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# ![@notmondiesman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::2841416719.png) @notmondiesman Just a Jason in Texas

Just a Jason in Texas posts on X about portugal, murder, lisbon, twitter the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [----------] [#](/creator/twitter::2841416719/interactions)
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- [--] Week [----------] +393,025%
- [--] Month [----------] +1,134,774%
- [--] Months [----------] +14,917%
- [--] Year [----------] +5,322%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::2841416719/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +256%
- [--] Month [---] +393%
- [--] Months [---] +104%
- [--] Year [---] -15%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::2841416719/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.09%
- [--] Month [-----] +2%
- [--] Months [-----] +6.70%
- [--] Year [-----] +17%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::2841416719/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [finance](/list/finance)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [nfl](/list/nfl)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[portugal](/topic/portugal), [murder](/topic/murder), [lisbon](/topic/lisbon), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl), [nfl](/topic/nfl), [donald trump](/topic/donald-trump), [in the](/topic/in-the), [mexico](/topic/mexico), [spain](/topic/spain)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Fusion (FSN)](/topic/fusion) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [AZTEC (AZTEC)](/topic/aztec)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"#IdLikeToSwitchPlaces or faces. John Travolta to Nicolas Cage probably"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1121990085891829761)  2019-04-27T04:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Bik Nik is the Nick Adams of Nikki Haleys. (Im not sure well still doing this format but whatever)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1635715752157118468)  2023-03-14T18:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Holli259 @YouTube Ive been listening to the Turnpike Troubadours station on Pandora. It has all these guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1638003687464353794)  2023-03-21T02:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"No idea what Temu is but they sell some weird shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1659655678254784521)  2023-05-19T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy @VictoriaRosePhD @ohthatfknguy Im with yall mostly but try Jason Isbell or the Turnpike Troubadours sometime. Country for people who dont like country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1662988025297612805)  2023-05-29T01:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy @VictoriaRosePhD @ohthatfknguy Red wine kills me for that reason. Beer and hard stuff somewhat but thats where my Nexium comes in 😜"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1662990744548700161)  2023-05-29T01:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Staggfilms 5% wont even keep up with inflation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1673120087585292296)  2023-06-26T00:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Bought a hat because why the hell not. Now where do I wear it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1674531319827812353)  2023-06-29T21:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@_Norah__D_ Oh man. Hope it doesnt do much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1674533301460283393)  2023-06-29T21:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SheilaBx2 Tell when yall come out We definitely need to meet up after following each other all these years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1674555220880248834)  2023-06-29T23:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The largest Buc-ees isnt in TX. This is an outrage Great Abbott and Ted Cruz need to get on this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1674583720458862592)  2023-06-30T01:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_Norah__D_ @THstraya2017 I just watched this on YouTube the other day. He was a legend. That entire generation is gone already with the exception of Eddie Vedder. Sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1674606002086502400)  2023-06-30T02:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@DaniPayson The ol cliffhanger eh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1674612433732907009)  2023-06-30T02:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"#InTheVillageAtTheBottomOfTheSea lived the Snorks a rip-off of the Smurfs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1677878984728616962)  2023-07-09T04:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SheilaBx2 A wise man once said: Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1678085400189960193)  2023-07-09T16:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Someone was wronged by a Capricorn. Hopefully it wasnt this Capricorn. 😂😂😂 How is this for accuracy https://t.co/yjkhdr0Rju How is this for accuracy https://t.co/yjkhdr0Rju"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1678545487329107969)  2023-07-10T23:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We talk a lot about Toxic Masculinity but who are your favorite examples of men who are masculine but not toxic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1678944346094051328)  2023-07-12T01:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@zacht21 Then again maybe hes on a beach somewhere. There was a great Expedition Unknown episode about him a few years back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1678946595113517061)  2023-07-12T01:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@samiamnurnot Good ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1678946634925764608)  2023-07-12T01:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NoirPoetograpy @WTFinSoCal @JJettas2 @NFL_DovKleiman Of course Russell Wilson is going to win MVP and take the Broncos to the Superbowl 😜. Id be happy with a playoff game tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1679143769046925312)  2023-07-12T15:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Whats a word you can never spell correctly For me its exercise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1679175514555305986)  2023-07-12T17:15Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements


"Happy birthday to Linda Ronstadt. One of the great American singers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1680302326232281089)  2023-07-15T22:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"At a rodeo in Sonora Texas and so far the only action is the guy having too much fun driving the tractor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1690149540437889024)  2023-08-11T23:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@copper_teal Rather than pave the road they put down a layer of tar and cover it with gravel. Cars pick up these chunks of rock and fling them around. One hit my windshield and broke it. Bummer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1690418037948628993)  2023-08-12T17:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Everything dies baby that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies some day comes back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1691269271983161344)  2023-08-15T02:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Twitter friendships are real and it ls sad when one ends. But thank you all for being my friend here. Hope everyone has a great Tuesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1691429932172283905)  2023-08-15T12:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Made a gin and tonic and tbh it was mostly gin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1693448421011497047)  2023-08-21T02:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My dragon and I would love it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1693625832739074079)  2023-08-21T14:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy Texas where the possibility of snow shuts everything down but a tropical storm is business as usual. 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1693985501223772347)  2023-08-22T13:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I have a friend who is an old soul. Every year he sends me a lovely letter as the new school year starts. Thanks my polar pal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1695561534657749398)  2023-08-26T22:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Watched our local bat colony take flight tonight. These are Mexican Freetail bats that summer in TX before heading to Mexico"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1698523027359613424)  2023-09-04T02:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"End of an era"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699273742885507165)  2023-09-06T04:10Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Guys forget the Axe Body Spray if you want to bring the ladies buy this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1700878066266837450)  2023-09-10T14:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Heres a Lilly from out local Lilly garden for yall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1702534898748150159)  2023-09-15T04:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont think Ive heard a bad Zach Bryan song"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1702873861404909805)  2023-09-16T02:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tripgreat @jvbt82hhs @StarbrightHQ can tell you better than I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1702891985634275607)  2023-09-16T03:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Im going to say no but still sounds like fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1703200480153788651)  2023-09-17T00:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This bottle was almost too pretty to open but I did anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1703202215945449572)  2023-09-17T00:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Couldnt take it so went and bought water heater and installed it myself. Man card renewed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1703514770278584360)  2023-09-17T21:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@WitchGirl76 She has skills"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1704485607563550921)  2023-09-20T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Holli259 Sure feels that way. Were supposed to hit [---] tomorrow but its a drier heat than yall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1705367192449974509)  2023-09-22T23:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You can tweet anything and a porn bot will like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1705428795509899645)  2023-09-23T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"No Cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1705440898832613450)  2023-09-23T04:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"NGL its [---] today in my corner of Tejas and all these fall pics are making me jealous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1705672069151588827)  2023-09-23T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Favorite black & white movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1707804633043710176)  2023-09-29T17:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@WyckedWyre Nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1707898623487357249)  2023-09-29T23:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Whats everyone doing tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1710472859682799831)  2023-10-07T01:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"#WheelOfTime on @amazon is the best fantasy show on television right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1710835609139380311)  2023-10-08T01:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Holli259 Its awesome. Im in San Antonio right now. Nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1711144125628617019)  2023-10-08T22:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy No Jimmy Choo heels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1715869473696092199)  2023-10-21T23:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Update: nothing but a sore arm and a weird attraction to Bill Gates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1716095918989087195)  2023-10-22T14:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ZellnerMeagan @WTFinSoCal McDaniels has made his whole career off of Brady"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1716284423228850664)  2023-10-23T02:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Are truck balls still a thing In West Texas they are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1716888821571437031)  2023-10-24T18:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ghettoglass @WTFinSoCal your prayers may be answered soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1717221563538592222)  2023-10-25T16:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Holli259 Pretty sure thats Will Ferrell 😜"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1717341163722506735)  2023-10-26T00:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"WTF Texas. 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1718024847689711778)  2023-10-27T22:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NoirPoetograpy Bruce Willis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1718823325147840770)  2023-10-30T02:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hey yall Im going to take a little break from social media. And its apparently obligatory to tell everyone that. Have a great Halloween. Ill see yall soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1719322519574868006)  2023-10-31T11:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Reported for hate speech"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1720525517017718890)  2023-11-03T19:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Jewels_ATX Ah someone voted today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1722008916081422487)  2023-11-07T21:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NoirPoetograpy I didnt know Leonard Cohen was on. I remind an episode with Willie Nelson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1723440365686919419)  2023-11-11T20:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jvbt82hhs Thanks to Jason Isbell and Zach Bryan a fair amount lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1723710032812855487)  2023-11-12T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Trash talking natural phenomena accounts are the best part of Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1724638158766112818)  2023-11-15T03:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im old enough to be when Mariah Carey was around all year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1724781836218585309)  2023-11-15T13:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Thanks Joe Biden 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1725185964614828249)  2023-11-16T16:16Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


"@Darth_Pingu Good pic my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1726084897679569131)  2023-11-19T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@royal_w_cheese_ Great pic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1726097736892641787)  2023-11-19T04:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KanoleeKitty Great pic 😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1726302113830252848)  2023-11-19T18:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jvbt82hhs Great pic my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1726388437249315198)  2023-11-19T23:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SheilaBx2 So sorry my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1726666130641817853)  2023-11-20T18:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SuszannaZ Hes driving you Mads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1727514648969122064)  2023-11-23T02:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Haha Love it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1728255492584333757)  2023-11-25T03:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@royal_w_cheese_ The midsize one was $224 on Black Friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1728987614253142097)  2023-11-27T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Has Cyber Monday been a thing for like [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729130801743495495)  2023-11-27T13:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin I bought a Fauxrari I think its legit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729298980062818786)  2023-11-28T00:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@kj_colorado Great pic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729300553891492059)  2023-11-28T00:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Hes the best. lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729321602859376672)  2023-11-28T02:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin lol Sorry. I retweet him a bunch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729322957485297675)  2023-11-28T02:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Replica 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729674656414593309)  2023-11-29T01:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Poor Elon is reduced to selling ads to counterfeiters 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1729675481815916870)  2023-11-29T01:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Got a solo stove and its awesome. I learned its best if you tuck the logs in deeper then theres no smoke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1730409579513627020)  2023-12-01T02:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SuszannaZ I liked the pic a lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1730645825120817347)  2023-12-01T17:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Jewels_ATX @elonmusk The hubs would like a replica Rolex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1730763349225275901)  2023-12-02T01:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@reenee3501 Oh I miss those mountains Awesome pics. Is that up by Evergreen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1731866477639176266)  2023-12-05T02:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@rube44 Is that muppets Chris Stapleton 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1731878531678773420)  2023-12-05T03:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@clurichaun16 Great pic Love the pose too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1731886850917167302)  2023-12-05T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Oddly attractive celebrities. Heres mine. (I mean oddly probably isnt fair unconventional)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1732153135760601234)  2023-12-05T21:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lostinausten_ Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is my pick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1732241081562005902)  2023-12-06T03:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"#RuinSecretSantaBy doing Secret Satan instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1732447869142266121)  2023-12-06T17:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JessicaNonGrata Im so sorry to hear that. Hope everything will be okay. Give yourself the space to feel whatever way you need"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1733307086862213147)  2023-12-09T02:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Reading my kindle by the light of my artificial Christmas trees just like Abraham Lincoln would have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1733339000809701805)  2023-12-09T04:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DaddyDarth I mean Matt Damon grew them on Mars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1736209597273112958)  2023-12-17T02:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"With the solstice coming up Im reminded of the last time I went to Paint Rick Texas and watched the solar noon shadows align with the various petroglyphs there. Amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1736442630546853893)  2023-12-17T17:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I want a roomba but only if my cats will ride on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1736922089595040177)  2023-12-19T01:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@opalmarie69 Does it work well on hardwood floors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1736956750350156109)  2023-12-19T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@WyckedWyre Are you leaving X too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1737123039228088729)  2023-12-19T14:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Haha. Those died out with a robust middle class a functional government and a livable planet like [--] years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1737511245224313170)  2023-12-20T16:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If a train leaves Los Angeles heading East at [--] mph and another leaves Chicago #QuestionsIWillAlwaysPonder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1738752505394118949)  2023-12-24T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ill get hate for this: Rush. A bands who's popularity i will never understand - Jethro Tull What say you A bands who's popularity i will never understand - Jethro Tull What say you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741223246874222961)  2023-12-30T22:22Z [--] followers, 14.5K engagements


"@royal_w_cheese_ Happy New Year Roy. Well see if your Vikings rally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741655925423751230)  2024-01-01T03:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Eating chips and queso just before midnight is the most Texan thing I could do. Next is firing my Ar-15 into the air while yelling yeehaw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1741696737591370112)  2024-01-01T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@hjsaysno Im guessing itll be pretty slow. Everyones partied out still But idk.🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1742202300423180395)  2024-01-02T15:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Texas leaders are the cruelest in the country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742347539108773948)  2024-01-03T00:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Yep. I dont blame them at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742348963540287502)  2024-01-03T00:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"And today marks the beginning of my 49th revolution around the sun. 👴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1742559153573240856)  2024-01-03T14:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I dont know if all the hate shes getting here is just the same old misogyny or if its rather an unconscious reflection of our own mortality. If even Madonna can get old what of us 🤔 Oh Madonna is there no one to tell her this doesn't look good https://t.co/r49Yogsswh Oh Madonna is there no one to tell her this doesn't look good https://t.co/r49Yogsswh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742940385079431193)  2024-01-04T16:05Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@kingpinkatie Right. Compare that to Mick Jagger who is praised for still strutting at [--]. Definitely a double standard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1742959821974810824)  2024-01-04T17:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy You might be a coastal Texan if you recognize the hurricane plane when it flies over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1743029326025576676)  2024-01-04T21:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Found some eggrolls in the back of the freezer. Are they good Well find out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743467393882481151)  2024-01-06T02:59Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@HTowndirtydave Definitely a great pic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1743810443737460777)  2024-01-07T01:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Were closer to Spocks year of birth (206 years) than were are Abraham Lincolns birthdate (209) Today I learned that were only [---] years away from Mr. Spock being born. Cool https://t.co/6MEJQDZWi8 Today I learned that were only [---] years away from Mr. Spock being born. Cool https://t.co/6MEJQDZWi8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744156800344060189)  2024-01-08T00:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Anyone want to start a cult with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1744909299837444351)  2024-01-10T02:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Damn Taylor Swift getting young people to vote. In my day rockstars tried to recruit us into Satanism instead. Right now Fox is suggesting that Taylor Swift is a psyop because she posted a link to register voters. https://t.co/liR06Qiq2C Right now Fox is suggesting that Taylor Swift is a psyop because she posted a link to register voters. https://t.co/liR06Qiq2C"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1744931686985437440)  2024-01-10T03:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ricklbarton Nope. Never heard of it tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1745079211214176324)  2024-01-10T13:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"America doesnt do much right anymore but by golly were still #1 in fast food innovation. McDonalds brings the Double Big Mac back to the U.S. McDonalds Double Big Mac was first introduced in early March [----] and includes four beef patties and additional sauce. https://t.co/JA9deBiBGi https://t.co/LPvVEt0dc0 McDonalds brings the Double Big Mac back to the U.S. McDonalds Double Big Mac was first introduced in early March [----] and includes four beef patties and additional sauce. https://t.co/JA9deBiBGi https://t.co/LPvVEt0dc0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1745138003788640464)  2024-01-10T17:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@royal_w_cheese_ @monlitestation But the Broncos have lost even more Super Bowls so theres that at least"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1745138228334899221)  2024-01-10T17:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When you have to weigh down your fake rock so the west Texas wind doesnt blow it to Mexico"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1745174115642708352)  2024-01-10T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@OctopusCaveman God bless Twitter. 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1745189939463979163)  2024-01-10T21:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@US_Stormwatch @BuffaloBills @steelers @Chiefs @MiamiDolphins @NFL @ESPNNFL @AdamSchefter @MySportsUpdate @richeisen @Steelersdepot 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1745997688968003785)  2024-01-13T02:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JoRo_NFL Of course the real question is would Jerry Jones do it lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1746975546121052202)  2024-01-15T19:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tell me youre running for president in [----] without telling me youre running in [----]. Kiss ass. Trump wins Iowa by a bigger percentage than any Republican. Ever. Its over. Trump wins Iowa by a bigger percentage than any Republican. Ever. Its over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747630956175917126)  2024-01-17T14:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@TXFunGuy6 @dallascowboys Mike McCarthy: when you want to win but not too much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1747806946877456565)  2024-01-18T02:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JoRo_NFL I dont get how these work but thats a [--] win team easy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1748744855205945441)  2024-01-20T16:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TJS2016NY Very cool All the slurpies you wanted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1748748878654943502)  2024-01-20T16:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TJS2016NY Seeing those real paychecks was awesome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1748804952439316842)  2024-01-20T20:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@XeniaXuxa Cruising in your 5.0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1749217505237700880)  2024-01-21T23:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Okay the number of yall who are up already: WTF 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1749394097016807786)  2024-01-22T11:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Thank you Jason for the first great meme of 2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1749420286586372294)  2024-01-22T13:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@LowellTmas Pretty sure thats Sylvester Stallone. 😜"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1749541520146039054)  2024-01-22T21:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JessicaNonGrata Allegedly WTF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1749656241826148764)  2024-01-23T04:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I loved these I havent thought about these in [--] years. Every GenX had a set of these even if they didnt like football. My favorite was Miami Dolphins cuz I liked the color 😆 https://t.co/hrdMh6Leh8 Every GenX had a set of these even if they didnt like football. My favorite was Miami Dolphins cuz I liked the color 😆 https://t.co/hrdMh6Leh8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1750307653601890463)  2024-01-25T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Cum and take it #NeverForget Come and take it. https://t.co/1VMfEoSoRN Come and take it. https://t.co/1VMfEoSoRN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1750713174821626225)  2024-01-26T02:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Happytobemein23 Ive never been to Jersey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1750717652031479870)  2024-01-26T03:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@IrishMac21 Which Mel Gibson movie is this I forget"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1750871253877952563)  2024-01-26T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"These Black Keys videos are great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751011476406509840)  2024-01-26T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy Where you going this time (I live vicariously through your trips lol)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751427280994275554)  2024-01-28T02:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"What are you wearing to the Civil War General Ambrose Burnsides sideburns of course. What are wearing to the Civil War https://t.co/X0NHM2MQX0 What are wearing to the Civil War https://t.co/X0NHM2MQX0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751447243947733446)  2024-01-28T03:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DammitBits Score"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751447293167910963)  2024-01-28T03:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CKscullycat Ron DeSantis seeing these:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751668603215086009)  2024-01-28T18:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DailyBroncos And maybe just maybe they draft Josh Allen too. Imagine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751802784867889552)  2024-01-29T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Thanks everyone for liking this but its a little disconcerting that so many of you were like: Oh yeah much better when we dont see your face. #NewProfilePic Thought Id go back to a classic. https://t.co/kw5QdByJr5 #NewProfilePic Thought Id go back to a classic. https://t.co/kw5QdByJr5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1751832800641114435)  2024-01-29T05:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sheswinning365 Happy birthday mom. From the strangers of Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1751978232658739235)  2024-01-29T14:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@NBA Still hoping Ill get there. Just two more inches to [---] and Im only 49"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1752041734530277876)  2024-01-29T18:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarkEllison06 @cheryl_marlin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1752511318752407972)  2024-01-31T01:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Somehow this guy has 221k followers Who buys this misogynistic nonsense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1752827011632894373)  2024-01-31T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@NoirPoetograpy One of his modern sett bags huh Ive only seen his Samurai ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1752911775316520970)  2024-02-01T04:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Come on. Thats clearly Edgar Allan Poe. Atheists if JESUS is not real then please explain this https://t.co/j9dJ3WKMWX Atheists if JESUS is not real then please explain this https://t.co/j9dJ3WKMWX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1753573117245423624)  2024-02-03T00:16Z [----] followers, 28.1K engagements


"This was quite the thread 😂😂😂😂 SIDE NOTE: IF I GET PINK EYE IM FUCKING SUING HER VAGINA. THAT IS ALL. SIDE NOTE: IF I GET PINK EYE IM FUCKING SUING HER VAGINA. THAT IS ALL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1753657926563086721)  2024-02-03T05:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Satan: Of course we have candy in Hell. Were not savages. Here you go: You have to eat one. Whacha got https://t.co/14Jj7mOZAV You have to eat one. Whacha got https://t.co/14Jj7mOZAV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1753850084893004021)  2024-02-03T18:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Tiare75 You and my wife agree on that Me not so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1753866318875382184)  2024-02-03T19:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AVenezuelan19 Great pic Very Texas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1754027714439516613)  2024-02-04T06:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Speaking of cheese I made this baked feta thing yesterday and I was divine. I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other. I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1754309795446735017)  2024-02-05T01:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People talking about Tracy Chapman. Gen Xers:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1754662798888497556)  2024-02-06T00:26Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements


"@TempJeannie My favorite are the thirsty guys replying to obvious AI generated pics. 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1754715776378945641)  2024-02-06T03:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The stock market is doing great so great that I think I can retire in 2073"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1755064981689639411)  2024-02-07T03:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"No cheating post the last saved pic of yourself. (In my defense I was a playing with AI and it did me dirty. Now if youll excuse me I have some dinosaurs to clone). Don't cheat post your last saved pic of yourself https://t.co/pURDSFkuSC Don't cheat post your last saved pic of yourself https://t.co/pURDSFkuSC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1756140482915103218)  2024-02-10T02:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScorpioShatasha Haha. Maybe eventually lol Stupid AI. 🤬🤬🤬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1756141404915401165)  2024-02-10T02:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I didnt sleep well. I have to make an appointment with the vet to have our kitty put down. His body is wracked with cancer and its time. But hes been a great friend since my boys were little"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1757007569623683161)  2024-02-12T11:43Z [----] followers, 69.7K engagements


"Jesus Super Bowl Ad: $14 million budget; made with Chat GPT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1757017017847005383)  2024-02-12T12:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Its done. Thank you everyone for the kind wishes. Hold your pets close and cherish your time with them. Goodbye Spikey and thanks for all your love. You were the best guy. I didnt sleep well. I have to make an appointment with the vet to have our kitty put down. His body is wracked with cancer and its time. But hes been a great friend since my boys were little. https://t.co/ahBeOFkBPI I didnt sleep well. I have to make an appointment with the vet to have our kitty put down. His body is wracked with cancer and its time. But hes been a great friend since my boys were little."  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1757074704676823479)  2024-02-12T16:10Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Thanks friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1757078513822089680)  2024-02-12T16:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScorpioShatasha I was like: WTF 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1757813641687282010)  2024-02-14T17:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"TBF no one has ever gotten pleasure from being in close proximity to Tucker Carlson. 🤷♂ Putin says he didn't like the Tucker Carlson interview because it was too soft. "I honestly thought he would be aggressive and ask tough questions. I wanted that because I would have given tough answers back . to be frank I didn't get much pleasure from this interview." https://t.co/14UroAmjyh Putin says he didn't like the Tucker Carlson interview because it was too soft. "I honestly thought he would be aggressive and ask tough questions. I wanted that because I would have given tough answers back . to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1758123776837857392)  2024-02-15T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@derrold @boomshakamaui @chaconkie @SilipigniMario Haha Accurate for the Broncos. Although there were two episodes where they actually made fun of the Broncos. Once when Homer is given the team by his super-villain boss and another when Homer imagines hes John Elway in the Super Bowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1758960057289441597)  2024-02-17T21:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RoxyWright0 A fun Saturday night 🥃🥃🥃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1759075837851078962)  2024-02-18T04:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I went to a jazz concert [--] feet underground"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1759077329916043441)  2024-02-18T04:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Who among us hasnt made a fake account to retweet their amazing tweets. Half of my followers are actually me. 🤷♂ The changes in the Algo and what Elon is truly trying to do - here is the full breakdown. A couple of Quick Points: - It all represents a really significant shift in what were about to see in our feed and the overall experience on X. - The shift from reply guy tactics to https://t.co/GBQIjGvuW1 The changes in the Algo and what Elon is truly trying to do - here is the full breakdown. A couple of Quick Points: - It all represents a really significant shift in what were about to see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1759447020551508107)  2024-02-19T05:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Happytobemein23 Its Elons alt account. And its mostly retweets of himself. 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1759574679499481200)  2024-02-19T13:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So my [--] (turning [--] on Saturday) year old snuck out of the house and went to his girlfriends last night. He got busted coming home by wife. Whats an appropriate punishment We took away his car already. Thoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1759633212031312052)  2024-02-19T17:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ScorpioShatasha Id say Shaq and LeBron but didnt they actually play together in Miami I hides that was at the end of Shaqs career"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1759774646881161441)  2024-02-20T02:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AshGamesAcct Oh yeah always do that Though it might not catch that particular error"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1760135136367300880)  2024-02-21T02:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RoxyWright0 I hope you have Tornado Warning by the Turnpike Troubadours on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notmondiesman/status/1760138085436678481)  2024-02-21T03:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@LawforRealNow @VoxDocVoxDei Andorra"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1760302217423212783)  2024-02-21T13:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Amester222 [--] isnt bad Better than the alternative. Happy birthday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1760688021475897430)  2024-02-22T15:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Okay. Maybe Ill reconsider leaving. Truth is Im going through some shit (all self inflicted) and yall are the only friends I have Lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1761163827020792297)  2024-02-23T22:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin Youre always the first to like my posts Id miss you my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1761201912702259274)  2024-02-24T01:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When you use your sons bathroom and discover you have failed as a parent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1761416063667884213)  2024-02-24T15:41Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements


"@madrid_tracey Perhaps 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1761776929072373822)  2024-02-25T15:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When will summer end Oh yeah. Its winter still. Right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762219594566017519)  2024-02-26T20:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@slimjimtx @SheilaBx2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762235154175562053)  2024-02-26T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@VoxDocVoxDei @KiribatiGov I think they should fly you out there and fete you as Queen of Kiribati for the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762335217774125175)  2024-02-27T04:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@VoxDocVoxDei your Kiribati tweet may be diplomatically significant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762464332040872067)  2024-02-27T13:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My wife went public on Facebook about our split so Im getting lots of messages from (well meaning) people I havent seen in [--] years. So thats fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762497900142305533)  2024-02-27T15:20Z [----] followers, 35.7K engagements


"Yall Im a dweeby college professor and even I would give this dweeby college professor a swirly. Yall. The body language yall. 😂😏 https://t.co/3EUOk3IGWk Yall. The body language yall. 😂😏 https://t.co/3EUOk3IGWk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762597677970100641)  2024-02-27T21:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DaWOfAllTrades Not a bad dealfor Spain at least"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1762614171185639736)  2024-02-27T23:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Tiare75 Fuck yeah Enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1763035677191528598)  2024-02-29T02:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Useful if you want to prove youre a real person on Twitter. 🤷♂ Do you think schools should be teaching cursive 🖋 Do you think schools should be teaching cursive 🖋"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1763629746175230388)  2024-03-01T18:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Okay okay. I didnt want to come off too thirsty. 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764111872251351447)  2024-03-03T02:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ScorpioShatasha Haha I was thinking it might be you. But I figured you were busy trashing LeBron James rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764119362028404923)  2024-03-03T02:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mermaid_daisy Yes. Same with the British museum. The Greek government has been asking for them to return the Elgin marbles for like a century"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764155759263105445)  2024-03-03T05:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Jason Isbell. Guess were both going through a break up.😂😂😂🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764405303502606731)  2024-03-03T21:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Tiare75 Either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764510812289323316)  2024-03-04T04:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@VoxDocVoxDei @3YearLetterman @brentmusburger @sydney_sweeney @CaptainDs @RepNancyMace @NancyGrace @Nickelback Im never certain if this is a parody account or not and thats what I love about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764674969923903600)  2024-03-04T15:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SilipigniMario @WTFinSoCal @derrold @Gldni7007 @chaconkie @ZellnerMeagan Yeah. I doubt they even get a fort round pick for him. Everyone knows theyll draft Caleb Williams or someone and dont need fields. 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1764783837802885502)  2024-03-04T22:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NoirPoetograpy Yeah. If theyre as successful as the Texans were last year in their rebuild itll be worth it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1765865631486799894)  2024-03-07T22:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@juliesCamp Yummy Theres nothing like fresh baked bread and sourdough is the best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1766684138361196807)  2024-03-10T04:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Halle Berry said she loves me I wont be taking questions. This app brings so much laughter to me. I really love you guys. 💕 This app brings so much laughter to me. I really love you guys. 💕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1766891154954461462)  2024-03-10T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My kids would not get this reference. They dont know Bryan Adams or what a CD is. Couldn't find the pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife. Couldn't find the pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1766949869208449182)  2024-03-10T22:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@atoMik__punk The Pearl Harbor quote makes the movie imo. And Kevin Bacon of course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mondiesman/status/1767564950715678828)  2024-03-12T14:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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@notmondiesman Avatar @notmondiesman Just a Jason in Texas

Just a Jason in Texas posts on X about portugal, murder, lisbon, twitter the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

Engagements: [----------] #

Engagements Line Chart

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  • [--] Month [----------] +1,134,774%
  • [--] Months [----------] +14,917%
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Mentions Line Chart

  • [--] Week [--] +256%
  • [--] Month [---] +393%
  • [--] Months [---] +104%
  • [--] Year [---] -15%

Followers: [-----] #

Followers Line Chart

  • [--] Week [-----] +0.09%
  • [--] Month [-----] +2%
  • [--] Months [-----] +6.70%
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CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence

Social category influence countries celebrities musicians technology brands travel destinations finance social networks us election nfl automotive brands

Social topic influence portugal, murder, lisbon, twitter, super bowl, nfl, donald trump, in the, mexico, spain

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @staceballs @cherylmarlin @kestreltoni @mermaiddaisy @sherylynnr2 @sheilabx2 @starbrighthq @amyd4ever @cmmm05 @derrold @wallyscott007 @tiare75 @arlynvm28 @batshitcrazy8 @h1k1ngcr0ch3t12 @noirpoetograpy @wtfinsocal @jvbt82hhs @scorpioshatasha @voxdocvoxdei

Top assets mentioned Fusion (FSN) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) AZTEC (AZTEC)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"#IdLikeToSwitchPlaces or faces. John Travolta to Nicolas Cage probably"
X Link 2019-04-27T04:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Bik Nik is the Nick Adams of Nikki Haleys. (Im not sure well still doing this format but whatever)"
X Link 2023-03-14T18:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Holli259 @YouTube Ive been listening to the Turnpike Troubadours station on Pandora. It has all these guys"
X Link 2023-03-21T02:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"No idea what Temu is but they sell some weird shit"
X Link 2023-05-19T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy @VictoriaRosePhD @ohthatfknguy Im with yall mostly but try Jason Isbell or the Turnpike Troubadours sometime. Country for people who dont like country"
X Link 2023-05-29T01:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy @VictoriaRosePhD @ohthatfknguy Red wine kills me for that reason. Beer and hard stuff somewhat but thats where my Nexium comes in 😜"
X Link 2023-05-29T01:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Staggfilms 5% wont even keep up with inflation"
X Link 2023-06-26T00:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Bought a hat because why the hell not. Now where do I wear it"
X Link 2023-06-29T21:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Norah__D Oh man. Hope it doesnt do much"
X Link 2023-06-29T21:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@SheilaBx2 Tell when yall come out We definitely need to meet up after following each other all these years"
X Link 2023-06-29T23:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"The largest Buc-ees isnt in TX. This is an outrage Great Abbott and Ted Cruz need to get on this"
X Link 2023-06-30T01:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Norah__D @THstraya2017 I just watched this on YouTube the other day. He was a legend. That entire generation is gone already with the exception of Eddie Vedder. Sad"
X Link 2023-06-30T02:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@DaniPayson The ol cliffhanger eh"
X Link 2023-06-30T02:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"#InTheVillageAtTheBottomOfTheSea lived the Snorks a rip-off of the Smurfs"
X Link 2023-07-09T04:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SheilaBx2 A wise man once said: Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best"
X Link 2023-07-09T16:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Someone was wronged by a Capricorn. Hopefully it wasnt this Capricorn. 😂😂😂 How is this for accuracy https://t.co/yjkhdr0Rju How is this for accuracy https://t.co/yjkhdr0Rju"
X Link 2023-07-10T23:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"We talk a lot about Toxic Masculinity but who are your favorite examples of men who are masculine but not toxic"
X Link 2023-07-12T01:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@zacht21 Then again maybe hes on a beach somewhere. There was a great Expedition Unknown episode about him a few years back"
X Link 2023-07-12T01:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@samiamnurnot Good ones"
X Link 2023-07-12T01:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@NoirPoetograpy @WTFinSoCal @JJettas2 @NFL_DovKleiman Of course Russell Wilson is going to win MVP and take the Broncos to the Superbowl 😜. Id be happy with a playoff game tbh"
X Link 2023-07-12T15:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Whats a word you can never spell correctly For me its exercise"
X Link 2023-07-12T17:15Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements

"Happy birthday to Linda Ronstadt. One of the great American singers"
X Link 2023-07-15T22:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"At a rodeo in Sonora Texas and so far the only action is the guy having too much fun driving the tractor"
X Link 2023-08-11T23:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@copper_teal Rather than pave the road they put down a layer of tar and cover it with gravel. Cars pick up these chunks of rock and fling them around. One hit my windshield and broke it. Bummer"
X Link 2023-08-12T17:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Everything dies baby that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies some day comes back"
X Link 2023-08-15T02:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Twitter friendships are real and it ls sad when one ends. But thank you all for being my friend here. Hope everyone has a great Tuesday"
X Link 2023-08-15T12:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Made a gin and tonic and tbh it was mostly gin"
X Link 2023-08-21T02:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My dragon and I would love it"
X Link 2023-08-21T14:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy Texas where the possibility of snow shuts everything down but a tropical storm is business as usual. 🤷♂"
X Link 2023-08-22T13:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I have a friend who is an old soul. Every year he sends me a lovely letter as the new school year starts. Thanks my polar pal"
X Link 2023-08-26T22:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Watched our local bat colony take flight tonight. These are Mexican Freetail bats that summer in TX before heading to Mexico"
X Link 2023-09-04T02:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"End of an era"
X Link 2023-09-06T04:10Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Guys forget the Axe Body Spray if you want to bring the ladies buy this"
X Link 2023-09-10T14:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Heres a Lilly from out local Lilly garden for yall"
X Link 2023-09-15T04:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I dont think Ive heard a bad Zach Bryan song"
X Link 2023-09-16T02:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@tripgreat @jvbt82hhs @StarbrightHQ can tell you better than I"
X Link 2023-09-16T03:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Im going to say no but still sounds like fun"
X Link 2023-09-17T00:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"This bottle was almost too pretty to open but I did anyway"
X Link 2023-09-17T00:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Couldnt take it so went and bought water heater and installed it myself. Man card renewed"
X Link 2023-09-17T21:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@WitchGirl76 She has skills"
X Link 2023-09-20T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Holli259 Sure feels that way. Were supposed to hit [---] tomorrow but its a drier heat than yall"
X Link 2023-09-22T23:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"You can tweet anything and a porn bot will like it"
X Link 2023-09-23T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"No Cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist"
X Link 2023-09-23T04:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"NGL its [---] today in my corner of Tejas and all these fall pics are making me jealous"
X Link 2023-09-23T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Favorite black & white movie"
X Link 2023-09-29T17:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@WyckedWyre Nice"
X Link 2023-09-29T23:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Whats everyone doing tonight"
X Link 2023-10-07T01:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"#WheelOfTime on @amazon is the best fantasy show on television right now"
X Link 2023-10-08T01:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Holli259 Its awesome. Im in San Antonio right now. Nice"
X Link 2023-10-08T22:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy No Jimmy Choo heels"
X Link 2023-10-21T23:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Update: nothing but a sore arm and a weird attraction to Bill Gates"
X Link 2023-10-22T14:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ZellnerMeagan @WTFinSoCal McDaniels has made his whole career off of Brady"
X Link 2023-10-23T02:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Are truck balls still a thing In West Texas they are"
X Link 2023-10-24T18:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@ghettoglass @WTFinSoCal your prayers may be answered soon"
X Link 2023-10-25T16:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Holli259 Pretty sure thats Will Ferrell 😜"
X Link 2023-10-26T00:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"WTF Texas. 😂😂😂"
X Link 2023-10-27T22:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@NoirPoetograpy Bruce Willis"
X Link 2023-10-30T02:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Hey yall Im going to take a little break from social media. And its apparently obligatory to tell everyone that. Have a great Halloween. Ill see yall soon"
X Link 2023-10-31T11:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Reported for hate speech"
X Link 2023-11-03T19:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Jewels_ATX Ah someone voted today"
X Link 2023-11-07T21:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@NoirPoetograpy I didnt know Leonard Cohen was on. I remind an episode with Willie Nelson"
X Link 2023-11-11T20:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@jvbt82hhs Thanks to Jason Isbell and Zach Bryan a fair amount lately"
X Link 2023-11-12T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Trash talking natural phenomena accounts are the best part of Twitter"
X Link 2023-11-15T03:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Im old enough to be when Mariah Carey was around all year"
X Link 2023-11-15T13:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Thanks Joe Biden 🤷♂"
X Link 2023-11-16T16:16Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements

"@Darth_Pingu Good pic my friend"
X Link 2023-11-19T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@royal_w_cheese_ Great pic"
X Link 2023-11-19T04:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@KanoleeKitty Great pic 😎"
X Link 2023-11-19T18:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@jvbt82hhs Great pic my friend"
X Link 2023-11-19T23:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@SheilaBx2 So sorry my friend"
X Link 2023-11-20T18:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@SuszannaZ Hes driving you Mads"
X Link 2023-11-23T02:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Haha Love it"
X Link 2023-11-25T03:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@royal_w_cheese_ The midsize one was $224 on Black Friday"
X Link 2023-11-27T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Has Cyber Monday been a thing for like [--] years"
X Link 2023-11-27T13:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin I bought a Fauxrari I think its legit"
X Link 2023-11-28T00:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@kj_colorado Great pic"
X Link 2023-11-28T00:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Hes the best. lol"
X Link 2023-11-28T02:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin lol Sorry. I retweet him a bunch"
X Link 2023-11-28T02:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Replica 😂😂😂"
X Link 2023-11-29T01:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Poor Elon is reduced to selling ads to counterfeiters 😂😂😂"
X Link 2023-11-29T01:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Got a solo stove and its awesome. I learned its best if you tuck the logs in deeper then theres no smoke"
X Link 2023-12-01T02:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@SuszannaZ I liked the pic a lot"
X Link 2023-12-01T17:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Jewels_ATX @elonmusk The hubs would like a replica Rolex"
X Link 2023-12-02T01:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@reenee3501 Oh I miss those mountains Awesome pics. Is that up by Evergreen"
X Link 2023-12-05T02:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@rube44 Is that muppets Chris Stapleton 😂😂😂"
X Link 2023-12-05T03:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@clurichaun16 Great pic Love the pose too"
X Link 2023-12-05T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Oddly attractive celebrities. Heres mine. (I mean oddly probably isnt fair unconventional)"
X Link 2023-12-05T21:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@lostinausten_ Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is my pick"
X Link 2023-12-06T03:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"#RuinSecretSantaBy doing Secret Satan instead"
X Link 2023-12-06T17:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@JessicaNonGrata Im so sorry to hear that. Hope everything will be okay. Give yourself the space to feel whatever way you need"
X Link 2023-12-09T02:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Reading my kindle by the light of my artificial Christmas trees just like Abraham Lincoln would have"
X Link 2023-12-09T04:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@DaddyDarth I mean Matt Damon grew them on Mars"
X Link 2023-12-17T02:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"With the solstice coming up Im reminded of the last time I went to Paint Rick Texas and watched the solar noon shadows align with the various petroglyphs there. Amazing"
X Link 2023-12-17T17:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I want a roomba but only if my cats will ride on it"
X Link 2023-12-19T01:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@opalmarie69 Does it work well on hardwood floors"
X Link 2023-12-19T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@WyckedWyre Are you leaving X too"
X Link 2023-12-19T14:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Haha. Those died out with a robust middle class a functional government and a livable planet like [--] years ago"
X Link 2023-12-20T16:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"If a train leaves Los Angeles heading East at [--] mph and another leaves Chicago #QuestionsIWillAlwaysPonder"
X Link 2023-12-24T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Ill get hate for this: Rush. A bands who's popularity i will never understand - Jethro Tull What say you A bands who's popularity i will never understand - Jethro Tull What say you"
X Link 2023-12-30T22:22Z [--] followers, 14.5K engagements

"@royal_w_cheese_ Happy New Year Roy. Well see if your Vikings rally"
X Link 2024-01-01T03:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"Eating chips and queso just before midnight is the most Texan thing I could do. Next is firing my Ar-15 into the air while yelling yeehaw"
X Link 2024-01-01T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@hjsaysno Im guessing itll be pretty slow. Everyones partied out still But idk.🤷♂"
X Link 2024-01-02T15:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Texas leaders are the cruelest in the country"
X Link 2024-01-03T00:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Yep. I dont blame them at all"
X Link 2024-01-03T00:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"And today marks the beginning of my 49th revolution around the sun. 👴"
X Link 2024-01-03T14:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I dont know if all the hate shes getting here is just the same old misogyny or if its rather an unconscious reflection of our own mortality. If even Madonna can get old what of us 🤔 Oh Madonna is there no one to tell her this doesn't look good https://t.co/r49Yogsswh Oh Madonna is there no one to tell her this doesn't look good https://t.co/r49Yogsswh"
X Link 2024-01-04T16:05Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@kingpinkatie Right. Compare that to Mick Jagger who is praised for still strutting at [--]. Definitely a double standard"
X Link 2024-01-04T17:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy You might be a coastal Texan if you recognize the hurricane plane when it flies over"
X Link 2024-01-04T21:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Found some eggrolls in the back of the freezer. Are they good Well find out"
X Link 2024-01-06T02:59Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"@HTowndirtydave Definitely a great pic"
X Link 2024-01-07T01:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Were closer to Spocks year of birth (206 years) than were are Abraham Lincolns birthdate (209) Today I learned that were only [---] years away from Mr. Spock being born. Cool https://t.co/6MEJQDZWi8 Today I learned that were only [---] years away from Mr. Spock being born. Cool https://t.co/6MEJQDZWi8"
X Link 2024-01-08T00:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

"Anyone want to start a cult with me"
X Link 2024-01-10T02:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Damn Taylor Swift getting young people to vote. In my day rockstars tried to recruit us into Satanism instead. Right now Fox is suggesting that Taylor Swift is a psyop because she posted a link to register voters. https://t.co/liR06Qiq2C Right now Fox is suggesting that Taylor Swift is a psyop because she posted a link to register voters. https://t.co/liR06Qiq2C"
X Link 2024-01-10T03:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ricklbarton Nope. Never heard of it tbh"
X Link 2024-01-10T13:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"America doesnt do much right anymore but by golly were still #1 in fast food innovation. McDonalds brings the Double Big Mac back to the U.S. McDonalds Double Big Mac was first introduced in early March [----] and includes four beef patties and additional sauce. https://t.co/JA9deBiBGi https://t.co/LPvVEt0dc0 McDonalds brings the Double Big Mac back to the U.S. McDonalds Double Big Mac was first introduced in early March [----] and includes four beef patties and additional sauce. https://t.co/JA9deBiBGi https://t.co/LPvVEt0dc0"
X Link 2024-01-10T17:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@royal_w_cheese_ @monlitestation But the Broncos have lost even more Super Bowls so theres that at least"
X Link 2024-01-10T17:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When you have to weigh down your fake rock so the west Texas wind doesnt blow it to Mexico"
X Link 2024-01-10T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@OctopusCaveman God bless Twitter. 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-01-10T21:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@US_Stormwatch @BuffaloBills @steelers @Chiefs @MiamiDolphins @NFL @ESPNNFL @AdamSchefter @MySportsUpdate @richeisen @Steelersdepot 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-01-13T02:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@JoRo_NFL Of course the real question is would Jerry Jones do it lol"
X Link 2024-01-15T19:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Tell me youre running for president in [----] without telling me youre running in [----]. Kiss ass. Trump wins Iowa by a bigger percentage than any Republican. Ever. Its over. Trump wins Iowa by a bigger percentage than any Republican. Ever. Its over"
X Link 2024-01-17T14:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"@TXFunGuy6 @dallascowboys Mike McCarthy: when you want to win but not too much"
X Link 2024-01-18T02:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@JoRo_NFL I dont get how these work but thats a [--] win team easy"
X Link 2024-01-20T16:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@TJS2016NY Very cool All the slurpies you wanted"
X Link 2024-01-20T16:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@TJS2016NY Seeing those real paychecks was awesome"
X Link 2024-01-20T20:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@XeniaXuxa Cruising in your 5.0"
X Link 2024-01-21T23:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Okay the number of yall who are up already: WTF 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-01-22T11:30Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"Thank you Jason for the first great meme of 2024"
X Link 2024-01-22T13:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@LowellTmas Pretty sure thats Sylvester Stallone. 😜"
X Link 2024-01-22T21:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@JessicaNonGrata Allegedly WTF"
X Link 2024-01-23T04:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"I loved these I havent thought about these in [--] years. Every GenX had a set of these even if they didnt like football. My favorite was Miami Dolphins cuz I liked the color 😆 https://t.co/hrdMh6Leh8 Every GenX had a set of these even if they didnt like football. My favorite was Miami Dolphins cuz I liked the color 😆 https://t.co/hrdMh6Leh8"
X Link 2024-01-25T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Cum and take it #NeverForget Come and take it. https://t.co/1VMfEoSoRN Come and take it. https://t.co/1VMfEoSoRN"
X Link 2024-01-26T02:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Happytobemein23 Ive never been to Jersey"
X Link 2024-01-26T03:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@IrishMac21 Which Mel Gibson movie is this I forget"
X Link 2024-01-26T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"These Black Keys videos are great"
X Link 2024-01-26T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy Where you going this time (I live vicariously through your trips lol)"
X Link 2024-01-28T02:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"What are you wearing to the Civil War General Ambrose Burnsides sideburns of course. What are wearing to the Civil War https://t.co/X0NHM2MQX0 What are wearing to the Civil War https://t.co/X0NHM2MQX0"
X Link 2024-01-28T03:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@DammitBits Score"
X Link 2024-01-28T03:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@CKscullycat Ron DeSantis seeing these:"
X Link 2024-01-28T18:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@DailyBroncos And maybe just maybe they draft Josh Allen too. Imagine"
X Link 2024-01-29T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Thanks everyone for liking this but its a little disconcerting that so many of you were like: Oh yeah much better when we dont see your face. #NewProfilePic Thought Id go back to a classic. https://t.co/kw5QdByJr5 #NewProfilePic Thought Id go back to a classic. https://t.co/kw5QdByJr5"
X Link 2024-01-29T05:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@sheswinning365 Happy birthday mom. From the strangers of Twitter"
X Link 2024-01-29T14:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

"@NBA Still hoping Ill get there. Just two more inches to [---] and Im only 49"
X Link 2024-01-29T18:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@MarkEllison06 @cheryl_marlin"
X Link 2024-01-31T01:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Somehow this guy has 221k followers Who buys this misogynistic nonsense"
X Link 2024-01-31T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@NoirPoetograpy One of his modern sett bags huh Ive only seen his Samurai ones"
X Link 2024-02-01T04:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Come on. Thats clearly Edgar Allan Poe. Atheists if JESUS is not real then please explain this https://t.co/j9dJ3WKMWX Atheists if JESUS is not real then please explain this https://t.co/j9dJ3WKMWX"
X Link 2024-02-03T00:16Z [----] followers, 28.1K engagements

"This was quite the thread 😂😂😂😂 SIDE NOTE: IF I GET PINK EYE IM FUCKING SUING HER VAGINA. THAT IS ALL. SIDE NOTE: IF I GET PINK EYE IM FUCKING SUING HER VAGINA. THAT IS ALL"
X Link 2024-02-03T05:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Satan: Of course we have candy in Hell. Were not savages. Here you go: You have to eat one. Whacha got https://t.co/14Jj7mOZAV You have to eat one. Whacha got https://t.co/14Jj7mOZAV"
X Link 2024-02-03T18:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Tiare75 You and my wife agree on that Me not so much"
X Link 2024-02-03T19:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@AVenezuelan19 Great pic Very Texas"
X Link 2024-02-04T06:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Speaking of cheese I made this baked feta thing yesterday and I was divine. I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other. I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other"
X Link 2024-02-05T01:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"People talking about Tracy Chapman. Gen Xers:"
X Link 2024-02-06T00:26Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements

"@TempJeannie My favorite are the thirsty guys replying to obvious AI generated pics. 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-02-06T03:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"The stock market is doing great so great that I think I can retire in 2073"
X Link 2024-02-07T03:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"No cheating post the last saved pic of yourself. (In my defense I was a playing with AI and it did me dirty. Now if youll excuse me I have some dinosaurs to clone). Don't cheat post your last saved pic of yourself https://t.co/pURDSFkuSC Don't cheat post your last saved pic of yourself https://t.co/pURDSFkuSC"
X Link 2024-02-10T02:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ScorpioShatasha Haha. Maybe eventually lol Stupid AI. 🤬🤬🤬"
X Link 2024-02-10T02:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I didnt sleep well. I have to make an appointment with the vet to have our kitty put down. His body is wracked with cancer and its time. But hes been a great friend since my boys were little"
X Link 2024-02-12T11:43Z [----] followers, 69.7K engagements

"Jesus Super Bowl Ad: $14 million budget; made with Chat GPT"
X Link 2024-02-12T12:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Its done. Thank you everyone for the kind wishes. Hold your pets close and cherish your time with them. Goodbye Spikey and thanks for all your love. You were the best guy. I didnt sleep well. I have to make an appointment with the vet to have our kitty put down. His body is wracked with cancer and its time. But hes been a great friend since my boys were little. https://t.co/ahBeOFkBPI I didnt sleep well. I have to make an appointment with the vet to have our kitty put down. His body is wracked with cancer and its time. But hes been a great friend since my boys were little."
X Link 2024-02-12T16:10Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Thanks friend"
X Link 2024-02-12T16:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@ScorpioShatasha I was like: WTF 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-02-14T17:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"TBF no one has ever gotten pleasure from being in close proximity to Tucker Carlson. 🤷♂ Putin says he didn't like the Tucker Carlson interview because it was too soft. "I honestly thought he would be aggressive and ask tough questions. I wanted that because I would have given tough answers back . to be frank I didn't get much pleasure from this interview." https://t.co/14UroAmjyh Putin says he didn't like the Tucker Carlson interview because it was too soft. "I honestly thought he would be aggressive and ask tough questions. I wanted that because I would have given tough answers back . to be"
X Link 2024-02-15T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@derrold @boomshakamaui @chaconkie @SilipigniMario Haha Accurate for the Broncos. Although there were two episodes where they actually made fun of the Broncos. Once when Homer is given the team by his super-villain boss and another when Homer imagines hes John Elway in the Super Bowl"
X Link 2024-02-17T21:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@RoxyWright0 A fun Saturday night 🥃🥃🥃"
X Link 2024-02-18T04:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I went to a jazz concert [--] feet underground"
X Link 2024-02-18T04:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Who among us hasnt made a fake account to retweet their amazing tweets. Half of my followers are actually me. 🤷♂ The changes in the Algo and what Elon is truly trying to do - here is the full breakdown. A couple of Quick Points: - It all represents a really significant shift in what were about to see in our feed and the overall experience on X. - The shift from reply guy tactics to https://t.co/GBQIjGvuW1 The changes in the Algo and what Elon is truly trying to do - here is the full breakdown. A couple of Quick Points: - It all represents a really significant shift in what were about to see"
X Link 2024-02-19T05:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Happytobemein23 Its Elons alt account. And its mostly retweets of himself. 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-02-19T13:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"So my [--] (turning [--] on Saturday) year old snuck out of the house and went to his girlfriends last night. He got busted coming home by wife. Whats an appropriate punishment We took away his car already. Thoughts"
X Link 2024-02-19T17:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@ScorpioShatasha Id say Shaq and LeBron but didnt they actually play together in Miami I hides that was at the end of Shaqs career"
X Link 2024-02-20T02:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@AshGamesAcct Oh yeah always do that Though it might not catch that particular error"
X Link 2024-02-21T02:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@RoxyWright0 I hope you have Tornado Warning by the Turnpike Troubadours on it"
X Link 2024-02-21T03:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@LawforRealNow @VoxDocVoxDei Andorra"
X Link 2024-02-21T13:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Amester222 [--] isnt bad Better than the alternative. Happy birthday"
X Link 2024-02-22T15:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Okay. Maybe Ill reconsider leaving. Truth is Im going through some shit (all self inflicted) and yall are the only friends I have Lol"
X Link 2024-02-23T22:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@cheryl_marlin Youre always the first to like my posts Id miss you my friend"
X Link 2024-02-24T01:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When you use your sons bathroom and discover you have failed as a parent"
X Link 2024-02-24T15:41Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements

"@madrid_tracey Perhaps 😂😂😂"
X Link 2024-02-25T15:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"When will summer end Oh yeah. Its winter still. Right"
X Link 2024-02-26T20:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@slimjimtx @SheilaBx2"
X Link 2024-02-26T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@VoxDocVoxDei @KiribatiGov I think they should fly you out there and fete you as Queen of Kiribati for the day"
X Link 2024-02-27T04:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@VoxDocVoxDei your Kiribati tweet may be diplomatically significant"
X Link 2024-02-27T13:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"My wife went public on Facebook about our split so Im getting lots of messages from (well meaning) people I havent seen in [--] years. So thats fun"
X Link 2024-02-27T15:20Z [----] followers, 35.7K engagements

"Yall Im a dweeby college professor and even I would give this dweeby college professor a swirly. Yall. The body language yall. 😂😏 https://t.co/3EUOk3IGWk Yall. The body language yall. 😂😏 https://t.co/3EUOk3IGWk"
X Link 2024-02-27T21:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@DaWOfAllTrades Not a bad dealfor Spain at least"
X Link 2024-02-27T23:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Tiare75 Fuck yeah Enjoy"
X Link 2024-02-29T02:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Useful if you want to prove youre a real person on Twitter. 🤷♂ Do you think schools should be teaching cursive 🖋 Do you think schools should be teaching cursive 🖋"
X Link 2024-03-01T18:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Okay okay. I didnt want to come off too thirsty. 🤷♂"
X Link 2024-03-03T02:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ScorpioShatasha Haha I was thinking it might be you. But I figured you were busy trashing LeBron James rn"
X Link 2024-03-03T02:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@mermaid_daisy Yes. Same with the British museum. The Greek government has been asking for them to return the Elgin marbles for like a century"
X Link 2024-03-03T05:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Jason Isbell. Guess were both going through a break up.😂😂😂🤷♂"
X Link 2024-03-03T21:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Tiare75 Either"
X Link 2024-03-04T04:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@VoxDocVoxDei @3YearLetterman @brentmusburger @sydney_sweeney @CaptainDs @RepNancyMace @NancyGrace @Nickelback Im never certain if this is a parody account or not and thats what I love about it"
X Link 2024-03-04T15:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@SilipigniMario @WTFinSoCal @derrold @Gldni7007 @chaconkie @ZellnerMeagan Yeah. I doubt they even get a fort round pick for him. Everyone knows theyll draft Caleb Williams or someone and dont need fields. 🤷♂"
X Link 2024-03-04T22:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@NoirPoetograpy Yeah. If theyre as successful as the Texans were last year in their rebuild itll be worth it"
X Link 2024-03-07T22:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@juliesCamp Yummy Theres nothing like fresh baked bread and sourdough is the best"
X Link 2024-03-10T04:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Halle Berry said she loves me I wont be taking questions. This app brings so much laughter to me. I really love you guys. 💕 This app brings so much laughter to me. I really love you guys. 💕"
X Link 2024-03-10T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My kids would not get this reference. They dont know Bryan Adams or what a CD is. Couldn't find the pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife. Couldn't find the pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife"
X Link 2024-03-10T22:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@atoMik__punk The Pearl Harbor quote makes the movie imo. And Kevin Bacon of course"
X Link 2024-03-12T14:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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