[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @polo_kimanii MethoDman Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu is facing intense backlash and protests over her governance, with reports of violent killings and election rigging. The opposition is planning protests on January 29, and there are rumors that she may flee the country. The situation is escalating, with many calling for her to step down or for a transitional government. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::2512738893/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::2512738893/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX no change - X Months XXXXX -XXXX% - X Year XXXXX -XX% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::2512738893/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX +0.16% - X Month XXXXXXX +0.75% - X Months XXXXXXX +6.40% - X Year XXXXXXX +21% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::2512738893/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) #4537 [finance](/list/finance) #2399 [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) #2834 [currencies](/list/currencies) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [products](/list/products) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [kenya](/topic/kenya) #14, [if you](/topic/if-you) 5.88%, [money](/topic/money) #3210, [nairobi](/topic/nairobi) #195, [south sudan](/topic/south-sudan) #46, [sudan](/topic/sudan) #365, [breakdown](/topic/breakdown) 1.47%, [in 2](/topic/in-2) 1.47%, [somalia](/topic/somalia) 1.47%, [the world](/topic/the-world) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@viv2027141](/creator/undefined) [@williamsruto](/creator/undefined) [@daudigichia](/creator/undefined) [@odera_isaack](/creator/undefined) [@mutumburi254](/creator/undefined) [@yavacollections](/creator/undefined) [@breaktheknown](/creator/undefined) [@ibrahimuu254](/creator/undefined) [@_feloh_](/creator/undefined) [@rebeccamiano](/creator/undefined) [@logixx](/creator/undefined) [@daddyowenmusic](/creator/undefined) [@zeusthompson999](/creator/undefined) [@atrwamboh](/creator/undefined) [@pagemaker23](/creator/undefined) [@failaxgeorge](/creator/undefined) [@retweetsbyoteri](/creator/undefined) [@youngjay1738](/creator/undefined) [@lord_ed_shiveka](/creator/undefined) [@mkanyiri254](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Copies of this newspaper are being issued for free around Nairobi today. It breaksdown the Economic Enigma we are in as a countryand the Options we have on the table as if now. If you can get itread it. And for those who cantI will breakdown the audit for you in a few minutes" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997943948858581007) 2025-12-08T08:18Z 266.6K followers, 65.1K engagements "According to TISAs audit report Newspaper39% of Unemployed youths in kenya have studied upto university. And Under the youth Empowerment programs that were formed to empower these youth in X years 4.3Billion was lost through ghost workers and inflated tenders by those in government with culprits like Anne waiguru walking freely from the schemes with as much as 791Million never to be prosecuted" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997951696929181837) 2025-12-08T08:49Z 266.6K followers, 38.5K engagements "OCCUPY STATEHOUSE" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1994038175048888506) 2025-11-27T13:38Z 266.6K followers, 182.3K engagements "FUCK KENYAN VOTERS" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1994305389479825626) 2025-11-28T07:20Z 266.6K followers, 64K engagements "Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kurudi ushago ukiwa umetoka nairobi alafu wajue hauna pesathey will punish you severely . Its the equivalent of going to mjengo with a degreeni wewe unapewangwa kazi mingi na foreman. To show youyou are not any better than us who didnt attend university. Sisi mkiona tunahire probox tukienda chrismas sio juu tuko wajinga apana We are trying to escape the Madharao that awaits us. Wakijua huna uwezo ata ikikuja ni wakati wa kugawa chakulayour cousins from UK huwa wanawekewa nyama soft softwewe unawekewa matumbo na supu mingi ukunywe ikunyonge ukufe. Bibi yako naye anapewa" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995433339130401134) 2025-12-01T10:02Z 266.6K followers, 95K engagements "All somali patriots are preaching their patriotism when theyre outside Somalia" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995450734179991662) 2025-12-01T11:11Z 266.6K followers, 75.9K engagements "Na vijana especially those of us who studied in poling station schools mjue hapa nje kwa job market tunaingia tukiwa 1-0. We are competing with people whose exposure to the world is incredibly high. Sisi tukienda kuona diotomite in kariandusi and Non existent lava in Mt Longonotwao walikua wanaenda geneva na washington DC as school trips. I was seated with a friend whose younger brother has recently finished highschool in an international school and they were brainstorming what business he should do for this one year before he joins campusand I heard bad things. The younger one suggested he" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995493071836897612) 2025-12-01T13:59Z 266.6K followers, 95K engagements "Woe unto you young girls ladies who are here following everything your feminist chair ladys are saying without any actual sense of how they live their lives outside this app. You are here telling each other how you hate men thinking youre togetherbut your chairlady is receiving maximum Penisization from her beloved husband as you struggle to charge your faded purple dildo that has never been cleaned because its allergic to water. You are here telling each other how you wont go for dates with men who wont pay for your uberbut your chairlady drives a W204 mercedes benzshe fuels her own car to" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995806322730647628) 2025-12-02T10:44Z 266.6K followers, 53.3K engagements "If you can afford to pay your rent this monthplease be thankful. Things are bad out here for some of us" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995873706837680165) 2025-12-02T15:12Z 266.6K followers, 84.1K engagements "I swear to god if a conductor asks me if im going to kisumu or busia one more time I am going to do something that will put this country on standstill for a whole week. Ive said Ive said" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996193156438577266) 2025-12-03T12:21Z 266.6K followers, 102.1K engagements "Because of the Insecurity we have monitored these past months. We have stocked another batch of metal detectors Each going for 319000kes Tax exl. Hii ata wale wako na balls of steel hawapiti Premium worksman ship this one Reach us via" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996232137838649625) 2025-12-03T14:56Z 266.6K followers, 37.8K engagements "Na unajua wale vijana wa south sudan hawakuangi mcheso. Hasira inakuanga hapa kwa shingo kama scarf. With boiling bloodI remember a classmate called dengpale form X siku ingine tukakamtwa dorm tumalala masaa ya prepssix of us. Tukapelekwa kwa principal tukaambiwa kila mtu aingie chini ya meza. Deng was at the front lane of the masscre we were about to recieve. Principal akachomoa pipe ya majiile ya greenile haivunjikangi. Na akasema ukiguza tunaanzia tenana hajali ataanzia mara ngapi. Deng akawekelewa nnelakini ya tano ikamzidia akagusa angalau apoeshe ile bonoko juu ilikua inaingia namna" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996269605673689415) 2025-12-03T17:25Z 266.6K followers, 48.4K engagements "You filthy bastard @WilliamsRuto" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996658568179994929) 2025-12-04T19:11Z 266.6K followers, 173.7K engagements "I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to marry to a family that is well offdoesnt necessarily need to be rich but a family that is stable. Because out here some parents are very bladfuakin. Yani Unaoa msichana namna hii kumbe msichana niyeye ndoano ya wazazi. Such that if you marry herYou adopt her whole familys burden. Kwanza akiwa first born sasa utaona mbaya ndugu yangu. Her siblings school feesher parents medicationCookinh oilRoof repairsmichango kila end monthna akisema hana wanamwambianga ongea na mzee Sasa kama sahii vile shule zimefungwasiblings wanasemanga wanaenda nairobi" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996913378309067113) 2025-12-05T12:03Z 266.6K followers, 111.2K engagements "Eh Ndugu yangu. Hebu tuelewane kitu mojawe are not in the same fishpond. Mimi niliteremka zambiawewe uliteremka sunton kasarani kwa siah. Yours was not a baddiehuyo ni msichana ako na tabia mbaya na matako kubwa. So youre just projectingkama uligongwapromised a baddie only to find Mbadipole sanani hali ya dunia Hapa mimi napata premium expirience (not just sex). Yani mapenzi yogo yogo. She cooks food I have never tasted and only found in carrefour supermarketsends me money Advices me how to avoid taxes among other things. The only problem is I have to speak English 24/7 na pia she has made me" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997561011751027088) 2025-12-07T06:57Z 266.6K followers, 91.3K engagements "Congratulations. Welcome to the parenting club Heres some tips. X. Avoid drugs and alcoholim not sure you can function without those but please do. X. Avoid sex from your 5th monthor your baby will be confused like you X. Crocs za 150hizo utanunua upende usipende" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997680843788321087) 2025-12-07T14:53Z 266.6K followers, 300K engagements "Theres literally no money to celebrate this chrismas. Wale wa kuchunga mbuzi kando ya highway mjichunge sana" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997981880642150772) 2025-12-08T10:49Z 266.6K followers, 154K engagements "Im on a two way road nimekanyanga accelerator namna atari sana then this woman holds my left hand and says why are you not giving me attention . Nataka mniombeehuyu ni wazimu" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1998333717387808863) 2025-12-09T10:07Z 266.6K followers, 59.1K engagements "I was invited for the friends of Maraga dinner at Sarova hotel yesterday. Maraga shared a few things.; He expressed his concerns over the national Debtand the fake stability of the Kenyan shilling terming it as temporary because its hooked upon borrowed loans that were taken in USD. This among other factors is the reason XX% our revenue is going to Service debt In his accountWhen electedhe plans to focus on X key issues first X. Balance the national budget by cutting wasteful political spending setting a strict debt limit Reviewing & canceling shady contracts both local & international and" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1992490433235034320) 2025-11-23T07:08Z 266.6K followers, 170.1K engagements "If XXX billion is disappearing into thin air just like that without a tracethen I think its time for the military to take over. 300B means you can give 300000 people a million shillings each. Hiyo pesa yote The Kenyan constitution is long dead. Kenya is being run like a Kiosk" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1993958521059352636) 2025-11-27T08:22Z 266.6K followers, 80.8K engagements "Have you seen what has happened in that by election Goons ferried from ghettos. Money being given to voters aimlessly like its being harvested from trees Police being used to disrupt poling centres so that fake ballot papers can be brought in Hundreds of pangas being ferried to election areas. While all this is happeningin the national levelMoney is disappearing from government coffers. Money for hospitals money for Schools money for roads Money for Medicine Money for HelB Money for lecturers and Teachers /- This are the taxes we paid and loans taken on our behalf and which we will pay for." [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1994049730456715614) 2025-11-27T14:24Z 266.6K followers, 180.8K engagements "Goodluck to all those who still want to buy land and buildmimi kweli nimepiga hesabu nikaona sina uwezo. Let me just save for a car. Real estate prices are crazy out here and according to my mathematics it will take me about XX years to save enough money to buy and build. Woi" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995156794814128384) 2025-11-30T15:43Z 266.6K followers, 51.8K engagements "Some of the biggest problems we haveespecially those on developmentdo not exist because they are unsolvable The exist because your politicians dont want to fix themyet They want to fix them when were nearing elections so that you can feel indebtedand re elect them again" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995399550920691833) 2025-12-01T07:48Z 266.6K followers, 17.6K engagements "There is a silent underground war going on in Eldoret between dollar millionares from South sudan and sons of local beneficiaries of corruption and government Tenders who masquerade as wealthy farmers . In fear of being nyaganywad their girlfriendsThe farmers tried to counter the advances of these Sudanese boys by starting a rumour that sudanese wako na mdudu but this rumour plane crashed before it took off. The farmers have since had to seek asylum in neighboring towns like kapsabetkitale and Kimilili after realizing they could not compete with the South sudanese boys who have made quite a" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996189236953792582) 2025-12-03T12:06Z 266.6K followers, 137.2K engagements "Somalians especially those abroaddont identify as Africans btw. They identify as arabsjust in Africathey are the country version of broke women who dont believe theyre brokebut just with the wrong man. Thats why to them jareer and nywele ngumu are insults" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996480935039230264) 2025-12-04T07:25Z 266.6K followers, 72.8K engagements "WanaumeEspecially those of you who have sonsThis is Urgent. You guys need to start being involved in your childrens lives religiously. Otherwise we are going to have a very big pandemic in the future of erectile disfunction. Your sons are wearing diapers through out the dayand night. They are not getting time to erect. This might sound funny but its very dangerous. Charles darwin says that bodily structures that are not used gradually shrink and become rudimentaryas the body tries to preserve energy. Your sons Penises are shrinking. This year we have had a very big problem during" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996529316604133657) 2025-12-04T10:37Z 266.6K followers, 109.1K engagements "And for those of you men who are going to participate in bad manners activities in foreign nations this weekendremember this. If your so called girlfriend has the following characteristics. Has the name model in her instagram bioif she records videos of her meals when you take her out but she doesnt include you in the videosif she has an iphone 15pro but her salary is barely anything past XX sausandIf she has big TV in her house but its not Vitron or synix The chances of you being stabbed in the anus are higher than that of Ruto dying before 2027. That is not to say you shouldnt visit your" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1997271180114350560) 2025-12-06T11:45Z 266.6K followers, 57.4K engagements "Fuck you and your stupid Rhinos @rebecca_miano . How much does kenya even make from Tourism This is community Land youre stealing in the name of conserving Rhinos. And for those who dont understand 3200sq kmis about 790000acres. For just how many XX to XX rihnos While this is happening Park fees are being increased to keep locals away so that big hotels can be built inside the parksonly accessible to the top dollar earners. The next government we put in placeGod willingmust examine all these Conservation Bloody reserves. And KWS must be scrutinized properlythey are the biggest colonial tool" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1998428959432675610) 2025-12-09T16:26Z 266.6K followers, 88.5K engagements "@_logixx 104Billion" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1863274858299236395) 2024-12-01T17:31Z 266.6K followers, 1085 engagements "Burundi is so poor that even the president himself goes to mjengo. XX% is ruralthey are so poor that despite the country being called Burundi hakuna mtu anarundingi akitoka uko" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1890383091941695567) 2025-02-14T12:50Z 266.6K followers, 173.2K engagements "Credible sources have reported that Idi Amin Mama is getting ready to flee the country. Where will she run tokenya" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1984197716810010894) 2025-10-31T09:56Z 266.5K followers, 164.4K engagements "The most ignorant take I hear is you dont need the bible because you were born with morals. And thats a blatant lie. Morals;Right and wrongGood and evil are cultivated and shaped by our environmentsnot inbuilt. Everything you know right now on whats bad and what isnt was taught to you. Because not so long ago luhyas were boiling first born babies and eating themit was morally upright to them. Kalenjins used to throw away their elderly in the bush wakakufie hukothis was morally acceptable. Americans slaughtered thousands of red Indians because they believed America was land given to them by" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995037859250667752) 2025-11-30T07:51Z 266.5K followers, 38K engagements "Sometimes I try to understand the complexity of the human mind and im just left wondering. Sasa kama pale highschool kuna jamaa nikama hawakua wanajua kupima kwa choowanaachilia tu mzigo kwa balcony buana. Just like thatna anajipanguza na anaenda. But thats not even the issueMy issue is a second person will still come and leave another mzigo on top of the first one like theyre in a brick laying contest. And dont ask me how I knew it was two people. You could tell by the colour and size. One looked like Peter kenneth and the other like Uliam Ruto. Sasa unaangalia unashangaa huyu wa pili nini" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1995849935330189597) 2025-12-02T13:38Z 266.6K followers, 48.8K engagements "@RetweetsbyOteri I would categorically like to denounce that I am in no way affiliated with the malicious images shown abovefrom the Data we have collected so farthey appear to be AI generatedkindly delete before I dispatch my lawyers. This defamation to my brandThanks" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996887956632883380) 2025-12-05T10:22Z 266.5K followers, 17.1K engagements "These are what we call spy cameras. Ive sold quite a number of them this year. Their life span is about X months but theyre quite effective Unfortunately some of my clientsespecially those who own BnBs are using them for evil purposes. That is why i must caution you The cameras are being strategically installed in bedrooms to spy on clients especially those who go there to do bad manners. The BnB owner only needs to connect it to the wifi and she can view the footages remotely via an app designated for this specific camera And it has very good clarity1080p which is what you see in youtube." [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1990792868655489368) 2025-11-18T14:43Z 266.6K followers, 267.5K engagements "What happened to Khalif kairo" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1994820087875088798) 2025-11-29T17:25Z 266.6K followers, 267.3K engagements "If you want to Create a rhumba playlistheres a blueprint Start with - XXX kilos- Ferre gola Fabrice akende songo- Franco makiadi Double double- Nyboma Nina - Nyboma Missile - Franco Kamasutra- Ferre gola Vita imana- ferre gola Si jes saveis sa- Mandilu system Shauri yako- Orchestra super mazembe Christina- Musa juma Aminata- Madillu system Assinata - Beniko Shikamo seye- Pepe kalle Tawaba- Franco & TP OK jazz Nadina- Mbilia bel Chandra- josky kimbukta Maguy- Madillu system Abissina - Nyboma Marina- samba mapangala 1er gaou- Magic system Then finish with Namiswi mosapi- by franco Hapa naye" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1968242393381064771) 2025-09-17T09:15Z 266.6K followers, 219.6K engagements "I dont understand what the Obsession is with cementing graves. The only person whose grave should be cemented is Rutondio kama hakuwa amekufa akijaribu kuamka anapatana na Ukuta. The rest of us should just plant trees on our graves and move on. Hii masimiti mingi tuwachane nayo" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1993529425322033326) 2025-11-26T03:57Z 266.6K followers, 157.6K engagements "One thing they dont teach you in unifasti is ukiona shamba inakua advertised na celebrityAvoid like a plague before you see bad things" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1994686339812340170) 2025-11-29T08:34Z 266.6K followers, 90.6K engagements "MenWhen was the last time you felt loved Not because of what you said to someonenot because of what you havenot because of what you didnot because they had any expectations from you Just loved as a personas a human being whose existence is appreciated. When was that" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1996991474831880202) 2025-12-05T17:14Z 266.6K followers, 44.7K engagements "Kenya has alot of problemsbut I look at other neighboring countries and I unwillingly find myself saying heri kenya. Countries like Uganda are in their own shit levelthen theres Zambia. They have a very stable currency kwachalakini kule wanategemea kariba dam for the whole countrys electricity supplyand because of drought the dams capacity has reduced. Now in zambia they only have X hours of electricity per dayIf that happened in kenya I think we would all die. Then theres another country called Burundihuku nakwo ni shida tupu. Its so greenyet so poor. Now even the president is doing" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1998304128561217969) 2025-12-09T08:10Z 266.6K followers, 114.4K engagements "Walahi we need to be serious as a country. Why is Kenya Airways charging 42000kes to fly to Arusha Hapa tu A place where I drive for X hours with a fuel budget of 5200kes on a subaru. Then you look at a flight to dubai and its the same price. What sort of mathematics is this god forsaken loss making company doing We need to make Transcontinental flights cheaperthen build more airports and buy more planes. Otherwise 42000 is just too much for a X hour flight . Hiyo ni pesa naweza hire voxyninunue crisps nijaze bootAlafu nipite riveroad jioni nichukue viberiti tatu nanianze safari. After every" [X Link](https://x.com/polo_kimanii/status/1998452134103113734) 2025-12-09T17:58Z 266.6K followers, 136.5K engagements
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Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu is facing intense backlash and protests over her governance, with reports of violent killings and election rigging. The opposition is planning protests on January 29, and there are rumors that she may flee the country. The situation is escalating, with many calling for her to step down or for a transitional government.
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Social category influence countries #4537 finance #2399 travel destinations #2834 currencies XXXX% social networks XXXX% products XXXX% automotive brands XXXX%
Social topic influence kenya #14, if you 5.88%, money #3210, nairobi #195, south sudan #46, sudan #365, breakdown 1.47%, in 2 1.47%, somalia 1.47%, the world XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @viv2027141 @williamsruto @daudigichia @odera_isaack @mutumburi254 @yavacollections @breaktheknown @ibrahimuu254 @feloh @rebeccamiano @logixx @daddyowenmusic @zeusthompson999 @atrwamboh @pagemaker23 @failaxgeorge @retweetsbyoteri @youngjay1738 @lord_ed_shiveka @mkanyiri254
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Copies of this newspaper are being issued for free around Nairobi today. It breaksdown the Economic Enigma we are in as a countryand the Options we have on the table as if now. If you can get itread it. And for those who cantI will breakdown the audit for you in a few minutes"
X Link 2025-12-08T08:18Z 266.6K followers, 65.1K engagements
"According to TISAs audit report Newspaper39% of Unemployed youths in kenya have studied upto university. And Under the youth Empowerment programs that were formed to empower these youth in X years 4.3Billion was lost through ghost workers and inflated tenders by those in government with culprits like Anne waiguru walking freely from the schemes with as much as 791Million never to be prosecuted"
X Link 2025-12-08T08:49Z 266.6K followers, 38.5K engagements
"OCCUPY STATEHOUSE"
X Link 2025-11-27T13:38Z 266.6K followers, 182.3K engagements
"FUCK KENYAN VOTERS"
X Link 2025-11-28T07:20Z 266.6K followers, 64K engagements
"Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kurudi ushago ukiwa umetoka nairobi alafu wajue hauna pesathey will punish you severely . Its the equivalent of going to mjengo with a degreeni wewe unapewangwa kazi mingi na foreman. To show youyou are not any better than us who didnt attend university. Sisi mkiona tunahire probox tukienda chrismas sio juu tuko wajinga apana We are trying to escape the Madharao that awaits us. Wakijua huna uwezo ata ikikuja ni wakati wa kugawa chakulayour cousins from UK huwa wanawekewa nyama soft softwewe unawekewa matumbo na supu mingi ukunywe ikunyonge ukufe. Bibi yako naye anapewa"
X Link 2025-12-01T10:02Z 266.6K followers, 95K engagements
"All somali patriots are preaching their patriotism when theyre outside Somalia"
X Link 2025-12-01T11:11Z 266.6K followers, 75.9K engagements
"Na vijana especially those of us who studied in poling station schools mjue hapa nje kwa job market tunaingia tukiwa 1-0. We are competing with people whose exposure to the world is incredibly high. Sisi tukienda kuona diotomite in kariandusi and Non existent lava in Mt Longonotwao walikua wanaenda geneva na washington DC as school trips. I was seated with a friend whose younger brother has recently finished highschool in an international school and they were brainstorming what business he should do for this one year before he joins campusand I heard bad things. The younger one suggested he"
X Link 2025-12-01T13:59Z 266.6K followers, 95K engagements
"Woe unto you young girls ladies who are here following everything your feminist chair ladys are saying without any actual sense of how they live their lives outside this app. You are here telling each other how you hate men thinking youre togetherbut your chairlady is receiving maximum Penisization from her beloved husband as you struggle to charge your faded purple dildo that has never been cleaned because its allergic to water. You are here telling each other how you wont go for dates with men who wont pay for your uberbut your chairlady drives a W204 mercedes benzshe fuels her own car to"
X Link 2025-12-02T10:44Z 266.6K followers, 53.3K engagements
"If you can afford to pay your rent this monthplease be thankful. Things are bad out here for some of us"
X Link 2025-12-02T15:12Z 266.6K followers, 84.1K engagements
"I swear to god if a conductor asks me if im going to kisumu or busia one more time I am going to do something that will put this country on standstill for a whole week. Ive said Ive said"
X Link 2025-12-03T12:21Z 266.6K followers, 102.1K engagements
"Because of the Insecurity we have monitored these past months. We have stocked another batch of metal detectors Each going for 319000kes Tax exl. Hii ata wale wako na balls of steel hawapiti Premium worksman ship this one Reach us via"
X Link 2025-12-03T14:56Z 266.6K followers, 37.8K engagements
"Na unajua wale vijana wa south sudan hawakuangi mcheso. Hasira inakuanga hapa kwa shingo kama scarf. With boiling bloodI remember a classmate called dengpale form X siku ingine tukakamtwa dorm tumalala masaa ya prepssix of us. Tukapelekwa kwa principal tukaambiwa kila mtu aingie chini ya meza. Deng was at the front lane of the masscre we were about to recieve. Principal akachomoa pipe ya majiile ya greenile haivunjikangi. Na akasema ukiguza tunaanzia tenana hajali ataanzia mara ngapi. Deng akawekelewa nnelakini ya tano ikamzidia akagusa angalau apoeshe ile bonoko juu ilikua inaingia namna"
X Link 2025-12-03T17:25Z 266.6K followers, 48.4K engagements
"You filthy bastard @WilliamsRuto"
X Link 2025-12-04T19:11Z 266.6K followers, 173.7K engagements
"I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to marry to a family that is well offdoesnt necessarily need to be rich but a family that is stable. Because out here some parents are very bladfuakin. Yani Unaoa msichana namna hii kumbe msichana niyeye ndoano ya wazazi. Such that if you marry herYou adopt her whole familys burden. Kwanza akiwa first born sasa utaona mbaya ndugu yangu. Her siblings school feesher parents medicationCookinh oilRoof repairsmichango kila end monthna akisema hana wanamwambianga ongea na mzee Sasa kama sahii vile shule zimefungwasiblings wanasemanga wanaenda nairobi"
X Link 2025-12-05T12:03Z 266.6K followers, 111.2K engagements
"Eh Ndugu yangu. Hebu tuelewane kitu mojawe are not in the same fishpond. Mimi niliteremka zambiawewe uliteremka sunton kasarani kwa siah. Yours was not a baddiehuyo ni msichana ako na tabia mbaya na matako kubwa. So youre just projectingkama uligongwapromised a baddie only to find Mbadipole sanani hali ya dunia Hapa mimi napata premium expirience (not just sex). Yani mapenzi yogo yogo. She cooks food I have never tasted and only found in carrefour supermarketsends me money Advices me how to avoid taxes among other things. The only problem is I have to speak English 24/7 na pia she has made me"
X Link 2025-12-07T06:57Z 266.6K followers, 91.3K engagements
"Congratulations. Welcome to the parenting club Heres some tips. X. Avoid drugs and alcoholim not sure you can function without those but please do. X. Avoid sex from your 5th monthor your baby will be confused like you X. Crocs za 150hizo utanunua upende usipende"
X Link 2025-12-07T14:53Z 266.6K followers, 300K engagements
"Theres literally no money to celebrate this chrismas. Wale wa kuchunga mbuzi kando ya highway mjichunge sana"
X Link 2025-12-08T10:49Z 266.6K followers, 154K engagements
"Im on a two way road nimekanyanga accelerator namna atari sana then this woman holds my left hand and says why are you not giving me attention . Nataka mniombeehuyu ni wazimu"
X Link 2025-12-09T10:07Z 266.6K followers, 59.1K engagements
"I was invited for the friends of Maraga dinner at Sarova hotel yesterday. Maraga shared a few things.; He expressed his concerns over the national Debtand the fake stability of the Kenyan shilling terming it as temporary because its hooked upon borrowed loans that were taken in USD. This among other factors is the reason XX% our revenue is going to Service debt In his accountWhen electedhe plans to focus on X key issues first X. Balance the national budget by cutting wasteful political spending setting a strict debt limit Reviewing & canceling shady contracts both local & international and"
X Link 2025-11-23T07:08Z 266.6K followers, 170.1K engagements
"If XXX billion is disappearing into thin air just like that without a tracethen I think its time for the military to take over. 300B means you can give 300000 people a million shillings each. Hiyo pesa yote The Kenyan constitution is long dead. Kenya is being run like a Kiosk"
X Link 2025-11-27T08:22Z 266.6K followers, 80.8K engagements
"Have you seen what has happened in that by election Goons ferried from ghettos. Money being given to voters aimlessly like its being harvested from trees Police being used to disrupt poling centres so that fake ballot papers can be brought in Hundreds of pangas being ferried to election areas. While all this is happeningin the national levelMoney is disappearing from government coffers. Money for hospitals money for Schools money for roads Money for Medicine Money for HelB Money for lecturers and Teachers /- This are the taxes we paid and loans taken on our behalf and which we will pay for."
X Link 2025-11-27T14:24Z 266.6K followers, 180.8K engagements
"Goodluck to all those who still want to buy land and buildmimi kweli nimepiga hesabu nikaona sina uwezo. Let me just save for a car. Real estate prices are crazy out here and according to my mathematics it will take me about XX years to save enough money to buy and build. Woi"
X Link 2025-11-30T15:43Z 266.6K followers, 51.8K engagements
"Some of the biggest problems we haveespecially those on developmentdo not exist because they are unsolvable The exist because your politicians dont want to fix themyet They want to fix them when were nearing elections so that you can feel indebtedand re elect them again"
X Link 2025-12-01T07:48Z 266.6K followers, 17.6K engagements
"There is a silent underground war going on in Eldoret between dollar millionares from South sudan and sons of local beneficiaries of corruption and government Tenders who masquerade as wealthy farmers . In fear of being nyaganywad their girlfriendsThe farmers tried to counter the advances of these Sudanese boys by starting a rumour that sudanese wako na mdudu but this rumour plane crashed before it took off. The farmers have since had to seek asylum in neighboring towns like kapsabetkitale and Kimilili after realizing they could not compete with the South sudanese boys who have made quite a"
X Link 2025-12-03T12:06Z 266.6K followers, 137.2K engagements
"Somalians especially those abroaddont identify as Africans btw. They identify as arabsjust in Africathey are the country version of broke women who dont believe theyre brokebut just with the wrong man. Thats why to them jareer and nywele ngumu are insults"
X Link 2025-12-04T07:25Z 266.6K followers, 72.8K engagements
"WanaumeEspecially those of you who have sonsThis is Urgent. You guys need to start being involved in your childrens lives religiously. Otherwise we are going to have a very big pandemic in the future of erectile disfunction. Your sons are wearing diapers through out the dayand night. They are not getting time to erect. This might sound funny but its very dangerous. Charles darwin says that bodily structures that are not used gradually shrink and become rudimentaryas the body tries to preserve energy. Your sons Penises are shrinking. This year we have had a very big problem during"
X Link 2025-12-04T10:37Z 266.6K followers, 109.1K engagements
"And for those of you men who are going to participate in bad manners activities in foreign nations this weekendremember this. If your so called girlfriend has the following characteristics. Has the name model in her instagram bioif she records videos of her meals when you take her out but she doesnt include you in the videosif she has an iphone 15pro but her salary is barely anything past XX sausandIf she has big TV in her house but its not Vitron or synix The chances of you being stabbed in the anus are higher than that of Ruto dying before 2027. That is not to say you shouldnt visit your"
X Link 2025-12-06T11:45Z 266.6K followers, 57.4K engagements
"Fuck you and your stupid Rhinos @rebecca_miano . How much does kenya even make from Tourism This is community Land youre stealing in the name of conserving Rhinos. And for those who dont understand 3200sq kmis about 790000acres. For just how many XX to XX rihnos While this is happening Park fees are being increased to keep locals away so that big hotels can be built inside the parksonly accessible to the top dollar earners. The next government we put in placeGod willingmust examine all these Conservation Bloody reserves. And KWS must be scrutinized properlythey are the biggest colonial tool"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:26Z 266.6K followers, 88.5K engagements
"@_logixx 104Billion"
X Link 2024-12-01T17:31Z 266.6K followers, 1085 engagements
"Burundi is so poor that even the president himself goes to mjengo. XX% is ruralthey are so poor that despite the country being called Burundi hakuna mtu anarundingi akitoka uko"
X Link 2025-02-14T12:50Z 266.6K followers, 173.2K engagements
"Credible sources have reported that Idi Amin Mama is getting ready to flee the country. Where will she run tokenya"
X Link 2025-10-31T09:56Z 266.5K followers, 164.4K engagements
"The most ignorant take I hear is you dont need the bible because you were born with morals. And thats a blatant lie. Morals;Right and wrongGood and evil are cultivated and shaped by our environmentsnot inbuilt. Everything you know right now on whats bad and what isnt was taught to you. Because not so long ago luhyas were boiling first born babies and eating themit was morally upright to them. Kalenjins used to throw away their elderly in the bush wakakufie hukothis was morally acceptable. Americans slaughtered thousands of red Indians because they believed America was land given to them by"
X Link 2025-11-30T07:51Z 266.5K followers, 38K engagements
"Sometimes I try to understand the complexity of the human mind and im just left wondering. Sasa kama pale highschool kuna jamaa nikama hawakua wanajua kupima kwa choowanaachilia tu mzigo kwa balcony buana. Just like thatna anajipanguza na anaenda. But thats not even the issueMy issue is a second person will still come and leave another mzigo on top of the first one like theyre in a brick laying contest. And dont ask me how I knew it was two people. You could tell by the colour and size. One looked like Peter kenneth and the other like Uliam Ruto. Sasa unaangalia unashangaa huyu wa pili nini"
X Link 2025-12-02T13:38Z 266.6K followers, 48.8K engagements
"@RetweetsbyOteri I would categorically like to denounce that I am in no way affiliated with the malicious images shown abovefrom the Data we have collected so farthey appear to be AI generatedkindly delete before I dispatch my lawyers. This defamation to my brandThanks"
X Link 2025-12-05T10:22Z 266.5K followers, 17.1K engagements
"These are what we call spy cameras. Ive sold quite a number of them this year. Their life span is about X months but theyre quite effective Unfortunately some of my clientsespecially those who own BnBs are using them for evil purposes. That is why i must caution you The cameras are being strategically installed in bedrooms to spy on clients especially those who go there to do bad manners. The BnB owner only needs to connect it to the wifi and she can view the footages remotely via an app designated for this specific camera And it has very good clarity1080p which is what you see in youtube."
X Link 2025-11-18T14:43Z 266.6K followers, 267.5K engagements
"What happened to Khalif kairo"
X Link 2025-11-29T17:25Z 266.6K followers, 267.3K engagements
"If you want to Create a rhumba playlistheres a blueprint Start with - XXX kilos- Ferre gola Fabrice akende songo- Franco makiadi Double double- Nyboma Nina - Nyboma Missile - Franco Kamasutra- Ferre gola Vita imana- ferre gola Si jes saveis sa- Mandilu system Shauri yako- Orchestra super mazembe Christina- Musa juma Aminata- Madillu system Assinata - Beniko Shikamo seye- Pepe kalle Tawaba- Franco & TP OK jazz Nadina- Mbilia bel Chandra- josky kimbukta Maguy- Madillu system Abissina - Nyboma Marina- samba mapangala 1er gaou- Magic system Then finish with Namiswi mosapi- by franco Hapa naye"
X Link 2025-09-17T09:15Z 266.6K followers, 219.6K engagements
"I dont understand what the Obsession is with cementing graves. The only person whose grave should be cemented is Rutondio kama hakuwa amekufa akijaribu kuamka anapatana na Ukuta. The rest of us should just plant trees on our graves and move on. Hii masimiti mingi tuwachane nayo"
X Link 2025-11-26T03:57Z 266.6K followers, 157.6K engagements
"One thing they dont teach you in unifasti is ukiona shamba inakua advertised na celebrityAvoid like a plague before you see bad things"
X Link 2025-11-29T08:34Z 266.6K followers, 90.6K engagements
"MenWhen was the last time you felt loved Not because of what you said to someonenot because of what you havenot because of what you didnot because they had any expectations from you Just loved as a personas a human being whose existence is appreciated. When was that"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:14Z 266.6K followers, 44.7K engagements
"Kenya has alot of problemsbut I look at other neighboring countries and I unwillingly find myself saying heri kenya. Countries like Uganda are in their own shit levelthen theres Zambia. They have a very stable currency kwachalakini kule wanategemea kariba dam for the whole countrys electricity supplyand because of drought the dams capacity has reduced. Now in zambia they only have X hours of electricity per dayIf that happened in kenya I think we would all die. Then theres another country called Burundihuku nakwo ni shida tupu. Its so greenyet so poor. Now even the president is doing"
X Link 2025-12-09T08:10Z 266.6K followers, 114.4K engagements
"Walahi we need to be serious as a country. Why is Kenya Airways charging 42000kes to fly to Arusha Hapa tu A place where I drive for X hours with a fuel budget of 5200kes on a subaru. Then you look at a flight to dubai and its the same price. What sort of mathematics is this god forsaken loss making company doing We need to make Transcontinental flights cheaperthen build more airports and buy more planes. Otherwise 42000 is just too much for a X hour flight . Hiyo ni pesa naweza hire voxyninunue crisps nijaze bootAlafu nipite riveroad jioni nichukue viberiti tatu nanianze safari. After every"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:58Z 266.6K followers, 136.5K engagements