# ![@marti81_16 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1294741547217498119.png) @marti81_16 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊

𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊 posts on X about in the, twitter, money, keir starmer the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1294741547217498119/interactions)
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- [--] Week [---] +47%
- [--] Month [-----] -74%
- [--] Months [------] -76%
- [--] Year [-------] -84%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1294741547217498119/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1294741547217498119/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] -0.08%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.17%
- [--] Months [-----] +1.30%
- [--] Year [-----] +12%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1294741547217498119/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [money](/topic/money), [keir starmer](/topic/keir-starmer), [murder](/topic/murder), [tiktok](/topic/tiktok), [bbc](/topic/bbc), [oil](/topic/oil), [lyn](/topic/lyn), [day of](/topic/day-of)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"BBC have heard from a reliable source that seconds before Will Smith punched Chris Rock he muttered under his breath Fuck u Boris Johnson and ur wine n cheese brexit lies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1508335721689628672)  2022-03-28T06:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KensingtonHum Bless her shes got her dads good looks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678435988090044424)  2023-07-10T16:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@formerlyPC178E @NJ_Timothy Ah yes I remember those carefree days under Tony Blair and Labour when we could all leave our front doors open and everyone queued up in an orderly manner to get on buses and the tube. The driver would also doff his cap and occasionally say cor blimey governor "  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678809772982714368)  2023-07-11T16:53Z [----] followers, 72.4K engagements


"@Jw56012025 @NotSorrySami @sophieheloiset I bet I dont 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1681738051947470853)  2023-07-19T18:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 @vickanddave72 Morning bloke just seeing this. Wat u got planned today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1692849708274761842)  2023-08-19T10:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_Derrygirl Where do u fly into Is that airport still at Knock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1708035478950199299)  2023-09-30T08:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. October 1st. Hope u all remembered to put ur clocks back [--] hour last night. Also did anyone wake greenday up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1708372040590262589)  2023-10-01T06:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Good morning twitfucks. Its Sunday the day of rest so put ur feet up no housework no cooking watch tv n chill. Let ur missus do all that for a change after all u are the head of the household 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1726172725826486555)  2023-11-19T09:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@janey_wayney13 Moi No sugar in mine pls 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1726177228352831525)  2023-11-19T09:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Jessrocks71 Happy birthday for yesterday Jess. Hope u had a brilliant day. Massive hugs sent 🥰🥰❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1726350501502202179)  2023-11-19T21:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BournemouthCha1 Well ur pic brightened up my end 😉😉😂😂 Morning gorgeous 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1726528161448640784)  2023-11-20T09:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Do ur thing twitter. Need a name for this cunt. Caught on CCTV stealing my bike 😡😡😡😡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1726551626197143685)  2023-11-20T10:42Z [----] followers, 147.5K engagements


"@TarradiddleMan What is the world coming to 😤😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727223038578511946)  2023-11-22T07:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@goodkingpativ Ha-Ha street😂😂 And Amen corner. Wondered where the band got their name 😂😂 Morning Pat 💪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727225100431413616)  2023-11-22T07:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Aw bless ya cant beat a bacon butty to start the day. Are the mocks stressing her or is she one of those that nothing fazes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727226667838627949)  2023-11-22T07:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 😂😂😂. Ah yes Fortnite the stress ball of the teens 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727238249574543743)  2023-11-22T08:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Perhaps shes just excitable bout maths 🤷♂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727239017048232163)  2023-11-22T08:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Maths n Fortnite what a combo 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727240488585949647)  2023-11-22T08:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Bedtime for me. They say every day is a school day and today Ive found out that oxygen contains no calories and is vegan friendly 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Just fuck the fuck off. Night night xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727812223274274917)  2023-11-23T22:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NotSorrySami If it does Ill never breathe oxygen again 😂🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727818517406261749)  2023-11-23T22:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. The last day of my ex stopping here and I gotta say its been a bit of an eye opener for me. I mean I had totally forgotten there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge till she reminded me. Roll on tonight. Play nice people xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1727946934155940031)  2023-11-24T07:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@KimberleyJayne4 Not that ur bragging or anything 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1728330655065575645)  2023-11-25T08:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JustStop_Oil Gonna be passed round the cells like a tin of roses at Xmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1728431183803850827)  2023-11-25T15:11Z [----] followers, 13.6K engagements


"Morning twitfucks A happy Sunday to u all. In a world full of shit sometimes being the andrex isnt the best job but somebody gotta do it. Play nice xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1728695168935563603)  2023-11-26T08:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Thats good did she stay for cake or rush back to Fortnite 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1729039442407809524)  2023-11-27T07:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 😳😳😳😳. Im impressed 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1729039848265416959)  2023-11-27T07:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Is he a he tho did he have pronouns Please tell me he has pronouns 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1729059617597235589)  2023-11-27T08:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Lisaloveslace @Luce_j83 I need closure. What flavour was the soup Did he have bread So many unanswered questions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1729429649799721367)  2023-11-28T09:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Having watched some footage of the Tommy Robinson arrest at the weekend and as much as it may appear heavy handed it should be noted that it was obviously the Met Bring a child to work day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1729576040769437861)  2023-11-28T19:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Good morning my twitfucks. So 1st December arrives and so begins the season of wishing everyone peace n joy on the tl whilst doubling up on calling them a cunt in group chat. A massive happy birthday to my sexy mates @WelshBitch6996 @emma_benfield Penis pix sent later 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1730483885585178925)  2023-12-01T07:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SharonMack82795 U have always been my twitter favourite Sharon 😂🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1730892586355671248)  2023-12-02T10:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RichardJMurphy So hang on If this was all down to Thatcher what did Blair do during his ten year tenure to negate it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1731320554538340697)  2023-12-03T14:32Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements


"Somerset woman died as carers could not speak English to [---] team - BBC News This 😡😡😡 Fucking disgusting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1732056594110652808)  2023-12-05T15:17Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements


"Morning twitfucks. Sometimes a random pic pops up on ur phone that can make u smile others make u cry. This popped up this morning and made me do both. Had to share ❤ Enjoy ur day. xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1733024828217594233)  2023-12-08T07:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@sueranson Hey Sue 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1733048658063462440)  2023-12-08T08:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@sueranson All good Sue. Hows the 🐶 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1733049361922146675)  2023-12-08T09:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@sueranson Im sure Covid will be forgotten about come bedtime 26th dec 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1733058457132044639)  2023-12-08T09:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@goodkingpativ Wise decision 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1733782653365588386)  2023-12-10T09:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 A mate of mine used to say that money cant buy u happiness but Id rather be miserable in the back of a rolls Royce than a bus stop 😂😂 Morning geezer 💪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1734105466756583812)  2023-12-11T06:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yep this was Saturday night 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1734268911334375677)  2023-12-11T17:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Twitter really is a fucking depressing place today. I dont give a fuck if Farage came 3rd in a TV show. I give less of a fuck that Lineker has an opinion on Rwanda. And not a splinter of fuck about the Covid fucking farce enquiry. Fuck me chill. Night night xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1734321128540176793)  2023-12-11T21:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Good morning my little bunch of twitfucks happy Sunday and Xmas Eve. Please look after yourself both mentally and physically over the coming period. Dont stress or overspend. In a months time you want memories not headache and debt. Also spare a thought for ur kidneys. Remember to treat them to the occasional flush out. I want to wish you all a happy healthy stress free Xmas time and thank you for ur interactions thru the year. I hope Santa will be kind to u all tonight. xx 🎅🎅🙏🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1738832463844057576)  2023-12-24T08:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@roy_beecham Morning Roy I bet ur off to Victorias Secret for a bit of last minute shopping for Mrs B 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1738836021838496156)  2023-12-24T08:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotSorrySami Wait what u mean its only social media 😱😱😱"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1739968732817211696)  2023-12-27T11:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_vxmpyyr My own body weight in turkey ham lamb and chocolates probably twice over 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740381335233970253)  2023-12-28T14:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@SharonMack82795 Just looked at ur pic Sharon thought u had been arrested 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1740430888465309730)  2023-12-28T17:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BeauJangle2023 U love every day 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1740691391389548651)  2023-12-29T11:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ialsodrinktea (Terms and conditions apply offer subject to status limited to [--] per person)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1741172430062719260)  2023-12-30T19:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SandyofSuffolk Happy birthday 🎉🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1741384244109209702)  2023-12-31T09:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jessphillips Perhaps ask ur local NHS Trust to sack a few diversity managers and employ a few more cleaners then. Didnt realise any government was in charge of individual hospital staffing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1741474434244809182)  2023-12-31T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AlsyDaBass Morning rock star. Howd it go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1741765409605333302)  2024-01-01T10:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KimLunn7 All u receptionists have a secret handshake Im sure of it 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1742121630103429272)  2024-01-02T09:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotSorrySami @boywonder012345 @sophieheloiset One of the crew in Congo sent me a pic of his new ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1742179820241359330)  2024-01-02T13:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Breaking news in the Jeffery Epstein case is that the first six significant British names are:- Pugh Pugh Barney mcGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grub. More to follow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1742701401111757179)  2024-01-04T00:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Morning Twitfucks. If u thought yesterday was bad wait till today Start ur day in a good mood then check ur bank balance 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1742808948430741812)  2024-01-04T07:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sueranson Proper good Sue. Its on Apple TV. Bout an MI5 office where all the no hopers are sent. Gary Oldman is the boss and hes rare 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742895509956624485)  2024-01-04T13:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@BazzaG14 @NotSorrySami @sophieheloiset Excuse me any chance u lot can fuck off my tl. The bloke I employ to run my social media is complaining bout too many notifications. And for the record I have never employed anyone called Tarquin. My manservant Julian would never allow it. 😤😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743169329766519194)  2024-01-05T07:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"So:- Whats all this twerking lark then Arses are meant to be squeezed and spanked not bounced up n down across the room like a fuckin demented jelly. And while I think bout it hash browns. Who the fuck decided they were part of a full English eh Fried bread Thats what the American fucking abomination replaced good old fashioned proper fried bread . Well hang ur head in shame if u do this fuckin unpatriotic thats what it is😤. Oh and air ambulances. Why do they paint them bright red or yellow Is that so all the other helicopters in the sky get out of their way or so that when they come in to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1743226733019422935)  2024-01-05T11:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@NotSorrySami @sophieheloiset @BazzaG14 @MLovetube2 Do u lot just wait till I go out then pile in a million notifications I stand by my original opinion croc wearers should be put in stocks and pelted with dirty socks 🤮🤮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1743922745379819825)  2024-01-07T09:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Check out Moore Wellness's video #TikTok @em_lou_G Didnt u suffer a while back Get ur broom out 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1743943330382111202)  2024-01-07T10:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotSorrySami It shuts at 8:30pm 😂😂😂😂. Yea been a great day still out tbh 🙄😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1744074566907867501)  2024-01-07T19:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@zarahsultana Which part of Coventry South did this happen in (do u remember that place ur constituency)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744711038983909718)  2024-01-09T13:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@roy_beecham Gotta love a bit of bulley Roy 😂😂😂 Morning bloke. Hot toddy for brekkie today 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1744994338344411352)  2024-01-10T08:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitdribbles. [--] years ago today my beautiful daughter was born. The [--] years we had with her were the best ever but Id gladly trade my last breath to be called silly daddy once more. But as a teenager I guess we would have argued more than laughed. Ill never know 😢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1746450742041256354)  2024-01-14T08:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Bella136Kate Some days well most tbh shes my happy place always will be ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1746550307046248658)  2024-01-14T15:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Juicylu14 My spunk has been very bubbly the last few weeks tbh. Im worried Ive got a windy penis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1746794376808841419)  2024-01-15T07:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So: Found another product I reviewed on Amazon. This time for Gorilla glue a very useful sticky substance 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1747230802226639011)  2024-01-16T12:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Purchased a new fruit bowl for the kitchen prior to Xmas. Not to everyones taste but I like it and thats all that matters. Obviously I had to write an Amazon review giving my honest opinion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1747941870724886770)  2024-01-18T11:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AlsyDaBass It depends on ur level of boredom tbh 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747956927093448769)  2024-01-18T12:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@hossack_phil Im surprised Im not blocked tbh 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1747962972675211391)  2024-01-18T12:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@brokkenbat18 Cheers Fink but Im no good at cooking stuff in any type of pan 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1751969867694047377)  2024-01-29T14:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotSorrySami Pic even has ur cum face 🤷♂(allegedly)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752012257590927610)  2024-01-29T16:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Jw56012025 Sounds like a plan and possibly one of the best offers Ive had tonight 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752100283323191482)  2024-01-29T22:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Helenc93424701 Ill be a lot better when villa get [--] points tonight tbh 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752254558682718222)  2024-01-30T08:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"One of my DILs bought a pair of reebok trainers on my Amazon account. Yep of course I left a review 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752315184641646865)  2024-01-30T12:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@waspboro1 Not u u havent blocked me on here and how could I and tbh anyone else on that bus forget our memorable night 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752586294893363486)  2024-01-31T06:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. Bit reflective today. If u love something set it free. If it comes back its urs; If it doesnt it never was. And if it just sits there on the sofa watching TV and unaware u set it free u prob married it or gave birth to it. Play nice xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752950033282945451)  2024-02-01T07:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Morning gorgeous 🥰🥰. Any plan for the weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752957428327456777)  2024-02-01T07:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Prom dress shopping😂😂😂. Like whens the prom bout June time 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752967303304458500)  2024-02-01T08:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Well thats true. I think my teachers had one hell of a party that night 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1752985058904879218)  2024-02-01T09:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AnnJohn30914404 @RichardBurgon @Imran_HussainMP Im surprised he hasnt suggested a windfall tax to finance it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1753032280870690976)  2024-02-01T12:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Done for now. Sick of seeing multiculturalism politics and sexual fetishisation fantasies bordering on mental health issues. Its fucking Saturday night. Just chill. Night night all x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1753898590412386588)  2024-02-03T21:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@paulabearthe2nd Aint that the truth 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1754594004564324427)  2024-02-05T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@roy_beecham Wedded bliss Roy🎉🎉💪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1755143848798335469)  2024-02-07T08:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 New day innit 🤷♂. I mean its Monday what could possibly go wrong 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756971247265612107)  2024-02-12T09:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 😂😂😂😂😂. So tell the youngest to wear a shower curtain to the prom 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756984629632880732)  2024-02-12T10:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 Can u imagine 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756985266558972029)  2024-02-12T10:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 That seems perfectly reasonable to me. I mean thats only [---] per shoe. Total bargain 🎉🎉🎉 (Im guessing they aint from primark) 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756987894445617591)  2024-02-12T10:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 How sad is it that the clothes u had ur best nights in are now classed as vintage 😂😂😂😂. I bet nothing is safe in ur wardrobe when they are both at home and bored 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756991047241023508)  2024-02-12T10:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 If the cap fits Helen 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756994844235346263)  2024-02-12T10:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 Yea yea let me guess primark pjs 😂😂😂. All [--] of my DILs swear by them 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1756997464442216780)  2024-02-12T11:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @linnylou48 Ive only got the dog to keep me company in the loo now. God anyone reading this convo and not knowing bout poo buddies will be thinking wtf 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1757008886798614755)  2024-02-12T11:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Labour withdraws support for Rochdale candidate - BBC News The flip flop party flip flops again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1757135306241794089)  2024-02-12T20:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RobertLindsay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1757159064704815605)  2024-02-12T21:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sir Keir Starmer has issued an urgent statement regarding Azar Ali and the Labour Party. Sir Keir has stated that although he could forgive the antisemitism it was now impossible to support Mr Ali as new information has come to light that he once misgendered a lamppost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1757304983966425545)  2024-02-13T07:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@jammzin Not a fave of mine Jam 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1757373730097963178)  2024-02-13T11:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Zara someone who sought sanctuary in this country tells us how disgusting we are and Muslims will not integrate with us; spreading her message via the internet which ironically as a good Muslim woman she wouldnt have been allowed to use 🤷♂ Native British dressed inappropriately in public Assimilate and integrate into British culture #Britain #Uk #Islam #Muslim https://t.co/LAnEfVYCYT Native British dressed inappropriately in public Assimilate and integrate into British culture #Britain #Uk #Islam #Muslim https://t.co/LAnEfVYCYT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1758169640365171003)  2024-02-15T16:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I honestly laughed too much at this. Labour really excelled themselves this time 😂😂😂😂😂 Labour's Damien Egan hugs his husband Yossi Felberbaum after being declared MP for Kingswood. 📸PA https://t.co/ogcUQ85yQa Labour's Damien Egan hugs his husband Yossi Felberbaum after being declared MP for Kingswood. 📸PA https://t.co/ogcUQ85yQa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1758543844486898066)  2024-02-16T17:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@UncleAda8420 Ive tried monetising fuck offs but the scheme failed 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1759161098610053622)  2024-02-18T10:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So my day went like this:- My GP (who is also a mate) spent many many minutes taking the piss because one of the consultants has asked him to refer me for oxygen therapy including a short course to show me how to use oxygen at home fit a mask handle cylinders etc. IYKUK 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1759989304686682241)  2024-02-20T17:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@wendi9536653198 Spend [--] days at seabed pressure. Bloods & cells fully saturated helium/oxygen with no trace of nitrogen. Just decompress once at the end of a [--] day shift. Takes roughly [--] days on decompression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1760242251026829489)  2024-02-21T09:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitwhores. Keir Starmer has denied meeting with the Speaker Lynsay Hoyle yesterday and to prove his innocence in the matter he has offered to have it fully investigated by the Chief Constable at Durham police 👍 Morning fuckers have a good one 🫵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1760559219546157357)  2024-02-22T06:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jessphillips Whats the story behind Nick Brown then Jess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1761347734836068782)  2024-02-24T11:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RichardBurgon A phobia is an irrational fear. Theres nothing irrational about being afraid of Islam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1761489051385741498)  2024-02-24T20:31Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements


"Look say what u want about Lee Anderson but at least he has never sucked Ed Balls off.(allegedly). Lee Andersons words about Sadiq Khan are blatant Islamophobia. This is inflammatory racism & it is deliberate. The Tories must not play games with this. It is too serious. Rishi Sunak must act. Lee Andersons words about Sadiq Khan are blatant Islamophobia. This is inflammatory racism & it is deliberate. The Tories must not play games with this. It is too serious. Rishi Sunak must act"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1761503269392699609)  2024-02-24T21:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GriffinMilitary Didnt Peugeot bring out a car that looked like that It was also hard on the eye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1762115283303424401)  2024-02-26T13:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@YcmiYcmiu @PaulBrandITV Sounds like a compilation album from the 90s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1762471871239369130)  2024-02-27T13:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BazzaG14 Morning Big bad Bazza. Looking very dapper in ur new pic 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1762744557169430579)  2024-02-28T07:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@edmcadam16 Yea Im up to date on kin. Proper gritty series 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1762867695840633103)  2024-02-28T15:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Dunno bout u but for me twitter is getting shit. What happened to laughs Might give it a swerve for a while. All we gonna read tomorrow is Rochdale ffs. Night night xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1763318890388488521)  2024-02-29T21:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bicycle mechanic AND Astrophysics graduate. Hows that degree working out for ya Tez Fuck me get in the bin. 🦺 Tez Burns [--] is a bicycle mechanic and astrophysics graduate from Swansea. 🧡 "We are here today glued to these gates to stop injustice happening. This is supposed to be a house of justice that belongs to the public and unjust legislation is being passed." https://t.co/Z7hmv7bAjx 🦺 Tez Burns [--] is a bicycle mechanic and astrophysics graduate from Swansea. 🧡 "We are here today glued to these gates to stop injustice happening. This is supposed to be a house of justice that belongs to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1765371751758786583)  2024-03-06T13:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Beetlegeuse57 She was [--] [--] of total legend 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1766746334067896507)  2024-03-10T08:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TaMaraPhoto3 Happy birthday u gorgeous human 🥰🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1768183238307074303)  2024-03-14T07:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitwhores Last night I was watching the television and Lenny Henry was showing the viewers around a building project with a new straw roof and mud walls. Although the windows were not glazed they did have netting to prevent flies and mosquitos getting in. The large number of black people present were particularly impressed by the fresh water coming from a standpipe in the middle of the room. I must say that the standard of Premier Inns has gone down a little. (Waits for the permanently offended to report)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1768184269917090109)  2024-03-14T07:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Pfizer_Dept01 Hey stranger 👋"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1768231550846431410)  2024-03-14T11:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitwhores. I was pleased to see this online today from Catherine Princess of Wales Ending all speculation about her health by publishing a pic of her and William taken this morning in the garden at Kensington Palace. I hope this puts the matter to rest 🙄😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1768919317624619290)  2024-03-16T08:36Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @D_Fens_Ghost Its a big thumbs up on my wipe-o-meter 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1770768928328859866)  2024-03-21T11:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 @D_Fens_Ghost Brilliant one on Amazon tho 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1770769915026280611)  2024-03-21T11:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Morning fuckers. I could stay awake just to watch u breathing watch u smile while u are sleeping Aerosmith = romantic. Me = restraining order. Try to smile at a stranger today it scares the shit out of them. Play nice 🥰🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1772522639984144536)  2024-03-26T07:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"In the US Baltimore police are currently questioning the bridge crew of the container ship to find out who was steering at the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1772615497181167942)  2024-03-26T13:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just saw this about Kate Garraways hub 💀. Shit when did this happen They kept that quiet didnt they. #ThisMorning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1772952808486031402)  2024-03-27T11:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Get in 🎉🎉🎉🎉. Doing good then H 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1773647542598676792)  2024-03-29T09:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Gotta love a good Shakespeare quote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1776597495809753159)  2024-04-06T13:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Long term observation from Twitter relates to an old but true saying. The friend of my enemy is also my enemy. And when u step away from here for a few days then see who ur friends have convos with even tho they have slagged them off in dms it really makes u wonder. But its only social media I wouldnt want or class them as friends in real life. Rant over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1779422206298034428)  2024-04-14T08:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@KathyRobinsonPR Bruce Willis would be screwed up 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1779424097119666301)  2024-04-14T08:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotSorrySami Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎉🎉🎂🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1780474781604667616)  2024-04-17T05:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"More than 50% of the pupils at that school are Muslim. Do ur research Judy ffs. #loosewomen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1780560531465642199)  2024-04-17T11:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Morning twitfucks happy Friday. Just remember that a relationship is all about finding the right person to spend ur life with so u can totally ignore them and chat shit on social media instead 👍 Have a Friday u can be proud of 💪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1781205080277938300)  2024-04-19T06:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Morning all 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1781931485395648576)  2024-04-21T06:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@wakeupmummy Oh right 🙄. Usual Twitter stuff then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1782357585078743095)  2024-04-22T10:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@roy_beecham Same. Coming back from Norway there were a few snifflers on board who love projectile sneezing. Im gonna hunt them down 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1783381242802499928)  2024-04-25T06:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just been proper ripped off by Makkies on Stroud Rd. Only had a smoothie (3:75) in drive thru paid contactless checked mini statement (below) charged 11:52. I dont like wasting my money 😤😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1784194062293057882)  2024-04-27T12:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"So far on TV in [----] we have suffered the daily doom gloom and fall out from war see men pretending to be women being taken seriously been bombarded with local elections and the prospect of a general election in Autumn and following from that when the year is drawing to a close Ive just heard we got Gavin & Stacey starring fatfuck Corden back for a Xmas special. [----] really does hate us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1786374247046062563)  2024-05-03T12:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@wendi9536653198 Happy birthday for yesterday 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1786716817878061400)  2024-05-04T11:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. Had a couple of quiet days this week so sat down n put the final touches to my funeral. Not gonna be a massive affair cremation some ashes buried with my daughter some will be taken [---] mtrs under water n released there. Planning it tho reminded me of the chaos death leaves. I remember arranging my daughters funeral. At a time when u are stressed to the limit heartbroken u have to answer some very clinical questions. Going thru it again in my mind pushed a few sad buttons even after the years have gone by. So I planned mine typed it up every single detail. Forms filled in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1787027612549644439)  2024-05-05T07:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 Theres gotta be cheese but not that faffy stuff. Proper strong cheek sucking mature stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1787058608934457402)  2024-05-05T09:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Rose_of_Lancs I like to have these things organised Rose. 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1787209121369932148)  2024-05-05T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Thank you for trying lads sorry it was in vain 🫡 VE Day [----]. Europe has fallen 🥺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1788146407871775039)  2024-05-08T09:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@beau_jangle21 Yea it gives me tingly lips. Cant even eat tiger bread ffs 😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1788476710729470306)  2024-05-09T07:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Benjamin bad news from Sweden. They are booing us in the Eurovision Song Contest. Shit . Stop bombing Gaza immediately. We must preserve the Eurovision protocol at all costs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1788501792512200865)  2024-05-09T09:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@vickyallover Im sorry thats not possible she was [--] five minutes ago. Happy birthday R 🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1788556586744459484)  2024-05-09T13:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@sophieheloiset Get u and ur back to nature efforts. U bought a hive yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1788995572025721008)  2024-05-10T18:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AngryKim3 @James_CrBS7 The bloke I was replying to ffs 🙄🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1789382939987300626)  2024-05-11T19:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@sophieheloiset Havent u got ur Bentley any more Poor u 😢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1789604792093868436)  2024-05-12T10:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. Remember the last couple of days when u thought it was a good idea to have a bottle or [--] stop up all night watching the northern lights ordering ridiculous takeaways and not giving a fuck Well its Monday now or as some call it payback 😂😂 Love sent xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1789901431497019901)  2024-05-13T06:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Nice healthy lunch for me 😋😋"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1789984455009984984)  2024-05-13T11:42Z [----] followers, 22.9K engagements


"@AndrewWrigley01 I like my apple raw ta 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1790031075269280028)  2024-05-13T14:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Today has been a day full of difficult decisions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1790088819405992424)  2024-05-13T18:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@sophieheloiset Is Greggs posh enough for u Soph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1790100413871432145)  2024-05-13T19:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks happy Wednesday. Its a shame the tradition of hump day has died out a bit. I used to enjoy seeing the collection of cellulite on here . Anyway thought for the day: Money cant buy u happiness but it does buy a much nicer kind of misery. Play nice xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1790626946222604412)  2024-05-15T06:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just a reminder ladies that regardless of how good it looks if you got pierced nipples or a pierced clit Its like chewing a bunch of old keys. Just saying 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1791429698959884767)  2024-05-17T11:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ANDIBABY8 Happy birthday u sexy momma 🥰🥰🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1791556408158138718)  2024-05-17T19:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven (Official Video) via @YouTube 🎶Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven Would it be the same If I saw you in heaven I must be strong And carry on 'Cause I know I don't belong Here in heaven 🎶 Night night xx https://youtu.be/JxPj3GAYYZ0si=jMlm4IxRJKRJGSqd https://youtu.be/JxPj3GAYYZ0si=jMlm4IxRJKRJGSqd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1791569062570451134)  2024-05-17T20:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Today our veterans took pride of place on beaches in France which [--] years ago they fought with guns and bombs to take control to repel an advancing invading army. Ironically beaches in northern France today have an army of men fighting with pens determined to open up this invasion route once more. The brave will not have died in vain. We will remember them. Night night xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1798828564189728997)  2024-06-06T21:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MakeItAQuote @roversfan999 @deletemyquote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1798988469601218649)  2024-06-07T08:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning fuckers. So:- Sunak went home from D-day celebrations early As ex forces can I just say I dont care. The day wasnt about politicians. Politicians by n large are the cunts that get us into war and walk away but then feel the need to attend celebrations like this. None of u were welcome. The King was there the current boss and I guess to the veterans there thats all that mattered. They were probably bemused by the fact that an Asian guy in a snazzy suit actually became PM or that the other bloke kept telling them that he knew what war was like coz his dad was a toolmaker. It was meant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1799333736107979136)  2024-06-08T06:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sad to hear of the passing of TV celebrity doctor Michael Mosley However Both Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak have pledged [--] more TV celebrity doctors to replace him if they are elected"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1800056156691251614)  2024-06-10T06:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. This tweet is educational as I shall be explaining trans women by using cars so blokes understand it. The bottom pic is a Ferrari F40 a thing of beauty (the woman). The other [--] pix are how some trans blokes think a Ferrari F40 is made. I hope this clarifies the subject. Follow me for more educational tweets 👍👍 (I can feel the blocks being made as I type) 🤷♂🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1800412314761363618)  2024-06-11T06:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@goodkingpativ Pork pie 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1800418540962341080)  2024-06-11T06:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Everyone knows Im not a fan of the BBC but this is exceptional even by their standards. Reporting on the European elections they manage to squeeze in the words Hard right France government Olympic Games World war [--] and Nazi Germany all into a [--] second clip 👏👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1800513022303392099)  2024-06-11T12:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@lynlittlelion BBC innit 🤷♂. Anything right of Graham Norton is a Far right thug 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1800559027463520284)  2024-06-11T16:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I see the lefty cunts who are up in arms about the police decision to attempt killing a runaway cow are strangely quiet about the annual Eid-al-Adha festival happening now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1802409681823891565)  2024-06-16T18:35Z [----] followers, 324.6K engagements


"@the_womble91023 That particular pic is library footage taken in Gaza City"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1802432799019790703)  2024-06-16T20:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@mssassysally Uk -Perth Australia - Vancouver- Houston - uk - Vancouver again - uk. Been a busy [--] weeks 😢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1802812174642839578)  2024-06-17T21:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 Gotta grab it before my looks fade.oh shit 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1802961855754756584)  2024-06-18T07:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@LSentric @LoonyLobster That pic is a stock footage pic taken in Gaza. The practice of sacrifice is also widespread in the UK (both legally and otherwise). Google the event"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1803080078558917084)  2024-06-18T14:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Good morning twitfucks. Purposely only having small doses on here atm. Im not interested who u vote for Im not really interested if u think one bloke is a god and the rest are cunts. I just know that on 5th July nothing will change and same by 5th July 2025/26/27 regardless. Im gutted no one has promised free internet this time tho that was amusing. Whoever gets in will spend the next [--] years telling us they cant change things overnight and will need at least [--] terms in government to see change. These are not politicians they are not your friend; they are at best shitty time share salesmen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1804430745370329332)  2024-06-22T08:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. Nice chilled lunch planned with the ex today what could possibly go wrong 🤔. Had a good chat last night with @NotSorrySami but was kinda ruined when she said she was chilling in the bath then sent me a pic. I will never close my eyes again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1804779065989120445)  2024-06-23T07:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@AlsyDaBass @NotSorrySami Morning geezer whats ur Sunday plans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1804786380779696209)  2024-06-23T07:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks Another week of election filled timelines. Have u noticed that the people who are now political experts are the same ones who were medical experts during covid and climate experts when it suits. I have a special name for these people. Cunts. Play nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1805123959987331312)  2024-06-24T06:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@paulabearthe2nd And gender experts 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1805139290600436191)  2024-06-24T07:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotSorrySami Is that like when the Met was looking for the acid bloke in the river and found another [--] bodies 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1805650489595277385)  2024-06-25T17:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@everett_michele Dont kid urself u could still get into trouble if u were in a locked room by urself in the middle of Antarctica 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1805898077737218287)  2024-06-26T09:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Been a while since I done one of these 👋👋👋"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1806033791540142343)  2024-06-26T18:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 Always towards the tip of my pile for advice 👍👍👍 well depending on the time of day. Apples n politics do not mix 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1807004306580570160)  2024-06-29T10:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 U dont half get around dont ya 😂😂😂. No joking nic u know my policy on mixing and when I phoned the lads this morning bout how many have been invited they said well u dont have to come u can stay in ur room😂😂😂. Ive been grounded in my own house 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1807308620356329596)  2024-06-30T07:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Early night for me tired but Couple of years back sitting at work and feeling a lot down bout life in general I wrote myself [--] rules which I have tried to stick to ever since. Trust me They work. Night night xx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1807866769845150152)  2024-07-01T20:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Juicylu14 Happy birthday 🎉🎉🎈🎁🥳🎉🎈🎁🎁🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1808429339714736292)  2024-07-03T09:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A very happy birthday to one of my best friends on here the one and only @sophieheloiset One of the funniest most intelligent interesting people ever to have graced X with her views and opinions. And from a personal POV she loves me to call her babe in bed and loves bum fun🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1811280337818767583)  2024-07-11T06:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DAaronovitch Was it a jokey murder u wanted Not like a serious one Perhaps murdered by clowns I hope u become untouchable in media circles now an outcast. What goes around comes around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1812380375399723346)  2024-07-14T06:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@William62569896 Bad aint it Bill. Can u get Kane n Southgate a job Take Foden as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1812894344543891581)  2024-07-15T16:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NicJenkins6 What is this rain u speak of Its tropical here 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1813474241871851631)  2024-07-17T07:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"its getting interesting now as the hunt for the next England manager hots up. Im in favour of appointing Jrgen Klopp for a reasons. Hes a good manager But and more importantly Can u imagine the amount of tears shed by the Scouse not English arseholes if it happens🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1813554302675480591)  2024-07-17T12:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ArchRose90 I bet hes gonna be praying for oil based lubricants by this time next week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1813956002699792573)  2024-07-18T15:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Check out Disney Jr.'s video #TikTok Its you 😂😂😂 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGenfbPK7/ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGenfbPK7/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1814641459426975816)  2024-07-20T12:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Always knew u were posh 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1815707811252191709)  2024-07-23T11:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AudaciousB1onde Happy birthday u fabulous weirdo 🥰🥰🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1818249727361667336)  2024-07-30T11:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@originalMarWren Im doing ok Ju like the waves up n down 😂😂. U 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1818289326079316219)  2024-07-30T14:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning twitfucks. Pleased to see the Team GB women won a gold medal in rowing yesterday. Mind u hardly surprising coz its the same basic action as ironing 🤷♂. Just remember today that love is like a fart if u have to force it its probably shit 👍👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1818901984109326647)  2024-08-01T06:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@AlsyDaBass @Keir_Starmer Good morning fellow far right thug. Ive just walked my far right dog and later today Ive got a meeting with my far right accountant to pay my far right taxes. 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1819627693433933836)  2024-08-03T06:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlsyDaBass @Keir_Starmer The only far right advice I shall give u today is to remember to keep left on the roads. Viva la rebellion 👊👊 (Vauxhall viva)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1819629694888624481)  2024-08-03T07:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KimLunn7 I love how u say probably about the beer garden 😂😂 Morning Kim 🥰🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1819641259327181156)  2024-08-03T07:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@em_lou_G Morning far right thug Em 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1820007080373162204)  2024-08-04T08:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@helen_spirit1 Sounds like a proper weekend 🍾🍾🍾🎉🎉🎉🎉 love it. My weekend sadly has been a bit of a trough health wise so its been spent sitting quietly on the sofa shouting obscenities at the olympics and Keir Starmer not necessarily in that order 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1820009319804342423)  2024-08-04T08:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So are u suggesting the current DPP isnt up to the job That the current DPP will allow the prime minister to influence him because I always that the law was above politics so anyone including the leader of the Labour Party trying to dictate their policy or influence the DPP would be wrong 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1820027736611537374)  2024-08-04T09:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jessphillips So the knives the pub being smashed up the white guy being beaten up etc were all in fact the fault of the far right. Im bloody glad u cleared that up Jess for a minute then I thought it was the fault of Muslim gangs 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1820721026394693975)  2024-08-06T07:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jessphillips Aww bless they were also visited by lots of not so lovely community also but lets blame far right 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1820762915856658445)  2024-08-06T10:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Good morning twitfucks As u start your day please just remember Not all brown people are bad and not all white people are good. Now breathe deeply and get on with ur day to day life. Stress can cloud your judgement. Think before u speak. And most importantly Play nice 👌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1821071107769680273)  2024-08-07T06:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Based on two videos today from different Police forces within our fair isle It appears that the traditional Bobby greeting of Hello hello hello has now been replaced with As-salamu alaykum and this kinda saddens me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1821190480635306326)  2024-08-07T14:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mssassysally Bad aint it Sal 😡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/marti81_16/status/1821200872019247575)  2024-08-07T15:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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