# ![@kisstheblade_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1269063843973672963.png) @kisstheblade_ Unworthy Hand

Unworthy Hand posts on X about donald trump, twitter, brazil, murder the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

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**Social topic influence**
[donald trump](/topic/donald-trump), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [brazil](/topic/brazil), [murder](/topic/murder), [money](/topic/money), [if you](/topic/if-you), [in the](/topic/in-the), [joe biden](/topic/joe-biden), [moses](/topic/moses), [instead of](/topic/instead-of)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Calvin (CALVIN)](/topic/calvin) [SUSHI (SUSHI)](/topic/sushi) [fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Almost swallowed my cigarette when I saw this ad. So true cell phone game ad We must break out of the Matrix by downloading Bingo Cash Island so we can win real money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1626788270951526400)  2023-02-18T03:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The art for Diablo IV looks so good can't wait to play it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1636830557903396864)  2023-03-17T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is the gastronomic version of finding out that the crazy mom who always threw away all her kids' Halloween candy was ALSO the philosophy professor who shacked up with one of her students and now keeps her ex-husband as a child-raising pet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1639864878834896897)  2023-03-26T05:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The shocking thing about this sort of shit is how low the numbers are. It's on average less than a hundred grand per year for a fucking Supreme Court Justice. Why isn't some Hollywood Sicko just outright buying the entire judiciary for a billion dollars Clarence Thomas has reported between $50000 and $100000 in annual income from a real estate company in recent years. Theres just one problem. The company went out of business in [----]. 🧐 https://t.co/uzLRTnDtsf Clarence Thomas has reported between $50000 and $100000 in annual income from a real estate company in recent years. Theres just one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1647863206252085248)  2023-04-17T07:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Lmao Meatball Ron is going to push Rod into a volcano"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1650621118581993473)  2023-04-24T22:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""The Quest For The Historical Jesus" as a project had such a cooler name than what they actually were up to. What they were doing is being fussy about Bible verses and going "well the REAL Jesus wouldn't say THAT" and not going back in time to recruit Jesus for one last heist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1667459795429781504)  2023-06-10T09:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"New examination of JFK's cadaver find that it wasn't a bullet that killed him at all. He was felled by a critical lack of slop in his diet struck dead in his prime by a tragic slop deficiency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1673571689739821056)  2023-06-27T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It really makes you respect America all that much more when you realize just how much better it is at stripping away the hard idiot primitive edges and defanging its radicals than Europe is. Just being within a thousand mile radius of a Six Flags kills the true believer within"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1677948076957237248)  2023-07-09T07:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I will say this as someone who likes John Adams who LOVES John Adams and much prefers his federalist vision of a puritan merchant republic over the Jeffersonian kingdom of slave-fucker aristocrats and transported criminal minions: calling Adams a hermaphrodite is VERY funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1677976704386494465)  2023-07-10T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Frying up a plump kielbasa to eat with potatoes. A nice little late night dinner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678268941024591872)  2023-07-10T05:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"REJECT the false double feature "Barbenheimer" EMBRACE true synthesis of the genders "Narpie""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678558753510117376)  2023-07-11T00:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hey guys I made a video explainer on how mixed orientation marriages work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678576973482696706)  2023-07-11T01:30Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements


"I don't know who is the weird pervo what bookmarked this tweet but: you're welcome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678580122310303745)  2023-07-11T01:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Yeah the 80s was also a time of pure shallow trash it's also Huey Lewis scoring a big hit about how you don't need a credit card to fall in love. But man. Those shallows have always been there and have stuck around so far but for sheer dramatic depth the 80s are undefeated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678724473862725639)  2023-07-11T11:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I hate that the Western Civilization Defenders are so unlovely have such stinky repellent souls that they manage to taint even innocent things. The horny little Bavarian boot slapping dance is great you don't have to performatively hate it just to own the reactionaries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678735607185506309)  2023-07-11T12:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"NO CITIZEN IS AUSTRIAN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1678902828826329088)  2023-07-11T23:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Trump vs De Santis death dance will end with a significant portion of the republican base using "Karen" as an insult. Give it five years and "Democrats are the real Karens" will be a GOP talking point that Rusty Reno will write a whole book about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1679099154197520384)  2023-07-12T12:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"One day St. Augustine was walking the beach when he saw a little boy scooping water from the sea and pouring it into a little hole he had dug. The saint informed that the boy was trying to empty the ocean said "that is impossible" to which the boy replied "Fuck you old man.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1686649067189702656)  2023-08-02T08:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People talk a lot about how rightist personalities will "vice signal" to gain street cred with their Nazi fans but with people like Matt Walsh or Helen Andrews the simplest explanation is simply that they're Evil worshippers who love the devil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1689593244206690305)  2023-08-10T11:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hanania does this a lot too. No ideological consistency aside from the dumbest most superficial "markets good" libertarianism just one man's quest to adopt the most evil and Satan-pleasing position on every single issue no matter the politics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1689593990964748288)  2023-08-10T11:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What if we hooked up in the bathroom of the national historical heritage site Chipotle. This is the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote common sense https://t.co/nUyHKJqEWw This is the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote common sense https://t.co/nUyHKJqEWw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1689853803393114112)  2023-08-11T04:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@grethaie Yes I know. That gay bar is: the historic chipotle bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1689973306353418241)  2023-08-11T12:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The imprecatory psalms are fine nothing wrong with venting with God and pouring out your anger at His feet. I will point out that David the great psalmist himself learned at great cost what can happen when God takes you at your word when you demand that sinners be punished"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1691023803386658816)  2023-08-14T09:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The simultaneous emergence of Obama's letters about how he's spiritually gay and rotates gay sex tridimensionally in his mind palace and this video of Vivek doing Eminem karaoke just show what absolute white girl super predators these men are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1691374393799102464)  2023-08-15T09:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The threat was wrong and I condemn it. They should have specified that they were going to do it to you "in Minecraft""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1692123222165061785)  2023-08-17T10:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@nienna121 Look: I would eat every single thing on that menu and ask for seconds I won't judge him for loving slop I love slop. It's just such a weird little hill to die on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1692336289910083696)  2023-08-18T00:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Surprise surprise: the people most in panic and up in arms about "groomers" could not recognize a groomer if one of them seduced their daughter and absconded with her to another country. They're so relieved to finally find a straight priest they will forgive him anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1692527493717082462)  2023-08-18T13:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The kids aren't socializing. They're not hanging out they don't have friends they live in the internet. Think of how alienated lonely and just simply denatured millennials are compared to earlier generations. Gen Z is that squared a cliff fall from an already low point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1693197030368088520)  2023-08-20T09:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"To attribute anything to "prudishness" assumes there is a moral imperative being submitted to. There is not. It's just literally that the Internet is cancer to any real life physical connection to other people and this new generation had it on their phone since they were 5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1693197701259661667)  2023-08-20T09:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Heed my words: @FootyScran is an account you should follow because it is high quality content. It would be SO EASY for them to post pic after pic of sloppy and disgusting stadium food just to farm engagement but they really do just want to post great football game snacks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1693207836925259818)  2023-08-20T10:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Also it's very funny because if we know one thing about Ancient Israel from both the historical record and from Scripture is that they kept trying to do this kept trying to add just one more little god on the side and God kept throwing Assyrians at them until stopped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1693857810755563815)  2023-08-22T05:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I am the man Obama makes love to daily in his imagination"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1694150449585340502)  2023-08-23T00:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Oh to be a lesbian a woman who likes women practically the antimatter version of a gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1694406675992863094)  2023-08-23T17:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"At Taco Bell and the people in front of me in line are a normal dad and his two K-pop goth sons lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1694491574267474103)  2023-08-23T23:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I've seen people dismiss this thread as "peak twitter discourse" laugh at it like it was a joke but everything she says here is correct. She's right. Politeness - just plain acting civilized to people in a social interaction - is a statement of human bond of social commitment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1694953908953887002)  2023-08-25T06:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Just declare him a wolf's head and let anyone who wants to kill him" is not a tenable alternative to mass incarceration"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1695502538982699125)  2023-08-26T18:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You say you're a trad but I don't see you out there defending that we bring back public slaves and proscriptions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1695505302714482780)  2023-08-26T18:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It's insane how Bolsonaro's oldest sons all have that Eric and Don Junior thing of looking like dumber and softer versions of their dad while this one has this intense look of the scheming little rat. Look at him he's going to break into a song about how he loves to steal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1696280864370409909)  2023-08-28T21:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RIP to the avatar of being the guy who likes going to the beach not to go into the water or do any of the usual beach horseshit but just settle down with a newspaper a cigarette and one of those fruity rum based beach drinks they serve in a pineapple husk with a lil' umbrella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1697922773950083528)  2023-09-02T10:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Now that Jimmy Buffett has passed there is only one strong pair of hands upholding the legacy of being the guy walking around everyday normal life wearing a Hawaiian floral print shirt. The good news is that the owner of those surviving hands is: Weird Al Yankovic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1697926921995116922)  2023-09-02T10:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Make it a prequel dumbasses. Nothing aside from Caesar's day itself in Roman history is as interesting as that final republican stretch between the Gracchi and Sulla's reign of terror. Or even if the scope of that is too much: take only the social war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1698600356387680499)  2023-09-04T07:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Just realized OP's tweet is fake news and I want to do something in Minecraft right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1698600615142695082)  2023-09-04T07:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"🎶Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the shiny steel gate Of the zoo that you will live in The menagerie of your fate. Though out here you can't be normal Your exhibit will be great Your ass goes in the zoo. You are going to the zoo bitch. You are going to the zoo bitch.🎶"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1698843770584789342)  2023-09-04T23:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I love how this guy has reached this position of unbridled enmity against the bishop of Rome not out of extreme protestantism or extreme islam or any serious conviction but because he's a tantic sex enthusiast weirdo who holds seances to get advice from his dead pet dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1698852778859213016)  2023-09-05T00:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Remembering that bit from Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald about the bells ringing for the names of the dead in the "maritime sailor's cathedral""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1698862281646301381)  2023-09-05T00:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The Midwest is whatever the land version of nautical is the southwest is desert tiki"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1698936022950641677)  2023-09-05T05:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"In ABSOLUTE AWE of this mighty wig. Imagine what powers it must confer its wearer. Can he read minds Can he levitate objects simply by thought Has he invented time travel yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1699230792411492715)  2023-09-06T01:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Can you imagine being one of Elon Musk's later children. Your older brothers have normal names like John or Ethan and your cohort of siblings all have Warhammer 40k names"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1700985428185383039)  2023-09-10T21:31Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I will go further: attempts to discredit Bonhoeffer are Nazi mindset. No one loves EVERYTHING the man wrote but he has sparked theological investigation from the libbest death of God libs to God-Emperor Trump worshipping righties like Eric Metaxas. No one hates him but the nazis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1701878386086355274)  2023-09-13T08:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Much as the Christian left prides itself on its appreciation of prophetic utterance you can't quite denounce the Molochs and Ashtoreths and other baalim if deep down you think they're just structural forces and therefore the most you can do is post that they're late capitalism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1702626232138117562)  2023-09-15T10:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Andrew Lloyd Weber: I make musicals about controversial and little loved topics like Jesus Christ or cats. Lin-Manuel Miranda: my musical is bold because it's raps about someone no one likes Stephen Sondheim: the song about making cannibal pies MUST be at least [--] minutes long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1702636318105202735)  2023-09-15T10:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Do men think about the Roman empire all the time No. Boys think about the Roman empire all the time. Men real men manly men grown-ass men think about the Roman republic all the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1702662171300151785)  2023-09-15T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Biblical Criticism: tracking the origins of even a single comma to a hypothetical text that is either lost to history or never existed Folklorists: every fairytale containing a girl can be traced to an old germanic fable we call "The Whore Who Sold Apples To The Devil""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1702988212258345302)  2023-09-16T10:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Look I'm not trying to defend Lauren Boebert. She's awful I hate her we all do. We're all agreed Good. If I was stuck watching some Indiana production of "Beetlejuice: The Musical" I would probably do like she did and jack off my paramour in the theater. Come ON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1703050083049017734)  2023-09-16T14:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This woman's entire political career has been derangement built on self-destruction. If we allow her to be cancelled for the one normal thing she has ever done under the public eye (jack off her boyfriend during Beetlejuice: The Musical) the terrorists have won"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1703051465323941994)  2023-09-16T14:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I like how at all times even when talking about congresspeople jacking men off in public the Claremont freaks are always only one prompt away from saying "of course we all know we should have been friends with Hitler""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1703228645442015558)  2023-09-17T02:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Here's the thing the grand joke that is so grand that even many serious and important theologians and philosophers never got it: either you believe justification is by faith which is a gift from God or you don't. No one has ever been rationally convinced into heaven dawg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1703312837228081516)  2023-09-17T07:40Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements


"The Gospel is not a top five list of reasons why God is actually real. The Gospel is a simple demand - an irrational demand even - REPENT AND BELIEVE. God can be graceful to you at that point and make it possible for you to obey. Or He may not Either way: good luck reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1703315781910442003)  2023-09-17T07:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm sorry for putting this so bluntly but in relation to whether or not patriarchy is a good thing having a dick is -to say the least - a poor standard for right of rule over the rest of humanity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1704214209456718272)  2023-09-19T19:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Roger__McCarthy Ah. Would it though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1704233088291594503)  2023-09-19T20:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The Spaniards could not stop me from slathering that bitch up with mustard and mayo. What are they going to do in retaliation conquer back Florida Good I hope they do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1704472883387335091)  2023-09-20T12:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The Battle Of Cannae (216 BC)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1704545511380763028)  2023-09-20T17:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This giant Bussy Memorial Monument is awful but a laser show depicting Osama bin Laden riding the AIDS quilt like Aladdin would fucking rule. Have it crash into this gigantic concrete asshole every night and I'd say: put that in the national mall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1704632102304575867)  2023-09-20T23:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm convinced that this whole "Catholic guilt" thing is just what new yorkers call "having a conscience". https://t.co/7vjLLwGfTE https://t.co/7vjLLwGfTE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1705649926741320016)  2023-09-23T18:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This video is ironically the best argument pitbull owners have against people who want them all euthanized. Here is the one perfect biological weapon humanity ever developed a beast who will chase after AIRBORNE PREY just in case it's a toddler and you want to kill it Kitesurfer survives pitbull attack on Argentinian beach https://t.co/tXHJJHBPIO Kitesurfer survives pitbull attack on Argentinian beach https://t.co/tXHJJHBPIO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1705802881863958985)  2023-09-24T04:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Of all the things a thot could use as a prop I never imagined WAYNE GRUDEM'S SYSTEMATIC THEOLOGY could be one. I applaud OP this is magisterially well done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1705936119949414522)  2023-09-24T13:24Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements


"The English Civil War is actually never taught because the elites fear what would happen if kids ever found out that the puritans were extremely fucking cool regicide enthusiasts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1705954918773748032)  2023-09-24T14:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Peppa Pig is going to publicly announce that she is a gender-essentialist TERF isn't she. Peppa Pig has a big surprise to be announced tomorrow. https://t.co/KAXe9lRTVl Peppa Pig has a big surprise to be announced tomorrow. https://t.co/KAXe9lRTVl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1706935244752851352)  2023-09-27T07:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"How the hell has the most powerful government in human history not been able in fifty years not to get two lower mammals to fuck. Have they even tried giving the pandas Viagra Maybe putting on some really nasty horny music in their cage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1707282454552211822)  2023-09-28T06:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"He's the best. Simply cannot be improved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1707865699920527852)  2023-09-29T21:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Lmao flawless. Donald Trump weighs in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelces relationship in new interview with The Daily Caller: I wish the best for both of them. I hope they enjoy their life maybe together maybe not most likely not. https://t.co/i4cAtmHz4R Donald Trump weighs in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelces relationship in new interview with The Daily Caller: I wish the best for both of them. I hope they enjoy their life maybe together maybe not most likely not. https://t.co/i4cAtmHz4R"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1707923999177458033)  2023-09-30T01:03Z [----] followers, 23.6K engagements


"We need a Know Your Enemy episode on the fact that canonically William F. Buckley exists and is a culturally referenced figure in Disney's Aladdin cinematic universe. Like: who are the YAF in the movie's sultanate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1713576100360524165)  2023-10-15T15:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"According to my theory of Opposite Divas upon which I will not elaborate a natural death cannot touch either Dolly Parton or Annie Lennox but one day one of them must slay the other and ascend their rank in the Great Game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1715145665834045909)  2023-10-19T23:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Going outside and taking in nice fresh air empowers capitalist imperium actually we should shun nature in order to save it" is a type of take that would be unimaginable in a more primitive age but because we live in an age of wonders we get to see it [---] times a day for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1716288152241844247)  2023-10-23T02:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is going to sound pathetic but after a brief bout of unemployment before going back to gig work - still unemployed but at least making some pocket change - it is such a fucking relief to be able to pay bills without despairing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1716537341811011673)  2023-10-23T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My God we are so close to a real life team rocket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1717246185273000190)  2023-10-25T18:26Z [----] followers, 56.3K engagements


"Oh so we're cancelling entrepreneur mindset now are we"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1718159919931678828)  2023-10-28T06:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Once Britney Spears revealed that Justin Timberlake pushed her to get an abortion his reaction to this was not any sort of denial but frustration that this news would put a dent on his comeback tour. It is an indictment on our society that we haven't put him in a zoo yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1718171043116765439)  2023-10-28T07:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It's actually kind of brilliant from a YA perspective. To have one single piece of the game that the hero - or his hated rival - could capture in order to win it instantaneously raises the stakes so much more than "our witch broom soccer team had solid fundamentals so we won""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719086102651232599)  2023-10-30T20:17Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


"For too long have I denied my lust suppressed my degenerate appetites. I feel the barbaric yawp of my soul welling up within me and expressing my darkest desires: YO QUIERO TACO BELL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719098706836754913)  2023-10-30T21:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MatthewSitman I can understand YOU having a deep and abiding love of Willie Nelson but Sam having that too feels like a kind of kismet. You two were bound by fate to be besties and do a podcast together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719117371237884016)  2023-10-30T22:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Lmao you could not press a detailed history of my love life out of me with fire or sword and I'm basically the most oversharing person on this website"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719213783657152544)  2023-10-31T04:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Dating history: Aruba Jamaica Ooh I wanna Take ya Bermuda Bahama Come on Pretty mama Key Largo Montego Baby whydon't we go Jamaica. OFF THE FLORIDA KEYS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719214616213946439)  2023-10-31T04:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It is so fucking funny that of all novelizations of Christian eschatology that have ever existed the most successful one - by a longshot best seller of all time number one with a bullet - is one where the Antichrist is a Romanian Barack Obama named "Nicolae Carpathia""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719648431650550006)  2023-11-01T09:31Z [----] followers, 13.2K engagements


"The Presbyterians are basically a subspecies of jihad orcs who have over the generations downgraded their expectations from building a new Jerusalem to ruling their own local Home Owner's Association and even they have higher prot power levels than the Baptists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1719672472050479393)  2023-11-01T11:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I mean: I don't think they're right and at their worst they get all David Bentley Hart and call everyone else devil worshippers but I've never found them to actually be a despairing or pessimistic bunch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1720996702122095093)  2023-11-05T02:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"watching Marco Pierre White cook a grand roast in [--] minutes I flaked morsels of cheese and ham over this totino's party pizza randomly promiscuously. It's fine without them. Whether you want to slut up your totino's party pizza is entirely up to you. Now: me mum was Italian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1721049260366467440)  2023-11-05T06:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Now back in the old country back in me mum's ancestral Firenze what Americans call a 'meat lover's pizza' has a name that harkened back to the days of ye olden Roman Empire when that pizza pie was called in Latin 'La Tripla Penetracione' which means 'Yummy' in English.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1721051996730396932)  2023-11-05T06:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh I'm sorry you resent the Germans for having so many dishes centered around deliciously cured and seasoned to perfection Pork Instead of a sizzling heap of eisbein would you prefer french fries or maybe mashed potatoes or perhaps a baked potato Not judging you of course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1721067279360610580)  2023-11-05T07:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The one weak point in this list is the final link. The British don't know shit they like eating meat pie sandwiches all their culinary excellence is stolen from their colonies. Replace #5 with a bean and animal fat based cuisine like Mexico Brazil or Honduras"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1721068646942859638)  2023-11-05T07:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@WB_Baskerville Imagine having to watch every episode of Vanderpump Rules because otherwise Brian is going to monopolize your spouse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1722349433482854743)  2023-11-08T20:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As befits a rogue-like where part of the core mechanic is dying a ton of times and re-encountering NPCs you you already met over and over and over Hades has a lot of great running jokes. But none of them makes me smile like the one single Zagreus fan in the Elysium arena"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1723185110294385105)  2023-11-11T03:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@WASPmexicano I'm part of the lib "we should have less prisons and less of a penal culture" contingent but with the hardened edge of being fine with expanding the death penalty. If we want less prisons what do we do with people like this Simple. We execute them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1723187982541173187)  2023-11-11T03:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@WASPmexicano Like: don't hand out death sentences like Halloween candy. But if we have graphic footage of you deliberately murdering people in broad daylight in front of a crowd Yeah you get two bullets between the eyes the cost of which the state will charge your family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1723188540027052106)  2023-11-11T03:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I unironically hope every single Tim Gordon fan who thinks these are legit grounds for ending a relationship nut up and actually do it. Please promise you will never date a woman who "cares at all what her mom thinks" break up with them right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1724330047069180013)  2023-11-14T07:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The rw'ers posting ai generated future Protestant Cathedrals are incredibly cringe. You know what a Cathedral is right You know it just doesn't mean "big-ass church" yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1724636556898488645)  2023-11-15T03:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sorry Biden fans this is what a real Irish president looks like: an adorable hobbit who is two dogs tall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1724700505845166232)  2023-11-15T08:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@bf_crane Hi nice to meet ya. My name's John bin Laden but please just call me Mr. bin Laden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1725743919105749470)  2023-11-18T05:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Some find the story of Jesus cursing the fig tree scandalous but to me it is very satisfying. Back in the day if you touched the ark of the covenant you were struck dead but then God got himself a body with legs and arms and went around killing things with His touch freely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1725751975180931416)  2023-11-18T05:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm getting gay married to Osama bin Laden's goth son and taking his name. Flouncing down a big decrepit staircase in a twisted and angular manor in my midnight-black wedding dress to marry Gerard bin Laden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1725778243029020950)  2023-11-18T07:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My first car didn't have power steering. The reason old people always get mad at you for not driving with both hands on the steering wheel is that they have vivid memories of having to tug at the wheel with both hands to make a turn. As do I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1726873286020403626)  2023-11-21T08:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"In a way this is why people of my generation like Master and Commander so much. They can relate to using all their bodily strength with both hands as fast as they can to wrench a steering wheel in order to make a vehicle swerve one little bit by a fractional angle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1726873774740717636)  2023-11-21T08:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Community notes thank you for your service"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1727633461559652561)  2023-11-23T10:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@suzania It's a Machiavellian plot. I now own [--] sodastream machines no Sabra hummus in my fridge no stocks in Jewish controlled banks but now with the ceasefire they have finally lured me into buying just as many of all these as I can for black friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1727654438699958706)  2023-11-23T11:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I am all of these and none. I am a perverted sex victorian dude fucking some emaciated catholic cowboy poet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1727655169947512956)  2023-11-23T11:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Happy Thanksgiving everyone. This has been a pretty rough year and if I'm thankful for anything it's for you guys. I love you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1727844896310972632)  2023-11-24T00:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@WB_Baskerville I love this theory that Eyes Wide Shut is actually the reverse satanic version of a Christmas Carol in which a happy-go-lucky family man is visited by ghosts of horninesses frustrated to teach him a valuable lesson about female libido"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728128523876077848)  2023-11-24T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@WB_Baskerville Eat your heart out Die Hard. Don't you wish now that you had included a scene right before Bruce Willis tosses Alan Rickman to his death that his wife had popped up and quickly told him that she has been fantasizing about getting fingered by Hans Gruber this whole time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728129557012836411)  2023-11-24T19:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KarolusWangus What"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728216432230699496)  2023-11-25T00:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It's worth noting that just as not one sparrow falls without God's full knowledge and acquiescence there is not one post in the history of humanity that God has not read and allowed to exist. We have not been wiped out yet. This is how merciful and patient our wise Lord is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728366143025602754)  2023-11-25T10:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't post about it as much as I used to because I feel ashamed about being an embarrassment to his good name the very worst son of the best of fathers. But I talk to St. Joe every day. Ask him to pray for me. Ask him to keep the devil away keep me safe. He's my friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728375431253172677)  2023-11-25T11:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Between an icon I got as a gift and several other images knicknacks prayer cards and a medallion I've worn every day for years now there isn't a corner of the apartment where he's not there just kinda shrugging and smiling at me. Every day he's there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728376235552850377)  2023-11-25T11:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"God thrust him into an impossible shocking situation and Joseph's response was: I'm just glad to be here. Happy to help. Whatever it takes I'll be there. THIS is why he's loved and remembered. This is why even someone like me revere him. This is why God calls him "Dad""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728378936592056449)  2023-11-25T11:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There couldn't be a person less interested in the debate on where in the saint power rankings saint Joe belongs than the old man himself. The virtue through which all the graces that flow through him channel is exactly that humble contented obedient happiness just to be there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728379946928861467)  2023-11-25T11:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I get that but at the same time: going almost exclusively after civilian soft targets and killing about a thousand of them is going to look bad because it is bad. For the love of God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728383376015442169)  2023-11-25T12:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't think there was ever a time when there were learned despisers of Dolly Parton. Her music was always good. Back in the day uncles of all sorts would make jokes about her having big tits but that was it. She's like the last universally loved American institution"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728391776069947529)  2023-11-25T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"What MBD is trying very nervously to avoid is that even back in the day of Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority even back in the day when everyone was Christian no one was calling Dolly a harlot for having a career in entertainment like the based dickheads are doing now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728393504441720998)  2023-11-25T12:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Michael Brendan Dougherty is nervously cautiously nibbling around the edges of the really hilarious thing which is that the online reactionary shitheads who have ten more clout than him are calling Dolly Parton a whore. His response is: "well I'm sure the libs did that too.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728393965819326548)  2023-11-25T12:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@robertsalvo He won He lived to like [--] years old ruling a tropical island laboratory of communism fucking sympathetic American journalists deliberately forcing all other world leaders to treat his green jumpsuit like it was part of the dress code. And eating ice cream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728419763989184609)  2023-11-25T14:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""What if there was a Counter-Christmas that celebrated the Fall of Lucifer and his angels" is not a holiday I would celebrate tbf but that woman had the vibe of it nailed the fuck down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1728924533292474490)  2023-11-26T23:51Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements


"@WB_Baskerville clapping cheeks This is it I'm doing it. I'm saving the West this is what civilization is all about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729175653134774562)  2023-11-27T16:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"A civic-minded homosexual has DM'd me this following update on the situation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729199328005366196)  2023-11-27T18:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"After so many First Ladies who were hammy about it - Nancy Reagan and her court thaumaturges Michelle Obama keeping snacks away from fat kids HILLARY - getting this cryptic sphinx this hostile inscrutable misanthropic enigma was a breath of icy fresh air"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729416596995580407)  2023-11-28T08:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The fact she was so clearly bored with and contemptuous of the title makes it perfect. Trump stacking the tables of the White House dining room with Big Macs and McChickens for the Beautiful Beefy Football Players while his witch queen rests in her tower pondering the orb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729417895577637275)  2023-11-28T08:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If a church has grown so cozy in its sinecure so fat and refined in its comfy perch as federal chapel that it demands a fee to keep people from getting baptized in it it should - I do not say this lightly - be torn to the ground"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729478432566673449)  2023-11-28T12:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"For all the talk of simony simony isn't their sin. That church HAS MONEY. It's got government money federal stacks too numerous to count. It's laziness. Charge tickets so less people will come so we don't have to hold too many services"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729479049246917083)  2023-11-28T12:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It's amazing what innovative developments in heresy the racists have been able to come up with now that basically no one is biblically literate and you can just throw shit like "Christian races" around and not expect to get challenged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729810003563782421)  2023-11-29T10:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Lmao that #5 Spotify is straight up calling me a homophobic slur right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1729949149829665123)  2023-11-29T19:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Doing the math conversion from dollars to pounds to see how much I need to hire Calvin Robinson to call @WASPmexicano gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1730127760436154752)  2023-11-30T07:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AmishCatholic I'm going to script a film about Henry Kissinger. It's only going to feature people who got shot directly through the brain because of him and each shot is only going to capture the exact second a bullet went through one victim's brain. It's gonna be [---] hours long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1730133648597295172)  2023-11-30T07:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I am hearing that after his deathbed Henry Kissinger was posthumously baptized into Mormonism and unhesitatingly recited the Wife Fuckers' Prayer. Even now he looks down on western civilization from the Celestial Kingdom. Truly there are many gods including Heavenly Father"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1730135717181800546)  2023-11-30T08:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"God knows I hate handing it to the Brazilian military but as someone who was raised in Manaus the nerve center for all Brazilian military presence in the Brazilian Amazon and as someone who knows people involved in jungle warfare training at the bases there: no. Lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1730832314517553559)  2023-12-02T06:12Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"@TylerWesWebb The funny thing is that Manaus is exactly what you'd expect a slightly boring medium to largish sized Brazilian city to be except for the fact that it's in the middle of nowhere a little metropolis in isolation in the middle of the forest lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1730840061518778694)  2023-12-02T06:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The entire "order a hot outfit that looks great for only $19.99 on the internet" scam economy is basically a massive income redistribution program that takes money from American women and gays and gives it to my best guess Chinese crime syndicates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1730879943515500778)  2023-12-02T09:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MrDelRivero Can you imagine the perverse satisfaction the DA felt when he made that charge stick lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1731094769726640393)  2023-12-02T23:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ideally we could do both but if it's impossible to save George Santos we need to make Christian Walker the next George Santos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1731277534103224335)  2023-12-03T11:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This entire three minute tiktok is the gay version of rowdy Vikings momentarily dropping all the whoring and fighting and drinking to sit and listen quietly while a skald sings a saga about the mischiefs and tragedies of the gods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1731278285445775406)  2023-12-03T11:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"But yeah: it would be nice if one lesson people would learn from this was to not fall for a charismatic grifter because they seem to hate the people you also hate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1731553592702615889)  2023-12-04T05:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Jeremy Irons in anything at all any role. The Lion King What if the devil was a lion. Lolita What if the devil was a pedophile. Die Hard [--] What if the devil was a riddle enthusiast. Reversal of Fortune What if the devil were ANOTHER wife killer defended by Alan Dershowitz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1731687590644912364)  2023-12-04T14:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MrDelRivero That car looks like it got pulled out of a river lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1731953264747286579)  2023-12-05T08:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So [--] years ago the hottest thing ever was for the president's Hollywood mistress to show up at his birthday party and serenade him with a breathy pouty rendition of the Happy Birthday song. But because gays are stupid we still think it's hot when a guy in a dress does it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1732376437091377213)  2023-12-06T12:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"That's it. That's what's at the root of the panic about drag and gender. Straight people misunderstanding that for us the brain damaged gays of this decaying civilization it is both funny and also kinda slutty and hot when a man flaunts and struts in a skirt like Marilyn Monroe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1732377372588966063)  2023-12-06T12:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This cannot be based on any real numbers. On one end: I refuse to believe that the average Italian stops everything to take EIGHT SHITS PER DAY. On the other: do you expect me to believe that an island of alcoholics like Ireland only shits twice a week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1732392282119090190)  2023-12-06T13:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The real power move would be to reveal that she has never heard even one single Coldplay song; "Nothing against Chris' band I just don't like death metal.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1732741508531380681)  2023-12-07T12:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The secret to this thing's success will be if they serve McDonalds breakfast sandwiches all day. It's a psychopathically ill-conceived ploy doomed to fail spectacularly. But through sheer tyranny of will and selling McMuffins at all times they'll probably make it work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733124705261945189)  2023-12-08T14:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I like how the AI's concept of "build Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land" is "needs more dark satanic mills""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733293227820683380)  2023-12-09T01:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I hate the German rapping bishop. Who is that for. The TLM people hate it the normal people don't get it and the person most equipped to enjoy watching a priest do a Hamilton style homily all clad in Flava Flav vestments - me a gay protestant - hates it too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733875327686906033)  2023-12-10T15:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@smithkl42 Of course. Here: tell me if this is a reasonable way to treat another moral actor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733881983443276098)  2023-12-10T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@smithkl42 You own nothing except whatever you could find in the trash and have nowhere to go except some spot in the street where you can sleep. I a wealthy condominium dweller am righteously holding you to account for your decisions by destroying what little you have left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733882995394617568)  2023-12-10T16:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@suzania Twitch meets Church. Welcome to TWRK the worst app ever created. If you click on the button to install it God immediately rewrites the history of the cosmos so that you were never born"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733884347411726712)  2023-12-10T16:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"By "sharing space" let it be clear she does not mean that homeless people invaded anyone's house or back yard. She's referring to sidewalks in the general vicinity of a condominium for millionaires"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1733900704169767301)  2023-12-10T17:25Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Camille Paglia voice Liking garish multicolored Christmas lights is an effeminate dionysian chthonic trait. If you were a real man you would respect and enjoy the solar appollonian glare of that ageless classic the white Christmas light"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733909467681435962)  2023-12-10T18:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I sometimes think of my uncle Roberto my dad's oldest brother a partier 24/7 smoker and heavy drinker who passed away [--] years before my father did. Years before any of us ever smoked he taught the kid cousins how to "pack" a pack of cigarettes. A troubled problematic legend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733918457043787935)  2023-12-10T18:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Roberto raised in the crazy-ass streets of midcentury Rio de Janeiro accustomed to nothing better than janky cigs that needed to be fixed before smoking: you hit the pack against the table like this Me [--] years later before opening a pack of Marlboros: *tap tap tap*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733921727783084370)  2023-12-10T18:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What I really like is men who are and act girly without actually looking like girls. No cross-dressing no weird stuff with panties please. I just want a man who is basically Niles from "Frasier". I am a Niles-sexual I want a catty sherry drinker with Opinions about opera"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733930393395453966)  2023-12-10T19:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Googling "is david hyde pierce on twitter""  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1733931123439272329)  2023-12-10T19:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you think students are using AI "as assistance to build a framework" and not to just pass a course doing zero work might I interest you in an incredible investment opportunity. I have several bridges in my portfolio one of them is sure to catch your eye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1734628028653687193)  2023-12-12T17:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"President Trump please come back I can barely afford to get steak and lobster delivered to my large hungry teenage sons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1735213581648457910)  2023-12-14T08:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"guy who bitches and screams about how western birthrates spell the doom of civilization voice I can't wait until Elon finally released the robot wife trying to demean and emotionally brutalize a Fleshlight is kinda tough it doesn't have a face etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1735228410098520488)  2023-12-14T09:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"1) the very idea of arresting a child for pissing is outrageous. The cops who arrested him and the judge who sentenced him should have "I PUT A [--] YEAR OLD ON PROBATION FOR PISSING" stamped on all their clothes like the scarlet letter. 2) I must know: WHY Kobe Bryant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1735234488957845660)  2023-12-14T09:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@henryjkwallis @suzania The particularly perverse detail that you're leaving out is that he isn't ordering one mushy cold unpalatable blooming onion. He is quite specifically ordering TWO of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1735237764256264309)  2023-12-14T09:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@henryjkwallis @suzania It's like if I in Texas had a McDonalds order that was only and exclusively unit after order of medium french fries two full bags filled to the brim with medium cartons of french fries and had them brought in at the cost of $400 from a location in Gary Indiana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1735238970861142214)  2023-12-14T10:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Sometimes it strikes me how funny homosexuality is. Like: you nurture all these grand romantic emotions you develop this grand mythos about love and destiny and the communion of souls but at the end of the day you're still just using your dick to poke another dude up the butt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1735251088201089479)  2023-12-14T10:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Jefferson had his own version of the Bible with all the miracles edited out. The Founding Fathers never imagined that literal Satan worshippers existed but they DID know about libertarian reddit atheist satanists because one of them wrote the Declaration of Independence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1735948956641702347)  2023-12-16T09:04Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"I hate this disgusting abomination (the exploding camambertburger not drey)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1737973904751083684)  2023-12-21T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This was the first song at church today you know I was belting it out loud and strong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1738991862990389264)  2023-12-24T18:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Merry Christmas kings queens NB monarchs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1739311338038477030)  2023-12-25T15:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"WTF is a "Christmas cracker". Is that what English people call elves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1739458466387792211)  2023-12-26T01:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""bestie" is a girl who knows what she wants and has put in the sewing hours to prove it. Look at the hoodie my tube map loving son got from his bestie - she hand sewed it for him. https://t.co/204k8ar1r8 Look at the hoodie my tube map loving son got from his bestie - she hand sewed it for him. https://t.co/204k8ar1r8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1739470722412486693)  2023-12-26T02:18Z [----] followers, 3.7M engagements


"The most prominent new atheist style posters today are exactly the social media influencers organizing the religious right and riling them up with deliberately confected queer panic campaigns. You fucking idiot. The religious right in the United States was not in fact defeated. Their movement is on the march and they have a very clear terrifying agenda that Democrats have proven themselves totally incapable of effectively countering. https://t.co/YkSraoIwTZ https://t.co/mPNJ0Mtxpc The religious right in the United States was not in fact defeated. Their movement is on the march and they have a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739475850238574632)  2023-12-26T02:38Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"GOD CREATED TWO SCREWS GENDER FREAKS. This but unironically lmao https://t.co/wzYPOQSoIh This but unironically lmao https://t.co/wzYPOQSoIh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739477246438449440)  2023-12-26T02:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"I love Hereditary but I genuinely think it is an evil movie. It is literally a guilty pleasure in that I have not rewatched it many times but the few times I have I felt like I had just sat through two hours of spiritual pornography made for demons. What are some examples of truly evil movies Not necessarily in terms of depicting it or thematizing it (or ideology/politics) but that truly feel like theyre channeling something awful into the world(This was prompted by preparing a lecture on SPOORLOS). What are some examples of truly evil movies Not necessarily in terms of depicting it or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1739478573449195696)  2023-12-26T02:49Z [----] followers, 14.3K engagements


"@WASPmexicano Going to church on Christmas Eve really hits extra special when it's the first time you've been in church since forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739479296152875142)  2023-12-26T02:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"How is your day All I wanted to do all week but had to wait until today which was get my rental sorted out I wasn't able to do. But otoh I DID get to spend the entire day with people telling me I have never had friends or ever been loved because I tweeted about a gift lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739833843530498235)  2023-12-27T02:21Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"LMAO he's roasting us and he is right to do so. I love my queer Protestant friends but sometimes you guys be posting a pic of your fav theologian and be like his thinking changed my life ❤❤❤ and then the guy looks like this https://t.co/8HQtfDrj1h I love my queer Protestant friends but sometimes you guys be posting a pic of your fav theologian and be like his thinking changed my life ❤❤❤ and then the guy looks like this https://t.co/8HQtfDrj1h"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1740087639494336972)  2023-12-27T19:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ok I'm vegan now. https://t.co/0oUxDBB7s2 https://t.co/0oUxDBB7s2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740926524499296430)  2023-12-30T02:43Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"HANK HILL IS CANONICALLY ARMINIAN. what the fuck is Methodism https://t.co/NewVgDqSVt what the fuck is Methodism https://t.co/NewVgDqSVt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1741243498358083622)  2023-12-30T23:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"By what possible metric is this woman mid. FFS I'm gayer than a tarot deck and I would marry her. Every man deserves a quirky mid to wake him up in the morning and make him breakfast like this https://t.co/9cN9qKWXNO Every man deserves a quirky mid to wake him up in the morning and make him breakfast like this https://t.co/9cN9qKWXNO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1741248320859697616)  2023-12-31T00:02Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements


"@spellgage Yes. In peace. Cuz it ded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1741310298869407920)  2023-12-31T04:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"TRANSGENDER RETRIBUTION SYPHILIS God in heaven wtf did I even do against the trans. The first [--] words you see are whats in store for you in the New Year. 🥂 https://t.co/RROyjxFdaP The first [--] words you see are whats in store for you in the New Year. 🥂 https://t.co/RROyjxFdaP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741670834131869920)  2024-01-01T04:01Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Lmao look at that smug lil face. Let's go https://t.co/NrXyXGVlyS Let's go https://t.co/NrXyXGVlyS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1741710668049309769)  2024-01-01T06:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"A fun development: now whenever in the car when I press the little mic button and tell it "play Taylor Swift" it goes "sorry can't find that". But when I tell it "play the artist Taylor Swift" it starts playing Taylor Swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1742221871246950676)  2024-01-02T16:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm sorry car that I didn't specify which Taylor Swift I wanted you to play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1742222149006279028)  2024-01-02T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"tomorrow Me: play Taylor Swift. This Dumbass Swiftie Car: no. I want to hear you say it. Me: (sigh) play the diva Taylor Swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742225231945613508)  2024-01-02T16:43Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"President Gay has resigned. The lights are going out in the West"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1742293012275720296)  2024-01-02T21:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@blagojevism Too many people doing horror with public domain properties not enough people doing smut. Where are the Father Brown adventures where he delves into the realm of the senses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1742384345271226383)  2024-01-03T03:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Can we please not do this. Harvard president's resignation highlights new conservative weapon against colleges: plagiarism https://t.co/GiVkT3LgUo Harvard president's resignation highlights new conservative weapon against colleges: plagiarism https://t.co/GiVkT3LgUo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742565686289781244)  2024-01-03T15:16Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Make George Santos the next president of Harvard on the condition that he change his last name to Gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742994343370096860)  2024-01-04T19:40Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"There are no words to describe how much I want to eat this entire thing. weekly treats are so back todays is a lemon tiramisu (sorry Italian authenticity experts.) limoncello and basil-soaked ladyfingers a lemon-mascarpone filling and fresh lemon curd on top 🍋🍋🍋 https://t.co/EnaEyY3nYe weekly treats are so back todays is a lemon tiramisu (sorry Italian authenticity experts.) limoncello and basil-soaked ladyfingers a lemon-mascarpone filling and fresh lemon curd on top 🍋🍋🍋 https://t.co/EnaEyY3nYe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1743085385607962968)  2024-01-05T01:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Can you imagine how glorious Harvard Christmases would be with President Melania. It was too beautiful to ever become real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743317918190850185)  2024-01-05T17:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"After Donald succeeding Obama the liberal establishment decided that never again would a President Trump follow a President Gay and Melania unfortunately is paying the price for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743318793021948360)  2024-01-05T17:09Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Every time I see this AI thingamajig on my TL Troye Sivan's "Rush" starts playing. Pope just crowd surfing to the horniest twink-pop. The Pope is in free-fall. In your charity pray for his conversion. It is a spiritual work of mercy to care for his soul. We know he is confusing the little ones - our children. Remember the millstone warning from Our Lord. https://t.co/7NrPhiucaC The Pope is in free-fall. In your charity pray for his conversion. It is a spiritual work of mercy to care for his soul. We know he is confusing the little ones - our children. Remember the millstone warning from Our"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1743373787565883515)  2024-01-05T20:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Every civilization gets the Jonah they deserve and what they all have in common is everyone else getting sick of their bullshit and tossing them overboard. https://t.co/qCS6Ul9rzE https://t.co/qCS6Ul9rzE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1743413773975597148)  2024-01-05T23:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Every single key to every single door in the Vatican being just carried around on a handful of keychains is one of the single most Italian things I have ever seen. It's the Italian version of Ireland's president being a literal leprechaun poet with a big friendly dog. https://t.co/lzK4v6saNb https://t.co/lzK4v6saNb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1743461026861851021)  2024-01-06T02:34Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"Ok. What the fuck is a stanley cup. Is it a trophy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1743842658357821706)  2024-01-07T03:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There is a book to be written on the difference between errands and chores. What a joy it is to run errands What a slog it is to do chores. We skip our heart sings as we jaunt around town running errands Our heart groans and our arms wither under the tyranny of chores"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1744166103268446364)  2024-01-08T01:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AStratelates @suzania No I'm right. If someone asked you out of the blue with no further details if you would rather run an errand or do a chore we all know which is the obvious easy answer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744169306965881157)  2024-01-08T01:29Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"trying to explain something to the GOP donor class You know that guy at the sex dungeon who's always getting spanked @M_Millerman @im_1776 I have never managed to read an entire Yarvin essay given his insufferable prose but my general conclusion is that I like him in person (hi Curtis) but his writing betrays a deep unmanly kink for losing. Hes the guy at the sex club getting spanked and abused and then @M_Millerman @im_1776 I have never managed to read an entire Yarvin essay given his insufferable prose but my general conclusion is that I like him in person (hi Curtis) but his writing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1744474055355334656)  2024-01-08T21:40Z [----] followers, 16K engagements


"Speak for yourself. I plan to be delicious. Even more so than I am right now. I hope Zuckerberg never farms me. I dont want to eat ten thousand pounds of macadamia I hope Zuckerberg never farms me. I dont want to eat ten thousand pounds of macadamia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/kisstheblade_/status/1745178078651761136)  2024-01-10T20:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MatthewSitman Truly a chuck a book any book at the person's head situation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745247798704865386)  2024-01-11T00:54Z [--] followers, [---] engagements

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