# ![@offshoreoddity Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::983424516884959232.png) @offshoreoddity Offshore Oddities

Offshore Oddities posts on X about facebook, jersey, if you, ai the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [countries](/list/countries)  [finance](/list/finance)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [gaming](/list/gaming) 

**Social topic influence**
[facebook](/topic/facebook), [jersey](/topic/jersey), [if you](/topic/if-you), [ai](/topic/ai), [money](/topic/money), [ebay](/topic/ebay), [tiktok](/topic/tiktok), [tj maxx](/topic/tj-maxx), [in the](/topic/in-the), [this is](/topic/this-is)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/google) [Honda Motor Co., Ltd. (HMC)](/topic/honda) [Crowdstrike Holdings Inc (CRWD)](/topic/crowdstrike) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Doodles (doodles)](/topic/doodles)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"What's inside your scallop #WyrdWednesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1258061937713315844)  2020-05-06T15:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@peyotetwitch They could literally just make their Twitter about ANYTHING nice and fun with their own photos but no they were lazy and stole pictures"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1674537798576009218)  2023-06-29T22:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Angular rough shark my favorite isosceles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1677753861627342850)  2023-07-08T18:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


""We hunt predators because we don't like the natural order of things and can't handle the fact that nature is brutal and nothing like a Disney film." -A man with a small dick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1678207982432051202)  2023-07-10T01:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"TJ Maxx is putting Halloween stuff out and Michaels has fall things. Our time is coming my heathens. WE RISE 🎃🎃🎃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1678572033171419143)  2023-07-11T04:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Forgot to post this small bone button I found in a shipyard yesterday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1678584339179732993)  2023-07-11T01:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@synoizia No I understand the suffering and I work between both systems. But some of our writers use Mac and don't export the file as docx or doc so I have to open it in pages on my iPad (because my MacBook is out of date) and then export it because our editor can't open it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1679157611017515015)  2023-07-12T15:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"go through them. I know this is a lie mom put off everything. My aunt feels she is entitled to them and doesn't believe I or my brother should have them. She completely ignores the fact that he's my grandfather as much as he is her father. I'm only keeping them because she"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1679263187831607297)  2023-07-12T22:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


".will lie again. When she took my great grandfather's sketch book then claimed she didn't have it when I scanned each drawing into my computer because I knew she would pull this BS. I now have a mission to find his things again even if I have to steal it back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1679263669908119552)  2023-07-12T22:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"A friendly reminder that this is a scraper account that posts misinformation that can lead to misconceptions about other cultures and traditions. This "Inuit child" is from Russia and their outfit is not made of seal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1680761863636672516)  2023-07-17T02:10Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements


"Since it's now published here's a close up of a magazine cover I did recently. All one shot not pieced together in Photoshop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1685802998436442112)  2023-07-31T16:33Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I just realized @LeviLWinters1 is suspended. What happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1688760630646341632)  2023-08-08T03:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Para_Mystery @cohaesi It keeps saying something is wrong with the upload. I cleared everything and was able to get the profile photo but not the banner. All well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1690450029784219648)  2023-08-12T19:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Thinkwert Realization sets in that you've probably died and been brought back multiple times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1690953978350071810)  2023-08-14T05:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"If you think this is okay you're dead to me. Milwaukee is 115F for fucks sake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1694859885140156437)  2023-08-24T23:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Here's my dinner. Salmon with horseradish and au gratin. We ate one hour ago. I'm so tired. Being over [--] means parties like this take a toll. Please don't ask me to spell ptoperly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1695256598753546308)  2023-08-26T02:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"OK but can we talk about how the snake has amazing hair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1696224041567179255)  2023-08-28T18:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@GarbageZoology If found more to the story. He's not a young kid he's [--]. He hasn't been charged yet but it's a crime to handle live or dead dolphins. So even if it was dead he's in trouble. Be warned picture of dead the baby dolphin is in this article"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1696493587788116024)  2023-08-29T12:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Snack_Memories Burger King owns KFC iirc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1697431203945517333)  2023-09-01T02:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I found this on my bananas once. Realized threw the whole bunch in the outside trash. I do not F with wandering spiders no ma'am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1699583653855039951)  2023-09-07T00:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"And God also made us in His image according to the Bible ergo God gave us the ability to give the snake its legs back with our intelligence. It is His will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1699619490999259486)  2023-09-07T03:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"explain your username I make weird nautical decor you want around your house. Buy me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1700347383685480630)  2023-09-09T03:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"You have never once seen a tiger in real life or worked to help conservation efforts of any wildlife. You sit in your high tower with your wifi and an espresso. Go up to a lion and say you can't eat meat. Go on try. I dare you. PS - I can see your hidden bluecheck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1700926501896536361)  2023-09-10T17:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"As requested here us a thread of the Jersey Devil Coloring Book published in [----] with some rather.interesting illustrations of the main character that suggest the author had a type. Keep in mind this was for kids a d it was different time. Posting each without context"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1700977989595619455)  2023-09-10T21:02Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Original OC do not steal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1700977992577822839)  2023-09-10T21:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"God forbid the youth have style and the ability to think for themselves and dress however they want. Oh the outrage🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1702312282418446822)  2023-09-14T13:24Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Am I a scientist No. Have I cleaned a lot of dead things Yes. Nature likes repetition. When it finds something that works it goes with it. Even if structure changes overall there are many things that would stay the same even on other planets. This is not how a skull works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1702422514516025617)  2023-09-14T20:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@SmaragdinaVisio So I design a layout each year for these elementary school children's poems and one year I used the peacock layout as inspiration"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1704161597554336016)  2023-09-19T15:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Trey_Explainer Don't forget about how a baby can die and mummify in a mother's womb turning into a block of calcium. https://abcnews.go.com/Health/rare-40-year-stone-baby-found-elderly-woman/storyid=21206604 https://abcnews.go.com/Health/rare-40-year-stone-baby-found-elderly-woman/storyid=21206604"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1704930307940430313)  2023-09-21T18:47Z [----] followers, 120K engagements


"I don't think I've ever seen this in a plant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1705556781437505890)  2023-09-23T12:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Goldman Sachs asks "is being a villain profitable" Exhibit number one on why Wall Street private equity and profit motive in general should be removed from healthcare https://t.co/zbgr5V3xz4 Exhibit number one on why Wall Street private equity and profit motive in general should be removed from healthcare https://t.co/zbgr5V3xz4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1708817486169112670)  2023-10-02T12:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@boutiquedebella Everyone knows you don't take your edibles before going to Target you take them for TJ Maxx. Rookie mistake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1709399877753491844)  2023-10-04T02:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I was perusing eBay at 1am one night as one does and I found a conch shell snail plush. Y'all. The amount of joy this has given me each time I look at it. LOOK AT THE EYES The stalks bend I'm dying 🤣🤣😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1710672823025275170)  2023-10-07T15:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Now at my sh0p faux butterfly and moth taxidermy displays. They are made of cardstock with real pressed flowers. No insects harmed. Plastic globe is safe for children to handle. OffshoreOddities on Etsy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1711124452056998166)  2023-10-08T21:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"The average Honda Civic is roughly [--] feet long. This thing is twice the size of my car. The whole actual fuck dude People seek to forget how absolutely massive Giant Pacific Octopus can get https://t.co/dErpLuOeDo People seek to forget how absolutely massive Giant Pacific Octopus can get https://t.co/dErpLuOeDo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1711204882701599066)  2023-10-09T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Horror movie fans when we find a like-minded individual in the wild:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1711592088716836926)  2023-10-10T03:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This beach is covered with remnants of the glass kilns that once dotted the New Jersey coast over [---] years ago. Many bricks are encased in glass. I tried to free this one but it was massive and stuck under another. The glass looks like crystals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1713590913123913911)  2023-10-15T16:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Imagine someone somewhere has met their future spouse because of these bots. It all started with a follow from a stranger then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1714243642330689721)  2023-10-17T11:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"So I was trying to organize some of my brother's things and this popped out of one of his shirts in a box we haven't opened in [--] years. My grandfather was a printmaker and I wonder if this is one of the print blocks he made. It appears to be a warehouse near a dock and railcar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1716099631468146987)  2023-10-22T14:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"You've heard of elf on the shelf now have water bear on a javelina"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1717316078047547550)  2023-10-25T23:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"There really should be laws in place to protect native fish species especially breeding females. We do it for lobsters why can't it be for everything This kind of "fishing" isn't sustainable. Buffalo are native (US) species and can live for over [---] years. Heres a 70-pound female that won bowfishers big fish at a national tournament hosted @BassProShops. Note the puddle of eggs. These fish arent eaten at best ➡landfill. Full video: https://t.co/h6o2kwdcaU https://t.co/XDhdRktWtv Buffalo are native (US) species and can live for over [---] years. Heres a 70-pound female that won bowfishers big"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1718721644611387620)  2023-10-29T20:09Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements


"Everyone on my timeline: Spooky season is over time to put away the Halloween decorations. Me glancing at my skull collection: What is this "put away" you speak of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1719771399030497303)  2023-11-01T17:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"OK this wins Halloween"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1719904867161161896)  2023-11-02T02:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@oceanmando Ghost stories several but that was my second job. Theatre was haunted by the founder. My coworker liked to put on a sheet and wander the pit scaring the actors during late night rehearsals LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1720256290914521462)  2023-11-03T01:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Spotted at a local antique store today: Someone made this absolutely amazing stained glass of The Hermit tarot card on this guitar and I hate that I can't afford for it. God I'm in pain 😫"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1720564514058326154)  2023-11-03T22:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The main reason I bought this case gin is because I have a piece of sea glass that matched it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1721530579672350921)  2023-11-06T14:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh christ Little demon dinosaur chicken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1722822605617627322)  2023-11-10T03:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"You know sometimes you see something on eBay and you just fall in love with it. It sat on my watchlist for almost a week and I just kept thinking about it. I had to get it. Behold my barn owl candy dish. I love it so much. 🦉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1725568854758129884)  2023-11-17T17:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Crying and shaking. I just sold a $750 piece. Guys I'm serious about to throw up I'm so excited. Oh my god you guys. Thank you so much Matthew ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1725626281344077983)  2023-11-17T21:25Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@LangurLover @sluagh_sith Sponges or that one tree that's like connected over several states or sum idk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1726694149662081457)  2023-11-20T20:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Gracie sees the turkey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1727819378002133429)  2023-11-23T22:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@synoizia Fam I think your card was stolen. Cancel that shit quick. Oi sorry man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1728112862701203759)  2023-11-24T18:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Let's see how many followers I lose LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1728205459168076054)  2023-11-25T00:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm working on making a mermaid hunting kit and I can't wait for it to come up for auction at Sotheby's in [--] years as an authentic 1700s nautical antique and sell for 100x what someone paid on Etsy LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1729859581289869324)  2023-11-29T13:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SnowInTheAir Ima need to see the hermit crabs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1730390049575915727)  2023-12-01T00:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Hey so on a side note does anyone have a not greasy not wax alternative to museum wax aka quakehold It stains some of my finds and I need something to defy gravity. Leaning towards Gorilla tape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1730430795536273836)  2023-12-01T03:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Bannef_ Quakehold makes a museum wax (pictured) and I had a problem with it staining bones. The putty had the same issue so I'm thinking as close to glue I can get without being glue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1730706278349934820)  2023-12-01T21:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh my God it's a real life Swinub"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1731108601639367032)  2023-12-03T00:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@VonBitchPants It's from the trailer of Blade Runner [----] a video game I'm still patiently waiting for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1732190519365697886)  2023-12-06T00:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"If you heard screaming from New Jersey it was me #seaglass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1733209430882157026)  2023-12-08T19:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some guy on Facebook called this a "crap art project" and that he sells them for big money. I buy these in bulk from the thrift store. Most are broken. They are not rare museum quality antiques. Anyhow if you like my crap art projects follow OffshoreOddities on Etsy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1733474772233650198)  2023-12-09T13:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh God. These two woman who were at my yard sale a few weeks ago just came back up my driveway asking if I wanted to hear the good word. I told them I wasn't interested but they are probably coming back. This is why we young people hate religion. Fuck off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1733531452229186034)  2023-12-09T16:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The [----] Nissan S-Cargo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1735221259657470128)  2023-12-14T08:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"12 Days of the Devil: Day [--] The [----] NJ Elks Lodge Jersey Devil Pin Set - You acquired these by going to each lodge in NJ with a pin. They fit together to create one image. There were several different versions of pin sets from each state"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1735298598235955513)  2023-12-14T14:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"12 Days of the Devil: Day [--] Mefisto brand razors from Hungary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1735660988899409993)  2023-12-15T14:00Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@ItsAndyRyan @RobDenBleyker Pretty much sums up every AI bro I've ever encountered. Just a really desperate man-child with a fetish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1736125017610498322)  2023-12-16T20:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"12 Days of the Devil: Day [--] Red Devil Dream Book from [----]. These are still in print They tell your horoscope and predictions based on numbers. I like looking at the old advertisements for quack medicine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1736748156233359468)  2023-12-18T14:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The amount of people defending a content scraping page because it gave credit but didn't ask the original creator who is upset it got stolen is disturbing and sad. It's clear this site is just another reddit. I can't wait until X dies I'm going to enjoy twisting the knife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1737518106862297326)  2023-12-20T16:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"LOL my locket has a picture of a video game coyote then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1738049347571351701)  2023-12-22T04:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I would like a house isopod. Like the sea isopods but on land and the size of a cat. It would scurry around your house like a living Roomba picking up crumbs as it goes. I mean just imaging how much cuter this would be at a foot long. 📷 SerpaDesign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1738222714299858968)  2023-12-22T15:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Christmas alchemy Some dude accidentally infused his Turkey with metal during the brining process and the comments are going wild yall The general consensus is that OP shouldnt risk it and just toss it. https://t.co/iHoPJYUKHY https://t.co/ZFi5LDEZQ5 Some dude accidentally infused his Turkey with metal during the brining process and the comments are going wild yall The general consensus is that OP shouldnt risk it and just toss it. https://t.co/iHoPJYUKHY https://t.co/ZFi5LDEZQ5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1739694897920168101)  2023-12-26T17:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"If you see this tweet you have to mention one of your favourite paintings Souls on the Banks of the Acheron by Adolf Hiremy-Hirschl If you see this tweet you have to mention one of your favourite paintings Riders of the Sidhe by John Duncan [----] personal photo https://t.co/7eVWxJxVcF If you see this tweet you have to mention one of your favourite paintings Riders of the Sidhe by John Duncan [----] personal photo https://t.co/7eVWxJxVcF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1740012336654737747)  2023-12-27T14:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Halloween: Starts decorating in August leaves decorations up through Thanksgiving (some never come down). Christmas: Starts decorating December 1st takes it down December 26th. Yeah I've already started putting stuff away. I don't care about this holiday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1740082976833061132)  2023-12-27T18:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Sarafina7707 It's still red for me despite a new phone 🙃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1740123975748047264)  2023-12-27T21:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The year Hurricane Sandy hit we had zero income in the theatre because it was off season and we had to cancel the remaining shows. I was the only one bringing in money. In one day I sold $5000 of playbill ads. The Board didn't see me as valuable and wanted to fire me 🙄 Back in highschool I started getting into drama club senior year. One of the regular actor guys was like too bad you wont have enough points to join Thespian society you needed [--] points and you got [--] per play/musical you were in or [--] per $100 of ads you sold for the playbill Back in highschool I started getting into drama"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1740402493119517039)  2023-12-28T16:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Luckily my marketing manager went to bat for me and threatened those rich little shits that he'd leave too. In the end though two members stole the entire bank account and fled to Florida. We were let go on Christmas Eve 2014"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1740402495233597687)  2023-12-28T16:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheNostalgicCo @andrewdoyle_com Those where at a beach near me someone put a bunch out near their dock like real birds and so many if my Facebook followers thought it was real On the way to the beach I spotted a flock of flamingos https://t.co/QY5Xqeceg4 On the way to the beach I spotted a flock of flamingos https://t.co/QY5Xqeceg4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1740424740312134135)  2023-12-28T17:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"My local buy/sell Facebook group is full of these scam bots and the admins keep tagging us in them. Same each time - married couple in profile photo with AI images. That's not how a vacuum works and last I checked a vent shouldn't be growing out of your hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1742248776662696033)  2024-01-02T18:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"This post is a case study on why animal anatomy and how they decay should be taught in schools. It's a dolphin. Period. There are plenty of people giving the right answer but y'all don't believe them because you've already jumped to conclusions. Things rot and look different. Did I just find an Ichthyosaur washed up on the beach Paleontologists help me out here https://t.co/JBztQZHweV Did I just find an Ichthyosaur washed up on the beach Paleontologists help me out here https://t.co/JBztQZHweV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744081999990497648)  2024-01-07T19:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PunSlinger247 @Rahll Fun fact: Lamp oil still exists and places with little to no electricity still use oil lanterns even in modern times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744346022724137419)  2024-01-08T13:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


""Most any truck would get stuck" bro can you stop sucking EM's dick for five minutes We literally have trucks on the road that can drive through that snow. THERE'S ONE IN THE VIDEO Most any truck would get stuck in this snowy scenario Cybertruck is no different. Looking forward to seeing different tires on the truck and how it behaves. https://t.co/TbQo7qZLSl Most any truck would get stuck in this snowy scenario Cybertruck is no different. Looking forward to seeing different tires on the truck and how it behaves. https://t.co/TbQo7qZLSl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744424370582220953)  2024-01-08T18:22Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Guys please don't approach woman at the grocery store and ask what kind of Honda they have because you see their keys. Then go into why you like Hondas. I do not care. Also please don't approach me if you smell like you rubbed yourself a dead skunk. K thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744446287452193189)  2024-01-08T19:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"ATTENTION EBAY SELLERS Go to this link and uncheck the last two things. Ebay has enrolled you in a program that forces buyers to enter a payment before bidding. This makes combined shipping impossible. I refuse to bid on anyone with this feature active"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744530285369205186)  2024-01-09T01:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Many who use PayPal but have their credit card set as default (on PayPal) are finding their bank accounts being charged. Sellers are starting to realize that buyers don't like this and now refuse to bid. You are losing money because Ebay forced this on you without warning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744530286824599624)  2024-01-09T01:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"You guys There's a red fox hunting squirrels in my backyard OH MY GOD Look how beautiful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744700078546096136)  2024-01-09T12:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@FossilLocator LOL is one of the sources Ridley Scott's Alien"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744747375891997029)  2024-01-09T15:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"New Jersey is just.gone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744897173685461284)  2024-01-10T01:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@keeper_of_books Reading the responses to the original post lots of men on here are p3ds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744984197465337970)  2024-01-10T07:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"You purchased an Adobe Stock AI image. Crawl back into the blackness from which you came foul demon. Your bullshit third party excuse is about as solid as an iceberg in Arizona in the summer. A message from the Wacom Team: https://t.co/u06PNCvmhU A message from the Wacom Team: https://t.co/u06PNCvmhU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1744987304463130974)  2024-01-10T07:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@teriac Our local one has a giant rat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1745290558061330876)  2024-01-11T03:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"For a miscarriage that she couldn't control. My god. This is just pure evil. I know it's not right to say "just move" - no I'm saying if you are woman in these states you NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE Glad the jury had common sense. She was charged with abuse of corpse a fifth-degree felony. She was charged with abuse of corpse a fifth-degree felony"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1745612575776051390)  2024-01-12T01:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""Abstract Self Portrait on Human's Lawn" By Beavers Medium: Crab Apple Tree/wood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1745792793287483500)  2024-01-12T13:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I find it funny that I can never interact with an account on here and still end up blocked. Like I have no idea who this is. Who are you I don't really care I'm just fascinated. I could meet this person in real life and we could be friends but social media makes us enemies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1746180553894715621)  2024-01-13T14:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@HonkIfUrHoary I recently had to leave a NJ Facebook group because they were saying the same about our coyotes. I hatred some people have for our predators just doing their natural thing like eating is ridiculous. Another phrase I see for wolves on the taxidermy sites was "smoke a pack a day""  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1746502179907568110)  2024-01-14T11:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"The people on the Uranium Glass Addicts FB group are stupid. No that's not lead in your Rubbermaid containers it's borosilicate glass and that also glows blue. No your glass frog isn't super radioactive you don't know how to use a Geiger counter. Admin just let's misinfo thrive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1746557854629130537)  2024-01-14T15:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The emotional baggage of leaving behind a cool pillow at TJ Maxx because it wasn't the right color to go with your house. Shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1746640106037907664)  2024-01-14T21:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@HonkIfUrHoary Has this person not seen the hoards of people that have exotic pets on tiktok They're influencing tons. And don't even get me started on the ones using their "rescue" as a front for trafficking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1747356016390336673)  2024-01-16T20:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fakehistoryhunt So what this tells me is the ancients also had kitschy stores like TJ Maxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1747802219703898593)  2024-01-18T02:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@OngsHat1 One thing I find interesting reading about old quack cures and poisons is that the line is blurry af"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1748423066923766070)  2024-01-19T19:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I want a House Bob (borb) House Bob has taken to roosting in a desk organiser. 🙂 https://t.co/gMqEG3vFOF House Bob has taken to roosting in a desk organiser. 🙂 https://t.co/gMqEG3vFOF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1748703846010950090)  2024-01-20T13:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Snow uodate: my gutters are hopelessly frozen. I freed one and the other was just like nah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1749104952532762819)  2024-01-21T16:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Oceanfilly Final season Oh ffs. This better be damn stellar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1749628963637346369)  2024-01-23T03:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LazyGyodza It does But this was creosote and calcium. The pills were coated and this was probably caused by the outer layers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1750854711803363490)  2024-01-26T12:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"As a collector of antique poisons let me inform y'all that saying "product needs to become damaged in order to expose the lead" DOES NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM. Stanley responds to concern its cups contain lead: Lead is used in the manufacturing process but the product needs to become damaged in order to expose the lead Our engineering and supply chain teams are making progress on innovative alternative materials for use in the https://t.co/jcLYrz7ARk Stanley responds to concern its cups contain lead: Lead is used in the manufacturing process but the product needs to become damaged in order to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1750985718506106909)  2024-01-26T20:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"If someone says "It's ambergris" one more time on a mystery beach find on Facebook I'm gonna have to destroy the sun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1751442378257309788)  2024-01-28T03:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"AITA for not wanting to pay $16 at a local bakery for a box of cookies It was about the same size as an Entemenns cookie box for 5x the mark up. I'm all for supporting small businesses and even paying more.but $16"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1752038078540128284)  2024-01-29T18:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This probably could have been avoided if they kept the guinea pig indoors. A lot of people have been taught to leave pet rabbits and guinea pigs outdoors. Then wonder why the predatory animal eats it. Considering stress can kill these animals maybe time to move them inside. A 12-year-old Australian girl bravely stepped in to rescue her pet guinea pig as it was being attacked by a snake in her backyard grabbing the predator by the tail and swinging it around while the pet was still in its jaws. Amazingly her father says she is okay and the guinea https://t.co/5UnKBrqr5R A 12-year-old"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753404159150141478)  2024-02-02T13:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Para_Mystery It's not so much it's dominated by them it's that the algorithms put that first and push it forward. Remember these sites were created as social experiments. Experiments that don't get the results they want unless they poke the beehive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753405558676148589)  2024-02-02T13:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"There was a CNN show called Caught on Camera that interviewed the guy who apparently made the suit. He only charged Patterson $20. Patterson called to complain you could still see the zipper. Unfortunately that interview is lost media now and the suit maker died. I think I'm going insane how is this a guy in a suit 😭 Just look at the thigh jiggle and clear muscle definition. @TalesofKaimere help https://t.co/i9HdNDNmsd I think I'm going insane how is this a guy in a suit 😭 Just look at the thigh jiggle and clear muscle definition. @TalesofKaimere help https://t.co/i9HdNDNmsd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753438962335531150)  2024-02-02T15:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Who is this for Help 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753587739310641397)  2024-02-03T01:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Sushi a bit too raw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753774527174095192)  2024-02-03T13:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"TJ Maxx stole my designs. Look ma I made it (joke)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753888436778406264)  2024-02-03T21:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@fun_g4l Guess the gas is free then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753923609578348923)  2024-02-03T23:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dementia_Grimm The ending battles were pretty cool ngl. I do wish the pacing was better but I blame Amazon for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753928499973255480)  2024-02-03T23:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"This is the most hilarious rule I've ever read to join a Facebook group. Who is this for Bots can't read. There is no such organization. Come get me motherfuckas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1753933878056645091)  2024-02-04T00:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Would you like some pizza with your gallon of grease This is a crazy amount of pepperoni. https://t.co/5baX3Yzex7 This is a crazy amount of pepperoni. https://t.co/5baX3Yzex7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1754115638082068615)  2024-02-04T12:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FossilLocator Do you need a hug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1754329295877521428)  2024-02-05T02:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"My Twitter is so broken right now all I can see is meme accounts and bluecheck bots. WTF is this site fam Where are my followers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1754872863931117585)  2024-02-06T14:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Don't tell my boss but she asked me to photoshop out some wrinkles on her granddaughters' shirt and I just used the object eraser feature on my phone because I couldn't be bothered turning the laptop on for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1755395065583636660)  2024-02-08T00:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""The bots will be reduced once the new verification program starts. Only those without a bluecheck will be bots" - El0n just bots replying to other bots 😂😂 https://t.co/RNXUe6hUSc just bots replying to other bots 😂😂 https://t.co/RNXUe6hUSc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1755923813210984735)  2024-02-09T11:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I'd love to take this test back in the 90s when we didn't have social media. Not bad for a college professor. https://t.co/UzOA6nlBtw Not bad for a college professor. https://t.co/UzOA6nlBtw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1756681503474352337)  2024-02-11T14:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Para_Mystery This sounds like the first episode of the original Fullmetal Alchemist series"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1756757224414687623)  2024-02-11T19:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh look another Republican hating wolves and favoring deforestation then blaming the animal for trying to survive in the hell hole we have made for it. On a side note very proud of the replies for not living in a "red riding hood" fantasy and supporting wolves. A logger from northern St. Louis County just sent me this video of a wolf running through his job site and taking down a whitetail deer. As you can see wolves lost any fear of humans and are increasingly dangerous to livestock & pets and decimating our deer herd. Delist https://t.co/XxNbMUsJKn A logger from northern St. Louis County"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1756807506456608824)  2024-02-11T22:28Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"There wasn't any if you didn't pay attention to the BS that Tumblr Reddit and Twitter came up with. They are alien rocks. It ain't that deep. Just like Hazbin Hotel every time this show breathed someone on social media shat themselves 🙄 the writing and pacing is so good i genuinely have no idea why this show was so hated the writing and pacing is so good i genuinely have no idea why this show was so hated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1757799617171804501)  2024-02-14T16:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"50 cents for this amberina thrift store find today. And yes she glow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1757879496777015602)  2024-02-14T21:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@crulge Lesson of the day: Don't slash tires in the snow or some guy on reddit will ID your shoes. Wear socks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1758262577526677829)  2024-02-15T22:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@Mossworm1 I have yet to see my first but my town has a staggering amount of Teslas now since all the rich people up north moved down here during the housing bubble"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1758634831746056689)  2024-02-16T23:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I was wondering where this page went and saw another follower retweet an empty post. Why They used to follow me. I guess they want to be a gimmick account that just posts uncredited pictures now. All well nothing if value was lost. Inv4 they sell their followers off to crypt0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1759299209285533851)  2024-02-18T19:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Sarafina7707 That's fair LMAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1760416041069388230)  2024-02-21T21:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@uhoh_nightmares @cassiacrossbill If he had a concept of freedom why did he stick around Central Park and not literally fly anywhere else in the region Do you expect him to fly down to his enclosure and open the door Just come back to his handlers like "oops I got out my bad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1761464255562342658)  2024-02-24T18:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@synoizia Beating the ever loving shit out of this c*nt named Steven (Pokmon Emerald Nuzlocke)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1761887535351873919)  2024-02-25T22:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Athens be like yeah this is ours and don't you forget it The opening ceremony of the Athens Olympics back in [----]. https://t.co/pwhb95pA9B The opening ceremony of the Athens Olympics back in [----]. https://t.co/pwhb95pA9B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1761927262335590551)  2024-02-26T01:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Is TJ Maxx ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1763055105002139906)  2024-02-29T04:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Uh.you're dead fam wyd in this situation https://t.co/IIzKb6dT3c wyd in this situation https://t.co/IIzKb6dT3c"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1763342840346595395)  2024-02-29T23:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Annoyed that I keep getting recommended Reels about TJ Maxx and all these woman shop for is pocket books snd make-up. I want to see the tchotchkes dammit LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1763657346033566132)  2024-03-01T20:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Sea glass insulator with pin The forbidden cake pop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1763675500298334573)  2024-03-01T21:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I thought this was paint Omg Bath & Body works got laundry detergent 🥹😍 https://t.co/AbX74C0WgY Omg Bath & Body works got laundry detergent 🥹😍 https://t.co/AbX74C0WgY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1764623929971212354)  2024-03-04T12:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@magneticksara Apothecary bottle. This is happening to random packages since February according to reddit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1765188463312150938)  2024-03-06T01:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Rest in Peace Akira Toriyama from this random beachcomber in New Jersey USA who watched DragonBall Z before catching the bus to school over a bowl of Lucky Charms. You inspired me to keep creating and being an artist. Thank you. Until we meet again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1766087102796591297)  2024-03-08T13:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The never-ending story of how my publisher refuses to understand the importance of proper photo credit. When I joined this team in [----] most photos had no credit and half were stock images. The reason the quality of this magazine is so high now is because of my guidance. Publisher says I've been used too many times for cover photographer. Was trying to take it herself but it was out of focus. Others are too busy to take photo. Said I could give credit to someone else. I told her I'd just rather leave it with no credit. This hurts. I hate this job Publisher says I've been used too many times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1767227560558023001)  2024-03-11T16:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"By the way I don't give credit to myself for so many things I do for this magazine. This magazine is in no way "all about me" there are TONS of other people in there. I would love nothing more if someone took this job. But no one will bc you're paid less than industry standard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1767231383355675056)  2024-03-11T16:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"My posts based on social media FB: Memes and sea glass Instagram: Art and sea glass Twitter: Pure chaos BlooSki: I forgot my password"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1768466642705498396)  2024-03-15T02:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"🎵Turkey vulture sits on the chimney Looking all around thee Flying over my head Left me a feather in the flower bed🎵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1769448292264423560)  2024-03-17T19:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"TJ Maxx had these very pretty tuna fish lamps. Did not buy but I like the closeups"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1769812547597652058)  2024-03-18T19:46Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"My happy place. Before you are the remnants of New Jersey's glass houses (glassmakers) scattered along the shore dumped because eventually they get too slagged up to use"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1771557351247450134)  2024-03-23T15:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What the whole actual fuck Since when is a [--] minute eclipse equivalent to a hurricane in preparedness They are closing schools and businesses. Guess I'll watch the eclipse from the Waffle House"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1771673876176556308)  2024-03-23T23:02Z [---] followers, 12K engagements


"And yet the [--] year old Honda in my driveway still drives. Cybertruck broke down on my first road trip with my family. Lost the back motor and was unable to drive. Had to get it towed [--] hours back home. #Cybertruck #cybertruckbroken @elonmusk https://t.co/lD8houTjt5 Cybertruck broke down on my first road trip with my family. Lost the back motor and was unable to drive. Had to get it towed [--] hours back home. #Cybertruck #cybertruckbroken @elonmusk https://t.co/lD8houTjt5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1771696139797930378)  2024-03-24T00:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@sandechan LMAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1772425752765497529)  2024-03-26T00:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"If you dare switch to subscription or make subscribers have more features like Adobe or use Canva's garbage AI I will pirate you so hard that Blackbeard comes back from the dead just to shake my hand Today marks a momentous new chapter in our journey together. Affinity is joining the Canva family: https://t.co/j6f5odfu4k #Affinity #Canva https://t.co/g0UG4VnIFX Today marks a momentous new chapter in our journey together. Affinity is joining the Canva family: https://t.co/j6f5odfu4k #Affinity #Canva https://t.co/g0UG4VnIFX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1773202329182912957)  2024-03-28T04:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Now this is how you carpool 🎶 knee deep in the passenger seat 🎶 https://t.co/ShZPtXrAyD 🎶 knee deep in the passenger seat 🎶 https://t.co/ShZPtXrAyD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1773540755384017221)  2024-03-29T02:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RosieLea_Curio LMAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1773691001829261502)  2024-03-29T12:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"This was a big day for him. He put on the most religious shirt he owns and pretended to hang like a dead man for two weeks for this role.ok maybe like.two days. Cletus died so that you may enjoy Chick-fil-A https://t.co/JZS1c7vzfA Cletus died so that you may enjoy Chick-fil-A https://t.co/JZS1c7vzfA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1774816993452949661)  2024-04-01T15:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Fam this is a hurricane wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1775666650601189697)  2024-04-03T23:28Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@SleepyKyju Those flip flips would sell for $9000 on Balenciaga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1777935617764045186)  2024-04-10T05:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"That's just the Jersey Devil Dragon with some kinda fungus growing on it. https://t.co/ivgMjMQU3a Dragon with some kinda fungus growing on it. https://t.co/ivgMjMQU3a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1778108914598326563)  2024-04-10T17:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I may have found a glass house whimsy. It's nothing like the nesting hens. Whimsies were made at the end of the day by glass makers for fun. Usually they were very crude. I think they used a hen candy mold like this one. It looks like insulator glass and matches nothing online"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1778899527447036275)  2024-04-12T21:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I think I just found out what the chicken is and why it looks like it was in a candy mold. It was a mold warmer used to keep a mold the right temp so the glass would go into all the parts. They were usually thrown away. More info: I may have found a glass house whimsy. It's nothing like the nesting hens. Whimsies were made at the end of the day by glass makers for fun. Usually they were very crude. I think they used a hen candy mold like this one. It looks like insulator glass and matches nothing online. https://t.co/OF0expGSRA https://oldsouthjerseyglass.com/product_details/NDk3 I may have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1778973045744386446)  2024-04-13T02:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Lmao I need a job but not that bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1779141821064450352)  2024-04-13T13:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RosieLea_Curio Like seriously wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1779342114670756328)  2024-04-14T02:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm really surprised the people on Facebook are still alive considering how tight their tinfoil hats are. Surely it's cutting off oxygen to their brains by now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1779953799500578929)  2024-04-15T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SassyMetisChick Happy birthday 🎂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1780188890675941452)  2024-04-16T10:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The person who uses their child to make money on social media forces a child with a concussion to do chores calls one of his kids the r-slur and thinks a dictator was a great guy should not have children. I may not want kids but I'd be a way better parent than you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1780587135629730015)  2024-04-17T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tehsma I do have a list of sites I use for journals but unfortunately they don't always work on modern newspapers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1781995860995232079)  2024-04-21T10:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@PerfectlyWeird $5699 on Balenciaga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782001872947040496)  2024-04-21T11:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1782112132512854048)  2024-04-21T18:20Z [----] followers, 148.6K engagements


"Tag yourself I'm Digging Pit Every farm activity sounds like an indie band from [----] https://t.co/tZhG8Tkcdx Every farm activity sounds like an indie band from [----] https://t.co/tZhG8Tkcdx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782197537631256809)  2024-04-21T23:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Animal abuse I guess because it was pokemon https://t.co/lFNfTuXRhL https://t.co/lFNfTuXRhL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782212134400590029)  2024-04-22T00:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@elorraine_ You're correct the tea was ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782246277654217098)  2024-04-22T03:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My apple tree bloomed I think this is the first year a wind storm didn't rip the flowers off. So vibrant pink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782502745842335780)  2024-04-22T20:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@peyotetwitch Uh that's a burst pipe probably rust giving it that color. Call a plumber stat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782742441344295166)  2024-04-23T12:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Para_Mystery Omfg 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782745456407114202)  2024-04-23T12:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When the tide is very low one of my beach spots has these formations. I think they are bryozoans. Apologies for those with trypophobia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782785589911163002)  2024-04-23T14:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Giza Bass Pro Shop No just the moon behind my neighbor's roof"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1782947685072347597)  2024-04-24T01:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There are bears in zoos that do the same thing bc people throw food at them. This bear has realized that if he hears a car to go by the road and wave he'll get food. Problem happens when he doesn't get any he could get aggressive. Then you have a dead bear. Don't feed wildlife. Such a nice bear. https://t.co/cUCC5CsarE Such a nice bear. https://t.co/cUCC5CsarE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1783159129336340675)  2024-04-24T15:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't know how the fuck this happened but I'm more amazed that this turkey is still alive and conscious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1783987330589618402)  2024-04-26T22:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I am in love with my apple tree's blooms 🌸🌸🌸"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1784077493164523701)  2024-04-27T04:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Happy birthday pretty lady ❤ Today is Anjas 12th birthday Happy birthday Anja https://t.co/K2igoAYtAy Today is Anjas 12th birthday Happy birthday Anja https://t.co/K2igoAYtAy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1784568909275779368)  2024-04-28T13:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"ATTENTION ARCHEOLOGISTS If someone asks you about a stone carved in Nordic runes and it was found in Sussex County NJ this is the guy who made it. Please save this image as proof so you don't have a headache. I am passing this on bc I know it's going to be annoying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1784620558442795291)  2024-04-28T16:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"New Jersey has a long history of Scandinavian/Norse coming here which is why this art project may confuse people. Historically they did settle here but it was only briefly. Local to me in the 1920s immigrants from Norway came here and started fisheries. https://www.history.com/news/americas-forgotten-swedish-colony https://www.history.com/news/americas-forgotten-swedish-colony"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1784676760153440675)  2024-04-28T20:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@PonchoRebound Many cakes 🎂 🥮 🍥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1786496968157462558)  2024-05-03T20:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hire me Japan. I have pent up graphic designer angst. the SONY executives meeting this morning https://t.co/bWJiKMEngH the SONY executives meeting this morning https://t.co/bWJiKMEngH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1787666054577012990)  2024-05-07T02:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"God dammit I know photographers do some touch ups on their images but if you leave clear evidence that you clone stamped something out and then submit it I hate you. Yes I can see the blur yes I noticed the rocks that are identical. Don't get at me for noticing you fucked up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1787964504942198979)  2024-05-07T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bro my Honda Fit is not a truck and can fit twice that much. This is not a brag. You can't fit one bike in you truck I can fit two. Is The Cybertruck a REAL Truck Time for Truck STUFF 😱 https://t.co/mcqNQRWl3r Is The Cybertruck a REAL Truck Time for Truck STUFF 😱 https://t.co/mcqNQRWl3r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1787965474032042240)  2024-05-07T21:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dismembered by Oprah Whinfrey because I stole her favorite socks. Yeah no I believe it. I take. Stabbed by Ronald McDonald because I insulted his goldfish I find this highly implausible I would never insult a goldfish https://t.co/dpGDWsuZ7c Stabbed by Ronald McDonald because I insulted his goldfish I find this highly implausible I would never insult a goldfish https://t.co/dpGDWsuZ7c"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1788197943134056664)  2024-05-08T13:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I want the lung branch necklace bella hadid wearing schiaparelli for the cannes film festival [----] https://t.co/VfgU2LZCEe bella hadid wearing schiaparelli for the cannes film festival [----] https://t.co/VfgU2LZCEe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1789875330498306290)  2024-05-13T04:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What's your favorite Cartoon Network show What's your favorite Cartoon Network show https://t.co/Uv2c2nU0Q1 What's your favorite Cartoon Network show https://t.co/Uv2c2nU0Q1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1790194121140822404)  2024-05-14T01:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Not even mentioning how he is using technology not seen before the 17th century" Bro he has automatons working in his furnace with him. Not only could he craft himself a wheelchair it would be steam powered. Greek myth literally could make this canon. But it makes sense for him to both have a prosthetic AND a wheelchair Not even mentioning how he is using technology not seen before the 17th century Who does he think he is Number One Cut the crap it's just lazy character design. Pick a lane and stick with it. https://t.co/Chk9onY7vo But it makes sense for him to both have a prosthetic AND a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1790200010644025753)  2024-05-14T01:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People on tiktok are stupid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1791305476480581737)  2024-05-17T03:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@liz_love_lace Ah yes that world renowned veterinarian Dr. ChatGPT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1791305998264627638)  2024-05-17T03:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Snack_Memories Cool Ranch Cheetos Fritos Lays BBQ Regular Doritos Regular Lays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1791483010946048483)  2024-05-17T14:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BarghestBlack Lmao 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1792044282091630747)  2024-05-19T04:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Without saying your age post your favorite film that released when you were [--] so I can do the math and figure out your age" My shoe size is [--] Without saying your age post your favorite film that released the year you turned [--]. Without saying your age post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1792047442659045868)  2024-05-19T04:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"What's a matter babe You haven't touched your floudzel yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1792054817889620347)  2024-05-19T04:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bottle 1: Sheide Bottling Lindenhurst Long Island soda from the early 1900s. Yes that's a lighthouse. More info: https://baybottles.com/2016/10/29/sheide-bottling-co-lindenhurst-l-i/ https://baybottles.com/2016/10/29/sheide-bottling-co-lindenhurst-l-i/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1792383132747915707)  2024-05-20T02:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@blacksmoke1033 *Pokmon elite [--] music intensifies*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1792387403828658417)  2024-05-20T02:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Sorry you can not know my password If so what is it Oh and share an picture https://t.co/C02e7rBTbM If so what is it Oh and share an picture https://t.co/C02e7rBTbM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1793098044088697139)  2024-05-22T01:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Spookyladyyy Where I live most of the locals know not to bother them. Tourists however not so much. Ypu can get a big fine in NJ for Messing them. I once witnessed a rescue of a pup and it bit the rescuer's crate with enough force to leave holes in the plastic. That was a baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offshoreoddity/status/1793669710132945256)  2024-05-23T15:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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