# ![@wassielawyer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::971177546317524993.png) @wassielawyer wassieloyer

wassieloyer posts on X about crypto, we are, jup, the most the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  23.81% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  9.52% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  5.71% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  5.71% [stocks](/list/stocks)  3.81% [gaming](/list/gaming)  3.81% [exchanges](/list/exchanges)  3.81% [countries](/list/countries)  2.86% [financial services](/list/financial-services)  1.9% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.9%

**Social topic influence**
[crypto](/topic/crypto) #5883, [we are](/topic/we-are) #3389, [jup](/topic/jup) #25, [the most](/topic/the-most) 3.81%, [money](/topic/money) 3.81%, [culture](/topic/culture) 3.81%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 3.81%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.81%, [token](/topic/token) #1083, [ai](/topic/ai) #2708

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@satchelzouki](/creator/undefined) [@hypemankas](/creator/undefined) [@balls_onchain](/creator/undefined) [@hoeflatoor](/creator/undefined) [@masturn8er](/creator/undefined) [@100xcallsx](/creator/undefined) [@chittidinesh](/creator/undefined) [@divotends_](/creator/undefined) [@coinerhermes](/creator/undefined) [@0xsoju](/creator/undefined) [@sbfftx](/creator/undefined) [@patrickdehkordi](/creator/undefined) [@blocknalysist](/creator/undefined) [@alb_1won](/creator/undefined) [@weremeow](/creator/undefined) [@vandkar](/creator/undefined) [@ballsonchain](/creator/undefined) [@stedi2210](/creator/undefined) [@meteoraag](/creator/undefined) [@evgenygaevoy](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Jupiter (JUP)](/topic/$jup) [BlackRock Inc (BLK)](/topic/blackrock) [Flex Ltd. Ordinary Shares (FLEX)](/topic/$flex) [PayPal Holdings Inc (PYPL)](/topic/$pypl) [Kamino (KMNO)](/topic/kamino) [Hyperliquid (HYPE)](/topic/$hype) [Wassies by Wassies (Wassies-by-Wassies)](/topic/wassies)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@A_Leutenegger We are insolvent lets TGE is the craziest fucking thing about this industry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020414066360217656)  2026-02-08T08:27Z 43.6K followers, 23.9K engagements


"@hoeflatoor @LawrenceWongST Yes please stop diluting my CDC vouchers and airdrops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021803509851861378)  2026-02-12T04:28Z 43.6K followers, [---] engagements


"I'm using Claude to instruct Claude Code so Claude Code doesn't think I'm fully retarded. Me after [--] minutes on Claude Code building legal / finops tooling I've been ranting about for years. https://t.co/JxjDPIHbuI Me after [--] minutes on Claude Code building legal / finops tooling I've been ranting about for years. https://t.co/JxjDPIHbuI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021857359711416693)  2026-02-12T08:02Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@ChittiDinesh Good points"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021887613867893063)  2026-02-12T10:02Z 43.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@Iv4n_Ko Special sits people are literally the most aggressive and unhinged people in TradFi tho (am former sits)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021888624200233180)  2026-02-12T10:06Z 43.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@lex_node I mean yes but he also put the hoe in a cage and then pissed all over her with a few buddies and then doing some really weird scat stuff before trying to save her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021920257766769094)  2026-02-12T12:12Z 43.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Uhhh. [--] URANUS = [----] [--] JUP = [----] @kashdhanda da fuck you doing over dere with your fancy Q3 reports"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/1981823847742738924)  2025-10-24T20:43Z 43.4K followers, 48.6K engagements


"@humidifi i thought the site bugged ngl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/1996418931104608727)  2025-12-04T03:18Z 43.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@zachxbt Hold up lmao so his dad manages liquidation of stolen assets from the US govt and this kid steals those stolen assets from his dad And he only got caught bc he just had to flex it to some other anon criminal in a crime dick measuring contest Jesus Christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2015454862977421503)  2026-01-25T16:00Z 43.4K followers, 75K engagements


"IMO a foundation transparency dashboard is sorely lacking. You all don't hate Foundations enough. We literally do NOT need foundations. Foundations have been the N1 way for insiders to cash out their bags this cycle. A large % of the supply allocated to "Foundation" should be a massive red flag for any investor. You all don't hate Foundations enough. We literally do NOT need foundations. Foundations have been the N1 way for insiders to cash out their bags this cycle. A large % of the supply allocated to "Foundation" should be a massive red flag for any investor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018307423463985393)  2026-02-02T12:56Z 43.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Yeah Epstein was a hustler grinding 24/7/365 for years. Hit up not just the A listers but also B and C listers across politics business finance and entertainment. Everyone wanted to be at his parties bc he was the global kingmaker or at least controlled access to the cabal. Bro Epstein discussed literally every topic with every famous person in the world how many emails did he send a day Bro Epstein discussed literally every topic with every famous person in the world how many emails did he send a day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018420834818507123)  2026-02-02T20:26Z 43.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@leolanza BlackRock has also very publicly compared Bitcoin to the tulip bubble and called it a tool for money laundering before going [---]. BlackRock has also now launched an ETH ETF and soon stETH ETF. Take everything they say with a grain of salt lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018422258260480509)  2026-02-02T20:32Z 43.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Me at Cat Lumpur: yo I need to find @bitcnoi anyone seen him Team: no @9yointern: he was working on his slides for Studio Me: *160 IQ idea loading* Me: yo where would one smoke or vape here @9yointern: its Malaysia you can smoke anywhere Me: howtowinfuck.jpg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018768666725339200)  2026-02-03T19:28Z 43.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@hoeflatoor I am equally proficient at the humanities and the sciences for I was holistically educated at the beacon of truth and light founded by dauntless hero Oldham and stewarded by CEO Dr Ong Teck Chin before he was couped by the MOE and am thus a scholar leader and global citizen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018959928992649646)  2026-02-04T08:08Z 43.3K followers, [---] engagements


"What metrics do you want to see lol. The metrics are; Tokens emitted to meow in [----] = [--] Tokens emitted to meow in [----] = [--] Tokens emitted to meow in [----] = [--] Tokens emitted to meow in [----] = [--] Tokens emitted to meow in [----] = [--] Tokens allocated to meow in [----] = 500m Token price in [----] = Thats your [---] plan metrics. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019026482224570750 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019026482224570750"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019026482224570750)  2026-02-04T12:33Z 43.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@therealchaseeb @TommyEgan357 @weremeow @Backpack I like the backpack team and I am friends with some of the execs lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019028041427800449)  2026-02-04T12:39Z 43.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@timthehumanbot @TommyEgan357 @weremeow I'm sure you know better than a 2bn AUM fund that put 35m into the token which had the opportunity to DD the shit out of the team the token and the project. And before you guys spread some fresh FUD no there was no equity sold because we don't do equity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019046952701460756)  2026-02-04T13:54Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"The crypto markets cant hurt me. I was a supporter of Liverpool FC in late 2000s/early 2010s in a class full of United Arsenal and Chelsea fans. If I can watch Voronin and David Ngog up front every weekend and still go to school the next day nothing can hurt me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019119307800920460)  2026-02-04T18:42Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@vandkar David Moyes as United manager got me through some truly tough times inc a toxic relationship and breakup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019124117509943780)  2026-02-04T19:01Z 43.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Uhhh @god yall got an insider trading policy up there or nah. BREAKING: The odds of Jesus Christ returning this year have doubled overnight. 4% chance. https://t.co/fPOVV8aFSA BREAKING: The odds of Jesus Christ returning this year have doubled overnight. 4% chance. https://t.co/fPOVV8aFSA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019200490173788419)  2026-02-05T00:04Z 43.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Didnt need a power broker bc he already had his dad. Capable of procuring his own women bc no need for discretion when already known degenerate. Epstein prob avoided him bc you cant control him unless you are his exclusive crack supplier. How come every VIP was in the Epstein files except Hunter Biden How come every VIP was in the Epstein files except Hunter Biden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019215990253662587)  2026-02-05T01:06Z 43.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@eggpanned Joe Cole was the English messi bro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019218856959717874)  2026-02-05T01:17Z 43.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@TheOtherParker_ @j0nallen @RyanTheGentry Wasnt the whole point of this Bitcoin thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019661921075765295)  2026-02-06T06:38Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"My only hope now resides in the aliens coming to Earth discovering the future of finance and buying my bags. Their civilisation should have no quantum computing technology nor more efficient sources of energy. Ideally they only purchase esoteric coins with infinite size. @arthur0x the industry embraced wall st suits & politicians thinking everyone would market buy their bags. I doubt people will be that naive again. @arthur0x the industry embraced wall st suits & politicians thinking everyone would market buy their bags. I doubt people will be that naive again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019664948436320344)  2026-02-06T06:50Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@OneTrueBuddha You are 100% right re velocity btw and I think of our buyback as a stabilisation mechanism as we roll out more use cases for the currency to address the velocity problem - which is a criticism we are very aware of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019701137935593740)  2026-02-06T09:14Z 43.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@Balls_Onchain @paraficapital I wonder if I'll get fired if I send some bonus balls to their address when we settle the trade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019787254386815359)  2026-02-06T14:56Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Omg they control Fortnite too @Pirat_Nation Hey Official Fortnite here - this was a ruse by a Fortnite player. A few days ago an existing Fortnite account owner changed their username from something totally unrelated to littlestjeff1 following the revelation of littlestjeff1 as a name on YouTube. These Fortnite trackers @Pirat_Nation Hey Official Fortnite here - this was a ruse by a Fortnite player. A few days ago an existing Fortnite account owner changed their username from something totally unrelated to littlestjeff1 following the revelation of littlestjeff1 as a name on YouTube. These"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019854013978796494)  2026-02-06T19:21Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@AutismCapital Imagine being the Fortnite CEO and getting a call from the Mossad. Or likely Bill Gates or one of the Clintons. We are sending you a post now - post it immediately or oooops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019857626612527612)  2026-02-06T19:35Z 43.4K followers, [----] engagements


"If more people sold Bithumb would be forced to market buy half a million Bitcoin bc theres no way they actually had the [------] Bitcoin to airdrop. ZOOMER BITHUMB RECOVERS 99.7% OF [------] BTC MISTAKENLY AIRDROPPED TO CUSTOMERS: BBG ZOOMER BITHUMB RECOVERS 99.7% OF [------] BTC MISTAKENLY AIRDROPPED TO CUSTOMERS: BBG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020040849757991144)  2026-02-07T07:44Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"There are autists I know that would go there for exclusive Pokemon / events. Epstein Island has a Pokmon GO PokStop. https://t.co/4HpgRznFzO Epstein Island has a Pokmon GO PokStop. https://t.co/4HpgRznFzO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020112799498661891)  2026-02-07T12:29Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Hey @xxjzhu do the KKR black magic leverage buyout ting and take private this shit so we can integrate with Jupiter. The ultimate delusion in finance is confusing a bull market for a fundamental truth. When the ticker pumps its "fundamentals." When the ticker dumps its "i told you so" $PYPL back to its listing price after [--] yrs of fintech innovation https://t.co/zLCitQrDw4 The ultimate delusion in finance is confusing a bull market for a fundamental truth. When the ticker pumps its "fundamentals." When the ticker dumps its "i told you so" $PYPL back to its listing price after [--] yrs of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020130133353381890)  2026-02-07T13:38Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@Balls_Onchain @SatchelZouki @swiftie_hp @justthur_ its not a financial decision. A man without balls simply cannot run studio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020146295210414108)  2026-02-07T14:43Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@ImmutableLawyer @axisgroupxyz @grok which part of the market is this when crypto lawyers in Europe start buying racehorses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020147234973573231)  2026-02-07T14:46Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@stedi2210 @Balls_Onchain @SatchelZouki @swiftie_hp @justthur_ @bitcnois call I just irresponsibly shitpost till he yells at me now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020148135964635310)  2026-02-07T14:50Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"TGEs have all become down only because all buyers are exhausted before the TGE itself. The industry has become far smaller and with Echo etc and less formal syndication almost anyone can invest early. If you miss it you can then buy the pre-TGE ICO rounds which are heavily marketed. In other words there isnt a project that is hyped that you dont have the opportunity to buy at least 2x before TGE. IPOs work because they open up a new holder base (retail public equities funds etc) but TGEs no longer open up new holder bases. Arguably exchange listings are meant to open up new holder bases but"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020403024263541081)  2026-02-08T07:43Z 43.5K followers, 17.7K engagements


"@CoinerHermes Internet capital markets without regulations = Internet crime markets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020407962167308517)  2026-02-08T08:02Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"SF bros in Singapore would instantly wilt from the absence of weed and other mind expanding substances and melt in the heat and humidity. The only upside is unlimited access to 5/10 social climbing self hating Singaporean girls that will spread their legs for any white accent. SF should not idolize Singapore. A bunch of the Twitter commentariat having read a sprinkling of Lee Kuan Yew quotes has decided that a city-state halfway around the world should be our model for political economic and social development. SF should not idolize Singapore. A bunch of the Twitter commentariat having read a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020411162702278845)  2026-02-08T08:15Z 43.5K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Tbh overseas educated / returning Sinkie with angmoh accent is auto win in SG dating scene esp with high value degree / job. Asian = upper middle class Hwa Chong / NUS grad girl dont have to exprain to parents why she date white boy instead of Auntie Florences son at KPMG Ang moh accent = signal worldliness plus wealth absolute catnip for self hating Poly / middle class girls hoping to social climb. Overseas = Prince Charming coming to whisk me away from my dreary Singaporean life on a Premium Economy SQ flight to NY/Cali/London. High value degree / job = now can flex to my friends what my"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020425391832473657)  2026-02-08T09:12Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@upndownsyndrome @hoeflatoor Grayce is lower-middle social climber class tbh. You rock up in your SME towkay dads renew CEO BMW and your ah gongs entry level Rolex and shes immediately interested. Ofc she might instantly lose interest when she realise your family gambled the landed away [--] years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020439862089023526)  2026-02-08T10:09Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"This shit would be illegal in TardFi btw. Like people go to jail sort of illegal. @A_Leutenegger We are insolvent lets TGE is the craziest fucking thing about this industry. @A_Leutenegger We are insolvent lets TGE is the craziest fucking thing about this industry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020442312971555054)  2026-02-08T10:19Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Ok I need to find @weremeows Adderall stash so I can lock in on this thing with @0xSoju for the next [--] hours without shitposting. Any OG @JupiterExchange @MeteoraAG folks have a clue Should I just go rummaging in his room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020460414367047805)  2026-02-08T11:31Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@jup_studio fuck you retard intern posted balls twice in a row support other studio projects you fucking scammers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020462318849540541)  2026-02-08T11:38Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I mean the last cycle was literally people plotting to shill trash to normies and dump on them to rotate to the next trash to shill to them again so geeee I wonder why they all hate crypto. its not Coinbases fault normies hate crypto now look deeper and inward too much of the space devolved into serial rugs devoid of any lasting value meaning or culture and many here celebrated the nihilism once we accept that and reject it we can move forward again its not Coinbases fault normies hate crypto now look deeper and inward too much of the space devolved into serial rugs devoid of any lasting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020756510524195119)  2026-02-09T07:07Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@jussy_world gay hope we just airdrop everything asap and bring emissions to zero"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020764627920109886)  2026-02-09T07:40Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@ChittiDinesh WET had growing pains but its also the first ICO multiples above pre sale price in this market. I agree re JUP emissions. I think Titan and Kamino are no win situations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020772398518399004)  2026-02-09T08:10Z 43.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Middle Kingdom. Descendants of the Dragon. Mandate of Heaven. Asians that choose Western culture over their own are simply too weak to shoulder the weight of history and the expectations of destiny. (Emperor Xi pls give social credit score) It's really interesting to me how only Westernized Asians are woke. Asians from Asia are the most based people you will ever meet. Their politics could even make an Eastern European blush. It's really interesting to me how only Westernized Asians are woke. Asians from Asia are the most based people you will ever meet. Their politics could even make an"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020775035968082315)  2026-02-09T08:21Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@0xSoju @BedrockFndn fuck you I wrote [----] word essay last night I deserve some adhd shitposting. Checking your msgs now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020776580008829032)  2026-02-09T08:27Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@pricelessonjup oh wow tis cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020799008776540618)  2026-02-09T09:56Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Actually @KaitoAI should pivot to data provisioning for CCP social credit score. Who lives who dies and who serves in the Silicon mines when the Middle Kingdom reclaims its rightful place as the global superpower. Middle Kingdom. Descendants of the Dragon. Mandate of Heaven. Asians that choose Western culture over their own are simply too weak to shoulder the weight of history and the expectations of destiny. (Emperor Xi pls give social credit score) Middle Kingdom. Descendants of the Dragon. Mandate of Heaven. Asians that choose Western culture over their own are simply too weak to shoulder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020802029489127436)  2026-02-09T10:08Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Tbh its actually quite obvious. Kyle staked a ton of his professional and social capital on @FWDind to make it happen. Even if he could legally continue to participate at @multicoin there is no way he could socially continue in both roles if Multicoin were to pivot to HYPE. I think my suspicions re: things going (badly) sour at Multicoin may be correct. There is a clear disconnect between what the firm is doing and @KyleSamani's views. It feels extreme As and example the firm is bullish and buying $HYPE and Kyle hates it. Etc etc. Also whilst https://t.co/XF66EHlUyF I think my suspicions re:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020804928399392957)  2026-02-09T10:20Z 43.5K followers, 18K engagements


"@EvgenyGaevoy @mert Chapter [--] motherfucker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020837825219121346)  2026-02-09T12:30Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"makes a fuck ton of sense and teams should start doing this with token allocations. tokens to the company balance sheet - not to team members who indiscriminately sell. this should be the default ive been advocating for this for years omg. In the Backpack tokenomics we have one guiding principle. - Insiders "dumping on retail" should be impossible: no founder executive employee or venture investor should receive wealth from the token until the product hits escape velocity. Of course it begs the question what In the Backpack tokenomics we have one guiding principle. - Insiders "dumping on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020873258711531820)  2026-02-09T14:51Z 43.5K followers, 17K engagements


"Its a literal no-win scenario and the only reason Jupiter is even doing this is because the founders (which have sold literally zero tokens) announced this idea [--] years ago in a bull market and have the courage to follow through. And the idiots will call them scammers anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020925489347690764)  2026-02-09T18:19Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@2021Ufo And half the community screamed at Jeff for not doing an imaginary season [--] then called him a scammer when team unlocks happened and he didn't announce an imaginary relock / burn. But Hyperliquid is great - I own like half a mil of it (and a lot of KNTQ)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020930308380688582)  2026-02-09T18:38Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@2021Ufo Correct. Jupiter killed it on the first airdrop but were retardedly optimistic enough to do a second one. You never do the second damn airdrop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020931510841507980)  2026-02-09T18:43Z 43.5K followers, [--] engagements


"The first airdrops rewards and creates the early believers. Number go up everyone is rich. They feel grateful. Promise of the second airdrop lures in the tourists who want to be rich. If you actually do the second airdrop the tourists immediately dump on the early believers to find the next protocol to farm. Now early believers poor. They start losing faith. Now imagine you do a third airdrop. Stop bro they're already dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020932164116938786)  2026-02-09T18:45Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@airtightfish I might be a lil salty because I work for a certain project that has no equity but we just get yelled at all the time for rugging our token with imaginary equity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020960444543107270)  2026-02-09T20:38Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@Degen_Jordan Tbh SHFL had a proper degenerate airdrop mechanism only the devil himself could come up with where they use your gambling addiction against you. Think @0xlaiyuen had sth to do with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021141264117412129)  2026-02-10T08:36Z 43.5K followers, [--] engagements


"I find the concept of having to stake tokens to create tokens or other mechanisms to increase the cost of creating a token very interesting. Its a way for a founder to demonstrate conviction in his own token instead of creating zero cost basis tokens he can just dump. crypto people should spend less time in fighting and more time figuring out 1) how becoming tradfi plumbing will accrue value to tokens 2) how to make the cost of creating a token non zero 3) how to get markets to stop perceiving a token discount 4) how to actually build good crypto people should spend less time in fighting and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021176823292342469)  2026-02-10T10:58Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@mic_on_studio @umikathryn sorry thats the budget we have set aside for the Japanese Black cow that will become siong's Wagyu lunch to be air-flown in by express private jet to his superyacht before he is done bathing in the tears of poor people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021181365203468403)  2026-02-10T11:16Z 43.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@lex_node @proteanx_ @zhusu @SBF_FTX is this a. flywheel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021310470800421253)  2026-02-10T19:49Z 43.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@hedgedhog7 @cptn3mox Thanks for financial advice buying more Wassies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2014387019129225638)  2026-01-22T17:17Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"AI Gary Gensler whos building this. can't believe we got AI securities chatrooms before GTA VI can't believe we got AI securities chatrooms before GTA VI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2017503093253148902)  2026-01-31T07:39Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Never seen a deal like this in my years of being in crypto. @paraficapital underwriting such a massive investment into $JUP at spot price with a lockup is a massive vote of confidence from one of the most sophisticated investors in the space. BREAKING: Jupiter secures a $35M strategic investment into $JUP from ParaFi Capital to accelerate onchain financial infrastructure. This deal - which will be settled entirely in $JupUSD - was closed at spot price with ParaFi committing to an extended token lockup. https://t.co/7moUP2nQjK BREAKING: Jupiter secures a $35M strategic investment into $JUP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018193221843927054)  2026-02-02T05:22Z 43.5K followers, 38.9K engagements


"Theres a silent sophisticated investor consolidation into certain altcoins. Obviously the large public one is ParaFi putting insane size into JUP but Im also seeing in private market some big name investors and funds putting size / doubling down into high conviction bets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019719889951523179)  2026-02-06T10:28Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"This is a very good criticism of my talk at Cat Lumpur which I think should be engaged with. JUP as currency is the ideal end state but this does not work if there isnt an economy which accepts and circulates JUP. If you think of Jupiter as a nation it presently accepts USD as its medium of exchange and then uses part of that USD to purchase JUP. Ideally you would want JUP to be accepted as a medium of exchange with USD being primarily used for foreign goods / services. I actually think this was what meow originally intended with the DAO and Work Groups effectively functioning as a local"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019722695727083905)  2026-02-06T10:39Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"The Chinese know: - your procurer of women should not also do your taxes - business with the mamasan begins and ends in the KTV - you own your consigliere he doesnt own you - the only children you groom is your heir - the only exploitation of children should be child labour As someone who has a handful of Chinese billionaires friends. This Epstein case really reminded me how different the west/east culture are. Bill Gates try to avoid paying his mistress Epstein instead of paying for sex kidnaps & carrot women with a pseudo career. Also go As someone who has a handful of Chinese billionaires"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020754648970490303)  2026-02-09T07:00Z 43.5K followers, 115.1K engagements


"Doing an airdrop is one of the most -EV decisions these days. Its ironic but free money makes everyone angry. Existing holders hate it. Airdrop recipients ask why not more. No buyer wants to step in front of the freight train and then you get clowned for token price down. what a day. my intention was to make sure that people have some answers on what to expect and what the timeline is to be after being bombarded by everyone on x. again the speculation is getting out of control. please wait for an official statement. back to shipping. what a day. my intention was to make sure that people have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020924111657259473)  2026-02-09T18:13Z 43.5K followers, 24.8K engagements


"Actually - is there any successful protocol that did a second significant airdrop (50% the size of the first) and did not get raped @notsoupguy Even HYPE didn't do a season [--] because they aren't as optimistically retarded. Here we are talking about doing a season [--]. @notsoupguy Even HYPE didn't do a season [--] because they aren't as optimistically retarded. Here we are talking about doing a season 3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020937234711711912)  2026-02-09T19:05Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"You literally can never win. At this point just don't build in crypto imo. "We are for the community we have no insider dumping on retail" How does will the IPO work with the token "Here are some points + tokens for the NFT" Why do I want to own a token that the team/ investors don't "We are for the community we have no insider dumping on retail" How does will the IPO work with the token "Here are some points + tokens for the NFT" Why do I want to own a token that the team/ investors don't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020958327954632875)  2026-02-09T20:29Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Congrats @eleesatt on the new role. Only one way to address me from now on thankyouverymuch https://t.co/bfiQ7zvkTd Only one way to address me from now on thankyouverymuch https://t.co/bfiQ7zvkTd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021244475977167196)  2026-02-10T15:26Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@0xSoju @BedrockFndn @MeteoraAG @solana lets build the future of france together bro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021291985265623239)  2026-02-10T18:35Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@zhusu its been a while sir @SBF_FTX - this fucking guy lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021301069624840540)  2026-02-10T19:11Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Its actually fairly retarded to Texas hedge yourself by buying tokens of a protocol you would then receive more tokens of later. Like the smart thing for me to do would be to all-in Hyperliquid as some sort of hedge. Alas I am financially retarded and am all about that 'all-in' energy. The company actually operates in an incredibly decentralized manner as many high agency business units until probably [--] weeks ago. So yes people post what they want if you actually want the company position listen to the handsome Indian man or the official Jupiter account. I thought the most interesting thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021317867585798396)  2026-02-10T20:18Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@PatrickDehkordi This has been answered like a hundred times and the answer is no. Study how protocols are structured"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021321530073022599)  2026-02-10T20:33Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@PatrickDehkordi Yes Uniswap has this brilliant skem where the LabsCo charges a front-end fee and its used to pay the equity holders. We do not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021323031331864957)  2026-02-10T20:38Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@cryptocatsansa [--] more years hopefully JUP $5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021326017294700962)  2026-02-10T20:50Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@MasturN8er The on-chain info is pretty easy to find given the Jupiter treasury wallets are all public. I can't share the lock-up because of confidentiality provisions. Italo moving to become CTO is part of a wider organisational overhaul to grow up as an organisation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021327915250807242)  2026-02-10T20:58Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@ruijinen_ Philosophy therapy strategy and diplomacy is genuinely not far from the truth lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021411062957080642)  2026-02-11T02:28Z 43.5K followers, [---] engagements


"The issue with using NAV as a determinant for value and thus buybacks is its impossible to determine an early stage companys NAV which is exactly what MetaDAO services. Say a company raises 2m and spends 200k on dev cost (salaries marketing servers etc) is its NAV 2m 1.8m or more than 2m Presumably an investor has to take the view that its NAV will be 2m or more if not why invest Now extrapolate it to the end of [--] months is its NAV zero (because it has no cash) or 2m or more Thats normally when a private company would seek price discovery on its value but the ongoing price discovery which"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021459417091437047)  2026-02-11T05:40Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"illiquidity is a form of insolvency but bankruptcy is a court process. The big question is whether FTX was cash flow insolvent (ez fix by getting short-term liquidity in and not going to bankruptcy) or balance sheet insolvent (bankruptcy normally necessary). Imo there will always be argument over this because with the benefit of hindsight FTX was not balance sheet insolvent (i.e. if we value Anthropic Mysten Robinhood at todays prices) but only @SBF_FTX and his advisors know if there was an actual real bid or real financing that could be had against those assets when they had their cash"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021321120620872192)  2026-02-10T20:31Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"You can hedge this with derivatives betting on the attendance of a basket of major churches on [--] January [----]. My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of the chance of the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5% exceeds 5% exceeds 5% i lose my house My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of the chance of the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5% exceeds 5% exceeds 5% i lose my house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021336503050465337)  2026-02-10T21:32Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"You know we haven't reached mainstream penetration on crypto yet because we haven't seen a giga pump from people securitizing baskets of shitcoins and selling them to the Ontario Teachers Pension Fund before re-securitising and borrowing against the dregs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021340432991649857)  2026-02-10T21:48Z 43.5K followers, [----] engagements


"5/ Here is a chart that illustrates how it works between the entities. MVMT Labs sources the contracts and negotiates commercial terms (loan size depth interest alignment etc). Foundation sense checks the agreement and makes sure its 'legally' acceptable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1918180637393207438)  2025-05-02T05:47Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"12/ Next - the loan amount was huge. [---] bps is a massive amount allocated to market making much less to one party. Note that this is a commercial term which is a part of tokenomics design an area within the control of the Labs team. Its weird but I'm just a lawyer and as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1918180653415407701)  2025-05-02T05:48Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"13/ you can see we raised it to the Labs team. I wish this internal email which was provided to Coindesk was more prominently featured. This was not the only term we found weird. The compensation terms was pretty off-market. Why MM Agreements are generally structured"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1918180656380887071)  2025-05-02T05:48Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"18/ This agreement came across to me as a very poorly worded discretionary MM deal. 50% of proceeds for liquidations over 5bn FDV and 0% at 5bn That's pretty retarded so the MM is incentivized to sell literally no tokens until 5bn Theres a few more terrible clauses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1918180668506554868)  2025-05-02T05:48Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"52/ Also - literally no amount of legal documentation protection is helpful if someone wants to straight up do crime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1918194855651725423)  2025-05-02T06:44Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Going to address this once and for all. Jupiter is fully committed to Studio and is backing it with all of our resources networks and infrastructure. The cat is not dead. Meow and I are in fact cooking. Thank you for your attention to this matter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966887546224603173)  2025-09-13T15:31Z 43.6K followers, 362.8K engagements


"Here's another long essay about @jup_studio with learnings from our offsite last week. Ok no. Enough of that. Will just prioritize the substance over the fluff in a short-ish post. Better communication was one of the main takeaways from our offsite and I'm going to give that a go. The Product. Studio will build towards [--] verticals - memecoin / community launches custom launches (for brands etc) and permissioned capital formation via DTF. The launchpad product as is will be made more memecoin and trader friendly both from UI/UX perspective and also from a fees perspective. The Strategy. We"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1977451572067217896)  2025-10-12T19:09Z 43.6K followers, 249.7K engagements


"Heres the hard pill to swallow. If your entire thesis is that TardFi regulations and adoption will give you DeFi summer again on alts again youre delusional. Blackrock and JPM arent here to transact on or pump your DeFi / Infra bags. They will rebuild SWIFT on blockchain rails and create a closed network of participants once more. I dont know if youve realised but institutions adopting blockchain are defending their financial monopoly against a threat rather than going awww the people are right we should really be transacting on transparent and immutable rails to embrace fair and open"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2017858975400906949)  2026-02-01T07:14Z 43.6K followers, 106.3K engagements


"Tbh this is just a way to bet on whether the Backpack founders have learned the dark arts from @SBF_FTX and the extent to which they are willing and capable of deploying such dark arts. It appears the market generally prices them as good actors. Either this is massively wrong or I dont know ball https://t.co/yA2vte4ps6 Either this is massively wrong or I dont know ball https://t.co/yA2vte4ps6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2018423615667192074)  2026-02-02T20:37Z 43.6K followers, 22.4K engagements


"I no longer run Jupiter's launch vertical (and have not been for some time) which has been taken over by the very capable @bitcnoi and supported by @SatchelZouki as announced at CL. Some thoughts though - because the post below does nail a number of things. Studio was originally conceived as a platform for creators to launch low-stakes coins. The idea is that launching a coin shouldn't be difficult or high-touch. Specifically that every coin regardless of market cap is equally valid as long as there is a community behind it. Where I think we made some missteps was not realizing that we were"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2019820168873144378)  2026-02-06T17:07Z 43.6K followers, 90.8K engagements


"Potentially the solution is creation of a S&P [---] style basket of crypto tokens that take say the top [--] or top [--] tokens by market cap that periodically rebalances. This vehicle would need to be listed and invested in by allocators that want digital asset industry exposure. The existence of higher liquidity could then drive picking winners prior to their inclusion in such index. TGEs have all become down only because all buyers are exhausted before the TGE itself. The industry has become far smaller and with Echo etc and less formal syndication almost anyone can invest early. If you miss it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2020407323806597456)  2026-02-08T08:00Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@EvgenyGaevoy Assessment question: Bob is a [--] year old wageslave who invests $1000 a month into cryptocurrencies in the hopes of one day escaping the permanent underclass. With $100000 dollars and all of Wintermute's resouces at your disposal how do you make Bob kill himself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021190024230773042)  2026-02-10T11:50Z 43.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Shitposting aside some real talk. When I joined Jupiter - I bought about [---] million tokens. Like open market buy with my own money spending about USD 700k which is a not insubstantial portion of my networth. So when price down I feel it too. I think to date I'm down about USD 500k. Been asked why esp since I would receive JUP as part of my comp package (literally zero vested so far and none vesting in the near term). Well the short answer is mainly that I'm retarded. But the longer answer is that if I am not willing to buy the token of the project I'm about to spend significant amounts of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021300826262863998)  2026-02-10T19:10Z 43.6K followers, 42.1K engagements


"@kashdhanda The question Kash is will JUP rally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021590438260428909)  2026-02-11T14:21Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Me after [--] minutes on Claude Code building legal / finops tooling I've been ranting about for years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021773826233917888)  2026-02-12T02:30Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I just heard of a crypto lawyer that borrowed money from a client ghosted for [--] months got fired from the company then asked for a 'settlement' and threatened to report the client for breaking the law (which the lawyer advised on) lmfao what the fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021807864613154960)  2026-02-12T04:45Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@DeFiKev How much you wanna bet and on what terms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021925095577690295)  2026-02-12T12:31Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The crazy thing with Claude Code / AI assistants is that you can build things which in [----] you would have spent [--] months building after raising 1.5m at 15m valuation. in a single afternoon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2021965199390167491)  2026-02-12T15:10Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Honestly if I weren't married with a wife and kids I'd probably just lock myself in a room for a year or two and just abuse the fuck out of AI coding. Seems like the easiest way to get hilariously rich until the rest of the world catches up or AI takes over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2022025631480058166)  2026-02-12T19:10Z 43.6K followers, 37.2K engagements


"A question I frequently have now is how doomer I should be about AI with the people I love. Is like you see a meteor approaching but they still dont yet - should you just let them be happy while it lasts Like you arent even sure you can survive @wassielawyer ser why not lock in room with wife and kids and [--] mac minis With AI coding ze minis will run hot enough that we can cook code and food. We are Asian this is the Asian way @wassielawyer ser why not lock in room with wife and kids and [--] mac minis With AI coding ze minis will run hot enough that we can cook code and food. We are Asian this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2022217265173967030)  2026-02-13T07:52Z 43.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Founders obsession with raise amounts at stupid valuations is just irresponsible ego maxing. I raised about 1.5m for @gvrn_ai @ about 10m in early [----] from frens and close VCs only. No road show no announcements. I exited them all out (Im still in) at 1.5x in June [----] bc I wanted to do some non profit work and I didnt think they should underwrite that. I was offered a 50m round and a 100m round in [----]. Turned down bc I didnt think I wanted to sell what I considered a public good and didnt realistically think I could grind out a 500m M&A outcome anyway with me and my cofounder having"  
[X Link](https://x.com/wassielawyer/status/2022239800376582214)  2026-02-13T09:21Z 43.6K followers, 12.2K engagements

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