# ![@narivaaaal Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1944073093976313856.png) @narivaaaal surya

surya posts on X about in the, the first, the world, murder the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[social networks](/list/social-networks)  6.11% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  3.82% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.53% [finance](/list/finance)  1.53% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1.53% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.76% [nhl](/list/nhl)  0.76% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  0.76% [countries](/list/countries)  0.76% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.76%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 6.11%, [the first](/topic/the-first) #987, [the world](/topic/the-world) 3.05%, [murder](/topic/murder) #2448, [nhl](/topic/nhl) #2532, [heated rivalry](/topic/heated-rivalry) 2.29%, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 2.29%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 2.29%, [$7751t](/topic/$7751t) #1067, [the cat](/topic/the-cat) #25

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@hotcocohollanov](/creator/undefined) [@tunamacks](/creator/undefined) [@sholanalliance](/creator/undefined) [@jellygouache](/creator/undefined) [@rozanlovely](/creator/undefined) [@percysarya](/creator/undefined) [@celuxtial](/creator/undefined) [@isolabellz](/creator/undefined) [@paulasoldestson](/creator/undefined) [@mrlotsofs](/creator/undefined) [@howldean](/creator/undefined) [@audhdhollanov](/creator/undefined) [@btstaliion](/creator/undefined) [@weiiingtonkiss](/creator/undefined) [@keirunteo](/creator/undefined) [@orihara0820](/creator/undefined) [@lettiehatters](/creator/undefined) [@lvrsperseus](/creator/undefined) [@porkhollander](/creator/undefined) [@lexcroucher](/creator/undefined)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"this is like the happy version of the bisexual anne hathaway photo how can you say hes not bisexual enough https://t.co/Kk3HKL3W1q how can you say hes not bisexual enough https://t.co/Kk3HKL3W1q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2015894813292245262)  2026-01-26T21:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"writing kisses is terrible. you have lips and mouth and Maybe tongue. and those are the only three nouns you have to describe what's happening. that's not enough. we need one more word It's Not Enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016282544921067569)  2026-01-27T22:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"hudsons middle name is william and he goes by Hudson Williams in the industry bc he thinks hudson hollander sounds kinda dumb (idek if this is something that people do)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016348970927247600)  2026-01-28T03:13Z [----] followers, 10K engagements


"i can't stop thinking about how the world would react when shane announces that she's 1) retiring 2) transgender and 3) secretly married to ilya fucking rozanov for eight years. it's supposed to say [----] not [----] but I fucked up and im too lazy to fix it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016671817436389676)  2026-01-29T00:36Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements


"in an ideal world kaprizov would be connors hockey double (they have such similar profiles for action shots)which would allow for some dope hockey shots next season but no kaprizov just has to be the highest paid nhl player who has no reason to be a hockey double for crave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018318670515122583)  2026-02-02T13:40Z [----] followers, 32.8K engagements


"i didn't see the shorts header and the browser was cropped like this so I thought these were two parts of the same thumbnail and I was like "how DARE you make fun of shane hollander's sideways baseball cap". but the first short is about super smash bros melee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018324880014368954)  2026-02-02T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"more wife guy ilya and dust bowl shane in a better outfit this time. because I missed them. set during the ottawa years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018371161675972696)  2026-02-02T17:09Z [----] followers, 24.7K engagements


"we need to show more love for rose landry and her cuteness aggression for shane. I think she should be allowed to bite him on occasion when she's just overcome with fondness. that's Her sopping gay ex-boyfriend who she carries around in her purse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018501312086757732)  2026-02-03T01:46Z [----] followers, 42.8K engagements


"let rose landry platonically gnaw on shane hollander's bicep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018502039383269508)  2026-02-03T01:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"heated rivalry is a crazy ass show what do you mean i'm itching for a DAVID HOLLANDER centric fic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018507548035346635)  2026-02-03T02:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"does anyone else think about how david was the first person to notice shane's panic attack at the end of episode [--] and he just sat there staring with quiet concern until everyone else caught on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018508200698425357)  2026-02-03T02:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"like if you don't want your fandom activities to be perceived by its creators then you have to lock that shit up yourself otherwise it Will be seen. you don't get to yell about your business in town square and then get upset when the mayor starts addressing the noise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018512516364595441)  2026-02-03T02:31Z [----] followers, 16K engagements


"and if your response to this is "well then they still shouldn't bring it up" I would like you to try and exercise some empathy and think about how insane it would feel to watch people say talk abt you day in and day out & not be able to even acknowledge the good things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018512518352888152)  2026-02-03T02:31Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements


"i think season [--] needs to do a lot more of the stuff they did with the rose landry pap shots bc media responses and spec instagram are a huge storytelling devices in TLG. so baking that into the storytelling early on is very important like the texting was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018519688087806149)  2026-02-03T02:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"and I don't just mean for shane scrolling through ilya's insta or harris' job. I think we should have our finger on the pulse of centaurs fans over the course of the season bc the cens' performance is directly related to ilya's character and mental health. I think that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018519690231054788)  2026-02-03T02:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"another season [--] scene I keep imagining: the near-plane crash when troy and harris are bracing themselves and looking into each other's eyes trying to joke and keep each other calm. and across the aisle ilya is desperately messaging shane on instagram with tears in his eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018521871172669531)  2026-02-03T03:08Z [----] followers, 12.3K engagements


"@hotcocohollanov the intertwining is the key like we can't just do a bottle episode for troy and harris. they need to be an ongoing b-plot in the story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018522744271647158)  2026-02-03T03:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"shane hollander is boring and ilya rozanov is in love with him. try barretts favourite treat is salmon and he doesnt know any movies (categorically boring) and he and ilya are best friends. makes you think"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018709400941162884)  2026-02-03T15:33Z [----] followers, 145.4K engagements


"dont even fucking try it fronk Jesper Wallstedt is being traded to #VegasBorn according to sources. It was clear #mnwild highly coveted both Alexander Holtz and Trevor Connelly as both guys are headed to Minnesota. Jesper Wallstedt is being traded to #VegasBorn according to sources. It was clear #mnwild highly coveted both Alexander Holtz and Trevor Connelly as both guys are headed to Minnesota"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018716617102753861)  2026-02-03T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i trust tierneys ability to trim TLG down to a tv perfect story but that means were going to be losing a lot more of role model to fit troy in. taffy lane. cookie dough ice cream. apple pie. mr neck neck. and that does make me a little sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018740494650552414)  2026-02-03T17:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"though i guess if they do an episode [--] barrett style of episode its easier to passively develop hollanovs growing tension while putting troy and harris in the spotlight. like mannnn idk. ill let go of this for now and just trust tierney but still. Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018740970561380486)  2026-02-03T17:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"their esports child who and shane becomes their momager everybody always talks abt hollanov kids being into some winter sport but i need them to have at least one kid that doesnt care abt sports at all everybody always talks abt hollanov kids being into some winter sport but i need them to have at least one kid that doesnt care abt sports at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018744111067430968)  2026-02-03T17:51Z [----] followers, 30.2K engagements


"dust bowl got 40k hits. what the fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018850980713177427)  2026-02-04T00:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"other people have pointed out that troy is a vers but if anything that makes him more of a hollanov fusion. because when he tops he's so caring and considerate. and the one time he bottoms in role model he is the neediest most pathetic thing in the world @narivaaaal troys so great bc hes a complete 50/50 hollanov fusion😭 aggressive play style loves chirping top depressed asshole (lovingly) but hes also sooo shane-style socially awkard and confused and a control freak like hes SO wonderful to me @narivaaaal troys so great bc hes a complete 50/50 hollanov fusion😭 aggressive play style loves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018862190368104930)  2026-02-04T01:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ilya said with an amused grin. Shane looked like he would never smile again. is probably the hardest ive laughed reading any of these books. its just the perfect representation of their dynamic omg get a room you two https://t.co/rzllLHVsE5 omg get a room you two https://t.co/rzllLHVsE5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019042259409481810)  2026-02-04T13:36Z [----] followers, 50.2K engagements


"this is the dumbest fucking take and I hate it every time I see it bc Hayden and JJ did now know that ilya was at that funeral. all they know about ilya is that he baits penalties and chirps their fucking team and is cocky in the media. he's a hateable player that how he is we ride at dawn for my man ilya https://t.co/CBnmkA6Bij we ride at dawn for my man ilya https://t.co/CBnmkA6Bij"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019116942343221511)  2026-02-04T18:32Z [----] followers, 51.7K engagements


"@tunamacks this is the part that makes me insane like what gives people the audacity to think they know more about the relationship between two celebrities than those celebrities themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019184580243189775)  2026-02-04T23:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@tunamacks i was a kpop fan for the last [--] years and youre 100% right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019187183349797031)  2026-02-04T23:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i think after retirement shane would pick up learning guitar. i think hed find it methodical and challenging and engaging like hockey is. and hed get really really fucking good at it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019255266429268133)  2026-02-05T03:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"pre-transition dust bowl shane every time ilya pisses her off even a little: im detransitioning ilya every time without fail: noooooooooo dont take my beautiful princess away from meeeeeeee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019402536009023899)  2026-02-05T13:27Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements


"you think so fucking highly of yourself that of course you're able to get a read on people you've never met and make justified inferences into their relationships. of course it's your responsibility to attack and harass the people surrounding your fav person bc of what u clocked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019545854374551834)  2026-02-05T22:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"you're all incredibly willing to do real fucking harm to the people directly around you in the name of someone who does not know you exist. whether that's via direct harassment or by spewing bigoted rhetoric. go out into the real world and get a fucking grip already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019545856702070823)  2026-02-05T22:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"will now be full time referring to my trans fem shane au by mortal girl and not dust bowl bc that's the series name yes the branding of my fic matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019568432413651366)  2026-02-06T00:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@howldean PAUL REVEREJFHJRDKS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019571852956631178)  2026-02-06T00:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jellygouache and media literacy test. 10th grade english lit exam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019598207328698710)  2026-02-06T02:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@audhdhollanov im best friends with your mom now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019599453603393871)  2026-02-06T02:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tunamacks and shane doesn't even resent ilya for jerking him around in the early years of their relationship he was just as flighty and unsure shane goes through the events of heated rivalry in a state of absolute terror until rose breaks up with him he's not vindictive at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019808532447768969)  2026-02-06T16:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"sorry for anyone ive ever dmd who has been forced to deal with me erratically jumping between tangentially related topics and quadruple texting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019825519282516080)  2026-02-06T17:28Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements


"there is absolutely [--] more story to tell for troy/harris so I am very excited for their crumbs in unrivalled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019992576808612222)  2026-02-07T04:32Z [----] followers, 18.2K engagements


"troy/harris is my fav game changers couple which is why I can't write anything for them. it's like me not being able to write crit role fic despite critical role campaign [--] being my favourite story ever told"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020180046074544633)  2026-02-07T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@minrozanov oughhhhhhh wait. Waittttttt shanes i really did try being about both him being gay and him playing hockey he tried to play center he tried to be the superstar he thought she wanted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020215126922551405)  2026-02-07T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@btstalIion hc gladly accepted. shes such a bad dancer but something about sundresses makes her wanna spin and move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020219996291412180)  2026-02-07T19:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"ilya on the other hand would be knee deep in queer culture. hed LOVE drag. canadas drag race tries to invite shane on as a guest judge but yuna has to be like if you want a good episode of tv then you want ilya. ilya voice Slay The House Down Boots Hollander"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020235146637742291)  2026-02-07T20:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"shane posting a really bad selfie with the caption proud to be considered so many peoples Mother . oh my god thatd hit gay twitter like donatella VERSACE 💜"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020238610348535902)  2026-02-07T20:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i cant believe I can tweet whatever bullshit I want on here and people will go and write beautiful fics about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020383584243388862)  2026-02-08T06:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"people thinking that i was looking for david/yuna fic first of all. theres some good shit in tag but SECOND OF ALL. i was drafting my own publication & setting up the tags for it. and its a yuna character study so obv this relationship gets tagged uh. no https://t.co/XLPKkAb8iD uh. no https://t.co/XLPKkAb8iD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020387622053638409)  2026-02-08T06:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"season [--] of heated rivalry can be shot in [--] days or whatever. jacob can have his insane breakneck shooting schedule like mr. tierney sir you have my full support. but I need the cast on set for at least [--] more days to get more promotional content pls & ty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020502639637856718)  2026-02-08T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@jellygouache its killing me. people keep going journalists and mainstream publications should stay out of fandom when theyre bringing the fandom to social media sites and being fucking stupid in front of the world. this is newsworthy stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020530203794067580)  2026-02-08T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"theyd accidentally end up tonguing somehow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020707314513347063)  2026-02-09T03:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"ilya wants to beat his ass so bad but shane is just. so nice. so friendly. also hes a goalie and the metros are deeply protective of their goalie. and the first time shane lifts up his mask to get water in a game ilya sees his freckles and all his anger becomes confused lust"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019764511545217178)  2026-02-06T13:25Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements


"not to be a killjoy but the cast & crew have all repeatedly emphasized how rehearsed the intimacy scenes are. even if the specific kisses weren't planned they still talked abt if those were okay places to kiss. and i think that should be remembered when talking abt these scenes cant stop thinking about the fact that almost all the kisses on shanes body were improvised by connor and they ALL were WET kisses that boy shining https://t.co/FLmr23Dw1y cant stop thinking about the fact that almost all the kisses on shanes body were improvised by connor and they ALL were WET kisses that boy shining"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020840269944668271)  2026-02-09T12:40Z [----] followers, 270.5K engagements


"@weIIingtonkiss i was honestly cracking myself up with this tweet bc man. thye don't even know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021596323527421960)  2026-02-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i really am obsessed with this cat. how does she sit like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021733899856929133)  2026-02-11T23:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"wait bc now im thinking abt how this affects canon and like. the media imposed rivalry wouldn't be a thing. all of the rivalry would actually be internally generated. maybe at the prospect cup ilya scored on shane [--] times. maybe shane obsessively studied ilya after that i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilyas shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019777718796136581)  2026-02-06T14:18Z [----] followers, 50.4K engagements


"he doesn't like murder. it makes him sick to his fucking stomach. but if doesn't do it before an important game then he will lose. so he makes himself go and do it. and he has it down to a science. he's never been caught. ever. no one has ever even suspected him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020847130911424841)  2026-02-09T13:07Z [----] followers, 31.7K engagements


"@beforejuko hey. Hey. Hey man. hollanov couldn't be narumitsu. to be honest. but they are straight up klapollo. do you hear me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021632364913545638)  2026-02-11T17:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"SOMEONE ALREADY WROTE PORK HOLLANDER FIC https://archiveofourown.org/works/79342836 https://archiveofourown.org/works/79342836"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021796225700258236)  2026-02-12T03:59Z [----] followers, 11K engagements


"i get the jokes but i'm not a huge fan of ppl talking abt shane dating rose like he was Just trying to get back at ilya. when that was him desperately trying to convince himself that his feelings for ilya were stupid indulgences and that he could be be "normal" (into girls)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019806375157891304)  2026-02-06T16:12Z [----] followers, 91.9K engagements


"@cottagepenguin_ no jude was right i made a really bad choice. it wasnt the wording that they were correcting it was the fact that i basically said the exact same sentence two paragraphs before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020720318512263555)  2026-02-09T04:44Z [----] followers, 30.3K engagements


"@percysarya with all due respect an au where I make an autistic character murder people because of hockey superstitions is Not perpetuating stereotypes of autistic people being inherently violent. and it's definitely not treating him as a weapon or a soldier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021049942958117198)  2026-02-10T02:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"these schools are funded/connected to the pro teams that both ovi and geno would go onto play for (Dynamo Moscow for ovi Metallurg Magnitogorsk for geno). but the pros also have their farm teams (like what the nhl has with the ahl). most players under [--] play on these B-teams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368102391255335)  2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"until they sign with the pros. in ovi's case he never joined a B-team and signed with dynamo's pro-team directly at the age of [--] (youngest that can play in russian pro leagues). in geno's case he played a few months on Metallurg's B-team before going pro at 17"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368103884447825)  2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"both ovi and geno played in the russian superleague (RSL) before going to the NHL. in [----] the RSL rebranded into the kontinental hockey league (KHL) and maintains the same age rules as before. an official minor hockey league (MHL) for U20s emerged in 2009"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368105264611696)  2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"presumably another rebrand for whatever structure existed before that these B-teams played in. I have not been able to find any record of where these teams played prior to [--]. additionally hockey schools would play other schools in their region for smaller tournaments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368106895962611)  2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"so ilya would've likely joined moscow dynamo given that it's his hometown school. in canon he captained their junior league team (aka farm team Dynamo-2) but he probably spent a fair bit of time in the RSL/KHL bc he was a prodigal superstar. then in [--] boston drafts him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368108691358080)  2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"mortal girl E-rated #hollanov series currently ongoing trans femShane Hollander au shane is a woman a hockey player and rozanov's girl individual fic links/graphics in the replies 🖇 http://ao3.org/series/5673351 http://ao3.org/series/5673351"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019563140858716229)  2026-02-06T00:05Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements


"i think an au where everything is the same except shane is a goalie who is so fucking good at blocking ilyas shots that it makes ilya want to slaughter him would be really fucking funny. esp bc being a goalie would make shane so much Weirder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019763656246903139)  2026-02-06T13:22Z [----] followers, 422K engagements


"remember in role model when boods baby was born the same day that dallas kent got arrested but troy didnt know about kent so when he heard the centaurs going did you hear the news i hope he fucking rots troys first reaction was what did bood and his baby do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020390064505909603)  2026-02-08T06:51Z [----] followers, 245.5K engagements


"my beta hates me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020627144448335880)  2026-02-08T22:33Z [----] followers, 519.2K engagements


"the next time they play against each other ilya tells shane that he wants to watch shane do it. he's a silent observer right up until the killing blow. then he takes the knife from shane's hand does it himself and asks "who do you think will win now""  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020848145454755968)  2026-02-09T13:11Z [----] followers, 16.5K engagements


"@KeirunTeo thank you so much I never would've found this on my own"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021310838242426971)  2026-02-10T19:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"insanely good comment abt shane and suicidal ideation on my fic that's just kind of entirely about suicide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021597373818970543)  2026-02-11T14:49Z [----] followers, 50.2K engagements


"ilya: luca what is a chud son and why do you think i should call pork that luca: dont worry about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021674847676387759)  2026-02-11T19:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"shane fell in love with pork (the cat) bc he thought porks glare looked like ilyas resting bitch face. when ilya finds out he gets so emotional but hes also like you looked at this fat mean chicken breast and thought of your husband. im filing for divorce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021731708333113446)  2026-02-11T23:42Z [----] followers, 48.5K engagements


"two pork hollander timelines. 1) adopted pork hollander where pork joins the family post TLG. 2) Always Pork Hollander where Pork is shane's childhood cat who glares at ilya whenever he comes over to hook up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021775602533978124)  2026-02-12T02:37Z [----] followers, 57.3K engagements


"@celuxtial god could you imagine if pork becomes a central hockey superstition. harris posts a video of ilya reluctantly kissing pork to the cens account before they play one of the best home games of the season. so now ilya Has to kiss pork on camera every time they play at home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021778973412175995)  2026-02-12T02:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@isolabellz i was going to say like. that's pork baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021788600531062895)  2026-02-12T03:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"pork hollander gave me like [---] new followers thats fucking crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021794099267854643)  2026-02-12T03:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@msnxxu @paulasoldestson the concept of a hairless cat summoning hairballs out of pure spite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021934391434559875)  2026-02-12T13:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Orihara0820 i love it did you know that there's a similar piece of hockey equipment called hockey garters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019561747741344153)  2026-02-06T00:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@celuxtial water on the ceiling. anya hiding in her crate. no survivors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021670355832909856)  2026-02-11T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"anyone got reccs for fics where shane really goes through it. kind of like what i did in dust bowl just an emotional meat grinder of a time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016728448845152604)  2026-01-29T04:21Z [----] followers, 55.1K engagements


"anyways the other main joke in this fic is that hudson has shane's face but he's too outgoing and it actually distresses ilya so badly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2016322881521659991)  2026-01-28T01:30Z [----] followers, 11.5K engagements


"everyone who worked on this show is a complete fucking genius https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-cinematographer-memes-explained.html https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-cinematographer-memes-explained.html"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019781816069009563)  2026-02-06T14:34Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements


"not to make everything about troy barrett but i think that troy kissing shanes nose would be the single most awkward human interaction in the history of mankind athletes are so superstitious so when shane notices ottawa won [--] games in a row after ilya kissed him on the nose before each game shane starts demanding nose kisses before each game. the other centaurs start to kiss shane on the nose before penalty shots for good luck athletes are so superstitious so when shane notices ottawa won [--] games in a row after ilya kissed him on the nose before each game shane starts demanding nose kisses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020706917472235795)  2026-02-09T03:50Z [----] followers, 88.3K engagements


"shane is so fucking mad and upset and terrified that he kisses all the blood off of ilya's mouth. competitive murder as foreplay. freak4freak. shane still cries the whole time bc he hates it. ilya likes shane's tears more than he hates the sight of blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020848444189852003)  2026-02-09T13:13Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements


"@hotcocohollanov the khl also only came into existence in [--] so even if ilya was playing in the khl then where the fuck was he playing before then. no shot he was in the russian superleague in 07"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021284689089036338)  2026-02-10T18:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lettiehatters @hotcocohollanov i just checked ilya's wiki page and apparently he was the captain of his junior league team in russia. so i'm starting to think that rachel reid Also had no idea about any of this either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021286866910076966)  2026-02-10T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i think I figured it out. if i'm wrong please let me know if this is all well known info then i'd love to know where it was hiding sports schools are a holdover from the soviet era. geno enrolled in one at [--] ovi enrolled in one after "8 and a half grades" at a public school hockey fans can someone please explain what russian junior hockey was before the russia's junior league was established in [----]. bc ilya got drafted in [----] so where the fuck was he playing junior hockey in [----]. hockey fans can someone please explain what russian junior hockey was before the russia's junior league was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021368100218863944)  2026-02-10T23:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i think that troy barretts actor has to always look at least 7% confused at any given moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021587564449161561)  2026-02-11T14:10Z [----] followers, 61.8K engagements


"i love you Pork Hollander when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021648395589628355)  2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, 153.4K engagements


"hes pork hollander and not pork hollander-rozanov because ilya insists that hes porks step dad while shane is anya hollander-rozanovs biological father. shane is like whatever you freak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021672731767714014)  2026-02-11T19:48Z [----] followers, 45.1K engagements


"@lvrsperseus enjoys david tolerates yuna. i think yuna is also disturbed by pork but they have a mutual respect for each other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021691065602850957)  2026-02-11T21:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"mortal girl shane also gets pork hollander. pork is meant to be shanes baby in every universe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021700458419478918)  2026-02-11T21:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i love how immediately on board everyone was with the name Pork for shane's evil fat hairless cat. not a single person suggested an alternative. no one went "why pork" everyone was like yup. Pork Hollander. and I think that's beautiful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021746135920976307)  2026-02-12T00:40Z [----] followers, 36K engagements


"i'm having ideas above my means again. social media fic where shane starts actually using instagram but only to post pictures of Pork in btwn his ads and hockey fans world over react to the ugly cat that Shane Hollander is apparently obsessed with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021763679952548259)  2026-02-12T01:49Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"@rozanlovely Pork is ilya's personal sleep paralysis demon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021764684605796545)  2026-02-12T01:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@fishy_4_w1nw1n Pork is immortal in our hearts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021777481678684445)  2026-02-12T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jellygouache @porkhollander i dont know man but im just rolling with it. like hell yeah pork hollander is real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021997740570685656)  2026-02-12T17:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"another great thing about pork hollander: he's a male hairless cat so his balls are so uncomfortably visible all the fucking time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022002930564706698)  2026-02-12T17:40Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements


"do you think that the press asked shane about drake vs kendrick and he initially said drake bc yknow canadian icon he should represent. and then ilya called him live on broadcast and apologized saying that his husband doesnt have internet ilya is team kendrick by the way shane doesnt know who he is but listened to ilya explain the beef anyway ilya is team kendrick by the way shane doesnt know who he is but listened to ilya explain the beef anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2018306500641387002)  2026-02-02T12:52Z [----] followers, 289K engagements


"the best part of hr fic is getting to fall in love with everyones ocs that they made to round out the world. i love you chexy. i love you cens beat reporter. i love you random hockey twt ocs in the middle of an rpf war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019394125317959745)  2026-02-05T12:54Z [----] followers, 179.1K engagements


"demeter G-rated Yuna Hollander character study multi-chap 1/2 4.2k transfemShane au mothers and daughters and all the ways that they're doomed also assimilation and asian-canadian identities. it's fun I promise. 🖇 chapter 1: http://ao3.org/works/78977481/chapters/207157971 http://ao3.org/works/78977481/chapters/207157971"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020637440537461147)  2026-02-08T23:14Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements


"they dont get Pork as a kitten btw. Pork is an Adult Man Cat when they get him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021644964242108439)  2026-02-11T17:58Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements


"this is what i think Pork looks like except hes completely pink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021653113124663624)  2026-02-11T18:30Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements


"pork hollander"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167)  2026-02-11T18:59Z [----] followers, 54.2K engagements


"anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508)  2026-02-11T21:08Z [----] followers, 65.4K engagements


"this is insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021695667916190114)  2026-02-11T21:19Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


"ilya walking downstairs in the middle of the night to find shane sitting there holding Pork like this bc he had a bad dream and is self soothing by squeezing Pork. ilya goes to comfort shane and Pork fucking bites him & he's mad until he hears shane start laughing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021769164394811781)  2026-02-12T02:11Z [----] followers, 79.3K engagements


"the only thing funnier than shane bringing pork home to a horrified ilya is an au where pork is shane's impossibly old childhood cat and the first time ilya comes over to fuck he gets to meet this ancient hairless hat-filled fat beast. who IMMEDIATELY hates his fucking guts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021774796099322005)  2026-02-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 34.3K engagements


"my proudest fandom moment will always be mortal girl and dust bowl. i put so much of myself into those fics and i love how much dust bowl shane has come to mean to people. however pork hollander is a VERY close second"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021797089299026097)  2026-02-12T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"another thing that blew up was this lazy ass tweet I made with what I vaguely imagined pork to look like in terms of dimensions and posture. but his colour palatte is more Pink https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167 pork hollander https://t.co/XTn2DEG3sS https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021660329487610167 pork hollander https://t.co/XTn2DEG3sS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021992511645135146)  2026-02-12T16:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"pork and anya are best friends https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508 anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021692778141327508 anya and pork are best friends by the way. sphynx cats get cold easily so pork is always cuddling with anya for warmth. anya likes to like pork and pork tolerates it for cuddles. shane has cried over it more than once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021992513809347032)  2026-02-12T16:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"just found out that the two types of hairless cat breeds are the canadian sphynx cat and the russian donskoy cats. so this is even fucking funnier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021999131112186067)  2026-02-12T17:25Z [----] followers, 41.6K engagements


"@lexcroucher HI THERE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR LEX CROUCHER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022074635698024904)  2026-02-12T22:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"im in love with these outfits that involve the traditional kimono sleeves/collar with a western style skirt and seeing this one made me want dust bowl shanes wedding dress to kind of be in this style Maybe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019040764316311665)  2026-02-04T13:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"also something heartbreaking in this too tho abt shane being allowed to be Weirder aka him being able to unmask more. not having to bear the responsibility of captaincy bc hes a goalie. being protected (and adored) so much more by his team than he is in canon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2019771762909532540)  2026-02-06T13:54Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements


"shane would do this. shane would ONE HUNDRED percent do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020503445736927341)  2026-02-08T14:22Z [----] followers, 181.8K engagements


"no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's his hockey superstition au where shane actually is a murderer au where shane actually is a murderer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020847127832760722)  2026-02-09T13:07Z [----] followers, 347.9K engagements


"the key thing is that shane's first murder is a total accident. he didn't mean to do it. he doesn't want to keep doing it. but he has to. otherwise it all falls apart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2020848988627337696)  2026-02-09T13:15Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements


"it's still unclear what the tone of this is meant to be but i'm in the kitchen. perhaps no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's his hockey superstition no joke I have been thinking about this concept ever since I watched episode [--]. shane loses to ilya at worlds then at the draft. the night before their second worlds face off he kills someone. it's the first time he wins against ilya. now it's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021037700774756416)  2026-02-10T01:45Z [----] followers, 195.8K engagements


"when shane and ilya finally agree on getting cat I hope that shane finds the ugliest meanest hairless cat and falls completely in love with it. ilya thinks it looks like a rotisserie chicken and has unbelievable amounts of beef with it. the cat only likes shane anya & hayden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021637784319275237)  2026-02-11T17:29Z [----] followers, 242.1K engagements


"hayden is terrified of Pork but tolerates him for shane. Pork loves him. Pork will lick hayden's hand for like hours. I think Pork instinctively hates ilya bc ilya pets him like a dog which kind of hurts when you're a hairless cat. so he bites ilya. a lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021639188970713184)  2026-02-11T17:35Z [----] followers, 23.1K engagements


"@isolabellz ilya sullenly watching Pork gnaw on his arm: you are a demon. you were sent to ruin my life shane: ilya :( dont talk to my sweet baby like that ilya: who even are you anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021656661245800462)  2026-02-11T18:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"hayden: no it makes sense. ilya and pork have the kind of relationship you can only have with a stepdad ilya: exactly. you are quite wise pike shane: this is weirder than anything ive ever done with pork for the record"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021674043166896277)  2026-02-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@sillylilbob its very clearly a wip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021676004041724359)  2026-02-11T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"if anyone else wants to write pork hollander or include that idea in a fic please feel free. again universal blessing for any idea i tweet on this account bc your version of it will always be different from mine but no less exciting :"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021737153303110054)  2026-02-12T00:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@paulasoldestson he's been spiritually [--] since the age of 12"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2021882349370130542)  2026-02-12T09:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"would it be gauche to change my bio to "the creative mind behind pork hollander'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022034870218989968)  2026-02-12T19:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@moreaujere toni. HELP ME"  
[X Link](https://x.com/narivaaaal/status/2022079797590208535)  2026-02-12T22:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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