#  @shobanes Shoba Gatimu Shoba Gatimu posts on X about kenya, nairobi, kwanza, mambo the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::337640257/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] -4.60% - [--] Month [---------] -24% - [--] Months [----------] -33% - [--] Year [----------] +44% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::337640257/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] +13% - [--] Month [---] +50% - [--] Months [---] +71% - [--] Year [-----] -7.30% ### Followers: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::337640257/followers)  - [--] Week [-------] +0.09% - [--] Month [-------] +0.32% - [--] Months [-------] +2.90% - [--] Year [-------] +8.30% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::337640257/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) [finance](/list/finance) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [currencies](/list/currencies) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [stocks](/list/stocks) [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) **Social topic influence** [kenya](/topic/kenya), [nairobi](/topic/nairobi), [kwanza](/topic/kwanza), [mambo](/topic/mambo), [money](/topic/money), [ruto](/topic/ruto), [hahaha](/topic/hahaha), [has been](/topic/has-been), [if you](/topic/if-you), [countries](/topic/countries) #1800 **Top assets mentioned** [Mambo (MAMBO)](/topic/mambo) [BODA (BODAV2)](/topic/boda) [Nani Coin (NANI)](/topic/nani) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Hoyo kimya ni juu Govt propagandists wameshindwa ku spin. Can't use the tribal route. Can't make it a class issue waseme it's the middle class. Can't say the security chiefs are being targeted (proven they did it). Can't shout anarchy you've caught their goons vandalising VIVA" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1933219573378994430) 2025-06-12T17:47Z 165.9K followers, 22.9K engagements "Remember the 4billion that Statehouse asked for juzi and sent to Mbadi for approval Here's your answer. Over the past few days the President has been crisscrossing the country to launch the Nyota Project. He has visited Eldoret Nakuru Samburu Nyeri Machakos with more towns lined up. During these launches beneficiaries receive loans of about KSh [-----]. In each visit the https://t.co/zbH6bjKxIa Over the past few days the President has been crisscrossing the country to launch the Nyota Project. He has visited Eldoret Nakuru Samburu Nyeri Machakos with more towns lined up. During these launches" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2012060775880540432) 2026-01-16T07:14Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "This should worry and concern you. Because the average farmer would easily believe KALRO than they would believe a politician. Meanwhile KALRO is being funded by Jeff bezos to run studies on cattle breeds in the global South. Jeff Bezos. 👀👀👀 https://t.co/GBm1s0JO52 👀👀👀 https://t.co/GBm1s0JO52" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2012420560765296667) 2026-01-17T07:03Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "Met a parent yesterday who had just finished admitting their child jana. 21st January. and Parents are still struggling with admittance. And yet the MoE is absolutely silent and has zero plans to resolve this. This is purposeful destruction of the education system" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2013924565848596500) 2026-01-21T10:40Z 165.9K followers, 10.8K engagements "While you are there go to Switzerland police stations and tell us how many people get killed in police cells. Alafu mambo ya Singapore mliwacha sasa mko Switzerland sindio I see. Davos is a small town in Switzerland no bigger than Voi or Molo. Despite its remote location and low population it hosts the World Economic Forum annually bringing together top global leaders to discuss pressing world issues and set the tempo for the year ahead. The event is https://t.co/ppfrkHJaS6 Davos is a small town in Switzerland no bigger than Voi or Molo. Despite its remote location and low population it hosts" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014006414713212974) 2026-01-21T16:05Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "Watoto wa Singapore original wako shuleni wakisoma ama wako nyumbani with a concerningly high nationwide incapability of joining school" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014044548188479807) 2026-01-21T18:36Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "@katibainstitute wanafanya some real good work. Thumbs up Deleted https://t.co/mRF21lKVn1 Deleted https://t.co/mRF21lKVn1" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014278502703419717) 2026-01-22T10:06Z 165.9K followers, [---] engagements "This could be a locally made snack. Just peanut butter covered in dark chocolate. That's it. Tamu ajabu. But everyone wants to make biskwits and barbecue crisps. Need: A Skinny Dip Need: A Skinny Dip" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014281310672474465) 2026-01-22T10:17Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "Vile mambo iko I could trade my ancestral inheritance for a sloppy toppy. And by sloppy toppy I mean a proper nasty blowjob with lots of gagging slobbery spit down my nuts ruined makeup mad gawk kind of blowjob" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014297061928132814) 2026-01-22T11:20Z 166K followers, 42.4K engagements "Every few days kuna violent gang being apprehended across the country. That should tell you something about the state of the nation. ELEVEN GANG MEMBERS NABBED IN KIMININI CRACKDOWN Kiminini Sub-County Law Enforcement officers have apprehended eleven individuals linked to the criminal gang known as Mbogi Yaadu. For a while the gang wreaked havoc on the peaceful residents of Kiminini terrorising the https://t.co/L80e7nS07p ELEVEN GANG MEMBERS NABBED IN KIMININI CRACKDOWN Kiminini Sub-County Law Enforcement officers have apprehended eleven individuals linked to the criminal gang known as Mbogi" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014986359572951317) 2026-01-24T08:59Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "Dear NCCK let me jog your memory kidogo since I see mko na amnesia. *PFA screenshots attached for your perusal* In late Nov [----] (26th-29th Nov) there was an import of a suspicious cargo of [-----] tonnes of maize at the port that was said to be unfit for human consumption and would have also depressed the maize price of Kenyan farmers. Head of Public service Felix Koskei and Trade CS Moses Kuria demanded farmers release their maize in 72hours at the price govt was offering or compete with imported [--] million bags. In a bid to lowball prices and arm twist Kenyan farmers government pushed a" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015757635644182756) 2026-01-26T12:04Z 165.9K followers, 18.3K engagements "Wait until you find out Treasury is seeking Ksh. [--] Billion from a private investor through Public Finance Management Act to upgrade equipment in Kenyan Prisons. Merge prison enterprises farms & the [-----] Acres they sit on. This fund will be managed by a private sector CEO. Ruto is not far away from privatizing universities and major secondary schools. Ruto is not far away from privatizing universities and major secondary schools" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015764805572047259) 2026-01-26T12:32Z 166K followers, 54.7K engagements "Let me see if I'm getting this right. So gunmen go to a church open fire shooting live bullets with rifles. And the explanation by govt and it's sympathisers and bloggers is this is a script by the opposition to gain sympathy People with rifles Not hand guns rifles. I see" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015780700537196723) 2026-01-26T13:35Z 166K followers, 27.2K engagements "LRT I understand why people say pesa bila rizz huwa some down bad ish. Wdym unaeza kunywa wine yurop pay for vacations but can't string a good enough convo starter for access to a hunnay. 😭 I'd be salty full-time Bruh. 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015786223319826773) 2026-01-26T13:57Z 165.9K followers, 23.7K engagements "Widening the tax bracket. Itabidi kila mtu ajiite mkutano as xysist has been saying. Mta approach ballot with awareness. Kenyas government will start collecting the 2% tourism levy from short-term rentals on platforms like Airbnbs and Jumia by end of June. Kenyas government will start collecting the 2% tourism levy from short-term rentals on platforms like Airbnbs and Jumia by end of June" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016108553799655880) 2026-01-27T11:18Z 165.9K followers, 21.2K engagements "Hiyo ni perm The untouchable Kenyas Bold Newspaper. The Standard https://t.co/hpIPU611K6 The untouchable Kenyas Bold Newspaper. The Standard https://t.co/hpIPU611K6" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016128714946310249) 2026-01-27T12:38Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "One thing I like about this spate of exchanges is at some point mtu mmoja in this collective circus will be overcome with anger and mafeelings watuambie za ndani. Snafu @Oketch_Salah Nonsense @Oketch_Salah Nonsense" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016403947099959591) 2026-01-28T06:52Z 165.9K followers, 19.1K engagements "Ever since patty aniambie hizi huwa bongau huwa Naisha sana and cannot unsee it. 😂 Anyway kuna a very big industry ya poultry offcuts that feeds city dwellers. Kwani Muthurwa Huwa wanatoa hizo kuku na fish wapi .Ugali na kuku ya mia unashiba ka nansens na unajaziwa kuku ta gui Kwani Muthurwa Huwa wanatoa hizo kuku na fish wapi .Ugali na kuku ya mia unashiba ka nansens na unajaziwa kuku ta gui" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016415264854659100) 2026-01-28T07:37Z 165.9K followers, 41.5K engagements "So mnasema Raila akisema 'Family and friends' alikuwa anamaanisha Oketch Salah ndio family and winnie and Jr are friends I see" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016447345190183013) 2026-01-28T09:44Z 166K followers, 48.6K engagements "If the millenials and boomers are very stable people and like the longetivity of life how come they carry our that many murder suicide incidents At least yungins wanajiondoa pekee yao. Millennials might have their own shortcomings but we don't solve problems with suicide . What is the obsession of GenZ committing suicide surely The longevity of life doesn't excite you people Millennials might have their own shortcomings but we don't solve problems with suicide . What is the obsession of GenZ committing suicide surely The longevity of life doesn't excite you people" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016750559131300185) 2026-01-29T05:49Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "Kumbe jana ilikuwa international investors day 😂😂 Patel ananunua boeing this week mangai" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016776116199956814) 2026-01-29T07:31Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements "Ume pout lips kwa profile pic. Sidhani your opinion on things like this matter. 😂😭 This is not a body of a healthy bodybuilder this is just a sick man who needs to be saved from himself. Bodybuilding addiction is the worst type of addition. I'll pay for his rehabilitation if need be. https://t.co/B6tpdKOVYi This is not a body of a healthy bodybuilder this is just a sick man who needs to be saved from himself. Bodybuilding addiction is the worst type of addition. I'll pay for his rehabilitation if need be. https://t.co/B6tpdKOVYi" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016799710103912802) 2026-01-29T09:04Z 166K followers, 54.3K engagements "Free @ouma_neko #FreeOumaNeko ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016846737152016442) 2026-01-29T12:11Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "URGENT BLOOD APPEAL: B Positive Nairobi West Hospital [----------] Kelvin for more dets Hey loves. A friend urgently needs B positive blood. She is in in Nairobi west hospital. If you can donate or know someone who can. reach out to her brother Kelvin on [----------] Fare will be provided. Please help save a life RT WIDELY Hey loves. A friend urgently needs B positive blood. She is in in Nairobi west hospital. If you can donate or know someone who can. reach out to her brother Kelvin on [----------] Fare will be provided. Please help save a life RT WIDELY" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017245822342336704) 2026-01-30T14:37Z 166K followers, 10.3K engagements "Yangu hata ni swali. While loss of life during training is not a new thing what are the chances of [--] deaths in a day 🤔 PRESS RELEASE Statement on the sad loss of Recruits During Training. https://t.co/FBYaMi2tLM PRESS RELEASE Statement on the sad loss of Recruits During Training. https://t.co/FBYaMi2tLM" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017257423875248236) 2026-01-30T15:23Z 166K followers, 41.6K engagements "One of the best experiences TBH. Drove a friend's Range Rover juzi and whew That car is so so smooth and so very plush. Kama sio tu kuogopa character development ningesema if bad bad. Drove a friend's Range Rover juzi and whew That car is so so smooth and so very plush. Kama sio tu kuogopa character development ningesema if bad bad" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017525218047365277) 2026-01-31T09:07Z 166K followers, 10.6K engagements "Unaenda kuzurura unaitisha Shawarma ukifikiria it can't be that expensive. Unapata ni 2K. 😭 Unakula ukikumbuka hizo ni Shawarma [--] Chipo na mango jwiss pale South B. Eih. Wah. 😭😭😂😂 VILLA ROSA KEMPINSKI A luxury five star hotel situated on Chiromo Road in Nairobi Kenya. Developed by Symbion Consulting Group in collaboration with global interior design partners including DWP with the project commissioned in [----]. Hapa one night you'll pay close to 10k https://t.co/lfOCiNzmLg VILLA ROSA KEMPINSKI A luxury five star hotel situated on Chiromo Road in Nairobi Kenya. Developed by Symbion" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017528562157515208) 2026-01-31T09:21Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "@Fredonkundii The question is why would farmers go for the lower price point of govt is making assured payments" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017538065351512421) 2026-01-31T09:58Z 166K followers, 12.7K engagements "Jaba ikishika unaingia huku just to read some shite. A social media platform called Moltbook is going viral because its specifically made for AI bots to interact with one another posting content and discussing topics like consciousness and their human creators. Humans can observe what goes on but cant post. https://t.co/lOKNwcDVza A social media platform called Moltbook is going viral because its specifically made for AI bots to interact with one another posting content and discussing topics like consciousness and their human creators. Humans can observe what goes on but cant post." [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017544016485597440) 2026-01-31T10:22Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "Saturday Foundeshen. Chicken defrosting. :) Chicken defrosting. :)" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017603335260680584) 2026-01-31T14:18Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "@ilanakariukii Carmex or Surfers Skin SPF 30" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2000648633276850411) 2025-12-15T19:26Z 166.1K followers, 35.4K engagements "😂😂😂😂 Hii ni same na short selling I loaned a friend 1ETH when the price was at $4800 and he wants to repay me 1ETH now when ETH is at $3100. Is this not theft I loaned a friend 1ETH when the price was at $4800 and he wants to repay me 1ETH now when ETH is at $3100. Is this not theft" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014020070536597685) 2026-01-21T16:59Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements "Everytime I cook chicken I remove breasts drumsticks and thighs. Then I save the back (carcass) in a container in the freezer. When month is at roundabout and I'm tired of rice beans I throw them in hot oil with big ugali. It's like a monthly pension scheme for food. 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014023066313990428) 2026-01-21T17:11Z 166.1K followers, 34.1K engagements "Remember that time Kenya was hosting one of international repute things (can't remember what exactly) so govt rounded up street kids/families and took them to god knows where so Nairobi could look presentable to wageni. We need to stone Kenyan politicians" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015333909081571733) 2026-01-25T08:00Z 166K followers, 14.5K engagements "Mmmh. Is the IQ threshold static or elastic Who decides what the threshold is What happens when some people claim there are factors that predispose them to having lower IQ so the law would be discrimatory What if the low IQ fellas say they want their own low IQ reps I watched a trailer for a really interesting series and it made me wonder: how would you feel if we passed a law that only allowed people above a certain IQ threshold to vote I watched a trailer for a really interesting series and it made me wonder: how would you feel if we passed a law that only allowed people above a certain IQ" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015813014658924978) 2026-01-26T15:44Z 166K followers, 18.9K engagements "Turns out the reason why bacon is going bad getting slimy and smelling rancid after [--] days is because big food gamed preservation and started injecting slabs with 'water' instead of the salt covering and smoking method. It's also the reason why it shrinks that much nowadays" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015838148962746597) 2026-01-26T17:24Z 166K followers, 30.3K engagements "😂😂😂 Kama ili make sense mbona ni poverty mindset tho. Ulijua aje your partner ako na mindset ya poverty wangu alisema tusiende KFC heri tubuy kuku mbili full tupike ilimake sense tho Ulijua aje your partner ako na mindset ya poverty wangu alisema tusiende KFC heri tubuy kuku mbili full tupike ilimake sense tho" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016776435617124581) 2026-01-29T07:32Z 166.1K followers, 41.9K engagements "Mountain mix. Trail mix. Peanuts Almonds cashews raisins cranberries) M&M's milk chocolate. We really don't have snacks in Kenya. Variety/options zetu huwa chini diambo. We really don't have snacks in Kenya. Variety/options zetu huwa chini diambo" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2016797752043491688) 2026-01-29T08:57Z 166.1K followers, 53.1K engagements "Tukisema bad leadership is inclusive non discriminatory and will spare nobody they say we are hating on progress. Haya bas. Hapa kunaendaje. Ata mbuzi wanagula mbila break 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/JsFZk4xhIQ Hapa kunaendaje. Ata mbuzi wanagula mbila break 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/JsFZk4xhIQ" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017542921054990793) 2026-01-31T10:18Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "They started appointing religious persons as chairpersons of EACC because Kenyans generally don't like holding 'Watumishi wa Mungu' accountable. Archbishop Wabukala and Bishop David Oginde in quick succession. EACC is the 4th Arm of Government. An enabler of corruption" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017851273811554492) 2026-02-01T06:43Z 166K followers, 21.2K engagements "I think I am RTing and liking this tweet for the 20th time. Yet Everytime I come across it months later I do not see the 'Like' and RT. One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed. One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017853236452200850) 2026-02-01T06:51Z 166K followers, 71.3K engagements "The thrower of bodies in River Yala. Mr ibu mwenyewe. Who dis https://t.co/3BKJveqoLK Who dis https://t.co/3BKJveqoLK" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017855836346061257) 2026-02-01T07:01Z 166K followers, 22.5K engagements "Kenya Malindi Luxury resorts Billionaire Supermodel Epstein Ghislaine Everything is riiiight there. Read it. See it" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017879344983724307) 2026-02-01T08:35Z 166K followers, 39.5K engagements "@nebulalke Sijaiona story the media conspired to cover up kama hii. Breh Literally every si gle corner was calling it a conspiracy" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017915535950815636) 2026-02-01T10:58Z 166K followers, [---] engagements "F1 is Tony Podesta. A powerful lobbyist. That is some of the Art owned said to be owned by Tony. Tony is brother to John Podesta. John was chief of staff to Bill Clinton and chief campaigner for Hillary. Both refused to testify in Epstein Inquiry. 🤔 @shobanes Bado hamjaona podesta files. #EpsteinFiles ni kionjo. In Nepal Hilary Clinton and Huma Abedin tortured a girl to death and drank her blood. Ever heard of frazzle drip. #frazzledrip @shobanes Bado hamjaona podesta files. #EpsteinFiles ni kionjo. In Nepal Hilary Clinton and Huma Abedin tortured a girl to death and drank her blood. Ever" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017926590601019651) 2026-02-01T11:42Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements "@Mbusih Hata nashangaa so at what point did they realise hana insurance Alafu when he refused to comply They gave chase ama they tracked the bike through surveillance Hii explanation yao ina very many grey areas" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018247735452008692) 2026-02-02T08:58Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "Hakuna hata mmoja hapo naona ako na any identifiable Kenya police issued piece of apparel. Apart from hizo boots which anyone can buy in downtown. Smh. Ethiopia na Turkey huwa na agreements na Kenyan govt. If you see one being abducted chances are gava yao imeambia gava ya Kenya imteke. Ukora ya serikali ni mingi. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018248472546488399 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018248472546488399" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018248472546488399) 2026-02-02T09:01Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "Cannot dispute bacon links to cancer. What i know though is this also distracts us from real problems. How are people deep in villages getting cancers No bacon rarely drink soda no ultra processed foods but cases still very prevalent. Theres a nationwide problem we should see Why processed meat like Bacon rank the same as cigarettes as cancer causes: WHO classified bacon as Group [--] carcinogens in [----] placing them in the same hazard category as tobacco. Research shows daily consumption of [--] slices of bacon increases chances of colon cancer by 18%. Why processed meat like Bacon rank the same" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018278372367908987) 2026-02-02T11:00Z 166K followers, 86.1K engagements "@254Quantum @Dr_AustinOmondi This is something that should be looked at. Also was talking to someone last week and they were telling me how it's so strange young people are getting organ failures. Something is definitely in our food. Definitely in our water. Those are the common denominators" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018288863035445753) 2026-02-02T11:42Z 166K followers, [--] engagements "Usiskize ma-haters. A message Sponsored by Chama Cha Mapinduzi 🫠 Which road sign is this I took this picture near Rombo in Tanzania https://t.co/V8YPS4Frs2 Which road sign is this I took this picture near Rombo in Tanzania https://t.co/V8YPS4Frs2" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018290704326459507) 2026-02-02T11:49Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "The reckless politics being advanced in Nakuru by Arama Cheruiyot and Susan will burn that whole area down. "Huo upuzi wenu wa ukabila usituletee na mkitaka tucheze siasa ya Ukabila tutacheza' Nakuru West MP Samuel Arama breathing fire lecturing Nakuru Kalenjin MPS leaders https://t.co/82xwa3cUAM "Huo upuzi wenu wa ukabila usituletee na mkitaka tucheze siasa ya Ukabila tutacheza' Nakuru West MP Samuel Arama breathing fire lecturing Nakuru Kalenjin MPS leaders https://t.co/82xwa3cUAM" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018292634830454879) 2026-02-02T11:57Z 166K followers, 21K engagements "Najua tuko United against the atrocious pricing in Kenya but the private security needs and costs for peace of mind while living in Mzansi like this would probably make you sell it utafute za USD 1M Kanairo. Allegedly. 🫠🥲😂😂 This fully furnished [--] Bedrooms all ensuite palatial home is being sold at Ksh80M in South Africa's capital city. It has swim-pool built in bar gym gaming roomshome offices 3kitchens SQ for [--] etc. How much do you think it will in Kenya Shillings if it's in Runda or Karen. https://t.co/77AvUBaxtf This fully furnished [--] Bedrooms all ensuite palatial home is being sold at" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018606467256082442) 2026-02-03T08:44Z 166K followers, 10.7K engagements "Peer reviewed academic beef 😁 I'm listening. My brother is a scientist & regularly publishes papers. He has a nemesis on the other side of the world who doggedly publishes objections to his analyses. Few of us get to achieve this kind of professional beef in the 21st century & I find this enviable My brother is a scientist & regularly publishes papers. He has a nemesis on the other side of the world who doggedly publishes objections to his analyses. Few of us get to achieve this kind of professional beef in the 21st century & I find this enviable" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018642417222860879) 2026-02-03T11:07Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "There are so many other ways to approach this topic. Including it being a crime and institutional cover ups. And this is the one you picked first I see. Sodomy in schools: How to psychologically prepare your child to speak up https://t.co/yFv9QIai23 Sodomy in schools: How to psychologically prepare your child to speak up https://t.co/yFv9QIai23" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018736268797207012) 2026-02-03T17:20Z 166K followers, 10.2K engagements "If you get time read this. It's a small [--] page report by Nairobi Water and Sanitation Committee in [----]. Then look up Renton Company Ltd. The [----] Acres parcel of land in Ruai Parcels No LR [-----] LR [-----] and the William Ruto and Cyrus Jirongo ownership and expansion plans The Nairobi sewerage treatment plant in Ruai. https://t.co/yMEElzU3BH The Nairobi sewerage treatment plant in Ruai. https://t.co/yMEElzU3BH" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018752202844893354) 2026-02-03T18:23Z 166.1K followers, 25.7K engagements "@Mr_Guantai Incredible build design incredible quality incredible comfort and pricing at that point. There's a pic I posted nikiwa Bata a couple days/weeks back. Was looking for formals and the range was incredibly underwhelming. The glue smudges are also very off putting. Terrible quality" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018763140532777231) 2026-02-03T19:06Z 166K followers, [---] engagements "@gidikariuki Dedicated desks for Sexual and Gender based Violence. Meant to create a safe space for victims to report incidents and also to expedite handling of cases. Also ideally be manned by trained personnel so it's easier to carry out investigations prep charge sheets etc" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018765351262294043) 2026-02-03T19:15Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "Mimi yangu ni swali tu juu sijui hii maneno. How hard or easy is it to prompt AI to brand the teabags and make the car without the logo Ketepa wishes to remind the public that section [--] of the Love Languages Code - aka the gifting of Ketepa Tea bags in decorative and romantic bouquet displays during this month of love is an enshrined freedom that all Kenyans across all walks can engage in without fear of https://t.co/c6rmS4ZGgb Ketepa wishes to remind the public that section [--] of the Love Languages Code - aka the gifting of Ketepa Tea bags in decorative and romantic bouquet displays during" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018919291467550926) 2026-02-04T05:27Z 166K followers, 24.4K engagements "Started with 'Nakumatt Blue Label' products. First year alone they made Ksh. 2Billion 😳 in sales on their branded products alone. They had mpaka their own Ice Cream brand. Wait a minute. Nakumatt was pushing [--] Billion worth of goods/revenue yearly [--] years ago Eh. Naivas na Carrefour are busy introducing inhouse labelled products. I wonder what the other manufacturers/suppliers think of it. Naivas na Carrefour are busy introducing inhouse labelled products. I wonder what the other manufacturers/suppliers think of it" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018922006448910834) 2026-02-04T05:38Z 166K followers, 76.9K engagements "@missSuesay I remember seeing their bleach and detergent which had way superior packaging material including the product itself" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018946159369412689) 2026-02-04T07:14Z 166K followers, [----] engagements "@TheNjui Kwanza the strip mall thing and mini malls will be a complete menace. They are cropping up everywhere" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2019455687068131706) 2026-02-05T16:58Z 166K followers, [--] engagements "I'd never cheat on her. 😭😭🥹🥹 The only size that makes sense https://t.co/XHuLzkM6sT The only size that makes sense https://t.co/XHuLzkM6sT" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2019716400290697485) 2026-02-06T10:14Z 166.1K followers, 12.4K engagements "Wataeka tender ya [---] Billion for installation of water works at Kasarani. Just wait and see. The Kasarani Stadium playing surface is clearly thirsty. https://t.co/bBUn0H1NcL The Kasarani Stadium playing surface is clearly thirsty. https://t.co/bBUn0H1NcL" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020416049129353504) 2026-02-08T08:34Z 166.1K followers, 14.8K engagements "How can this happen with a government in place Surely is this not theft But then again the government that should be protecting Kenyans is the one leading their onslaught. Soil for the Future Africa wants to pay these natives $2 per year for an acre in the name of carbon credits through a [--] year lease😔The natives have said NO. We travelled all the way to Oldonyonyoike for our First Independent Public Participation and this is how it went down https://t.co/lVkRHXKCwY Soil for the Future Africa wants to pay these natives $2 per year for an acre in the name of carbon credits through a [--] year" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1930193362658705885) 2025-06-04T09:22Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Suggestion za movies or Interesting things on YouTube zikam" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1964012488380600367) 2025-09-05T17:07Z 166.2K followers, 59K engagements "I need to understand this better. The striking exam markers are [---] in number Striking over Ksh. [----] unpaid allowances [--] Million bob We need to thoroughly beat our political class for putting hard working Kenyans through such nonsense repeatedly" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2000198848090689571) 2025-12-14T13:39Z 166.2K followers, 48.5K engagements "Kasongo defence forces hunichekesha sana. Mmesema it's a private sale agreement so we should not bother looking into it I see. 😅 Hata sikuwa nikuwe invested in this shid. But now I kinda am. Juu naona iko maneno hamtaki tuone. *Adds to weekend rabbit hole list* German firm you say ay 👀 Despite having operations in Frankfurt Germany Celebi is actually a Turkish company HQ'd in Istanbul. In fact they only entered Germany in [----]. Mnawaita German firm kutumislead sindio Also important to note Celebi not only deals with Cargo but https://t.co/ozlR0zannZ German firm you say ay 👀 Despite having" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2014034976270922228) 2026-01-21T17:58Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Unaangalia teams za EFL Championship unaona stadiums zao kama Portman Road Deepdale Bramall Lane unashangaa hatuwezi jenga stadium ndogo ndogo (15-20k sitters) tuanze hata na 10K sitters for local football clubs. Ground Ablution changing rooms [--] stands. Expansion baadae" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2015379715889172652) 2026-01-25T11:02Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "There was a fella called Edgar Welch who one day in [----] he stormed into Comet Ping Pong (A pizza joint mentioned for having links with pedos human trafficking and child sex rings). Got in with an AR-15 rifle fired shots. When everyone scampered he went to a locked closet door tried opening it with a knife unable he shot through it. Destroying a computer that was inside. No one was hurt. Just a ruined computer. After [--] minutes inside he surrendered. Comet ping pong is owned by a guy called James Alefantis (Jimmy Comet). Just go to your Twitter search bar and search 'Alefantis.' Then go to" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017893892331581703) 2026-02-01T09:32Z 166.1K followers, 68.6K engagements "Terry Ray Krieger (Guka Terry) The American residing in Kenya who was convicted of [--] counts of child sexual offences in [----] and sentenced to [--] years imprisonment. Was quietly released only to defile [--] other minors and child prostitution. Kenyan children. Remember that" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017932082060644582) 2026-02-01T12:04Z 166.1K followers, 29.9K engagements "Mimi kitu najua ni the human mind huwa na sensor flani ya ku Alert the age range of a person either by looks actions or small conversation. Alafu hawa matajiri si they travel with handlers Hakuna mtu aliwahi ona hii maneno ni shida tupu As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been fabricated inside this story to be weaponized. Jeffrey Epstein was not just a simple billionaire but a member of the Council of Foreign Relations with access to heads od states. In this position As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017946607757434971) 2026-02-01T13:02Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements "A few things happened. Mwau pulled 7% from Nakumatt (estimated to be 4Billion then) which shocked system and investors. The 'laundry' being carried out by 'Charterhouse bank' that was hosted inside almost every Nakumatt branch. Lol. Like inside inside the supermarket. 🫠 and non payment to suppliers. Among the customers and key depositers of Charterhouse was a little know company located at Baba Dogo known as WE Tilley Muthaiga. Which was a 'Fish processing company.' This is where things get a bit interesting. Tilley also had an account at the collapsed Imperial Bank where they allegedly" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018929369079574624) 2026-02-04T06:07Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "A theory goes if you have a tonne load of money and are into Epstein crimes meet an artist ask what they are charging for a piece then offer them 10-20 times that. Now you have a piece you can trade instead of moving cash and raising flags. You also have provenance. Crazy" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2019426171818291558) 2026-02-05T15:01Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "If cabinet ministers and principal secretaries disregard parliamentary summons how will Parliament efficiently oversight a privately owned fund Buffoonery" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020081560641499586) 2026-02-07T10:25Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "750k votes from where The nyamakima traders going through a tough time The Nairobi residents without water and poor infrastructure The jobless hundreds of thousands of Nairobians being told to join mjengo The employed with raided payslips Traders being harassed From my office window.amazing stadium. This stadium alone is 750k votes for H. E Ruto in [----]. https://t.co/pk114sjzHQ From my office window.amazing stadium. This stadium alone is 750k votes for H. E Ruto in [----]. https://t.co/pk114sjzHQ" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020086726891274476) 2026-02-07T10:46Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Ichung'wa even tried division on class basis. Talking about 'Protesters with iPhones who come with Uber and eat at KFC.'" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020407297697280055) 2026-02-08T08:00Z 166.2K followers, 34.5K engagements "Msisahau pia alienda Western Kenya with 150million as sugar bonus to be shared among [-----] farmers as sugar Reforms. Then akatoka amebeba sugar milling factories. We need to list all the atrocities he has metted on Kenyans the past 4yrs ndio watu wasisahau. Make it available to everyone on ground and online. Hand outs won't bring back our lost comrades. Mlisema tungoje [----] ndio hii sasa. We need to list all the atrocities he has metted on Kenyans the past 4yrs ndio watu wasisahau. Make it available to everyone on ground and online. Hand outs won't bring back our lost comrades. Mlisema" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020413932935286904) 2026-02-08T08:26Z 166.2K followers, 12.4K engagements "Si ni leo tu tumefanya Zakat walk Jamani Yaani hawa watu duh. SENATOR Abdul Haji: The reluctance of some pastoralists to pay 'Zakat' may be one contributing factor to the persistence of the drought situation. https://t.co/IEXdx280C1 SENATOR Abdul Haji: The reluctance of some pastoralists to pay 'Zakat' may be one contributing factor to the persistence of the drought situation. https://t.co/IEXdx280C1" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020545723595694585) 2026-02-08T17:10Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements "Sat next to a lady who seems to have some mental health issues. Carrying a toddler. She just told the kid "Ile ni Aga Khan hospital. Hapo ndio wakubwa huwa wanaenda. Kama Kawanjiku na Boxer. Sisi tunaenda Karuri. Tunatibiwa na tunapona. Hao hawaponi."" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020766995164397951) 2026-02-09T07:49Z 166.2K followers, 99.8K engagements "KRA rebrand is an optics endeavour. They want to fool Kenyans by changing from Authority to Service/s. Same way Kenya Police Force rebranded to National Police Service yet it still kills Kenyans. Your services are still authoritarian. Stop the madness" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020785524223377841) 2026-02-09T09:03Z 166.2K followers, 13.8K engagements "@Attilla_IV Diambo. Inabidi watu is wanalala ile guest room ya chini" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021140613874229323) 2026-02-10T08:34Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements "Firearms Act [--] (5) Any person who is licensed to be in possession of a firearm shall keep it securely at all times and in safe custody. Safe Custody to specifically mean in physical custody of the licensee (On your person) or in a safe approved by a licensing officer. What do you mean he had his gun securely locked in his hotel room Did these fellas steal a gun safe ama ilikuwa kwa kabati Something is not adding up. Seems like someone was reckless with handling of their firearm. Ni nani huyu anafichiwa white DETECTIVES RECOVER STOLEN GLOCK [--] PISTOL ARREST FOUR SUSPECTS Kilimani detectives" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021149826067337585) 2026-02-10T09:10Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mango season is coming to an end and I've just eaten [--] mangoes. Nani za kujinunulia. I see. Avocado season nobody talk to me please. 🙂" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021162379208237476) 2026-02-10T10:00Z 166.2K followers, 21.7K engagements "@Surveyor_001 😂😂😂 Abai tugul 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021201827845505123) 2026-02-10T12:37Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements "This guy blows his fuse so fast it's actually insane. He'll do that 'Haya nimeskia. Ni sawa' for [--] seconds and by the 21st second he is foaming at the mouth issuing warnings and threats. Byeee Byeee. Kasongo Byeee Byeee. Residents: "Kasongo Byee Byee Byee Kasongo Byee Byee Byee. 🤓 Ruto: Sitaki Mkutano ya kupigiwa kelele. 😅 The people of the Pipeline decided to 'Salimia' Githinji. 😎 https://t.co/DAFxQ6NTgK Residents: "Kasongo Byee Byee Byee Kasongo Byee Byee Byee. 🤓 Ruto: Sitaki Mkutano ya kupigiwa kelele. 😅 The people of the Pipeline decided to 'Salimia' Githinji. 😎" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021441751215689994) 2026-02-11T04:30Z 166.2K followers, 38.6K engagements "Meanwhile a Kenyan Parliamentarian gets Ksh15000 for airtime monthly and ksh80000 per every committee sitting as allowances. This type of disparity is infuriating. When I meet police officers they are very happy with us. The teachers earning Ksh30000 are very excited - CS Mbadi https://t.co/lQufoiMJXs When I meet police officers they are very happy with us. The teachers earning Ksh30000 are very excited - CS Mbadi https://t.co/lQufoiMJXs" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021451611760099687) 2026-02-11T05:09Z 166.2K followers, 31.9K engagements "Out of curiosity does GAVI still run the partnership they had with IVI led by the Gates foundation PS: GAVI is the organisation that supplies Kenya with essential vaccines like Polio and BCG. I'm a pro vaxxer (Esp zero dose vaccines) but I also like asking a few questions. Kenyas Cabinet has approved the opening of offices by global organisations like the Ford Foundation the International Vaccine Institute (IVI) and others in Nairobi Kenyas Cabinet has approved the opening of offices by global organisations like the Ford Foundation the International Vaccine Institute (IVI) and others in" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021518058792341831) 2026-02-11T09:33Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "ODM. has official ousted Edwin Sifuna as Secretary General of the ODM party. To be replaced by Catherine Omanyo. Ruto has officially successfully turned ODM into a NYAYOesque-Ndio baba Party" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021596156707434987) 2026-02-11T14:44Z 166.2K followers, 16.2K engagements "@NI_Mensah Also that there are other people who some Kenyans identify with like Jimmy and Babu (Those Busia mkutano factioners). The noise will be unending 🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021599931480326516) 2026-02-11T14:59Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements "@Juma_Joji Don't say this. Why are you making it tribal Can't you see we are an inclusive govt" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021605868630859902) 2026-02-11T15:22Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements "@bintiswahiliya Yes. I think he can. Especially now that ODM has been acquired by UDA so some party affiliated goodwill is gone. Also because he's mainly been always seen to stand steadfast with the people. I could bet many people would consider him a voice of reason in a time of lunacy" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021613663803572595) 2026-02-11T15:53Z 166.2K followers, 39K engagements "@Mr_Ans_W 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wisdom" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021614084928544816) 2026-02-11T15:55Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements "This is particularly to the naysayers in the replies who think it's hard for Sifuna to win votes. In [----] ODM in coast was MASSIVE. So massive that they won 3/6 counties all the 7/7 MP seats in Kilifi and almost all the seats in Mombasa. However a strange thing happened. Just before the elections ODM decided to gift the ODM Nyali parliamentary ticket to a fella called Said Abdalla Saidoh a said relative of Hassan Joho. So the residents of Mombasa said fine you are about to find out. They told Moha to view independent. So Moha Jicho pevu vied as an independent candidate. Saidoh lost so bad" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021644558376018349) 2026-02-11T17:56Z 166.2K followers, 31.7K engagements "@JoeWMuchiri1 Kenya Revenue Singapore 🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021655003187073056) 2026-02-11T18:38Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements "@Peshy_E To you too dia. Have a great one. ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021833915032605075) 2026-02-12T06:29Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements "@Trackmann2 Breeeeh" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022929401600741533) 2026-02-15T07:02Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Walifunzwa na CS Linturi. Authorities confiscate more than [---] bags of counterfeit repackaged government-subsidised fertiliser valued at KES [--] million in Naiberi Eldoret City. https://t.co/dgzqLcKYyk Authorities confiscate more than [---] bags of counterfeit repackaged government-subsidised fertiliser valued at KES [--] million in Naiberi Eldoret City. https://t.co/dgzqLcKYyk" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022935425271410845) 2026-02-15T07:26Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "@MariaSTsehai Hypocrisy na double standards zimekita kambi huko meta. Amusing they are trying to posture as ambassadors of freedom of expression. While they themselves curtail those freedoms for states and also carry out surveillance of other countries citizens" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022169819521724720) 2026-02-13T04:43Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "@Ngala987 Same coin. We are doomed" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022954491084242950) 2026-02-15T08:41Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements "There is a stark contrast between ODM entourage meetings [--] months ago na saa hii. No energy no charisma no electrifying vibe no mwananchi resonating speeches. Kenyans are standing there like Malizeni muende" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022956102900703261) 2026-02-15T08:48Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "In not so long some people will lamenting "Just because we joined govt does not mean we are under UDA. Kina Kimani na Aaron wanataka kutupanga kwa nini They cannot be giving us instructions when they want." 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021605415427899429) 2026-02-11T15:21Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Eat your fruits and your friends. But just 3-4 friends. Not all" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021849164942873017) 2026-02-12T07:29Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Probably the 3rd time now. Happened under the president happened under the prime cabinet secretary. Tena in international setups. Shameful. The Flag of our Republic was mounted upside down. How did this escape notice Or more concerning: if it was noticed who thought it a non-issue and allowed it to be displayed in such a state https://t.co/cC9kQXr4hR The Flag of our Republic was mounted upside down. How did this escape notice Or more concerning: if it was noticed who thought it a non-issue and allowed it to be displayed in such a state https://t.co/cC9kQXr4hR" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022916723691921894) 2026-02-15T06:11Z 166.2K followers, 43.2K engagements "If you find yourself in a situation where govt is consistently explaining policies jua kuna shida. Citizen focused policies do not need constant explainers because mwananchi can just feel it" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022933565839954311) 2026-02-15T07:18Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Fried Chicken and Dipping sauce I'm hearing. Small thread after maybe 👀" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022965676282151215) 2026-02-15T09:26Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "I've seen a list of Kenyan MPs and their contact details. Can we please crowdsource details on businesses they own so we can boycott their businesses If they hit us where it hurts by voting yes we can hit them where it hurts They want to play So can we. #RejectFinanceBill2024" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1801192038794252643) 2024-06-13T09:57Z 166.2K followers, 639.8K engagements "Murang'a farmers walisema heri wadeal na [----] ya County kuliko [----] ya serikali kwa mahindi" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2017531137204387980) 2026-01-31T09:31Z 166.2K followers, 142.7K engagements "I saw the wooden tiled floor and yeah. No doubt this is definitely in Nyeri. That's the one thing my nyez peeps always get right. Wooden floors. Bruh https://t.co/you9rxQJ3H Bruh https://t.co/you9rxQJ3H" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020543211723460615) 2026-02-08T17:00Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Brown pants khaki pants White Nike Sneakers and a jumper. Out here looking like a yamune fella from Iten camp. 😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021116172939235334) 2026-02-10T06:57Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Safaricom is never beating those allegations of stealing and taking over people's concepts and ideas. 🤧 Safaricom-backed M-Gas is seeking government approval to sell carbon credits from its clean-cooking operations in Kenya tapping into the growing global carbon market. https://t.co/2DvTyW9ARd Safaricom-backed M-Gas is seeking government approval to sell carbon credits from its clean-cooking operations in Kenya tapping into the growing global carbon market. https://t.co/2DvTyW9ARd" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021457000308388030) 2026-02-11T05:31Z 166.2K followers, 12.2K engagements "@_yohfan @Kastone_Paul 😭😭😭😭😭😭" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2021910160768196829) 2026-02-12T11:32Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "@Jahmu__ Mark Rufalo is all I need to see kujua hii nta cheki" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022214535491563945) 2026-02-13T07:41Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements "@ItsDenzo 🤣🤣🤣 wewe unaweza fukuza sifuna kama hujapromisiwa kiti" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022957033977516389) 2026-02-15T08:51Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements "Oburu is absolutely right. The Deputy President Seat is a public seat and no region is so special to have the seat reserved for them alone. If ODM want the seat I don't see why not. Other regions should taste it too. Sharing is good for cohesion" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022167580950319448) 2026-02-13T04:34Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Hakuna kufunga laptop leo. Leo ni kufunga store. Little but honest work. Chonjo. 👍🏾 Breakfast. Manual labor day. https://t.co/cb8mem3SCN Breakfast. Manual labor day. https://t.co/cb8mem3SCN" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022251934229701045) 2026-02-13T10:10Z 166.2K followers, 12.4K engagements "@AgolaLinda Murima faction hawako pleased. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022956842863968755) 2026-02-15T08:51Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements "What is happening in Kitengela Mkutano imeanza Nipeni link wadau" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022975246911873330) 2026-02-15T10:04Z 166.2K followers, 16.7K engagements "These same people are always taking pics with and talking high praise for African presidents who are looting their countries to the ground. Italy's Meloni at African Union: Those who believe that migration is necessary and indispensable are in fact acting selfishly. If young people leave their land what will become of the history culture and existence of the country they have abandoned https://t.co/jRe42yZkPR Italy's Meloni at African Union: Those who believe that migration is necessary and indispensable are in fact acting selfishly. If young people leave their land what will become of the" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022937840003465709) 2026-02-15T07:35Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Justice for Whitney Atieno Murder tapes: DPP's order that could amount to miscarriage of justice in Whitney Atieno death https://t.co/bGFTTkq0tQ https://t.co/phV2m23hH9 Murder tapes: DPP's order that could amount to miscarriage of justice in Whitney Atieno death https://t.co/bGFTTkq0tQ https://t.co/phV2m23hH9" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2022940616364298412) 2026-02-15T07:46Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Im sorry but this maandamano talk by Babu Owino is a masterstroke" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2023030136644510156) 2026-02-15T13:42Z 166.2K followers, 78.5K engagements "Seeing info that Hussein the Wajir Dela ward MCA who went missing after reportedly being abducted in South B in September [----] has been found. 'Resurfaced at his Nairobi home.'" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1898500523872883108) 2025-03-08T22:26Z 166.2K followers, 107.7K engagements "Aluta Saturday niko kwa runway sasa about to take off. JKIA to Kuala Lumpur via Montreal. Kaende sasa" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1954227874929533337) 2025-08-09T17:06Z 166.2K followers, 381.5K engagements "@manmahuro That's an AI thing" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2018929804721160587) 2026-02-04T06:09Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "STFU You started a fire station in Feb-March [----]. You are yet to complete it. Useless. President Uhuru served [--] years Ruto should too; as the people of the Mountain we promised and must pay that debt Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru. Video by Timothy Kariuki. https://t.co/VvisqjQYpr President Uhuru served [--] years Ruto should too; as the people of the Mountain we promised and must pay that debt Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru. Video by Timothy Kariuki. https://t.co/VvisqjQYpr" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2020400374684016929) 2026-02-08T07:32Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements "Jamaa saa hii ako ikulu anameza Mara moja akipiga thermos za recho teke. Wantam The kitengela declaration" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/2023032240658378805) 2026-02-15T13:50Z 166.2K followers, 26.6K engagements "😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mna shangaa that people do that kind of shit Alafu the worst bit huwa it's all related. You 'Fallout' with one brand 'person' you fallout with 'All' of them juu agencies are intertwined in some way and account /community managers ni mabeshte. Nairobi tricky sana" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1081077923405287424) 2019-01-04T06:40Z 165.7K followers, [--] engagements "Brooooh. She was giving that sloppy toppy real good with the dribble on the mouf. 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1422496136477151248) 2021-08-03T09:54Z 164K followers, [--] engagements "Kuna pampers zinaitwa MamyPoko. 😭😭😭 There's a ragga song called poko man jam . There's a ragga song called poko man jam " [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1458045757064351744) 2021-11-09T12:16Z 165.7K followers, [--] engagements "@__mras @gidikariuki 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1516130007772450829) 2022-04-18T19:02Z 165.2K followers, [--] engagements "I don't know who needs to hear this but Naivas Embakasi (The new one on Airport North Road karibu na KFC/Coca Cola Depot) has a sale on Books First assorted books novels nini nini for [---] bob. You are welcome" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1536729869790457856) 2022-06-14T15:18Z 164.5K followers, [----] engagements "These actually look really good. Ni kama tu viewing ya open casket. Makes sense. Unless ni violent death where alikuwa disfigured Sioni ubaya" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1544975660610904064) 2022-07-07T09:24Z 165.3K followers, [--] engagements "The cyber attacks are good so we can test our systems to be like Singapore. In fact we will dedicate [--] million bags of fertilizer worth [--] Billion to build modern cyber farms" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1684535393402617856) 2023-07-27T12:05Z 166.2K followers, 313.8K engagements "@Winnie_Maybach" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1792123923674595745) 2024-05-19T09:23Z 165.5K followers, [--] engagements "Oyah. Nikishika mbana pyamu ya tenje lazma niipige registration on the spot ama inaeza tumika vyohi" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1805162845962699232) 2024-06-24T08:55Z 164.4K followers, 13.4K engagements "Imagine being a serial killer. Murdering 10+ people getting away with it while living a few meters away from the kware dumpsite seeing the current operation with all the cops and going to dump another body in the middle of an operation. Mhhh. 🤔🤔🤔" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1812744310862840126) 2024-07-15T07:01Z 165.9K followers, 79.6K engagements "@Annitajoe1 Sio true. Kila gun huwa na bore unique. When you fire it hizo grooves/scratches huwa ndani ndio hujichora on the sides za bullet. Think of it ka fingerprint. Ukitoa bullets tano kwa box u fire na gun mbili ballistics itaonyesha they were fired by two different guns" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1816516478566633507) 2024-07-25T16:50Z 165.7K followers, [----] engagements "Hawa Adani Group tunafaa ku dig deep. How many airports they have built scope of work. Cost vis a vis returns they are realising for each and terms of contracts issued. Before Thursday next week tunafaa kuwa na hii information yote tutengeze talking points to reach more people" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1817448925353087269) 2024-07-28T06:36Z 165K followers, 73.4K engagements "NEW BILL ALERT The Computer Misuse and Cybercrime Ammendment Bill [----]. A person who communicates in a way that will cause fear of violence apprehension or is offensive is liable to a fine not exceeding Ksh 20M or not more than [--] yrs imprisonment. Amkeni Wanamaliza salamu" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1841401968771613054) 2024-10-02T08:56Z 164.3K followers, 458.4K engagements "One of the banks a director stepped down husband was nominated to the countrys top financial institution. Then [--] UAE firms with local ties bought 39% shares then early this year they bought 16% more. One listed shareholder also serves wacha niwachie hapo. Sidiaingi story mob Who is the Principal Banker for SHIF/SHA Who is the Principal Banker for SHIF/SHA" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1849444096072397257) 2024-10-24T13:33Z 164.8K followers, 412K engagements "This facility cost [---] Billion. Has [---] beds [--] ICU units [--] theaters SHIF 104bn + Edible oil [--] bn + Fertiliser [--] bn = 133bn We could build [--] such facilities across Kenya with [--] of YOUR looting sprees. Yet you tell Kenyans to be patient. This is abhorrent and odius. Shameful Commissioning of Cardiothoracic Centre AGC Tenwek Hospital Bomet County. https://t.co/Hm2BgtV5OX Commissioning of Cardiothoracic Centre AGC Tenwek Hospital Bomet County. https://t.co/Hm2BgtV5OX" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1849479722725679241) 2024-10-24T15:55Z 164.4K followers, 76.6K engagements "Kenyans rolled up their sleeves worked extremely hard gave the government money through taxes to develop their country then you took 104Billion and built a shambolic thing called SHIF. You need to stop victim playing because you are Kenya's enemy numerous uno. You need to go. I will do the right thing for our country irrespective of the names people call me including Zakayo- President Ruto https://t.co/DfdWiSMZDW I will do the right thing for our country irrespective of the names people call me including Zakayo- President Ruto https://t.co/DfdWiSMZDW" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1850435721531736338) 2024-10-27T07:13Z 165.1K followers, 69.9K engagements "The immediate former governor and now speaker @HonAmasonKingi bought a 145mil house . His pal @GideonMungaroM former Kilifi North MP is the sitting governor and is yet to do anything substantive. Their Senator Rtd. Justice @StewartMadzayo has been in Senate since [----]. Upuzi tu. Look at the hospitals https://t.co/c4bHqRSY2X Look at the hospitals https://t.co/c4bHqRSY2X" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1854423098944024826) 2024-11-07T07:18Z 164.8K followers, 265.6K engagements "Liwatoni was completed and commissioned by Uhuru. Joho through Ministry of Ministry of Mining (MIMBE) has advertised a tender for completion of the same Fisheries. Tender Documents here - mmbe&ma/sdbe&f/31/2023-2024 The expected outcome is transparency and justification. Hebu niulize explain to me what this will do cause sielewi. What is the expected outcome Hebu niulize explain to me what this will do cause sielewi. What is the expected outcome" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1865717974058897530) 2024-12-08T11:20Z 154K followers, 68.5K engagements "Hamjanotice abductions zikifanywa wakiachiliwa kuna story inatokea about them where mna question integrity ya victims which waters down their Activism visibility tuna lose momentum and we have to kinda rebuild Hamuoni Ruto anatucheza na tunamsaidia ku push agenda ya kugeukana" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1876565662035738929) 2025-01-07T09:44Z 165.6K followers, 80.1K engagements "I can dig up a minimum of countless tweets I have done over the years about everything you have mentioned. From River Yala Murders NYS theft Uhuru/Kenyatta family disastrous grip on the country lawlessness during Uhuru tenure Mungiki resurgence etc from way back [----]. But I understand your need to push a Tribalist narrative to defend Ruto juu siasa ya chuki kugawanyishana na ukabila ndio mambo yenu ya Kenya Kwanza. @shobanes The same same youth who were silent during uhurus erano fuel timeunga was goldriver yala sagashakahola massacregachagua arrestgikomba got attacked almost [--] timeszero" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1888875885907865710) 2025-02-10T09:01Z 153.9K followers, [----] engagements "Ikifika ni mambo ya ku attack na ku threaten Kang'ata because he is not aligning with that Mathira charlatan hapo nayo itabidi bwana ya Dorcas amejidishi na hizo truthful mehn nonsense zake. Na muambie huyo 'Mwarimu' wa Nyeri yeye ni mtu mshenzi for those foolish remarks. Buffoon" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1889215594509283749) 2025-02-11T07:31Z 153.6K followers, 86.1K engagements "'Some white women.' As if Meg is not the immediate former ambassador to Kenya. The most influential diplomatic entity around. That just sat back and watched in silence as Kenyans were shot and murdered in broad daylight by Rutos Govt by un-uniformed people in unidentifiable cars Why is the wrath of Kenyans being channeled to some white women when there are ex-presidents worth [-----] times more Probably due to successful manipulation of social media and popular opinion by the big guys. Why is the wrath of Kenyans being channeled to some white women when there are ex-presidents worth [-----] times" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1889931783581606173) 2025-02-13T06:57Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements "If you have privilege to drive different categories big suv/German or Economic/Kadudu vehicles into different premises nothing ever prepares you for the stark difference in treatment you receive from gate personnel and parking attendants. Kenyan classism is very interesting" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1889969772122812754) 2025-02-13T09:28Z 154K followers, 256.8K engagements "Noticeable it is Masengeli and Lagat who are personally doing this. Not just random cops. Image cleanup PR drive exercises after abducting shooting killing Kenyans and subsequently repeatedly failing to appear in court. @NPSOfficial_KE charlatans 🚮🚮🚮 Deputy Inspectors General Eliud Lagat (KPS) and Gilbert Masengeli (APS) give flowers to Kenyans in Nairobi CBD to celebrate Valentines Day https://t.co/vlGnx6Of5Y Deputy Inspectors General Eliud Lagat (KPS) and Gilbert Masengeli (APS) give flowers to Kenyans in Nairobi CBD to celebrate Valentines Day https://t.co/vlGnx6Of5Y" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1890322440858784025) 2025-02-14T08:49Z 153.6K followers, 27.6K engagements "@thee_alfa_house If I'm not mistaken hata Burundi voted against us last time. So seeing this year's last minute charm offensive lobbying was interesting. Mambo itakuwa interesting huku" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1890332781936316557) 2025-02-14T09:30Z 153.6K followers, [---] engagements "@Winnie_Maybach 🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1890361702866149791) 2025-02-14T11:25Z 153.5K followers, [--] engagements "Time and time again in past and recently this has been proved to unfuctual. Ruto wins things because he throws money at the problem to buy 'it' off or he eliminates 'it' through violence. Not because he has any wise tact. Unfortunately for him that Kenya changed on June 25th I am sure Ruto has a plan B though. He is a master politician. I am sure Ruto has a plan B though. He is a master politician" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891025251091251589) 2025-02-16T07:22Z 153.8K followers, 45.3K engagements "We don't need the African Union We have a token NATO title to parade around for our coonism. 😅🤣 @shobanes Exit African Union and go where🤣🤣🤣 @shobanes Exit African Union and go where🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891029911399198977) 2025-02-16T07:40Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements "😅 When we told you that fella is imcompetent mlisema Tribalist kikuyus are targeting Somali leaders and the only thing we know is kukula mchele kwa Wamunyoro 😭 Hamukutuambia poa BTW. 🤣 The purpose of NIS is to provide intelligence useful to help the country safeguard her sovereignty and territorial integrity as well as achieve her objectives . In this AUC campaign Noordin Haji failed miserably. By now Musalia and Haji should have resigned for lying and The purpose of NIS is to provide intelligence useful to help the country safeguard her sovereignty and territorial integrity as well as" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891045909179388384) 2025-02-16T08:44Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements "Murima learning that Jakom was a better option for them will never stop not being funny to me. 🤣😅 Bwana ya Ida anaeza enda almost anywhere in Central on any random day and have a sizeable crowd bila mobilisation. 😂😂😂wameambia mzee aende parliament ademand Majority😂😂🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/jRo4z2dOJV 😂😂😂wameambia mzee aende parliament ademand Majority😂😂🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/jRo4z2dOJV" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891050441405767839) 2025-02-16T09:02Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements "@Aseka254 Apt" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891464050271272989) 2025-02-17T12:25Z 153.7K followers, [--] engagements "ODM members and Raila supporters I'll tell you this for free. Ruto is playing bwana ya Ida. He played him with the AUC seat and will play him with Prime Minister/ NADCO. Hii kamare inapigwa tuliionea hukoooo.kwa round about ya mtindwa. Ruto knows he is done. He will burn you to the ground before he leaves. That tribalism agenda and voracious greed he is dragging you into will sink you like it is sinking him. Ruto is not your friend. He never has been. Your party members who tell you that he is a good guy are tumbocrats looking after their own interests. When this political sleight of hand" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891748887259431122) 2025-02-18T07:17Z 153.8K followers, 32.9K engagements "Wueh @otienowill schooled them proper Kila mtu amenyamaza because interjecting this truth would make look them very unwise. 🤌🏾👌🏾 Willis Otieno is doing the Lord's work at Citizen TV. He is throwing tackles here and there. Kaongo is totally cornered. Addis Ababa has really humbled people. https://t.co/UETQJEBDOg Willis Otieno is doing the Lord's work at Citizen TV. He is throwing tackles here and there. Kaongo is totally cornered. Addis Ababa has really humbled people. https://t.co/UETQJEBDOg" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891791521873109030) 2025-02-18T10:07Z 153.8K followers, [----] engagements "@dklaston 🤣🤣😅😅 Also never go with it to A bar on Thika road. It will be gone before Waithira opens your first cold one" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891803359486656900) 2025-02-18T10:54Z 153.9K followers, [---] engagements "You were in Meru [--] days ago (16th Feb). You come back to Nairobi and meet a delegation of Meru elected and grassroot leaders among other stakeholders who also come from Meru for a meeting in Karen Jesus Christ This government is ridiculously absurdly wasteful. KAREN NAIROBI CITY COUNTY KENYA TUESDAY FEBRUARY [--] [----] Meru County elected and grassroots leaders professionals and economic sector stakeholders consultative engagement on priority development projects and implementation of National and County Governments programmes. https://t.co/H6G539e4pE KAREN NAIROBI CITY COUNTY KENYA TUESDAY" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1891806026719957396) 2025-02-18T11:04Z 153.8K followers, 29.3K engagements "There are [--] particularly interesting incidents that have happened in the last [--] months that touch directly on senior IEBC officials. I believe coincidences happen but only to a point. Former @IEBCKenya chairman Wafula Chebukati has rested. Chebukati was appointed to the position on a six-year tenure in January [----] by retired President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta. Chebukati led Kenya through the August [----] General Elections where William Ruto was declared https://t.co/QBo1SFToOY Former @IEBCKenya chairman Wafula Chebukati has rested. Chebukati was appointed to the position on a six-year tenure" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1892818093186994258) 2025-02-21T06:06Z 153.9K followers, 16.9K engagements "@CessAkinyi_ Lol. Think of them like tiddies. Each of them ako na size yake unique. And even for every one the left may still vary in size from the right. 😁 PS: This explanation has been peer reviewed and rooted in facts and data. 😅" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1893224484523463046) 2025-02-22T09:01Z 153.9K followers, [----] engagements "Ricky Simon What a knockout out on Javid Basharat. Stunningly filthy stuff #UFCSeattle" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1893460758211477696) 2025-02-23T00:39Z 153.9K followers, [---] engagements "@Gaddafess Hii ndio maisha ya far East. Ku make it huwaga but chances ziko slim na kila kitu iko against you. Sio education sio mboka sio opportunities sio substance sio crime sio family ties and relationships. Ngori sana" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1893717217012793596) 2025-02-23T17:39Z 154K followers, 33.2K engagements "There was a time when this government rutos court jesters the media and govt sympathisers wanted us to believe that instead of protesting if you just sit down with him and explain to him what's wrong he will fix things. 6+ months down the line everything Kenyans protested for and against is still very active. From corruption to killings by the state" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1893906881086664916) 2025-02-24T06:12Z 154K followers, 12.2K engagements "Probably the biggest pawpaw harvested this year. For scale referencing that is a 1Kg tub. Save the seeds. Always save the seeds" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1902289091938382232) 2025-03-19T09:20Z 165K followers, [----] engagements "If you can afford those 25-40k fugazi Hublot and Patek Philippe watches you can afford a decent original watch" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1906701361892196826) 2025-03-31T13:33Z 165.4K followers, 247.9K engagements "@nyambareMPH One approach government. Ama Nakhumicha aliita nini 🤣 Mongrel government bana" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1912291823088795783) 2025-04-15T23:47Z 165.3K followers, [--] engagements "NEW BILL ALERT The National Government Co-ordination (Ammendment) Bill [----]. Bill sponsor: Moses Malulu Injendi former MP for Malava This bill seeks to introduce village councils for every village headed by a village administrator. Govt shall appoint village elders to the council for purposes of coordination of national government projects. There will be a village administrator for every village. These village elders will be paid a monthly allowance/compensation. Every village (known as Village units) will have a village council this council will be headed by a village administrator who will" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1912423320634482799) 2025-04-16T08:30Z 165.1K followers, 279.6K engagements "The gikuyu political class is not fighting for Kenyans but self preservation because they are out of positions of power and influence. Yes. They will throw jabs at ruto but don't be fooled to think we are fighting the same fight. They are fighting for their stomachs. We are fighting for our lives and for our future. Yesterday I had a candid conversation with former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua on why Nairobi and Kenya must retire broken promises and reclaim true leadership. The new chapter that Kenyans are demanding is loading. https://t.co/nbVTYZ3eAo Yesterday I had a candid" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1916027384299499614) 2025-04-26T07:11Z 165.1K followers, 239.2K engagements "@Danielki_ Smh. Ukahaba tu. 😅" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1918621823408779653) 2025-05-03T11:01Z 164.1K followers, [--] engagements "THE LAND LAWS (Ammendment) (No. 2) Bill 🚨 [--]. The Land Control Boards shall be enabled to grant consent to transact agricultural land allowing non citizens to own land on leasehold. [--]. Ammend the Land Act to give more clarity on what it means by allocation of public land. [--]. The Cabinet Secretary shall be vested with the mandate of compulsory land acquisition and elimination of delay in acquiring land. [--]. The Cabinet Secretary shall be granted powers to complete Community Land adjudication beyond the [--] year period permitted by the Community Land Act [----] This document is quite broad for an" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1921899865837015401) 2025-05-12T12:06Z 164.8K followers, 360.8K engagements "Bio: Governance Plus Advisory services. These are the people that governments like. Old geezers who will pander to them in the name of maintaining order it's good for the greater good and such backward narratives to stifle information" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1938175454663352505) 2025-06-26T10:00Z 165.6K followers, [----] engagements "Ruto has to go. Gachagua is not an option and Matiang'i is a crook like the both of them. The hope for this country is in Maraga and Omtatah. We also have to pick the right MCAs and MPs to streamline things from the ground up" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1938893691772649669) 2025-06-28T09:34Z 166.2K followers, 179K engagements "The guy who sits with the president as a trusted advisor and close confidant has a vocabulary and thought process that is limited to "Huyu mama anaweza hawezi Yuko sawa hayuko sawa Anatosha hatoshi Hata kwa kitanda si anakaa ako sawa" We are doomed brethren" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1943570393752563996) 2025-07-11T07:17Z 165.6K followers, 31.3K engagements "This is exactly what I'm talking about. I absolutely had no idea this happened yesterday. Let alone the fact that there are those who constantly do it. Exactly this. The doings that are unseen and also keep the movement going. @shobanes Yes agreed we do our small parts kidogo kidogo yesterday at KNH while visiting our comrades shot during sabasaba protests I met two comrades who have made it their duty to visit the comrades almost on a daily basis they go & make them smile I was really touched by their @shobanes Yes agreed we do our small parts kidogo kidogo yesterday at KNH while visiting" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1946951927477969271) 2025-07-20T15:14Z 165.7K followers, [----] engagements "Which cancer drug is this that Roche have subsidized And how is this whole agreement setup What are they getting in return 👀 https://t.co/OFIbXEB2yX https://t.co/OFIbXEB2yX" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1949836449416671549) 2025-07-28T14:16Z 165.7K followers, 30K engagements "John Frog x Harmonize - Guondo Sakit remix" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1955190332879986871) 2025-08-12T08:51Z 164.4K followers, [----] engagements "After [--] years of providing medical care St. Mary's Hospital Mumias finally closed its doors after govt failed to pay Ksh. [---] million strangling the hospital to death. This affects patients from Mumias Butere Busia & Parts of Bungoma. [---] staff are also now jobless" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1960590831837913401) 2025-08-27T06:30Z 165K followers, 254K engagements "😂😂😂😂 This thing kills me juu water you can swallow melts fat in the body aje jameni Or maybe Body fat ni kama butter kwa jar. 😂 I find it funny when someone says they are taking warm water to "melt" fat from their body--ati maji moto na ndimu inatoa mafuta--do people imagine fat is lined up in the stomach like it would on a frying pan What are you saying https://t.co/1U5dv79MPY I find it funny when someone says they are taking warm water to "melt" fat from their body--ati maji moto na ndimu inatoa mafuta--do people imagine fat is lined up in the stomach like it would on a frying pan What" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1962451483389034656) 2025-09-01T09:44Z 164.3K followers, [----] engagements "A month ago in July Treasury released and wired [--] Billion to counties to boost Climate resilience under the Financing Locally Led Climate Action Programme (FLLoCA). We have another 34Billion kitty in a month while schools go unfunded Kenyas Treasury has launched a climate resilience program to fight climate change and uplift rural communities in [--] counties at a cost of Sh34 billion. Kenyas Treasury has launched a climate resilience program to fight climate change and uplift rural communities in [--] counties at a cost of Sh34 billion" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1962792918197903420) 2025-09-02T08:21Z 165.4K followers, 10.6K engagements "2900mAh battery on the iPhone [--] Air. Hata na optimisation ya chip whole day usage itakuwa rumours tupu 😭 11Am umeweka powerbank. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1964014239708008875) 2025-09-05T17:14Z 163.9K followers, 165K engagements "@snoopykenya Cherargei" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1964997433102127565) 2025-09-08T10:21Z 164.3K followers, 18.5K engagements "How Japan's toxic work culture is killing its ciziten by overworking them upto [--] hours a day until they collapse at the workplace or jump to their end from rooftops. Karoshi. The tragic death of Matsuri Takahashi at Dentsu. Japan's Advertising agency https://youtu.be/JV8tdxNe-2Qsi=FA2ciGCse5IuKWtF [---] https://youtu.be/JV8tdxNe-2Qsi=FA2ciGCse5IuKWtF 120" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1967165817784775126) 2025-09-14T09:57Z 165.7K followers, [----] engagements "Of course it is. Albert's murder was after corruption allegations on Deputy Inspector General of Police Eliud Lagat. #KanjaMustGo #MurkomebMustGo #RutoMustGo https://t.co/dKLGyLHddv #KanjaMustGo #MurkomebMustGo #RutoMustGo https://t.co/dKLGyLHddv" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1967490809877676165) 2025-09-15T07:28Z 164.3K followers, [----] engagements "@swamukonya 🤣🤣 Touche" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1969333928432439695) 2025-09-20T09:32Z 165K followers, [--] engagements "Investec The bank Mzansi fellas are shafted Bathong wena. INVESTEC WINS LICENCE TO TRADE ELECTRICITY Investec has secured a 20-year energy trading licence from Nersa enabling the bank to introduce specialised energy products. The licence marks a breakthrough in South Africas liberalising energy market giving Investec a platform https://t.co/W8TKRS1aAO INVESTEC WINS LICENCE TO TRADE ELECTRICITY Investec has secured a 20-year energy trading licence from Nersa enabling the bank to introduce specialised energy products. The licence marks a breakthrough in South Africas liberalising energy market" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971236813818998866) 2025-09-25T15:34Z 164.3K followers, [----] engagements "All that time Kenyans were making noise about the grabbing of Bomas by William and his cronies they were busy chewing cash handouts to pass bills. Now they are pretending to be concerned. Bellends. MPs have directed Bomas of Kenyas management to give full disclosure on the ongoing Sh31.6 billion renovation project amid rising public concern over transparency MPs have directed Bomas of Kenyas management to give full disclosure on the ongoing Sh31.6 billion renovation project amid rising public concern over transparency" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1971449846977663153) 2025-09-26T05:40Z 164K followers, 11.7K engagements "Mombasa has never had a smart governor. Just idiot fashion models back to back. SHA is better than Linda Mama. Criticise us with facts Governor Nassir tells Uhuru Kenyatta https://t.co/zf9v5VSLSP https://t.co/XJWDk7kOUt SHA is better than Linda Mama. Criticise us with facts Governor Nassir tells Uhuru Kenyatta https://t.co/zf9v5VSLSP https://t.co/XJWDk7kOUt" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1972365670823477311) 2025-09-28T18:19Z 165.1K followers, 89.5K engagements "Mtaa walionyesha local scrap scrap dealers shege mpaka wakaandika "Hatununui chuma za stima ama za barabara." 🤣🤣 Ukipeleka dealer anakuambia anakushikanishia cash kidogo uko kwa cruiser na bling. 😅 Local solutions to local problems. There's this footbridge just before ABC Place someone decided to vandalize the guard rails thus exposing users to danger of falling off. @KeNHAKenya please do something about it. @oloojl https://t.co/EMWXBUdp4a There's this footbridge just before ABC Place someone decided to vandalize the guard rails thus exposing users to danger of falling off. @KeNHAKenya" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973640460078928134) 2025-10-02T06:45Z 165.5K followers, 35.9K engagements "Mimi personally because I believe in exercising your voting rights vis a vis continuous voter registration I'm trying to put together some stats on why voting is important for a small video. Kama you are good with data ya voting patterns/electoral numbers etc hit me up" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1973666117462982670) 2025-10-02T08:27Z 164K followers, [----] engagements "Isn't this the same fella that told us Albert Ojwang' banged his head on a wall PRESS STATEMENT : CLARIFICATION ON A SENSATIONALIST NEWSPAPER HEADLINE https://t.co/6s9f9QJOO9 PRESS STATEMENT : CLARIFICATION ON A SENSATIONALIST NEWSPAPER HEADLINE https://t.co/6s9f9QJOO9" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975081975364100455) 2025-10-06T06:13Z 164.9K followers, 25.4K engagements "New Bill Alert 🚨 The Health (Ammendment) Bill [----]. This Bill proposes to ammend the Health Act so that a Health facility SHALL NOT detain a patient or the corpse of a patient over an outstanding fee incurred in relation to the Access of services in the facility. 1/3" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975093344108724710) 2025-10-06T06:58Z 164K followers, 238.1K engagements "They built a concrete thing [--] Metres from the river now Hippos can't get out to graze Most importantly where the camp is is the last crossing on the sand river. Beyond that it's all Serengeti. Shame on you @RitzCarlton Full [--] min expose Docu link. https://youtu.be/48bZzfD_Hlgsi=M-1-F8kK_xRdZCoL Hiyo maneno ya The Ritz-Carlton Maasai Mara Safari Camp haijanifurahisha hata kidogo. https://youtu.be/48bZzfD_Hlgsi=M-1-F8kK_xRdZCoL Hiyo maneno ya The Ritz-Carlton Maasai Mara Safari Camp haijanifurahisha hata kidogo" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975509197824446589) 2025-10-07T10:31Z 165K followers, 114.9K engagements "AHA This explains the Kutojali by Ritz-Carlton. William in their Branded car I'd actually not be surprised if he is a shareholder through a proxy. Also Reuters reached out to @NemaKenya and Narok County government @NarokCountyGvt and they refused to respond. @shobanes @RitzCarlton Your excellency thug https://t.co/Ezme0BtPX7 @shobanes @RitzCarlton Your excellency thug https://t.co/Ezme0BtPX7" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975532508482838797) 2025-10-07T12:03Z 163.9K followers, 32.8K engagements "@LemayianLeiyan @NemaKenya @NarokCountyGvt Eih. 😭😑 Manze hata you wonder these people have sero sense of responsibility in terms of managing resources. Just extracting all value until they deplete. Smh. Also isn't Lazizi also in on the Ritz" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975538670309679593) 2025-10-07T12:28Z 164K followers, [----] engagements "UPDATE: Parliamentary Committee probe has established that The Attorney General Dorcas Oduor and the Competition Authority Kenya confirm that they were either not involved or just marginally consulted on the sale of Portland Cement stake. The Board was also not consulted. The share price was also set at KSh. [-----] (less than half of EAPC market price) in what government termed as a discount sale. The Capital Markets Authority CEO Wyckliffe Shamia also wrote to Treasury CS John Mbadi acknowledging the significant discount. CMA also granted an exemption from Mandatory takeover rules and" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975592073978913095) 2025-10-07T16:00Z 165K followers, 72.3K engagements "Two crucial things are coming up in Parliament this Afternoon. [--]. The Privatization Bill (Committee of the whole house stage) - Thus is basically where Parliament sits and discuss the Ammendment clauses one by one. [--]. Consideration of the Privileges and Immunities (The Global Centre for Adaptation) Order [----] motion urging Parliament adopts and approves the report" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1975879754910777584) 2025-10-08T11:03Z 163.9K followers, 57.1K engagements "Opioids have really ravaged Americans. The strangest thing is that even in this state people kinda still are aware of their situations and can kinda converse. The worst bit is when the wounds begin to fester. Huge open sores. The grip it has on a person almost unbreakable. 😭 Honestly thought this was a still image when I first started watching. Nope just a Tuesday morning in Gavin Newsoms California https://t.co/AywyUnEACn Honestly thought this was a still image when I first started watching. Nope just a Tuesday morning in Gavin Newsoms California https://t.co/AywyUnEACn" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1976604054047605072) 2025-10-10T11:01Z 163.9K followers, 12K engagements "In an investigative report by NOS Netherlands Global Centre for Adaptation misled donors to get more funding. They also claim to be part of [--] World Bank projects even though there's no mention of these in underlying documents. It also admits that it's role isn't always significant. These are the people we are entrusting with Climate change in our country to a point of giving them immunity. A disastrous recipe for abuse. https://nos.nl/artikel/2585469-nederlands-klimaatcentrum-misleidde-donateurs-om-geld-binnen-te-halen" [X Link](https://x.com/shobanes/status/1976611719729254662) 2025-10-10T11:32Z 163.9K followers, 22.2K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@shobanes Shoba Gatimu
Shoba Gatimu posts on X about kenya, nairobi, kwanza, mambo the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence countries finance travel destinations currencies technology brands social networks automotive brands celebrities stocks fashion brands
Social topic influence kenya, nairobi, kwanza, mambo, money, ruto, hahaha, has been, if you, countries #1800
Top assets mentioned Mambo (MAMBO) BODA (BODAV2) Nani Coin (NANI)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Hoyo kimya ni juu Govt propagandists wameshindwa ku spin. Can't use the tribal route. Can't make it a class issue waseme it's the middle class. Can't say the security chiefs are being targeted (proven they did it). Can't shout anarchy you've caught their goons vandalising VIVA"
X Link 2025-06-12T17:47Z 165.9K followers, 22.9K engagements
"Remember the 4billion that Statehouse asked for juzi and sent to Mbadi for approval Here's your answer. Over the past few days the President has been crisscrossing the country to launch the Nyota Project. He has visited Eldoret Nakuru Samburu Nyeri Machakos with more towns lined up. During these launches beneficiaries receive loans of about KSh [-----]. In each visit the https://t.co/zbH6bjKxIa Over the past few days the President has been crisscrossing the country to launch the Nyota Project. He has visited Eldoret Nakuru Samburu Nyeri Machakos with more towns lined up. During these launches"
X Link 2026-01-16T07:14Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"This should worry and concern you. Because the average farmer would easily believe KALRO than they would believe a politician. Meanwhile KALRO is being funded by Jeff bezos to run studies on cattle breeds in the global South. Jeff Bezos. 👀👀👀 https://t.co/GBm1s0JO52 👀👀👀 https://t.co/GBm1s0JO52"
X Link 2026-01-17T07:03Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Met a parent yesterday who had just finished admitting their child jana. 21st January. and Parents are still struggling with admittance. And yet the MoE is absolutely silent and has zero plans to resolve this. This is purposeful destruction of the education system"
X Link 2026-01-21T10:40Z 165.9K followers, 10.8K engagements
"While you are there go to Switzerland police stations and tell us how many people get killed in police cells. Alafu mambo ya Singapore mliwacha sasa mko Switzerland sindio I see. Davos is a small town in Switzerland no bigger than Voi or Molo. Despite its remote location and low population it hosts the World Economic Forum annually bringing together top global leaders to discuss pressing world issues and set the tempo for the year ahead. The event is https://t.co/ppfrkHJaS6 Davos is a small town in Switzerland no bigger than Voi or Molo. Despite its remote location and low population it hosts"
X Link 2026-01-21T16:05Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Watoto wa Singapore original wako shuleni wakisoma ama wako nyumbani with a concerningly high nationwide incapability of joining school"
X Link 2026-01-21T18:36Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"@katibainstitute wanafanya some real good work. Thumbs up Deleted https://t.co/mRF21lKVn1 Deleted https://t.co/mRF21lKVn1"
X Link 2026-01-22T10:06Z 165.9K followers, [---] engagements
"This could be a locally made snack. Just peanut butter covered in dark chocolate. That's it. Tamu ajabu. But everyone wants to make biskwits and barbecue crisps. Need: A Skinny Dip Need: A Skinny Dip"
X Link 2026-01-22T10:17Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"Vile mambo iko I could trade my ancestral inheritance for a sloppy toppy. And by sloppy toppy I mean a proper nasty blowjob with lots of gagging slobbery spit down my nuts ruined makeup mad gawk kind of blowjob"
X Link 2026-01-22T11:20Z 166K followers, 42.4K engagements
"Every few days kuna violent gang being apprehended across the country. That should tell you something about the state of the nation. ELEVEN GANG MEMBERS NABBED IN KIMININI CRACKDOWN Kiminini Sub-County Law Enforcement officers have apprehended eleven individuals linked to the criminal gang known as Mbogi Yaadu. For a while the gang wreaked havoc on the peaceful residents of Kiminini terrorising the https://t.co/L80e7nS07p ELEVEN GANG MEMBERS NABBED IN KIMININI CRACKDOWN Kiminini Sub-County Law Enforcement officers have apprehended eleven individuals linked to the criminal gang known as Mbogi"
X Link 2026-01-24T08:59Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Dear NCCK let me jog your memory kidogo since I see mko na amnesia. PFA screenshots attached for your perusal In late Nov [----] (26th-29th Nov) there was an import of a suspicious cargo of [-----] tonnes of maize at the port that was said to be unfit for human consumption and would have also depressed the maize price of Kenyan farmers. Head of Public service Felix Koskei and Trade CS Moses Kuria demanded farmers release their maize in 72hours at the price govt was offering or compete with imported [--] million bags. In a bid to lowball prices and arm twist Kenyan farmers government pushed a"
X Link 2026-01-26T12:04Z 165.9K followers, 18.3K engagements
"Wait until you find out Treasury is seeking Ksh. [--] Billion from a private investor through Public Finance Management Act to upgrade equipment in Kenyan Prisons. Merge prison enterprises farms & the [-----] Acres they sit on. This fund will be managed by a private sector CEO. Ruto is not far away from privatizing universities and major secondary schools. Ruto is not far away from privatizing universities and major secondary schools"
X Link 2026-01-26T12:32Z 166K followers, 54.7K engagements
"Let me see if I'm getting this right. So gunmen go to a church open fire shooting live bullets with rifles. And the explanation by govt and it's sympathisers and bloggers is this is a script by the opposition to gain sympathy People with rifles Not hand guns rifles. I see"
X Link 2026-01-26T13:35Z 166K followers, 27.2K engagements
"LRT I understand why people say pesa bila rizz huwa some down bad ish. Wdym unaeza kunywa wine yurop pay for vacations but can't string a good enough convo starter for access to a hunnay. 😭 I'd be salty full-time Bruh. 😂"
X Link 2026-01-26T13:57Z 165.9K followers, 23.7K engagements
"Widening the tax bracket. Itabidi kila mtu ajiite mkutano as xysist has been saying. Mta approach ballot with awareness. Kenyas government will start collecting the 2% tourism levy from short-term rentals on platforms like Airbnbs and Jumia by end of June. Kenyas government will start collecting the 2% tourism levy from short-term rentals on platforms like Airbnbs and Jumia by end of June"
X Link 2026-01-27T11:18Z 165.9K followers, 21.2K engagements
"Hiyo ni perm The untouchable Kenyas Bold Newspaper. The Standard https://t.co/hpIPU611K6 The untouchable Kenyas Bold Newspaper. The Standard https://t.co/hpIPU611K6"
X Link 2026-01-27T12:38Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"One thing I like about this spate of exchanges is at some point mtu mmoja in this collective circus will be overcome with anger and mafeelings watuambie za ndani. Snafu @Oketch_Salah Nonsense @Oketch_Salah Nonsense"
X Link 2026-01-28T06:52Z 165.9K followers, 19.1K engagements
"Ever since patty aniambie hizi huwa bongau huwa Naisha sana and cannot unsee it. 😂 Anyway kuna a very big industry ya poultry offcuts that feeds city dwellers. Kwani Muthurwa Huwa wanatoa hizo kuku na fish wapi .Ugali na kuku ya mia unashiba ka nansens na unajaziwa kuku ta gui Kwani Muthurwa Huwa wanatoa hizo kuku na fish wapi .Ugali na kuku ya mia unashiba ka nansens na unajaziwa kuku ta gui"
X Link 2026-01-28T07:37Z 165.9K followers, 41.5K engagements
"So mnasema Raila akisema 'Family and friends' alikuwa anamaanisha Oketch Salah ndio family and winnie and Jr are friends I see"
X Link 2026-01-28T09:44Z 166K followers, 48.6K engagements
"If the millenials and boomers are very stable people and like the longetivity of life how come they carry our that many murder suicide incidents At least yungins wanajiondoa pekee yao. Millennials might have their own shortcomings but we don't solve problems with suicide . What is the obsession of GenZ committing suicide surely The longevity of life doesn't excite you people Millennials might have their own shortcomings but we don't solve problems with suicide . What is the obsession of GenZ committing suicide surely The longevity of life doesn't excite you people"
X Link 2026-01-29T05:49Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Kumbe jana ilikuwa international investors day 😂😂 Patel ananunua boeing this week mangai"
X Link 2026-01-29T07:31Z 165.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Ume pout lips kwa profile pic. Sidhani your opinion on things like this matter. 😂😭 This is not a body of a healthy bodybuilder this is just a sick man who needs to be saved from himself. Bodybuilding addiction is the worst type of addition. I'll pay for his rehabilitation if need be. https://t.co/B6tpdKOVYi This is not a body of a healthy bodybuilder this is just a sick man who needs to be saved from himself. Bodybuilding addiction is the worst type of addition. I'll pay for his rehabilitation if need be. https://t.co/B6tpdKOVYi"
X Link 2026-01-29T09:04Z 166K followers, 54.3K engagements
"Free @ouma_neko #FreeOumaNeko ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾"
X Link 2026-01-29T12:11Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"URGENT BLOOD APPEAL: B Positive Nairobi West Hospital [----------] Kelvin for more dets Hey loves. A friend urgently needs B positive blood. She is in in Nairobi west hospital. If you can donate or know someone who can. reach out to her brother Kelvin on [----------] Fare will be provided. Please help save a life RT WIDELY Hey loves. A friend urgently needs B positive blood. She is in in Nairobi west hospital. If you can donate or know someone who can. reach out to her brother Kelvin on [----------] Fare will be provided. Please help save a life RT WIDELY"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:37Z 166K followers, 10.3K engagements
"Yangu hata ni swali. While loss of life during training is not a new thing what are the chances of [--] deaths in a day 🤔 PRESS RELEASE Statement on the sad loss of Recruits During Training. https://t.co/FBYaMi2tLM PRESS RELEASE Statement on the sad loss of Recruits During Training. https://t.co/FBYaMi2tLM"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:23Z 166K followers, 41.6K engagements
"One of the best experiences TBH. Drove a friend's Range Rover juzi and whew That car is so so smooth and so very plush. Kama sio tu kuogopa character development ningesema if bad bad. Drove a friend's Range Rover juzi and whew That car is so so smooth and so very plush. Kama sio tu kuogopa character development ningesema if bad bad"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:07Z 166K followers, 10.6K engagements
"Unaenda kuzurura unaitisha Shawarma ukifikiria it can't be that expensive. Unapata ni 2K. 😭 Unakula ukikumbuka hizo ni Shawarma [--] Chipo na mango jwiss pale South B. Eih. Wah. 😭😭😂😂 VILLA ROSA KEMPINSKI A luxury five star hotel situated on Chiromo Road in Nairobi Kenya. Developed by Symbion Consulting Group in collaboration with global interior design partners including DWP with the project commissioned in [----]. Hapa one night you'll pay close to 10k https://t.co/lfOCiNzmLg VILLA ROSA KEMPINSKI A luxury five star hotel situated on Chiromo Road in Nairobi Kenya. Developed by Symbion"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:21Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"@Fredonkundii The question is why would farmers go for the lower price point of govt is making assured payments"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:58Z 166K followers, 12.7K engagements
"Jaba ikishika unaingia huku just to read some shite. A social media platform called Moltbook is going viral because its specifically made for AI bots to interact with one another posting content and discussing topics like consciousness and their human creators. Humans can observe what goes on but cant post. https://t.co/lOKNwcDVza A social media platform called Moltbook is going viral because its specifically made for AI bots to interact with one another posting content and discussing topics like consciousness and their human creators. Humans can observe what goes on but cant post."
X Link 2026-01-31T10:22Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"Saturday Foundeshen. Chicken defrosting. :) Chicken defrosting. :)"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:18Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"@ilanakariukii Carmex or Surfers Skin SPF 30"
X Link 2025-12-15T19:26Z 166.1K followers, 35.4K engagements
"😂😂😂😂 Hii ni same na short selling I loaned a friend 1ETH when the price was at $4800 and he wants to repay me 1ETH now when ETH is at $3100. Is this not theft I loaned a friend 1ETH when the price was at $4800 and he wants to repay me 1ETH now when ETH is at $3100. Is this not theft"
X Link 2026-01-21T16:59Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Everytime I cook chicken I remove breasts drumsticks and thighs. Then I save the back (carcass) in a container in the freezer. When month is at roundabout and I'm tired of rice beans I throw them in hot oil with big ugali. It's like a monthly pension scheme for food. 😂"
X Link 2026-01-21T17:11Z 166.1K followers, 34.1K engagements
"Remember that time Kenya was hosting one of international repute things (can't remember what exactly) so govt rounded up street kids/families and took them to god knows where so Nairobi could look presentable to wageni. We need to stone Kenyan politicians"
X Link 2026-01-25T08:00Z 166K followers, 14.5K engagements
"Mmmh. Is the IQ threshold static or elastic Who decides what the threshold is What happens when some people claim there are factors that predispose them to having lower IQ so the law would be discrimatory What if the low IQ fellas say they want their own low IQ reps I watched a trailer for a really interesting series and it made me wonder: how would you feel if we passed a law that only allowed people above a certain IQ threshold to vote I watched a trailer for a really interesting series and it made me wonder: how would you feel if we passed a law that only allowed people above a certain IQ"
X Link 2026-01-26T15:44Z 166K followers, 18.9K engagements
"Turns out the reason why bacon is going bad getting slimy and smelling rancid after [--] days is because big food gamed preservation and started injecting slabs with 'water' instead of the salt covering and smoking method. It's also the reason why it shrinks that much nowadays"
X Link 2026-01-26T17:24Z 166K followers, 30.3K engagements
"😂😂😂 Kama ili make sense mbona ni poverty mindset tho. Ulijua aje your partner ako na mindset ya poverty wangu alisema tusiende KFC heri tubuy kuku mbili full tupike ilimake sense tho Ulijua aje your partner ako na mindset ya poverty wangu alisema tusiende KFC heri tubuy kuku mbili full tupike ilimake sense tho"
X Link 2026-01-29T07:32Z 166.1K followers, 41.9K engagements
"Mountain mix. Trail mix. Peanuts Almonds cashews raisins cranberries) M&M's milk chocolate. We really don't have snacks in Kenya. Variety/options zetu huwa chini diambo. We really don't have snacks in Kenya. Variety/options zetu huwa chini diambo"
X Link 2026-01-29T08:57Z 166.1K followers, 53.1K engagements
"Tukisema bad leadership is inclusive non discriminatory and will spare nobody they say we are hating on progress. Haya bas. Hapa kunaendaje. Ata mbuzi wanagula mbila break 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/JsFZk4xhIQ Hapa kunaendaje. Ata mbuzi wanagula mbila break 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/JsFZk4xhIQ"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:18Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"They started appointing religious persons as chairpersons of EACC because Kenyans generally don't like holding 'Watumishi wa Mungu' accountable. Archbishop Wabukala and Bishop David Oginde in quick succession. EACC is the 4th Arm of Government. An enabler of corruption"
X Link 2026-02-01T06:43Z 166K followers, 21.2K engagements
"I think I am RTing and liking this tweet for the 20th time. Yet Everytime I come across it months later I do not see the 'Like' and RT. One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed. One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed"
X Link 2026-02-01T06:51Z 166K followers, 71.3K engagements
"The thrower of bodies in River Yala. Mr ibu mwenyewe. Who dis https://t.co/3BKJveqoLK Who dis https://t.co/3BKJveqoLK"
X Link 2026-02-01T07:01Z 166K followers, 22.5K engagements
"Kenya Malindi Luxury resorts Billionaire Supermodel Epstein Ghislaine Everything is riiiight there. Read it. See it"
X Link 2026-02-01T08:35Z 166K followers, 39.5K engagements
"@nebulalke Sijaiona story the media conspired to cover up kama hii. Breh Literally every si gle corner was calling it a conspiracy"
X Link 2026-02-01T10:58Z 166K followers, [---] engagements
"F1 is Tony Podesta. A powerful lobbyist. That is some of the Art owned said to be owned by Tony. Tony is brother to John Podesta. John was chief of staff to Bill Clinton and chief campaigner for Hillary. Both refused to testify in Epstein Inquiry. 🤔 @shobanes Bado hamjaona podesta files. #EpsteinFiles ni kionjo. In Nepal Hilary Clinton and Huma Abedin tortured a girl to death and drank her blood. Ever heard of frazzle drip. #frazzledrip @shobanes Bado hamjaona podesta files. #EpsteinFiles ni kionjo. In Nepal Hilary Clinton and Huma Abedin tortured a girl to death and drank her blood. Ever"
X Link 2026-02-01T11:42Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@Mbusih Hata nashangaa so at what point did they realise hana insurance Alafu when he refused to comply They gave chase ama they tracked the bike through surveillance Hii explanation yao ina very many grey areas"
X Link 2026-02-02T08:58Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"Hakuna hata mmoja hapo naona ako na any identifiable Kenya police issued piece of apparel. Apart from hizo boots which anyone can buy in downtown. Smh. Ethiopia na Turkey huwa na agreements na Kenyan govt. If you see one being abducted chances are gava yao imeambia gava ya Kenya imteke. Ukora ya serikali ni mingi. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018248472546488399 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018248472546488399"
X Link 2026-02-02T09:01Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"Cannot dispute bacon links to cancer. What i know though is this also distracts us from real problems. How are people deep in villages getting cancers No bacon rarely drink soda no ultra processed foods but cases still very prevalent. Theres a nationwide problem we should see Why processed meat like Bacon rank the same as cigarettes as cancer causes: WHO classified bacon as Group [--] carcinogens in [----] placing them in the same hazard category as tobacco. Research shows daily consumption of [--] slices of bacon increases chances of colon cancer by 18%. Why processed meat like Bacon rank the same"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:00Z 166K followers, 86.1K engagements
"@254Quantum @Dr_AustinOmondi This is something that should be looked at. Also was talking to someone last week and they were telling me how it's so strange young people are getting organ failures. Something is definitely in our food. Definitely in our water. Those are the common denominators"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:42Z 166K followers, [--] engagements
"Usiskize ma-haters. A message Sponsored by Chama Cha Mapinduzi 🫠 Which road sign is this I took this picture near Rombo in Tanzania https://t.co/V8YPS4Frs2 Which road sign is this I took this picture near Rombo in Tanzania https://t.co/V8YPS4Frs2"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:49Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"The reckless politics being advanced in Nakuru by Arama Cheruiyot and Susan will burn that whole area down. "Huo upuzi wenu wa ukabila usituletee na mkitaka tucheze siasa ya Ukabila tutacheza' Nakuru West MP Samuel Arama breathing fire lecturing Nakuru Kalenjin MPS leaders https://t.co/82xwa3cUAM "Huo upuzi wenu wa ukabila usituletee na mkitaka tucheze siasa ya Ukabila tutacheza' Nakuru West MP Samuel Arama breathing fire lecturing Nakuru Kalenjin MPS leaders https://t.co/82xwa3cUAM"
X Link 2026-02-02T11:57Z 166K followers, 21K engagements
"Najua tuko United against the atrocious pricing in Kenya but the private security needs and costs for peace of mind while living in Mzansi like this would probably make you sell it utafute za USD 1M Kanairo. Allegedly. 🫠🥲😂😂 This fully furnished [--] Bedrooms all ensuite palatial home is being sold at Ksh80M in South Africa's capital city. It has swim-pool built in bar gym gaming roomshome offices 3kitchens SQ for [--] etc. How much do you think it will in Kenya Shillings if it's in Runda or Karen. https://t.co/77AvUBaxtf This fully furnished [--] Bedrooms all ensuite palatial home is being sold at"
X Link 2026-02-03T08:44Z 166K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Peer reviewed academic beef 😁 I'm listening. My brother is a scientist & regularly publishes papers. He has a nemesis on the other side of the world who doggedly publishes objections to his analyses. Few of us get to achieve this kind of professional beef in the 21st century & I find this enviable My brother is a scientist & regularly publishes papers. He has a nemesis on the other side of the world who doggedly publishes objections to his analyses. Few of us get to achieve this kind of professional beef in the 21st century & I find this enviable"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:07Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"There are so many other ways to approach this topic. Including it being a crime and institutional cover ups. And this is the one you picked first I see. Sodomy in schools: How to psychologically prepare your child to speak up https://t.co/yFv9QIai23 Sodomy in schools: How to psychologically prepare your child to speak up https://t.co/yFv9QIai23"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:20Z 166K followers, 10.2K engagements
"If you get time read this. It's a small [--] page report by Nairobi Water and Sanitation Committee in [----]. Then look up Renton Company Ltd. The [----] Acres parcel of land in Ruai Parcels No LR [-----] LR [-----] and the William Ruto and Cyrus Jirongo ownership and expansion plans The Nairobi sewerage treatment plant in Ruai. https://t.co/yMEElzU3BH The Nairobi sewerage treatment plant in Ruai. https://t.co/yMEElzU3BH"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:23Z 166.1K followers, 25.7K engagements
"@Mr_Guantai Incredible build design incredible quality incredible comfort and pricing at that point. There's a pic I posted nikiwa Bata a couple days/weeks back. Was looking for formals and the range was incredibly underwhelming. The glue smudges are also very off putting. Terrible quality"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:06Z 166K followers, [---] engagements
"@gidikariuki Dedicated desks for Sexual and Gender based Violence. Meant to create a safe space for victims to report incidents and also to expedite handling of cases. Also ideally be manned by trained personnel so it's easier to carry out investigations prep charge sheets etc"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:15Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"Mimi yangu ni swali tu juu sijui hii maneno. How hard or easy is it to prompt AI to brand the teabags and make the car without the logo Ketepa wishes to remind the public that section [--] of the Love Languages Code - aka the gifting of Ketepa Tea bags in decorative and romantic bouquet displays during this month of love is an enshrined freedom that all Kenyans across all walks can engage in without fear of https://t.co/c6rmS4ZGgb Ketepa wishes to remind the public that section [--] of the Love Languages Code - aka the gifting of Ketepa Tea bags in decorative and romantic bouquet displays during"
X Link 2026-02-04T05:27Z 166K followers, 24.4K engagements
"Started with 'Nakumatt Blue Label' products. First year alone they made Ksh. 2Billion 😳 in sales on their branded products alone. They had mpaka their own Ice Cream brand. Wait a minute. Nakumatt was pushing [--] Billion worth of goods/revenue yearly [--] years ago Eh. Naivas na Carrefour are busy introducing inhouse labelled products. I wonder what the other manufacturers/suppliers think of it. Naivas na Carrefour are busy introducing inhouse labelled products. I wonder what the other manufacturers/suppliers think of it"
X Link 2026-02-04T05:38Z 166K followers, 76.9K engagements
"@missSuesay I remember seeing their bleach and detergent which had way superior packaging material including the product itself"
X Link 2026-02-04T07:14Z 166K followers, [----] engagements
"@TheNjui Kwanza the strip mall thing and mini malls will be a complete menace. They are cropping up everywhere"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:58Z 166K followers, [--] engagements
"I'd never cheat on her. 😭😭🥹🥹 The only size that makes sense https://t.co/XHuLzkM6sT The only size that makes sense https://t.co/XHuLzkM6sT"
X Link 2026-02-06T10:14Z 166.1K followers, 12.4K engagements
"Wataeka tender ya [---] Billion for installation of water works at Kasarani. Just wait and see. The Kasarani Stadium playing surface is clearly thirsty. https://t.co/bBUn0H1NcL The Kasarani Stadium playing surface is clearly thirsty. https://t.co/bBUn0H1NcL"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:34Z 166.1K followers, 14.8K engagements
"How can this happen with a government in place Surely is this not theft But then again the government that should be protecting Kenyans is the one leading their onslaught. Soil for the Future Africa wants to pay these natives $2 per year for an acre in the name of carbon credits through a [--] year lease😔The natives have said NO. We travelled all the way to Oldonyonyoike for our First Independent Public Participation and this is how it went down https://t.co/lVkRHXKCwY Soil for the Future Africa wants to pay these natives $2 per year for an acre in the name of carbon credits through a [--] year"
X Link 2025-06-04T09:22Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Suggestion za movies or Interesting things on YouTube zikam"
X Link 2025-09-05T17:07Z 166.2K followers, 59K engagements
"I need to understand this better. The striking exam markers are [---] in number Striking over Ksh. [----] unpaid allowances [--] Million bob We need to thoroughly beat our political class for putting hard working Kenyans through such nonsense repeatedly"
X Link 2025-12-14T13:39Z 166.2K followers, 48.5K engagements
"Kasongo defence forces hunichekesha sana. Mmesema it's a private sale agreement so we should not bother looking into it I see. 😅 Hata sikuwa nikuwe invested in this shid. But now I kinda am. Juu naona iko maneno hamtaki tuone. Adds to weekend rabbit hole list German firm you say ay 👀 Despite having operations in Frankfurt Germany Celebi is actually a Turkish company HQ'd in Istanbul. In fact they only entered Germany in [----]. Mnawaita German firm kutumislead sindio Also important to note Celebi not only deals with Cargo but https://t.co/ozlR0zannZ German firm you say ay 👀 Despite having"
X Link 2026-01-21T17:58Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Unaangalia teams za EFL Championship unaona stadiums zao kama Portman Road Deepdale Bramall Lane unashangaa hatuwezi jenga stadium ndogo ndogo (15-20k sitters) tuanze hata na 10K sitters for local football clubs. Ground Ablution changing rooms [--] stands. Expansion baadae"
X Link 2026-01-25T11:02Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"There was a fella called Edgar Welch who one day in [----] he stormed into Comet Ping Pong (A pizza joint mentioned for having links with pedos human trafficking and child sex rings). Got in with an AR-15 rifle fired shots. When everyone scampered he went to a locked closet door tried opening it with a knife unable he shot through it. Destroying a computer that was inside. No one was hurt. Just a ruined computer. After [--] minutes inside he surrendered. Comet ping pong is owned by a guy called James Alefantis (Jimmy Comet). Just go to your Twitter search bar and search 'Alefantis.' Then go to"
X Link 2026-02-01T09:32Z 166.1K followers, 68.6K engagements
"Terry Ray Krieger (Guka Terry) The American residing in Kenya who was convicted of [--] counts of child sexual offences in [----] and sentenced to [--] years imprisonment. Was quietly released only to defile [--] other minors and child prostitution. Kenyan children. Remember that"
X Link 2026-02-01T12:04Z 166.1K followers, 29.9K engagements
"Mimi kitu najua ni the human mind huwa na sensor flani ya ku Alert the age range of a person either by looks actions or small conversation. Alafu hawa matajiri si they travel with handlers Hakuna mtu aliwahi ona hii maneno ni shida tupu As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been fabricated inside this story to be weaponized. Jeffrey Epstein was not just a simple billionaire but a member of the Council of Foreign Relations with access to heads od states. In this position As much as the Epstein files existtheres alot of lies and narratives that have been"
X Link 2026-02-01T13:02Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements
"A few things happened. Mwau pulled 7% from Nakumatt (estimated to be 4Billion then) which shocked system and investors. The 'laundry' being carried out by 'Charterhouse bank' that was hosted inside almost every Nakumatt branch. Lol. Like inside inside the supermarket. 🫠 and non payment to suppliers. Among the customers and key depositers of Charterhouse was a little know company located at Baba Dogo known as WE Tilley Muthaiga. Which was a 'Fish processing company.' This is where things get a bit interesting. Tilley also had an account at the collapsed Imperial Bank where they allegedly"
X Link 2026-02-04T06:07Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"A theory goes if you have a tonne load of money and are into Epstein crimes meet an artist ask what they are charging for a piece then offer them 10-20 times that. Now you have a piece you can trade instead of moving cash and raising flags. You also have provenance. Crazy"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:01Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"If cabinet ministers and principal secretaries disregard parliamentary summons how will Parliament efficiently oversight a privately owned fund Buffoonery"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:25Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"750k votes from where The nyamakima traders going through a tough time The Nairobi residents without water and poor infrastructure The jobless hundreds of thousands of Nairobians being told to join mjengo The employed with raided payslips Traders being harassed From my office window.amazing stadium. This stadium alone is 750k votes for H. E Ruto in [----]. https://t.co/pk114sjzHQ From my office window.amazing stadium. This stadium alone is 750k votes for H. E Ruto in [----]. https://t.co/pk114sjzHQ"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:46Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Ichung'wa even tried division on class basis. Talking about 'Protesters with iPhones who come with Uber and eat at KFC.'"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:00Z 166.2K followers, 34.5K engagements
"Msisahau pia alienda Western Kenya with 150million as sugar bonus to be shared among [-----] farmers as sugar Reforms. Then akatoka amebeba sugar milling factories. We need to list all the atrocities he has metted on Kenyans the past 4yrs ndio watu wasisahau. Make it available to everyone on ground and online. Hand outs won't bring back our lost comrades. Mlisema tungoje [----] ndio hii sasa. We need to list all the atrocities he has metted on Kenyans the past 4yrs ndio watu wasisahau. Make it available to everyone on ground and online. Hand outs won't bring back our lost comrades. Mlisema"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:26Z 166.2K followers, 12.4K engagements
"Si ni leo tu tumefanya Zakat walk Jamani Yaani hawa watu duh. SENATOR Abdul Haji: The reluctance of some pastoralists to pay 'Zakat' may be one contributing factor to the persistence of the drought situation. https://t.co/IEXdx280C1 SENATOR Abdul Haji: The reluctance of some pastoralists to pay 'Zakat' may be one contributing factor to the persistence of the drought situation. https://t.co/IEXdx280C1"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:10Z 166.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Sat next to a lady who seems to have some mental health issues. Carrying a toddler. She just told the kid "Ile ni Aga Khan hospital. Hapo ndio wakubwa huwa wanaenda. Kama Kawanjiku na Boxer. Sisi tunaenda Karuri. Tunatibiwa na tunapona. Hao hawaponi.""
X Link 2026-02-09T07:49Z 166.2K followers, 99.8K engagements
"KRA rebrand is an optics endeavour. They want to fool Kenyans by changing from Authority to Service/s. Same way Kenya Police Force rebranded to National Police Service yet it still kills Kenyans. Your services are still authoritarian. Stop the madness"
X Link 2026-02-09T09:03Z 166.2K followers, 13.8K engagements
"@Attilla_IV Diambo. Inabidi watu is wanalala ile guest room ya chini"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:34Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Firearms Act [--] (5) Any person who is licensed to be in possession of a firearm shall keep it securely at all times and in safe custody. Safe Custody to specifically mean in physical custody of the licensee (On your person) or in a safe approved by a licensing officer. What do you mean he had his gun securely locked in his hotel room Did these fellas steal a gun safe ama ilikuwa kwa kabati Something is not adding up. Seems like someone was reckless with handling of their firearm. Ni nani huyu anafichiwa white DETECTIVES RECOVER STOLEN GLOCK [--] PISTOL ARREST FOUR SUSPECTS Kilimani detectives"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:10Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mango season is coming to an end and I've just eaten [--] mangoes. Nani za kujinunulia. I see. Avocado season nobody talk to me please. 🙂"
X Link 2026-02-10T10:00Z 166.2K followers, 21.7K engagements
"@Surveyor_001 😂😂😂 Abai tugul 😂"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:37Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements
"This guy blows his fuse so fast it's actually insane. He'll do that 'Haya nimeskia. Ni sawa' for [--] seconds and by the 21st second he is foaming at the mouth issuing warnings and threats. Byeee Byeee. Kasongo Byeee Byeee. Residents: "Kasongo Byee Byee Byee Kasongo Byee Byee Byee. 🤓 Ruto: Sitaki Mkutano ya kupigiwa kelele. 😅 The people of the Pipeline decided to 'Salimia' Githinji. 😎 https://t.co/DAFxQ6NTgK Residents: "Kasongo Byee Byee Byee Kasongo Byee Byee Byee. 🤓 Ruto: Sitaki Mkutano ya kupigiwa kelele. 😅 The people of the Pipeline decided to 'Salimia' Githinji. 😎"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:30Z 166.2K followers, 38.6K engagements
"Meanwhile a Kenyan Parliamentarian gets Ksh15000 for airtime monthly and ksh80000 per every committee sitting as allowances. This type of disparity is infuriating. When I meet police officers they are very happy with us. The teachers earning Ksh30000 are very excited - CS Mbadi https://t.co/lQufoiMJXs When I meet police officers they are very happy with us. The teachers earning Ksh30000 are very excited - CS Mbadi https://t.co/lQufoiMJXs"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:09Z 166.2K followers, 31.9K engagements
"Out of curiosity does GAVI still run the partnership they had with IVI led by the Gates foundation PS: GAVI is the organisation that supplies Kenya with essential vaccines like Polio and BCG. I'm a pro vaxxer (Esp zero dose vaccines) but I also like asking a few questions. Kenyas Cabinet has approved the opening of offices by global organisations like the Ford Foundation the International Vaccine Institute (IVI) and others in Nairobi Kenyas Cabinet has approved the opening of offices by global organisations like the Ford Foundation the International Vaccine Institute (IVI) and others in"
X Link 2026-02-11T09:33Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"ODM. has official ousted Edwin Sifuna as Secretary General of the ODM party. To be replaced by Catherine Omanyo. Ruto has officially successfully turned ODM into a NYAYOesque-Ndio baba Party"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:44Z 166.2K followers, 16.2K engagements
"@NI_Mensah Also that there are other people who some Kenyans identify with like Jimmy and Babu (Those Busia mkutano factioners). The noise will be unending 🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:59Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@Juma_Joji Don't say this. Why are you making it tribal Can't you see we are an inclusive govt"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:22Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@bintiswahiliya Yes. I think he can. Especially now that ODM has been acquired by UDA so some party affiliated goodwill is gone. Also because he's mainly been always seen to stand steadfast with the people. I could bet many people would consider him a voice of reason in a time of lunacy"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:53Z 166.2K followers, 39K engagements
"@Mr_Ans_W 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wisdom"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:55Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements
"This is particularly to the naysayers in the replies who think it's hard for Sifuna to win votes. In [----] ODM in coast was MASSIVE. So massive that they won 3/6 counties all the 7/7 MP seats in Kilifi and almost all the seats in Mombasa. However a strange thing happened. Just before the elections ODM decided to gift the ODM Nyali parliamentary ticket to a fella called Said Abdalla Saidoh a said relative of Hassan Joho. So the residents of Mombasa said fine you are about to find out. They told Moha to view independent. So Moha Jicho pevu vied as an independent candidate. Saidoh lost so bad"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:56Z 166.2K followers, 31.7K engagements
"@JoeWMuchiri1 Kenya Revenue Singapore 🤣🤣"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:38Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@Peshy_E To you too dia. Have a great one. ❤"
X Link 2026-02-12T06:29Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@Trackmann2 Breeeeh"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:02Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Walifunzwa na CS Linturi. Authorities confiscate more than [---] bags of counterfeit repackaged government-subsidised fertiliser valued at KES [--] million in Naiberi Eldoret City. https://t.co/dgzqLcKYyk Authorities confiscate more than [---] bags of counterfeit repackaged government-subsidised fertiliser valued at KES [--] million in Naiberi Eldoret City. https://t.co/dgzqLcKYyk"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:26Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@MariaSTsehai Hypocrisy na double standards zimekita kambi huko meta. Amusing they are trying to posture as ambassadors of freedom of expression. While they themselves curtail those freedoms for states and also carry out surveillance of other countries citizens"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:43Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@Ngala987 Same coin. We are doomed"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:41Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements
"There is a stark contrast between ODM entourage meetings [--] months ago na saa hii. No energy no charisma no electrifying vibe no mwananchi resonating speeches. Kenyans are standing there like Malizeni muende"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:48Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"In not so long some people will lamenting "Just because we joined govt does not mean we are under UDA. Kina Kimani na Aaron wanataka kutupanga kwa nini They cannot be giving us instructions when they want." 😂"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:21Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Eat your fruits and your friends. But just 3-4 friends. Not all"
X Link 2026-02-12T07:29Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Probably the 3rd time now. Happened under the president happened under the prime cabinet secretary. Tena in international setups. Shameful. The Flag of our Republic was mounted upside down. How did this escape notice Or more concerning: if it was noticed who thought it a non-issue and allowed it to be displayed in such a state https://t.co/cC9kQXr4hR The Flag of our Republic was mounted upside down. How did this escape notice Or more concerning: if it was noticed who thought it a non-issue and allowed it to be displayed in such a state https://t.co/cC9kQXr4hR"
X Link 2026-02-15T06:11Z 166.2K followers, 43.2K engagements
"If you find yourself in a situation where govt is consistently explaining policies jua kuna shida. Citizen focused policies do not need constant explainers because mwananchi can just feel it"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:18Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Fried Chicken and Dipping sauce I'm hearing. Small thread after maybe 👀"
X Link 2026-02-15T09:26Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I've seen a list of Kenyan MPs and their contact details. Can we please crowdsource details on businesses they own so we can boycott their businesses If they hit us where it hurts by voting yes we can hit them where it hurts They want to play So can we. #RejectFinanceBill2024"
X Link 2024-06-13T09:57Z 166.2K followers, 639.8K engagements
"Murang'a farmers walisema heri wadeal na [----] ya County kuliko [----] ya serikali kwa mahindi"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:31Z 166.2K followers, 142.7K engagements
"I saw the wooden tiled floor and yeah. No doubt this is definitely in Nyeri. That's the one thing my nyez peeps always get right. Wooden floors. Bruh https://t.co/you9rxQJ3H Bruh https://t.co/you9rxQJ3H"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:00Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Brown pants khaki pants White Nike Sneakers and a jumper. Out here looking like a yamune fella from Iten camp. 😂😂😂"
X Link 2026-02-10T06:57Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Safaricom is never beating those allegations of stealing and taking over people's concepts and ideas. 🤧 Safaricom-backed M-Gas is seeking government approval to sell carbon credits from its clean-cooking operations in Kenya tapping into the growing global carbon market. https://t.co/2DvTyW9ARd Safaricom-backed M-Gas is seeking government approval to sell carbon credits from its clean-cooking operations in Kenya tapping into the growing global carbon market. https://t.co/2DvTyW9ARd"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:31Z 166.2K followers, 12.2K engagements
"@_yohfan @Kastone_Paul 😭😭😭😭😭😭"
X Link 2026-02-12T11:32Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@Jahmu__ Mark Rufalo is all I need to see kujua hii nta cheki"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:41Z 166.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@ItsDenzo 🤣🤣🤣 wewe unaweza fukuza sifuna kama hujapromisiwa kiti"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:51Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Oburu is absolutely right. The Deputy President Seat is a public seat and no region is so special to have the seat reserved for them alone. If ODM want the seat I don't see why not. Other regions should taste it too. Sharing is good for cohesion"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:34Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Hakuna kufunga laptop leo. Leo ni kufunga store. Little but honest work. Chonjo. 👍🏾 Breakfast. Manual labor day. https://t.co/cb8mem3SCN Breakfast. Manual labor day. https://t.co/cb8mem3SCN"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:10Z 166.2K followers, 12.4K engagements
"@AgolaLinda Murima faction hawako pleased. 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:51Z 166.2K followers, [--] engagements
"What is happening in Kitengela Mkutano imeanza Nipeni link wadau"
X Link 2026-02-15T10:04Z 166.2K followers, 16.7K engagements
"These same people are always taking pics with and talking high praise for African presidents who are looting their countries to the ground. Italy's Meloni at African Union: Those who believe that migration is necessary and indispensable are in fact acting selfishly. If young people leave their land what will become of the history culture and existence of the country they have abandoned https://t.co/jRe42yZkPR Italy's Meloni at African Union: Those who believe that migration is necessary and indispensable are in fact acting selfishly. If young people leave their land what will become of the"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:35Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Justice for Whitney Atieno Murder tapes: DPP's order that could amount to miscarriage of justice in Whitney Atieno death https://t.co/bGFTTkq0tQ https://t.co/phV2m23hH9 Murder tapes: DPP's order that could amount to miscarriage of justice in Whitney Atieno death https://t.co/bGFTTkq0tQ https://t.co/phV2m23hH9"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:46Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im sorry but this maandamano talk by Babu Owino is a masterstroke"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:42Z 166.2K followers, 78.5K engagements
"Seeing info that Hussein the Wajir Dela ward MCA who went missing after reportedly being abducted in South B in September [----] has been found. 'Resurfaced at his Nairobi home.'"
X Link 2025-03-08T22:26Z 166.2K followers, 107.7K engagements
"Aluta Saturday niko kwa runway sasa about to take off. JKIA to Kuala Lumpur via Montreal. Kaende sasa"
X Link 2025-08-09T17:06Z 166.2K followers, 381.5K engagements
"@manmahuro That's an AI thing"
X Link 2026-02-04T06:09Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"STFU You started a fire station in Feb-March [----]. You are yet to complete it. Useless. President Uhuru served [--] years Ruto should too; as the people of the Mountain we promised and must pay that debt Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru. Video by Timothy Kariuki. https://t.co/VvisqjQYpr President Uhuru served [--] years Ruto should too; as the people of the Mountain we promised and must pay that debt Kirinyaga Governor Anne Waiguru. Video by Timothy Kariuki. https://t.co/VvisqjQYpr"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:32Z 166.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Jamaa saa hii ako ikulu anameza Mara moja akipiga thermos za recho teke. Wantam The kitengela declaration"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:50Z 166.2K followers, 26.6K engagements
"😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mna shangaa that people do that kind of shit Alafu the worst bit huwa it's all related. You 'Fallout' with one brand 'person' you fallout with 'All' of them juu agencies are intertwined in some way and account /community managers ni mabeshte. Nairobi tricky sana"
X Link 2019-01-04T06:40Z 165.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Brooooh. She was giving that sloppy toppy real good with the dribble on the mouf. 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿"
X Link 2021-08-03T09:54Z 164K followers, [--] engagements
"Kuna pampers zinaitwa MamyPoko. 😭😭😭 There's a ragga song called poko man jam . There's a ragga song called poko man jam "
X Link 2021-11-09T12:16Z 165.7K followers, [--] engagements
"@__mras @gidikariuki 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there"
X Link 2022-04-18T19:02Z 165.2K followers, [--] engagements
"I don't know who needs to hear this but Naivas Embakasi (The new one on Airport North Road karibu na KFC/Coca Cola Depot) has a sale on Books First assorted books novels nini nini for [---] bob. You are welcome"
X Link 2022-06-14T15:18Z 164.5K followers, [----] engagements
"These actually look really good. Ni kama tu viewing ya open casket. Makes sense. Unless ni violent death where alikuwa disfigured Sioni ubaya"
X Link 2022-07-07T09:24Z 165.3K followers, [--] engagements
"The cyber attacks are good so we can test our systems to be like Singapore. In fact we will dedicate [--] million bags of fertilizer worth [--] Billion to build modern cyber farms"
X Link 2023-07-27T12:05Z 166.2K followers, 313.8K engagements
"@Winnie_Maybach"
X Link 2024-05-19T09:23Z 165.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Oyah. Nikishika mbana pyamu ya tenje lazma niipige registration on the spot ama inaeza tumika vyohi"
X Link 2024-06-24T08:55Z 164.4K followers, 13.4K engagements
"Imagine being a serial killer. Murdering 10+ people getting away with it while living a few meters away from the kware dumpsite seeing the current operation with all the cops and going to dump another body in the middle of an operation. Mhhh. 🤔🤔🤔"
X Link 2024-07-15T07:01Z 165.9K followers, 79.6K engagements
"@Annitajoe1 Sio true. Kila gun huwa na bore unique. When you fire it hizo grooves/scratches huwa ndani ndio hujichora on the sides za bullet. Think of it ka fingerprint. Ukitoa bullets tano kwa box u fire na gun mbili ballistics itaonyesha they were fired by two different guns"
X Link 2024-07-25T16:50Z 165.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Hawa Adani Group tunafaa ku dig deep. How many airports they have built scope of work. Cost vis a vis returns they are realising for each and terms of contracts issued. Before Thursday next week tunafaa kuwa na hii information yote tutengeze talking points to reach more people"
X Link 2024-07-28T06:36Z 165K followers, 73.4K engagements
"NEW BILL ALERT The Computer Misuse and Cybercrime Ammendment Bill [----]. A person who communicates in a way that will cause fear of violence apprehension or is offensive is liable to a fine not exceeding Ksh 20M or not more than [--] yrs imprisonment. Amkeni Wanamaliza salamu"
X Link 2024-10-02T08:56Z 164.3K followers, 458.4K engagements
"One of the banks a director stepped down husband was nominated to the countrys top financial institution. Then [--] UAE firms with local ties bought 39% shares then early this year they bought 16% more. One listed shareholder also serves wacha niwachie hapo. Sidiaingi story mob Who is the Principal Banker for SHIF/SHA Who is the Principal Banker for SHIF/SHA"
X Link 2024-10-24T13:33Z 164.8K followers, 412K engagements
"This facility cost [---] Billion. Has [---] beds [--] ICU units [--] theaters SHIF 104bn + Edible oil [--] bn + Fertiliser [--] bn = 133bn We could build [--] such facilities across Kenya with [--] of YOUR looting sprees. Yet you tell Kenyans to be patient. This is abhorrent and odius. Shameful Commissioning of Cardiothoracic Centre AGC Tenwek Hospital Bomet County. https://t.co/Hm2BgtV5OX Commissioning of Cardiothoracic Centre AGC Tenwek Hospital Bomet County. https://t.co/Hm2BgtV5OX"
X Link 2024-10-24T15:55Z 164.4K followers, 76.6K engagements
"Kenyans rolled up their sleeves worked extremely hard gave the government money through taxes to develop their country then you took 104Billion and built a shambolic thing called SHIF. You need to stop victim playing because you are Kenya's enemy numerous uno. You need to go. I will do the right thing for our country irrespective of the names people call me including Zakayo- President Ruto https://t.co/DfdWiSMZDW I will do the right thing for our country irrespective of the names people call me including Zakayo- President Ruto https://t.co/DfdWiSMZDW"
X Link 2024-10-27T07:13Z 165.1K followers, 69.9K engagements
"The immediate former governor and now speaker @HonAmasonKingi bought a 145mil house . His pal @GideonMungaroM former Kilifi North MP is the sitting governor and is yet to do anything substantive. Their Senator Rtd. Justice @StewartMadzayo has been in Senate since [----]. Upuzi tu. Look at the hospitals https://t.co/c4bHqRSY2X Look at the hospitals https://t.co/c4bHqRSY2X"
X Link 2024-11-07T07:18Z 164.8K followers, 265.6K engagements
"Liwatoni was completed and commissioned by Uhuru. Joho through Ministry of Ministry of Mining (MIMBE) has advertised a tender for completion of the same Fisheries. Tender Documents here - mmbe&ma/sdbe&f/31/2023-2024 The expected outcome is transparency and justification. Hebu niulize explain to me what this will do cause sielewi. What is the expected outcome Hebu niulize explain to me what this will do cause sielewi. What is the expected outcome"
X Link 2024-12-08T11:20Z 154K followers, 68.5K engagements
"Hamjanotice abductions zikifanywa wakiachiliwa kuna story inatokea about them where mna question integrity ya victims which waters down their Activism visibility tuna lose momentum and we have to kinda rebuild Hamuoni Ruto anatucheza na tunamsaidia ku push agenda ya kugeukana"
X Link 2025-01-07T09:44Z 165.6K followers, 80.1K engagements
"I can dig up a minimum of countless tweets I have done over the years about everything you have mentioned. From River Yala Murders NYS theft Uhuru/Kenyatta family disastrous grip on the country lawlessness during Uhuru tenure Mungiki resurgence etc from way back [----]. But I understand your need to push a Tribalist narrative to defend Ruto juu siasa ya chuki kugawanyishana na ukabila ndio mambo yenu ya Kenya Kwanza. @shobanes The same same youth who were silent during uhurus erano fuel timeunga was goldriver yala sagashakahola massacregachagua arrestgikomba got attacked almost [--] timeszero"
X Link 2025-02-10T09:01Z 153.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Ikifika ni mambo ya ku attack na ku threaten Kang'ata because he is not aligning with that Mathira charlatan hapo nayo itabidi bwana ya Dorcas amejidishi na hizo truthful mehn nonsense zake. Na muambie huyo 'Mwarimu' wa Nyeri yeye ni mtu mshenzi for those foolish remarks. Buffoon"
X Link 2025-02-11T07:31Z 153.6K followers, 86.1K engagements
"'Some white women.' As if Meg is not the immediate former ambassador to Kenya. The most influential diplomatic entity around. That just sat back and watched in silence as Kenyans were shot and murdered in broad daylight by Rutos Govt by un-uniformed people in unidentifiable cars Why is the wrath of Kenyans being channeled to some white women when there are ex-presidents worth [-----] times more Probably due to successful manipulation of social media and popular opinion by the big guys. Why is the wrath of Kenyans being channeled to some white women when there are ex-presidents worth [-----] times"
X Link 2025-02-13T06:57Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements
"If you have privilege to drive different categories big suv/German or Economic/Kadudu vehicles into different premises nothing ever prepares you for the stark difference in treatment you receive from gate personnel and parking attendants. Kenyan classism is very interesting"
X Link 2025-02-13T09:28Z 154K followers, 256.8K engagements
"Noticeable it is Masengeli and Lagat who are personally doing this. Not just random cops. Image cleanup PR drive exercises after abducting shooting killing Kenyans and subsequently repeatedly failing to appear in court. @NPSOfficial_KE charlatans 🚮🚮🚮 Deputy Inspectors General Eliud Lagat (KPS) and Gilbert Masengeli (APS) give flowers to Kenyans in Nairobi CBD to celebrate Valentines Day https://t.co/vlGnx6Of5Y Deputy Inspectors General Eliud Lagat (KPS) and Gilbert Masengeli (APS) give flowers to Kenyans in Nairobi CBD to celebrate Valentines Day https://t.co/vlGnx6Of5Y"
X Link 2025-02-14T08:49Z 153.6K followers, 27.6K engagements
"@thee_alfa_house If I'm not mistaken hata Burundi voted against us last time. So seeing this year's last minute charm offensive lobbying was interesting. Mambo itakuwa interesting huku"
X Link 2025-02-14T09:30Z 153.6K followers, [---] engagements
"@Winnie_Maybach 🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2025-02-14T11:25Z 153.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Time and time again in past and recently this has been proved to unfuctual. Ruto wins things because he throws money at the problem to buy 'it' off or he eliminates 'it' through violence. Not because he has any wise tact. Unfortunately for him that Kenya changed on June 25th I am sure Ruto has a plan B though. He is a master politician. I am sure Ruto has a plan B though. He is a master politician"
X Link 2025-02-16T07:22Z 153.8K followers, 45.3K engagements
"We don't need the African Union We have a token NATO title to parade around for our coonism. 😅🤣 @shobanes Exit African Union and go where🤣🤣🤣 @shobanes Exit African Union and go where🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2025-02-16T07:40Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements
"😅 When we told you that fella is imcompetent mlisema Tribalist kikuyus are targeting Somali leaders and the only thing we know is kukula mchele kwa Wamunyoro 😭 Hamukutuambia poa BTW. 🤣 The purpose of NIS is to provide intelligence useful to help the country safeguard her sovereignty and territorial integrity as well as achieve her objectives . In this AUC campaign Noordin Haji failed miserably. By now Musalia and Haji should have resigned for lying and The purpose of NIS is to provide intelligence useful to help the country safeguard her sovereignty and territorial integrity as well as"
X Link 2025-02-16T08:44Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Murima learning that Jakom was a better option for them will never stop not being funny to me. 🤣😅 Bwana ya Ida anaeza enda almost anywhere in Central on any random day and have a sizeable crowd bila mobilisation. 😂😂😂wameambia mzee aende parliament ademand Majority😂😂🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/jRo4z2dOJV 😂😂😂wameambia mzee aende parliament ademand Majority😂😂🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/jRo4z2dOJV"
X Link 2025-02-16T09:02Z 153.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@Aseka254 Apt"
X Link 2025-02-17T12:25Z 153.7K followers, [--] engagements
"ODM members and Raila supporters I'll tell you this for free. Ruto is playing bwana ya Ida. He played him with the AUC seat and will play him with Prime Minister/ NADCO. Hii kamare inapigwa tuliionea hukoooo.kwa round about ya mtindwa. Ruto knows he is done. He will burn you to the ground before he leaves. That tribalism agenda and voracious greed he is dragging you into will sink you like it is sinking him. Ruto is not your friend. He never has been. Your party members who tell you that he is a good guy are tumbocrats looking after their own interests. When this political sleight of hand"
X Link 2025-02-18T07:17Z 153.8K followers, 32.9K engagements
"Wueh @otienowill schooled them proper Kila mtu amenyamaza because interjecting this truth would make look them very unwise. 🤌🏾👌🏾 Willis Otieno is doing the Lord's work at Citizen TV. He is throwing tackles here and there. Kaongo is totally cornered. Addis Ababa has really humbled people. https://t.co/UETQJEBDOg Willis Otieno is doing the Lord's work at Citizen TV. He is throwing tackles here and there. Kaongo is totally cornered. Addis Ababa has really humbled people. https://t.co/UETQJEBDOg"
X Link 2025-02-18T10:07Z 153.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@dklaston 🤣🤣😅😅 Also never go with it to A bar on Thika road. It will be gone before Waithira opens your first cold one"
X Link 2025-02-18T10:54Z 153.9K followers, [---] engagements
"You were in Meru [--] days ago (16th Feb). You come back to Nairobi and meet a delegation of Meru elected and grassroot leaders among other stakeholders who also come from Meru for a meeting in Karen Jesus Christ This government is ridiculously absurdly wasteful. KAREN NAIROBI CITY COUNTY KENYA TUESDAY FEBRUARY [--] [----] Meru County elected and grassroots leaders professionals and economic sector stakeholders consultative engagement on priority development projects and implementation of National and County Governments programmes. https://t.co/H6G539e4pE KAREN NAIROBI CITY COUNTY KENYA TUESDAY"
X Link 2025-02-18T11:04Z 153.8K followers, 29.3K engagements
"There are [--] particularly interesting incidents that have happened in the last [--] months that touch directly on senior IEBC officials. I believe coincidences happen but only to a point. Former @IEBCKenya chairman Wafula Chebukati has rested. Chebukati was appointed to the position on a six-year tenure in January [----] by retired President of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta. Chebukati led Kenya through the August [----] General Elections where William Ruto was declared https://t.co/QBo1SFToOY Former @IEBCKenya chairman Wafula Chebukati has rested. Chebukati was appointed to the position on a six-year tenure"
X Link 2025-02-21T06:06Z 153.9K followers, 16.9K engagements
"@CessAkinyi_ Lol. Think of them like tiddies. Each of them ako na size yake unique. And even for every one the left may still vary in size from the right. 😁 PS: This explanation has been peer reviewed and rooted in facts and data. 😅"
X Link 2025-02-22T09:01Z 153.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Ricky Simon What a knockout out on Javid Basharat. Stunningly filthy stuff #UFCSeattle"
X Link 2025-02-23T00:39Z 153.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@Gaddafess Hii ndio maisha ya far East. Ku make it huwaga but chances ziko slim na kila kitu iko against you. Sio education sio mboka sio opportunities sio substance sio crime sio family ties and relationships. Ngori sana"
X Link 2025-02-23T17:39Z 154K followers, 33.2K engagements
"There was a time when this government rutos court jesters the media and govt sympathisers wanted us to believe that instead of protesting if you just sit down with him and explain to him what's wrong he will fix things. 6+ months down the line everything Kenyans protested for and against is still very active. From corruption to killings by the state"
X Link 2025-02-24T06:12Z 154K followers, 12.2K engagements
"Probably the biggest pawpaw harvested this year. For scale referencing that is a 1Kg tub. Save the seeds. Always save the seeds"
X Link 2025-03-19T09:20Z 165K followers, [----] engagements
"If you can afford those 25-40k fugazi Hublot and Patek Philippe watches you can afford a decent original watch"
X Link 2025-03-31T13:33Z 165.4K followers, 247.9K engagements
"@nyambareMPH One approach government. Ama Nakhumicha aliita nini 🤣 Mongrel government bana"
X Link 2025-04-15T23:47Z 165.3K followers, [--] engagements
"NEW BILL ALERT The National Government Co-ordination (Ammendment) Bill [----]. Bill sponsor: Moses Malulu Injendi former MP for Malava This bill seeks to introduce village councils for every village headed by a village administrator. Govt shall appoint village elders to the council for purposes of coordination of national government projects. There will be a village administrator for every village. These village elders will be paid a monthly allowance/compensation. Every village (known as Village units) will have a village council this council will be headed by a village administrator who will"
X Link 2025-04-16T08:30Z 165.1K followers, 279.6K engagements
"The gikuyu political class is not fighting for Kenyans but self preservation because they are out of positions of power and influence. Yes. They will throw jabs at ruto but don't be fooled to think we are fighting the same fight. They are fighting for their stomachs. We are fighting for our lives and for our future. Yesterday I had a candid conversation with former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua on why Nairobi and Kenya must retire broken promises and reclaim true leadership. The new chapter that Kenyans are demanding is loading. https://t.co/nbVTYZ3eAo Yesterday I had a candid"
X Link 2025-04-26T07:11Z 165.1K followers, 239.2K engagements
"@Danielki_ Smh. Ukahaba tu. 😅"
X Link 2025-05-03T11:01Z 164.1K followers, [--] engagements
"THE LAND LAWS (Ammendment) (No. 2) Bill 🚨 [--]. The Land Control Boards shall be enabled to grant consent to transact agricultural land allowing non citizens to own land on leasehold. [--]. Ammend the Land Act to give more clarity on what it means by allocation of public land. [--]. The Cabinet Secretary shall be vested with the mandate of compulsory land acquisition and elimination of delay in acquiring land. [--]. The Cabinet Secretary shall be granted powers to complete Community Land adjudication beyond the [--] year period permitted by the Community Land Act [----] This document is quite broad for an"
X Link 2025-05-12T12:06Z 164.8K followers, 360.8K engagements
"Bio: Governance Plus Advisory services. These are the people that governments like. Old geezers who will pander to them in the name of maintaining order it's good for the greater good and such backward narratives to stifle information"
X Link 2025-06-26T10:00Z 165.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Ruto has to go. Gachagua is not an option and Matiang'i is a crook like the both of them. The hope for this country is in Maraga and Omtatah. We also have to pick the right MCAs and MPs to streamline things from the ground up"
X Link 2025-06-28T09:34Z 166.2K followers, 179K engagements
"The guy who sits with the president as a trusted advisor and close confidant has a vocabulary and thought process that is limited to "Huyu mama anaweza hawezi Yuko sawa hayuko sawa Anatosha hatoshi Hata kwa kitanda si anakaa ako sawa" We are doomed brethren"
X Link 2025-07-11T07:17Z 165.6K followers, 31.3K engagements
"This is exactly what I'm talking about. I absolutely had no idea this happened yesterday. Let alone the fact that there are those who constantly do it. Exactly this. The doings that are unseen and also keep the movement going. @shobanes Yes agreed we do our small parts kidogo kidogo yesterday at KNH while visiting our comrades shot during sabasaba protests I met two comrades who have made it their duty to visit the comrades almost on a daily basis they go & make them smile I was really touched by their @shobanes Yes agreed we do our small parts kidogo kidogo yesterday at KNH while visiting"
X Link 2025-07-20T15:14Z 165.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Which cancer drug is this that Roche have subsidized And how is this whole agreement setup What are they getting in return 👀 https://t.co/OFIbXEB2yX https://t.co/OFIbXEB2yX"
X Link 2025-07-28T14:16Z 165.7K followers, 30K engagements
"John Frog x Harmonize - Guondo Sakit remix"
X Link 2025-08-12T08:51Z 164.4K followers, [----] engagements
"After [--] years of providing medical care St. Mary's Hospital Mumias finally closed its doors after govt failed to pay Ksh. [---] million strangling the hospital to death. This affects patients from Mumias Butere Busia & Parts of Bungoma. [---] staff are also now jobless"
X Link 2025-08-27T06:30Z 165K followers, 254K engagements
"😂😂😂😂 This thing kills me juu water you can swallow melts fat in the body aje jameni Or maybe Body fat ni kama butter kwa jar. 😂 I find it funny when someone says they are taking warm water to "melt" fat from their body--ati maji moto na ndimu inatoa mafuta--do people imagine fat is lined up in the stomach like it would on a frying pan What are you saying https://t.co/1U5dv79MPY I find it funny when someone says they are taking warm water to "melt" fat from their body--ati maji moto na ndimu inatoa mafuta--do people imagine fat is lined up in the stomach like it would on a frying pan What"
X Link 2025-09-01T09:44Z 164.3K followers, [----] engagements
"A month ago in July Treasury released and wired [--] Billion to counties to boost Climate resilience under the Financing Locally Led Climate Action Programme (FLLoCA). We have another 34Billion kitty in a month while schools go unfunded Kenyas Treasury has launched a climate resilience program to fight climate change and uplift rural communities in [--] counties at a cost of Sh34 billion. Kenyas Treasury has launched a climate resilience program to fight climate change and uplift rural communities in [--] counties at a cost of Sh34 billion"
X Link 2025-09-02T08:21Z 165.4K followers, 10.6K engagements
"2900mAh battery on the iPhone [--] Air. Hata na optimisation ya chip whole day usage itakuwa rumours tupu 😭 11Am umeweka powerbank. 🤣"
X Link 2025-09-05T17:14Z 163.9K followers, 165K engagements
"@snoopykenya Cherargei"
X Link 2025-09-08T10:21Z 164.3K followers, 18.5K engagements
"How Japan's toxic work culture is killing its ciziten by overworking them upto [--] hours a day until they collapse at the workplace or jump to their end from rooftops. Karoshi. The tragic death of Matsuri Takahashi at Dentsu. Japan's Advertising agency https://youtu.be/JV8tdxNe-2Qsi=FA2ciGCse5IuKWtF [---] https://youtu.be/JV8tdxNe-2Qsi=FA2ciGCse5IuKWtF 120"
X Link 2025-09-14T09:57Z 165.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Of course it is. Albert's murder was after corruption allegations on Deputy Inspector General of Police Eliud Lagat. #KanjaMustGo #MurkomebMustGo #RutoMustGo https://t.co/dKLGyLHddv #KanjaMustGo #MurkomebMustGo #RutoMustGo https://t.co/dKLGyLHddv"
X Link 2025-09-15T07:28Z 164.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@swamukonya 🤣🤣 Touche"
X Link 2025-09-20T09:32Z 165K followers, [--] engagements
"Investec The bank Mzansi fellas are shafted Bathong wena. INVESTEC WINS LICENCE TO TRADE ELECTRICITY Investec has secured a 20-year energy trading licence from Nersa enabling the bank to introduce specialised energy products. The licence marks a breakthrough in South Africas liberalising energy market giving Investec a platform https://t.co/W8TKRS1aAO INVESTEC WINS LICENCE TO TRADE ELECTRICITY Investec has secured a 20-year energy trading licence from Nersa enabling the bank to introduce specialised energy products. The licence marks a breakthrough in South Africas liberalising energy market"
X Link 2025-09-25T15:34Z 164.3K followers, [----] engagements
"All that time Kenyans were making noise about the grabbing of Bomas by William and his cronies they were busy chewing cash handouts to pass bills. Now they are pretending to be concerned. Bellends. MPs have directed Bomas of Kenyas management to give full disclosure on the ongoing Sh31.6 billion renovation project amid rising public concern over transparency MPs have directed Bomas of Kenyas management to give full disclosure on the ongoing Sh31.6 billion renovation project amid rising public concern over transparency"
X Link 2025-09-26T05:40Z 164K followers, 11.7K engagements
"Mombasa has never had a smart governor. Just idiot fashion models back to back. SHA is better than Linda Mama. Criticise us with facts Governor Nassir tells Uhuru Kenyatta https://t.co/zf9v5VSLSP https://t.co/XJWDk7kOUt SHA is better than Linda Mama. Criticise us with facts Governor Nassir tells Uhuru Kenyatta https://t.co/zf9v5VSLSP https://t.co/XJWDk7kOUt"
X Link 2025-09-28T18:19Z 165.1K followers, 89.5K engagements
"Mtaa walionyesha local scrap scrap dealers shege mpaka wakaandika "Hatununui chuma za stima ama za barabara." 🤣🤣 Ukipeleka dealer anakuambia anakushikanishia cash kidogo uko kwa cruiser na bling. 😅 Local solutions to local problems. There's this footbridge just before ABC Place someone decided to vandalize the guard rails thus exposing users to danger of falling off. @KeNHAKenya please do something about it. @oloojl https://t.co/EMWXBUdp4a There's this footbridge just before ABC Place someone decided to vandalize the guard rails thus exposing users to danger of falling off. @KeNHAKenya"
X Link 2025-10-02T06:45Z 165.5K followers, 35.9K engagements
"Mimi personally because I believe in exercising your voting rights vis a vis continuous voter registration I'm trying to put together some stats on why voting is important for a small video. Kama you are good with data ya voting patterns/electoral numbers etc hit me up"
X Link 2025-10-02T08:27Z 164K followers, [----] engagements
"Isn't this the same fella that told us Albert Ojwang' banged his head on a wall PRESS STATEMENT : CLARIFICATION ON A SENSATIONALIST NEWSPAPER HEADLINE https://t.co/6s9f9QJOO9 PRESS STATEMENT : CLARIFICATION ON A SENSATIONALIST NEWSPAPER HEADLINE https://t.co/6s9f9QJOO9"
X Link 2025-10-06T06:13Z 164.9K followers, 25.4K engagements
"New Bill Alert 🚨 The Health (Ammendment) Bill [----]. This Bill proposes to ammend the Health Act so that a Health facility SHALL NOT detain a patient or the corpse of a patient over an outstanding fee incurred in relation to the Access of services in the facility. 1/3"
X Link 2025-10-06T06:58Z 164K followers, 238.1K engagements
"They built a concrete thing [--] Metres from the river now Hippos can't get out to graze Most importantly where the camp is is the last crossing on the sand river. Beyond that it's all Serengeti. Shame on you @RitzCarlton Full [--] min expose Docu link. https://youtu.be/48bZzfD_Hlgsi=M-1-F8kK_xRdZCoL Hiyo maneno ya The Ritz-Carlton Maasai Mara Safari Camp haijanifurahisha hata kidogo. https://youtu.be/48bZzfD_Hlgsi=M-1-F8kK_xRdZCoL Hiyo maneno ya The Ritz-Carlton Maasai Mara Safari Camp haijanifurahisha hata kidogo"
X Link 2025-10-07T10:31Z 165K followers, 114.9K engagements
"AHA This explains the Kutojali by Ritz-Carlton. William in their Branded car I'd actually not be surprised if he is a shareholder through a proxy. Also Reuters reached out to @NemaKenya and Narok County government @NarokCountyGvt and they refused to respond. @shobanes @RitzCarlton Your excellency thug https://t.co/Ezme0BtPX7 @shobanes @RitzCarlton Your excellency thug https://t.co/Ezme0BtPX7"
X Link 2025-10-07T12:03Z 163.9K followers, 32.8K engagements
"@LemayianLeiyan @NemaKenya @NarokCountyGvt Eih. 😭😑 Manze hata you wonder these people have sero sense of responsibility in terms of managing resources. Just extracting all value until they deplete. Smh. Also isn't Lazizi also in on the Ritz"
X Link 2025-10-07T12:28Z 164K followers, [----] engagements
"UPDATE: Parliamentary Committee probe has established that The Attorney General Dorcas Oduor and the Competition Authority Kenya confirm that they were either not involved or just marginally consulted on the sale of Portland Cement stake. The Board was also not consulted. The share price was also set at KSh. [-----] (less than half of EAPC market price) in what government termed as a discount sale. The Capital Markets Authority CEO Wyckliffe Shamia also wrote to Treasury CS John Mbadi acknowledging the significant discount. CMA also granted an exemption from Mandatory takeover rules and"
X Link 2025-10-07T16:00Z 165K followers, 72.3K engagements
"Two crucial things are coming up in Parliament this Afternoon. [--]. The Privatization Bill (Committee of the whole house stage) - Thus is basically where Parliament sits and discuss the Ammendment clauses one by one. [--]. Consideration of the Privileges and Immunities (The Global Centre for Adaptation) Order [----] motion urging Parliament adopts and approves the report"
X Link 2025-10-08T11:03Z 163.9K followers, 57.1K engagements
"Opioids have really ravaged Americans. The strangest thing is that even in this state people kinda still are aware of their situations and can kinda converse. The worst bit is when the wounds begin to fester. Huge open sores. The grip it has on a person almost unbreakable. 😭 Honestly thought this was a still image when I first started watching. Nope just a Tuesday morning in Gavin Newsoms California https://t.co/AywyUnEACn Honestly thought this was a still image when I first started watching. Nope just a Tuesday morning in Gavin Newsoms California https://t.co/AywyUnEACn"
X Link 2025-10-10T11:01Z 163.9K followers, 12K engagements
"In an investigative report by NOS Netherlands Global Centre for Adaptation misled donors to get more funding. They also claim to be part of [--] World Bank projects even though there's no mention of these in underlying documents. It also admits that it's role isn't always significant. These are the people we are entrusting with Climate change in our country to a point of giving them immunity. A disastrous recipe for abuse. https://nos.nl/artikel/2585469-nederlands-klimaatcentrum-misleidde-donateurs-om-geld-binnen-te-halen"
X Link 2025-10-10T11:32Z 163.9K followers, 22.2K engagements
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