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# ![@laserboat999 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1379611684445114371.png) @laserboat999 donald boat

donald boat posts on X about york, handy, cave, tanks the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/interactions)
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- X Week XXXXXXXXX +139%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +98%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +259%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/posts_active)
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- X Week XX -XX%
- X Month XXX -XX%
- X Months XXX +74%
- X Year XXX +411%

### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/followers)
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- X Week XXXXXXX +0.54%
- X Month XXXXXXX +2.60%
- X Months XXXXXXX +19%
- X Year XXXXXXX +43%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  XXXX% [stocks](/list/stocks)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[york](/topic/york) 0.88%, [handy](/topic/handy) 0.44%, [cave](/topic/cave) 0.44%, [tanks](/topic/tanks) 0.44%, [city of](/topic/city-of) 0.44%, [white house](/topic/white-house) 0.44%, [france](/topic/france) 0.44%, [soundcloud](/topic/soundcloud) 0.44%, [underground](/topic/underground) 0.44%, [sony](/topic/sony) XXXX%

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**Top assets mentioned**
[Salesforce Inc (CRM)](/topic/salesforce)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Guy at a bar last night gave me The Device. I asked what it does. He said Dont worry about it. Its good to have The Device on you at all times. It may come in handy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1969536277994488169) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-09-20T22:56Z 116.3K followers, 160.9K engagements


"Substack writer: I wrote about the gnashing maw of technocapital hyperdubai and the wet chocolatey interior of plape stage capitalism Cave writer:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1973623493926531089) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-02T05:38Z 116.3K followers, 142K engagements


"Technology people on here are obsessed with the concepts of "ESOTERIC" and "SCHIZO" (rendered completely meaningless by their usage) because they REALLY BORING and have NOTHING GOING ON and think that SAYING THESE THINGS makes you AUTOMATICALLY COOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1974185625604796578) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-03T18:51Z 116.3K followers, 39.5K engagements


"The best part about the Battlefield games isnt the tanks the shooting the rockets. The best part is going prone in a tiny place and becoming a beautiful secret that absolutely nobody knows about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978285410762518676) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T02:22Z 116.3K followers, 48.6K engagements


"I wouldn't worry about it if I were you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978931169380175898) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-16T21:08Z 116.3K followers, 112.4K engagements


"Noticing things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1973277707468472507) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-01T06:44Z 116.3K followers, 218.8K engagements


"Dude I remember you from Uruk. The great-walled city of Uruk do you remember All those years ago Do you remember Uruk's great walls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1973909775433019725) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-03T00:35Z 116.3K followers, 172.3K engagements


"My first move in the white house will be to issue totally ceremonial exceedingly baroque sabers epaulette & revolvers to garbagemen postal workers and train conductors. IRS agents will get a scepter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978246855772291195) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-14T23:49Z 116.3K followers, 23.5K engagements


"Don't worry. I'm on the way to sort this out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978250923576045965) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T00:05Z 116.3K followers, 23.2K engagements


"I need $XXX million dollars to make my bob dylan MMO everybody plays a different bob there's an infinitely expanding class tree with a limitless variety of bobs to spec into. You can end up as an orthodox priest or a communist guerrilla. You can even soundcloud rap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978261548448497804) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T00:48Z 116.3K followers, 65.8K engagements


"The Free Press might be the only media organization in history that's exclusively composed of people (both male and female) that have constructed at least one elaborate sexual fantasy featuring Bill Maher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978272417265983646) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T01:31Z 116.3K followers, 12.1K engagements


"I am selling my Velvet Underground biopic for the low price of $95000 @DisneyPlus @WarnerBros @UniversalPics @ParamountPics @Sony @A24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979373101168365647) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-18T02:24Z 116.3K followers, 12.3K engagements


"I have traded the very last rice bag (Previously under the car seat discovered recently) for exactly one cup of tea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1969954290925228277) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-09-22T02:37Z 116.2K followers, 103.7K engagements


"Shannon has recognized the asymmetry of our transaction and thrown in one Manchu Dragon print (Stolen from the Metropolitan Museum of New York in the 1980s)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1969968955206119904) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-09-22T03:36Z 116.2K followers, 16.1K engagements


"There should be a small roadside shack placed all around the country called the US Government Store that lets you buy up small pieces of the government. They sell things like one small pebble that gives you the deed to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX% of Yosemite National Park"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1972813772151795848) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-09-30T00:00Z 116.2K followers, 11.2K engagements


"One of the hardest science fiction jobs must be the guy who hires backup dancers at a skeezy alien strip club You have to make the tableau erotic to 832492312 different kinds of aliens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1973498927417794618) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-01T21:23Z 116.2K followers, 19.2K engagements


"Son have you ever owned a chud Can you answer that question Have you ever glassed a chud in the quote retweets for your country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1974239620922499239) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-03T22:26Z 116.2K followers, 40.5K engagements


"@bon_grons Road dome no hands on the turnpike call that a Freedom Ride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1977121746764681393) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-11T21:18Z 116.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Loling at this guy trying to use him like Grok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1976453870273679581) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-10T01:04Z 116.3K followers, 196.1K engagements


"I bought this stupid-ass horsey shirt at a thrift store for $X. I wore it to my favorite biker bar exactly once and now every time I walk in they call me The Congressman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1976182888992534767) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-09T07:08Z 116.3K followers, 3.2M engagements


"My dad went to Boston for the first time and stayed really close to where the Boston Massacre happened. He told me he couldn't sleep all night because he was thinking about the Boston Massacre. Then in the morning he went on a "Swan Boat" and said everything was alright again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1977117502695260624) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-11T21:02Z 116.3K followers, 166.5K engagements


"The new battlefield lets you go apartment to apartment in new york city gunning down NATO troops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1977538277512196347) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-13T00:54Z 116.3K followers, 67K engagements


"I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978584565187768337) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T22:11Z 116.3K followers, 6.2M engagements


"Wonderful autumn stroll today. Spent all day crinklecrunching leaves in my new balances. Currently assplastered on the curb behind the Mobil engaging in libation considering the finer points of the month of October. I will be reviewing the Bull of Heaven tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978961375113134509) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-16T23:08Z 116.3K followers, 48.3K engagements


"San Jose CA looks exactly like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979460087073902844) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-18T08:10Z 116.3K followers, 33.8K engagements


"@gunkshake Up all night thinking about all the kinds of mud I can derive from more mud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979702584886935873) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-19T00:14Z 116.3K followers, 2038 engagements


"Suspended in the Anheuser-Busch stealth soldier yeast lab like a bacta tank I'm letting the Stella Artois hit my blood barrier like DMT brain death the world's first third person shooter to run on a Large Beer Model"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1961860271322095947) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-08-30T18:35Z 116.3K followers, 23K engagements


"Bringing the bloomberg terminal to the function slung on my body like an infant so I don't miss a second of the utterly scintillating Chinese stock market"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1967381762323185911) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-09-15T00:15Z 116.3K followers, 12K engagements


"Listen to me now: Never never take these computer people at face value. As soon as they build a machine of overwhelming might they are going to send it against you and everyone you love. Not to kill you (unless you live in a certain part of the world where it is legal to kill as many people as you want) but to make your life just a little bit worse a little bit more undignified every year. They already have. Your mother will drive herself into spasms of religious hysteria over reels your father will not watch TV anymore he will watch precariously aged AI golfers hit the skimpiest of shots out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1973085033767567543) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-09-30T17:58Z 116.3K followers, 438K engagements


"TRUMP VOICE: Anansi the horrible spider the trickster of the ages"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1973508321484349502) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-01T22:00Z 116.3K followers, 72.8K engagements


"Sold this drawing of bob dylan to the bartender for X miller high life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1976086003971654146) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-09T00:43Z 116.3K followers, 46.3K engagements


"Taking one sniff each out of every pair of these shoes and incubating the worlds most lethal parasite in my brain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1976470717823946971) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-10T02:11Z 116.3K followers, 51K engagements


"Dedicated fencing room on public transit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978248154702078022) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-14T23:54Z 116.3K followers, 9446 engagements


"Blood on the tracks perfect album classic bob dylan fusion of opposites which are: merry little trickster and The Most Divorced Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978259766485946490) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T00:40Z 116.3K followers, 12K engagements


"I will be reviewing the beverage known as "White Monster" soon not in English not in Farsi and not in Mandarin but in my brand new Proprietary Language System tentatively titled Donald Boat's New Hieroglyphics for a New Century"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978265708346626487) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T01:04Z 116.3K followers, 295.1K engagements


"If you're hopping on Peasantry Online tonight I would suggest a town crier / town drunk multispec this way you don't have to do anything anything other than walk back and inform townspeople about odious plague vile pestilence all while farming easy levels spamming free cider"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978585244824428787) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-15T22:14Z 116.3K followers, 12.5K engagements


"They're trying to make the bots quirk chungus now it's rough out there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978703557290246613) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-16T06:04Z 116.3K followers, 31K engagements


"My latest invention. I couldn't tell you what it is or what it does but what I can tell you is that there is nothing else like it on this planet. Selling for $50000000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978790686876127302) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-16T11:50Z 116.3K followers, 38K engagements


"Well darling you look ravishing tonight. Can you awhile on the futon for 70-90 minutes so I may uproot my virility herbs out the garden I want to show you my full power tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978929197666951219) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-16T21:01Z 116.3K followers, 12.9K engagements


"If you ran into a guy like this on a riverboat gambling den in 1855 you were fucked about to be drained of all your lands holdings accounts farm machinery & livestock he would leave you with nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978955135473549599) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-16T22:44Z 116.3K followers, 531.5K engagements


"He does it to get rid of guys like you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979416354462798054) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-18T05:16Z 116.3K followers, 91.2K engagements


"Battlefield X has taught me that I would be a horrible sniper. I keep holding down the scope thinking about the beauty of disaster looking at the wrong holes in the wrong buildings forgetting to kill anyone smiling pleasantly at the sunset"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979434572912955875) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-18T06:29Z 116.3K followers, 18K engagements


"@ZeroSuitCamus I'm putting money on at least one round of Soggy Biscuit someone gets shot during and a Drake needle drop so bad it starts some sort of international brushfire war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979436263381098964) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-18T06:35Z 116.3K followers, 4309 engagements


"Salesforce has rejected my application for the position of "Sales Development Representative""  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979680049705226524) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-18T22:44Z 116.3K followers, 15.3K engagements


"If I lived in Jar Jars underwater globe city I would smoke weed inside one of the globes and never leave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1979728826134659104) [@laserboat999](/creator/x/laserboat999) 2025-10-19T01:58Z 116.3K followers, 25.5K engagements