# ![@janhopi Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3246869357.png) @janhopi Jan

Jan posts on X about if you, in the, premier league, the world the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[premier league](/list/premier-league)  3.91% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  3.13% [finance](/list/finance)  3.13% [countries](/list/countries)  3.13% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.34% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.56% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.78% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.78% [bundesliga](/list/bundesliga)  0.78% [champions league](/list/champions-league)  0.78%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 4.69%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 3.91%, [premier league](/topic/premier-league) 3.13%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 3.13%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 2.34%, [money](/topic/money) 2.34%, [premier](/topic/premier) 2.34%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 2.34%, [imagine](/topic/imagine) 2.34%, [to the](/topic/to-the) 2.34%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@gluva1989](/creator/undefined) [@jackbarsenal](/creator/undefined) [@somethingribald](/creator/undefined) [@joolsd](/creator/undefined) [@maxradwan](/creator/undefined) [@hesfivefootfour](/creator/undefined) [@agenuineoutlaw](/creator/undefined) [@albyearley](/creator/undefined) [@beltransoldmole](/creator/undefined) [@soupyferns](/creator/undefined) [@mulletrider](/creator/undefined) [@billycarpy](/creator/undefined) [@soyciologist](/creator/undefined) [@perthshiremags](/creator/undefined) [@dixreloaded](/creator/undefined) [@f3ldm4n](/creator/undefined) [@breadandposes](/creator/undefined) [@fesshole](/creator/undefined) [@theiconic15](/creator/undefined) [@0x04637](/creator/undefined)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I don't think the problem with Fennell's films is that they're too violent and pornographic. if anything it's the other way round - she's unable to commit to them except as petty provocations. Emerald Fennell films are perfect for the era of Trump and post-Musk social media because everyone knows all along that theyre bad but the alternatives are hard to access and eventually people just give in and listlessly accept the dumb porn plus violence as entertainment Emerald Fennell films are perfect for the era of Trump and post-Musk social media because everyone knows all along that theyre bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022304256380858776)  2026-02-13T13:38Z [----] followers, 71.5K engagements


"I do think this stuff is almost completely ironic and a bunch of millennials acting like it's real are making themselves look foolish Clavicular caught a CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike in fear of becoming a BLOATCEL after his assistant forgot to remove the cheese off his cheeseburger 😭 https://t.co/aQ54CVkoeT Clavicular caught a CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike in fear of becoming a BLOATCEL after his assistant forgot to remove the cheese off his cheeseburger 😭 https://t.co/aQ54CVkoeT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021594191420112960)  2026-02-11T14:36Z [----] followers, 100.6K engagements


"@fesshole what actually happened is the cleaners found it a week later defrosted it and threw it in the bin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022321610087088518)  2026-02-13T14:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Joe Pasquale Questions Cosmological Argument For Existence of God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022652972358897736)  2026-02-14T12:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There's an old Big Train sketch about a man who just has enough in the middle of a boring meeting. Gets up and walks out without a word. Leaves the building keeps walking. City becomes suburb becomes countryside and he keeps walking. Finally he reaches a halt in the middle of a Pitch for _Lord of the Files_ in which a group of office workers are stranded on a desert island and revert to bureaucracy. Pitch for _Lord of the Files_ in which a group of office workers are stranded on a desert island and revert to bureaucracy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022666468329214180)  2026-02-14T13:37Z [----] followers, 792.6K engagements


"I think in the grand history of insane celebrities this is just a mutation not a development. Obviously it's inhuman and he should be put down like a dog but I don't think it's fundamentally different to the aliens that celebrities have always been. this is so grim https://t.co/xYgsj36W4D this is so grim https://t.co/xYgsj36W4D"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022688604510892171)  2026-02-14T15:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People have been saying "call me crazy but I'd like to see us try playing two creative players" basically since the day Arteta was hired. At this point it's a bit like still believing in Santa Claus. I still think Id like to see more of the Rice Odegaard Eze midfield three. Maybe Im just a hopeless sucker and its not an every game fit but I think there are plenty of chances where it makes sense plus we need to find Zubi some rest/rotation. I still think Id like to see more of the Rice Odegaard Eze midfield three. Maybe Im just a hopeless sucker and its not an every game fit but I think there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022688825198416002)  2026-02-14T15:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BeltransOldMole @jackbarsenal I think the idea is that Jesus is the "creator" in a sense obviously he's not a traditional creative midfielder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020168647168139264)  2026-02-07T16:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BeltransOldMole outside the box is honourary set piece (I feel like it was the second phase after a corner anyway right)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020174530845741149)  2026-02-07T16:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"just seen the Romero red card and I do actually agree he got it because of his reputation. however that is completely correct because he always deliberately follows through on shots or clearances to hurt the opponent with plausible deniability. bang to rights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020187348009677290)  2026-02-07T17:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SomethingRibald yeah. we've got a proper God Squad as well to be honest. would hate to know their views which only Guhi was stupid enough to air"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020320538128970038)  2026-02-08T02:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"my personal theory is that niche online memes about David Foster Wallace have had about the same impact on anglophone literacy levels as I have My personal conspiracy theory is that we destroyed literacy in order to eliminate a fabricated "lit bro" threat https://t.co/dtrua41BlE My personal conspiracy theory is that we destroyed literacy in order to eliminate a fabricated "lit bro" threat https://t.co/dtrua41BlE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020538379784364058)  2026-02-08T16:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I thought a bit hard and these were also great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020642308132425951)  2026-02-08T23:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SomethingRibald aaahh couldn't remember if you were posting about it at the time (and didn't go and check tbf). he's still been their best player this season to be fair. I'd have him. we should put in a cheeky bid I'm sure he would rather play Champions League football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020653404142579904)  2026-02-09T00:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@soupyferns People call it a series but there's basically no continuity. A minor character from a previous book usually gets promoted to protagonist. But yes pretty much. It's in Dublin and there's more murders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2020879389534163249)  2026-02-09T15:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"who's going to be the first brave soldier to say Wuthering Heights was actually good then someone should at least pretend to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021221124504203642)  2026-02-10T13:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Streeting is a quite unbelievable weasel but credit where it's due he's far more efficient at being a weasel than most of them. He's a A* weasel. You almost have to respect it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021225911111004490)  2026-02-10T14:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"they'll probably find another major pop star I imagine i genuinely have no idea how they're gonna follow up a four-year run of rihanna usher kendrick lamar and bad bunny for next year's halftime show. genuinely how do you go up from here i genuinely have no idea how they're gonna follow up a four-year run of rihanna usher kendrick lamar and bad bunny for next year's halftime show. genuinely how do you go up from here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021227599855231131)  2026-02-10T14:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"do you think the director was banging his head against a wall trying to get him give it a bit of vim and then stopped trying after a dozen takes or do you think that maybe the muted everyday way in which he says it is in fact why it's effective"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021678157389021663)  2026-02-11T20:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@AGenuineOutlaw @jackbarsenal yes it's certainly better than them battering them but I am still allowed to be annoyed at them getting points while not good because they might improve. hopefully not eh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021697714702946411)  2026-02-11T21:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MaxRadwan I'm being realistic though he's the only one they *can* sack as the board won't sack themselves and both Vinai and Edu are gone as you say. someone's head needs to roll and he's the one left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021963491515805864)  2026-02-12T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm seriously losing track here white people now enjoy carbs too much when did that come in All the white ppl in the replies are like why would you need another carb Theres potato in this. Lmaaooo Anyways the answer is rice. All the white ppl in the replies are like why would you need another carb Theres potato in this. Lmaaooo Anyways the answer is rice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021974203134881879)  2026-02-12T15:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@joolsd probably at the same time as improvements in enterprise stuff though. it is interesting that OpenAI released that short story that Jeanette Winterson liked (it wasn't great obviously but the prose was manifestly better than most commercial models) and then.where did that go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021976961476886727)  2026-02-12T15:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@joolsd because GPT sure as shit isn't producing anything like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021977026165715124)  2026-02-12T15:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@joolsd interesting that it seems specifically incompatible with writing anything interesting though. obviously they've inclined towards the use case with more money in it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021977928439910549)  2026-02-12T16:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@joolsd do you think I was always under the impression that polluting their own data like that would be strongly avoided. unless you just mean that it's inescapable/they aren't able to adequately differentiate when putting together the set"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021978778566897784)  2026-02-12T16:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"does anyone know what actually happened to the ChatGPT model which could allegedly write prose Because no model has actually been able to demonstrate it since. Seems very plausible that it was a hoax. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/mar/12/jeanette-winterson-ai-alternative-intelligence-its-capacity-to-be-other-is-just-what-the-human-race-needs https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/mar/12/jeanette-winterson-ai-alternative-intelligence-its-capacity-to-be-other-is-just-what-the-human-race-needs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021979745668493693)  2026-02-12T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SomethingRibald oh it was mad all over the shop. 9-5 Saturday 2-10pm one day 12-7 another 5-10 another. [-----] hours total though I'd often top-up if it was a lazy day and somebody needed cover"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022000101007491525)  2026-02-12T17:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlbyEarley Well that's part of the issue isn't it maybe the people building infrastructure are losing out (though I highly doubt "we have too much data centre capacity" will be that much of a problem in and of itself) but investors are largely benefiting from the hype too it inflates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022002514162557346)  2026-02-12T17:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"is the placebo effect kind of a real like Roko's Basilisk does knowledge of the placebo effect make it less likely to work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022021575474815095)  2026-02-12T18:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jackbarsenal Yeah set pieces and long shots breaking things open as usual. Both Leeds and Sunderland the same after mediocre performances. Then we get confidence and the opponent has to come out. I just can't believe it's sustainable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022049574484086963)  2026-02-12T20:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"It's funny they spent so much time gassing him up on the last Arsecast. He loves breakaway goals when we're already winning what's new. Still not good enough. Teams that win the league score that goal because they have killers that take that first time. Time and time again these guys have shown theyre not that Teams that win the league score that goal because they have killers that take that first time. Time and time again these guys have shown theyre not that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022067294311203102)  2026-02-12T21:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We go around in circles though. All of these attackers score more goals in a team which knows how to attack. Same story for 3-4 years. This is the team we have. We'll either win an unwatchable league or lose one. Buckle up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022067918050398634)  2026-02-12T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The funny thing about the "AGI in [--] years" thing that tech CEOs seem to be cohering around is that if you put it to the current models as a prompt they are all immensely skeptical and circle around calling them hucksters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022315448797216977)  2026-02-13T14:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I know it's not really a meaningful test but there is a pleasant irony in them saying "no we're not" so consistently"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022315451531801042)  2026-02-13T14:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MaxRadwan and both Leeds and Sunderland were broken open by either set pieces or a long shot which is almost always the case when we score more than [--] or 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022318798099886578)  2026-02-13T14:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jackbarsenal It's certainly *meant* to mean "real" Artificial Intelligence since AI has come to just mean LLMs. obviously what constitutes real intelligence is an open question but it's still an extraordinarily high bar which we manifestly won't reach in [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022341735037251788)  2026-02-13T16:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlbyEarley oh sorry Bulgaria are Schengen now never mind. but you hear it a lot about Albania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022718461441712238)  2026-02-14T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@gluva1989 @jackbarsenal None of the elite attackers in the premier league have been the best in the world when they were bought. That's why I said talent ID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022091490986754138)  2026-02-12T23:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlbyEarley people are often going on about places which are outside of but nearby to Schengen so you get easy hops into Europe but no nasty VISA requirements. and also if you have some sort of residency permit when they enter Schengen you might be able to transition with them I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022718276531355866)  2026-02-14T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pep is just the Catalan version of "Joe". I think he would lose some of his mystique if he was called Joe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022700173814579603)  2026-02-14T15:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Hesfivefootfour @jackbarsenal @theiconic15 Odegaard might be a problem on the pitch atm but I don't think he's a problem as a second choice and I wouldn't be in a hurry to move him on for the various other things he brings to the team. Same with Kai tbh. Who's taking their wages anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022735940754760038)  2026-02-14T18:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I like the very sweaty extremely wired-looking guy following along. not sure what his purpose is. I suppose he's getting friendly-mogged. maybe that's why he's looking so ghastly. he's taking megawatt mogparticles all day. he's like a radiographer without the lead apron. After a PEACE TREATY was REJECTED by the ASU FRAT LEADER a visibly IRRITATED Androgenic initiated a MOG WAR 🫢 https://t.co/AbEsyxSijL After a PEACE TREATY was REJECTED by the ASU FRAT LEADER a visibly IRRITATED Androgenic initiated a MOG WAR 🫢 https://t.co/AbEsyxSijL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022788295432794115)  2026-02-14T21:41Z [----] followers, 206.3K engagements


"This is by a distance the maddest thing I've ever had this many likes on: a mostly incorrect recollection of a sketch that was on TV around the time the towers fell. and they say this website is dying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022801496866185515)  2026-02-14T22:33Z [----] followers, 41.2K engagements


"@0x04637 I see thankyou. and does anyone know what's wrong with him or are they still working on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022808860960936106)  2026-02-14T23:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"won't happen but sacking Mikel Arteta remains the only appropriate (in fact the bare minimum) appropriate response to this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021944919720632814)  2026-02-12T13:50Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements


"the period where I was working part time in the library was probably the best balance I ever had it was a better shift pattern away from being perfect. and I could still afford my nice flat. and there were extra hours available if I wanted them. didn't know how good I had it. Being employed gives me too little free time but being unemployed gives me too much free time. Ideally there would be a 3rd option that gives me just the right amount of free time. Being employed gives me too little free time but being unemployed gives me too much free time. Ideally there would be a 3rd option that gives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021971070660882905)  2026-02-12T15:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Something quite freeing about knowing that were going to blow it again. Arteta is an evil man and he doesn't deserve anything. Inshallah Thomas Tuchel comes in for 25/26 and gives these players the pot they deserve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022070067639595228)  2026-02-12T22:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MaxRadwan He's simultaneously in bad form (like [--] months worth) and also our single point of failure. He can get back to his best or we can have some hard conversations. That's it really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022092752948015350)  2026-02-12T23:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@gluva1989 @jackbarsenal I just took it as implicit. Any elite player the Premier League has had since Arteta joined has played for someone else. Throw a dart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022096055370997828)  2026-02-12T23:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@bat020 Brewdog on tap just seems to be more expensive than smaller craft breweries for some reason. Or at least at a similar price point. And the beers aren't as good. It's like they went mass market and instead of benefiting from economies of scale they said fuck it we're still dear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022661369024385244)  2026-02-14T13:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mulletrider I think it's just any finish he acts on instinct. some strikers are good on instinct but I actually think he's the opposite. when he has time to clear his head he's great - remember those two finishes in the same Crystal Palace game - but when he's operating at his usual 100mph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022688212737757241)  2026-02-14T15:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"fascinated by the fact that TERRORIST DICTATORSHIP seem to be playing a more modern 4-3-3 formation Being liberal & anti-Israel is an old paradigm. The world has changed. Change too. https://t.co/VJ5IXcEegO Being liberal & anti-Israel is an old paradigm. The world has changed. Change too. https://t.co/VJ5IXcEegO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1724113488056865040)  2023-11-13T17:14Z [----] followers, 232.3K engagements


"this guy's just run off with my toilet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2021682781470761146)  2026-02-11T20:28Z [----] followers, 345.8K engagements


"@billycarpy Right but across all comps is the tell really isn't it Is that a meaningful metric any more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022094930211115147)  2026-02-12T23:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the Claremont is a hell of a place quite how it's still serving is beyond me. a real "cash only" holdout but it's a massive old Edwardian thing that never has anyone in it. must be losing money hand over fist. Today I walked the [---] miles to work. From Withington through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir 'Jim Rat' has never visited & never will. The Claremont pub is still serving and the area's alright if a little run down. The final shot is of 'Jim's World' of bribery & money. https://t.co/qQoEWmULMz Today I walked the [---] miles to work. From Withington through Moss Side & Hulme- the bit Sir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022313481140113586)  2026-02-13T14:14Z [----] followers, 16.6K engagements


"@soyciologist oh yes I can see this is Bangkok now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/2022860681888792603)  2026-02-15T02:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Robot_Cooper walked right into this one so I'll pretend I set it up on purpose instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1735302331619569835)  2023-12-14T14:14Z [----] followers, 206.7K engagements


"reading about a pub in Salford that's so rough that in [----] two men went in to kill someone and were instead shot by several unrelated customers who had their own guns but were trying to watch Newcastle vs Manchester United"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1737408781850485003)  2023-12-20T09:45Z [----] followers, 630.3K engagements


"unable to stop my brain saying this every time it's wimdy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1737764402965680245)  2023-12-21T09:18Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"if you had never heard of autism before and you came online you'd assume it meant something like "wizard" if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1739952782218514807)  2023-12-27T10:14Z [----] followers, 808.3K engagements


"look I'm not saying it doesn't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1739952783728529639)  2023-12-27T10:14Z [----] followers, 26.8K engagements


"is that canonical piece of art from the past 'mid' or are you just seeing it with all its influences pastiches rip-offs and rebuttals fully culturally digested so that nothing about it is surprising and any sense of what it was reacting to or in conversation with is lost to you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741047703734464992)  2023-12-30T10:44Z [----] followers, 124.9K engagements


"Tony's Chocolonely if that's even your real name you've had your fun but it's time to grow up and put the chocolate in squares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741145478543163869)  2023-12-30T17:13Z [----] followers, 598.6K engagements


"it's so mad to me that Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems was a real basketball player he's incredible in it. imagine Alan Shearer turning up in a movie and actually being good. incomprehensible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743606598717624425)  2024-01-06T12:13Z [----] followers, 73.8K engagements


"you're not bottling up your feelings enough. bottle even harder. and for god sake stop talking to your mates Share❤ https://t.co/St92fUaY0O Share❤ https://t.co/St92fUaY0O"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746837613619577035)  2024-01-15T10:11Z [----] followers, 490.2K engagements


"@PerthshireMags He even moved the foam 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1748775901322510781)  2024-01-20T18:34Z [----] followers, 55.6K engagements


"immediately chartering a plane to fly out to Turkey so I can shake this man by the shoulders and scream at him to take the job in Portugal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1757340954497847461)  2024-02-13T09:48Z [----] followers, 869.8K engagements


"@PerthshireMags yeah he says downthread that's about what he'd be getting. for a new family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1757343438222086164)  2024-02-13T09:58Z [----] followers, 89.2K engagements


"really trying not to get too angry at Esther Ghey for what it's worth but the outcome of all of this will be greater harm caused and she needs to stop. Brianna was addicted to social media: teens need online protection - today's front page from The Independent 📰 You can download a digital newspaper every morning with a subscription to Independent Premium Subscribe here 👉 https://t.co/hepOhU5vPy https://t.co/l2RnSLyEE2 Brianna was addicted to social media: teens need online protection - today's front page from The Independent 📰 You can download a digital newspaper every morning with a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1759880720946786695)  2024-02-20T10:00Z [----] followers, 282.1K engagements


"the bit in Goodfellas where Paulie slices the garlic so thin with a razor blade that it "liquefies" in the oil also untrue. lots of garlic misinformation out there. stay safe. episode of sex and the city where big is cooking and he says you have to brown the garlic before you put in the onions. Thats not true episode of sex and the city where big is cooking and he says you have to brown the garlic before you put in the onions. Thats not true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1760248302174339383)  2024-02-21T10:21Z [----] followers, 168K engagements


"feel like I saw a lot of mockery of this. but just to be clear this is bad and another part of our lives getting smaller meaner and more lonely because there isn't any profit left to be squeezed from it once the landlords have had their cut. Nightlife experts warn we're losing one club every two days at the moment - and if we stay on this trajectory we will have none left by [----] Read more 🔗 https://t.co/eMftFkHGIr Nightlife experts warn we're losing one club every two days at the moment - and if we stay on this trajectory we will have none left by [----] Read more 🔗 https://t.co/eMftFkHGIr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1762765377925177433)  2024-02-28T09:03Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements


"@tinscognito__ what if I already worship at the altars of Drum and Bass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1762770008139018722)  2024-02-28T09:21Z [----] followers, 42.9K engagements


"sorry but this just isn't accurate modern day archaeologists are always digging up child skeletons riddled with leprosy and they say "heh heh heh let's call this one Rincewind" and then go for a pint of stout. https://t.co/5e0xLKmb0l https://t.co/5e0xLKmb0l"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1762868910657872271)  2024-02-28T15:54Z [----] followers, 91.7K engagements


"Guys The whole fucking UK right now is the Willy Wonka Experience Guys The whole fucking UK right now is the Willy Wonka Experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1763152247762911710)  2024-02-29T10:40Z [----] followers, 513.1K engagements


"if you don't want fringe candidates like Galloway elected don't try and turn "opposing a genocide" into a fringe position. it's as simple as that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1763473777466499270)  2024-03-01T07:58Z [----] followers, 47.4K engagements


"I'm an [----] gorilla joke truther. nobody was making gags like this in [----]. the language is all wrong. I'll go months without seeing this and then fucking die laughing again https://t.co/OKT2ZWt8w2 I'll go months without seeing this and then fucking die laughing again https://t.co/OKT2ZWt8w2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1764233831589052637)  2024-03-03T10:18Z [----] followers, 688.8K engagements


"serious question is there like a fundamental human need to be categorised saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1764575677871743257)  2024-03-04T08:56Z [----] followers, 63.1K engagements


"doesn't seem ideal that a functional and charged smartphone is a minimum requirement to participate in society. Black Mirror all is forgiven. @jackfifield Hi Jack it is your responsibility to ensure your device is charged and ready to show your ticket. We are unable to print off E-Tickets and wouldn't be able to access your account to do so anyway. SC @jackfifield Hi Jack it is your responsibility to ensure your device is charged and ready to show your ticket. We are unable to print off E-Tickets and wouldn't be able to access your account to do so anyway. SC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1764945547784282127)  2024-03-05T09:26Z [----] followers, 45.7K engagements


"I'm pretty Flight of the Conchords sympathetic but 00s comedy gangsta rap parodies were a really dark time for the culture https://t.co/XasYoLUGSQ https://t.co/XasYoLUGSQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1766032634868535466)  2024-03-08T09:26Z [----] followers, 1.5M engagements


"I can think of at least seven very few countries in the world you can have a coffee overlooking one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. https://t.co/y3IFgS3MdN very few countries in the world you can have a coffee overlooking one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. https://t.co/y3IFgS3MdN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1766098897024188811)  2024-03-08T13:49Z [----] followers, 6.6M engagements


"lot of people who seem to struggle to grasp that I exist outside of linear time. very embarrassing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1766122197100224992)  2024-03-08T15:21Z [----] followers, 261.5K engagements


"@dix_reloaded to me they were but I don't believe in borders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1766128297195311278)  2024-03-08T15:46Z [----] followers, 250.7K engagements


"@dowicak @dix_reloaded yeah you got me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1766137530502594999)  2024-03-08T16:22Z [----] followers, 62K engagements


"Could take this two different ways couldn't you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1771844369814819166)  2024-03-24T10:19Z [----] followers, 180.5K engagements


"what a find on r/gunners unreal it's definitely him isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1772398657557373422)  2024-03-25T23:02Z [----] followers, 449.7K engagements


"@sertrolvis @JustinWhang this is the last thing I saw before I died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1774489941029876065)  2024-03-31T17:32Z [----] followers, 17.5K engagements


"How did Jesus walk out of the tomb How did Jesus walk out of the tomb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1774825708667228263)  2024-04-01T15:46Z [----] followers, 64.8K engagements


"not being able to enjoy a historical Tory disaster because the party replacing them is still pro-genocide pro-landlord racist transphobic pro-privatisation all total cunts who want you dead. that's a shame isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1775088324660670475)  2024-04-02T09:10Z [----] followers, 40K engagements


"I went to an afterparty in this loft bar a couple of weeks ago and they had a load of psychedelic designs projected on the walls. but because it was on youtube it kept cutting to adverts for IBS relief and Pot Noodle. an exceptional vibe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1786324992344375442)  2024-05-03T09:20Z [----] followers, 52K engagements


"Wish I could remember who said on a podcast this year that Kompany refused to change his strategy because he doesn't care about Burnley only Brand Kompany. Because they really nailed it. Vincent Kompany just led Burnley to a 19th-placed finish and relegation from the Premier League. His stock has fallen since last summer when he was courted by #CFC and #THFC. So why is he now a leading candidate at Bayern Munich @adjones_journo Vincent Kompany just led Burnley to a 19th-placed finish and relegation from the Premier League. His stock has fallen since last summer when he was courted by #CFC and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1793553370550313047)  2024-05-23T08:03Z [----] followers, 578.4K engagements


"Imagine if instead of standing around like turkeys waiting to be shot the Labour left had used their networks resources and popularity the stadiums full of young people turning out for left wing politics to build something better. oh well better luck next time dickheads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1796103170449358882)  2024-05-30T08:55Z [----] followers, 61.6K engagements


"Maybe this is how people felt about Iraq a few years ago but I don't know how I can go back to living in a world where these people are normal politicians and journalists. That's gone now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1799612606778347591)  2024-06-09T01:20Z [----] followers, 42.7K engagements


"BBC journalists deciding they can finally put on their big boy hats and start scrutinising and being rude to Sunak because he's already lost and it won't affect their access (or funding). I wonder if they realise how transparent it is. hate them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1800458697099096360)  2024-06-11T09:22Z [----] followers, 31.9K engagements


"thing about the Greens is they aren't anticapitalist are they. and I don't believe proximity to power is going to make them more so. very reasonable to vote for them but there's nothing to actually be excited about. they're just closer to the bare minimum of decency than most"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1808758305000673467)  2024-07-04T07:02Z [----] followers, 86.3K engagements


""So how was the Louvre" "It was shit it was just hundreds and hundreds of low res videos of footballers." Hang it in the Louvre. https://t.co/o3tb2izw3B Hang it in the Louvre. https://t.co/o3tb2izw3B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1811482092213272753)  2024-07-11T19:26Z [----] followers, 1.2M engagements


"very clear that transphobes realised the weakness of their position - trans women aren't destroying elite sport because there are essentially none competing in it - so decided to invent some instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1819018601128398962)  2024-08-01T14:33Z [----] followers, 31.3K engagements


"not the point but I am amused to imagine Michael Phelps reading a series of posts saying "look at Phelps a disgusting freak with his monstrous wingspan nobody has a problem with him and he's barely human" and being like what did I do Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan double jointed ankles lung capacity twice that of an average human body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete and he is rightly celebrated for being the Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1819361540245499997)  2024-08-02T13:16Z [----] followers, 2M engagements


"it's a bit of both really isn't it. you have agency but also misery and loneliness are paralysing at times and if there are conditions making you lonelier and more atomised you're allowed to complain about that. also lots of social stuff costs money. I am a loneliness centrist. no offense but i dont think you get to sit around and complaining about being lonely and having no friends if you also say staying at home and binging netflix and scrolling tiktok is your main hobby no offense but i dont think you get to sit around and complaining about being lonely and having no friends if you also"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1833422584429318431)  2024-09-10T08:29Z [----] followers, 74.3K engagements


"RIP Eyup Lovely you made dozens and dozens of people out themselves as antisemites for some reason. thankyou for your service"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1834221589035934039)  2024-09-12T13:24Z [----] followers, 108.2K engagements


"Spanish a very respectable language but I'm afraid you can't just call a train a 'tren'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1844645930613473382)  2024-10-11T07:47Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements


"@jjvincent it's also terrifying that there is always a point somewhere in the daytime sky which you mustn't look at in case you go blind. Not that terror and worship are mutually exclusive (quite the opposite)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1846215874417393774)  2024-10-15T15:45Z [----] followers, 84.2K engagements


"have resisted a "Hi Librarian here 👋" comment until now on that thread that got everyone riled up but I would just say that almost all academic libraries are already [--] hours (with several amenities) and it's not an unmitigated good it encourages very unhealthy work practices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1848299090137792818)  2024-10-21T09:43Z [----] followers, 19.3K engagements


"the VAR guy has FPL open ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1850592086011322391)  2024-10-27T17:35Z [----] followers, 3.3M engagements


"2.8k retweets for a different shirt different pair of trousers and he couldn't even be arsed to take his glasses off. submitting a complaint to Mr Musk to have these redistributed to the more deserving posters. What do you mean youre the Andrew Garfield episode of Chicken Shop Date https://t.co/8a679eFUeV What do you mean youre the Andrew Garfield episode of Chicken Shop Date https://t.co/8a679eFUeV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1851001118748250495)  2024-10-28T20:40Z [----] followers, 751.3K engagements


"the reason Novara are so happy to throw trans people under the bus is precisely that they are the subject of a current right wing moral panic. if it was [--] years ago they'd be saying section [--] has some good points and we should watch out for gay people in toilets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1858787421929775178)  2024-11-19T08:20Z [----] followers, 36.9K engagements


"seeing this I am forced to recall the several Gregg Wallace stories in Popbitch #BreakingNews Gregg Wallace will step away from presenting MasterChef while complaints made to the BBC from individuals about historical allegations of misconduct are investigated the shows production company Banijay UK said https://t.co/XjVpHJW8Ab #BreakingNews Gregg Wallace will step away from presenting MasterChef while complaints made to the BBC from individuals about historical allegations of misconduct are investigated the shows production company Banijay UK said https://t.co/XjVpHJW8Ab"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1862101227489628573)  2024-11-28T11:48Z [----] followers, 784.5K engagements


"Watching even the most facile gestures of solidarity get chipped away again is bleak. Things are getting worse. Manchester United players abandoned the clubs plans to wear an Adidas jacket in support of the LGBTQ+ community ahead of Sundays Premier League match against Everton after Noussair Mazraoui refused to join the initiative. #MUFC #PL More from @AdamCrafton_ Manchester United players abandoned the clubs plans to wear an Adidas jacket in support of the LGBTQ+ community ahead of Sundays Premier League match against Everton after Noussair Mazraoui refused to join the initiative. #MUFC #PL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1864260904306495798)  2024-12-04T10:50Z [----] followers, 140.1K engagements


"there's something real fishy about this event I've consumed entirely through wild speculation contradictory tweets and second hand information"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1866829960914276471)  2024-12-11T12:58Z [----] followers, 392.9K engagements


"officially declaring it gauche to act like it's eccentric to read wikipedia pages please cascade this to your teams https://t.co/Xx5VUlU2dI https://t.co/Xx5VUlU2dI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1869302748946321725)  2024-12-18T08:44Z [----] followers, 590K engagements


""this is my Roman Empire I'm so boy coded" you are an adult man try reading a book instead of a wikipedia page"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1869304600735707220)  2024-12-18T08:52Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements


""I don't have the attention span to engage with anything on a deeper level but it's important for me to maintain an intellectual self image as long as I can do it via my phone" hang on sorry I'm just talking to myself at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1869309429151314402)  2024-12-18T09:11Z [----] followers, 18K engagements


"nobody older or younger than me knows how to use the computer properly i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1879912342265446610)  2025-01-16T15:23Z [----] followers, 220K engagements


"Love asking bar staff for blue roll to clean up minor spills. They think I'm one of them. Little do they know I actually have a real job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1881685851169784130)  2025-01-21T12:50Z [----] followers, 194.2K engagements


"quite a funny crisis in the FM community because people have done a bunch of exhaustive tests to confirm what was long held as a suspicion: that about 90% of the attributes and features in the game are completely cosmetic. they're just flashing lights. the great con"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1882075091300913417)  2025-01-22T14:37Z [----] followers, 770.2K engagements


"sorry for swallowing the yank bait but truly what the fuck is anyone talking about @JennyENicholson Seriously though as an American living in cold drizzly Wales its noticeable. I have a hard time getting near enough to drink if Im eating out of the house. Like were talking so little its a huge indigestion risk to eat anywhere but at home including at the in-laws house. @JennyENicholson Seriously though as an American living in cold drizzly Wales its noticeable. I have a hard time getting near enough to drink if Im eating out of the house. Like were talking so little its a huge indigestion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1883527767930843153)  2025-01-26T14:49Z [----] followers, 482.3K engagements


"AfD are polling at 22% Hitler seeing that his biggest fans in [----] are a bipolar black rapper and a gay Mexican virgin. https://t.co/eYyBgL7bXY Hitler seeing that his biggest fans in [----] are a bipolar black rapper and a gay Mexican virgin. https://t.co/eYyBgL7bXY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1888875663349682332)  2025-02-10T09:00Z [----] followers, 816.6K engagements


"come on man. you can't be called that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1898066617759592512)  2025-03-07T17:42Z [----] followers, 3.9M engagements


"octopus are so intelligent and tentacles are so obviously digits used by a thinking creature to manipulate tools that I do think even by meat-eating standards it is especially evil to eat octopus. Garlic Octopus Roll in the Italian 2nd division at SSC Bari 💷 [----] https://t.co/t38NHZjv6H Garlic Octopus Roll in the Italian 2nd division at SSC Bari 💷 [----] https://t.co/t38NHZjv6H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1898338478410084697)  2025-03-08T11:42Z [----] followers, 89.6K engagements


"every time I see this woman on the timeline she's explaining some basic aspect of humanity to [---] different morons. Fair play. Im not trying to be funny but how old are you and what is the longest relationship youve been in Im not trying to be funny but how old are you and what is the longest relationship youve been in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1901624102042927460)  2025-03-17T13:18Z [----] followers, 80.7K engagements


"Met a tedious man in a pub who said one interesting thing all night: he only drinks powdered milk because he got tired of everyone at home and at work taking his milk. I asked if he liked it and he said "No mate it's fucking disgusting". A troubled soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1902414453506719821)  2025-03-19T17:38Z [----] followers, 455.2K engagements


"I think you accept this sort of behaviour from a general eccentric or well-liked friend. But this was the most boring man alive living a mean spiteful little life. It was like meeting a demon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1902414856780959927)  2025-03-19T17:40Z [----] followers, 28.8K engagements


"thought I'd have a look at the Spanish press reporting AS call Bukayo Saka the best right winger in the world and describe him as "the torturer""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1909874727910318226)  2025-04-09T07:43Z [----] followers, 295.5K engagements


"I'm so invested in this being a disaster. they'll be paying people to attend at this rate. I want to see empty seats everywhere. 🚨 FIFA are seriously concerned about poor fan interest in the Club World Cup and have slashed ticket prices again. 🎟 Fewer than [-----] tickets have been sold for the opening match. 😳 (Source: @TheAthleticFC) https://t.co/8HlxKycCN9 🚨 FIFA are seriously concerned about poor fan interest in the Club World Cup and have slashed ticket prices again. 🎟 Fewer than [-----] tickets have been sold for the opening match. 😳 (Source: @TheAthleticFC) https://t.co/8HlxKycCN9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1932480560649187405)  2025-06-10T16:50Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements


"getting involved in left wing electoral politics again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1948656187148230689)  2025-07-25T08:06Z [----] followers, 56.1K engagements


"I wrote about my experience at San Fermn festival in Pamplona famous for the encierro - the running of the bulls. https://www.unlaced.uk/poetryandprose/sanfermin https://www.unlaced.uk/poetryandprose/sanfermin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1965657339081670771)  2025-09-10T06:03Z [----] followers, 21.1K engagements


"Hope everyone is ready for an avalanche of People's Front of Judea jokes which are seasoned with the bitter knowledge that they are essentially correct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1968687131804492047)  2025-09-18T14:42Z [----] followers, 45.4K engagements


"22 home European matches. Zero defeats. https://t.co/xNuX7EEOkl [--] home European matches. Zero defeats. https://t.co/xNuX7EEOkl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/janhopi/status/1986713887035822382)  2025-11-07T08:34Z [----] followers, 79.3K engagements

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