# ![@tristandross Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::76718852.png) @tristandross Stan's Account

Stan's Account posts on X about london, ai, money, israel the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::76718852/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::76718852/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::76718852/followers)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [finance](/list/finance)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [premier league](/list/premier-league)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [us election](/list/us-election) 

**Social topic influence**
[london](/topic/london), [ai](/topic/ai) #1620, [money](/topic/money), [israel](/topic/israel), [premier league](/topic/premier-league), [if you](/topic/if-you), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [in the](/topic/in-the), [manchester united](/topic/manchester-united), [debt](/topic/debt)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@Al_Joe_K the timeline where he gave up the villa job and train hopped north in search of a better life. i want to believe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2022801725669724230)  2026-02-14T22:34Z 31.5K followers, [---] engagements


"amazing illustration of 'never corbyn' brain worms that 'giving children greater access to cycle to school safely' immediately gets garbled into 'labour are going to force me to send my child to school on a bike all alone in the dark for terrorists to hunt for fun'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1201208814101504005)  2019-12-01T18:37Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"haven't got a pension don't own property biggest asset is probably a laptop which i can never sell on because i once dropped a pot noodle over the keyboard so not arsed about all this coronavirus 'crashing the markets' stuff tbh. bring it on i say. the great leveller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1235198307745619968)  2020-03-04T13:40Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@AllyFogg agatha christie still bangs imo get him onto those"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1240996986553282562)  2020-03-20T13:41Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"tfw you forget you were supposed to be writing a cutesy reply to 9-year-old because your brain worms obsessions take over mid tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1266399375347068929)  2020-05-29T16:01Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"totally headspinning that the wealthy are being handed savings in the tens of thousands to acquire more property while renters are being given an NUS-card style discount on selected restaurants for a month so the govt's plan for young people is to pay companies to give them temporary part-time minimum wage work while simultaneously giving those with enough capital to afford a 500k home a tax break lol. two ways of keeping the rental market afloat i guess https://t.co/y05uTQcAUz so the govt's plan for young people is to pay companies to give them temporary part-time minimum wage work while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1280846978553982976)  2020-07-08T12:51Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@RobynVinter quite mad looking in the replies to sunak and seeing people going "nothing for people looking to expand their portfolios then mr sunak" like oliver twist holding out his bowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1280848288577617925)  2020-07-08T12:56Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"i wrote something personal about the mental weight of prolonged joblessness; feeling shame as an individual who has failed to adequately change your circumstances or else feeling consigned to them as a powerless subject of capitalism - merry christmas https://stancross.substack.com/p/think-yourself-employed https://stancross.substack.com/p/think-yourself-employed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1342070226473656320)  2020-12-24T11:30Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@RobynVinter @edjeff @hansmollman i guess one thing i do think is this prevailing idea of audiences as being unable to stomach more than one type of tonality as if lots of the people who love parks + rec ted lasso schitts creek the good place etc aren't also still bingeing peep show when the mood takes them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1445749881650380804)  2021-10-06T13:56Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@RobynVinter https://x.com/BrewDogJames/status/1559818762345500672 We are opening the biggest bar in the UK tomorrow with a capacity of [----] Here is my little behind the scenes tour of the amazing @BrewdogWaterloo https://t.co/wyQg8lbRdP https://x.com/BrewDogJames/status/1559818762345500672 We are opening the biggest bar in the UK tomorrow with a capacity of [----] Here is my little behind the scenes tour of the amazing @BrewdogWaterloo https://t.co/wyQg8lbRdP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1583784028595195905)  2022-10-22T11:35Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"i'm a yimby and i believe the only way to resolve the housing crisis is to grant the market - which has so far proved such an amazing corrective against asset value inflation - access to any and all public space"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1953045020014952607)  2025-08-06T10:46Z 31.5K followers, 16.1K engagements


"maybe one of the most obvious op-riddled movements in recent times. a campaign spearheaded by barratt redrow to 'help renters' lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1953045336471068877)  2025-08-06T10:47Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Sparkling whip-smart debut effortlessly navigates the inhabitants of Perfidious Albion on a voyage through Post-Brexit choppy waters to the pre-digital foreshores of a land before selfie sticksThe Quietus Victoria Beckhams son Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single Optics which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart. https://t.co/9Cqppvj9WZ Victoria Beckhams son Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single Optics which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart. https://t.co/9Cqppvj9WZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2015754626557952101)  2026-01-26T11:52Z 31.4K followers, 18.6K engagements


"enjoying the backlash to this. 'clubbing on a sunday night why isn't he inside duct taping his mouth expanding his linkedin listening to self help audiobooks at 3x speed and optimising his polyphasic sleep cycle for a 7% productivity boost at work like a NORMAL person' 🚨 WATCH: Zack Polanski parties in a London gay bar with supporters https://t.co/Yg6RfoPPHM 🚨 WATCH: Zack Polanski parties in a London gay bar with supporters https://t.co/Yg6RfoPPHM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2015764846180978960)  2026-01-26T12:32Z 31.4K followers, 78.1K engagements


"walking around bath and wanting the neo palladian buildings the georgian houses the roman baths all of it to be flattened and turned into an expanse of concrete motorways connecting petrol stations so i can live out my fantasy of driving to walmart to pay [------] for insulin Make it known you dont want [--] minute cities. Or deal with the consequences of more car fines & an very smaller on camera life. Make it known you dont want [--] minute cities. Or deal with the consequences of more car fines & an very smaller on camera life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2016105822976106672)  2026-01-27T11:07Z 31.4K followers, 120.5K engagements


"@alelliott88 @ReallyNiceDerek This is Stan's (@tristandross) family. Sadly he passed away Wednesday January 28th. He is survived by a note he scrawled on the walls of his flat: "at last i have felt the touch of the sublime""  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2016802491795403111)  2026-01-29T09:15Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"wonder how much they paid darren aronofsky to type "america civil war historical drama soft warm lighting anamorphic lens cinematic netflix grading epic" into a text field America wasnt born in a moment. Before it was a nation it was an ideaand in [----] nothing about it was inevitable. On This Day1776 is a new TIME Studios series executive produced by @DarrenAronofsky that tells the story of the year that shaped a nation. Released in short https://t.co/8L45C20WxD America wasnt born in a moment. Before it was a nation it was an ideaand in [----] nothing about it was inevitable. On This Day1776 is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2017184019759194437)  2026-01-30T10:32Z 31.4K followers, 46.1K engagements


"wales consistently punches above its weight in producing premier league backup goalkeepers capable of moments of real calamity whenever called upon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2017626185681740139)  2026-01-31T15:49Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"in the 80s 90s 00s 10s and 20s peter mandelson went mad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018290312217575537)  2026-02-02T11:48Z 31.5K followers, 26.2K engagements


"the only working class jobs are i) former apprentice contestant ii) academic who only remains in academia to buttress their far more lucrative main gig iii) complaining about the blue haired wokes on university campuses in aristrocrat-owned media and iiii) hedge fund"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018293177380155640)  2026-02-02T11:59Z 31.5K followers, 23.4K engagements


"understand andrea berta is in advanced talks with jacomo over a potential shipment of bootcuts. insiders believe new additions could form an 'ideal partnership' with striker viktor gyokeres"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018299303161164247)  2026-02-02T12:23Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@Frankpembleton6 @MartinPerring me in 2060: but he came back from it man. he came back from it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018341390342598818)  2026-02-02T15:11Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@keewa also. actively encourage them to do so funnelling them towards it via the education system from the age of like 3/4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018640127510376585)  2026-02-03T10:58Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ @NoEducationTax lol. i think education should be universalised and free at the point of use. i believe private education is a positional good and reject it as such. we should reduce how much advantage money can buy not formalise it through debt. hope this helps https://www.huckmag.com/article/pay-to-win-the-great-injustice-of-private-education https://www.huckmag.com/article/pay-to-win-the-great-injustice-of-private-education"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018686431485448460)  2026-02-03T14:02Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"in suggesting student loans should be less exploitative i have incurred the wrath of campaigners for tax exemptions on private schools lol. good website @tristandross So interest on student loans (essentially a graduate tax on education/educational choice) = BAD 😞. But applying VAT directly to education/educational choice = ALL GOOD 👍🏻 🤔 @tristandross So interest on student loans (essentially a graduate tax on education/educational choice) = BAD 😞. But applying VAT directly to education/educational choice = ALL GOOD 👍🏻 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018689432245711016)  2026-02-03T14:14Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ @NoEducationTax i appreciate that i am asking you to grapple with a worldview completely different from your own but yes i don't think we should live in a society where we can exert financial dominion over others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018689933536301078)  2026-02-03T14:16Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ do you think university should be free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018727136547496413)  2026-02-03T16:43Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ free at the point of use would be a better way of putting it but yes funded by the state"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018728267910455398)  2026-02-03T16:48Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ lol. so i'm arguing with chatgpt. ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018759692999151811)  2026-02-03T18:53Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ more inequitable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018763681593483390)  2026-02-03T19:09Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@vickygrayson_ now i could also login to chatgpt and have this argument with the machine directly but i don't want to waste any more of my day. i am not going to convince you of my position and vice versa. have a good one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2018763903996411911)  2026-02-03T19:09Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


""please send ambulance. can't move. chest pains. becoming. unggggh. unbearable. i'm in. the secret foam party room. go through the seinfeld door. then down the quidditch slide. then activate the ball pit. by setting a high score on. arghhhh. bop it" Justin Flom shows off his insane house 🤯 https://t.co/R2Zj5VHyij Justin Flom shows off his insane house 🤯 https://t.co/R2Zj5VHyij"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2019019817823420562)  2026-02-04T12:06Z 31.5K followers, 752.4K engagements


"@tdwoodhead the muffled screams emanating from the ball pit dungeon below"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2019030082866815174)  2026-02-04T12:47Z 31.5K followers, 11.4K engagements


"@David_Rudnick This is the best place to see what's happening in your world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2019330643281473938)  2026-02-05T08:41Z 31.5K followers, [---] engagements


"mandelson personally barred labour candidates who didn't sufficiently oppose or try to sabotage the party during the corbyn era meaning starmer's party is now comprised of MPs approved by a man caught insider trading uk government policy with his billionaire paedophile best pal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2019387476968702385)  2026-02-05T12:27Z 31.5K followers, 17.4K engagements


"can't believe they're letting david walliams make more little britain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2020143314578571765)  2026-02-07T14:31Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"good time to buy the dip. he's gonna do a 'best of enemies' podcast with dominic cummings and become a darling of the radio [--] hay festival richard osman panel show circuit within the next [--] months 🚨 IN FULL: Morgan McSweeneys resignation statement After careful reflection I have decided to resign from the government. The decision to appoint Peter Mandelson was wrong. He has damaged our party our country and trust in politics itself. When asked I advised the 🚨 IN FULL: Morgan McSweeneys resignation statement After careful reflection I have decided to resign from the government. The decision"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2020510286738780551)  2026-02-08T14:49Z 31.5K followers, 63.4K engagements


"at least everyone's given up trying to describe him as forensic now that his political career hangs on accepting the line "i hired peter mandelson despite his connection to the world's most famous paedophile because i was told it was nothing to worry about by peter mandelson" Daily Mail - Starmer is a "decent man" Guardian - "decent PM" LBC - "fundamentally a decent man" The Times - "perfectly decent man" Keir Starmer is a disgrace. He is complicit in genocide. Nobody who sees Palestinians as human beings could ever conclude he is "decent". https://t.co/vLpbExdmgh Daily Mail - Starmer is a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2020929980335800736)  2026-02-09T18:37Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"hej mit navn er thomas frank velkommen til jackass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2021339222779871743)  2026-02-10T21:43Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"he may be a serial liar who wilfully deceived the public in order to gain office and pursue a blairite policy agenda no one voted for accepted untold freebies from lobbyists and surrounded himself with mendacious paedophile adjacent scumbags but starmer is a jolly decent chap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2020105704833433687)  2026-02-07T12:01Z 31.5K followers, 18.2K engagements


"commenting "ai slop" under all of my friends' instagram posts of themselves surrounded by their loving families"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2020453853485781494)  2026-02-08T11:05Z 31.5K followers, 99.9K engagements


"@mcandidate bond finally getting on top of the ptsd from all the extrajudicial killing on the thomas skinner mental health walk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2022652521559527759)  2026-02-14T12:41Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"join me as i travel the breadth of the country eating at the nation's favourite curryhouses searching high and vindalow for the most esoteric signed celebrity photo in britain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022739120305639558)  2026-02-14T18:26Z 31.5K followers, 18K engagements


"my hairdresser told me that people have started coming in with ai generated pictures of themselves with hairstyles they want and can't parse being told they're impossible (say if their hairline doesn't match or if they're balding) because they're so taken by their ai image"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022977492357701662)  2026-02-15T10:13Z 31.5K followers, 96K engagements


"@BoneWarper @IAm_Not_APerson hairdresser i was talking to said people used to be a lot more accepting if they had to be told a celebrity reference wasn't achievable but now they're just insisting like "you're wrong it does and will suit me because look at this nano banana result""  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2023101863772721363)  2026-02-15T18:27Z 31.5K followers, [---] engagements


"if ai does render almost the entire workforce obsolete within a few years as its biggest cheerleaders keep insisting how is anyone going to pay for their chatgpt subscription"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022430616214736926)  2026-02-13T22:00Z 31.5K followers, 45K engagements


"make sure you catch wong kar-wei's 'in the mood for love' while it's still screening five times a day at the prince charles for the next [---] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022657561640738978)  2026-02-14T13:01Z 31.5K followers, 147.9K engagements


"@jimmy__mcintosh i can vividly picture him in my mind's eye vigorously shaking hands with the proprietor of at least a couple of the brick lane spots invariably next to frames featuring a more enthusiastic chris tarrant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2022801263591604462)  2026-02-14T22:32Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@bluenilehatsfan was anticipating the standard genre narrative twist where the protagonist becomes a hypocrite and/or resigns themselves to becoming a head-over-heart right winger but no despite being fucked over throughout they remain true to their ideals. lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2023328073698210241)  2026-02-16T09:26Z 31.5K followers, [---] engagements


"not to dig at the poor HR person on the end of this social media account but this a truly despicable policy - holding customers' lost property ransom and taking a percentage of cash recovered from lost wallets - from a truly godawful cowboy train service"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1040278342002454528)  2018-09-13T16:37Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"very excited to be fulfilling an extremely basic lifelong dream of visiting new york this saturday. as such i am seeking a) suggestions for what to do and b) sponsored partnership opportunities for massive brands to cover the outlay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1060182919011020801)  2018-11-07T14:51Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@AlexFinnis we're staying in 'willy burg' so i will be taking advantage accordingly and also alternating between calling it that or 'billy b'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1060192655227961344)  2018-11-07T15:30Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"me ordering a 'punk ipa'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1099007029929218048)  2019-02-22T18:04Z 31.6K followers, [----] engagements


"anyone got any recommendations for uk short break holidays that encompass the following: pubs bit of breathtaking nature bit of nice food (not essential as not for me) enough stuff to do without a car massive laughs bigger vibes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1103387484728291330)  2019-03-06T20:10Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@HKesvani "you selfish indolent cowards - don't you know that people should support one another in furthering the cause of telling the world that we actually shouldn't support one another at all""  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1107739564934922240)  2019-03-18T20:24Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"companies could make this process (and their admin teams' jobs) easier ofc but it's not in their interests. they are absolved of blame because you are frustrated at this individual but if the individual truly was to blame these companies wouldn't insist you go through them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1118088633393864704)  2019-04-16T09:47Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"anyone remember the show 'don't try this at home' and the segment 'face your phobia' - and a harrowing ep where they force a member of the public who was terrified of bananas/oranges to stand in a perspex box full of them freaking out for [--] mins - or has my memory invented this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1121413708297723905)  2019-04-25T14:00Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"fair play this 'workwear' trend just might take off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1194292226790219776)  2019-11-12T16:33Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"fair play i'm not jo swinson's biggest fan but thought she gave a great account of herself here. can see this sort of stuff really connecting with people This is a disgraceful response from @JoSwinson. Not for the 1st time in this general election she confirms she's ready to press the nuclear button. Not even a moment's hesitation about the prospect of killing millions of people. We need better than this #ITVDebate #VoteOutNukes https://t.co/W84cuLTuoy This is a disgraceful response from @JoSwinson. Not for the 1st time in this general election she confirms she's ready to press the nuclear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1197081943181086721)  2019-11-20T09:19Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"the combination of the basis of something i wanted to write these last [--] weeks but couldn't find time to and frankly disgusting sentimentality because i'm exhausted you're all legends and we made it to today✊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1205075829560152064)  2019-12-12T10:44Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"best bit about this video is the rope. instead of doing a normal conga which involves direct contact with two people they've implemented a means by which you can have indirect contact with about 50"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1259042011430207488)  2020-05-09T08:46Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"radiohead politicised. bloc party politicised"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1273997728125784064)  2020-06-19T15:15Z 31.6K followers, [---] engagements


"remember my friend saying he saw craig bellamy drinking on his own at the gwdihw bar looking content as anything the night cardiff finally went up. king shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1284258553159614464)  2020-07-17T22:47Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"opening a can of san miguel ahead of another big pandemic weekend in vibe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1286665641592786948)  2020-07-24T14:12Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"really spun out to learn that corbyn starmer sunak farage and boris johnson are all around the same height (5 ft 7/8). a nation in thrall to the short king"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1288092874844909568)  2020-07-28T12:44Z 31.6K followers, [---] engagements


"here are some of the thoughts on a prospective Workers Owned Media Company very interested in other ideas https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_LAd8mRB2lO211rc7Q9C90LdE-S6AlnCSmfShJ_PULk/editusp=sharing https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_LAd8mRB2lO211rc7Q9C90LdE-S6AlnCSmfShJ_PULk/editusp=sharing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1296809608510689280)  2020-08-21T14:01Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@RobynVinter immense work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1299019479867895809)  2020-08-27T16:22Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"recently sloughed off whatever immature idea of 'maturity' it was that had decided i'd 'grown out of' radiohead after my teens and that they were in fact shite. clown behaviour. few more rapturous recordings of anything than this https://www.youtube.com/watchv=t2DWy__LS6o https://www.youtube.com/watchv=t2DWy__LS6o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1316382819044687874)  2020-10-14T14:18Z 31.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@sophie_gadd sophie my friend it would not only be similar it would be better - you can negotiate for bt sports licenses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1316740380768043009)  2020-10-15T13:59Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@kathryn42 really fantastic - i really recognise the hesitance around committing anything to a personal essay so am very glad you wrote this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1325395536783028229)  2020-11-08T11:11Z 31.6K followers, [--] engagements


"find it staggering how many adults well into their middle ages you come across on here who are absolutely perplexed by any anti-landlord sentiment. not just that they fundamentally don't agree or understand the perspective but as though they've never once encountered it before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1331291629781651457)  2020-11-24T17:40Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"in [----] @selbulut and i were in the process of pitching a (since mothballed) project which would have been an attempt to reprise the KLF 'manual' in the present. this was the outline for the first episode. history has absolved us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1351547321432027139)  2021-01-19T15:09Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"the 'GB' in 'GB News' stands for Genuinely Bald"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1370422205364985859)  2021-03-12T17:11Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"reflecting on the baitest thing i find the funniest and i think it's whenever someone gives their pet a really pedestrian human forename but especially when it has a surname too. don't care if it's some mighty boosh level patter if your cat's called 'ian peters' i'm creasing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1378089102185267201)  2021-04-02T20:57Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@RobynVinter curry sauceless far too dry unacceptable even"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1469236995369185285)  2021-12-10T09:26Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@RobynVinter all i can see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1469247372744175618)  2021-12-10T10:07Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@ladyhaja or access courses of treatment/care - people who have only been able to self diagnose and have to try and deal with these things on their own. just seems quite a dangerous recipe for (in this eg) convincing people that alcoholism is naturalised within themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1473622431440977921)  2021-12-22T11:52Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@RobynVinter @ladyhaja or else this resignation to things i'd previously wanted to change (and crucially had the ability to change) about myself as things i could no longer do nothing about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1473631555209867268)  2021-12-22T12:28Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"just managed to order a pizza to my previous address effectively accidentally buying my old landlord a delicious funghi as an unexpected treat. devastated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1491515011516280832)  2022-02-09T20:51Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@RobynVinter and they will never suspect me the person named on the order"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1491516687153348613)  2022-02-09T20:57Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"was very much drummed into me that the debt taken on to get a degree would be basically trivial and 'pay for itself' - lol. have made basically no dent in my student loan repayments in a decade of work https://x.com/mr_teatime/status/1514170163817553921t=eHkz_lB2sGh7Mq4c-MAq2A&s=19 @tristandross Also depending on your age it was made very clear that this wouldn't happen. https://x.com/mr_teatime/status/1514170163817553921t=eHkz_lB2sGh7Mq4c-MAq2A&s=19 @tristandross Also depending on your age it was made very clear that this wouldn't happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1514171754171834368)  2022-04-13T09:20Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@sophie_gadd i mean say you're on between 20-29k as a graduate that's basically a 10% whack of your earnings straight to a hedgefund before you've even paid your taxes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1514175447726235649)  2022-04-13T09:35Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"NEW SITE i designed modelled animated and built a website which contains a load of russian doll minisites for the production studio Blink Industries https://www.blinkindustries.tv/ https://www.blinkindustries.tv/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1539914767367913473)  2022-06-23T10:14Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"which pub in london has a vibe clientele and general atmosphere most similar to moe's tavern"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1541468746858086401)  2022-06-27T17:09Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@RobynVinter a very soulless affair nowadays once watched arsenal get dumped out of the champions league there on my own in eerie pindrop silence after having been made redundant earlier that day. precious memories"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1541472785029120000)  2022-06-27T17:25Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@RobynVinter involuntarily read this in alan bennett's voice gone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1541488647962255361)  2022-06-27T18:28Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"haven't taken any time off doing too much work for the best part of [--] years now so slated in the next [--] months to 'rest and recuperate' and just remembered how bad i am at it. sat googling 'places in the world to go'. gonna have to learn to go on holiday off wikihow ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1549044251723325440)  2022-07-18T14:51Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@akrasodomski what's the vibe like chief"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1549119069042925578)  2022-07-18T19:49Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"craig bellamy once pointed to me and said "this guy" when the member of bar staff in gwdihw asked who was next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1558438203681644544)  2022-08-13T12:59Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"you were so preoccupied with whether you could install a podcast booth and a giant metallic slide at the waterloo branch of brewdog you didn't stop to think if you should We are opening the biggest bar in the UK tomorrow with a capacity of [----] Here is my little behind the scenes tour of the amazing @BrewdogWaterloo https://t.co/wyQg8lbRdP We are opening the biggest bar in the UK tomorrow with a capacity of [----] Here is my little behind the scenes tour of the amazing @BrewdogWaterloo https://t.co/wyQg8lbRdP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1560206416723513345)  2022-08-18T10:06Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrkocnnll you could do a lot more evil things with [--] billion dollars than immediately torpedo the user base of a microblogging site by accident"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1587441357433573376)  2022-11-01T13:48Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@mrkocnnll i needed to hear this today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1599702866024837121)  2022-12-05T09:50Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@mrkocnnll mfw i encounter some entirely innocuous and easily ignored advice to use caution"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1602966851545358337)  2022-12-14T10:00Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@mrkocnnll "i am aware of all my trauma and i am working on it i swear" is absolutely what i want to hear from someone I've never met before in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1605287902019309599)  2022-12-20T19:43Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"would love to get tony bloom to run my depop account waking up to find hes gone through my wardrobe and sold the rihanna loud t-shirt and a pair of red chinos id forgotten ever owning for a million pounds would be so class"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1689937724483022849)  2023-08-11T09:52Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"feel like this argument falls flat when luigi mangione's status is almost entirely owed to everyone knowing exactly who his victim was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1867510356404580497)  2024-12-13T10:02Z 31.7K followers, 48.4K engagements


"silicon valley in turmoil as xi jingping unveils 'chinese mr beast'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1884012589669310590)  2025-01-27T22:56Z 31.4K followers, 799.5K engagements


"can we get some love for my [--] year old granddad who's walking laps of the london stadium dugout until west ham go a half without conceding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1971478366420337046)  2025-09-26T07:34Z 31.4K followers, 307K engagements


"i'm glad elon musk bought this website and made it a sluice of morons wanking off at pictures of toffs in barbour jackets and developing pathetic paranoias around turkish barbershops Meanwhile somewhere in deep England https://t.co/pIDkPduxCY Meanwhile somewhere in deep England https://t.co/pIDkPduxCY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1975568525369745752)  2025-10-07T14:26Z 31.6K followers, 38.5K engagements


"the polanski-led greens easily hoovering up all the enthusiasm and goodwill Your Party might have earned a month ago if they hadn't fumbled their launch so badly i have no idea if it's still able to go ahead Let's make hope normal again. https://t.co/FUTPzjSJEi Let's make hope normal again. https://t.co/FUTPzjSJEi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1975612631848550519)  2025-10-07T17:22Z 31.6K followers, 157.1K engagements


"every week pgmol allow liverpool's opponents to field a starting XI without running it by arne slot first. the fix is in Arne Slot: We've seen Sesko play the last three four five or six times but they go to Liverpool they change the line-up. That's not the first where we've faced a team and they've done that. Arne Slot: We've seen Sesko play the last three four five or six times but they go to Liverpool they change the line-up. That's not the first where we've faced a team and they've done that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1979992260377808959)  2025-10-19T19:25Z 31.6K followers, 11.6K engagements


"Why Would Zack Polanski Do This Barney Ronay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1980036512260436126)  2025-10-19T22:21Z 31.6K followers, 37.6K engagements


"even as ai gets more technically impressive the use cases become even more alienating and likely to induce mass psychosis made this little photobooth app called endless summer for when burnout hits and you need to manifest the soft life u deserve - with fake vacation pics of you :') first app 100% made by me just released it on the app store try it out [--] https://t.co/i55nRcE71V made this little photobooth app called endless summer for when burnout hits and you need to manifest the soft life u deserve - with fake vacation pics of you :') first app 100% made by me just released it on the app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1980558587903758761)  2025-10-21T08:55Z 31.6K followers, 40.7K engagements


"@gaizka6 @joolsd can pinpoint the exact moment my childhood self realised that his steely resolve over graham coxon leaving the band had evaporated https://youtu.be/ohyqek7fj6Ysi=e4TD5tXIx9o7UZ5T https://youtu.be/ohyqek7fj6Ysi=e4TD5tXIx9o7UZ5T"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1983169666429399383)  2025-10-28T13:51Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"i pay sam altman [---] dollars a month so i can feed his machine images of young women with the temerity to have hair. thanks to the magic of ai i can now write all of my serial killer manifestos in seconds freeing up more time to lead my meaningful life This is the vanity that ignites the bonfire of self-sabotage where privilege masquerades as defiance and the mirror eclipses the map. The ponytail pulled high like a flag of casual conquest. The earbud dangling a whisper of distraction in an already echo-chambered mind. The https://t.co/fdd76f3TXU This is the vanity that ignites the bonfire of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1983474099629465793)  2025-10-29T10:00Z 31.7K followers, 11.2K engagements


"the entire western economy is now staked on the success of a handful of tech companies' attempts to simulate media we already had access to including a [--] year old sitcom with over [---] episodes you could watch at any given point before now Sitcoms will never be the same. This is fully AI generated in LTX-2 https://t.co/oiq2I4KSe3 Sitcoms will never be the same. This is fully AI generated in LTX-2 https://t.co/oiq2I4KSe3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1983541708336906574)  2025-10-29T14:29Z 31.7K followers, 1M engagements


"@forseeus so your argument is that trillions are being invested in the development of a technology for the purpose of creating media we've already worked out how to achieve with humans over a century ago so we can render people unemployed why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1983888424798175294)  2025-10-30T13:27Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@MunyiO @forseeus they haven't thought more than one step ahead to a world where they aren't the only people with access to their desired human labour-eradicating ai. who is going to pay someone who uses ai to run their business when they can just get their own ai to recreate their products"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1983905079980650497)  2025-10-30T14:33Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"congratulations new yorkers going to have a bodega cat to celebrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1986009602803077466)  2025-11-05T09:56Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"ronaldinho's son plays for hull city"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1988274138172239899)  2025-11-11T15:54Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"a terrible thing about uk politics is that every moment of longed for schadenfreude is always tempered by the knowledge that there's yet another truly horrible cunt waiting in the wings 💥💥💥 BREAKING 💥💥💥 Keir Starmer's allies have accused Wes Streetingof plotting to oust him from office warning that any attempt to do so would trigger a market shock as supporters of Streeting go to war with No10. The extraordinary developments in a series of furious 💥💥💥 BREAKING 💥💥💥 Keir Starmer's allies have accused Wes Streetingof plotting to oust him from office warning that any attempt to do so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1988559196296544513)  2025-11-12T10:47Z 31.7K followers, 31K engagements


"2025: savouring prime minister wesley streeting doing the charlie brown walk out of downing street for all of [--] seconds before he hands the keys to nigel farage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1988560353182015687)  2025-11-12T10:51Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"might be the first person alive to say it but: i quite like the new football manager once you get past the UI issues (which are eminently fixable and overstated) the match engine - the core of the game - feels so much more dynamic and rewarding than before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1989333938523844796)  2025-11-14T14:05Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@BazDarts yeah. i do think the UI is kinda crap and obviously tweaked towards console players (which seems a bizarre way to play the game) but i'm sure people will create custom skins that address that fairly soon and a lot of it is annoyance at having to relearn where everything is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1989338079455506438)  2025-11-14T14:22Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"transparently evil and yet if you look at all the responses all of the people this is designed to appeal to still hate them and will keep dragging them somehow further right. functionally reform might as well already be in power On Monday I will announce the most significant changes to our asylum system in modern times 👇 https://t.co/eXAVYdD4kD On Monday I will announce the most significant changes to our asylum system in modern times 👇 https://t.co/eXAVYdD4kD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1990390061355921551)  2025-11-17T12:02Z 31.7K followers, 119.2K engagements


"no you don't understand we have to deliver reform's policy platform or reform will achieve power"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1990715802262147433)  2025-11-18T09:36Z 31.7K followers, 14.7K engagements


"a rare good ending to a tv show about to be ruined by artistic cowardice caving to fan pressure Mother of God Line of Duty is officially returning for a seventh series. Read more ➡ https://t.co/i74cVgWlPv https://t.co/C9MFOAALih Mother of God Line of Duty is officially returning for a seventh series. Read more ➡ https://t.co/i74cVgWlPv https://t.co/C9MFOAALih"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1991522453722718324)  2025-11-20T15:02Z 31.7K followers, 45.8K engagements


"probably within a year you'll no longer be able to trust whether anything you interact with mediated by a screen is real. what are the use cases uh. putting a lot of people out of work inducing civilization-wide mental illness and also massive fraud https://x.com/immasiddx/status/1992979078220263720t=ASighWy1BxCu78As6ij3bw&s=19 Nano Banana vs Nano Banana Pro Were cooked. 💀 https://t.co/LRoJhALaZD https://x.com/immasiddx/status/1992979078220263720t=ASighWy1BxCu78As6ij3bw&s=19 Nano Banana vs Nano Banana Pro Were cooked. 💀 https://t.co/LRoJhALaZD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1993975400620339281)  2025-11-27T09:29Z 31.7K followers, 27.8K engagements


"what the fuck https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/nov/29/wrexham-afc-receives-18m-from-government-despite-hollywood-backingCMP=share_btn_url https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/nov/29/wrexham-afc-receives-18m-from-government-despite-hollywood-backingCMP=share_btn_url"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1994724542129049929)  2025-11-29T11:06Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@doccymau that's a state project and it's gone towards private equity i know wrexham have been successful as an enterprise but i do not believe in trickle down economics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1994890382186811682)  2025-11-29T22:05Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@ab_wxm it means the state are so pitifully grateful for the publicity from the series that they're handing US venture capitalists tens of millions in seemingly non repayable subsidies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/1995063307963867304)  2025-11-30T09:32Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"very into the genre of celeb you only hear good stories about. george michael the urtext keanu reeves is the current heavy hitter but would submit daniel radcliffe as a recent newcomer My nana accidentally drove onto the set of the 1st matrix movie she didnt know English very well at that time and everyone freaked out at her except Keanu Reeves who understood that she was struggling to understand English and actually helped her get off set My nana accidentally drove onto the set of the 1st matrix movie she didnt know English very well at that time and everyone freaked out at her except Keanu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2002104991759438014)  2025-12-19T19:53Z 31.7K followers, 34.3K engagements


"my [---] year old heavily pregnant grandmother has been unable to get a seat on the tube for days because the man from 'subway takes' has installed himself across london's entire network to do his jimmy fallon fake laughter at every open mic comedian's material about dating apps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2003412112765518132)  2025-12-23T10:27Z 31.6K followers, 21.8K engagements


"it's vital for the left to have voices willing to go on right wing media and tell matt goodwin they agree with him in order to buttress their own future appearance fees. this is important as it may convince reform voters to give aaron bastani money which is necessary becau 'Who is she Why does this organisation exist' Co-founder of Novara Media @AaronBastani believes the EHRC should be scrapped after the new chair has warned against the demonisation of immigrants. https://t.co/CbqFWXYalU 'Who is she Why does this organisation exist' Co-founder of Novara Media @AaronBastani believes the EHRC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2003481333293851013)  2025-12-23T15:02Z 31.7K followers, 35.6K engagements


"sociological study into how aphex twin's selected ambient works became the ost to brainrot. QKThr was once the preserve of esoteric docs about the decline of rural britain post austerity just heard it under a reel about how james may was secretly the funniest member of top gear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2003620900080615843)  2025-12-24T00:17Z 31.7K followers, 20.8K engagements


"i wanted the Sleaford mods mbe to make good music"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2004969403352531379)  2025-12-27T17:35Z 31.5K followers, 13.1K engagements


"one battle after another should have ended with sean penn's character gratuitously mowing down leo dicaprio's character before he could throw a palestine flag at the sleaford mods mbe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2004970789754585264)  2025-12-27T17:41Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"kind of enemy who wouldn't even have any good loot on him. no xp gained. just a complete time sink. [----] instances of him every level. sick of lazy game devs Just your average stranger hired by the hunt telling someone to go back indoors as they can't walk on the public footpath while the trail hunt is going through the village. https://t.co/RpwiSBvOZG Just your average stranger hired by the hunt telling someone to go back indoors as they can't walk on the public footpath while the trail hunt is going through the village. https://t.co/RpwiSBvOZG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2005269264266318076)  2025-12-28T13:27Z 31.6K followers, 114.9K engagements


"@wariotifo @fistedaway the tragedy about all of these kind of endeavours is the fact FM has never been a particularly difficult game to beat regardless of who you play as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2005638576558821862)  2025-12-29T13:54Z 31.7K followers, [---] engagements


"luke littler being a prodigal genius was interesting but him being a guy who actively hates the fickle casual and goads disaster. now you have my enduring love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2005791825324655070)  2025-12-30T00:03Z 31.6K followers, 54.3K engagements


"the assassination of the coward unai emery by the geneva convention hating mikel arteta"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2006127131537838450)  2025-12-30T22:15Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"understand sir alex ferguson gave his personal blessing to yet another inept dimwit to further tarnish his legacy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2009029911684485436)  2026-01-07T22:30Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"gyokeres clearly not the player he once was back when he was averaging a goal once every [--] games in the championship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2009388816034046107)  2026-01-08T22:16Z 31.5K followers, 32.4K engagements


"Gabriel Martinelli has issued an apology to Conor Bradley on Instagram https://t.co/QImvIynqvV Gabriel Martinelli has issued an apology to Conor Bradley on Instagram https://t.co/QImvIynqvV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2009430280030048260)  2026-01-09T01:01Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"understand gabriel martinelli has visited connor bradley in hospital and tipped him out of his bed to prevent nhs time wasting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2009554884165533957)  2026-01-09T09:16Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"typical partisan editing and selective framing from the controversy farmers at sky sports to suit a narrative. multiple angles (not shown here) confirm that martinelli was actually reaching to remove a gummy venus de milo that had gotten stuck to bradley's knee "If I'm Conor Bradley I would not be forgetting that the next time I play them." Ref Watch debate following Arsenals draw against Liverpool after Gabriel Martinelli shoved Conor Bradley in the back while trying to move him off the pitch so play could continue. https://t.co/90zO4Qytbp "If I'm Conor Bradley I would not be forgetting that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2009624557955768570)  2026-01-09T13:53Z 31.5K followers, 27K engagements


"@janhopis was extra crafty of the fa to draw them against the watford of january [----] who are 6th in the championship and not the watford of may [----] who were 11th in the premier league too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2010987785503625575)  2026-01-13T08:10Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"one of the most obviously unfair aspects of the current higher education system is that if you come from a family background wealthy enough to pay your fees you will have invariably paid significantly less to attend university than someone whose family can't A report on the interest paid on student loans. As Sophy Ridge says its staggering. To people who say we can't afford to scrap student loans or write off the debt (we can) why can't the loans be made interest free https://t.co/EzZGHPpksX A report on the interest paid on student loans. As Sophy Ridge says its staggering. To people who say"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2011051934371692848)  2026-01-13T12:25Z 31.4K followers, 81.5K engagements


"@mcandidate you have got to get yourself down to the auld lad for an unctuous kneecaps washed down with lashings of the best pint of diageo black in bonny green london"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2012157947661672948)  2026-01-16T13:40Z 31.4K followers, 10.1K engagements


"has the barclays ever had an outbreak of collective manager headloss on this scale before I'm sure the Villa players will love that elite mentality from their manager. I cannot believe the words coming out of his mouth 😂 https://t.co/kPK95xmepx I'm sure the Villa players will love that elite mentality from their manager. I cannot believe the words coming out of his mouth 😂 https://t.co/kPK95xmepx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2013014635041992802)  2026-01-18T22:24Z 31.4K followers, 57.9K engagements


"forever baffled that anyone still attempts the panenka especially when the result isn't already beyond doubt. absolutely no novelty value left in it if it comes off and you utterly humiliate yourself and everyone watching if it doesn't. the worm of football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2013018211164316139)  2026-01-18T22:38Z 31.4K followers, 13.1K engagements


"@_MichaelOswell_ the One Good SNL Bit https://www.youtube.com/watchv=HwVh8pmOot4 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=HwVh8pmOot4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2013199089932845380)  2026-01-19T10:37Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"one day you wake up and discover there's a whole generation who've devoted their lives to studying videos of george michael bluth flirting with his cousin They wanted Clavicular's attention ALL night and when they finally got it he straight up VIOLATED them by calling them old 💀 https://t.co/30eu89IOng They wanted Clavicular's attention ALL night and when they finally got it he straight up VIOLATED them by calling them old 💀 https://t.co/30eu89IOng"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2013649503727816847)  2026-01-20T16:27Z 31.4K followers, 349.1K engagements


"@janhopi the text required me to impute my own meaning onto it and it made me confused and alarmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2013922174751375419)  2026-01-21T10:30Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"cannot wait for ben kingsley's electrifying portrayal of eric bin bag Exclusive: Manchester United agree deal with studio giant Lionsgate to create The Crown-style TV series. 🔴 Show at development stage but would be based on clubs history 🔴 #MUFC would earn multi-million pound sum plus royalties 🔴 Line Of Duty writer Jed Mercurio has had https://t.co/jVP1Hxkw1L Exclusive: Manchester United agree deal with studio giant Lionsgate to create The Crown-style TV series. 🔴 Show at development stage but would be based on clubs history 🔴 #MUFC would earn multi-million pound sum plus royalties 🔴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2013981250919309503)  2026-01-21T14:25Z 31.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@_MichaelOswell_ stancrossular has cracked the code: 3.7% abv is OP when peak melancholy is the vibe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2014397594114388216)  2026-01-22T17:59Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"love to walk around london and see '10 foot' scrawled on every second bin. inspiring to know there's a guy dedicating his life to making this world even uglier and more depressing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2014677490669691003)  2026-01-23T12:31Z 31.4K followers, 121.5K engagements


"@davewingrave and i admire his ability to lower the aesthetic value of a bin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/2014714845560521126)  2026-01-23T15:00Z 31.4K followers, 11.2K engagements


"@jamiewh_ @tomvictor @shivamLM hearing rumours Shivam is giving up birthdays for 2015"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/550355924364591104)  2014-12-31T18:20Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"OH FUCK OFF YOU WEIRD DOPPLEGANGER TAME CUNT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/600755039599112193)  2015-05-19T20:08Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@JoBarrow @janhopis wasn't this a popular waterstones humour section book designed to annoy the residents of hull every year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/615859857154002944)  2015-06-30T12:30Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"with this non-consensus in mind floating the idea of office xmas drinks at the captain kidd anytime between dec-jan rsvp so much Win yes mate i'm too scared rsvp so much Win yes mate i'm too scared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/671460649315213312)  2015-11-30T22:47Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ my favourite as it happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/671461157941714944)  2015-11-30T22:49Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ being within a [--] min walk of that place is a dream i'll never fulfill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/671463142371799041)  2015-11-30T22:57Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ nope that is sacred tweetup ground (which hasn't been organised yet btw)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/677201578089160706)  2015-12-16T19:00Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"people often say "there hasn't been a good british comedy in years" and to those people i say: manchester united 😂😭😅👍👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/680743725887262720)  2015-12-26T13:35Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"seriously guys at 2-0 up west ham are in even greater peril and totally within the clutches of the german maestro jurgen norbert klopp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/683287946598985729)  2016-01-02T14:05Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ arsenal fc but moreover i support the glorious association game in all forms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/683288390381469698)  2016-01-02T14:07Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ arsnl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/683289171000176641)  2016-01-02T14:10Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@JoBarrow @GavinHJackson @terrible_aches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/684524763822329857)  2016-01-05T23:59Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i do it's very good for meditative purposes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/687300220716236800)  2016-01-13T15:48Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i think so it should say on steam my good man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/687300635658682369)  2016-01-13T15:50Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ depends where you're travelling between - can be anything from [--] mins to up to an hour (prob more) if you so desired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/687309659326279681)  2016-01-13T16:26Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i'm so sorry jamie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/689147290406248448)  2016-01-18T18:08Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i would say yes but i don't want you holding me personally responsible for wasting [-----] of your precious queen's pounds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/689160628494290946)  2016-01-18T19:01Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"anyone made any meaningful connections lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/699919387298525184)  2016-02-17T11:32Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ if we make friends with ourselves we need never be lonely again. a lovely sentiment jamie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/699920803207475200)  2016-02-17T11:38Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"pls give generously x http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/1ZN7G5V7MWUIM/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_NmZXwb0C733QC http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/1ZN7G5V7MWUIM/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_ws_NmZXwb0C733QC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/700702714972377088)  2016-02-19T15:25Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ wait did u actually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/700705404087472129)  2016-02-19T15:36Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@tristandross ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702232909382598656)  2016-02-23T20:45Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i'm afraid you're too late my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702234532301381633)  2016-02-23T20:52Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ the people's choice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702235762813759488)  2016-02-23T20:57Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ you better believe it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702236971993800705)  2016-02-23T21:01Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"what should i call my zine @GavinHJackson eat shit mag your boyfriend mag buzzfeed '80s Rabonas Mag eat shit mag your boyfriend mag buzzfeed '80s Rabonas Mag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702818623413481472)  2016-02-25T11:33Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ @GavinHJackson unfortunately that is a licensed trademark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702819202948861952)  2016-02-25T11:35Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ very much in the 'i like the idea of the idea' stage and not in the 'i have actually thought through the idea' yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/702820331220770817)  2016-02-25T11:39Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ hello jamie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/708086689361690624)  2016-03-11T00:26Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i am well albeit currently bed ridden with the flu i hope u are likewise coping during this difficult time in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/708090737817165825)  2016-03-11T00:42Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ just keep me in your prayers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/708091553147965440)  2016-03-11T00:45Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"sat here bead of sweat on my brow weighing up whether to impulsively buy a wales v slovakia or a wales v russia ticket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/715326344872255488)  2016-03-30T23:54Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ ty my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/717012001290129408)  2016-04-04T15:32Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"apparently there are people on MY timeline who don't think you can have soup on your chips i hate to say it but: "vile if true""  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/735767610239770625)  2016-05-26T09:40Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ at last i find a lone sane voice in this echo chamber of idiocy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/735771353551273985)  2016-05-26T09:55Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"fly me to the moon let me play among the stars let me see what andy king is like paired with jazz richards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/739787315233607680)  2016-06-06T11:53Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"can't begrudge them trying to get involved but the answer is still 'literally none' obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/749181453481771008)  2016-07-02T10:02Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ i wish i'd died overnight because life will only get worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/749182135307821056)  2016-07-02T10:05Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@mirkobolesan she is in my top [--] welsh celebs no two ways about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/751434330250117120)  2016-07-08T15:14Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@AlexFinnis the only time i seemed remotely excited was for a completely unremarkable bathroom that stank of shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/759039689957449728)  2016-07-29T14:55Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"me: a pint of beer please barman: [--] me: here you go can i have it barman: no. also pay me 30k not to serve you https://x.com/tom_watson/status/764103401735094274 @ubercoca I think we should be able to get it back in costs. https://x.com/tom_watson/status/764103401735094274 @ubercoca I think we should be able to get it back in costs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/764109286108762112)  2016-08-12T14:40Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ sam smiths"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/764109948989177856)  2016-08-12T14:43Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@Ankaman616 it was i managed to cull [----] beautiful words in [--] hours 😪✍😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/775378730172682244)  2016-09-12T17:01Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@jamiewh_ @Ankaman616 the full version can be found by simply doxxing joel and leaking all his emails"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/775381653128642560)  2016-09-12T17:12Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"there's a new sitcom about millennials and content farms with the community guy mclovin and stephen fry omg omg omg https://www.youtube.com/watchv=sMij2R-XL9E https://www.youtube.com/watchv=sMij2R-XL9E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/776093770127384576)  2016-09-14T16:22Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"the champions league theme would be a wicked tune to play at your funeral imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/776188852612587520)  2016-09-14T22:40Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements


"your boyfriend's inherent dislike of sam allardyce is cos he refuses to believe working class managers know more about football than him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tristandross/status/780816894588809216)  2016-09-27T17:10Z 31.7K followers, [--] engagements

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