hard #boss #text #funny #work #comedy #jokes #humor #lazy #excuse #smart #caught My boss texted me "Send me one of your funny jokes Pete." I replied "I'm working at the moment Sir I will send you one later." He replied "That was fantastic send me another one."" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CMjpOtD8VUA) 2026-01-12T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The Verdict Twist #jokes #funny #courtroomhumor #darkhumor #bankrobbery #unexpectedending After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case the judge turns to the jury foreman and asks "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case" "Yes we have your honor" The foreman responded. "Would you please pass it to me" The judge declared as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-VGs5ZQq4) 2025-11-18T00:00Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements "Grace of God #heaven #points #funny #marriage #comedy #jokes #humor #church #charity #god #faith A man dies and goes to heaven when Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. Peter says You need [----] points to make it into heaven. You tell me all of the good things youve done and I give you a certain number of points for each item. When you reach [----] points you get in.Okay the man says I was happily married to the same woman for fifty years and never cheated on her not even in my mind.Thats wonderful says Peter thats worth two pointsTwo points he says. Well I attended church all my life and gave" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ci7L1cj5cLA) 2025-12-26T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The First Sermon #church #vicar #funny #sermon #comedy #jokes #humor #mother A young vicar about to deliver his first sermon asked the advice of a retired minister on how to capture the congregation's attention. "Start with an opening line that's certain to grab them" the cleric told him. "For example: 'Some of the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman.'" He smiled at the young vicar's shocked look before adding "She was my mother." The next Sunday the vicar nervously clutched the pulpit rail before the congregation and stated "Some of the best years of my life were spent in" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cjtqp3mWkUk) 2025-12-23T16:00Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements "Not Church #DentistHumor #WaitingRoom #KidLogic #MommyWakeUp #PublicBehavior Linda was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Linda kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting her eyes closed. With about six other patients waiting Linda marched up to her mother looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy" she yelled "wake up This is not church"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DHeNXhwotuY) 2025-12-21T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Three Questions Only #jokes #lawyerjokes #funny #shortjokes #punchline #comedyshorts A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions." replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep" asked the man. "Yes." the lawyer replied "What was your third question"" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLIAORReHCY) 2025-11-18T01:00Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements "Tigers Bad Taste #animalhumor #lawyerjoke #darkhumor #funny #jungle TWO tigers are walking through the jungle when the one at the back licks the behind of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says: "Hey cut it out." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way. Five minutes later the rear tiger licks the other's backside again. The front tiger gets angry but the other tiger just apologises. After another five minutes he does it again. The front tiger turns and says: "What is it with you I told you to stop." The other tiger says: "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer" [YouTube Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DStWZH2nO58) 2025-11-22T00:00Z [----] followers, 11K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
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"Season Pass #college #dorm #funny #rules #comedy #jokes #humor #fine #student #smart #shorts #viral On the first day of college the Dean addressed the students pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions" At this point a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much"
YouTube Link 2026-02-15T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Top [--] Foldable Laptops [----] Top [--] Foldable Laptops [----] 5.HP Spectre Foldable PC. https://amzn.to/45GqY8h 4.Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Fold [--] Gen 1: https://amzn.to/4mT6n78 3.ASUS Zenbook [--] Fold OLED. https://amzn.to/4dRQrhd [--]. HP OmniBook Ultra Flip [--]. https://amzn.to/4kzUFg8 [--]. LG Gram Pro [--] 2-in-1. https://amzn.to/459Ahxq Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the products we listed here leave a comment"
YouTube Link 2025-06-05T14:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Clever Johnny #SchoolHumor #SpellingFails #KidsSayTheFunniestThings Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now" she asked Johnny "what word would we have if we placed a 'K' in the front" After a moment's reflection Johnny said "Canoe""
YouTube Link 2025-09-24T15:00Z [----] followers, 446.4K engagements
"Backyard Rake #PoliceHumor #Slapstick #RakeJoke One night a man stumbled into the police station with a black eye. He claimed he had heard a noise in his back yard and went to investigate. The next he knew he was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to his house to investigate and he returned [--] 1/2 hours later with a black eye. "Did you get hit by the same person" his captain asked. "No" he replied. "I stepped on the same rake.""
YouTube Link 2025-09-22T11:00Z [----] followers, 49.6K engagements
"Poker Emergency #MedicalHumor #DoctorJokes #WifeQuestions #PokerNight #SeriousBusiness A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague: "We need a fourth for poker." "Ill be right over" whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat his wife asked: "Is it serious" "Oh yes very serious" said the doctor with a straight face. "In fact there are three doctors there already""
YouTube Link 2025-08-17T16:00Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements
"The Toughest Mouse #MouseHumor #AnimalKingdom #TinyButMighty Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says "Mouse traps Ha I do pushups with the bar". The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket swallows it and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Po*son". The third mouse finishes his drink slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says "Where do you think you're going "Time to go home and chase the cat"
YouTube Link 2025-09-23T15:00Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements
"Short Runway Wide Perspective #FunnyStory #AviationHumor #LOL #Comedy #Plane Harold and Al were on a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack. "Don't Panic" cried Harold heroically. "I'll land this baby" Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at LaGuardia Airport and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground. Just as the wheels touched the ground Al screamed "Red lights Right in front of you" Immediately Harold threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the breaks bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights. "Brother" he"
YouTube Link 2025-09-17T23:00Z [----] followers, 16.6K engagements
"On the Eraser #funny #school #teacher #kids #shorts The arithmetic teacher had written [----] on the blackboard and then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying the number by ten. "Johnny" the teacher asked "where is the decimal point now" "On the eraser" came back the quick reply"
YouTube Link 2025-10-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 11K engagements
"Roll Your Own #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #MarriageHumor #DailyLaughs A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. The sales girl says confused "Sir I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife" He answers "You see it's like this yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of"
YouTube Link 2025-09-02T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Heavenly CPR #AfterlifeHumor #SaintPeterJoke #FunnyRescue There is a knock on the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks out and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later theres another knock. Saint Peter gets the door sees the man opens his mouth to speak but the man disappears once again. Hey are you playing games with me Saint Peter calls after him rather annoyed. No the mans distant voice replies anxiously. They are trying to resuscitate me"
YouTube Link 2025-09-20T23:00Z [----] followers, 93.8K engagements
"The Cockroach Trick#MarriageHumor #PrankJokes #FunnyCouple #LifeLaughs Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today Im putting a cockroach in the bathroom"
YouTube Link 2025-09-29T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Wrong Prize#barjokes #toiletbrush #funnyshorts #rafflejokes #unexpectedending Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week when the raffle was drawn each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize a toilet brush. About a week later they met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize. Earl replied "Great I love spaghetti How about"
YouTube Link 2025-10-06T00:00Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements
"Small Circle Lesson #funny #militaryhumor #trainingjokes #shortcomedy #cleverhumor During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used: "As you all know there are [---] degrees in a circle." One of the soldiers put up his hand and said "But there are [---] degrees in a circle sergeant-major." "You id*ot" replied the sergeant-major "I am obviously speaking about a small circle""
YouTube Link 2025-10-05T15:00Z [----] followers, 13K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-04T12:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The Barbers Trick #BarberHumor #ShavingJokes #FunnyStories #BarbershopLaughs #Gag A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing" says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it" "No problem" says the barber. "Just"
YouTube Link 2025-09-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 121.1K engagements
"Oxygen Sabotage #DarkHumor #MarriageJokes #AgeGapComedy #InheritancePlot #HospitalFails A wealthy merchant of [--] married a [--] year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but unfortunately the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized. When his young wife came to see him the old man said "Sweetheart your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250000 a year my home in Palm Springs my ranch in Texas my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money." "Oh sweetheart please don't talk that way" his young wife"
YouTube Link 2025-09-01T00:00Z [----] followers, 52.5K engagements
"Bad Boy or Good Heart #TeenLife #FunnyParents #CommunityService One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket motorcycle boots tattoos and pierced nose. Later the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear" said the mother diplomatically "he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please Mom" replied the daughter "if he wasn't nice why would he be doing [---] hours of community service""
YouTube Link 2025-09-23T00:00Z [----] followers, 30.9K engagements
"Missing Husband #funny #marriage #police #relationship #shorts A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said Hes [--] years old [--] foot [--] dark eyes dark wavy hair athletic build weighs [---] pounds soft-spoken and good to the children. The neighbor protested Your husband is [--] foot [--] chubby bald has a big mouth and is mean to your kids. The wife replied Yes but who wants HIM back"
YouTube Link 2025-10-12T00:00Z [----] followers, 41.5K engagements
"Heavenly Shack#heavenjokes #saintpeter #funnyshorts #richpeoplehumor #afterlifecomedy A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after mansion until they came to the very end of the street. Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little shack. This belongs to you said Saint Peter. Why do I get this ugly thing when there are so many mansions I could live in the man demanded. We did the best we could with the money you sent us Saint Peter replied"
YouTube Link 2025-10-06T23:00Z [----] followers, 25.3K engagements
"Shark Solution#FloridaHumor #FunnyStories #BeachJokes #FishingFails #WildlifeHumor While sports fishing off the Florida coast a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber on shore the tourist shouted "Are there any gators around here" "Naw" the man hollered back "they ain't been around for years" Feeling safe the tourist started swimming leisurely toward shore. About halfway there he asked "How'd you get rid of the gators" "We didn't do nothin'" the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em.""
YouTube Link 2025-09-27T16:00Z [----] followers, 16K engagements
"Little Johnnys Dad#KidsSayTheFunniestThings #ShortsHumor #FunnyKids Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a poem they give him $50." The second boy says "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a song they give him $100." Little Johnny says "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to c*llect all the money""
YouTube Link 2025-09-09T15:00Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"DMV Recovery #RetailHumor #GiftWrapJokes #CustomerService #PatienceTest #BaseballBat After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a baseball bat to the cash register. "Cash or charge" the clerk asked. "Cash" she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness she explained "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am not too sane right now" "Shall I gift wrap the bat" the clerk asked sweetly "Or or you going back"
YouTube Link 2025-08-29T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Homemade Surprise#relationshipjokes #funnyfails #datinghumor #shortscomedy Two friends meet: "Dude what gift should I give a girl that I'm sure she'll like" "Can't you just ask her what she wants" "I asked her recently. She got what she wanted and it still wasn't good." "What" "She told me to make something myself instead of going to the mall." "And what did you do" "Well. fries.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-07T23:00Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-02T02:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The Wrong Key #MedievalHumor #KnightJokes #FunnyStories #ShortsJokes #Hilarious All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore as my best and most trusted friend I am leaving you the key to her chast*ty belt to use should I not return from the Crusade in seven years." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the"
YouTube Link 2025-09-08T16:00Z [----] followers, 40.1K engagements
"Shortest Sermon Ever#churchhumor #dogjokes #funnyquotes #shortscomedy A minister delivered a sermon in [--] minutes one Sunday half the usual length. He explained "I regret to inform you that my dog who is very fond of eating paper ate that portion of my sermon." After the service a visitor shook hands with him and said "Reverend if that dog of yours has any pups I want to give one to my minister.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-09T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Bureaucrats Three Wishes#FunnyJokes #GenieWishes #OfficeHumor #ShortsComedy #ClassicJokes A government employee sat in his office and out of boredom decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel" he said and took it home with him. While polishing the lamp a genie appeared and as usual granted him three wishes. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with"
YouTube Link 2025-09-08T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Blonde and the Ferrari #BlondeJokes #QuickThinking #FerrariFun A blonde was hard up for money so she walked around her neighborhood trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would give her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white. He gave her a bucket of paint and left. He walked into his house laughing. He told his brunette wife what he had done. "Frank our porch covers half of the house You're so mean." his wife replied. Three hours later the blonde went in the house and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man. The astonished man handed her a $100 bill and asked"
YouTube Link 2025-09-23T16:00Z [----] followers, 35.1K engagements
"She Took the Smartest Route Off the Island #funnyjoke #blondevsbrunette #geniewish #islandhumor There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each. The first blonde says "I need to get off this island I wish for a rowboat." With a flash a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean. The second blonde says "I need to get off this island I need jetski." With a flash a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean soon overtaking the first blonde. The genie looks enquiringly toward"
YouTube Link 2025-08-05T15:45Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements
"Air Bag News #funny #marriagehumor #relationshipjokes #shortcomedy #unexpected A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today." HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear." HIM: "OK darling but as I've got no time now just give me the good news." HER: "Well the air bag works.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-02T15:00Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements
"Bagpipe Problems #NeighborHumor #ScottishJokes #CulturalClashes #NoiseComplaints #ApartmentLife There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. 'I'm fine ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long another lies on her floor moaning and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.' 'Well ma laddie' says his"
YouTube Link 2025-08-26T15:00Z [----] followers, 185.2K engagements
"Church Refusal #funny #kids #church One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church to which he replied "I'm not going." "Why not" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons" he said. "One they don't like me and two I don't like them." His mother replied "I'll give YOU two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church. One you're [--] years old and two you're the pastor""
YouTube Link 2025-10-17T11:00Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements
"Outrunning the Bear #FunnyJokes #HunterHumor #BearStories #ForestLaughs #RunForIt Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell. One of the hunters stopped opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of tennis shoes. His buddy looked at him and said "What are you doing Are you crazy You can't outrun the bear" To this the hunter said "I know all I have to do is outrun you""
YouTube Link 2025-09-13T00:00Z [----] followers, 67.8K engagements
"Wrong Department #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #PlaneHumor #DailyLaughs A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this" He replied "Sorry I can't. I'm in sales not management.""
YouTube Link 2025-09-02T23:00Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements
"Space Race Logic #NASAHumor #RussianJokes #Overengineering #SimpleSolutions #PencilWins When NASA first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity upside down underwater on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to [---] C. The Russians used a pencil"
YouTube Link 2025-08-10T23:00Z [----] followers, 37.9K engagements
"Walter vs. Santa Ana Cops #StandUpHumor #FunnyPolice #BicycleCops Walter: I aint afraid of the cops around Santa Ana. You seen some of these guys What cops on bicycles How intimidating is this: Alright buddy pull it over. Ching-ching-ching What do they do when they arrest somebody Alright get in the basket"
YouTube Link 2025-09-22T23:00Z [----] followers, 13.1K engagements
"Outliving Enemies #ChurchHumor #FunnyGrandma #SavageReply The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about [--] % held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All responded except one elderly lady. "Mrs. Johnson are you not willing to forgive your enemies" "I don't have any." "Mrs. Johnson that is very unusual. How old are you" "Ninety-three" she replied. "Mrs. Johnson please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person"
YouTube Link 2025-09-21T16:00Z [----] followers, 90.3K engagements
"He Was Blind Not Stupid #funnyjoke #blondehumor #blindmanjoke #barjokes #clevercomeback #comedysho A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke sir you should know five things: [--] - The bartender is a blonde girl. [--] - The bouncer is a blonde gal. [--] - I'm a 6-foot tall 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. [--] - The"
YouTube Link 2025-08-07T14:45Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements
"Of Course She Named Them Timex and Rolex #funnyjoke #blondehumor #watchdogs #dogjokes #wordplay A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "Oh my you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names" The blonde replies "Well the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh that's interesting. Why did you name them such names" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing. duhh what else would you name your watch dogs""
YouTube Link 2025-08-08T14:45Z [----] followers, 142.6K engagements
"The Lantern Baby Delivery#CountryHumor #FunnyStories #ShortsJokes In the back woods Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy the doctor handed him a lantern and said "Here you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough within minutes he had delivered another little baby. "No no don't be in a"
YouTube Link 2025-09-09T11:00Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements
"Adam and Eves True Nationality #FunnyJokes #CulturalHumor #AdamAndEve #ShortsComedy #ClassicJokes A Briton a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve their calm" muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense" the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked and so beautiful. Clearly they are French." "No clothes no shelter" the Russian points out "they have only an apple to eat and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian.""
YouTube Link 2025-09-07T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-05-29T06:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Hot Neighbor #NeighborJokes #DivorcedHumor #FunnyTwist A man is stunned when his hot newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him "Are you free tonight" He blurts out "Yes" She asks "Great Would you watch my kids""
YouTube Link 2025-09-20T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Bad Boy Surprise #ParentingHumor #TeenageLove #FirstImpressions #CommunityServiceJokes #humor One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket motorcycle boots tattoos and pierced nose. Later the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear" said the mother diplomatically "he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please Mom" replied the daughter "if he wasn't nice why would he be doing [---] hours of community service""
YouTube Link 2025-08-11T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"She Took the Sign Way Too Literally #funnyjoke #blondehumor #roadtripjokes #toilethumor #signmisund A blonde was driving down the motorway when she read a sign saying "Clean toilets ahead [--] miles on the left." She was really late for her appointment since there were [--] toilets to clean"
YouTube Link 2025-08-04T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Bar Fight Blunder#FunnyStories #IrishHumor #PubJokes #KellyVsRiley #Comedy "My god What happened to you" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley." "Riley He's just a wee fellow" the barkeep said surprised. "He must have had something in his hand." "That he did" Kelly said. "A shovel it was." "Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand" "Aye that I did Mrs. Riley's tt" Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was but not much use in a fight.""
YouTube Link 2025-09-26T23:00Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements
"New Year's Crush #HolidayHumor #BarJokes #SelfLove #BartenderProblems #MidnightMadness On New Year's Eve Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living. As the clock struck [--] chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to de@th"
YouTube Link 2025-08-12T23:00Z [----] followers, 11.3K engagements
"Ferrari Negotiation #FunnyJokes #MaidVsLady #LuxuryHumor #MarriageLaughs #Ferrari Lady: So what do you have in mind Maid: I would like to have a ferrari no Lady: Why in the [--] hells do you think you deserve that Maid: See I cook way better than you Lady: Says who Maid: Your husband Also I do laundry better than you Lady: And why do you think so Maid: Your Husband said it Also Im much better in bed than you are. Lady: DOES MY HUSBAND ALSO SAID THAT Maid: No Miss but the gardener Lady: .Red or Yellow for the ferrari"
YouTube Link 2025-09-14T11:00Z [----] followers, 182.8K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-05-27T10:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Marriage and the Flu#RelationshipHumor #FunnyCouple #LoveAndLaughter #MarriageJokes A friend was laid up at home with the flu. His fiancee called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to him. He declined not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey" she told him "We'll wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest of our lives making each other sick""
YouTube Link 2025-09-29T00:00Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements
"No More Laughs #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #WorkplaceHumor #DailyLaughs At a meeting the Boss told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy. The Boss asked him 'Didnt you understand my joke' The guy replied 'Oh I understood it but I resigned this morning.'"
YouTube Link 2025-09-01T23:00Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements
"Dog Revenge #NeighborHumor #PetProblems #MidnightMadness #PaddyLogic #BarkingSolutions Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours. Suddenly Paddy jumps out of bed and says "I've had enough of this" and goes downstairs. Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing" Paddy says "I've put their dog in our yard - now we'll see how they like it""
YouTube Link 2025-08-21T00:00Z [----] followers, 34.4K engagements
"The Genies Job Offer#TravelJokes #GenieHumor #ShortsLaughs A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke. "For freeing me from my prison I will grant you a wish what will it be sire" The man thought for a moment then said "I want a spectacular job a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do." "Allah Ka Zam" said the genie. "You're a housewife""
YouTube Link 2025-09-09T00:00Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements
"Pork Surprise #funny #rabbi #restaurant A Rabbi who's been leading a congregation for many years is upset by the fact that he's never been able to eat pork. So he devises a plan whereby he flies to a remote tropical island and checks into a hotel. He immediately gets himself a table at the finest restaurant and orders the most expensive pork dish on the menu. As he's eagerly waiting for it to be served he hears his name called from across the restaurant. He looks up to see [--] of his loyal congregants approaching. His luck they'd chosen the same time to visit the same remote location Just at"
YouTube Link 2025-10-16T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"21st Century Borrowing #TechJokes #iPadHumor #FunnyDad I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here use my iPad.'. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him"
YouTube Link 2025-09-20T11:00Z [----] followers, 771.4K engagements
"Snow Parking Dilemma #FunnyStory #SnowProblems #MarriageHumor #LOL #WeatherFails While living in Denver the weatherman said expect [--] to [--] inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Willies wife ran out and parked on the right side. The next week the forecast called for another [--] to [--] inches of snow but this time he said park on the left side. So Willies wife ran out and parked the car on the left side of the road. The following week he said [--] inches of snow expected the lights went out and all our power was lost. Willies wife said "My"
YouTube Link 2025-09-15T15:01Z [----] followers, 51.3K engagements
"Her Last Wish Was Pure Genius and Brutal #funnyjoke #brunettevsblonde #geniewish #plotwist #darkhu A brunette who can't stand blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. Thinking to herself "It always works in the movies" and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says "I will grant you [--] wishes but whatever you wish for all the blondes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you understand" "Yes I understand" says the brunette "and for my first wish I want you to give my an"
YouTube Link 2025-08-05T14:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-07T16:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Quattro Trouble #IrishJokes #BorderHumor #CarJoke Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer halts them and sternly declares "It's illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. 'Quattro' means four." The Englishman incredulous retorts "Quattro is just the name of the car Check the papers: it's designed for five." "You can't pull that one on me" replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You've got five folks in there; it's against the law." The Englishman now irate demands "Get your supervisor I need someone with more intelligence" Paddy quips back"
YouTube Link 2025-09-21T00:00Z [----] followers, 36.5K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-30T21:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Why There Are No Baby Planes #AirplaneJokes #TravelHumor #FunnyShorts #SouthwestAirlines #CleanJokes A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why don't big planes have baby planes" The mother said "Well maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why don't big planes have baby planes" The stewardess responded "Did your mother tell you to ask"
YouTube Link 2025-09-07T00:00Z [----] followers, 47.9K engagements
"Diaper Duties#ParentingHumor #BabyJokes #FunnyCouple #DadLife #FamilyLaughs After a young couple brought their new baby home the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy" he said "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled "Oh I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.""
YouTube Link 2025-09-28T16:00Z [----] followers, 27.4K engagements
"Santa Knows Everything #funny #christmas #kids #family #shorts As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve I accidentally dropped one. No problem I said dusting it off and putting it back on the plate. You cant do that argued my four-year-old. Dont worry. Santa will never know. He shot me a look. So he knows if Ive been bad or good but he doesnt know if you dropped a cookie on the floor"
YouTube Link 2025-10-12T15:00Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-05-27T10:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Ask Jonah Later #FunnyJokes #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #LOL #SundaySchoolHumor #Comedy After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday. Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. The little girl said "But how can that be Jonah was swallowed by a whale."Irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible" she said. Undaunted the little girl said "Well when I get to heaven I will ask"
YouTube Link 2025-09-17T00:00Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-28T18:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Action Star Musicians #CelebrityHumor #PunnyJokes #ToughGuyLaughs #ClassicalMusicTwist #ArnoldPuns Chuck Norris Arnold Swartzenagger and Jean Claud VanDam were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked "If you were a musician who would you be". Chuck Norris said "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said "I would be Bethoven." Arnold then said "I'll be Bach""
YouTube Link 2025-08-12T15:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Valentines Priorities #DatingHumor #LoveVsPorsche #SelectiveHearing #BoyfriendConfession #CarEnvy Boyfriend: "Honey on this Valentine's Day I want to tell you something. I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you." Girlfriend: "Oh dear I love you too. what was that you said about Martin""
YouTube Link 2025-08-29T15:01Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements
"MTV Menu #TVHumor #MTVJokes #PizzaTwist The worst television is MTV. 'Music Television' -- they call it that they don't even play music. How's that legal What if everybody did that 'Hey thanks for calling New York Pizza.' 'Yeah give me two large pepperoni pizzas.' 'Oh we don't sell pizza.' 'What' 'No we just have raccoon hats and eye patches. Call a book store if you're hungry.'"
YouTube Link 2025-09-22T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Early Shopper Problems #HolidayHumor #LegalFails #ChristmasCrime #JudgeJokes #FestiveFelony It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner "What are you charged with" "Doing my Christmas shopping early" replied the defendant. "What That's no offense" said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping" "Before the store opened" he replied"
YouTube Link 2025-08-10T11:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I found [--] Gaming TVs in the world ( Top Gamer Love These TVs) I found [--] Gaming TVs in the world ( Top Gamer Love These TVs) [--] Sony BRAVIA [--] https://amzn.to/4kIrRly [--] Sony A95L OLED https://amzn.to/4kJvdVs [--] LG C4 OLED https://amzn.to/3HzPbmX [--] Samsung S95D OLED https://amzn.to/45S0YHa [--] Hisense U8N https://amzn.to/43Ijj8d [--] LG G4 OLED https://amzn.to/3HzjWbE Thanks for watching guys i hope you liked this video. If this video was helpful to you please remember to leave a like and subscribe to my channel to see more videos like this in the future and if you have any questions related to the"
YouTube Link 2025-06-14T13:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Flooded Records #funny #historyjokes #ancestryhumor #shortcomedy #cleverhumor "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great" said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked "How far back does your family go" "I don't know" replied Miriam "all of our records were lost in the flood.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-03T16:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Magic Rum Bottle#PirateJokes #ShortsHumor #FunnyStories Luckily there's a harbor near by and the captain heads in to barter for goods. Naturally the captain seeks out the first merchant who is selling booze and requests his finest bottle of rum. Upon returning the crew is aghast. "All you came back with is a lousy bottle of rum" Aye boys the merchant says to me this here's a magic bottle of rum. No matter how much yee drink it never goes dry. "You f*ol He hoodwinked you. There's no such as a magic bottle of rum" Ah well no matter alls I traded him was a ship that'll never sink"
YouTube Link 2025-09-09T23:00Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-05-30T03:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"She Outsmarted the Lawyer in One Move #funnyjoke #blondehumor #lawyerjokes #clevergirl #airplanejok A lawyer sitting next to blonde on a long flight was pestering her to play a game 'I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me and vice-versa.' The blonde politely declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer made another offer: 'Okay if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 but if I don't know the answer I will pay you $1000' The blonde agreed. The lawyer asked the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon' The blonde silently reached into her"
YouTube Link 2025-08-02T15:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Blind Man and His Dog #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #AnimalHumor #DailyLaughs A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog. They come to a busy intersection and the dog ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by leads the blind man right out into the thick of the traffic. Screeching tires and blaring horns follow as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street. The blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog. A passerby"
YouTube Link 2025-09-03T11:01Z [----] followers, 20.8K engagements
"Warning #FunnyJokes #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #ParentingHumor A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats warning her son that "If you don't stop sucking your thumb your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day walking in the park mother and son saw a pr*gnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute then spoke to her saying "Uh-oh . I know what "you've" been"
YouTube Link 2025-09-14T15:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"America First Pizza #USAHumor #Funny #Comedy #PizzaLovers #LOL Whats the ultimate proof you are in America If you call for an ambulance and order a pizza at the same time you know the pizzas getting their first"
YouTube Link 2025-09-18T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Blonde Detective #jokes #funny #blonde #police #comedy #memes #blondehumor #funnyjoke A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions. Officer: What's 2+2 Blonde: Ummmmm. [--] Officer: What's the square root of [---] Blonde: Ummmm. [--] Officer: Good Now who killed Abraham Lincoln Blonde: Ummmm. I dunno. Officer: Well you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says excitedly "Not only did I get the job I'm already working on a"
YouTube Link 2025-08-09T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Bathroom Light #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #SeniorHumor #DailyLaughs 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said But you know Doc Im blessed. God knows my eyesight is going so he puts on the light when I pee and turns it off when Im done A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Georges wife and said Your husbands test results were fine but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at"
YouTube Link 2025-09-02T11:01Z [----] followers, 34.8K engagements
"She Wore That Olive Out First #funnyjoke #blondehumor #barjokes #olivebattle #toothpickskills #come A blonde was hunched over the bar toothpick in hand spearing futilely at the olive in her drink. A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally another patron who had been watching intently from the next stool became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick. "Here this is how you do it." he said as he easily skewered the olive. "Big Deal" muttered the blonde. "I already had him so tired out he couldn't"
YouTube Link 2025-08-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"She Took Concentrate a Bit Too Literally #funnyjoke #blondehumor #orangejuice #wordplay #laughout In the morning a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it. The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde "Excuse me we are about to close for the evening I'm afraid your going to have to leave." "No" the blonde replies. "Why not" questions the waiter. "The carton says 'concentrate'""
YouTube Link 2025-08-03T15:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Plug Misunderstanding#FunnyJokes #MarriageHumor #ShortsComedy #PrankWife #ClassicJokes A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her "Just so you know I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens just pull the plug." His wife got up unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer"
YouTube Link 2025-09-07T15:01Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements
"Vacation Plans#CountryHumor #FunnyStories #MarriageJokes #VacationFails #FamilyLaughs Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says "Ya know I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said HawaiiEarlene got pregnant. Two years ago you said the BahamasEarlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahitidarned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks "So what you gonna do this year that's different" Billy Bob grins "This year I'm"
YouTube Link 2025-09-27T23:00Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements
"Pickle Secret #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #BeachHumor #DailyLaughs There was a guy on the beach with about [--] gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this a second guy strolls up and asks Whats your secret The guy whispers All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants. In a flourish the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way runs off screaming in terror. Confused he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks Why are all the girls running away from me The first"
YouTube Link 2025-09-04T11:01Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements
"Flight Flirt Fail #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #DatingHumor #DailyLaughs The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer I used one of my pick-up lines on her. I asked Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men Yes she replied but I wasnt willing to pay"
YouTube Link 2025-09-06T16:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Bet on the Horse #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #HorsebackHumor #DailyLaughs To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice he freaked when his horse took off. How do I get it to slow down he yelled. Bet on it I hollered back"
YouTube Link 2025-09-04T23:00Z [----] followers, 19K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-24T20:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Dollar Quarters Mix-Up #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #MilitaryHumor #DailyLaughs A private walks past and the colonel says "Say there soldier do you have four quarters for a dollar" "Sure thing dde gimme a moment" says the private. "DDE" yells the colonel. "Do you not see the gold leaf on my shoulder Stand to attention when you talk to me and address me according to my rank" "SIR YES SIR" replies the private coming promptly to attention. "That's better soldier. Now as I was saying -- do you happen to have four quarters for a dollar" "SIR I DO NOT SIR" yells the private"
YouTube Link 2025-09-04T00:01Z [----] followers, 21.7K engagements
"Bad Memory Problems #FunnyDoctor #MemoryFail #HearingProblems #LOL #Humor At the doctor's office. - What bothers you - I have a bad memory. - Ok. What else - I have a very bad memory. - What else - And. I have a really bad memory. - Yes I understand that you have a bad memory What else - And I have hearing problems. - What else - What did you say - What else - Say it again - What else - Ah-ah And I have a bad memory"
YouTube Link 2025-09-14T23:00Z [----] followers, 255.6K engagements
"Beware of Dog#CountryHumor #ShortsJokes #FunnyAnimals Upon entering the little country store the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER BEWARE OF DOG" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of" "Yep that's him" he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign" "Because" the owner replied "before I posted that sign people kept tripping over"
YouTube Link 2025-09-10T11:01Z [----] followers, 95.5K engagements
"Beer Trouble #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #BarHumor #DailyLaughs I was standing at the bar in an international airport when this small Chinese guy comes in stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him Do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu Karate or Ju-Jitsu He says No why the heck would you ask me that Is it because I am Chinese No I said Its because youre drinking my beer you little ras*al"
YouTube Link 2025-09-04T16:01Z [----] followers, 19.5K engagements
"Billy-Bobs New Job#FunnyJobs #BarJokes #ShortsLaughs Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says "Bartender one round for everyone on me" The bartender says "Well seems you're in a really good mood tonight hm" Billy-Bob says "Oh you can bet on it I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday" The bartender congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Billy-Bob comes back into the bar and says "Bartender two rounds for everyone on me" The bartender says "Well now If you're so happy just over having this new job I"
YouTube Link 2025-09-09T16:01Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements
"No Couch for the Poodle #funny #dogs #animals #psychiatrist #shorts Poodle: My life is a mess. My owner is mean my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd and Im as nervous as a cat. Collie: Why dont you go see a psychiatrist Poodle: I cant. Im not allowed on the couch"
YouTube Link 2025-10-11T23:00Z [----] followers, 12.3K engagements
"Come for Ta Bull #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #FarmHumor #DailyLaughs A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally she tells the telegraph"
YouTube Link 2025-09-02T00:01Z [----] followers, 15.3K engagements
"She Missed the Chance to Escape #funnyjoke #blondehumor #deathrowjoke #electricchairfail #missedopp There's a brunette red-head and a blonde all on death row. The day before their execution they are each delivered a message from the judge stating: "Since you have been on good behavior I will allow you to choose how you will die -- lethal injection or electric chair." The brunette went first. She chose the electric chair and it malfunctioned so she was set free. The red head saw this and picked the electric chair too. It malfunctioned again and she was let free. Then it was the blonde's turn"
YouTube Link 2025-08-07T11:01Z [----] followers, 23.2K engagements
"Turtle's Ambition #FunnyAnimals #TurtleFail #AdoptionJoke #LOL #Humor Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering he slowly climbed the tree again jumped and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally the female bird turned to her mate: Dear she chirped I think it's time to tell him he's ad*pted"
YouTube Link 2025-09-15T00:00Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements
"Playhouse Lessons #funny #kidsjokes #cleverkids #shortcomedy #parentinghumor A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says "Hey Tommy wanna play house" "Sure What do you want me to do" he asks. The little girl replies "I want you to communicate your feelings." "Communicate my feelings" questions a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means." The little girl smirks and says "Perfect. You can be the husband.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-03T00:01Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements
"Bunk Bed Confusion #GrandmaHumor #InnocentQuestions #ParentingFails #AwkwardExplanations Having been playing outside with his friends a small boy came into the house and asked: Grandma what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. Well she said hesitantly its called s*xual intercourse. Oh okay said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily: Grandma"
YouTube Link 2025-09-01T16:01Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements
"Subway Etiquette #FunnyStory #SubwayLife #AwkwardMoments #LOL #Humor I was on the subway sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that" I didn't know what to say so I said "Yes." I then stood up turned the page and sat down again"
YouTube Link 2025-09-15T11:01Z [----] followers, 22.5K engagements
"Franks Eternal Optimism #funny #adultjokes #darkhumor #shockhumor #shortcomedy Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance he would always reply "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad so terrible that even Frank could find no hope in it. On the golf course one day one of them said "Frank did you hear about Tom" "He came home last night found his wife in bed with another man sht them both and then turned the"
YouTube Link 2025-10-02T16:01Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements
"The Sailors Return #Jokes #FunnyShorts #Comedy #Laugh #MarriageHumor #DailyLaughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a newborn baby. Furious he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Sam" he demanded. "No" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Jim then" he asked. "NO " she said even more upset. "Well which one of my no-good friends did this then" he asked. "Don't you think I have any friends of my own" she snapped"
YouTube Link 2025-09-02T15:01Z [----] followers, 29.8K engagements
"Ear Discharge Mix-Up #adult #funny #doctorjoke A young lady walks into a doctor's office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge." The doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and asks her "How does that feel" The young lady replies "Oooh doctor that feels lovely. but the discharge is from my ear""
YouTube Link 2025-10-16T11:01Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements
"Johnnys Future Wife #funny #kidsjokes #familyhumor #controversialjokes #shortcomedy At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything including human beings. Little Johnny a child in the kindergarten class seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill and said "Johnny what is the matter" Little Johnny responded "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-03T23:01Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements
"Dynamite Fishing #funny #fishingjokes #cleverhumor #shortcomedy #unexpected An old Indian Charlie Two Shirts came rowing onto the dock on a lake. He tied his boat up and unloaded his fishing box that was full of fish. The Game Warden was standing there and said: "Charlie there aren't that many fish in this lake. How did you get those" Charlie said: "Oh it is an old Indian method. Come with me and I show you" The Game Warden got in the boat and Charlie rowed out to a spot. He opened his tackle box and got out a weighted stick of dynamite lit the fuse and tossed it overboard. Moments later"
YouTube Link 2025-10-04T23:01Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements
"Whale Outburst #funny #animaljokes #barhumor #shortcomedy #censored Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU." The second whale turns to the first and says "Frank what the h*ll is wrong with you""
YouTube Link 2025-10-02T23:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Fish & Chips Monks #NunHumor #FunnyFood #MonasteryJokes #PunnyLaughs Lost on a rainy night a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had. After dinner she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers "Hello I'm Brother Michael and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity who cooked what" Brother Charles replied "Well I'm"
YouTube Link 2025-09-25T15:01Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements
"Martini Prayer #PriestJokes #MartiniTime #FunnyClergy A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn't think that he could have made it without his Ros@ry and two martinis each day. With that the priest said to the Bishop "Would you like to have a martini with me" The Bishop said "Yes that would be nice." The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen "Ros@ry would you fix us two martinis please""
YouTube Link 2025-09-19T23:01Z [----] followers, 162K engagements
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YouTube Link 2025-06-02T18:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Newlywed Breakfast #NewlywedLife #BreakfastHumor #SimpleMeals #FunnyExchange #funny #humor #jokes "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice sweetheart" said Tracy the newlywed bride "breakfast will be ready." "Good what are we having for breakfast" asked Dewey the new husband. "Toast and juice" Tracy replied"
YouTube Link 2026-01-27T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"He Don't Know Nothing #hospital #doctor #funny #son #comedy #jokes #humor #anesthetic #smart #roast A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move he asked "What's that" The doctor explained "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing." "Save your time Doc" exclaimed the man. "He don't know nothing now.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-29T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Proof #lawyer #money #funny #debt #comedy #jokes #humor #letter #smart #trick #shorts #viral A man went to his lawyer and told him "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do" "Do you have any proof" asked the lawyer. "Nope" replied the man. "Okay then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you" said the lawyer. "But it's only $500" replied the man. "Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-28T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Wooden Spoons #cooking #teacher #funny #spoons #comedy #jokes #humor #noise #smart #class #shorts One day during cooking class the teacher Mrs. Jones was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments she said "Now don't forget to use wooden spoons." As I stirred my sauce I contempleted the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs. Jones to test my theory. "Why wooden spoons" I asked. "Because she replied "if I have to sit here listening to"
YouTube Link 2026-02-13T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Advanced Medicine #doctor #medicine #funny #president #comedy #jokes #humor #transplant #brain An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in [--] weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in [--] weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in [--] weeks." A Nigerian doctor not"
YouTube Link 2026-01-27T23:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Look What You Got #dad #son #funny #dating #comedy #jokes #humor #lantern #roast #smart #shorts Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks "Where ya going boy" The son smiled and replied "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said "When I went a-courtin' I didn't need me no dang lantern." "Sure Pa I know." the boy said. "And look what you got ""
YouTube Link 2026-01-29T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Beware of Dog #dog #store #funny #sign #comedy #jokes #humor #danger #sleeping #tripping #shorts pon entering the little country store the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER BEWARE OF DOG" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of" "Yep that's him" he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign" "Because" the owner replied "before I"
YouTube Link 2026-02-08T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Outrun You #hiking #bear #funny #friends #comedy #jokes #humor #running #shoes #smart #survival Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says "What are you doing" He says "I figure when the bear gets close to us we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says "Are you crazy You can't outrun a bear." The first guy says "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-28T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Bean Soup #Wordplay #RestaurantHumor #EnglishmanAbroad #FunnyMisunderstanding #funny #humor When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens" he said "what is this" "Why it's bean soup" she replied. "I don't care what it has been" he sputtered. "What is it now""
YouTube Link 2026-01-27T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Peeking Duck #RestaurantHumor #ChineseFood #ChickenSurprise #EyeContact A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief did you see that" she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed he"
YouTube Link 2025-12-21T12:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Indian Ride #arizona #horse #funny #saddle #comedy #jokes #humor #yell #tickle #shorts A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town he let her off at the local service station yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" and rode off."
YouTube Link 2026-02-05T17:01Z [----] followers, 33.4K engagements
"Two Hundred Bucks #funnytwist #darkhumorclean #englishjokes #comedyshorts #viralsetup #plotTwist A guy goes over to his friends house rings the bell. The wife answers the door. "Hi is Tony home" "No he went to the store." "Well you mind if I wait" "No come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Sara you have the greatest bre@sts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a [---] bucks on the table. They sit"
YouTube Link 2025-12-01T01:00Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements
"School Form Confusion #FunnyKids #CleanHumor #SchoolJokes #ParentProblems #InnocentHumor A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother "Mom what's s@x" His mother who believed in all the most modern educational theories gave him a detailed explanation covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said "Yes but how am I going to get all that into this one little square""
YouTube Link 2025-11-13T23:00Z [----] followers, 28.5K engagements
"Submarine Math #jokes #navyhumor #militaryjokes #funnyshorts The new Ensign was assigned to subs where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said "Listen 'sir' it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even don't open the hatch.""
YouTube Link 2025-11-15T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Photo ID #bankjokes #funnyjokes #everydayhumor #cleanjokes A woman went into a bank to get a check cashed but she didn't have an account with them. When the teller her asked for some identification the woman showed her several charge cards her social security card and a library card. The teller told her they needed a driver's license but the woman said she didn't have one. "Don't you have anything with your picture on it" the teller asked. "Oh sure" she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row.""
YouTube Link 2025-11-10T17:00Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements
"The Fire Truck #fire #farm #funny #volunteers #comedy #jokes #humor #truck #brave #money #brakes A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance the call was made. The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped The firemen jumped off the truck"
YouTube Link 2026-01-07T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Winning at the Soda Machine #blondejokes #funnyshorts #englishhumor #laughdaily #classicjoke One day a blonde went up to a soda machine put in some money and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it the more the soda came out. After a while someone walked up to her and asked if they could please get a soda. The blonde looked at them angrily and said: "Get out of my face I'm winning""
YouTube Link 2025-11-21T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Picture Menu #burgerking #menu #funny #stupid #comedy #jokes #humor #sign #reading #fail #logic I stopped at the local Burg@r King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the counter. I noticed a sign to the side that stated "Picture Menu Available". I had to ask the clerk what it was for and they told me that they had a number of customers who couldn't read and they used that. Of course I asked how they would know this picture menu was available and the answer was the classic "Well it says so on the sign doesn't it""
YouTube Link 2025-12-20T17:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"You Started It #interview #job #funny #salary #comedy #jokes #humor #benefits #dreamjob #smart Reaching the end of a job interview the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT "And what starting salary were you looking for" The Engineer said "In the neighbourhood of $125000 a year depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said "Well what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation [--] paid holidays full medical and dental company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary and a company car leased every [--] years say a red Corvette" The Engineer sat up straight"
YouTube Link 2026-01-04T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Scrambled #nativeamericanjokes #funnytales #englishjokes #cleanhumor #storyjokes #viralclip A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture so he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more. After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert he finally arrives at the reservation. Soon after his arrival the tourist meets an old chief who claims to remember everything that ever happened in his life. The tourist is curious and asks the chief: What did you have for breakfast on your fifth birthdayWithout hesitation the chief replies:"
YouTube Link 2025-12-02T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Blonde diet #funnyblondes #dietjokes #weightlosshumor A blonde is terribly overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for [--] days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for [--] weeks. The next time I see you you'll have lost at least [--] pounds." When the blonde returned she shocked the doctor by losing nearly [--] pounds. "Why that's amazing" the doctor said "Did you follow my instructions" The blonde nodded "I'll tell you though I thought I was going to drop d*ad that 3rd day." "From hunger you mean" asked the doctor. "No from all that skipping.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-19T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Once a Year Singing #familyhumor #siblings #funnyshorts #englishjokes #cleancomedy #jokesoftheday Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis" he said "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you Alfie" she replied "but why" Alfie replied "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year""
YouTube Link 2025-12-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Beware of Dog#animaljokes #storehumor #classicjoke #funny #smalltownlife Upon entering a little country store a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER BEWARE OF DOG posted on the glass door. Inside he saw a harmless old hound asleep beside the register. He asked the manager Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of Yep thats him the manager replied. The man laughed That certainly doesnt look like a dangerous dog to me. Why would you post that sign Because said the owner before I posted it people kept tripping over him"
YouTube Link 2025-10-23T16:00Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements
"Mind Your Business #candy #kids #funny #oldman #comedy #jokes #humor #health #advice #smart #shorts So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." The kid looks up at him and says "You know my grandfather lived to be [--] years old." The man replies "Oh and did he eat a lot of candy" The kid looks at him and says "No but he minded his own fucking business.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-24T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Old Goats #travel #bus #funny #oldpeople #comedy #jokes #humor #goats #cheese #holland #roast#shorts Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm a young guide led them through the process of cheese making explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked "What do you do in America with your old goats" A spry old gentleman answered "They send us on bus tours""
YouTube Link 2026-01-06T01:00Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements
"Short Jokes #puns #funny #jokes #comedy #humor #glasses #marriage #tonic #bread #shorts #compilation My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glasses After that we'll see ***************** I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me "I could marry you." I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return ***************** A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet ***************** Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out"
YouTube Link 2026-01-24T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Good News Bad News #lawyer #dna #funny #cholesterol #comedy #jokes #humor #health #crime #badnews "I have good news and bad news" a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news. The blood test came back and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene." "Oh no" cried the client. "What's the good news" "Your cholesterol is down to 140.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-15T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Magnet #kids #doctor #funny #magnet #comedy #jokes #humor #fridge #advice #mom #shorts #cute Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister Betty rushed him to the emergency room. "He'll be fine" the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two." "How will I be sure" she pressed. "Well" the doctor suggested "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off you'll know.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-17T00:00Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements
"The Best Excuse #police #speeding #funny #excuse #comedy #jokes #humor #wife #cop #smart #friday13 A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to [--] mph he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes" he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit [--] [---]. Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing" he thought and pulled over. The cop came"
YouTube Link 2026-01-09T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Anesthesiologist #doctor #dentist #funny #pain #comedy #jokes #humor #anesthesiologist #smart After making love the woman said the man "So you're a doctor" "That's right" replied the doctor smugly. "Betcha don't know what kind of doctor." "Ummm.I'd say that you're an anesthesiologist." "Yep that's right Good guess How did you know" asked the guy. "Because throughout the entire procedure I didn't feel a thing"
YouTube Link 2026-01-25T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Exercise for Two #pregnancy #class #funny #husband #wife #comedy #jokes #humor #golf #exercise The room was full of pregnant women and their partners and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced "Ladies exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And gentlemen it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner" The room really got quiet. Finally a man in the middle of the group raised"
YouTube Link 2025-12-31T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Morning Service or Evening Service #churchjokes #cleanhumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform he asked a nearby usher "Who are all those men in the pictures" The usher replied "Why those are our boys who died in the service". Dumbfounded the youngster asked "Was that the morning service or the evening service""
YouTube Link 2025-12-10T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Playground Secrets #funnytwist #familyjokes #englishjokes #storyjokes #comedy Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY MOMMY I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND." Mommy tells him to slow down but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was"
YouTube Link 2025-11-17T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Family Pressure #doctorjokes #familyjokes #funny #englishjokes #lol #humor #story A doctor remarked on his patients ruddy very red complexion. "I know" said the patient "it's from high blood pressure and it's from my family." "Your mothers side or fathers side" questioned the doctor. "Neither my wife's side." "What do you mean" the doctor said "That cannot be. How can you get it from your wife's family" "Oh yeah definitely" the patient responded "you should meet them sometime""
YouTube Link 2025-12-04T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Prison humor #funnyjokes #prisonstories #newbiefails A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night the lights in the cell block are turned off and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells "Number twelve" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later somebody else in the cell block yells "Number four" Again the whole cell block breaks out laughing. The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well" says the older prisoner "we've all been in this here prison for so long we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke." So"
YouTube Link 2025-10-17T23:00Z [----] followers, 23.9K engagements
"Hot Dogs #nuns #hotdog #funny #food #comedy #jokes #humor #misunderstanding #usa #scotland Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. "Odd" her companion replies "but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs please" says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited the nuns hurry over"
YouTube Link 2025-12-18T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Two Worms #funny #biblejokes #churchjokes #englishjokes #kidsjokes #lol #storyjokes #cleanhumor A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass the time in the ark for forty years. After waiting a few moments the teacher suggested Maybe he did a lot of fishing. How about thatOne little boy gave her a funny look and said I don't think so. Its kinda hard to fish with just two worms"
YouTube Link 2025-11-25T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"No in Broccoli #storejokes #funnytwist #englishjokes #workhumor #cleanjokes A man was stocking produce at the grocery store when a woman approached asking "Excuse me where's the broccoli I can't seem to find it." He replied "I apologize ma'am we're out of broccoli today. We'll have more tomorrow morning." Resuming his work he was arranging oranges when the same woman tapped his shoulder and inquired again "Where's the broccoli Do you have any" He patiently responded "No ma'am we're still out of broccoli. We'll have some tomorrow morning." Moments later the woman confronted him once more"
YouTube Link 2025-11-17T01:00Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements
"Elephant Deal #funny #jokes #businesshumor #comedyshorts #lol #animals #elephantjokes #shortstories Two Jewish businessmen meet in a restaurant for a lunch suggested by one of them. The first says "I have a good deal for you. When I was in Florida I went to the town where the circus stays during the winter. I happened to pick up an elephant. I could let you have it for a thousand dollars." The other businessman sipped his martini and said "What are you crazy What am I going to do with an elephant I live in a condo. I barely have room for my furniture. I can't even squeeze in an end table. So"
YouTube Link 2025-11-23T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Bridge Trouble #hillbillyhumor #funnytwist #englishjokes #storyjokes #shortcomedy #viralshorts There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence. He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was"
YouTube Link 2025-12-01T12:00Z [----] followers, 34.8K engagements
"Grounds for Divorce #divorce #court #funny #judge #comedy #jokes #humor #misunderstanding #husband A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked "What are the grounds for your divorce" She replied "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No" he said "I mean what is the foundation of this case" "It is made of concrete brick and mortar" she responded. "I mean" he continued "What are your relations like" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town and so do my husband's parents." He said "Do you have a real"
YouTube Link 2025-12-31T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Stock Market Loss #dating #money #funny #boyfriend #comedy #jokes #humor #selfish #stockmarket Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her "Is something bugging you You look anxious." "Well my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market" she explained. "Oh that's too bad" the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him." "Yeah I am" she said. "He'll really miss me.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-04T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Suspense Masterclass #jokes #libraryjokes #funny #cleverjokes #wordplay #comedy A man walks into a library and asks the librarian "Do you have any books on how to create suspense" The librarian pauses for a moment then says "Yes but I'm not going to tell you where they are""
YouTube Link 2025-11-18T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"He Took Go to Town a Bit Too Literally #funnyjoke #blondehumor #cowboyjokes #misunderstood #wildw The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboycoming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat gun and his bootsso he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks "Why in the world are you walking aroundlike this" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down theroad and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home withher. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull offmy"
YouTube Link 2025-08-07T15:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Dont Step on the Ducks #heavenjokes #funnytwist #englishjokes #cleanhumor #storyjokes Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there St. Peter says "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks" So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them the first guy accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to"
YouTube Link 2025-11-17T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Cabbie's Confession #taxi #nun #funny #costume #party #comedy #jokes #humor #confession A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers "My dear son you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have you get a chance to see and hear just about everything." "Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds "Well let's see if you qualify. #1 you have to be single and #2 you"
YouTube Link 2025-12-13T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Rabbi's Advice #rabbi #marriage #funny #wife #comedy #jokes #humor #advice #poison #darkhumor Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked "What's wrong" The man replied "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi very surprised by this asks "How can that be" The man then pleads "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me what should I do" The Rabbi then offers "Tell you what. Let me talk to her I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says "Well I spoke to your"
YouTube Link 2025-12-23T17:00Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements
"The Penny Swallowing Trick#ParentingHumor #KidsJoke #SwallowedPenny #MagicTrick #DoItAgain After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping. His father in an attempt to calm him down palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted. In a flash he snatched it from his father's hand swallowed it then cheerfully"
YouTube Link 2026-01-20T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The First Takeout Problem #funnyjokes #jewishhumor #cleanjokes #lol #shortstory #classicjokes "The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people" the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you" After a reflective pause one student volunteered "Well for one thing the Jewish people had to do without Chinese food for [----] years.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-28T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Baseball Horse #baseball #sports #funny #horse #comedy #jokes #humor #scout #manager #run #race On the first day of Spring Training a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting lineup. The coach asks "What the heck did you bring that horse here for" The scout replies "Wait until you see him bat." All the players are laughing until the horse comes to bat. At this point the horse grabs the bat and everyone quiets down. They stare at the horse. The pitcher just shrugs his shoulders and throws the ball toward home plate when astonishingly the horse hits the ball deep"
YouTube Link 2025-12-16T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Balcony Resident #funny #theaterjokes #comedyshorts #lol #funnystories #storytime #humor A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the man "Sorry sir but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir" the usher said "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again the man just groaned which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments both the usher and the manager returned"
YouTube Link 2025-11-23T12:00Z [----] followers, 22.1K engagements
"The Good Trade #president #politics #funny #trade #pigs #comedy #jokes #humor #secretagent #roast A Secret Service agent is standing at the bottom of the stairs as the President is leaving Air Force One and can't help but notice that the President has a pig under each arm. The Agent salutes and says "Welcome back Mr. President. Nice pigs sir." The President smiles and says "These aren't pigs. These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got this one for my wife and I got this one for my daughter." The Agent says "Good trade sir.""
YouTube Link 2025-12-14T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Second Best #doctorjokes #healthhumor #lifetips #funnyquotes #laughtherapy The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. "The best thing for you to do" the M.D. said "is give up drinking and smoking get to bed early and stay away from women." "Doc I don't deserve the best" said the patient. "What's second best""
YouTube Link 2025-11-03T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Wrong Way Herman #drivingjokes #marriagehumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts #newsjokes #classiccomedy As a older man was driving down the freeway his car phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him "Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on route [---]. Please be careful" "Hell" said Herman "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them ""
YouTube Link 2025-11-28T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Potato Sack Training #funnyquotes #grandpajokes #familyhumor #classicjokes #lol My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy and he used to tell me when I was a little boy myself how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing. One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulders muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house and with a 5-pound potato sack in each hand he would extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could. After awhile he tried 10-pound potato sacks then 50-pound potato sacks."
YouTube Link 2025-10-28T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Sunday Beans Surprise#jokes #darkhumor #classicjokes #funny#churchhumor One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck and her son Little Johnny came running through the house BB gun in one hand and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs naturally went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment so he said nothing. The dinner went well and as usual the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day the church secretary Mary called Little Johnny's mother and"
YouTube Link 2025-12-29T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Borrowed Dog Naps #funny #englishjokes #animalhumor #dogjokes #storyjokes #lol An old tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house down the hall and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later he went to the door and I let him out. The next day he was back resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his"
YouTube Link 2025-11-29T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Unloseable Golf Ball #golfjokes #sportscomedy #funnyenglish #cleanhumor #storyjokes Two golfing friends were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other ball" he asked. "Nope I only need one ball." "Are you sure What happens if you lose that one" "This is a very special golf ball. You can't lose it so I don't need another one." "What do you mean you can't lose it What happens if you slice your shot and the ball goes in the lake" "That's okay this special golf ball senses when it's under water and it puts out a steam"
YouTube Link 2025-12-10T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Miracle of the Lock #jokes #funny #lol #churchhumor #teacher #storytime #viral #shorts #comedy The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number and opened the lock."
YouTube Link 2025-11-19T15:00Z [----] followers, 10K engagements
"Bee Smart #animaljokes #cleanhumor #bee #jewishhumor #funnytales Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how things were going. "Really bad" said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen so I can't make any honey." "No problem" said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fruit." "Thanks for the tip" said the second bee and he flew away. A few hours later the two bees ran into each other"
YouTube Link 2025-11-01T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Acrobat #party #clown #funny #acrobat #comedy #jokes #humor #kids #surprise #accident A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out---caterer band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts two guys show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some firewood. Gratefully they head to the rear of the house. Guests arrive and all is going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up and finally the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic and will"
YouTube Link 2025-12-17T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"A Cold Identity Crisis #PolarBearJoke #DadJoke #WinterCold #AnimalHumor #FamilyConversation [--] polarbers are walking around in the artic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says " Dad i got a question are u sure I am 100% polarbear". The father looks at his son and says "Yes son your 100% polar bear" "OK" the son says They keep walking and about [--] min later the son again says: "Are you sure I am 100% polarbear" The father again says "Yes son you're 100% polar bear" "OK" the son says Then about [--] min later the son says "OK dad be serious are you sure I am 100% polarbear"
YouTube Link 2026-01-02T01:00Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements
"Drunk or Disabled #drunkjokes #streetjokes #copjokes #darkhumor #funnyquotes #shortjoke A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked "Officer are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk" "Yeah buddy I'm sure" said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief the wino said "Thank goodness I thought I was crippled.""
YouTube Link 2025-10-26T18:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Price Check Disaster #funnyjokes #storehumor #awkwardmoments #englishjokes #checkoutfails #comedy When Jane reached the checkout counter she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear "Price check on Tampax supersize please." As if that was not bad enough somebody at the rear of the store misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "thumbtacks." In a business-like tone a voice boomed back over the intercom "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer""
YouTube Link 2025-11-07T12:00Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements
"The Last Thing He Did #workplace #boss #funny #smoking #safety A terrifying explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory and once all the mess has been cleared up an inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson" says the investigator "you were near the scene what happened" "Well it's like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing room and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up." "He was smoking in the mixing room" the investigator said in stunned horror "How long had he been with the company" "About [--] years sir." "20 years in the"
YouTube Link 2025-12-11T11:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Three Beers Tradition #cowboyjokes #barhumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts #brothers #storyjokes A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy "You know a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies "Well you see I have two brothers. One is in Arizona the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in"
YouTube Link 2025-11-28T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Walking on Water #birthday #funny #tradition #comedy #jokes #humor #lake #grandma #ice #smart Joe heard a rumor that his father grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So on his 21st birthday Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. "If they did it I can too" he insisted. When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake they rented a boat and began paddling. When the got to the middle of the lake Joe stepped off of the side of the boat. and damn near drowned. Furious and somewhat shamed he and Brian headed for home. When Joe arrived back at the"
YouTube Link 2026-01-10T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Daddy's Name #kids #school #funny #animals #comedy #jokes #humor #deer #mom #dad #roast #shorts The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks "What's this" "A horsy" one child answers. "And this" the teacher asks. "A piggy" replies another youngster." And now this one" asks the teacher holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer only total silence. "Come now children" she coaxes "I'll give you a little hint". What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot "I know I know" exclaims one little girl. "It's a hrny bastrd""
YouTube Link 2026-01-19T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Take Your Kid to Work #work #kids #funny #dad #comedy #jokes #humor #office #clowns #roast #cute An [--] year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'. As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky. Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with""
YouTube Link 2026-01-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Acts 2:38 #church #bible #funny #burglar #comedy #jokes #humor #grandma #smart #misunderstanding An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled "Stop Acts 2:38" (Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in he asked the burglar "Why did you just stand there"
YouTube Link 2025-12-15T12:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Countdown Diagnosis #funny #doctorjokes #comedyshorts #humor #storytime #shortjokes #lol A man hasn't been feeling well so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news" the doctor says: "You're dying and you don't have much time left." "Oh that's terrible" says the man: "How long have I got" "You have 10" the doctor says sadly. "What do you mean 10" the man asks: "10 what Months Weeks What" "Nine eight.""
YouTube Link 2025-11-24T00:00Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements
"Reading Words #science #reading #funny #brain #comedy #jokes #humor #spelling #research #mind #trick Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht thefrist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl msesand you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raedervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. Preosllnay I tinhk its cmolpete nenosnese"
YouTube Link 2026-01-14T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Putting on Shoes #football #animals #funny #centipede #comedy #jokes #humor #sports #shoes #slow One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown. Then came the second half. First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP Tackled for a five yard loss. The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other. "Who made that tackle" asked the ant. "I did" said the centipede. Second play: The"
YouTube Link 2026-01-16T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Pardon #princess #love #funny #spell #comedy #jokes #humor #marriage #proposal #pardon #fail#shorts A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose but an evil witch has cast a spell on him and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits [--] agonizing years accumulating all his words before approaching his beloved. Finally the big day arrives. When he sees her his heart skips a beat. He gathers his nerve drops to his knees and intones "My darling I have waited many years to say this will you marry me" The princess turns around smiles and says "Pardon""
YouTube Link 2026-01-24T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Biblical Financiers #biblehumor #cleanjokes #funnyjokes #wordplay Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet"
YouTube Link 2025-11-10T12:00Z [----] followers, 34.4K engagements
"We Needed the Eggs #doctorjokes #familyhumor #englishjokes #funnyshorts #comedy #cleanjokes Doctor: Whats wrong with your brother Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really How long has this been going on Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years Boy: We would have brought him in earlier but we needed the eggs"
YouTube Link 2025-11-28T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Honest Witness #court #lawyer #funny #grandma #comedy #jokes #humor #witness #roast Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness a grandmotherly elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones do you know me" She responded "Why yes I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie you cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their"
YouTube Link 2025-12-19T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The Used Car #cars #sales #funny #oldladies #comedy #jokes #humor #police #smart #deal #waiting It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds As he was checking a used car lot he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car. They said "Heavens no we bought it." He said "Then why don't you drive it away". Each of the women said "We can't drive". The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked "Then why did you buy it" They answered "We were told if we bought a car here we'd get screwed so we are just"
YouTube Link 2025-12-24T17:00Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements
"Buy Me Out #businesshumor #inlawjokes #funnyquotes #officejokes #familyjokes A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter and now I welcome you into the family" said the man. "To show you how much we care for you I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see" replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work" said the"
YouTube Link 2025-11-02T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Efficiency Study #restaurant #waiter #funny #englishjokes #storyjokes #humor #lol #unexpected We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant carried two spoons in their vest pocket. Naturally we were curious. We asked a waiter why. 'Sir as a result of an efficiency study by the management it was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a spoon. Therefore all the waiters carry two spoons so that the item can be instantly replaced.' As he was explaining that we noticed a string hanging out of the fly of his pants. So we asked about that. 'Sir that's another"
YouTube Link 2025-12-04T01:00Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements
"The Beggar's Tip #pastor #charity #funny #horse #comedy #jokes #humor #racing #money #surprise A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter hed just received that morning from his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself Thanks Mom I sure needed that right now.As he finished his feel he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters PERSEVERESo"
YouTube Link 2025-12-23T12:00Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements
"Silent Treatment #marriage #funny #relationshipjokes #englishjokes #couplehumor #lol #story After my husband and I had a huge argument we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally on the third day he asked where one of his shirts was. "Oh" I said "So now you're speaking to me." He looked confused "What are you talking about" "Haven't you noticed I haven't spoken to you for three days" I challenged. "No" he said "I just thought we were getting along.""
YouTube Link 2025-12-04T12:00Z [----] followers, 36.6K engagements
"Eve's Request #adamandeve #god #funny #creation #comedy #jokes #humor #men #women #ego Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden Eve told God "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself." "Okay" God said "I'll create a man for you." Eve said "A man What's that" "He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well he'll get lost easily but never stop to ask for directions. However he is big and strong he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed." "Sounds great" said Eve. "Oh and one more thing" God said. "He will want to believe that I"
YouTube Link 2025-12-19T17:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Commandments Logic #englishjokes #funny #kidsjokes #religioushumor #storyjokes #lol #cleanjokes A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy Father and thy Mother she asked Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered Thou shall not k*ll"
YouTube Link 2025-11-30T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Working Hard #boss #text #funny #work #comedy #jokes #humor #lazy #excuse #smart #caught My boss texted me "Send me one of your funny jokes Pete." I replied "I'm working at the moment Sir I will send you one later." He replied "That was fantastic send me another one.""
YouTube Link 2026-01-12T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The Verdict Twist #jokes #funny #courtroomhumor #darkhumor #bankrobbery #unexpectedending After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case the judge turns to the jury foreman and asks "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case" "Yes we have your honor" The foreman responded. "Would you please pass it to me" The judge declared as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the"
YouTube Link 2025-11-18T00:00Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements
"Grace of God #heaven #points #funny #marriage #comedy #jokes #humor #church #charity #god #faith A man dies and goes to heaven when Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. Peter says You need [----] points to make it into heaven. You tell me all of the good things youve done and I give you a certain number of points for each item. When you reach [----] points you get in.Okay the man says I was happily married to the same woman for fifty years and never cheated on her not even in my mind.Thats wonderful says Peter thats worth two pointsTwo points he says. Well I attended church all my life and gave"
YouTube Link 2025-12-26T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The First Sermon #church #vicar #funny #sermon #comedy #jokes #humor #mother A young vicar about to deliver his first sermon asked the advice of a retired minister on how to capture the congregation's attention. "Start with an opening line that's certain to grab them" the cleric told him. "For example: 'Some of the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman.'" He smiled at the young vicar's shocked look before adding "She was my mother." The next Sunday the vicar nervously clutched the pulpit rail before the congregation and stated "Some of the best years of my life were spent in"
YouTube Link 2025-12-23T16:00Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements
"Not Church #DentistHumor #WaitingRoom #KidLogic #MommyWakeUp #PublicBehavior Linda was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Linda kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting her eyes closed. With about six other patients waiting Linda marched up to her mother looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy" she yelled "wake up This is not church""
YouTube Link 2025-12-21T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Three Questions Only #jokes #lawyerjokes #funny #shortjokes #punchline #comedyshorts A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions." replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep" asked the man. "Yes." the lawyer replied "What was your third question""
YouTube Link 2025-11-18T01:00Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements
"Tigers Bad Taste #animalhumor #lawyerjoke #darkhumor #funny #jungle TWO tigers are walking through the jungle when the one at the back licks the behind of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says: "Hey cut it out." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way. Five minutes later the rear tiger licks the other's backside again. The front tiger gets angry but the other tiger just apologises. After another five minutes he does it again. The front tiger turns and says: "What is it with you I told you to stop." The other tiger says: "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer"
YouTube Link 2025-11-22T00:00Z [----] followers, 11K engagements
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