# ![@thegypsysroad Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::705079352476594176.png) @thegypsysroad amber🌾

amber🌾 posts on X about in the, money, if you, road the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::705079352476594176/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-----] -7.30%
- [--] Month [-----] +450%
- [--] Months [------] -4.80%
- [--] Year [------] -50%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::705079352476594176/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::705079352476594176/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.08%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.13%
- [--] Months [-----] +0.77%
- [--] Year [-----] +4.70%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::705079352476594176/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [countries](/list/countries)  [nfts](/list/nfts) 

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [money](/topic/money), [if you](/topic/if-you), [road](/topic/road), [store](/topic/store), [boys](/topic/boys), [for the](/topic/for-the), [animals](/topic/animals), [im a](/topic/im-a), [has been](/topic/has-been)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Verizon Communications Inc. (VZ)](/topic/verizon) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/uber) [TYSON (TYSON)](/topic/tyson) [WalletConnect Token (WCT)](/topic/wallet) [Doodles (doodles)](/topic/doodles) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"If youre not playing pool having beers and sneaking hits off our vapes at [--] and [--] years old like this couple tonight it wasnt right Theyre so cute I cant stand myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1494842725799280642)  2022-02-19T01:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The money I would pay to have a large animal vet that makes farm calls in this area Honestly. Any large animal vet students looking to start a practice- I know a place with a need. 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1577354479149912064)  2022-10-04T17:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@robbie71w @TracesofTexas We refuse to stop at the one in Boise City because its smelled like sewage for years and never have made that fix- and its always just dirty But almost all of them in our area have either shut down or are so run down Im not sure how they pass inspections. Sad deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1678835439954808847)  2023-07-11T18:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@embdenhaymaker A friend from southern CA said her parents went to see it with no issues but the AC wasnt working in the theater which made it miserable. I didnt know there was some sort of trendy thing behind that- now Ill have to ask her. 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1679210361076039680)  2023-07-12T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The day I stop chasing water color sunsets is the day they toss me in a hole in the ground. iPhone pictures just dont do this one justice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1684745968535605251)  2023-07-28T02:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Watching airplanes lightning walking rains and combines on the front range of the Rockies. 👌🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1688014682072756224)  2023-08-06T02:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@robbie71w I saw this post and thought oh fun I wanna participate But in scrolling my pictures I realize I have [---------] photos of semis and exactly [--] of pickups 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1688307604601061376)  2023-08-06T23:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GinaSquirt We did all three things over the last couple days and leme tell ya When we get back ima sleep in and have a beer or [--] to unwind bc I was a borderline basket case the whole time (specifically on the sky lift in the Colorado Springs zoo and E thought funny to rock the seat)🤢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1689111993285025792)  2023-08-09T03:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Oklahoma doesnt always get everything right but the fact that I can do a public court records search ✨for free✨ online and have my results instantly without going to the courthouse or paying a third party to get a ton of extra info I dont care about is one of them. #ODCR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1694456076152795320)  2023-08-23T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im not saying you SHOULD make Brisket Cinnamon Rolls bc its a little bit of work. However I am saying that if you did you wouldnt regret the decision. 🤌🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1697058653960863923)  2023-08-31T01:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Listen Id having an aversion to smelly people makes me right wing gimme the boot and Ill lace it up and wear it- cause aint got no patience for folks who smell dont mind smelling like stale locker room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1698183388384125067)  2023-09-03T03:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My walk this morning was better than yours. 🩵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1698755668579324061)  2023-09-04T17:51Z [----] followers, 22.4K engagements


"Its not just the tragedy of September [--] [----] we must remember but the feeling of unity that we felt on September [--] 2001"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1701186642319729106)  2023-09-11T10:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hardest working 2nd grader on the block. Soaking it in while he actually *wants* to help- before all the attitude takes over 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702495469912428875)  2023-09-15T01:32Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"When I was in 5th/6th grade along with the pledges we also said the Preamble to the Constitution opening phrase of the Declaration of Independence whats written on the Statue of Liberty and the school song Sometimes after the pledge I still find myself going right into those"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1704310993654890787)  2023-09-20T01:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@noshitshow1 If she doesnt add a flashback lyric where she sang in your life youll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team into her new song somehow it still wont be worth listening to 😏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1707710354220822712)  2023-09-29T10:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People make fun of the Dems for being clowns but lets be honest- watching republicans accomplish literally anything is like watching a daycare room on a full moon. Chaotic. Some are crying is running w/o a diaper all fighting and not a one will hear of any reason. 🤡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1714353103539945517)  2023-10-17T18:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im not saying I deserve mom of the year awards or anything but my [--] and [--] year olds favorite singer is Johnny Horton and theyll sing Battle of Bull Run and Battle of New Orleans with their whole hearts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1721248516410880158)  2023-11-05T19:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My latest history fixation is all things Kennedy. The whole family is so intriguing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1728204807863992430)  2023-11-25T00:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Nothing against back yard homesteaders but theres a large portion of them who shouldnt own livestock. So many are willing to let their animals literally suffer to the end rather than have a vet intervene so that they can feel virtuous about having never given antibiotics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1729152558319489453)  2023-11-27T14:57Z [----] followers, 62K engagements


"Merry Christmas Eve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739061884186144996)  2023-12-24T23:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@cactusncookies Breads bake nicely in there. Desserts. A small chicken with veggies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1740120932310528354)  2023-12-27T21:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A Ft Benton tiktok popped up on my FYP like it knew Ive been missing that little town 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741155304262230509)  2023-12-30T17:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@ChristiFriesen One of each shoe. The buttons off all the pants The chains out of the toilet tanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1742608537165922515)  2024-01-03T18:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Been waiting around all day for the internet carrier to come do some work at our house. Because Ive called before and then been in the barn or somewhere i guess. Now its almost [--] and nothing that I needed to do today is done and theyre still not here 😒 killed a whole day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1743041639357050981)  2024-01-04T22:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ok but why does Hunter Biden sound (and somewhat look like) the Zalensky Auto Parts guy off of Tommy Boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745896947511165395)  2024-01-12T19:54Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarkPrice405 Its a set of twins just one is black and one is white with some spots. I purchased Mother as a registered hamp and shes bred to a registered hamp but I have a feeling shes got some Dorset in her bc she did this last year too 😅😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1747656579258741101)  2024-01-17T16:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@kdubbs_25 @McDulceface We had it basically the entire month of December off and on. Between all [--] of us I dont think there was a single day that whole month all of us felt good And most days we ALL felt like crap. It gets better but its miserable until then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1748189690455605595)  2024-01-19T03:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Your chances of getting murdered by a cow are relatively low but never [--]. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1750624427820114211)  2024-01-25T20:59Z [----] followers, 17.9K engagements


"@agronomistryan1 Im actually pretty sure she was listening to the train a few miles away and I snagged a picture at the right time 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/1amberwaves/status/1750700816816648483)  2024-01-26T02:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I also fry it in bleach just to be extra safe. How thoroughly do you wash your poultry Anything less than this and youre at risk for salmonella and parasites. https://t.co/ULOTAGvYdR How thoroughly do you wash your poultry Anything less than this and youre at risk for salmonella and parasites. https://t.co/ULOTAGvYdR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1753924709496902112)  2024-02-03T23:33Z [----] followers, 36.3K engagements


"@robbie71w @SandRancher12 It was new baling wire. 😅 If that helps anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1753976017817899390)  2024-02-04T02:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Related Us Nah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1754910142254989457)  2024-02-06T16:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RCF_2008 @Verizon Oh yay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1762598469863121009)  2024-02-27T21:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Muses from my [--] y/o this morning again: Mom Im gonna live til Im a grumpy old man who spanks everyone for listening to Taylor Swift too loud then Ill die and Jesus will tell me good job good servant. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1773325481883959701)  2024-03-28T12:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@QShieldknight @JeffreyMHough1 Whoa who else was murdered by Guymon 😅 I know the missing women but murder somewhere I missed that one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1778607042141327453)  2024-04-12T02:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Boy them mugshots are proof that evil rots you from the inside right on out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1779579987852423329)  2024-04-14T18:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@CowboyCadillac3 So sad truly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1779599085655220644)  2024-04-14T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CowboyCadillac3 @judgingcoach The only thing I could think of was that theyre a spin off of the bunch over at Liberal that got raided by the fbi 6-7 years ago for the bomb plot thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1779638443544351200)  2024-04-14T22:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oldests first stock show ever today. We got there got entered and unloaded and he washed and dried his own and helped others wash and dry their sheep and made it to the ring on time with very little shepherding. Had grand division showmanship and a grand breed. Well take it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1784333025536262490)  2024-04-27T21:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The investment I have in the calving of a cow I dont own is wild. 😂 #88 No calf this morning. Headed into water after brisk walk. You dont get a body like this without putting in the miles I guess https://t.co/fCBaitDK3E #88 No calf this morning. Headed into water after brisk walk. You dont get a body like this without putting in the miles I guess https://t.co/fCBaitDK3E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1785420644290584848)  2024-04-30T21:27Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements


"@CowboyCadillac3 We were just wondering if the cattle show was going on tonight still or not. There ya go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1786571759249990012)  2024-05-04T01:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What do you call a flock of vultures A flock Well I have no dead animals where they are and a whole bunch of them just sitting there chillin. Is there an old wives tail for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1787489256023142810)  2024-05-06T14:27Z [----] followers, 15.8K engagements


"So Ive learned it can be a Committee a wake a volt or a kettle and that I should walk faster and try not to die. Listen. Let the vultures have me. What do you call a flock of vultures A flock Well I have no dead animals where they are and a whole bunch of them just sitting there chillin. Is there an old wives tail for that What do you call a flock of vultures A flock Well I have no dead animals where they are and a whole bunch of them just sitting there chillin. Is there an old wives tail for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1787562972476231863)  2024-05-06T19:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"No northern lights while I was out tonight- but the sky is still and always has been my favorite muse. 🖤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1789506315603046777)  2024-05-12T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@1boilerfan Verizon should be giving all of us discounts for the amount of outages weve had lately 😒"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1798325343092453482)  2024-06-05T12:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CowboyCadillac3 Nothing left to cut after this 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1803415504935145558)  2024-06-19T13:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Some girls have asthetic pool pics. Mine are the waiting on combines on some dirt road with 💩y shoes pics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1807193574897058290)  2024-06-29T23:24Z [----] followers, 31.4K engagements


"He is a Yankee Doodle boy 🎶🎵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1809060567518433667)  2024-07-05T03:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Not to be that lady but I think the subtle marketing that insinuates kid friendly foods is the biggest disservice the food industry has perpetuated. REAL food is kid friendly food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1813639486070567030)  2024-07-17T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The lifeguards are calling little the Lionel Richie of the pool today and he doesnt even know who that is but hes a cocky little sucker over it now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1819464265834942543)  2024-08-02T20:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Uber last night was from Mongolia. He informed me that Americans dont butcher sheep correctly and we should hang them upside down and cut their stomach stick our hand in and up the spine and snap their main artery. Makes the meat better. Interesting convo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1825224089830855010)  2024-08-18T17:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Bayleewilson happy birthdayyy 🎈"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1834002140135878719)  2024-09-11T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There will be lots of banana bread given out this holiday season hoarding bananas seems like a bad idea hoarding bananas seems like a bad idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1841157483764568437)  2024-10-01T16:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Watching last nights Victoria Secret fashion show while baking chocolate chip cookies and making noodles for chicken and noodles (the unhealthy southern kind ) Currently also waiting for my call up to NYC. been practicing my cat walk down barn alleys since kindergarten.💃🏼 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1846615272033341739)  2024-10-16T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just listened to a bank teller want to verify identity [--] different ways for a person to deposit money into their personal checking account and listen dont let no one take anything but if some random walks in and wants to deposit money into my account LET THEM😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1854641584203014362)  2024-11-07T21:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The women shaving their heads because of the election is just [----] Britney Spears meltdown except they think theyre proving a point. I hope they keep their promises of celibacy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1854695240474542469)  2024-11-08T01:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Stray dog- probably a dumped dog. Guess she lives here now. The last one who showed up here we thought was old enough she wouldnt survive the winter. She stayed for another [--] years. So anyways- meet Patches. She loves the cat the basset and the boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1855077048928117238)  2024-11-09T02:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JennyLynnBrdar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1855083989121294655)  2024-11-09T03:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I dont care about boxing at all and know basically [--] about it but I cant wait to hear if Mike Tyson whips up on that Jake dude or not tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1857522682109325625)  2024-11-15T20:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I avoid Walmart like a plague most days. Went in today because I needed something specific quick. Had my wallet stolen from my cart. So anyways its been a cool day 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1869492702930456584)  2024-12-18T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I will never relate to people who wear pajamas to public. Nor if youre traveling. Not if youre sick. Not if youre cold. If your pants have Santa clause or youre wearing a onesie as an adult WHY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1875957991612256528)  2025-01-05T17:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Too many parents rely on their childrens popularity and interests at school for their own egos and validity- hoping the kids can get their parents a spot at tables they wouldnt otherwise sit. What's that one opinion that will have you like this https://t.co/OqzmHyX5hG What's that one opinion that will have you like this https://t.co/OqzmHyX5hG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1893421050576200069)  2025-02-22T22:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@coveredmranch One of my top [--] most irrational fears is an angry swarm of bees. 🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1922711544724435313)  2025-05-14T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you see me swerving all over the road its not because Im drunk its because Im trying to murder the flies who are out with a vengeance this last couple days and biting so hard theyre drawing little bits of blood. WTF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1936102604872073253)  2025-06-20T16:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Finally started consistently making a good sandwich loaf and now I think Ive ruined my oldest child into not liking store bought bread. 🫠 Its a compliment but Ive messed up 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940413378885009657)  2025-07-02T14:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The me who made cookies a few days ago but kept back half the dough to just eat as dough really did today me a solid ✊🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1943853186995175528)  2025-07-12T02:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Whats everyone reading these days Ive caught up on the books I wanted to read this year already 🥲 I dont really have a specific genre- but I do judge books by their covers 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1944117014890795445)  2025-07-12T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some dude from South Dakota honking his horn in the driveway instead of coming and knocking on the door so he can sell a picture he took of the farm place that no one asked for least come knock on the door instead of honking in the driveway like a [--] year old ill mannered boy😒"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944813638025445779)  2025-07-14T17:37Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements


"@RaileyKayBrown Ditto Except I come out with an aggressive can I help you 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1944934160360968627)  2025-07-15T01:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@grok @farminthrufaith @bigmothufacking @6Shittalkerffs @L_D_8 @frankthe3rd1 @HoboMan977 @formerlyherb @sadbittergirl @sushiscum @1800youretarded @leeener @wrkbzs @EtanBoss @doodlifts @kuyamark @doodles @YapdotMarket @ParallelAiRev @TheStevenWarner @angelinarusse @quan_eth @mariagalanis @Drewfromweb3 @JeremyKamali @javmdpr @aspenshredder @GutterCatGang @ggclx_ @CC0_Studios @0xLawl @delta_sauce @Web3Maxx @ChrisBlackadder @Empyrean528534 @taytayjimjim @CRASHnBVRNmusic @soupydev @Crypto_nator @suburbancrypto @JasonBecker4955 @cynicalmilkmaid @silagechopper @farmerjim13 @ErickFarmer73"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1946295720815825090)  2025-07-18T19:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@farminthrufaith I simply will not answer the phone for those people. They can leave me a voicemail or send me a text 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1948210229306396946)  2025-07-24T02:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im not a dress girly but I love wearing them because they take essentially [--] effort and everyone is like wow look how cute you are But literally it took me [--] seconds to get in this thing and I did the same [--] minute makeup Ive been doing since junior high 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1954556939184025817)  2025-08-10T14:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Stop posting bullshit on social media that says you dont condone this type of action when your rhetoric has fanned the flames of these types of acts for over a decade. Gtfo We dont yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlies family tonight especially his wife Erika and their two young children. We dont yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1965916514751799494)  2025-09-10T23:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Introduced the boys to Blazing Saddles this evening. I forgot how vulgar it was. So anyways we had to have a dont repeat ANY WORD OF THIS at schooltalk 😅🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1968119492900426010)  2025-09-17T01:07Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements


"You dont realize how rough and tumble and wild your almost [--] year old boy is until youve been instructed to make him take it easy in order to heal a *minor* neck injury so as not to make it worse. He doesnt even brush his teeth gently without being tense and aggressive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1970290810366439577)  2025-09-23T00:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"1. What is it with traveling salesmen all being from South Dakota [--]. This one gets a pass + [--] points bc he asked where my dad was because he thought there was no way I was old enough to speak to about his lightning rods. I will be riding that high the remainder of the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1973035665345716456)  2025-09-30T14:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The cotton candy flavored grapes must have crack in them bc 😋🤤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1973201752464965971)  2025-10-01T01:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We have a couple kids sleeping over for a bday party- I was just informed that my aura is whack and that I am Def NOT a Rizz King So anyways Im googling what all that means. And also learned that Google is so boomer. SOS 😂💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1974289166893805941)  2025-10-04T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ok Karen 🙄 Since you have so much right to dictate the lives of the families of your students you might as well start dropping some child support payments into their accounts too. Yeesh. Its [----] and I actually have parents trying to defend pulling their child out of school for a vacation. I get a death. I get granny is turning [---] and lives out of state. But to get a cheaper vacation- nope. Cant ever support that. Its [----] and I actually have parents trying to defend pulling their child out of school for a vacation. I get a death. I get granny is turning [---] and lives out of state. But to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1977748376721477836)  2025-10-13T14:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@HussFarms Somethings got to kill me I might as well enjoy the process 😂 Kidding kinda. I should be better about checking ingredients on things. But I reason that these couldnt be that much worse than a snickers that I initially was gonna grab 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1978186189917028478)  2025-10-14T19:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@wtfisameme I have no loyalty to one part or the other theyre wings on the same crappy bird 🤷🏼♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1572216269511790592)  2022-09-20T13:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Goofy kiddo got his first buyers number and bought his first sheep with his own money. Set a budget. Shopped and shopped wheeled and dealed shook all the hands snagged some cookies and got just the right lamb in the auction for less than his budget"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1913791191541321825)  2025-04-20T03:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"In Exodus [--] when Moses is arguing with God and God basically just says SIR I already know youre dumb but you still got work to do and youre not getting out of it. Now go on cracks me up every time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1980280976375689472)  2025-10-20T14:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My kids are redneck boujee. They got to have KFC for the first time Friday and thought it was ✨gormet (their words not mine) But also yesterday while going to get tacos after the pumpkin patch saw sushi and chose sushi over tacos. Redneck Boujee. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1980382763086934234)  2025-10-20T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont love fall. I dont love the shorter days or the cooler weather or the angry hoards of flies and wasps that begin seeping into every crevice they can find But I do love that it is cornbread season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1982491555572420930)  2025-10-26T16:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wouldnt be sad to see the Blue Jays win it all just because its been a while but I like seeing the back to back series wins too honestly 🤷🏼♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1984441232987472329)  2025-11-01T02:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Already seeing posts about it- and I just gotta say One of my greatest parenting wins is never getting one of them dang elves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1986652118862676160)  2025-11-07T04:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Leaning Tower of Panhandle Or something like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1986863723772842161)  2025-11-07T18:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its true. Either write a Thanksgiving banger or leave me and my Christmas jams A L O N E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1987378974339612923)  2025-11-09T04:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Left. Right. Blue. Red. Purple. Whatever it is- we can all hate each other but one thing that brings us all together is the northern lights on social media. Love to see it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1988446665221480699)  2025-11-12T03:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Honestly the northern lights are fantastic but these gigantic high plains skies are pretty fantastic all on their own too ya know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1988801425829425627)  2025-11-13T02:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My oldest kid is competitive and can be brash but actually genuinely does care about others feelings and tries to behave that way. Youngest comes off sweet and says some of the most DIABOLICAL things with big ole cute eyes and squeaky voice and stabs you right in the heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1990966230904418421)  2025-11-19T02:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Saw them on the TikTok shop- found and purchased the original design- Coming soon to the WBD store front. The perfect holiday shirt. 🤷🏼♀🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1991586357765108060)  2025-11-20T19:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"#NewProfilePic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1991640390089552363)  2025-11-20T22:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My new favorite pastime is making ChatGPT turn regular photos into Christmas cards 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1991640495899177340)  2025-11-20T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If it doesnt go down like a back ally deal of illegal narcotics as we hide from the Karen of a health inspectors they arent good enough tamales I said what I said. Okay hear me out: it is a Texas truism that the sketchier the circumstances in which you buy them the better the tamales. The best tamales you will ever eat will be made by somebody's ta and bought from the trunk of an old car in a store parking lot. Further the junkier the https://t.co/pYle8ZIv3Q Okay hear me out: it is a Texas truism that the sketchier the circumstances in which you buy them the better the tamales. The best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1992654130599383379)  2025-11-23T17:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I dont even care I want to be Tucker Carlson when I grow up 🤣 🚨 TUCKER: Would you say the word 'f*ggot' on camera PIERS MORGAN (UK): No. TUCKER: You don't want to get arrested do you PIERS: Would you use it TUCKER: F*ggot I just did. F*ggot f*ggot f*ggot. PIERS: OK why TUCKER: Because you're not allowed to PIERS: I am https://t.co/mCSXRHNHFo 🚨 TUCKER: Would you say the word 'f*ggot' on camera PIERS MORGAN (UK): No. TUCKER: You don't want to get arrested do you PIERS: Would you use it TUCKER: F*ggot I just did. F*ggot f*ggot f*ggot. PIERS: OK why TUCKER: Because you're not allowed to PIERS:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1994134599329620428)  2025-11-27T20:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its snowing. Everyone has Christmas decorations up in their houses- All my Christmas decorations are still in the loft. Late per usual. 😏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/1996424416344121638)  2025-12-04T03:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Vines_N_Cattle Dont they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2000671499993158058)  2025-12-15T20:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Prayerlogue The dollar general said shot cups 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2001795302248914998)  2025-12-18T23:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Heres to hoping the angels got all the Christmas decorations taken down before midnight last night so you didnt have to share your birthday with the tree baked up a red velvet cake and sang you the most joyous chorus of happy birthday today. Maybe some day well find a cure but until then- well be thankful for the unexpected extra years you got and the impact you left in our little corner of earth simply by existing. (And handing out ass chewings like lollipops) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2005740084331425949 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2005740084331425949"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2005740084331425949)  2025-12-29T20:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Sometimes I think people severely underestimate the lack of give a damn I have for what anyone else on this whole planet thinks about me. 😅 I basically raised myself and learned that I quite literally do not need the approval of a single human soul for anything to be okay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2009458971170713890)  2026-01-09T02:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hi friends Do any of yall have all hard wood floors in your house Do you have a roomba type wet dry gadget that helps keep up with daily house keeping maintenance What brand Pros Cons Were coming to the time of year where Im home enough to sleep and if were lucky cook supper and am just thinking of trying to find one thing to help my sanity at least a smidge 😅 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010122443210318224 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010122443210318224"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2010122443210318224)  2026-01-10T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@wolfsden53 Ohhh good to know. I hear a lot of good things about Shark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2010147867650900214)  2026-01-11T00:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Airtight_215 @d33r3driv3r @DirtbagTakes @rhofford Trolls are so cute when they get angry on the internet. Thanks pal for making a mundane Monday a little more fun. Off to take care of my fat boring family 🫶🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2010764317285572955)  2026-01-12T17:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Remember everyone- Dont forget to go out of your way to thank the ranchers during winter Armageddon bc none of us knew what we were signing up for when we said Hell yea brotha Ill buy the animals and now were obligated to break their water and give them food like the martyrs for society that we are. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014776528714989896 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2014776528714989896"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2014776528714989896)  2026-01-23T19:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Miranda has always been that bitch that can get sideways in a hurry. Her outfit fits her personality. Shes built her brand by being high class white trash honestly. Idk why anyone is surprised by her skirt riding up 😅 Miranda Lambert's stage outfit (fringe tee tiny denim skirt cowboy hat) sparked massive debate after it rode up mid-performance. 😳 Classy country queen or straight-up trashy https://t.co/N4G2tvyviL Miranda Lambert's stage outfit (fringe tee tiny denim skirt cowboy hat) sparked massive debate after it rode up mid-performance. 😳 Classy country queen or straight-up trashy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2016596850627706970)  2026-01-28T19:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"One thing about it- Im always down for a nap. https://t.co/OLjn0yzLgC https://t.co/OLjn0yzLgC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2016686319615799377)  2026-01-29T01:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"So anyways a little over a week later my head still hurts. But at least my heart beat isnt inside of it still. 🥶 I have never had my shit rocked by a stinkin sheep quite like I did today- and that hurts my pride a little bit. I have never had my shit rocked by a stinkin sheep quite like I did today- and that hurts my pride a little bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2016885616483471389)  2026-01-29T14:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Been saying this for years. 🫠 How you gonna put a world known person in jail for trafficking and not have any evidence that anyone was trafficked. Kennedy: Who did Epstein traffic these young women to Kash Patel : There is no credible information that he trafficked to other individuals. So Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for trafficking young girls to no one https://t.co/C0Kx6bKK67 Kennedy: Who did Epstein traffic these young women to Kash Patel : There is no credible information that he trafficked to other individuals. So Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for trafficking young girls to no one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2017627050673082644)  2026-01-31T15:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The people who go to Facebook asking what to do with their large livestock (or any animal for that matter) with the addendum dont say vet unless you want to donate me the money legit piss me off. You can treat lots at home but sometimes your animal needs a vet dang it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2019126694565843096)  2026-02-04T19:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@bankerbrady 😂😂😂Taco Bell doesnt count as Mexican"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2019274055459959187)  2026-02-05T04:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"kids have been digging holes in the back yard [--] hours. Im not saying we dont do screens in our house bc we do- but Im confused by parents who insist the only way to entertain their children is a screen. Give em a shovel and free will. Theyll be entertained for half the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2020190108209545541)  2026-02-07T17:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Your annual Respectfully asking the youth baseball belt manufacturing department and the youth baseball pant manufacturing department of major brands to communicate bc why do the belts never quite fit properly through the loops. 🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2022081186638790863)  2026-02-12T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The urge to throw my phone off a cliff and move to Mykonos hits pretty hard lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/thegypsysroad/status/2023094811138617812)  2026-02-15T17:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Psalm [--] 🤍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966235660467269871)  2025-09-11T20:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some girls have asthetic pool pics. Mine are the waiting on combines on some dirt road with 💩y shoes pics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1807193574897058290)  2024-06-29T23:24Z [----] followers, 31.4K engagements


"We have [--] bathrooms and [--] acres surrounding the house. and both my kids choose to stand on the front porch to pee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1374507920843366402)  2021-03-23T23:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"4 year old helps me so much around the farm this morning when his pocket was out on his shorts he ran in yelling at me to put his pocket prolapse back in 😅🙈"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1272200000643256320)  2020-06-14T16:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If the feed is too expensive for you to buy the animal is too expensive for you to keep. Theres no way around it. Feed them right or dont have them. Its really that easy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1351182828533379075)  2021-01-18T15:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My walk this morning was better than yours. 🩵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1698755668579324061)  2023-09-04T17:51Z [----] followers, 22.4K engagements


"My grandpa used to take me to mend fence with him and I was somewhat annoyed bc there were several boy cousins around who could have helped just as well. One day on the way to do that he said 1/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1338683813082394627)  2020-12-15T03:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ready for his first livestock judging contest this morning. Mom brag I know but pretty proud of him for stepping out and diving in. Hes the only non- highschooler from our town and one of only [--] juniors in the county. 3rd grade but convinced he can run with the big dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1844420260356907103)  2024-10-10T16:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ive known this route by heart since I was a tiny little child- but I swear if the land owners on this corner ever chose to move this old combine Id miss my turn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1657058081929297923)  2023-05-12T16:20Z [----] followers, 30.5K engagements


"A lot of new faces joined this 💩show of a feed in the last couple weeks so ill do a lil intro. Im a Christian a wife a mom (to [--] boys and a harvest mom) a crazy sheep and chicken lady a holder of unpopular opinions and the occasional snarky comment. Enjoy the ride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1655941889617711105)  2023-05-09T14:24Z [----] followers, 53.1K engagements


"The dudes who peaked in high school are still trying to live their bright light athletic dreams through their kids and still talk about that one game in [----] where they scored [--] points in their list of life accomplishments have to be the most annoying humans in every small town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1349036238859358208)  2021-01-12T16:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Your chances of getting murdered by a cow are relatively low but never [--]. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1750624427820114211)  2024-01-25T20:59Z [----] followers, 17.9K engagements


"The people camped next to us in this campground took my dog off his leash and took him to the river to swim without asking me permission while I was inside doing other things. Thats weird right Like Im not being obnoxious for being a little irritated about that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1291507478916546561)  2020-08-06T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hardest working 2nd grader on the block. Soaking it in while he actually *wants* to help- before all the attitude takes over 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702495469912428875)  2023-09-15T01:32Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"My grandpa is [--] Mike the mule is [--]. He hasnt done much in a long time besides acquire lots of good boy pats and consume feed. But hes Eastons best friend too. ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741955314876879029)  2024-01-01T22:51Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements


"Spent the day working grandpas lambs. Soaking in the moments because I know these long hot days are numbered. I hope our days making other memories arent too numbered but I know the days in the barn just are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1655353418905468928)  2023-05-07T23:26Z [----] followers, 18K engagements


"After this last few days on social Ive realized my grandpa born in the 40s was more progressive than some of these broken ego scared of women idiots roaming the interwebs lately. I hope they havent reproduced. Lord knows we dont need that mindset carried on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1338683814919483393)  2020-12-15T03:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont ask often but if youre the praying type we could use them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1511475401431961610)  2022-04-05T22:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You have [---] other days to be political. If you can leave it be for one day- let it be today. #9/11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1436694611225890822)  2021-09-11T14:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Freshly cut wheat and an incoming storm. I cant explain it but you can smell this picture. If you know you know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1664832253434687494)  2023-06-03T03:11Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements


"Grandma and Mom were right it wouldnt kill me to dress like a lady sometimes. Except when its windy snd I gotta focus on holding it down 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1398735104466468864)  2021-05-29T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"That day a dude from LA tried to tell me that we were ruining the planet with cattle. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1545881709421268993)  2022-07-09T21:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you dont like Chris LeDoux theres a 90% chance I dont like you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1346856632848941062)  2021-01-06T16:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Welcome to my farm where the animals are domesticated and the kids are feral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1265411379139354625)  2020-05-26T22:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Nothing against back yard homesteaders but theres a large portion of them who shouldnt own livestock. So many are willing to let their animals literally suffer to the end rather than have a vet intervene so that they can feel virtuous about having never given antibiotics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1729152558319489453)  2023-11-27T14:57Z [----] followers, 62K engagements


"Waving at a sheriff deputy that you pass on the county road while going a solid [--] over because hitting the breaks is an admonition of guilt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1350844464504467456)  2021-01-17T16:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"North of my house. Entirely too close for comfort"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1505653514894295040)  2022-03-20T21:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Someone posted a job in town and said if you can pass a drug test and show up to work come apply And sent the town into a frenzy. That pass a drug test part really set em off. 🥴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1519287128638869508)  2022-04-27T12:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Big moons pretty sunsets and big green machines wrapping up the field. These are a few of my favorite things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1706854154084221102)  2023-09-27T02:11Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements


"Just heard my kid tell another kid no I cant do that my mom will beat my ass While the word choice is questionable I appreciate that he does in fact know that I will get after him for doing dumb things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1419744187767918599)  2021-07-26T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There is a special place in hell for drivers who speed up while someone is passing them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1362556097689755648)  2021-02-19T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I always bring you instead of the boys so that you learn that you can do shit just as well as any man- you need to know that so that you know you never need one for a damn thing-but I always help so you know to appreciate when someone can offer a helping hand and expertise 2/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1338683814030274560)  2020-12-15T03:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just cause you got fancy cattle doesnt mean you get to chew the hotel staff for not having big enough parking for your fancy trailers. Yeesh. The [--] yr old at the desk didnt make you book here or design the parking lot. Poor girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1505369241888907266)  2022-03-20T02:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"So now not being racist makes you racist because you dont know that youre racist because you dont know personally what others go through which means that despite not giving a damn about race or lack there of is actually very very racist. Got it. 👍🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1273712824410419215)  2020-06-18T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Some dude from South Dakota honking his horn in the driveway instead of coming and knocking on the door so he can sell a picture he took of the farm place that no one asked for least come knock on the door instead of honking in the driveway like a [--] year old ill mannered boy😒"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944813638025445779)  2025-07-14T17:37Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements


"@6ft4fisherman This. This goes on here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1358583981025996801)  2021-02-08T01:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Apparently theyre cancelling Dr Seuss now. I swear at this point were grasping at straws"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1366596473710862339)  2021-03-02T03:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Always take the time to talk to the old timer in the restaurant or coffee shop. Even if youre in a hurry. Just take the time. It costs nothing to share a smile and lend an ear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1366213344164732928)  2021-03-01T02:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"At the age that I dont want to party on vacation. I want to sit in the cabin and read a good book with a hot drink and a good view find a good dinner every night and go to bed by [--] every day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748869227652780278)  2024-01-21T00:44Z [----] followers, 22.2K engagements


"Told E that grass was fuel For cows. Like we burn our food for energy they burn their food for energy too. Now hes calling it grassoline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1417275919421513743)  2021-07-20T00:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Unsolicited parenting advice is the worst advice. Look Karen my life doesnt typically allow for a 7:30 pm bedtime and [--] screen time. Im happy your kid has never seen a chicken nugget or heard of Paw Patrol but our lifestyle is a bit different so 😘🍑"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1333456805029089280)  2020-11-30T17:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im [--]. been a business owner since [--]. Had employees since [--]. these tweets about the younger generation just irk me. As a younger I can tell you Ive been screwed over by older people and young kids. Its not age it character- and that has nothing to do with age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1655597702401368067)  2023-05-08T15:37Z [----] followers, 21K engagements


"As I sit in the morning silence of my home- I pray this silence is all my children ever have to know. That they never have to learn the sounds of war in their back yard like so many other children around the world. 😞"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1497191455269527606)  2022-02-25T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Littlests birthday party is tonight (finally) and he informed me that he would like donuts and beer for it. Im sorry I thought you were [--] son not 24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1490065030250856450)  2022-02-05T20:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Finally started consistently making a good sandwich loaf and now I think Ive ruined my oldest child into not liking store bought bread. 🫠 Its a compliment but Ive messed up 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1940413378885009657)  2025-07-02T14:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Finally found wheat dry enough at 5:30 racing some nasty looking clouds at 6:15 moving in from the east. #gypsyharvestdiaries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1665502117061091328)  2023-06-04T23:33Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements


"You ever just watch your phone ring not because you dont like the person but bc you havent got the energy for whatever that conversation is about to hold at the moment Cant be just me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1778164957034528845)  2024-04-10T20:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Lord I know we prayed for rain but [--] inches in [--] hours seems a little dramatic 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1803302224312860996)  2024-06-19T05:42Z [----] followers, 28.8K engagements


"Its rare but sometimes I take the ball cap off 🖤✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1434540011400085506)  2021-09-05T15:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Decided to look appear as a functioning member of society today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1717208754398113950)  2023-10-25T15:57Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements


"Lost a set of triplets tonight and if Id have been home an hour sooner I would probably have saved two of the [--]. And thats a hard pill to swallow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1488005167811284992)  2022-01-31T04:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Stood in the store smelling like a barn. next to a dude who smelled like an axe body spray factory. And idk. But I think my barn stench smelled better 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1356326484273733644)  2021-02-01T19:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The people who flash their lights to warn of a trooper ahead are my kinda people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1394328185819516930)  2021-05-17T16:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"One of my lifetime favorite sunrise views has been overtaken by the blinking red lights and ambient silhouettes of (not so) green energy turbines in the left [--] or so years and I dont think Ill ever stop being bitter about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1499358594160107523)  2022-03-03T12:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The mom of [--] in the camper next to me runs [--] miles every day to wake up and start her day. I the mom of [--] drink [--] cups of coffee to wake up and start my day. We are not the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1422589156128018436)  2021-08-03T16:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Drug my boys out of bed at 4:30 to drive [--] hours to pick up sheep and be back in time to help move cows before it gets hot plus a full day of setting up for the shearers. And the remainder of the week up by [--]. Pray for us. They are not morning people 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1549336588584456192)  2022-07-19T10:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Capturing lighting has become a mild obsession lately. This one didnt disappoint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1810518101554757943)  2024-07-09T03:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"They wont always want to adventure with me. So Im taking full advantage of it while theyre still young enough to think Im cool sometimes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1421971785189191686)  2021-08-01T23:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"They never sleep on me like this anymore. I should take him to his own bed but I think Ill just sit here for a while longer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1462261552338378754)  2021-11-21T03:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I had to change a tire on the road for the first time in my life. Good thing I actually did know how"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1549403682772598784)  2022-07-19T14:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When I say you could see the wind coming this is what I mean 😅 I didnt get back in and grab my phone before it started to actually hit- but the sky started turning brown while doing chores. It was dead calm but you could see it coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1801781464045920312)  2024-06-15T00:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You are not authorized to pay on this account Lemme just say if i have an account with you and someone else calls and wants to pay my account you just take their money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1489316904560996352)  2022-02-03T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Happy Monday Remember no one gives a damn how many hours you work in what kind of elements. I know its hard to believe but life isnt a pissing match over who works the hardest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1409520684481536003)  2021-06-28T14:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Laying in bed listening to thunder and rain is my actual idea of paradise these days. A good night indeed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1519504117915398146)  2022-04-28T02:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just got chewed by my kid for accidentally skipping a Chris LeDoux song. Im not even mad. It was a deserved chewing. In this family we do not skip Chris LeDoux"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1463249016020471811)  2021-11-23T20:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Literally everyone in the center portion of the US"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1517937398012858369)  2022-04-23T18:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Show animals are not to be fed like breeding animals. Breeding animals are not to be fed like show animals. If you want longevity in breeding stock you cant feed it like a show animal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1484218228796796931)  2022-01-20T17:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I also fry it in bleach just to be extra safe. How thoroughly do you wash your poultry Anything less than this and youre at risk for salmonella and parasites. https://t.co/ULOTAGvYdR How thoroughly do you wash your poultry Anything less than this and youre at risk for salmonella and parasites. https://t.co/ULOTAGvYdR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1753924709496902112)  2024-02-03T23:33Z [----] followers, 36.3K engagements


"Being a boy mom is. Feeling something off from the side while taking a shower and looking down to find your kid has the curtain open and is peeing on you from outside the shower. Not related: anyone in the market for a [--] year old 🥴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1312926648573087749)  2020-10-05T01:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"12 years ago @OKLAharvester hit the jackpot when he married me. 😜 A lot of growing up has been done since then&a lot of 💩 talk has been spewed. Its mostly been fun and he still hasnt suffocated me in my sleep&always participates in my shenanigans All reasons to celebrate 🍾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1952101286553215319)  2025-08-03T20:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"6 has been praying for rain every day for a while now. Weve gotten a few little drops here and there over the last week tonight while listening to the rain hit his bedroom window he said Mama now I know Im a good prayer cause God heard me and gave us rain all day. 💕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1506083868293713920)  2022-03-22T01:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tired as a mother But my co-captain is cute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1454892452259803141)  2021-10-31T19:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Once upon a time a bunch of early [--] something year olds decided we wanted to make the harvest run. No real background beyond cutting for neighbors now and again and one of us had been on a crew for a few years. 🧵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1353388456219602955)  2021-01-24T17:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I lied yesterday. This might be my favorite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1353013370664976394)  2021-01-23T16:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"*harvest equipment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1685773574861410305)  2023-07-30T22:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Walking into the Family Dollar and some chick sitting outside started twerking on me. Got my little $1 bowl I went for and came out the that girl getting chased by [--] cops down the Main Street. Went for a cheap bowl got a lap dance and Cops episode for free. I love this job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1664337612809617408)  2023-06-01T18:26Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


"100% convinced that in order to work at a DOT scale you have to have been shoved into trashcans on the daily at school and have the spirit animal of an angry chihuahua. Why yall hate your jobs so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1416836118369247239)  2021-07-18T19:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Lifting my [--] year old up with my legs. me: mommy needs a break youre getting heavy 4: your legs carry your big butt around all day so why cant they hold me Thx for the boost of confidence kiddo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1233198909280997381)  2020-02-28T01:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Picking up cake for the cows this morning and [--] asks what are we getting mama Cow cake bubs. Why Is it the cows birthdays today He sang happy birthday while feeding this morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1461021514329997317)  2021-11-17T17:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It took me a minute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1346934217826037760)  2021-01-06T21:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

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