[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @laserboat999 donald boat donald boat posts on X about portal, future, what you, sama the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 1418 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX +93% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX +14% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +277% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XX% - X Month XXX -XX% - X Months XXX +112% - X Year XXXXX +384% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX +1.20% - X Month XXXXXXX +5% - X Months XXXXXXX +25% - X Year XXXXXXX +51% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1379611684445114371/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [stocks](/list/stocks) #1858 [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [countries](/list/countries) **Social topic influence** [portal](/topic/portal), [future](/topic/future), [what you](/topic/what-you), [sama](/topic/sama), [mushroom](/topic/mushroom), [venice](/topic/venice), [jersey](/topic/jersey), [wax](/topic/wax), [rfk](/topic/rfk), [belt](/topic/belt) **Top assets mentioned** [Exxon Mobil (XOM)](/topic/exxon-mobil) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Closing the direct message portal for the foreseeable future" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1995672448461930667) 2025-12-02T01:52Z 123.8K followers, 66.3K engagements "Thats Dr. Boat to the rest of you" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1997435820253601962) 2025-12-06T22:39Z 123.8K followers, 267.9K engagements "I think the most egregious part is that he thinks listening to george guidall or whichever hoary yakubian beast penguin hired to read the translation while he plays diablo with cheetodusty fingers is 1:1 equivalent with hearing a rhapsode sing-chant the poem from memory that a sped up audiobook boneconducted into his skull will recreate the exact condition of Classical Antiquity and achieve whatever he thinks is "authentic." To the extent that he has any historical sense (he probably doesn't) it is without a doubt autopopulated by sub-Ridley-Scott tier period slop D-graded wikipedia summaries" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1988025976878776342) 2025-11-10T23:28Z 123.8K followers, 583.8K engagements "@sama Sam just filling out my graduate applications gonna need you to fill one of these out for me. Hope you've been well. With the robot and all. Still not sure exactly what you do. Talk to you soon Cheers DB" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1989194834276753802) 2025-11-14T04:53Z 123.8K followers, 54.4K engagements "Fuck horsemanship and the lance I teach my squire the real shit hashish blowdart spit roast dice fraud currency debasement corpse looting" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1996679007279239375) 2025-12-04T20:32Z 123.8K followers, 116.6K engagements "New religion I came up with dont ask me how it works just start worshipping it and everything will turn out alright" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1998149076987396397) 2025-12-08T21:53Z 123.8K followers, 10.9K engagements "Morrowind was almost a shit game until they got a guy to come in and give them free sauce like bug taxi mushroom airbnb mesopotamian venice bad guy that is saddam hussein and dracula at the same time" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1998530935567036815) 2025-12-09T23:11Z 123.8K followers, 80K engagements "Locked out of my jersey city tenement and my flight is in XX minutes" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1986162749919932789) 2025-11-05T20:04Z 123.8K followers, 21.3K engagements "Who remembers fleets Fleets. gone with the wind. Remember the last day of fleets everybody posting cock boob and ass. like caps & tassels in the air at commencement" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1994155258520711412) 2025-11-27T21:23Z 123.8K followers, 24.7K engagements "I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1978584565187768337) 2025-10-15T22:11Z 123.8K followers, 6.4M engagements "For maximum alpha complete with fighting for princesses" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1987944981332717713) 2025-11-10T18:06Z 123.8K followers, 4.4M engagements "Women are always trying to feed you potions #TheSicklyMan" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1990494162500923527) 2025-11-17T18:56Z 123.8K followers, 7M engagements "Seinfeld prequel featuring lighthearted rushmoresque george / jerry schoolboy antics with smash cut XX minute sequence of Kramer in the Costa Rican jungle smuggling guns for Castro" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1994147305805803656) 2025-11-27T20:52Z 123.8K followers, 55.4K engagements "@milkkarten @Emily_Sundberg" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1995639392824951013) 2025-12-01T23:41Z 123.8K followers, 248.4K engagements "Some of us are if you'll allow me to wax prosaic men out of time born to die in the snow at Eylau the midnight sky above Dresden. RFK Junior however is a man in the wrong dimension entirely born to be a dark elven mercenary a mounted crossbowman of unlimited brutality" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1995641894307815578) 2025-12-01T23:51Z 123.8K followers, 35.7K engagements "30000 crucified Grinch carcasses belt the road to the North Pole one for each mile of track left on the Polar Express" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1996357469745144108) 2025-12-03T23:14Z 123.8K followers, 67.4K engagements "Let me handle the negotiations next time" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1997413439850111318) 2025-12-06T21:10Z 123.8K followers, 598.9K engagements "Jamming another Red Lobster gift card into my crustacean mech's ignition to redeem XXX more minutes of warfare" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1998535056911118584) 2025-12-09T23:27Z 123.8K followers, 22.4K engagements "@neko_girl92 This is why it is the only "realist" video game" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1998549827316232532) 2025-12-10T00:26Z 123.8K followers, 6423 engagements "Listen kids I know moms death messed you guys up youre hurting Im hurting but our love of music in these here garage is the only thing that can keep this family together. Now Kyler get back on that organ and lets run through Exxon Mobil Shareholder Mass Grave #3" [X Link](https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1998841904931418276) 2025-12-10T19:47Z 123.8K followers, 12.7K engagements
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@laserboat999 donald boatdonald boat posts on X about portal, future, what you, sama the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 1418 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence stocks #1858 technology brands travel destinations countries
Social topic influence portal, future, what you, sama, mushroom, venice, jersey, wax, rfk, belt
Top assets mentioned Exxon Mobil (XOM)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Closing the direct message portal for the foreseeable future"
X Link 2025-12-02T01:52Z 123.8K followers, 66.3K engagements
"Thats Dr. Boat to the rest of you"
X Link 2025-12-06T22:39Z 123.8K followers, 267.9K engagements
"I think the most egregious part is that he thinks listening to george guidall or whichever hoary yakubian beast penguin hired to read the translation while he plays diablo with cheetodusty fingers is 1:1 equivalent with hearing a rhapsode sing-chant the poem from memory that a sped up audiobook boneconducted into his skull will recreate the exact condition of Classical Antiquity and achieve whatever he thinks is "authentic." To the extent that he has any historical sense (he probably doesn't) it is without a doubt autopopulated by sub-Ridley-Scott tier period slop D-graded wikipedia summaries"
X Link 2025-11-10T23:28Z 123.8K followers, 583.8K engagements
"@sama Sam just filling out my graduate applications gonna need you to fill one of these out for me. Hope you've been well. With the robot and all. Still not sure exactly what you do. Talk to you soon Cheers DB"
X Link 2025-11-14T04:53Z 123.8K followers, 54.4K engagements
"Fuck horsemanship and the lance I teach my squire the real shit hashish blowdart spit roast dice fraud currency debasement corpse looting"
X Link 2025-12-04T20:32Z 123.8K followers, 116.6K engagements
"New religion I came up with dont ask me how it works just start worshipping it and everything will turn out alright"
X Link 2025-12-08T21:53Z 123.8K followers, 10.9K engagements
"Morrowind was almost a shit game until they got a guy to come in and give them free sauce like bug taxi mushroom airbnb mesopotamian venice bad guy that is saddam hussein and dracula at the same time"
X Link 2025-12-09T23:11Z 123.8K followers, 80K engagements
"Locked out of my jersey city tenement and my flight is in XX minutes"
X Link 2025-11-05T20:04Z 123.8K followers, 21.3K engagements
"Who remembers fleets Fleets. gone with the wind. Remember the last day of fleets everybody posting cock boob and ass. like caps & tassels in the air at commencement"
X Link 2025-11-27T21:23Z 123.8K followers, 24.7K engagements
"I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes"
X Link 2025-10-15T22:11Z 123.8K followers, 6.4M engagements
"For maximum alpha complete with fighting for princesses"
X Link 2025-11-10T18:06Z 123.8K followers, 4.4M engagements
"Women are always trying to feed you potions #TheSicklyMan"
X Link 2025-11-17T18:56Z 123.8K followers, 7M engagements
"Seinfeld prequel featuring lighthearted rushmoresque george / jerry schoolboy antics with smash cut XX minute sequence of Kramer in the Costa Rican jungle smuggling guns for Castro"
X Link 2025-11-27T20:52Z 123.8K followers, 55.4K engagements
"@milkkarten @Emily_Sundberg"
X Link 2025-12-01T23:41Z 123.8K followers, 248.4K engagements
"Some of us are if you'll allow me to wax prosaic men out of time born to die in the snow at Eylau the midnight sky above Dresden. RFK Junior however is a man in the wrong dimension entirely born to be a dark elven mercenary a mounted crossbowman of unlimited brutality"
X Link 2025-12-01T23:51Z 123.8K followers, 35.7K engagements
"30000 crucified Grinch carcasses belt the road to the North Pole one for each mile of track left on the Polar Express"
X Link 2025-12-03T23:14Z 123.8K followers, 67.4K engagements
"Let me handle the negotiations next time"
X Link 2025-12-06T21:10Z 123.8K followers, 598.9K engagements
"Jamming another Red Lobster gift card into my crustacean mech's ignition to redeem XXX more minutes of warfare"
X Link 2025-12-09T23:27Z 123.8K followers, 22.4K engagements
"@neko_girl92 This is why it is the only "realist" video game"
X Link 2025-12-10T00:26Z 123.8K followers, 6423 engagements
"Listen kids I know moms death messed you guys up youre hurting Im hurting but our love of music in these here garage is the only thing that can keep this family together. Now Kyler get back on that organ and lets run through Exxon Mobil Shareholder Mass Grave #3"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:47Z 123.8K followers, 12.7K engagements
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