# ![@mikerainey82 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::171534114.png) @mikerainey82 Michael Rainey

Michael Rainey posts on X about if you, in the, money, super bowl the most. They currently have [----------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [countries](/list/countries)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [nfl](/list/nfl)  [ncaa football](/list/ncaa-football) 

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you), [in the](/topic/in-the), [money](/topic/money), [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl), [nfl](/topic/nfl), [out of](/topic/out-of), [son](/topic/son), [preorder](/topic/preorder), [disney world](/topic/disney-world), [murder](/topic/murder)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Helium (HNT)](/topic/helium) [Dave Inc. (DAVE)](/topic/$dave) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [Coca-Cola Co (KO)](/topic/$ko)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Rain Train's Best of [----] Favorite movie: A Complete Unknown Favorite album: Floral Green by Title Fight (12 years old but it was new to me) Favorite city that I visited: San Francisco Favorite book: The Silver Snarling Trumpet by Robert Hunter Funniest thing I heard: @Naim__Ali telling a story that culminated in him telling Allah "Allah you done did too much." Favorite food: Pho from Pho Philly Favorite road trip: going to Boston with @RobCrewsComedy to see Metallica Favorite porn accounts: @EllieXStockholm @wisconsin_tiff and @NaudiNala Favorite podcast: Durag & the Deertag Funniest thing I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1873526243964104750)  2024-12-30T00:27Z 30.5K followers, 30.5K engagements


"Serena Williams husband looks like me if I gave up porn and soda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1889855431889264984)  2025-02-13T01:53Z 30.5K followers, 18.7K engagements


"Tim and I talked about our dead moms and fucked up families on the most recent Dad Meat. If you have either you might find some value in it. Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/live/K-aV_UiWHQ0si=CJBprXZ227aMYTAw https://www.youtube.com/live/K-aV_UiWHQ0si=CJBprXZ227aMYTAw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1891569074448085283)  2025-02-17T19:23Z 30.6K followers, 10.8K engagements


"I cannot believe my mother got to see a white Eagles corner back with a pick six in the Super Bowl before she died. HEARTWARMING: Philadelphia #Eagles fans posted a video of them tailgating at the cemetery and grave of a loved one they lost. 🥹🥹🥹 It just means more for Philly fans. https://t.co/5F3eMDVQ7g HEARTWARMING: Philadelphia #Eagles fans posted a video of them tailgating at the cemetery and grave of a loved one they lost. 🥹🥹🥹 It just means more for Philly fans. https://t.co/5F3eMDVQ7g"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1891660571394609539)  2025-02-18T01:26Z 30.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Cybill Shepherd in Taxi Driver might be the hottest movie lady. Cybill Shepherd in the early 70s https://t.co/iTQfc3ONVn Cybill Shepherd in the early 70s https://t.co/iTQfc3ONVn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1891688267466027023)  2025-02-18T03:16Z 30.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Gonna read this bad boy this weekend. Whatchu reading"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1892953884399722788)  2025-02-21T15:05Z 30.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Buried my mom today so I reenacted the Christmas Shoes song this morning. I begged the cashier at Foot Locker for Timberlands so my father could put a fresh bootprint on her head one last time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1893016886914203766)  2025-02-21T19:16Z 30.6K followers, 14.1K engagements


"My relationship was not great for a long time but things turned when I made more of an effort to be more thoughtful of my wife and especially be careful with my words because I can be a real motherfucker if I feel disresepcted. I loved my wife from the second I saw her and she is my best friend but learning how to be a component of a healthy partnership really took me a while to learn. I'm thankful we both stuck it out though because now it's better than ever. I guess if there's one thing that comes to mind that seems to work it's something I learned from a guy named Wayne Dyer. It's revolves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1893117076685857088)  2025-02-22T01:54Z 30.6K followers, 20.9K engagements


"What are you doing in this situation @AB84 @espn @tmz @Ravens @Panthers @SteveSmithSr89 @NFL @nflnetwork Steve Smith has been fucking my wife. I got receipts you nasty af Steve. Hope your wife gets paid. I got a lot more homie. https://t.co/01vxpCrG1R @AB84 @espn @tmz @Ravens @Panthers @SteveSmithSr89 @NFL @nflnetwork Steve Smith has been fucking my wife. I got receipts you nasty af Steve. Hope your wife gets paid. I got a lot more homie. https://t.co/01vxpCrG1R"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1893446140193878352)  2025-02-22T23:41Z 30.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Naims episodes will be up by Monday. Also next week Im recording eps with my dear friends James Moss and Ian Fidance. @mikerainey82 @Naim__Ali Whens it out man I just got on the paytch today finally fuckin easily one of my new favorite pods @mikerainey82 @Naim__Ali Whens it out man I just got on the paytch today finally fuckin easily one of my new favorite pods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1915055761144889382)  2025-04-23T14:50Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Big week at Episodes with Geo Perez Sam Buck and Ian Fidance are available now. Next week episodes with Tim Butterly and Big Chrissy drop. After that episodes with Ed McGonigal Dan Soder Tubs and my wife are coming out. Not to mention After Dark episodes with Ryan Shaner and Jimmy Gillespie are oozing into your ear holes in the next few weeks as well. No better bang for your buck than at http://Patreon.com/getinsomehead http://Patreon.com/getinsomehead http://Patreon.com/getinsomehead http://Patreon.com/getinsomehead http://Patreon.com/getinsomehead http://Patreon.com/getinsomehead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1921932896362729507)  2025-05-12T14:18Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Confronting a barefoot bitch with a bleached bun and a Babe Ruth shirt is never a good idea. When Bullies Get Bullied https://t.co/3SilPLPQZQ When Bullies Get Bullied https://t.co/3SilPLPQZQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1976674995888943150)  2025-10-10T15:43Z 32.7K followers, 11.9K engagements


"I usually make the plans when my wife and I go out but today I told her shes gotta pick where we go tonight. She kept it a surprise until we pulled into the parking lot of the [--] hour adult Megaplex in Austin. Made me emotional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1978302251216126354)  2025-10-15T03:29Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The bread in Austin sucks homeless dick so I ordered a dozen Liscios rolls from Di Bruno Bros. in Philly. They arrive today and Im praying theyre fresh and that I can do this regularly. Id appreciate any prayer warriors helping me on this. Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1978849365906116715)  2025-10-16T15:43Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"In just a couple years the OG went front leaving chicks houses shirtless at 6am to this. Real bummer for all of us Blue Chew Boys. EXCLUSIVE: UNC football is a hot mess. Can we interest you in Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson on a hot mic https://t.co/L0Y83HpLMy EXCLUSIVE: UNC football is a hot mess. Can we interest you in Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson on a hot mic https://t.co/L0Y83HpLMy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1979191841795780744)  2025-10-17T14:24Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Devonta Smith gets crushed constantly and gets up every time. Nobody tougher in the NFL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1979990067645989074)  2025-10-19T19:16Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The neon lights on Fremont Street are powered by the light stolen from the eyes of the children forced to vacation there. Vegas is family friendly again. Bring your kids (and money). https://t.co/HsFjo5HTUK Vegas is family friendly again. Bring your kids (and money). https://t.co/HsFjo5HTUK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1980041276830421097)  2025-10-19T22:40Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"If a drunk lady is embarrassing you and your partner this badly then you have to take out your gun at a certain point. Imagine paying that much money to watch your favorite team lose & embarrass yourself in front of potential recruits 😂 https://t.co/X1yACrSwdi Imagine paying that much money to watch your favorite team lose & embarrass yourself in front of potential recruits 😂 https://t.co/X1yACrSwdi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1980432637107032076)  2025-10-21T00:35Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I went to MetLife once. Nightmare to get in and out of both driving to and walking around. Id never go again. We have only [--] winning seasons since this monstrosity was built. https://t.co/0SAIY6vDXt We have only [--] winning seasons since this monstrosity was built. https://t.co/0SAIY6vDXt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1980766413556965455)  2025-10-21T22:41Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I could talk cards with this Pokmon Pervert all day. Mook rules. [--] minutes of cards life & ball talk with @mikerainey82 Watch here https://t.co/N39LzEC5T8 https://t.co/Ba2h5zP1Nf [--] minutes of cards life & ball talk with @mikerainey82 Watch here https://t.co/N39LzEC5T8 https://t.co/Ba2h5zP1Nf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1981550948439769229)  2025-10-24T02:38Z 32.7K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Big day. My new true crime card game Satans Helpers has arrived. This is my favorite project yet. Its a party card game that requires players to defend some of historys worst people (and one maligned chimp.) You and your friends will have a blast trying to clear the good names of people like Ed Gein Casey Anthony and Travis the Chimp. All preorders are going out over the next few days and if youd like to buy a deck go to and pick one up. Special thanks to Zach Woomer and Fireball Printing for bringing these bad boys to life. http://OnPercs.com/store http://OnPercs.com/store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1981862993496297666)  2025-10-24T23:18Z 32.7K followers, 18.5K engagements


"Cant imagine theres a better feeling than losing a job without having to worry about money. 🚨TALKING TIGS EXCLUSIVE🚨 Former LSU Football coach Brian Kelly spotted eating at Superior Grill in Baton Rouge https://t.co/qIsMPhgeG6 🚨TALKING TIGS EXCLUSIVE🚨 Former LSU Football coach Brian Kelly spotted eating at Superior Grill in Baton Rouge https://t.co/qIsMPhgeG6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1982965642384028009)  2025-10-28T00:20Z 32.7K followers, 24.3K engagements


"Did you guys know that lesbian monsters don't scissor 🎵they do the mash🎵 That's a Mike Rainey Halloween Heater"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1984337646949450231)  2025-10-31T19:12Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"they nailed it with this graphic. mama Mia Scary hours🎃⚾ #WorldSeries Game [--] is TONIGHT at [--] pm ET on @MLBONFOX and streaming on @watchfoxone https://t.co/R6NPnI6yQX Scary hours🎃⚾ #WorldSeries Game [--] is TONIGHT at [--] pm ET on @MLBONFOX and streaming on @watchfoxone https://t.co/R6NPnI6yQX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1984340113036390583)  2025-10-31T19:22Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm gonna be in Fargo ND raising hell with my bro @aidsman109 this weekend on Friday and Saturday. Come have fun with us. https://www.tickettailor.com/events/frontstreettaproom/1805305 https://www.tickettailor.com/events/frontstreettaproom/1805305"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1986131733104746967)  2025-11-05T18:01Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Can just tell by the haircut this dude has the walk of a volunteer firefighter. Nobody as freaked out as Janet Jackson 🥴 https://t.co/BdvARGB6UV Nobody as freaked out as Janet Jackson 🥴 https://t.co/BdvARGB6UV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1987291545121267972)  2025-11-08T22:50Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Cannot fuckin wait for Skankfest this week. Please come say whats up when we cross paths. I love meeting everybody. Also tell me your favorite slur and Ill tell you mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1987564984151261295)  2025-11-09T16:56Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Agree 100%. Hurts could not have given less of an endorsement when the idea of Patullo as OC was mentioned. @mikerainey82 KP has to go. Not sure why they even risked it with dude. He stinks like shit. This offense looks way different from last year. Dont get me wrong of course Im happy theyre winning but AJ needs the ball. Dude is a freak @mikerainey82 KP has to go. Not sure why they even risked it with dude. He stinks like shit. This offense looks way different from last year. Dont get me wrong of course Im happy theyre winning but AJ needs the ball. Dude is a freak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1988669187024384034)  2025-11-12T18:04Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Occasionally think about how much I hated this fuckin movie. WHAT DID YOU THINK https://t.co/sOC8OS4KYS WHAT DID YOU THINK https://t.co/sOC8OS4KYS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1988742756249006178)  2025-11-12T22:56Z 32.8K followers, 57.3K engagements


"Nico Harrison was Dildo Numero Uno but Kidd and Patrick Dumont co-signed the Luka deal without batting an eye. They deserve most of what Nico Harrison got too. Jason Kidd on the Fire Nico chants during the final stretch of Mondays game: We can only hope that we dont have to go through that again because it was a little disrespectful because the guys are playing hardWith that chant during when were shooting free throws its https://t.co/l3GwgGl8Bb Jason Kidd on the Fire Nico chants during the final stretch of Mondays game: We can only hope that we dont have to go through that again because it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1988834654938415453)  2025-11-13T05:01Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Hard to stay mad at a dictator who is always fresh. Kim Jong Un once banned leather coats to stop citizens from copying his look https://t.co/2toy6uC3st Kim Jong Un once banned leather coats to stop citizens from copying his look https://t.co/2toy6uC3st"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1989749470582673485)  2025-11-15T17:36Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Describe your ideal woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1989753890196394413)  2025-11-15T17:54Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I just saw her used underwear at a museum yesterday. Website selling serial killer Aileen Wournos personal belongings including the crucifix she wore at her execution https://t.co/yozppTVZPb https://t.co/8HjdXYG9Qe Website selling serial killer Aileen Wournos personal belongings including the crucifix she wore at her execution https://t.co/yozppTVZPb https://t.co/8HjdXYG9Qe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1990128406906720646)  2025-11-16T18:42Z 32.8K followers, 13K engagements


"Stage full of my bros with my PAWG bouncin on it. If my heart stopped at this moment I would have been content"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1990525086584221784)  2025-11-17T20:58Z 32.9K followers, 68.2K engagements


"I was. Its David Dukes new moisturizer that I was trying out. @mikerainey82 Michael u were in blackface at the airport @mikerainey82 Michael u were in blackface at the airport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1990535646201720977)  2025-11-17T21:40Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"🚨Major Gooner Alert 🚨 Pullin up to Helium Atlanta Thursday night. Join me for an evening to remember and grab tix here: https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/320506 https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/320506"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1990537297243353592)  2025-11-17T21:47Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Extremely frustrating to have a Super Bowl winning QB who won a SB MVP less than a year ago was a strong contender to win SB MVP two years ago and just continues to win games. It appears @sethjoyner caused a stir this morning because he relayed some criticisms he heard regarding Jalen Hurts. He based that on the comments that @RealDGunn made last night during Seths show. Gunn states that the coaching staff and players are extremely frustrated with https://t.co/X80j6RC9kG It appears @sethjoyner caused a stir this morning because he relayed some criticisms he heard regarding Jalen Hurts. He"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1990565740148338818)  2025-11-17T23:40Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ill be at Helium Atlanta this Thursday night. Twerk battle in the parking lot immediately following the show. Grab tix here: https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/320506 https://atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/320506"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1991150348132663360)  2025-11-19T14:23Z 32.9K followers, 12.4K engagements


"@VinnyB43425089 We carried on like outbreak monkeys brother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1991306287296971204)  2025-11-20T00:43Z 32.9K followers, [---] engagements


"This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list. Jane Lynch arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set. https://t.co/OlN5kpi3I0 Jane Lynch arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set. https://t.co/OlN5kpi3I0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1991335377626349954)  2025-11-20T02:38Z 33.2K followers, 5.9M engagements


"Seriously considered naming my son Raekwon. https://t.co/VNMqNZsRdP https://t.co/VNMqNZsRdP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1992667009985966528)  2025-11-23T18:50Z 32.9K followers, 11.6K engagements


"This is going to have Spirit Airlines flights doing u-turns. The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander [--] is a helium airship with auxiliary wing and tail surfaces it flies using both aerostatic and aerodynamic lift and is powered by four diesel engine-driven ducted propellers. https://t.co/RVCfZIcnV2 The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander [--] is a helium airship with auxiliary wing and tail surfaces it flies using both aerostatic and aerodynamic lift and is powered by four diesel engine-driven ducted propellers. https://t.co/RVCfZIcnV2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1992716732834951309)  2025-11-23T22:07Z 33K followers, 15.9K engagements


"Finally Pennsylvania Gov. Shapiro signs bill prohibiting "hair discrimination" "This will bring about real freedom for all Pennsylvanians" 🙄 https://t.co/MV3xZX6Rh7 Pennsylvania Gov. Shapiro signs bill prohibiting "hair discrimination" "This will bring about real freedom for all Pennsylvanians" 🙄 https://t.co/MV3xZX6Rh7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1993484814041960930)  2025-11-26T00:59Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Spirit Airlines was playin too damn much with Air Force One"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1993676603008901544)  2025-11-26T13:41Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Guys that accept these kinds of challenges live by a strict honor code. @mikerainey82 How would you prove its your moms bathroom @mikerainey82 How would you prove its your moms bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1993825180284801300)  2025-11-26T23:32Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Thank you bro. I was less than a month sober when we filmed the pilot. Self esteem was at an all time low but it was the start of all the good stuff I have now. @mikerainey82 I never caught it on the podwere you on percs for the filming of Delco Proper or sober by that time Either way - you crushed @mikerainey82 I never caught it on the podwere you on percs for the filming of Delco Proper or sober by that time Either way - you crushed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1993853572765843730)  2025-11-27T01:25Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"A little Thanksgiving joke you can play with your family.anytime you notice someone helping themselves to cranberry sauce start singing "What's on your plaaaaate on your plaaaaate.cran-berr-y can-berr-y." Just a fun little Cranberries/Zombie joke that'll lighten the mood and take the focus off your father's necrotic foot and the light rapidly leaving your mother's eyes as she struggles to find purpose now that her children are grown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1994105196344168682)  2025-11-27T18:05Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Dad Meat is better than ever. @timbutterly @mikerainey82 Damn 2025/26 is the year of the Dad Meat. @timbutterly @mikerainey82 Damn 2025/26 is the year of the Dad Meat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1994231129772089751)  2025-11-28T02:25Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Will Ferrell should have two handed slammed him on the floor like a bag of ice for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1994238502280597869)  2025-11-28T02:54Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Somebody asked me on IG who my Top [--] PAWGs in adult entertainment are and for some reason IG didnt repost the question so it just looked like I was naming PAWGs for no reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1994239800677745123)  2025-11-28T02:59Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Might not be a bigger loser behavior than grown ass man fighting over a ball. Tensions are high before LSU vs #Oklahoma. Pre-game field goal gets kicked into stands and an Oklahoma fan wont give the ball back to the LSU staff member. A fight breaks out before the game in Norman. I guess defending the Palace just means more. https://t.co/wKt5OoGD4h Tensions are high before LSU vs #Oklahoma. Pre-game field goal gets kicked into stands and an Oklahoma fan wont give the ball back to the LSU staff member. A fight breaks out before the game in Norman. I guess defending the Palace just means more."  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1994885904314634283)  2025-11-29T21:47Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I am once again in love. Wife material spotted at the Miami vs Pittsburgh game https://t.co/xAsNVh4TSu Wife material spotted at the Miami vs Pittsburgh game https://t.co/xAsNVh4TSu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1995018680808477142)  2025-11-30T06:34Z 32.9K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Cannot wait to have one of these throw themselves out of a moving car while Im driving during an argument. It is only a matter of time. Men will be able to free themselves of personal dependence on a culture that uses men's finest emotions to manipulate and exploit men. It's only a matter of time. https://t.co/phSeeaY97X It is only a matter of time. Men will be able to free themselves of personal dependence on a culture that uses men's finest emotions to manipulate and exploit men. It's only a matter of time. https://t.co/phSeeaY97X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1995026426568085613)  2025-11-30T07:05Z 33K followers, 13.6K engagements


"Come out to my show at Soul Joels on Thursday Dec. [--]. Gonna be an awesome show plus Im giving away half of this hoagie. Grab tix here: https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/mikerainey/ https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/mikerainey/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1996314785743282204)  2025-12-03T20:25Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Thank you to everybody for the birthday wishes yesterday. I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet to have the life that I do. I am grateful for all this shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1997813674283802773)  2025-12-07T23:41Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"John U. Bacon is the most Digital Bazooka ass name Ive ever heard. MUST-SEE interview with latest on Sherrone Moore including graphic details of what led to him being fired and in currently in jail with John U. Bacon https://t.co/jCwL8YnJHb MUST-SEE interview with latest on Sherrone Moore including graphic details of what led to him being fired and in currently in jail with John U. Bacon https://t.co/jCwL8YnJHb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1999187357757571073)  2025-12-11T18:39Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"@ochocinco @dru_montana47"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1999617974781796499)  2025-12-12T23:10Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Bubby Brister. Still love saying it. Age yourself by naming an NFL Quarterback you grew up watching. I'll start Kurt Warner Age yourself by naming an NFL Quarterback you grew up watching. I'll start Kurt Warner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1999953753836032262)  2025-12-13T21:25Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Zesty landing seems appropriate for ATL. Meanwhile in ATL 🤏 Video: Kyle Marcks https://t.co/cOOICcfRaG Meanwhile in ATL 🤏 Video: Kyle Marcks https://t.co/cOOICcfRaG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2000983920939294902)  2025-12-16T17:38Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Now lets do a silly one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2001154744849416688)  2025-12-17T04:57Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"My dream is to have enough money to rent this family and not allow them to leave my property until theyve expressed a genuine emotion. Whoever put this on my for you page. I hate you https://t.co/OQTJjfz1fz Whoever put this on my for you page. I hate you https://t.co/OQTJjfz1fz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2001302084386201838)  2025-12-17T14:42Z 33.1K followers, 370.1K engagements


"I used to make $10/hour working 11pm til 3pm at a home for insane elderly people. By the [--] hour mark of every double I looked and felt like Nick Reiner. https://t.co/6Xe1fQEGvX https://t.co/6Xe1fQEGvX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2001697760538694033)  2025-12-18T16:55Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Best Podcast: Durag Podcast Guest: Shaner Comedian of the Year: Sam Tallent Breakout Guest: Jimmy Gillespie Vote for Durag in the joke world awards https://t.co/UvKYHEtAyS Vote for Durag in the joke world awards https://t.co/UvKYHEtAyS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2002100895732162910)  2025-12-19T19:37Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"If youre doing something created something or just proud of something and you want me to share it send it my way. If I fuck with it Id be happy to promote it. Riding tide raises all ships baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2002102652923228270)  2025-12-19T19:44Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Oculus glued to my head eating virtual ass in the middle of the living room floor surrounded by wrapping paper. Merry Xmas everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2004214039912894633)  2025-12-25T15:33Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Would have killed to see Edie McClurgs beaver at some point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2004216930232852658)  2025-12-25T15:45Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"The Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl by a score of 10-6 and I am already angry at the thought of Patullo and Sirianni chest bumping on the sidelines. ORCHARD PARK N.Y. #Eagles inexplicable second half offense nearly soils defensive gem vs. Bills. Sirianni-Patullo brain trust took foot off the pedal (again) and recent gains seem reversed as questions abound about state of the O (again). My column: https://t.co/IkcaCjny79 ORCHARD PARK N.Y. #Eagles inexplicable second half offense nearly soils defensive gem vs. Bills. Sirianni-Patullo brain trust took foot off the pedal (again) and recent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2005696788905554340)  2025-12-29T17:45Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"@ryanlfoster_ Murder t-ball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2005721063238557699)  2025-12-29T19:22Z 33K followers, [---] engagements


"Im going to buy myself a Sega Genesis in the near future and am going to get this game again. Might not have had a better gaming experience than the NHL [--] days. No micro transactions. No patches / updates. No excessive load time. All it offers is an incredible experience without the bullshit. https://t.co/VIbk3v0bq8 No micro transactions. No patches / updates. No excessive load time. All it offers is an incredible experience without the bullshit. https://t.co/VIbk3v0bq8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2006360196827004968)  2025-12-31T13:42Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Concussion from colliding with a stripper polemama mia. This is the information we have been given from Cowboys insiders. Trevon Diggs didn't complete his rehab at the Cowboys facility. His mysterious concussion was initially kept a secret and may have resulted from colliding with a stripper pole. He was not activated from IR https://t.co/92Z3DhAUhJ This is the information we have been given from Cowboys insiders. Trevon Diggs didn't complete his rehab at the Cowboys facility. His mysterious concussion was initially kept a secret and may have resulted from colliding with a stripper pole. He"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2006810433102156019)  2026-01-01T19:31Z 33.1K followers, 14.2K engagements


"Ive had two people tell me that Jersey Mikes is delicious. I refuse to try it because I know its absolute dog shit. Why do people buy this slop Former alleged Philly mob boss Joey Merlino was not feeling the cheesesteak at Jersey Mikes. Do you agree https://t.co/S7EzapfKIN Former alleged Philly mob boss Joey Merlino was not feeling the cheesesteak at Jersey Mikes. Do you agree https://t.co/S7EzapfKIN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2006945929690230794)  2026-01-02T04:29Z 33.1K followers, 19.8K engagements


"My new book about addiction recovery is available for preorder now. Its a funny read but also can provide value for people struggling with addiction. I am a certified retard with Korn tattoos and if I can figure it out anybody can. Order it here: http://OnPercs.com/store http://OnPercs.com/store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2007157147050868963)  2026-01-02T18:28Z 33.1K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Thank you to everyone who preordered my new book over the weekend. I appreciate you guys. Preorders matter a ton for books so it means a lot to me. Thank you. Rise of The Rain Train is a funny heartfelt book about my addiction history and everything I did to overcome it. If you're interested in checking it out got to I love you and Go Birds. http://OnPercs.com/store http://OnPercs.com/store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2008168726290395176)  2026-01-05T13:28Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Zesty Hydration has to be a strong predictor for a specific life path. Remember the kids in elementary school that used to put their whole mouth on the water fountain Tf are they doing now Remember the kids in elementary school that used to put their whole mouth on the water fountain Tf are they doing now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2008171709744963761)  2026-01-05T13:40Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Cant friggin wait for LA next week. Were gonna be acting like Somali daycare babies. Grab tix here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mike-rainey-headlining-in-los-angeles-tickets-1855073868879 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mike-rainey-headlining-in-los-angeles-tickets-1855073868879"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2008230344773038293)  2026-01-05T17:33Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Tell me what cities I should come to in 2026: https://form.jotform.com/260056054860049 https://form.jotform.com/260056054860049"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2008624934658908419)  2026-01-06T19:41Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive had [--] years experience 😎 Rewatching Tires and noticing more of the cameos I didn't see before. @mikerainey82 as a battered husband is pretty solid. Rewatching Tires and noticing more of the cameos I didn't see before. @mikerainey82 as a battered husband is pretty solid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009099859736056197)  2026-01-08T03:08Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh God was Nick Reiner interrupting the break up conversation Bill Hader & Ali Wong have broken up after 2+ years of dating @PEOPLE reports. 🔗: https://t.co/H96RdQSPE7 https://t.co/29Xfj6RdJW Bill Hader & Ali Wong have broken up after 2+ years of dating @PEOPLE reports. 🔗: https://t.co/H96RdQSPE7 https://t.co/29Xfj6RdJW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009110719443157019)  2026-01-08T03:51Z 33.1K followers, 206.8K engagements


"Might need to do a retard meet up for this. Jackass [--] officially releases in theaters June [--] 🍿 (via @Variety) https://t.co/9C9j7mzUEU Jackass [--] officially releases in theaters June [--] 🍿 (via @Variety) https://t.co/9C9j7mzUEU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009337755877392529)  2026-01-08T18:53Z 33.1K followers, 24.8K engagements


"Where can I send him a Dad Meat shirt #BREAKING: UConn HC Dan Hurley is facing a possible season-long suspension for abuse of officials per sources. Im told the after he received a technical foul during last nights game against Providence he called the officials r*tarded f*ggots. The NCAA has audio and video https://t.co/I0OvrRP5eO #BREAKING: UConn HC Dan Hurley is facing a possible season-long suspension for abuse of officials per sources. Im told the after he received a technical foul during last nights game against Providence he called the officials r*tarded f*ggots. The NCAA has audio and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009406438947606814)  2026-01-08T23:26Z 33.1K followers, 25.5K engagements


"Excuse you Dropbox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009677022172475661)  2026-01-09T17:21Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I missed Indica Flower at New Orleans airport by a couple hours recently. Had I saw her I would have done this. This is a tradition in South Korea: when a son returns home after completing mandatory military service he salutes his parents and offers a formal bow. https://t.co/FktVcYEMOu This is a tradition in South Korea: when a son returns home after completing mandatory military service he salutes his parents and offers a formal bow. https://t.co/FktVcYEMOu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009827917010735414)  2026-01-10T03:21Z 33.1K followers, 26.7K engagements


"If you need more than soda popcorn and candy at a movie theatre stay home. I went to Alamo once and wouldnt go back. EXCLUSIVE: Alamo Drafthouse is getting rid of pen-and-paper food orders and is switching to mobile. We continue to evolve as we must to protect the Alamo movie-going experience as the entertainment landscape shifts around us." https://t.co/Vln1Mm5eA6 https://t.co/laMJrhwV6k EXCLUSIVE: Alamo Drafthouse is getting rid of pen-and-paper food orders and is switching to mobile. We continue to evolve as we must to protect the Alamo movie-going experience as the entertainment landscape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2009844976201412934)  2026-01-10T04:29Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Ill never understand why they picked Patullo. The Eagles had no other All-Pros. This is the first time the Eagles have not had an offensive player make an All-Pro team since [----]. The Eagles had no other All-Pros. This is the first time the Eagles have not had an offensive player make an All-Pro team since 2020"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010035117528670348)  2026-01-10T17:04Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Going to Disneyland for the first time next week. As a Disney Pervert this is a massive deal for me. Set the glue traps because I got a mouse problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010056871382818859)  2026-01-10T18:31Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Can't friggin wait for LA this Thursday night. We're gonna be acting like Somali daycare babies. Grab tix here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mike-rainey-headlining-in-los-angeles-tickets-1855073868879aff=oddtdtcreator https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mike-rainey-headlining-in-los-angeles-tickets-1855073868879aff=oddtdtcreator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010134305599864878)  2026-01-10T23:38Z 33.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Can't friggin wait for LA this Thursday night. We're gonna be acting like Somali daycare babies. Grab tix here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mike-rainey-headlining-in-los-angeles-tickets-1855073868879aff=oddtdtcreator https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mike-rainey-headlining-in-los-angeles-tickets-1855073868879aff=oddtdtcreator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010135853260255462)  2026-01-10T23:45Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This bitch simply cannot let me enjoy a goddamn Alicia Keys song in peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010183240993386514)  2026-01-11T02:53Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The sugar in a black womans voice can cure whatever ails you. This is an awesome post-game exchange between a reporter and Jaguars HC Liam Coen: https://t.co/FwE8aRFaaR This is an awesome post-game exchange between a reporter and Jaguars HC Liam Coen: https://t.co/FwE8aRFaaR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010501737438683335)  2026-01-11T23:59Z 33.1K followers, 24.5K engagements


"Please bring in McDaniel as OC and lock every greaseball on that sideline in a friggin pizza oven. @mikerainey82 We definitely losing AJ Brown now. They need to bring in Mike McDaniel as OC @mikerainey82 We definitely losing AJ Brown now. They need to bring in Mike McDaniel as OC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010515110406598811)  2026-01-12T00:52Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Serious question: why do you think the Eagles hired Patullo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010551144846590223)  2026-01-12T03:15Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Chris Benoit Describe in [--] words how youre feeling about the @NFL playoffs so far. Describe in [--] words how youre feeling about the @NFL playoffs so far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010552904483057746)  2026-01-12T03:22Z 33.1K followers, 15.7K engagements


"I am not convinced he will be gone. Bigger issue is that this is the second OC in three years that Lurie and Roseman have signed off on with no experience. Even if they do can him whos to say they dont employ the next Brian Johnson or Kevin Patullo This is a bigger issue than a single OC. Why is Kevin Patullo still employed Why is Kevin Patullo still employed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2010815739150672228)  2026-01-12T20:46Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Eagles have fired Kevin Patullo but unfortunately they have hired yet another close friend of Nick Sirianni. Coach Nunzio Bustacucci has been promoted from Gravy Coordinator to Offensive Coordinator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2011187709315072012)  2026-01-13T21:24Z 33.1K followers, 138K engagements


"Take me back @MbarkCherguia @mikerainey82 watching porn while his Mom and Aunt are in the adjoining dining room. @MbarkCherguia @mikerainey82 watching porn while his Mom and Aunt are in the adjoining dining room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2011634291651068038)  2026-01-15T02:59Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Were rescheduling last nights LA show as someone had a medical emergency at the start of the show. Im bummed that I didnt get to connect with everybody who came out so if you are free today Im heading to the Hollywood Museum of Death at noon followed by a hike at Griffith Park. Everyone is welcome to join me. Just meet me at the museum at noon or DM here for details for the Griffith hike. I appreciate you guys. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012231340192894977 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012231340192894977"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2012231340192894977)  2026-01-16T18:31Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This is Disney Magic She got Down on [--] Knee to Propose and Couldnt Get Up https://t.co/5a7Op4SCtz She got Down on [--] Knee to Propose and Couldnt Get Up https://t.co/5a7Op4SCtz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2012232445861757049)  2026-01-16T18:36Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Brutal offseason for the Phils. Wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2012245967488115128)  2026-01-16T19:29Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont know if theres a movie that makes me want to drink and do drugs more than In Bruges. On this day [--] years ago Martin McDonagh's "In Bruges" (2008) premiered at the Sundance Film Festival USA. https://t.co/GoLFsQpKB7 On this day [--] years ago Martin McDonagh's "In Bruges" (2008) premiered at the Sundance Film Festival USA. https://t.co/GoLFsQpKB7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2012904454203363617)  2026-01-18T15:06Z 33.2K followers, 14.7K engagements


"My Disney itch has been through the roof and I was mercifully able to scratch it this week with my 1st trip to Disneyland. Watch it here: https://youtu.be/wMjAOPxXgVgsi=nqNKfXvuPgX6H59B https://youtu.be/wMjAOPxXgVgsi=nqNKfXvuPgX6H59B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2012999565817843722)  2026-01-18T21:24Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Fatsos are still plaguing flights. Every seat should have a partition from top to bottom to prevent you from having to absorb the spillover from the walrus next to you. JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year. JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2013056318890791262)  2026-01-19T01:10Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Police sketch artist whos had [--] beers asked to draw the same man after hes had [--] beers. Tune in for a brand new RAP with @columtyrrell and @dru_montana47 joining @luisjgomez and @ZASpookshow LIVE at 4pm ET on https://t.co/yxWTQDwPyM https://t.co/geFS7rRk7t Tune in for a brand new RAP with @columtyrrell and @dru_montana47 joining @luisjgomez and @ZASpookshow LIVE at 4pm ET on https://t.co/yxWTQDwPyM https://t.co/geFS7rRk7t"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2013362254943531168)  2026-01-19T21:25Z 33.2K followers, 14K engagements


"YouTube is so fucking lame. The boys will continue to thrive. Lemon Party forever. We were told they persecuted the prophets before us. And so now our time has come. Rejoice. https://t.co/YxnG5fykJG We were told they persecuted the prophets before us. And so now our time has come. Rejoice. https://t.co/YxnG5fykJG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2014044304960836039)  2026-01-21T18:35Z 33.2K followers, 12.5K engagements


"This is the most captivating twitter content Ive seen in a while. Jim Harbaughs interview with Mike McDaniel for Chargers OC https://t.co/x3dVwpN5Ku Jim Harbaughs interview with Mike McDaniel for Chargers OC https://t.co/x3dVwpN5Ku"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2014103021358108703)  2026-01-21T22:29Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I am hereby committed to a Harry Potter filibuster where I will read every JK Rowling book on the Senate floor until Congress funds non-slip shoes for every ICE agent so they can better restrain detainees in an [--] on [--] scuffle. There is video circulating on social media of a group of ICE agents beating a man near 26th and Nicollet in south Minneapolis then one of the ICE agents shoots the man while he's on the ground numerous times. A witness can be heard yelling that the victim is dead. There is video circulating on social media of a group of ICE agents beating a man near 26th and Nicollet in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015114448936022471)  2026-01-24T17:28Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Nice to see Buffalo complying with the Bobby Rooney Rule"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015202909969899948)  2026-01-24T23:19Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Fuck every last one of these ICE retards. This shit is sickening. Please get the truth out about our son. https://t.co/0TNW7H5qum Please get the truth out about our son. https://t.co/0TNW7H5qum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015300527056212221)  2026-01-25T05:47Z 33.2K followers, 34.3K engagements


"Me and a couple of the bros are going to the Museum of Death in Hollywood on Friday at noon if anyone would like to join us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2011575207908295114)  2026-01-14T23:04Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Id go with Saquons snow TD. Is this the all-time loudest play in Linc history https://t.co/mCErJd53ZK Is this the all-time loudest play in Linc history https://t.co/mCErJd53ZK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2013808664813924753)  2026-01-21T02:59Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Nothing stands the test of time like a classmate exhibiting a minor embarrassment. In 6th grade a girl in class read "orgasm" instead of "organism" and the class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in [--] weeks. it's been [--] years & i still remember Danielle. I fucking remember. I hope you see this In 6th grade a girl in class read "orgasm" instead of "organism" and the class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in [--] weeks. it's been [--] years & i still remember Danielle. I fucking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015861273393525175)  2026-01-26T18:55Z 33.2K followers, 13.4K engagements


"Somebody boops you on the nose. Are you Giggling Fighting Giggling Fighting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015891270229442661)  2026-01-26T20:55Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Blackest sentence ever constructed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2016180476696838338)  2026-01-27T16:04Z 33.2K followers, 65K engagements


"Why cant the Eagles find an OC Sirianni stinks Jalens retarded Whole Org Dysfunctional Sirianni stinks Jalens retarded Whole Org Dysfunctional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2016204164125114863)  2026-01-27T17:38Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Primate ruled. Ill always side with a rabid chimp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2016609342087111006)  2026-01-28T20:28Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"By the end of this year I will gain [---] lbs. and become a regular Disney vlogger. Taking your fake baby to Disney to meet the characters is a new level of unhinged. Imagine being in a queue with your kids and realising someone ahead of you is wasting the staffs time with their doll lol https://t.co/ar6WaxvLKw Taking your fake baby to Disney to meet the characters is a new level of unhinged. Imagine being in a queue with your kids and realising someone ahead of you is wasting the staffs time with their doll lol https://t.co/ar6WaxvLKw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2016694505018208357)  2026-01-29T02:06Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Picturing Ray Rice knocking his wife out in an elevator then having to answer to the Chief Kindness Officer. NFL officially appointed influential storyteller Dhar Mann as its first-ever Chief Kindness Officer and Creator of the Week for Super Bowl LX. NFL officially appointed influential storyteller Dhar Mann as its first-ever Chief Kindness Officer and Creator of the Week for Super Bowl LX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2017087830506270920)  2026-01-30T04:09Z 33.2K followers, 180K engagements


"*Grindin beat* Pedo-filinyou know what I do on the island Pusha T and Jay-Z are named alongside Harvey Weinstein in a [----] FBI crisis intake report that was released today as part of the latest Epsteinrelated document disclosures by the U.S. Department of Justice. The report reflects allegations as relayed by a caller and recorded by https://t.co/OyXdUcU5sC Pusha T and Jay-Z are named alongside Harvey Weinstein in a [----] FBI crisis intake report that was released today as part of the latest Epsteinrelated document disclosures by the U.S. Department of Justice. The report reflects allegations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2017429355903795626)  2026-01-31T02:46Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"When she fine forty and fuck with gerbils heavy too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2017441801582313853)  2026-01-31T03:36Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Please turn the sound up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2021685610289750385)  2026-02-11T20:39Z 33.6K followers, 6.8M engagements


"Honestly impressed with Epsteins ability to answer so many emails"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2018404361844494529)  2026-02-02T19:21Z 33.6K followers, 2M engagements


"I am once again in love. HGTV star Nichole Curtis is receiving backlash after using a racial slur and asking the crew to delete the footage https://t.co/WUnWpLhiXQ HGTV star Nichole Curtis is receiving backlash after using a racial slur and asking the crew to delete the footage https://t.co/WUnWpLhiXQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022045489915646429)  2026-02-12T20:29Z 33.6K followers, 168.7K engagements


"New project with Nicole Curtis will be announced Monday. Can't wait"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022416811447472305)  2026-02-13T21:05Z 33.6K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Yes I was also wondering why sex trafficking victims dont publicly combat billionaire pedophile cannibals who will stop at nothing to keep the magnitude of their crimes from coming to light. Can anybody help us understand this I dont understand why the Epstein victims still wont name names. I dont understand why the Epstein victims still wont name names"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2021062627162554641)  2026-02-10T03:24Z 33.6K followers, 274.6K engagements


"If youve never argued with a dumb bitch this Pam Bondi tirade has it all: Confront her about doing something fucked up✅ She denies it despite overwhelming evidence ✅ She then asks why you are not bringing up some completely unrelated topic insinuating your attack is personal ✅ When the gaslighting isnt working she floors it✅ She gets emotional trying to make you look like the bad guy for attacking someone who is vulnerable✅ Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epsteins clients. The Dow is over 50k right now the Nasdaq smashing records thats what we"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2021725233003319452)  2026-02-11T23:17Z 33.6K followers, 468.9K engagements


"This is how @dru_montana47 and @Naim__Ali warm up for every episode of Durag. Happy Valentine's Day 🥰 Last year Joshua Saunders set a record for the most kisses in [--] seconds by a pair with his partner Jenny 😘 https://t.co/cl79VtfRGR Happy Valentine's Day 🥰 Last year Joshua Saunders set a record for the most kisses in [--] seconds by a pair with his partner Jenny 😘 https://t.co/cl79VtfRGR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022694351143604676)  2026-02-14T15:28Z 33.6K followers, 11.7K engagements


"My only goal during this era was for the Eagles to win a Super Bowl. @mikerainey82 Jesus mandid you look like a townie. @mikerainey82 Jesus mandid you look like a townie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022722062029132200)  2026-02-14T17:18Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I hate how much the average UFC fan doesnt appreciate how hard it is to take somebody down and keep them there. The UFC is so much better when we dont have Russians grappling and doing take downs not stop in the main card The UFC is so much better when we dont have Russians grappling and doing take downs not stop in the main card"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015419645574992180)  2026-01-25T13:41Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Looking forward to Disney World and a couple shows on April [--] in Orlando FL. Grab tix here: https://bit.ly/4qqmPMx https://bit.ly/4qqmPMx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019555090265440691)  2026-02-05T23:33Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Me to my boys after my wife finally leaves me: Find me the biggest nastiest vodka-drinking Eastern European you can. Mick Cronin on the type of player he wants his assistant coach to discover. https://t.co/aed2PSa3H4 Find me the biggest nastiest vodka-drinking Eastern European you can. Mick Cronin on the type of player he wants his assistant coach to discover. https://t.co/aed2PSa3H4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2021759465603596467)  2026-02-12T01:33Z 33.6K followers, 23.4K engagements


"If you sit with a loaded gun on either side of your lunch plate your coworkers will still talk to you with your earbuds in to tell you the most inane lunch-ruining shit that could come out of their mouths. please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for [--] min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace. please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for [--] min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022041959167406445)  2026-02-12T20:15Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"This shit was so much fun. I gotta get another Nintendo. Today is the 36th anniversary of Super Mario Bros. [--] https://t.co/oVAU3P9gUj Today is the 36th anniversary of Super Mario Bros. [--] https://t.co/oVAU3P9gUj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022047764188926454)  2026-02-12T20:38Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@tateplyons You get away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022051017354060242)  2026-02-12T20:51Z 33.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@LouisTibbs Sounds like you left a Makers Mark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022053849301926241)  2026-02-12T21:03Z 33.6K followers, [--] engagements


"This was so much friggin fun. My friend Mike Rainey is so sweet ♥🔥 https://t.co/qYajhdUIqg My friend Mike Rainey is so sweet ♥🔥 https://t.co/qYajhdUIqg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022130698254180544)  2026-02-13T02:08Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Valentimes Day got off to a rough start. My side bitch Cheyenne Doinkins got beat the fuck up at Chuck E. Cheese this morning. Please say a prayer that her driving foot is healthy enough to take me to Monster Jam this weekend. Thank you for respecting my privacy at this time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022811927894778228)  2026-02-14T23:15Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Running into Bill Gates at the high limit craps table: "Bill can you just do a quick video asking me for antibiotics so you don't give your wife the clap Please my wife would really appreciate it. She loves your software." Running into Chad Kroeger at a casino and asking him to sing Nickleback - and then him doing it - is wild. (📹 via tk/bignaelove) https://t.co/eM2tPThPNG Running into Chad Kroeger at a casino and asking him to sing Nickleback - and then him doing it - is wild. (📹 via tk/bignaelove) https://t.co/eM2tPThPNG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022336877790158914)  2026-02-13T15:47Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


""Welcome to Positively Paula I'm Ahmed Bin Sulayem and I'm filling in for Paula Deen who is recovering from a shattered ankle that she suffered while chasing an Amazon delivery driver at her annual crawfish boil over the weekend. Anyways today I'm making my famous Slap Yo Mama Sultan Snacks." BREAKING: Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem who was linked to the Jeffrey Epstein torture email has resigned as CEO of DP World. https://t.co/5b6iscbVP2 BREAKING: Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem who was linked to the Jeffrey Epstein torture email has resigned as CEO of DP World. https://t.co/5b6iscbVP2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022340138739638730)  2026-02-13T16:00Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"What's the worst that you've ever eaten shit in public I ran face first into a car bumper playing parking lot football in 7th grade. I got knocked out and when I woke up my boy Mikey looked at me and said "YOUR FUCKIN EAR IS HANGING OFF""  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2021777706812420221)  2026-02-12T02:45Z 33.6K followers, 25.4K engagements


"For real what do you think happened here 🚨 TMZ has received another email from the person who claims to know the identity of Nancy Guthrie's kidnapper and the words are chilling. https://t.co/VmVmlnsUrT 🚨 TMZ has received another email from the person who claims to know the identity of Nancy Guthrie's kidnapper and the words are chilling. https://t.co/VmVmlnsUrT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022340732535865600)  2026-02-13T16:02Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"We might as well get in front of this.I met Jon and Jake on Epstein Island. I washed ashore after losing control of my banana boat. I spent the weekend on the island until I could get a plane back to Philly. Jon was DJ'ing Kevin Spacey's Midnight Glowstick Pool Party and Jake was lying on a buffet table allowing famous elderly men to eat sushi off of his body. We struck up a conversation while trying to jumpstart Stephen Hawking and came up with the island for Stinkers. Please don't hold this against us. Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022687936890691945)  2026-02-14T15:02Z 33.6K followers, 13.7K engagements


"I might fly back to Philly for this. The Jeremy Piven Experience $110-$150 https://t.co/W0uZR0uyYK The Jeremy Piven Experience $110-$150 https://t.co/W0uZR0uyYK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2022884908394258537)  2026-02-15T04:05Z 33.6K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Meghan McCain looks like a Terminator sent back in time to speak to the manager"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1022540008996171776)  2018-07-26T17:51Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Gallaghers funeral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1382340214446825475)  2021-04-14T14:29Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"This mf stormed Kohls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1420210490786172928)  2021-07-28T02:32Z 33.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Few things make me happier than seeing fast food employees whip customers asses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1504633062071709696)  2022-03-18T01:37Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Just fell out of my wheelchair Nigga Hillary Duff Bruuhhhh https://t.co/aY2xyZr0SV Nigga Hillary Duff Bruuhhhh https://t.co/aY2xyZr0SV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1529544491350249472)  2022-05-25T19:26Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"🚨 Bad Bitch Alert 🚨 Dwight D. Eisenhower poses in front of an American flag. 19th June [----]. https://t.co/adD7I3CwGi Dwight D. Eisenhower poses in front of an American flag. 19th June [----]. https://t.co/adD7I3CwGi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1535787092022022144)  2022-06-12T00:52Z 33.3K followers, [---] engagements


"First copy of On Percs. Please pray for my enemies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1603549525804814336)  2022-12-16T00:36Z 33.6K followers, 94.7K engagements


"LFG 🔥🔥🔥💯 https://t.co/2UMiz7OI6B https://t.co/2UMiz7OI6B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1614061382198231041)  2023-01-14T00:46Z 33.6K followers, 68.5K engagements


"Big Dawgs rippin shit up is one of my favorite genres of video. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WILL NEVER CATCH ME SLIPPING https://t.co/NEJLv7QWn0 YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WILL NEVER CATCH ME SLIPPING https://t.co/NEJLv7QWn0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1655268820666163201)  2023-05-07T17:50Z 33.6K followers, 373.6K engagements


"Finally some answers about the I-95 collapse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1668265545655808004)  2023-06-12T14:34Z 33.6K followers, 199.5K engagements


"Making him pose for a team pic is incredible. USA A equipe policial que capturou Danilo Cavalcante posa para foto com o fugitivo. https://t.co/E5mljxAgrA USA A equipe policial que capturou Danilo Cavalcante posa para foto com o fugitivo. https://t.co/E5mljxAgrA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1701980490104820040)  2023-09-13T15:25Z 33.3K followers, 152.2K engagements


"ALLAH McCUSKAR Taliban on roller skates with machine guns in their hands patrol the streets of Kabul. https://t.co/wjV3k73vVh Taliban on roller skates with machine guns in their hands patrol the streets of Kabul. https://t.co/wjV3k73vVh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1724860251097174050)  2023-11-15T18:41Z 33.6K followers, 139.4K engagements


"When you finally make it to the front of the gangbang line https://t.co/LNBBzoQkWG https://t.co/LNBBzoQkWG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1759206701859795205)  2024-02-18T13:22Z 33.6K followers, 117.7K engagements


"Realizing RFKs throat condition is probably just his voice trying to slam the brakes on whatever story hes about to tell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1820612101150331103)  2024-08-06T00:05Z 33.6K followers, 107.8K engagements


"Has there been any progress in Flesh Light clean-up innovation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1992323333095137378)  2025-11-22T20:04Z 33.3K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Wooder ICE Agent: You mind stepping outtada car and showin some documentation proovin yer not a Dallas Cowboys fan If you dont have documentation allzya gotta say is Tony Romos gay an youzll be on yer way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015117830966935652)  2026-01-24T17:41Z 33.3K followers, [----] engagements


"KAT seems like a lock for Most Zesty Player each year but Lonzo Ball makes a strong case for MZP this season. LaMelo & Moussa still playing after the buzzer 😂🤞🏾 https://t.co/dOy2E8OGJr LaMelo & Moussa still playing after the buzzer 😂🤞🏾 https://t.co/dOy2E8OGJr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2015414004907221125)  2026-01-25T13:18Z 33.3K followers, [----] engagements


"One of my hoagie groups is in a state of chaos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2017369115493589418)  2026-01-30T22:47Z 33.3K followers, 20.9K engagements


"Athletic: I did [--] burpees today ✅ Outgoing: I held the door for a wheelchair schizophrenic so he could scream in the bank today ✅ Funny: Is this thing on lol ✅ Loves their family: My wife & kids are my world ✅ What time should I pick you up Syd Sydney Sweeney opens up about what she looks for in a partner. Athletic and outgoing and funny. Im a sporty girl so someone needs to be able to climb a mountain with me go skydiving with me. And someone who loves their family. I love myself a man https://t.co/5LRyiAGvNu Sydney Sweeney opens up about what she looks for in a partner. Athletic and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2017434334383239225)  2026-01-31T03:06Z 33.3K followers, 27.5K engagements


"Eating porks forbidden so I cant do it. Jeff Epstein rule stickler In a [----] email Jeffrey Epstein mentions bio-engineering pigs with non-cloven hooves to create kosher bacon. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/Wl7LNP7hkk In a [----] email Jeffrey Epstein mentions bio-engineering pigs with non-cloven hooves to create kosher bacon. Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/Wl7LNP7hkk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2018086839089778724)  2026-02-01T22:19Z 33.4K followers, 317.2K engagements


"Theyre gonna sic CRUSHED ICE on his ass for this. Peter Dinklage recites poem for Renee Good who was shot by ICE while attempting to run over an agent. Blood blown like rose. Iced wheels flinched and froze. https://t.co/2UbkCecYl5 Peter Dinklage recites poem for Renee Good who was shot by ICE while attempting to run over an agent. Blood blown like rose. Iced wheels flinched and froze. https://t.co/2UbkCecYl5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2018144539408585013)  2026-02-02T02:08Z 33.3K followers, [----] engagements


"One year Punxsutawney Phil is going to turn that town into Waco. Keep fucking with him. Groundhog Day 2026: Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow forecasting [--] more weeks of winter. https://t.co/5ScvGOGQ0D Groundhog Day 2026: Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow forecasting [--] more weeks of winter. https://t.co/5ScvGOGQ0D"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2018376181666492849)  2026-02-02T17:29Z 33.3K followers, 15.8K engagements


"Wildwood NJ t-shirt shops have been awakened from their unholy slumber. Deputy U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche: "It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein." Deputy U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche: "It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2018814478545215968)  2026-02-03T22:30Z 33.4K followers, 502.1K engagements


"Sounds derogatory. Gotta be a better way to say this. ARods daughter is a Tar Heel. https://t.co/67byy8XIdR ARods daughter is a Tar Heel. https://t.co/67byy8XIdR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019129841308823842)  2026-02-04T19:24Z 33.3K followers, 21.1K engagements


"Imagine being this old and empty. Within five years this guy will be praying to lose his life savings to an Indian scam artist simply because it means hell have someone to talk to on the phone. Another man appears to have approached high school-aged protesters from his truck before being quickly turned away. https://t.co/aAJFYzrSLQ Another man appears to have approached high school-aged protesters from his truck before being quickly turned away. https://t.co/aAJFYzrSLQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019233098316058702)  2026-02-05T02:14Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I give Casey Anthony credit. She could have easily taken the path of right wing grifter pledged her allegiance to the president and been accepted with open arms. She instead chose civil rights advocate. The level of this woman's psychosis is on a hall of fame level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019454942960922769)  2026-02-05T16:55Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I am once again in love. This video is a narcotic to me https://t.co/ghy33UNQKI This video is a narcotic to me https://t.co/ghy33UNQKI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019460290450977236)  2026-02-05T17:17Z 33.3K followers, [----] engagements


"This is why you can't waste seasons by hiring your bocce ball buddies for vital positions on your staff. Reports: Eagles offensive linemen Lane Johnson Landon Dickerson both could retire this offseason. https://t.co/Klo1PbvbqL Reports: Eagles offensive linemen Lane Johnson Landon Dickerson both could retire this offseason. https://t.co/Klo1PbvbqL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019798908591833428)  2026-02-06T15:42Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Hearing that Waymos are actually driven remotely by Philipinos has renewed my desire to eventually get smoked by one. When I get my Waymo settlement check you better believe I'll remember everybody who was with me shooting in the gym"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019804015509291222)  2026-02-06T16:02Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I wish my father was still alive so that this Bad Bunny halftime show could be what stopped his heart for good. It's how he would have wanted to go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019807070447644958)  2026-02-06T16:15Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The mf who helps you look for your wallet after he stole it. I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week Ive agreed to appear in person before the committee. But its still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee. I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week Ive agreed to appear in person before the committee. But its still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019909416523293146)  2026-02-06T23:01Z 33.4K followers, 17.3K engagements


"One of the nicest moments of my life was a two day stretch in [----] where I was broke as shit but stole a bottle of Amaretto from my parents place watched the Winter Olympics and blasted Jimmy Eat World on repeat. If you dont like Jimmy Eat World we just gotta fucking kill you man. A true band for the people. Great riffs great melodies humble band great story. If you dont like Jimmy Eat World we just gotta fucking kill you man. A true band for the people. Great riffs great melodies humble band great story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019909953402917202)  2026-02-06T23:03Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Always devastating seeing a dude with girl arm. Ryan Gosling throws a Hail Mary ahead of the next Project Hail Mary trailer this weekend. https://t.co/exBfaO8CD9 Ryan Gosling throws a Hail Mary ahead of the next Project Hail Mary trailer this weekend. https://t.co/exBfaO8CD9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2019933166157308341)  2026-02-07T00:36Z 33.4K followers, 95K engagements


"Im sorrywhat Field FNB Field in Harrisburg Pennsylvania. Home of the Washington Nationals Double-A affiliate Harrisburg Senators. https://t.co/PanzGSYLbT FNB Field in Harrisburg Pennsylvania. Home of the Washington Nationals Double-A affiliate Harrisburg Senators. https://t.co/PanzGSYLbT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/2020308786704261399)  2026-02-08T01:28Z 33.4K followers, 18.9K engagements


"Ellen is called to the witness stand to defend herself against murdering a staffer. She dances the entire way up there causing [--] jury fatsos to also wiggle their shoulders and clap. A mistrial is declared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1291034675729891329)  2020-08-05T15:33Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Wildwood NJ boardwalk t-shirt shops awakened from their unholy slumber with these six words:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1425077116249546756)  2021-08-10T12:50Z 33.6K followers, 18.7K engagements


"Ive caught every kiss the UFC ring girls have blown at the camera since 2013"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1482023765424975879)  2022-01-14T16:16Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I used to crush Coors Lights blast Korns Blind live at Woodstock on repeat and not get any pussy and it was the happiest Ive ever been. As much as I believe pussy is vital to happiness it can be circumvented with the right amount of Korn & Coors Light"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1487583844706435074)  2022-01-30T00:30Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Never sat right with me when John Mellencamp said Suckin on chili dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1515416500361908226)  2022-04-16T19:47Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"I have five years sober today. No coincidence that every aspect of my life got better once I left alcohol cocaine and opiates behind. If anyone is struggling hit me up and Ill listen. Stays between us. ✊😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1518560065460056064)  2022-04-25T11:58Z 33.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Mf got Segurad Someone attacked Dave Chappelle at his show and his security team left that man looking like Mojo JoJo. https://t.co/pna2642x7G Someone attacked Dave Chappelle at his show and his security team left that man looking like Mojo JoJo. https://t.co/pna2642x7G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1521814547174199297)  2022-05-04T11:30Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Never meet your heroes. As soon as I shook this dildos hand his eyes immediately went to my wifes fat tits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1544831222626516992)  2022-07-06T23:50Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Woodstock [--] promoters after not providing adequate food water shade security accommodations or waste disposal: Fred Durst really fucked us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1558619780126588928)  2022-08-14T01:01Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Aaron Rodgers looks like a motivational coke dealer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1563936454564257792)  2022-08-28T17:08Z 33.6K followers, 19.9K engagements


"My new book On Percs is available for pre-sale. I think youll love it. Go to and treat yourself or the pill head you love. https://www.onpercs.com/store https://www.onpercs.com/store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1574717626101661698)  2022-09-27T11:08Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Gave my notice at my job today. Ready to just make more cool shit with the boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1577803539920871427)  2022-10-05T23:30Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"No better feeling than walking through the casino parking garage making eye contact with your kid in your car and mouthing the words "Daddy won" as you flash your winnings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1594380727788994563)  2022-11-20T17:22Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Qatario Kart: Princess Peach is pelted to death with banana peels for driving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1594772644183871488)  2022-11-21T19:20Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Few things energize the collective consciousness like tiddies whipped out in the wild"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1594788092111642624)  2022-11-21T20:21Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"My wife getting some much needed repairs after I blew her back out for making such a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1595875693824450560)  2022-11-24T20:23Z 33.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Jesus A Biden photobomb via the Nantucket Current https://t.co/RDlYmzlbj2 A Biden photobomb via the Nantucket Current https://t.co/RDlYmzlbj2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1596687513069961217)  2022-11-27T02:09Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"If you have a family member wearing a Tweety Bird shirt to your trial you are 100% going to lose that case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1606693499725832192)  2022-12-24T16:49Z 33.6K followers, 202.9K engagements


"Jerking off under a weighted blanket. My delts are gonna be poppin' this Spring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1608123992178847745)  2022-12-28T15:33Z 33.6K followers, 66.7K engagements


"This girl will launch into an inexplicable crying fit a half hour before kickoff and this dude will end up missing the game following her around South Philly as she storms off into the night refusing to tell him whats wrong. A perfect Philly love story https://t.co/uYxqQN4acg A perfect Philly love story https://t.co/uYxqQN4acg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1616950645973458944)  2023-01-22T00:07Z 33.6K followers, 92.5K engagements


"I once opened for Rob Schneider & I said before a show that I wasnt feeling well. When I got offstage he was making me tea in the green room. He also hung around to do a show with local comics just because it was a nice thing to do & made time for everyone that approached him. Every time I saw a wild tweet from Rob Schneider I recall the (recent) time he was bombing so hard opening for Adam Sandler that Adam came on the voice of god mic and said alright buddy thats enough and walked out to take over Every time I saw a wild tweet from Rob Schneider I recall the (recent) time he was bombing so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1620565711692402689)  2023-01-31T23:32Z 33.6K followers, 195.3K engagements


"Tom Brady when his son tells him he wants to be an electrician:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1632076087134941189)  2023-03-04T17:50Z 33.6K followers, 206.8K engagements

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