#  @imbethmccoll Beth McColl Beth McColl posts on X about money, tiktok, instagram, if you the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::98509211/interactions)  - [--] Week [------] -73% - [--] Month [---------] -54% - [--] Months [----------] +1,142% - [--] Year [----------] -65% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::98509211/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] -84% - [--] Months [--] +2.90% - [--] Year [--] -72% ### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::98509211/followers)  - [--] Week [-------] -0.04% - [--] Month [-------] -0.28% - [--] Months [-------] -1.60% - [--] Year [-------] -3.50% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::98509211/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [social networks](/list/social-networks) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [finance](/list/finance) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [musicians](/list/musicians) [countries](/list/countries) [stocks](/list/stocks) [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money), [tiktok](/topic/tiktok), [instagram](/topic/instagram), [if you](/topic/if-you), [i dont](/topic/i-dont), [london](/topic/london), [in the](/topic/in-the), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [chat](/topic/chat), [has been](/topic/has-been) **Top assets mentioned** [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "when im reading a novel and theres a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2015442225052651734) 2026-01-25T15:10Z 117.9K followers, 2.2M engagements "seeing people who were as vocally anti-AI as me now doing more and more little bits and bobs on chat GPT" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021971822108102698) 2026-02-12T15:37Z 117.9K followers, 22.5K engagements "she genuinely could have taken the book apart for scrap and used only what she wanted and loads of people would have loved it IF she had made a good film. instead she made several music videos and a superdrug Christmas advert Wuthering Heights is SO good when you dont have an English major in your ear telling you its nothing like the book Wuthering Heights is SO good when you dont have an English major in your ear telling you its nothing like the book" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023154340035502113) 2026-02-15T21:55Z 117.9K followers, 50.6K engagements "has there ever been a sunday scarier i cant remember how to do anything. im not ready" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2007920474433720542) 2026-01-04T21:02Z 117.9K followers, 1.7M engagements "@Slashycent tell me why its good then. cope be a person with opinions be anything" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2023173162905768246) 2026-02-15T23:10Z 117.9K followers, [---] engagements "❗talking of writing nonsense for clicks: im going to be freelancing again from now & in the new year so if you want to pay me to write something or you want some delicious pitches pls email me @ goforteddy@gmail.com . thank ❗" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1070353658334855168) 2018-12-05T16:26Z 118.1K followers, [--] engagements "today has actually been one of the most miraculous of my life and the reason is a private one (& wouldnt make much sense anyway) but nonetheless i mention it because most days since last summer have felt Hard and yet today feels really good. things do go that way they do" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1880332906046107765) 2025-01-17T19:14Z 118.1K followers, 20K engagements "I pre-ordered this book the minute I saw it and then was lucky enough to get to read it early. Its great & (spoiler alert) my pick for tomorrows What Ive Been Loving segment on @eicpod. Buy it & read it This cake my Mum got me for publication day is so incredible it could be on an episode of Is It Cake https://t.co/1CEfVC2qzH This cake my Mum got me for publication day is so incredible it could be on an episode of Is It Cake https://t.co/1CEfVC2qzH" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1912917924228083752) 2025-04-17T17:15Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements "@DrFrancesRyan @eicpod So one idea is its going to start at podcast HQ & then were going to try & get it out to someone who is desperate to read but not have the means Or a giveaway" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1912936979274092688) 2025-04-17T18:31Z 118.1K followers, [---] engagements "people angry at rachel for literally fulfilling her role of traitor should have their tv licenses revoked #TheTraitorsUK" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2014819552748597679) 2026-01-23T21:56Z 118.1K followers, 70.5K engagements "WhY wOuLdNt ThEy StEaL iT tHoUgH its called romance. its called allegiance. its called two impish souls finding each other in the night and doing what had to be done #TheTraitorsUK" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2014820631196336209) 2026-01-23T22:00Z 118K followers, 91.7K engagements "can you lot stop psychoanalysing the contestants of a high pressure reality tv show based on strangers lying and doing mischief can we not simply vibe #TheTraitorsUK" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2014827562120224964) 2026-01-23T22:28Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements "@fionnviteza gruffalo aunt compared to victoria beckham and david beckham. i love this app" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2015463812208467973) 2026-01-25T16:36Z 118K followers, 14.4K engagements "im old enough to remember Gillian McKeith rallying against masks and vaccines for COVID. make your mind up on whether its fuck them elders or not girl What kind of awful society expects people in their 80s to keep paying council tax just to live in their own homes What kind of awful society expects people in their 80s to keep paying council tax just to live in their own homes" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2017006293681098842) 2026-01-29T22:45Z 118.1K followers, 23.3K engagements "why are you desperate to use a slur why are you begging permission and humiliating yourself replying to everyone being like yessss its fine to say it and ive gotta say it do anything useful instead my most un-woke take is we should be able to say this again bc why is it so much different than calling someone insane or crazy or psycho or mental. sorry. i know u guys will disagree with me but i said what i said my most un-woke take is we should be able to say this again bc why is it so much different than calling someone insane or crazy or psycho or mental. sorry. i know u guys will disagree" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2017170148298297403) 2026-01-30T09:36Z 118K followers, 128.6K engagements "i dont know who needs to hear this but girl you need to wash that stanley cup. you are drinking mould" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2017638709152133454) 2026-01-31T16:38Z 118K followers, 21.9K engagements "@dhaaruni this is helpful thank you my quest for proper gorgeous slutty heroine representation continues" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2018777777932308714) 2026-02-03T20:05Z 118K followers, [----] engagements "really valid to be nervous before your first but you can do it scared some things in life you can cry off because of scared but this isnt one. so do it scared and then leave & then tell some other nervous friend to do theirs scared The NHS need to stop harassing me NO I DO NOT WANT A CERVICAL SCREENING OKAHY IM SCARED The NHS need to stop harassing me NO I DO NOT WANT A CERVICAL SCREENING OKAHY IM SCARED" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2018805505771323696) 2026-02-03T21:55Z 118K followers, 167.7K engagements "@DreamtimeDrinne right but this is from a fake time period that only borrows from regency protection from disease/pregnancy canonically exists and theyre all dancing to pop songs covered in body glitter. ergo let my girls shag" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2018808591369842918) 2026-02-03T22:07Z 118K followers, [--] engagements "imagine youre shitting so bad you cant sit an exam and your teacher is posting about it on X trying to be a funny man. personally id be shitting my way to his office to kick off Never let it be said that I don't maintain a sense of humour in email communications https://t.co/QqOrfYGolS Never let it be said that I don't maintain a sense of humour in email communications https://t.co/QqOrfYGolS" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019123014722617485) 2026-02-04T18:56Z 117.9K followers, 116.2K engagements "i got a 250K + liked tweet end of last year and i hid every single one of these bullshit replies. ruined app. legitimate waste. elong must is a rot any tweet with more than 10k likes in the past [--] years https://t.co/EwVObMNJnx any tweet with more than 10k likes in the past [--] years https://t.co/EwVObMNJnx" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2020620085350580347) 2026-02-08T22:05Z 118K followers, [----] engagements "@sheikh_will yes exactly" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/2020801126589714709) 2026-02-09T10:05Z 118K followers, [----] engagements "Some stuff happened and Im having a very tough time with it. I have to smile through my workday so if anyone has any uplifting pictures please drop them below. would really appreciate it. thanks pals" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/983249552290537473) 2018-04-09T07:45Z 118.1K followers, [---] engagements "wow for someone who doesnt eat dairy i sure am consuming cheese every single waking second of my cursed goddamn life. unfortunately it cant be helped" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1015207699624144898) 2018-07-06T12:15Z 119.5K followers, [----] engagements "ok its one more night until i can collect my prescription. my entire head is zapping and i cant hold a pen. a fun sexy time" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1026570359997440001) 2018-08-06T20:47Z 119.5K followers, [---] engagements "i uploaded this on Instagram and Ive been called sick a criminal not fit for this world this is HOW YOURE MEANT TO EAT THEM" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1100402640876236800) 2019-02-26T14:30Z 119.7K followers, [----] engagements "this is getting silly now. how do you eat your kiwi like apple. chomp skin like egg. top off. spoon other/new to kiwi fruits like orange. peel him like apple. chomp skin like egg. top off. spoon other/new to kiwi fruits like orange. peel him" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1100446272983650306) 2019-02-26T17:23Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements "@head_moths this is casper he has a very concerned face but is actually extremely playful and relaxed all the time. sometimes he screams just for the hell of it. he loves to sleep and play with his penguin toy. ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1123351652298297350) 2019-04-30T22:21Z 126.4K followers, [---] engagements "some grown man who lives with his uncle and does karate will haunt your pussy and your dreams forever and thats just a fact. im so sorry" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1228461491252269057) 2020-02-14T23:30Z 127.7K followers, [----] engagements "@SuzanneBorders oh no they wont date you because theyre too busy training for the secret fire service or they have too much going on at the dojo" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1228641380148424705) 2020-02-15T11:25Z 128.6K followers, [----] engagements "please dont correct me. i just finished lord of the rings again and frodo was just a hobbit without a job. he did one errand (and what a good job he did) but beyond that he was just hobbiting around for about [---] years" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1251897771482890242) 2020-04-19T15:37Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements "Some good things for me from [----]. [--]. I haven't had a cigarette in [---] days [--]. I stopped drinking for a month and have totally reshaped my relationship with alcohol [--]. Back on antidepressants for [--] days and my brain no longer feels like a sinking ship [--]. Started therapy" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1341015388264554498) 2020-12-21T13:39Z 119.7K followers, [----] engagements "@MadhviMavadiya they really are ❤❤❤ hope youre doing ok" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1422516909560455169) 2021-08-03T11:17Z 119.7K followers, [--] engagements "@Keir_Starmer and you doing less than nothing to change it" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1425171308661379075) 2021-08-10T19:04Z 128.6K followers, [--] engagements "i was having such a nice day yesterday that i forgot to do wordle. [--] day winning streak RUINED by a bit of human joy and happiness. never again. no more enjoying. only word game" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1497883377025773569) 2022-02-27T10:36Z 124.4K followers, 151K engagements "Jason Derulo has slipped on Harry Styles spit and fallen down the stairs at the Venice Film Festival" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1567097502909734912) 2022-09-06T10:28Z 124.3K followers, 188.6K engagements "q time: whats one seemingly innocuous thing on a dating profile thats an automatic no for you mine is any kind of jokey naked photo. Ive no idea why but it just immediately shuts things down. put your bottom away" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1579840207188553728) 2022-10-11T14:23Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements "but this looks absolutely lovely You cant make jokes about British people eating baked beans for breakfast when your annual tradition is to eat sweet potato mixed with marshmallows. Thats some strange hypocrisy. Id take beans on toast over this foul shit lol https://t.co/pMq3HdOkvr You cant make jokes about British people eating baked beans for breakfast when your annual tradition is to eat sweet potato mixed with marshmallows. Thats some strange hypocrisy. Id take beans on toast over this foul shit lol https://t.co/pMq3HdOkvr" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1596211872423940097) 2022-11-25T18:39Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements "i am feeling quite" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1659656100650557459) 2023-05-19T20:23Z 124.4K followers, 3.7M engagements "i made a budget that specifically prohibits sweet little evening treats and yet i have never craved a sweet little evening treat with this much power and force. oh my god. these are the tests from god that ive heard of" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1673789215681785860) 2023-06-27T20:23Z 128.6K followers, 73.2K engagements "is this a safe space to say that I dont know what this line means" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1684225376426291202) 2023-07-26T15:33Z 130.2K followers, 13.1M engagements "@awomaninky and the mothers are standing still to let them go but the daughters are looking back idk im confused" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1684234823764676609) 2023-07-27T04:10Z 130.2K followers, 685.8K engagements "now someones uncle is going to tell us that he had loads of summer days this hot when he was growing up they never made a fuss all this woke climate change has gone too far they just put on a hat got a [--] and the whole street had a party" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1689191209246306304) 2023-08-09T08:25Z 130.2K followers, 37K engagements "changing my nail shape from coffin to almond and then asking my boyfriend whats different about me" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1689275552090243072) 2023-08-09T14:00Z 128.6K followers, 171.8K engagements "my controversial parenting opinion is that no parent should have to do this & anyone who feels entitled to the kind of appeasement is a baby themselves. smile encouragingly at stressed out parents on planes pop your big headphones on and grow up. During a 10-hour flight she was heading from Seoul Korea to San Francisco USA. This mother distributed more than [---] passengers on the plane a plastic bag to each one. The bag contained candy chewing gum and earplugs as a kind of advance apology for use in the event that https://t.co/awuYgY7Uz3 During a 10-hour flight she was heading from Seoul Korea" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1690815741757456384) 2023-08-13T20:01Z 124.4K followers, 2.3M engagements "doing my morning mantras saying things like i deserve [----] dollars and [----] dollars is constantly mine and receiving [----] dollars is something that can be so personal to a woman. and then i am ready to face the day" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1691740761312702612) 2023-08-16T09:16Z 130.2K followers, 30.9K engagements "had a dream i met jeremy allen white and his hair was so large. enormous actually. when i asked about it he said that cameras shrink hair so everyone on tv and in hollywood has to scale up their hair. also he was bright purple" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1692071386737512862) 2023-08-17T07:10Z 130.2K followers, 42K engagements "astounding lying all round in this thread" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1692851562668835182) 2023-08-19T10:50Z 130.2K followers, 284K engagements "the word owe is owed an apology for the weight you lot place on it. its not a question of obligation- its choosing to see hospitality workers as more than sentient vending machines & then acting decently. but i dont have to baby talk" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1693718222078444003) 2023-08-21T20:14Z 130.2K followers, 44.7K engagements "me and Stinky really need a pizza but neither one of us can get out of bed. very urgent i called [---] but got cut off for some reason. we are very scared" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1695490049473708061) 2023-08-26T17:35Z 128.6K followers, 49.6K engagements "its [----] men should not be having unblemished records of heterosexuality" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1695508951897416138) 2023-08-26T18:50Z 128.6K followers, 68.2K engagements "normalise deleting your misinformed tweet after being humiliated by community notes" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1696476571119358424) 2023-08-29T10:55Z 130.2K followers, 40.2K engagements "i love just read to mean i saw it in a tik tok where a [--] year old made some shit up" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1697946433414930458) 2023-09-02T12:15Z [--] followers, 1.6M engagements "is it luck of the draw if this happens or is it pretty much guaranteed for a very fine line/detailed tattoo to bleed/fade like this" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1699160783798895083) 2023-09-05T20:41Z 130.2K followers, 187.1K engagements "please please take some cute candids of the person who is always taking cute candids of the group I BEG you" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1699514021194400199) 2023-09-06T20:04Z 127.7K followers, 69.2K engagements "dear LORD its 2023- lets wrap up worst dressed lists. a nasty weird sexist tradition from a miserable era of media that needs to die. anyone still doing them should feel embarrassed" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1699515316491927681) 2023-09-06T20:10Z 130.2K followers, 58.4K engagements "you can have a man whos ready to start a podcast ready to grow an upsetting moustache or ready to intentionally misunderstand a therapist and use their words to make you feel insane. best i can do" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1700033160640090474) 2023-09-08T06:27Z 130.2K followers, 130.8K engagements "Rich & famous people rely on us to prop up their popularity so they can bail one another out whenever they feel like abusing their power- which is so so often. Stop adoring them because their faces are symmetrical & engage in cute publicity stunts I beg" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1700215515921190928) 2023-09-08T18:32Z 130.2K followers, 10.4K engagements "Trying to achieve constant peace about anything is a doomed quest for most of us. We all have temporary bodies and its okay if that feels terrifying one day freeing the next. This question will stop feeling so pressing if you stay busy being loving good & curious though" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1700224884423442654) 2023-09-08T19:09Z 130.2K followers, 36.5K engagements "Im in Greece and every single time were sitting by a group of Americans all they talk about is work. Even on the beach its somehow about the office. Yanks need our help and they need it now" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1701127555108032540) 2023-09-11T06:56Z 124.4K followers, 1.7M engagements "every single time a friends dog has been attacked- even fatally- the owner of the other dog has been stricken & insisted theyd never acted like that before. people are not cautious enough with their pets currently & its children & other dogs who suffer from that oversight" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1701209280446128251) 2023-09-11T12:21Z 130.2K followers, 53.7K engagements "@dsilv1205 but it *is* an oversight in the UK legal system that mean these breeds are legal today. even well trained dogs bite & if I was a parent looking at the statistics on maulings & attack fatalities I would be frightened" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1701213427140809082) 2023-09-11T12:37Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements "@Sorrelish I dont disagree that people who want to breed dangerous dogs would simply choose another legal breed but parents are calling out for something that isnt whats been happening - and theyre right to" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1701217111039689207) 2023-09-11T12:52Z 130.2K followers, [---] engagements "hearing reports that an adult man has married an adult woman. doesnt sound that bad heres the twist. the adult woman. well she was once a baby" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1701466599864119712) 2023-09-12T05:23Z 130.2K followers, 170K engagements "im on holiday with mates and everyone else is napping so im taking both arty and saucy pictures of my boob and nipple shadows against the villa wall. is there a market for this" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1701604006848868833) 2023-09-12T14:29Z 130.8K followers, 58.7K engagements "yeh ill get up soon i just need to look at the internet first. yes the whole thing" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1702024113508770005) 2023-09-13T18:19Z 130.2K followers, 1.1M engagements "my hamster used to live in one of these Looking at this pic of Justin Bieber's house I'll never understand why the infinitely rich choose to live in gaffs that look like millennium era lottery funded conference centres. https://t.co/CUYzdZVtVR Looking at this pic of Justin Bieber's house I'll never understand why the infinitely rich choose to live in gaffs that look like millennium era lottery funded conference centres. https://t.co/CUYzdZVtVR" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1703083528487850140) 2023-09-16T16:28Z 128K followers, 2.3M engagements "its so very grim to be reminded every few months how many men hate women how little redress there is how much harm is happening right now by gloating powerful fucks" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1703468985906331788) 2023-09-17T18:00Z 128.6K followers, 111.7K engagements "the other one is young robert de niro but im not going near that for obvious reasons" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1703471846534811796) 2023-09-17T18:11Z 130.9K followers, 14K engagements "a meme account on instagram just tagged this tweet i have no memory of. but actually now im reading it back" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1703500392250712127) 2023-09-17T20:05Z 130.2K followers, 21.4K engagements "I get the joke but also" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1703825909931769921) 2023-09-18T17:38Z 130.2K followers, 68.7K engagements "Just saw a clip of Jimmy Carr doing stand up that was an almost impossible watch. Hauntingly bad" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1705529535427457394) 2023-09-23T10:28Z 128.6K followers, 50.3K engagements "whos your favourite colin" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1707702731354366401) 2023-09-29T10:23Z 130.2K followers, 923.5K engagements "Marge Simpson after being up all night on the sewing machine" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1707717958112301505) 2023-09-29T11:24Z 130.5K followers, 1.8M engagements "im in a group of people with twitter subscriptions ALL of who have 150k+ followers & 20+ mil impressions a month and their twitter payout was $9 - $24" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1707858050315424101) 2023-09-29T20:41Z 130.2K followers, 70.7K engagements "2010s Tumblr has a lot to answer for Who else here is sapiosexual (When you get turned on by intelligence.) Who else here is sapiosexual (When you get turned on by intelligence.)" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1708085202273120514) 2023-09-30T11:43Z 128.6K followers, 67.1K engagements "SE London two bed available for 45-50 minutes while I go to big Tesco. [---] x" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1708093993903386694) 2023-09-30T12:18Z 130.2K followers, 460.6K engagements "its a plea for help about a sexual assault. find something else to joke about ffs" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1708853499381821677) 2023-10-02T14:36Z 130.2K followers, 59.3K engagements "if you are in le bed bug Paris right now just stay there. be french you deserve it. its a gorgeous city and youre going to be very happy x" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1709250601047969908) 2023-10-03T16:54Z 130.6K followers, 43.5K engagements "i disagree. its good sense to take breaks from drinking alcohol to assess if your relationship with it has changed or if youre just drinking out of habit. plenty of mates have done sober months realised theyre not fussed about booze and stopped drinking entirely with ease" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1709263996354724032) 2023-10-03T17:47Z 130.2K followers, 325.2K engagements "I want influencers to get their money I really do but why am I a stranger seeing your baby in the bath multiple times a week or your kid in their school uniform I think brands need to stop incentivising putting little kids to work/ at risk for their own gain. Its enough" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1709638636503760898) 2023-10-04T18:36Z 130.2K followers, 70.4K engagements "who (aside from her) would do an absolutely beautiful job of performing this as a monologue Im thinking thinking but just cant quite get it" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1709648648911339658) 2023-10-04T19:16Z 130.9K followers, 1.2M engagements "men want two wives a husband and a big plate of meat" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1710218405196779968) 2023-10-06T09:00Z 130.9K followers, 4.1M engagements "googled oldest animal on earth expecting a fun tortoise and instead found out about Ming the Clam a [---] year old mollusc who died in [----] after being cracked open by Icelandic researchers. broken. absolutely distraught" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1710416754545987927) 2023-10-06T22:08Z 124.3K followers, 3.9M engagements "sent while sitting next to his girlfriend on the sofa they spent weeks choosing together 👀" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1712911540897071526) 2023-10-13T19:21Z 130.9K followers, 145.3K engagements "I dont want to be nasty and I know everyone has different tastes but it should be a crime to make your house The Dentists The difference https://t.co/S16UavOHD1 The difference https://t.co/S16UavOHD1" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1714024524797120934) 2023-10-16T21:04Z 128.7K followers, 5.1M engagements "I got stuck in ADHD medication limbo for about [--] months (still ongoing) and its been incredibly distressing & disruptive. I really feel for everyone who cant get their medication currently. Look out for each other / pass on information etc. & fingers crossed its sorted soon" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1714271381561680167) 2023-10-17T13:25Z 130.2K followers, 24.9K engagements "actually genius timing for this Big Brother reboot. its cold everythings hell and we cant afford to leave the house. im sat and watching" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1714685244635271191) 2023-10-18T16:49Z 130.9K followers, 20.3K engagements "I know an ongoing Patreon subscription is something a lot of people cant afford rn but if I made some of my narrated columns into digital files for one off purchases (30-60 mins of talking) is that something people might be interested in" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1715455117569171701) 2023-10-20T19:49Z 130.9K followers, 22.5K engagements "I ask because Im drowning a bit. Patreon is my sole income currently and at present it makes me a little less than my monthly rent. I dont want to increase the minimum price ($2 a month) because everyone else is drowning too. Diversifying how I do it feels a better option" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1715457155443138742) 2023-10-20T19:57Z 130.9K followers, 16.5K engagements "reasons Im obsessed with Stinky: grunts and growls instead of meowing will throw her full body weight against a closed door until allowed in insists on coming in the shower with you sleeps belly up crotch up mouth open loves leg hair" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1715502614152900765) 2023-10-20T22:57Z 130.9K followers, 48.7K engagements "why have we decided its rude to blow cigarette smoke near people but its fine to blow vape smoke around multiple times a week a face full of blueberry popcorn and nobody even says sorry i dont want your candy flavoured mouth fog disgosting" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1717471595655053323) 2023-10-26T09:21Z 130.5K followers, 1.9M engagements "im starting to associate this kind of difficult to watch one note video with elder gen z than I ever did with middle millennials. a second joke please i beg" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1718698555764818152) 2023-10-29T18:37Z 130.7K followers, 913.7K engagements "I dont write obituaries but is it necessary to speculate about whether a person was using at the time of their death" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1718933479499444494) 2023-10-30T10:10Z 130.8K followers, 76.5K engagements "celebrities (and very rich people in general actually) are overwhelmingly stupid to a dangerous degree. we have to try and remember this. theyre not our friends" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1719819386100334646) 2023-11-01T20:51Z 130.7K followers, 167.9K engagements "@dudleyjoshua wouldnt it be great the perfect gift for all ages all occasions" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1727311714650300835) 2023-11-22T13:02Z 130.6K followers, [--] engagements "Bob Mortimer in any kind of peril" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1727317123650015497) 2023-11-22T13:24Z 130.5K followers, 775.8K engagements "after massively curbing my clothes shopping in the last few years im going to *attempt* not to buy anything new next year. if anyones done something similar please can you let me know how it went/what you learned etc. Im feeling quite apprehensive about it" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1727418020728103254) 2023-11-22T20:05Z 130.6K followers, 52.8K engagements "I cannot respect you if youre shopping like this. Just absurd & thoughtless overconsumption while garment workers suffer & ecosystems buckle. I know sustainability writers must be so tired at this point" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1728064170988654681) 2023-11-24T14:52Z 130.5K followers, 3M engagements "@DomLip94 untrue. fast fashion is primarily propped up by people with disposable income. people living in poverty dont have the collective spend to drive these companies towards obscene profits. its a myth that shifts blame from corporations & middle class over consumers" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1728137603877343618) 2023-11-24T19:44Z 130.6K followers, 20.6K engagements "@DomLip94 its literally all the same fix and thats an end to shite disposable clothes exploitative wages & unfair conditions for workers. but go off certainly" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1728138784271700330) 2023-11-24T19:49Z 130.6K followers, [---] engagements "@DomLip94 1) I hadnt seen it 2) it totally ignores the second part of my tweet. Its bad faith so I can ignore it. Like I said it isnt poor people doing Shein & PLT shopping hauls & it isnt poor people Im talking about" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1728383984533467305) 2023-11-25T12:03Z 130.6K followers, [---] engagements "lot of middle class people frothing about this. youre who i mean and stop invoking people living in poverty- they arent responsible for record fast fashion profits. its those of us who buy well beyond need & without thought" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1728385557179617384) 2023-11-25T12:10Z 130.6K followers, 64K engagements "I said absurd and thoughtless consumption & people are asking me what about poor people who need clothes for kids or want to buy something special because thats their luxury. In what world is that absurd or thoughtless consumption" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1728386980420235736) 2023-11-25T12:15Z 130.6K followers, 14.1K engagements "I wasnt the villain but ive never been called a stupid bitch in so many ways. Everybody was so creative" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1729130485413233099) 2023-11-27T13:30Z 130.6K followers, 153.8K engagements "Some work news- my next Glamour column will be my last for the foreseeable. Im sad as Ive loved doing it- but does free me up for new work. Ive written for Dazed ELLE Metro Vice Refinery29 Square Mile. If youd like to work with me you can email at goforteddy@gmail.com" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1729473747113902306) 2023-11-28T12:14Z 130.5K followers, 28.3K engagements "Im available to do interviews profiles features opinion pieces + if youre open for pitches about mental health wellness sex & dating travel then please expect me in your inbox at some point very soon. Its a knock but Im excited to do more & figure it out x" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1729474406802419859) 2023-11-28T12:16Z 130.5K followers, 19.3K engagements "if youre someone who doesnt care about seeing other peoples Spotify Wrapped then just mute the phrase now and save us the tweets when they all come out. you told everyone last year and the year before. we dont need to hear again x" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1729522624374423594) 2023-11-28T15:28Z 130.6K followers, 127.7K engagements "sorry to say this and i hope he doesnt see this but dan humphrey was an absolutely dogshit writer" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1732491925129777383) 2023-12-06T20:07Z 129.4K followers, 333.6K engagements "sorry if this is rude to say but i miss when famous people had normal human teeth. i can watch whole films without seeing a single naturally occurring set of chompers and its unnerving" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1733207348133384665) 2023-12-08T19:30Z 128.6K followers, 8.4M engagements "everything is expensive nighttime is from 2pm to 9am the sky is the colour of a pigeons gusset and i am TIRED" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1733878940576493721) 2023-12-10T15:58Z 130.5K followers, 321.7K engagements "the fact that they actually dated for a year" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1734354079139131631) 2023-12-11T23:26Z 130.5K followers, 446.4K engagements "Its a very dire time to be trying to stay well or hold onto any semblance of good mental health & I hope anyone who feels totally undone knows theyre not alone in it. Everyone I talk to is battling both bad days & the piss poor mental health services in the UK. hang in there x" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1735286349320618091) 2023-12-14T13:11Z 130.5K followers, 29.7K engagements "if scientists werent fannying about taking billionaires to space then wed have long since found a way for dogs to have the chocolate they deserve. sick & wrong that its almost [----] and elon musk can squit around the moon if he pleases but a dachshund cant eat a single twix" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1738657125344141699) 2023-12-23T20:25Z 130.2K followers, 37.4K engagements "Hozier having an absolutely nightmare in Home Alone [--] x" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1738688841215619357) 2023-12-23T22:31Z [--] followers, 21.1K engagements "a lemon wont cut it this year for good luck im afraid i will be making cantaloupe piglet come NYE x Its almost his time to shine again https://t.co/mytDW2isfN Its almost his time to shine again https://t.co/mytDW2isfN" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739636956022161870) 2023-12-26T13:19Z [--] followers, 38.1K engagements "My twenties were a hellish wonderful chaotic time and for the most part I wouldnt change it but Im so ready & so excited to do things very differently this next decade. I cba to suffer that much again xxx" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1739714666824180018) 2023-12-26T18:27Z 130.2K followers, 47.9K engagements "@PlexDoll give it a rest pls xxx" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1740048674602770544) 2023-12-27T16:35Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements "making a start" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1740747996197966008) 2023-12-29T14:53Z 130.2K followers, 38.8K engagements "I think theres still a chance for us to be collectively more normal and fair towards Gypsy Rose Blanchard and I hope we take that chance" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740755950003245253) 2023-12-29T15:25Z [--] followers, 42.5K engagements "restless leg syndrome is such a silly goofy name for something that literally feels like your bones are straining to burst free of your flesh" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1740827353495023842) 2023-12-29T20:09Z 130.2K followers, 611.6K engagements "@ConstantNot I have & I think it helped Of course now I need it I cant find it. Is that your go to Ive heard pineapple helps as well but again not one to be found" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740887573201842614) 2023-12-30T00:08Z [--] followers, 17.3K engagements "@idiot_drug_hive I didnt but from google it looks gorge By sweets I mean the UK definition- candies and bars etc" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741192416332267845) 2023-12-30T20:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@Bill90346152 @swifferupdates @coffee_anytime youre replying to an account called Taylor Swift updates Bill whom do you think" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1741973267815034994) 2024-01-02T00:02Z 130.2K followers, [--] engagements "I read [---] books last year which sounds like bragging but it mostly happened because I lost my job and got crazy insomnia and anxiety so bad that I literally had to exit this realm via the magic of literature to survive it. Please god let me read [--] books in [----] is what I mean" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742358521222406369) 2024-01-03T01:33Z [--] followers, 107.2K engagements "If you like this then boy do I have a book for you thats out in less than a month and that you can pre-order here or wherever else you buy your new reads 🙂 https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1398720860/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0ie=UTF8&qid=1704314121&sr=8-2 More trips where you dont pull out your phone to record a spectacular event. More trips where you just bring a disposable camera and save the photos for a scrapbooking session with your loved ones that experienced it with you. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1398720860/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0ie=UTF8&qid=1704314121&sr=8-2 More trips where you dont" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1742647551692603728) 2024-01-03T20:42Z 128.5K followers, 32.7K engagements "we are blocking everyone who starts trying to bait us with tipping discourse this year by the way. not happening. blocked and hissed at" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742648679616454696) 2024-01-03T20:46Z [--] followers, 19.4K engagements "as a British child watching American TV I grew up absolutely feral to try all of these. what the fuck is a thin mint and why cant I have one Girl Scout cookie season is upon us I must ask the question what is your favorite cookie and yes there are wrong answers https://t.co/bEM6gsjGE2 Girl Scout cookie season is upon us I must ask the question what is your favorite cookie and yes there are wrong answers https://t.co/bEM6gsjGE2" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1743245761687458217) 2024-01-05T12:19Z 119.7K followers, 556.2K engagements "the way I do not like this This is a completely fake video of me. The AI (HeyGen) used [--] seconds of me talking to a webcam and [--] seconds of my voice and now I have an avatar that I can make say anything. Don't trust your own eyes. Its not perfect but a two minute recording would yield better results. https://t.co/HkIooCo6Zu This is a completely fake video of me. The AI (HeyGen) used [--] seconds of me talking to a webcam and [--] seconds of my voice and now I have an avatar that I can make say anything. Don't trust your own eyes. Its not perfect but a two minute recording would yield better" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1743404842628825530) 2024-01-05T22:51Z 130.2K followers, 29.8K engagements "@BenedictTown Bill Clintons dad married a second Gash" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1743791427090280915) 2024-01-07T00:27Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements "okay ignoring for a moment the naked nude man in the huge fish tank. but is this not the strangest and most beautiful shop youve ever seenstunning ethereal paradise. comfortable fishing pants in the forest. Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham Alabama who made you. and why Happened at Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham AL. Good times #bassproshops #basspro #FishTank https://t.co/0RQbWd8cMt Happened at Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham AL. Good times #bassproshops #basspro #FishTank https://t.co/0RQbWd8cMt" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1743814173132279982) 2024-01-07T01:57Z 130.2K followers, 293K engagements "I take back everything Ive ever said about america. Gorgeous place with beautiful traditions @imbethmccoll Beth are you familiar with the Bass Pro Pyramid https://t.co/Lw46vjDO71 @imbethmccoll Beth are you familiar with the Bass Pro Pyramid https://t.co/Lw46vjDO71" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1743818469903081882) 2024-01-07T02:14Z 130.2K followers, 131.1K engagements "where is this x https://t.co/KENg2e9vDd https://t.co/KENg2e9vDd" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1744094959701987334) 2024-01-07T20:33Z 130.2K followers, 26.1K engagements "is that Taylor Swifts boyfriend (any) these are all the same man to me https://t.co/VyTl1C6TpG these are all the same man to me https://t.co/VyTl1C6TpG" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744148113357427187) 2024-01-08T00:04Z [--] followers, 20K engagements "for christmas I got the cat a plastic yellow gun that shoots soft fluffy balls for her to chase which she loooves. anyway its so funny now when shes being a pain & we need to distract her one of us will say cat wont stop trying to eat from my plate. pass me the gun" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1744344619960107483) 2024-01-08T13:05Z 130.2K followers, 165.5K engagements "@tinnyhopkins happy birthday Tinny Hope its an absolute blinder & cant wait to see you back over in the uk very soon Beth x" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745453918963069046) 2024-01-11T14:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "older man in the pub asked for help replying to a text because his phone wasnt working. he just had the brightness down really low. turned it up & saw hed accidentally sent reams of jibberish & emojis to a woman he was trying to offer condolences to on the death of her husband old man sat next to me on the train home and started talking to me and was asking for help using his new iPhone and as he got up to leave said thank you for being a nice person https://t.co/tP8HRxY1mP old man sat next to me on the train home and started talking to me and was asking for help using his new iPhone and as" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1745822034456678815) 2024-01-12T14:56Z 128.8K followers, 2.2M engagements "@littlehux ahhhh the most twitter thing ive ever heard" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1746828884727722473) 2024-01-15T09:37Z 130.2K followers, [---] engagements "it doesnt sit right with me that kids nowadays are getting new music from TikTok. they should be getting it the proper way. from the Gossip Girl soundtrack" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1747637225162944597) 2024-01-17T15:09Z 130.1K followers, 1.1M engagements "everyday i wake up and its january" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1749027633910673746) 2024-01-21T11:14Z 130.2K followers, 79.1K engagements "@BenedictTown is ryan gosling trump or is the oscar a trump" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1750181586702680391) 2024-01-24T15:39Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements "RE: that horrible Selena Gomez tweet. leave it alone your take may be heartfelt & true but youre still putting that account everywhere. can we please resist the urge to quote tweet eating disorder accounts. im sure the joke is funny and youre proud of it but its just not remotely worth putting that all over other peoples timelines or sending more interaction to that side of the app. leave it alone x can we please resist the urge to quote tweet eating disorder accounts. im sure the joke is funny and youre proud of it but its just not remotely worth putting that all over other peoples timelines" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1750523816772763775) 2024-01-25T14:19Z 130.9K followers, 32.4K engagements "@stevietequila that is an engagement tactic" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1750653473589260504) 2024-01-25T22:54Z 130.2K followers, [---] engagements "cw: food / weight. I dont think there are magical donuts in Italy but something is up with US food. Its not the walking either because Ill still walk my 20000-30000 steps every day when Im in America So Ive been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and Ive lost [--] pounds. The food in America is just poison. https://t.co/pcmdhS2Oce So Ive been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and Ive lost [--] pounds. The food in America is just poison. https://t.co/pcmdhS2Oce" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1751539207867154568) 2024-01-28T09:34Z 130.2K followers, 214.9K engagements "I saw someone say the portion sizes and maybe thats it But between a weeks beach vacation in Europe vs. a work trip in the USA walking everywhere and eating normal meals theres only one that will affect my body and its the latter" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1751539925936230633) 2024-01-28T09:37Z 130.2K followers, 22.8K engagements "oh no he is definitely less @imbethmccoll Elmo is Elmo. Nothing more nothing less. @imbethmccoll Elmo is Elmo. Nothing more nothing less" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1752050673829450068) 2024-01-29T19:26Z 130.2K followers, 20.9K engagements "Did a bloody book didnt I Romanticise Your Life is out now. I celebrated hard last night in my favourite shoes & sparkliest dress & today I am feeling very grateful" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1753813114036896167) 2024-02-03T16:10Z 130.2K followers, 42.4K engagements "there are about [--] things on my laptop can someone smart explain why there is no storAge. please" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1754199817851441630) 2024-02-04T17:46Z 130.2K followers, 24.9K engagements "you can ignore your baby for so much less money than this Dad mode: Already found a great application of the #VisionPro watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels like one of the premium https://t.co/HN1qOHJCeF Dad mode: Already found a great application of the #VisionPro watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1754263041053487340) 2024-02-04T21:57Z 130.2K followers, 10.2K engagements "i accidentally retweeted an extremely mean tweet about taylor swift instead of quote retweeting girlies i am really really scared right now" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1754892855280046094) 2024-02-06T15:40Z 130.1K followers, 46.3K engagements "sorry but this is not charming and im surprised that many of you are seeing it that way Dakota Johnson speaks on TODAY about the 'nepo baby' discourse: "If you're a journalist write about something else. That's just like lame." https://t.co/59IVHKWZmH Dakota Johnson speaks on TODAY about the 'nepo baby' discourse: "If you're a journalist write about something else. That's just like lame." https://t.co/59IVHKWZmH" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1755662081699741722) 2024-02-08T18:37Z 130.1K followers, 2.4M engagements "When TJ Mack is number one in my Spotify Wrapped this year perhaps then you will Understand Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash https://t.co/Ok4pCvNVHe Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash https://t.co/Ok4pCvNVHe" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1756095804467527690) 2024-02-09T23:20Z 130.1K followers, 61.2K engagements "i stopped smoking cold turkey after a decade during the first [--] weeks of a global pandemic i can do anything" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1756400694989377941) 2024-02-10T19:32Z 130.1K followers, 35.7K engagements "can someone send me 50k" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1758538887570329923) 2024-02-16T17:08Z 130.1K followers, 32.3K engagements "whats the longest youve ever been on hold for because im currently listening to the HMRC hold music for perhaps the 40000th time and I believe im going to go mad. this is doing psychic damage" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1759976972103397804) 2024-02-20T16:23Z 130.1K followers, 15.3K engagements "Glamour have printed an extract from my new book Romanticise Your Life here: #RomanticiseYourLife by the brilliant @imbethmccoll featured in @GlamourMagUK over the weekend♥ https://t.co/TGitjZmy0E #RomanticiseYourLife by the brilliant @imbethmccoll featured in @GlamourMagUK over the weekend♥ https://t.co/TGitjZmy0E" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1762066328569999375) 2024-02-26T10:45Z 130K followers, 33K engagements "put down the garlic powder the cheese powder the powdered powder powder and taste something as it is. you might enjoy it" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1762080830644502611) 2024-02-26T11:43Z 130.1K followers, 11.4K engagements "I dont want to be unkind to these reality stars & celebrities but years of coddling free things & media training doesnt (imo) breed a lot of insight or drive you towards true & interesting journalism. Great writers are being made redundant left and right & it all just stinks" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1762462508349112564) 2024-02-27T12:59Z 130K followers, 77.2K engagements "no more we are not having it. this year were doing what those ladies from the 1700s did to keep busy. no Netflix just embroidery hushed conversation writing letters doing the piano by candlelight etc. Netflix is expected to hike prices on its streaming plans in [----]. https://t.co/L3G2jIlQSh Netflix is expected to hike prices on its streaming plans in [----]. https://t.co/L3G2jIlQSh" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1762545997840880006) 2024-02-27T18:31Z 130.1K followers, 276.3K engagements "Friday Night Dinner is such a great great show isnt it. Excellent stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1762570236056699311) 2024-02-27T20:07Z 130.1K followers, 25.1K engagements "I didnt clock that this was the news and just thought there was some kind of baby channel you could watch to see about the new babies The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats https://t.co/boIudBaYrv The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats https://t.co/boIudBaYrv" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1763286653232087171) 2024-02-29T19:34Z 130K followers, 668.2K engagements "I do drink alcohol so this hasnt been catastrophic but this has happened to me several times Soft drink companies that inexplicably add alcohol to a drink & dont change the packaging at all. Or a brand styled like juice thats 8% proof. like My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too https://t.co/CIEnkXlf8o My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1763346972692402538) 2024-02-29T23:34Z 130.1K followers, 186.1K engagements "Talked about the Willy Wonka Billy Bonkers event at the top of todays episode of the podcast. Plus the screaming Swiftie Reformations collab with Monica Lewinsky & the end of Vice. Listen here" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1763485077353201738) 2024-03-01T08:43Z 130K followers, 12.4K engagements "I cant believe ive gotten invested in this but no hard seltzers look like cartoon drinks for babies if i see something called cheeky water with a picture of a dolphin on it i think great a new beverage to try. i dont read the small print like a nerd. im cracking it open As a very small niche alcohol producer I am here to tell you that there are in fact very strict packaging & labeling regulations for anything alcoholic. Like at a certain point the dumb actually is your fault & no one can help you As a very small niche alcohol producer I am here to tell you that there are in fact very strict" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1763841026962186283) 2024-03-02T08:17Z 130.1K followers, 44.9K engagements "countdown begins" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1763854338567348536) 2024-03-02T09:10Z 130K followers, 51.8K engagements "i left my favourite jumper and my beloved slippers on a coach and they got nicked and NOW my hot water bottle springs a leak my cosiness is under serious attack" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1765309293627122150) 2024-03-06T09:31Z 119.7K followers, 15.4K engagements "Ive started weaning off Effexor and this is already no joke. Thank god for the internet because my doctor gave me absolutely no advice or warning just prescribed half the pills Ill need and said to start taking it every other day" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1766531675108917644) 2024-03-09T18:29Z 130K followers, 58.3K engagements "I get that photoshop is maybe normal when youre taking a photo with [--] kids & you need everyone to look nice but considering how many conspiracy theories are flying would you not get someone who was a bit better at it like i know they have the money because we gave it to them Kensington Palace has released the first official photo of Kate Middleton since her abdominal surgery. https://t.co/fTCytD4HxZ Kensington Palace has released the first official photo of Kate Middleton since her abdominal surgery. https://t.co/fTCytD4HxZ" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1766898544231796895) 2024-03-10T18:46Z 130K followers, 467.5K engagements "hard to overstate how much people loved and continue to love the queen (rip) in this country. that madness when she died was not put on at all with no likeable long term successor id be doing mad things on photoshop too" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1767468478045323598) 2024-03-12T08:31Z 130K followers, 11.1K engagements "coming off Effexor has so far been the most uncomfortable experience of my life. literally not a single thought has entered my head in the correct order in days. i feel like ive got flu but only on the inside of my body. I cant believe how little my GP prepared me for this" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1767993187103396062) 2024-03-13T19:16Z 130K followers, 80.4K engagements "Zayn Malik announces new album Room Under The Stairs out May 17th. https://t.co/oSQA9Gmhnz Zayn Malik announces new album Room Under The Stairs out May 17th. https://t.co/oSQA9Gmhnz" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1768005693372563950) 2024-03-13T20:06Z 130K followers, 241.2K engagements "Happy Friday & happy Everything Is Content day to all who celebrate This week (episode 15) were talking about the Kate Middleton fiasco the ethics of using your kids for #content & whether were capable of being normal about Sydney Sweeneys boobs" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1768610272854348112) 2024-03-15T12:08Z 130K followers, 10.3K engagements "this is who posts from this account btw x" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1769098263477596283) 2024-03-16T20:27Z 130K followers, 15.7K engagements "youd get there and have to immediately drive back americans should just go on the train x the european mind cowers at the driving endurance of the typical american this is a normal drive for a three day weekend it's like san francisco to la and much shorter than one i've done a few times new york city to columbus https://t.co/WJ5sCMDW42 the european mind cowers at the driving endurance of the typical american this is a normal drive for a three day weekend it's like san francisco to la and much shorter than one i've done a few times new york city to columbus https://t.co/WJ5sCMDW42" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1770061889394954524) 2024-03-19T12:16Z 130K followers, 56.7K engagements "slamming back a whole creme egg without chewing foil and all in front of a horrified shopkeeper another" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1770807192666399183) 2024-03-21T13:38Z 129.9K followers, 73.7K engagements "id rather do this too to be fair would you look at them go Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio weight training and count calories https://t.co/I5F7xcFJvy Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio weight training and count calories https://t.co/I5F7xcFJvy" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1771872927073386704) 2024-03-24T12:13Z 129.9K followers, 500.7K engagements "inexperience at candles is actually not a fault. you wanted a nice smell and warm flickering light and you must Never feel sorry for that. you can try again next candle All the times your candles looked like this and you thought it was a bad candle please know that it was a skill issue and your fault. https://t.co/czb3nbKQ4N All the times your candles looked like this and you thought it was a bad candle please know that it was a skill issue and your fault. https://t.co/czb3nbKQ4N" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1772602466170736892) 2024-03-26T12:32Z 129.8K followers, 1.6M engagements "i love eating salt and vinegar chipsticks but i wish you didnt have to go to the hospital and get a mouth transplant afterwards" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1772736080346824704) 2024-03-26T21:23Z 129.9K followers, 112.6K engagements "tiktok has made me hate so many songs before ever streaming them or even listening to them in full. a constant loop of the same fifteen seconds until its an unbearable grating refrain playing in your brain and you dont want anything to do with the whole song" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1772974170579538311) 2024-03-27T13:09Z 129.9K followers, 24.8K engagements "31 years old i'm sorry but this woman is loved by god. all the drugs she's done all the chaos she's been in and she's probably the BEST aging celebrity alongside beyonc. like she can still pass as 20/tbh a senior in any high school netflix show. i am FLOORED. i'm sorry but this woman is loved by god. all the drugs she's done all the chaos she's been in and she's probably the BEST aging celebrity alongside beyonc. like she can still pass as 20/tbh a senior in any high school netflix show. i am FLOORED" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1779065627879059797) 2024-04-13T08:34Z 129.8K followers, 1.8M engagements "why didnt voldemort just run harry potter over with a car" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1781599083569758292) 2024-04-20T08:21Z 124.4K followers, 2.1M engagements "do you think bus drivers get scared driving their bus at night when everyones gotten off. i would" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1784525360484241874) 2024-04-28T10:09Z 129.8K followers, 370.8K engagements "in a row on the pavement: me in jeans vest and a shirt. woman in huge coat uggs hat. topless guy in sunglasses and flip flops" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1785293822223609996) 2024-04-30T13:03Z 129.7K followers, 14.5K engagements "Hello Im looking for recs for places to stay on Mykonos that are serviceable and perfectly fine but not eye watering . So youd feel safe there & most things you touch would be clean but youre not plonked in the lap of luxury. Any help would be greatly appreciated" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1787907347609698403) 2024-05-07T18:08Z 129.7K followers, 17.9K engagements "I wrote about Piers Morgans interview with the real life Martha. https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/should-we-feel-guilty-for-watching-and-obsessing-over-netflixs-baby-reindeer https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/should-we-feel-guilty-for-watching-and-obsessing-over-netflixs-baby-reindeer" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1788876315371737503) 2024-05-10T10:18Z 129.6K followers, 579.9K engagements "today has been a DAY im fighting the urge to buy a pre-5pm takeaway pizza. i cant i mustnt but. perhaps" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1788961751616172135) 2024-05-10T15:58Z 129.7K followers, 19.6K engagements "okay dont all agree at once I dont understand how people *dont* take their shoes off on a plane those dogs are swelling at altitude new pair of socks pair of sliders release them imo xxxxx I dont understand how people *dont* take their shoes off on a plane those dogs are swelling at altitude new pair of socks pair of sliders release them imo xxxxx" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1789237469226860817) 2024-05-11T10:13Z 129.7K followers, 25.2K engagements "posting photos of strangers messages isnt an okay thing to do. if you cant describe something like this and make it funny then just leave it x the old lady sitting in front of my bf rn im crying https://t.co/Hdch0N53Xe the old lady sitting in front of my bf rn im crying https://t.co/Hdch0N53Xe" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1789355213557486003) 2024-05-11T18:01Z 129.7K followers, 50.4K engagements "i dont want to see anymore tweets about the areola barista. it was a bit green you loved it its done" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1789412713250034078) 2024-05-11T21:50Z 129.6K followers, 26.7K engagements "dont let ed sheeran see this Cant stop thinking about this back piece holy fuck https://t.co/mgxBGitgZZ Cant stop thinking about this back piece holy fuck https://t.co/mgxBGitgZZ" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1790324474338025640) 2024-05-14T10:13Z 129.6K followers, 46.2K engagements "some gems in here also some of the worst tumblr posts youve ever seen theres a genre of phrases that sound like theyre from the bible or like paradise lost but really really arent. like there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others theres a genre of phrases that sound like theyre from the bible or like paradise lost but really really arent. like there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1791749013944885480) 2024-05-18T08:33Z 129.6K followers, 68.6K engagements "w lot of them were written by teenagers so im trying not to be mean but so many of these tumblr posts are god awful and mean absolutely nothing. what are you talking about this changed your life https://t.co/1K8Q2v58zD https://t.co/1K8Q2v58zD" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1791854809068285965) 2024-05-18T15:34Z 129.6K followers, 92.4K engagements "not a revolutionary take remotely but i am siiiiick tired and bored of flawless social media profiles. this goes for mine too like why am I a person who has been on the earth three decades still caught in a trap of wanting every photo to look perfect & not just. how I look" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1792617858473644488) 2024-05-20T18:06Z 129.6K followers, 28.4K engagements "a beer down dressed up heading into the town ready to fuck up a bowl of Lays ready salted crisps with a cocktail before dinner nothing in this life better" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1793283811528024177) 2024-05-22T14:12Z 129.6K followers, 15K engagements "england is terrible but i still dont want to live in mini soda a place known for being 1) wet and 2) cold. weve got those here babe + greggs people in England dont realize their shitty little country is only as big as just minnesotta https://t.co/VYW9XqdFzY people in England dont realize their shitty little country is only as big as just minnesotta https://t.co/VYW9XqdFzY" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1794310990601019650) 2024-05-25T10:14Z 129.6K followers, 52.9K engagements "male loneliness crisis yes but most of the men ive ever extended friendship to have dropped or insulted me when they realised it was actually friendship i was offering and not sex" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1794362954273747002) 2024-05-25T13:40Z 124.5K followers, 1.7M engagements "invented something its new its called wearing a dress on holiday. its called putting on a dress and wearing it. on holiday" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1794429787265737132) 2024-05-25T18:06Z 129.5K followers, 41.3K engagements "@__TheBaron__ no youre wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/imbethmccoll/status/1794776052419678644) 2024-05-26T17:02Z 129.6K followers, 19.7K engagements Limited data mode. 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@imbethmccoll Beth McCollBeth McColl posts on X about money, tiktok, instagram, if you the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence social networks technology brands finance celebrities travel destinations musicians countries stocks luxury brands fashion brands
Social topic influence money, tiktok, instagram, if you, i dont, london, in the, twitter, chat, has been
Top assets mentioned Spotify Technology (SPOT)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"when im reading a novel and theres a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it"
X Link 2026-01-25T15:10Z 117.9K followers, 2.2M engagements
"seeing people who were as vocally anti-AI as me now doing more and more little bits and bobs on chat GPT"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:37Z 117.9K followers, 22.5K engagements
"she genuinely could have taken the book apart for scrap and used only what she wanted and loads of people would have loved it IF she had made a good film. instead she made several music videos and a superdrug Christmas advert Wuthering Heights is SO good when you dont have an English major in your ear telling you its nothing like the book Wuthering Heights is SO good when you dont have an English major in your ear telling you its nothing like the book"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:55Z 117.9K followers, 50.6K engagements
"has there ever been a sunday scarier i cant remember how to do anything. im not ready"
X Link 2026-01-04T21:02Z 117.9K followers, 1.7M engagements
"@Slashycent tell me why its good then. cope be a person with opinions be anything"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:10Z 117.9K followers, [---] engagements
"❗talking of writing nonsense for clicks: im going to be freelancing again from now & in the new year so if you want to pay me to write something or you want some delicious pitches pls email me @ goforteddy@gmail.com . thank ❗"
X Link 2018-12-05T16:26Z 118.1K followers, [--] engagements
"today has actually been one of the most miraculous of my life and the reason is a private one (& wouldnt make much sense anyway) but nonetheless i mention it because most days since last summer have felt Hard and yet today feels really good. things do go that way they do"
X Link 2025-01-17T19:14Z 118.1K followers, 20K engagements
"I pre-ordered this book the minute I saw it and then was lucky enough to get to read it early. Its great & (spoiler alert) my pick for tomorrows What Ive Been Loving segment on @eicpod. Buy it & read it This cake my Mum got me for publication day is so incredible it could be on an episode of Is It Cake https://t.co/1CEfVC2qzH This cake my Mum got me for publication day is so incredible it could be on an episode of Is It Cake https://t.co/1CEfVC2qzH"
X Link 2025-04-17T17:15Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@DrFrancesRyan @eicpod So one idea is its going to start at podcast HQ & then were going to try & get it out to someone who is desperate to read but not have the means Or a giveaway"
X Link 2025-04-17T18:31Z 118.1K followers, [---] engagements
"people angry at rachel for literally fulfilling her role of traitor should have their tv licenses revoked #TheTraitorsUK"
X Link 2026-01-23T21:56Z 118.1K followers, 70.5K engagements
"WhY wOuLdNt ThEy StEaL iT tHoUgH its called romance. its called allegiance. its called two impish souls finding each other in the night and doing what had to be done #TheTraitorsUK"
X Link 2026-01-23T22:00Z 118K followers, 91.7K engagements
"can you lot stop psychoanalysing the contestants of a high pressure reality tv show based on strangers lying and doing mischief can we not simply vibe #TheTraitorsUK"
X Link 2026-01-23T22:28Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@fionnviteza gruffalo aunt compared to victoria beckham and david beckham. i love this app"
X Link 2026-01-25T16:36Z 118K followers, 14.4K engagements
"im old enough to remember Gillian McKeith rallying against masks and vaccines for COVID. make your mind up on whether its fuck them elders or not girl What kind of awful society expects people in their 80s to keep paying council tax just to live in their own homes What kind of awful society expects people in their 80s to keep paying council tax just to live in their own homes"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:45Z 118.1K followers, 23.3K engagements
"why are you desperate to use a slur why are you begging permission and humiliating yourself replying to everyone being like yessss its fine to say it and ive gotta say it do anything useful instead my most un-woke take is we should be able to say this again bc why is it so much different than calling someone insane or crazy or psycho or mental. sorry. i know u guys will disagree with me but i said what i said my most un-woke take is we should be able to say this again bc why is it so much different than calling someone insane or crazy or psycho or mental. sorry. i know u guys will disagree"
X Link 2026-01-30T09:36Z 118K followers, 128.6K engagements
"i dont know who needs to hear this but girl you need to wash that stanley cup. you are drinking mould"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:38Z 118K followers, 21.9K engagements
"@dhaaruni this is helpful thank you my quest for proper gorgeous slutty heroine representation continues"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:05Z 118K followers, [----] engagements
"really valid to be nervous before your first but you can do it scared some things in life you can cry off because of scared but this isnt one. so do it scared and then leave & then tell some other nervous friend to do theirs scared The NHS need to stop harassing me NO I DO NOT WANT A CERVICAL SCREENING OKAHY IM SCARED The NHS need to stop harassing me NO I DO NOT WANT A CERVICAL SCREENING OKAHY IM SCARED"
X Link 2026-02-03T21:55Z 118K followers, 167.7K engagements
"@DreamtimeDrinne right but this is from a fake time period that only borrows from regency protection from disease/pregnancy canonically exists and theyre all dancing to pop songs covered in body glitter. ergo let my girls shag"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:07Z 118K followers, [--] engagements
"imagine youre shitting so bad you cant sit an exam and your teacher is posting about it on X trying to be a funny man. personally id be shitting my way to his office to kick off Never let it be said that I don't maintain a sense of humour in email communications https://t.co/QqOrfYGolS Never let it be said that I don't maintain a sense of humour in email communications https://t.co/QqOrfYGolS"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:56Z 117.9K followers, 116.2K engagements
"i got a 250K + liked tweet end of last year and i hid every single one of these bullshit replies. ruined app. legitimate waste. elong must is a rot any tweet with more than 10k likes in the past [--] years https://t.co/EwVObMNJnx any tweet with more than 10k likes in the past [--] years https://t.co/EwVObMNJnx"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:05Z 118K followers, [----] engagements
"@sheikh_will yes exactly"
X Link 2026-02-09T10:05Z 118K followers, [----] engagements
"Some stuff happened and Im having a very tough time with it. I have to smile through my workday so if anyone has any uplifting pictures please drop them below. would really appreciate it. thanks pals"
X Link 2018-04-09T07:45Z 118.1K followers, [---] engagements
"wow for someone who doesnt eat dairy i sure am consuming cheese every single waking second of my cursed goddamn life. unfortunately it cant be helped"
X Link 2018-07-06T12:15Z 119.5K followers, [----] engagements
"ok its one more night until i can collect my prescription. my entire head is zapping and i cant hold a pen. a fun sexy time"
X Link 2018-08-06T20:47Z 119.5K followers, [---] engagements
"i uploaded this on Instagram and Ive been called sick a criminal not fit for this world this is HOW YOURE MEANT TO EAT THEM"
X Link 2019-02-26T14:30Z 119.7K followers, [----] engagements
"this is getting silly now. how do you eat your kiwi like apple. chomp skin like egg. top off. spoon other/new to kiwi fruits like orange. peel him like apple. chomp skin like egg. top off. spoon other/new to kiwi fruits like orange. peel him"
X Link 2019-02-26T17:23Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@head_moths this is casper he has a very concerned face but is actually extremely playful and relaxed all the time. sometimes he screams just for the hell of it. he loves to sleep and play with his penguin toy. ❤"
X Link 2019-04-30T22:21Z 126.4K followers, [---] engagements
"some grown man who lives with his uncle and does karate will haunt your pussy and your dreams forever and thats just a fact. im so sorry"
X Link 2020-02-14T23:30Z 127.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@SuzanneBorders oh no they wont date you because theyre too busy training for the secret fire service or they have too much going on at the dojo"
X Link 2020-02-15T11:25Z 128.6K followers, [----] engagements
"please dont correct me. i just finished lord of the rings again and frodo was just a hobbit without a job. he did one errand (and what a good job he did) but beyond that he was just hobbiting around for about [---] years"
X Link 2020-04-19T15:37Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Some good things for me from [----]. [--]. I haven't had a cigarette in [---] days [--]. I stopped drinking for a month and have totally reshaped my relationship with alcohol [--]. Back on antidepressants for [--] days and my brain no longer feels like a sinking ship [--]. Started therapy"
X Link 2020-12-21T13:39Z 119.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@MadhviMavadiya they really are ❤❤❤ hope youre doing ok"
X Link 2021-08-03T11:17Z 119.7K followers, [--] engagements
"@Keir_Starmer and you doing less than nothing to change it"
X Link 2021-08-10T19:04Z 128.6K followers, [--] engagements
"i was having such a nice day yesterday that i forgot to do wordle. [--] day winning streak RUINED by a bit of human joy and happiness. never again. no more enjoying. only word game"
X Link 2022-02-27T10:36Z 124.4K followers, 151K engagements
"Jason Derulo has slipped on Harry Styles spit and fallen down the stairs at the Venice Film Festival"
X Link 2022-09-06T10:28Z 124.3K followers, 188.6K engagements
"q time: whats one seemingly innocuous thing on a dating profile thats an automatic no for you mine is any kind of jokey naked photo. Ive no idea why but it just immediately shuts things down. put your bottom away"
X Link 2022-10-11T14:23Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements
"but this looks absolutely lovely You cant make jokes about British people eating baked beans for breakfast when your annual tradition is to eat sweet potato mixed with marshmallows. Thats some strange hypocrisy. Id take beans on toast over this foul shit lol https://t.co/pMq3HdOkvr You cant make jokes about British people eating baked beans for breakfast when your annual tradition is to eat sweet potato mixed with marshmallows. Thats some strange hypocrisy. Id take beans on toast over this foul shit lol https://t.co/pMq3HdOkvr"
X Link 2022-11-25T18:39Z 119.7K followers, [---] engagements
"i am feeling quite"
X Link 2023-05-19T20:23Z 124.4K followers, 3.7M engagements
"i made a budget that specifically prohibits sweet little evening treats and yet i have never craved a sweet little evening treat with this much power and force. oh my god. these are the tests from god that ive heard of"
X Link 2023-06-27T20:23Z 128.6K followers, 73.2K engagements
"is this a safe space to say that I dont know what this line means"
X Link 2023-07-26T15:33Z 130.2K followers, 13.1M engagements
"@awomaninky and the mothers are standing still to let them go but the daughters are looking back idk im confused"
X Link 2023-07-27T04:10Z 130.2K followers, 685.8K engagements
"now someones uncle is going to tell us that he had loads of summer days this hot when he was growing up they never made a fuss all this woke climate change has gone too far they just put on a hat got a [--] and the whole street had a party"
X Link 2023-08-09T08:25Z 130.2K followers, 37K engagements
"changing my nail shape from coffin to almond and then asking my boyfriend whats different about me"
X Link 2023-08-09T14:00Z 128.6K followers, 171.8K engagements
"my controversial parenting opinion is that no parent should have to do this & anyone who feels entitled to the kind of appeasement is a baby themselves. smile encouragingly at stressed out parents on planes pop your big headphones on and grow up. During a 10-hour flight she was heading from Seoul Korea to San Francisco USA. This mother distributed more than [---] passengers on the plane a plastic bag to each one. The bag contained candy chewing gum and earplugs as a kind of advance apology for use in the event that https://t.co/awuYgY7Uz3 During a 10-hour flight she was heading from Seoul Korea"
X Link 2023-08-13T20:01Z 124.4K followers, 2.3M engagements
"doing my morning mantras saying things like i deserve [----] dollars and [----] dollars is constantly mine and receiving [----] dollars is something that can be so personal to a woman. and then i am ready to face the day"
X Link 2023-08-16T09:16Z 130.2K followers, 30.9K engagements
"had a dream i met jeremy allen white and his hair was so large. enormous actually. when i asked about it he said that cameras shrink hair so everyone on tv and in hollywood has to scale up their hair. also he was bright purple"
X Link 2023-08-17T07:10Z 130.2K followers, 42K engagements
"astounding lying all round in this thread"
X Link 2023-08-19T10:50Z 130.2K followers, 284K engagements
"the word owe is owed an apology for the weight you lot place on it. its not a question of obligation- its choosing to see hospitality workers as more than sentient vending machines & then acting decently. but i dont have to baby talk"
X Link 2023-08-21T20:14Z 130.2K followers, 44.7K engagements
"me and Stinky really need a pizza but neither one of us can get out of bed. very urgent i called [---] but got cut off for some reason. we are very scared"
X Link 2023-08-26T17:35Z 128.6K followers, 49.6K engagements
"its [----] men should not be having unblemished records of heterosexuality"
X Link 2023-08-26T18:50Z 128.6K followers, 68.2K engagements
"normalise deleting your misinformed tweet after being humiliated by community notes"
X Link 2023-08-29T10:55Z 130.2K followers, 40.2K engagements
"i love just read to mean i saw it in a tik tok where a [--] year old made some shit up"
X Link 2023-09-02T12:15Z [--] followers, 1.6M engagements
"is it luck of the draw if this happens or is it pretty much guaranteed for a very fine line/detailed tattoo to bleed/fade like this"
X Link 2023-09-05T20:41Z 130.2K followers, 187.1K engagements
"please please take some cute candids of the person who is always taking cute candids of the group I BEG you"
X Link 2023-09-06T20:04Z 127.7K followers, 69.2K engagements
"dear LORD its 2023- lets wrap up worst dressed lists. a nasty weird sexist tradition from a miserable era of media that needs to die. anyone still doing them should feel embarrassed"
X Link 2023-09-06T20:10Z 130.2K followers, 58.4K engagements
"you can have a man whos ready to start a podcast ready to grow an upsetting moustache or ready to intentionally misunderstand a therapist and use their words to make you feel insane. best i can do"
X Link 2023-09-08T06:27Z 130.2K followers, 130.8K engagements
"Rich & famous people rely on us to prop up their popularity so they can bail one another out whenever they feel like abusing their power- which is so so often. Stop adoring them because their faces are symmetrical & engage in cute publicity stunts I beg"
X Link 2023-09-08T18:32Z 130.2K followers, 10.4K engagements
"Trying to achieve constant peace about anything is a doomed quest for most of us. We all have temporary bodies and its okay if that feels terrifying one day freeing the next. This question will stop feeling so pressing if you stay busy being loving good & curious though"
X Link 2023-09-08T19:09Z 130.2K followers, 36.5K engagements
"Im in Greece and every single time were sitting by a group of Americans all they talk about is work. Even on the beach its somehow about the office. Yanks need our help and they need it now"
X Link 2023-09-11T06:56Z 124.4K followers, 1.7M engagements
"every single time a friends dog has been attacked- even fatally- the owner of the other dog has been stricken & insisted theyd never acted like that before. people are not cautious enough with their pets currently & its children & other dogs who suffer from that oversight"
X Link 2023-09-11T12:21Z 130.2K followers, 53.7K engagements
"@dsilv1205 but it is an oversight in the UK legal system that mean these breeds are legal today. even well trained dogs bite & if I was a parent looking at the statistics on maulings & attack fatalities I would be frightened"
X Link 2023-09-11T12:37Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@Sorrelish I dont disagree that people who want to breed dangerous dogs would simply choose another legal breed but parents are calling out for something that isnt whats been happening - and theyre right to"
X Link 2023-09-11T12:52Z 130.2K followers, [---] engagements
"hearing reports that an adult man has married an adult woman. doesnt sound that bad heres the twist. the adult woman. well she was once a baby"
X Link 2023-09-12T05:23Z 130.2K followers, 170K engagements
"im on holiday with mates and everyone else is napping so im taking both arty and saucy pictures of my boob and nipple shadows against the villa wall. is there a market for this"
X Link 2023-09-12T14:29Z 130.8K followers, 58.7K engagements
"yeh ill get up soon i just need to look at the internet first. yes the whole thing"
X Link 2023-09-13T18:19Z 130.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"my hamster used to live in one of these Looking at this pic of Justin Bieber's house I'll never understand why the infinitely rich choose to live in gaffs that look like millennium era lottery funded conference centres. https://t.co/CUYzdZVtVR Looking at this pic of Justin Bieber's house I'll never understand why the infinitely rich choose to live in gaffs that look like millennium era lottery funded conference centres. https://t.co/CUYzdZVtVR"
X Link 2023-09-16T16:28Z 128K followers, 2.3M engagements
"its so very grim to be reminded every few months how many men hate women how little redress there is how much harm is happening right now by gloating powerful fucks"
X Link 2023-09-17T18:00Z 128.6K followers, 111.7K engagements
"the other one is young robert de niro but im not going near that for obvious reasons"
X Link 2023-09-17T18:11Z 130.9K followers, 14K engagements
"a meme account on instagram just tagged this tweet i have no memory of. but actually now im reading it back"
X Link 2023-09-17T20:05Z 130.2K followers, 21.4K engagements
"I get the joke but also"
X Link 2023-09-18T17:38Z 130.2K followers, 68.7K engagements
"Just saw a clip of Jimmy Carr doing stand up that was an almost impossible watch. Hauntingly bad"
X Link 2023-09-23T10:28Z 128.6K followers, 50.3K engagements
"whos your favourite colin"
X Link 2023-09-29T10:23Z 130.2K followers, 923.5K engagements
"Marge Simpson after being up all night on the sewing machine"
X Link 2023-09-29T11:24Z 130.5K followers, 1.8M engagements
"im in a group of people with twitter subscriptions ALL of who have 150k+ followers & 20+ mil impressions a month and their twitter payout was $9 - $24"
X Link 2023-09-29T20:41Z 130.2K followers, 70.7K engagements
"2010s Tumblr has a lot to answer for Who else here is sapiosexual (When you get turned on by intelligence.) Who else here is sapiosexual (When you get turned on by intelligence.)"
X Link 2023-09-30T11:43Z 128.6K followers, 67.1K engagements
"SE London two bed available for 45-50 minutes while I go to big Tesco. [---] x"
X Link 2023-09-30T12:18Z 130.2K followers, 460.6K engagements
"its a plea for help about a sexual assault. find something else to joke about ffs"
X Link 2023-10-02T14:36Z 130.2K followers, 59.3K engagements
"if you are in le bed bug Paris right now just stay there. be french you deserve it. its a gorgeous city and youre going to be very happy x"
X Link 2023-10-03T16:54Z 130.6K followers, 43.5K engagements
"i disagree. its good sense to take breaks from drinking alcohol to assess if your relationship with it has changed or if youre just drinking out of habit. plenty of mates have done sober months realised theyre not fussed about booze and stopped drinking entirely with ease"
X Link 2023-10-03T17:47Z 130.2K followers, 325.2K engagements
"I want influencers to get their money I really do but why am I a stranger seeing your baby in the bath multiple times a week or your kid in their school uniform I think brands need to stop incentivising putting little kids to work/ at risk for their own gain. Its enough"
X Link 2023-10-04T18:36Z 130.2K followers, 70.4K engagements
"who (aside from her) would do an absolutely beautiful job of performing this as a monologue Im thinking thinking but just cant quite get it"
X Link 2023-10-04T19:16Z 130.9K followers, 1.2M engagements
"men want two wives a husband and a big plate of meat"
X Link 2023-10-06T09:00Z 130.9K followers, 4.1M engagements
"googled oldest animal on earth expecting a fun tortoise and instead found out about Ming the Clam a [---] year old mollusc who died in [----] after being cracked open by Icelandic researchers. broken. absolutely distraught"
X Link 2023-10-06T22:08Z 124.3K followers, 3.9M engagements
"sent while sitting next to his girlfriend on the sofa they spent weeks choosing together 👀"
X Link 2023-10-13T19:21Z 130.9K followers, 145.3K engagements
"I dont want to be nasty and I know everyone has different tastes but it should be a crime to make your house The Dentists The difference https://t.co/S16UavOHD1 The difference https://t.co/S16UavOHD1"
X Link 2023-10-16T21:04Z 128.7K followers, 5.1M engagements
"I got stuck in ADHD medication limbo for about [--] months (still ongoing) and its been incredibly distressing & disruptive. I really feel for everyone who cant get their medication currently. Look out for each other / pass on information etc. & fingers crossed its sorted soon"
X Link 2023-10-17T13:25Z 130.2K followers, 24.9K engagements
"actually genius timing for this Big Brother reboot. its cold everythings hell and we cant afford to leave the house. im sat and watching"
X Link 2023-10-18T16:49Z 130.9K followers, 20.3K engagements
"I know an ongoing Patreon subscription is something a lot of people cant afford rn but if I made some of my narrated columns into digital files for one off purchases (30-60 mins of talking) is that something people might be interested in"
X Link 2023-10-20T19:49Z 130.9K followers, 22.5K engagements
"I ask because Im drowning a bit. Patreon is my sole income currently and at present it makes me a little less than my monthly rent. I dont want to increase the minimum price ($2 a month) because everyone else is drowning too. Diversifying how I do it feels a better option"
X Link 2023-10-20T19:57Z 130.9K followers, 16.5K engagements
"reasons Im obsessed with Stinky: grunts and growls instead of meowing will throw her full body weight against a closed door until allowed in insists on coming in the shower with you sleeps belly up crotch up mouth open loves leg hair"
X Link 2023-10-20T22:57Z 130.9K followers, 48.7K engagements
"why have we decided its rude to blow cigarette smoke near people but its fine to blow vape smoke around multiple times a week a face full of blueberry popcorn and nobody even says sorry i dont want your candy flavoured mouth fog disgosting"
X Link 2023-10-26T09:21Z 130.5K followers, 1.9M engagements
"im starting to associate this kind of difficult to watch one note video with elder gen z than I ever did with middle millennials. a second joke please i beg"
X Link 2023-10-29T18:37Z 130.7K followers, 913.7K engagements
"I dont write obituaries but is it necessary to speculate about whether a person was using at the time of their death"
X Link 2023-10-30T10:10Z 130.8K followers, 76.5K engagements
"celebrities (and very rich people in general actually) are overwhelmingly stupid to a dangerous degree. we have to try and remember this. theyre not our friends"
X Link 2023-11-01T20:51Z 130.7K followers, 167.9K engagements
"@dudleyjoshua wouldnt it be great the perfect gift for all ages all occasions"
X Link 2023-11-22T13:02Z 130.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Bob Mortimer in any kind of peril"
X Link 2023-11-22T13:24Z 130.5K followers, 775.8K engagements
"after massively curbing my clothes shopping in the last few years im going to attempt not to buy anything new next year. if anyones done something similar please can you let me know how it went/what you learned etc. Im feeling quite apprehensive about it"
X Link 2023-11-22T20:05Z 130.6K followers, 52.8K engagements
"I cannot respect you if youre shopping like this. Just absurd & thoughtless overconsumption while garment workers suffer & ecosystems buckle. I know sustainability writers must be so tired at this point"
X Link 2023-11-24T14:52Z 130.5K followers, 3M engagements
"@DomLip94 untrue. fast fashion is primarily propped up by people with disposable income. people living in poverty dont have the collective spend to drive these companies towards obscene profits. its a myth that shifts blame from corporations & middle class over consumers"
X Link 2023-11-24T19:44Z 130.6K followers, 20.6K engagements
"@DomLip94 its literally all the same fix and thats an end to shite disposable clothes exploitative wages & unfair conditions for workers. but go off certainly"
X Link 2023-11-24T19:49Z 130.6K followers, [---] engagements
"@DomLip94 1) I hadnt seen it 2) it totally ignores the second part of my tweet. Its bad faith so I can ignore it. Like I said it isnt poor people doing Shein & PLT shopping hauls & it isnt poor people Im talking about"
X Link 2023-11-25T12:03Z 130.6K followers, [---] engagements
"lot of middle class people frothing about this. youre who i mean and stop invoking people living in poverty- they arent responsible for record fast fashion profits. its those of us who buy well beyond need & without thought"
X Link 2023-11-25T12:10Z 130.6K followers, 64K engagements
"I said absurd and thoughtless consumption & people are asking me what about poor people who need clothes for kids or want to buy something special because thats their luxury. In what world is that absurd or thoughtless consumption"
X Link 2023-11-25T12:15Z 130.6K followers, 14.1K engagements
"I wasnt the villain but ive never been called a stupid bitch in so many ways. Everybody was so creative"
X Link 2023-11-27T13:30Z 130.6K followers, 153.8K engagements
"Some work news- my next Glamour column will be my last for the foreseeable. Im sad as Ive loved doing it- but does free me up for new work. Ive written for Dazed ELLE Metro Vice Refinery29 Square Mile. If youd like to work with me you can email at goforteddy@gmail.com"
X Link 2023-11-28T12:14Z 130.5K followers, 28.3K engagements
"Im available to do interviews profiles features opinion pieces + if youre open for pitches about mental health wellness sex & dating travel then please expect me in your inbox at some point very soon. Its a knock but Im excited to do more & figure it out x"
X Link 2023-11-28T12:16Z 130.5K followers, 19.3K engagements
"if youre someone who doesnt care about seeing other peoples Spotify Wrapped then just mute the phrase now and save us the tweets when they all come out. you told everyone last year and the year before. we dont need to hear again x"
X Link 2023-11-28T15:28Z 130.6K followers, 127.7K engagements
"sorry to say this and i hope he doesnt see this but dan humphrey was an absolutely dogshit writer"
X Link 2023-12-06T20:07Z 129.4K followers, 333.6K engagements
"sorry if this is rude to say but i miss when famous people had normal human teeth. i can watch whole films without seeing a single naturally occurring set of chompers and its unnerving"
X Link 2023-12-08T19:30Z 128.6K followers, 8.4M engagements
"everything is expensive nighttime is from 2pm to 9am the sky is the colour of a pigeons gusset and i am TIRED"
X Link 2023-12-10T15:58Z 130.5K followers, 321.7K engagements
"the fact that they actually dated for a year"
X Link 2023-12-11T23:26Z 130.5K followers, 446.4K engagements
"Its a very dire time to be trying to stay well or hold onto any semblance of good mental health & I hope anyone who feels totally undone knows theyre not alone in it. Everyone I talk to is battling both bad days & the piss poor mental health services in the UK. hang in there x"
X Link 2023-12-14T13:11Z 130.5K followers, 29.7K engagements
"if scientists werent fannying about taking billionaires to space then wed have long since found a way for dogs to have the chocolate they deserve. sick & wrong that its almost [----] and elon musk can squit around the moon if he pleases but a dachshund cant eat a single twix"
X Link 2023-12-23T20:25Z 130.2K followers, 37.4K engagements
"Hozier having an absolutely nightmare in Home Alone [--] x"
X Link 2023-12-23T22:31Z [--] followers, 21.1K engagements
"a lemon wont cut it this year for good luck im afraid i will be making cantaloupe piglet come NYE x Its almost his time to shine again https://t.co/mytDW2isfN Its almost his time to shine again https://t.co/mytDW2isfN"
X Link 2023-12-26T13:19Z [--] followers, 38.1K engagements
"My twenties were a hellish wonderful chaotic time and for the most part I wouldnt change it but Im so ready & so excited to do things very differently this next decade. I cba to suffer that much again xxx"
X Link 2023-12-26T18:27Z 130.2K followers, 47.9K engagements
"@PlexDoll give it a rest pls xxx"
X Link 2023-12-27T16:35Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements
"making a start"
X Link 2023-12-29T14:53Z 130.2K followers, 38.8K engagements
"I think theres still a chance for us to be collectively more normal and fair towards Gypsy Rose Blanchard and I hope we take that chance"
X Link 2023-12-29T15:25Z [--] followers, 42.5K engagements
"restless leg syndrome is such a silly goofy name for something that literally feels like your bones are straining to burst free of your flesh"
X Link 2023-12-29T20:09Z 130.2K followers, 611.6K engagements
"@ConstantNot I have & I think it helped Of course now I need it I cant find it. Is that your go to Ive heard pineapple helps as well but again not one to be found"
X Link 2023-12-30T00:08Z [--] followers, 17.3K engagements
"@idiot_drug_hive I didnt but from google it looks gorge By sweets I mean the UK definition- candies and bars etc"
X Link 2023-12-30T20:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Bill90346152 @swifferupdates @coffee_anytime youre replying to an account called Taylor Swift updates Bill whom do you think"
X Link 2024-01-02T00:02Z 130.2K followers, [--] engagements
"I read [---] books last year which sounds like bragging but it mostly happened because I lost my job and got crazy insomnia and anxiety so bad that I literally had to exit this realm via the magic of literature to survive it. Please god let me read [--] books in [----] is what I mean"
X Link 2024-01-03T01:33Z [--] followers, 107.2K engagements
"If you like this then boy do I have a book for you thats out in less than a month and that you can pre-order here or wherever else you buy your new reads 🙂 https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1398720860/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0ie=UTF8&qid=1704314121&sr=8-2 More trips where you dont pull out your phone to record a spectacular event. More trips where you just bring a disposable camera and save the photos for a scrapbooking session with your loved ones that experienced it with you. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1398720860/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0ie=UTF8&qid=1704314121&sr=8-2 More trips where you dont"
X Link 2024-01-03T20:42Z 128.5K followers, 32.7K engagements
"we are blocking everyone who starts trying to bait us with tipping discourse this year by the way. not happening. blocked and hissed at"
X Link 2024-01-03T20:46Z [--] followers, 19.4K engagements
"as a British child watching American TV I grew up absolutely feral to try all of these. what the fuck is a thin mint and why cant I have one Girl Scout cookie season is upon us I must ask the question what is your favorite cookie and yes there are wrong answers https://t.co/bEM6gsjGE2 Girl Scout cookie season is upon us I must ask the question what is your favorite cookie and yes there are wrong answers https://t.co/bEM6gsjGE2"
X Link 2024-01-05T12:19Z 119.7K followers, 556.2K engagements
"the way I do not like this This is a completely fake video of me. The AI (HeyGen) used [--] seconds of me talking to a webcam and [--] seconds of my voice and now I have an avatar that I can make say anything. Don't trust your own eyes. Its not perfect but a two minute recording would yield better results. https://t.co/HkIooCo6Zu This is a completely fake video of me. The AI (HeyGen) used [--] seconds of me talking to a webcam and [--] seconds of my voice and now I have an avatar that I can make say anything. Don't trust your own eyes. Its not perfect but a two minute recording would yield better"
X Link 2024-01-05T22:51Z 130.2K followers, 29.8K engagements
"@BenedictTown Bill Clintons dad married a second Gash"
X Link 2024-01-07T00:27Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements
"okay ignoring for a moment the naked nude man in the huge fish tank. but is this not the strangest and most beautiful shop youve ever seenstunning ethereal paradise. comfortable fishing pants in the forest. Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham Alabama who made you. and why Happened at Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham AL. Good times #bassproshops #basspro #FishTank https://t.co/0RQbWd8cMt Happened at Bass Pro Shops in Birmingham AL. Good times #bassproshops #basspro #FishTank https://t.co/0RQbWd8cMt"
X Link 2024-01-07T01:57Z 130.2K followers, 293K engagements
"I take back everything Ive ever said about america. Gorgeous place with beautiful traditions @imbethmccoll Beth are you familiar with the Bass Pro Pyramid https://t.co/Lw46vjDO71 @imbethmccoll Beth are you familiar with the Bass Pro Pyramid https://t.co/Lw46vjDO71"
X Link 2024-01-07T02:14Z 130.2K followers, 131.1K engagements
"where is this x https://t.co/KENg2e9vDd https://t.co/KENg2e9vDd"
X Link 2024-01-07T20:33Z 130.2K followers, 26.1K engagements
"is that Taylor Swifts boyfriend (any) these are all the same man to me https://t.co/VyTl1C6TpG these are all the same man to me https://t.co/VyTl1C6TpG"
X Link 2024-01-08T00:04Z [--] followers, 20K engagements
"for christmas I got the cat a plastic yellow gun that shoots soft fluffy balls for her to chase which she loooves. anyway its so funny now when shes being a pain & we need to distract her one of us will say cat wont stop trying to eat from my plate. pass me the gun"
X Link 2024-01-08T13:05Z 130.2K followers, 165.5K engagements
"@tinnyhopkins happy birthday Tinny Hope its an absolute blinder & cant wait to see you back over in the uk very soon Beth x"
X Link 2024-01-11T14:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"older man in the pub asked for help replying to a text because his phone wasnt working. he just had the brightness down really low. turned it up & saw hed accidentally sent reams of jibberish & emojis to a woman he was trying to offer condolences to on the death of her husband old man sat next to me on the train home and started talking to me and was asking for help using his new iPhone and as he got up to leave said thank you for being a nice person https://t.co/tP8HRxY1mP old man sat next to me on the train home and started talking to me and was asking for help using his new iPhone and as"
X Link 2024-01-12T14:56Z 128.8K followers, 2.2M engagements
"@littlehux ahhhh the most twitter thing ive ever heard"
X Link 2024-01-15T09:37Z 130.2K followers, [---] engagements
"it doesnt sit right with me that kids nowadays are getting new music from TikTok. they should be getting it the proper way. from the Gossip Girl soundtrack"
X Link 2024-01-17T15:09Z 130.1K followers, 1.1M engagements
"everyday i wake up and its january"
X Link 2024-01-21T11:14Z 130.2K followers, 79.1K engagements
"@BenedictTown is ryan gosling trump or is the oscar a trump"
X Link 2024-01-24T15:39Z 130.2K followers, [----] engagements
"RE: that horrible Selena Gomez tweet. leave it alone your take may be heartfelt & true but youre still putting that account everywhere. can we please resist the urge to quote tweet eating disorder accounts. im sure the joke is funny and youre proud of it but its just not remotely worth putting that all over other peoples timelines or sending more interaction to that side of the app. leave it alone x can we please resist the urge to quote tweet eating disorder accounts. im sure the joke is funny and youre proud of it but its just not remotely worth putting that all over other peoples timelines"
X Link 2024-01-25T14:19Z 130.9K followers, 32.4K engagements
"@stevietequila that is an engagement tactic"
X Link 2024-01-25T22:54Z 130.2K followers, [---] engagements
"cw: food / weight. I dont think there are magical donuts in Italy but something is up with US food. Its not the walking either because Ill still walk my 20000-30000 steps every day when Im in America So Ive been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and Ive lost [--] pounds. The food in America is just poison. https://t.co/pcmdhS2Oce So Ive been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and Ive lost [--] pounds. The food in America is just poison. https://t.co/pcmdhS2Oce"
X Link 2024-01-28T09:34Z 130.2K followers, 214.9K engagements
"I saw someone say the portion sizes and maybe thats it But between a weeks beach vacation in Europe vs. a work trip in the USA walking everywhere and eating normal meals theres only one that will affect my body and its the latter"
X Link 2024-01-28T09:37Z 130.2K followers, 22.8K engagements
"oh no he is definitely less @imbethmccoll Elmo is Elmo. Nothing more nothing less. @imbethmccoll Elmo is Elmo. Nothing more nothing less"
X Link 2024-01-29T19:26Z 130.2K followers, 20.9K engagements
"Did a bloody book didnt I Romanticise Your Life is out now. I celebrated hard last night in my favourite shoes & sparkliest dress & today I am feeling very grateful"
X Link 2024-02-03T16:10Z 130.2K followers, 42.4K engagements
"there are about [--] things on my laptop can someone smart explain why there is no storAge. please"
X Link 2024-02-04T17:46Z 130.2K followers, 24.9K engagements
"you can ignore your baby for so much less money than this Dad mode: Already found a great application of the #VisionPro watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels like one of the premium https://t.co/HN1qOHJCeF Dad mode: Already found a great application of the #VisionPro watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels"
X Link 2024-02-04T21:57Z 130.2K followers, 10.2K engagements
"i accidentally retweeted an extremely mean tweet about taylor swift instead of quote retweeting girlies i am really really scared right now"
X Link 2024-02-06T15:40Z 130.1K followers, 46.3K engagements
"sorry but this is not charming and im surprised that many of you are seeing it that way Dakota Johnson speaks on TODAY about the 'nepo baby' discourse: "If you're a journalist write about something else. That's just like lame." https://t.co/59IVHKWZmH Dakota Johnson speaks on TODAY about the 'nepo baby' discourse: "If you're a journalist write about something else. That's just like lame." https://t.co/59IVHKWZmH"
X Link 2024-02-08T18:37Z 130.1K followers, 2.4M engagements
"When TJ Mack is number one in my Spotify Wrapped this year perhaps then you will Understand Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash https://t.co/Ok4pCvNVHe Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash https://t.co/Ok4pCvNVHe"
X Link 2024-02-09T23:20Z 130.1K followers, 61.2K engagements
"i stopped smoking cold turkey after a decade during the first [--] weeks of a global pandemic i can do anything"
X Link 2024-02-10T19:32Z 130.1K followers, 35.7K engagements
"can someone send me 50k"
X Link 2024-02-16T17:08Z 130.1K followers, 32.3K engagements
"whats the longest youve ever been on hold for because im currently listening to the HMRC hold music for perhaps the 40000th time and I believe im going to go mad. this is doing psychic damage"
X Link 2024-02-20T16:23Z 130.1K followers, 15.3K engagements
"Glamour have printed an extract from my new book Romanticise Your Life here: #RomanticiseYourLife by the brilliant @imbethmccoll featured in @GlamourMagUK over the weekend♥ https://t.co/TGitjZmy0E #RomanticiseYourLife by the brilliant @imbethmccoll featured in @GlamourMagUK over the weekend♥ https://t.co/TGitjZmy0E"
X Link 2024-02-26T10:45Z 130K followers, 33K engagements
"put down the garlic powder the cheese powder the powdered powder powder and taste something as it is. you might enjoy it"
X Link 2024-02-26T11:43Z 130.1K followers, 11.4K engagements
"I dont want to be unkind to these reality stars & celebrities but years of coddling free things & media training doesnt (imo) breed a lot of insight or drive you towards true & interesting journalism. Great writers are being made redundant left and right & it all just stinks"
X Link 2024-02-27T12:59Z 130K followers, 77.2K engagements
"no more we are not having it. this year were doing what those ladies from the 1700s did to keep busy. no Netflix just embroidery hushed conversation writing letters doing the piano by candlelight etc. Netflix is expected to hike prices on its streaming plans in [----]. https://t.co/L3G2jIlQSh Netflix is expected to hike prices on its streaming plans in [----]. https://t.co/L3G2jIlQSh"
X Link 2024-02-27T18:31Z 130.1K followers, 276.3K engagements
"Friday Night Dinner is such a great great show isnt it. Excellent stuff"
X Link 2024-02-27T20:07Z 130.1K followers, 25.1K engagements
"I didnt clock that this was the news and just thought there was some kind of baby channel you could watch to see about the new babies The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats https://t.co/boIudBaYrv The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats https://t.co/boIudBaYrv"
X Link 2024-02-29T19:34Z 130K followers, 668.2K engagements
"I do drink alcohol so this hasnt been catastrophic but this has happened to me several times Soft drink companies that inexplicably add alcohol to a drink & dont change the packaging at all. Or a brand styled like juice thats 8% proof. like My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too https://t.co/CIEnkXlf8o My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine"
X Link 2024-02-29T23:34Z 130.1K followers, 186.1K engagements
"Talked about the Willy Wonka Billy Bonkers event at the top of todays episode of the podcast. Plus the screaming Swiftie Reformations collab with Monica Lewinsky & the end of Vice. Listen here"
X Link 2024-03-01T08:43Z 130K followers, 12.4K engagements
"I cant believe ive gotten invested in this but no hard seltzers look like cartoon drinks for babies if i see something called cheeky water with a picture of a dolphin on it i think great a new beverage to try. i dont read the small print like a nerd. im cracking it open As a very small niche alcohol producer I am here to tell you that there are in fact very strict packaging & labeling regulations for anything alcoholic. Like at a certain point the dumb actually is your fault & no one can help you As a very small niche alcohol producer I am here to tell you that there are in fact very strict"
X Link 2024-03-02T08:17Z 130.1K followers, 44.9K engagements
"countdown begins"
X Link 2024-03-02T09:10Z 130K followers, 51.8K engagements
"i left my favourite jumper and my beloved slippers on a coach and they got nicked and NOW my hot water bottle springs a leak my cosiness is under serious attack"
X Link 2024-03-06T09:31Z 119.7K followers, 15.4K engagements
"Ive started weaning off Effexor and this is already no joke. Thank god for the internet because my doctor gave me absolutely no advice or warning just prescribed half the pills Ill need and said to start taking it every other day"
X Link 2024-03-09T18:29Z 130K followers, 58.3K engagements
"I get that photoshop is maybe normal when youre taking a photo with [--] kids & you need everyone to look nice but considering how many conspiracy theories are flying would you not get someone who was a bit better at it like i know they have the money because we gave it to them Kensington Palace has released the first official photo of Kate Middleton since her abdominal surgery. https://t.co/fTCytD4HxZ Kensington Palace has released the first official photo of Kate Middleton since her abdominal surgery. https://t.co/fTCytD4HxZ"
X Link 2024-03-10T18:46Z 130K followers, 467.5K engagements
"hard to overstate how much people loved and continue to love the queen (rip) in this country. that madness when she died was not put on at all with no likeable long term successor id be doing mad things on photoshop too"
X Link 2024-03-12T08:31Z 130K followers, 11.1K engagements
"coming off Effexor has so far been the most uncomfortable experience of my life. literally not a single thought has entered my head in the correct order in days. i feel like ive got flu but only on the inside of my body. I cant believe how little my GP prepared me for this"
X Link 2024-03-13T19:16Z 130K followers, 80.4K engagements
"Zayn Malik announces new album Room Under The Stairs out May 17th. https://t.co/oSQA9Gmhnz Zayn Malik announces new album Room Under The Stairs out May 17th. https://t.co/oSQA9Gmhnz"
X Link 2024-03-13T20:06Z 130K followers, 241.2K engagements
"Happy Friday & happy Everything Is Content day to all who celebrate This week (episode 15) were talking about the Kate Middleton fiasco the ethics of using your kids for #content & whether were capable of being normal about Sydney Sweeneys boobs"
X Link 2024-03-15T12:08Z 130K followers, 10.3K engagements
"this is who posts from this account btw x"
X Link 2024-03-16T20:27Z 130K followers, 15.7K engagements
"youd get there and have to immediately drive back americans should just go on the train x the european mind cowers at the driving endurance of the typical american this is a normal drive for a three day weekend it's like san francisco to la and much shorter than one i've done a few times new york city to columbus https://t.co/WJ5sCMDW42 the european mind cowers at the driving endurance of the typical american this is a normal drive for a three day weekend it's like san francisco to la and much shorter than one i've done a few times new york city to columbus https://t.co/WJ5sCMDW42"
X Link 2024-03-19T12:16Z 130K followers, 56.7K engagements
"slamming back a whole creme egg without chewing foil and all in front of a horrified shopkeeper another"
X Link 2024-03-21T13:38Z 129.9K followers, 73.7K engagements
"id rather do this too to be fair would you look at them go Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio weight training and count calories https://t.co/I5F7xcFJvy Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio weight training and count calories https://t.co/I5F7xcFJvy"
X Link 2024-03-24T12:13Z 129.9K followers, 500.7K engagements
"inexperience at candles is actually not a fault. you wanted a nice smell and warm flickering light and you must Never feel sorry for that. you can try again next candle All the times your candles looked like this and you thought it was a bad candle please know that it was a skill issue and your fault. https://t.co/czb3nbKQ4N All the times your candles looked like this and you thought it was a bad candle please know that it was a skill issue and your fault. https://t.co/czb3nbKQ4N"
X Link 2024-03-26T12:32Z 129.8K followers, 1.6M engagements
"i love eating salt and vinegar chipsticks but i wish you didnt have to go to the hospital and get a mouth transplant afterwards"
X Link 2024-03-26T21:23Z 129.9K followers, 112.6K engagements
"tiktok has made me hate so many songs before ever streaming them or even listening to them in full. a constant loop of the same fifteen seconds until its an unbearable grating refrain playing in your brain and you dont want anything to do with the whole song"
X Link 2024-03-27T13:09Z 129.9K followers, 24.8K engagements
"31 years old i'm sorry but this woman is loved by god. all the drugs she's done all the chaos she's been in and she's probably the BEST aging celebrity alongside beyonc. like she can still pass as 20/tbh a senior in any high school netflix show. i am FLOORED. i'm sorry but this woman is loved by god. all the drugs she's done all the chaos she's been in and she's probably the BEST aging celebrity alongside beyonc. like she can still pass as 20/tbh a senior in any high school netflix show. i am FLOORED"
X Link 2024-04-13T08:34Z 129.8K followers, 1.8M engagements
"why didnt voldemort just run harry potter over with a car"
X Link 2024-04-20T08:21Z 124.4K followers, 2.1M engagements
"do you think bus drivers get scared driving their bus at night when everyones gotten off. i would"
X Link 2024-04-28T10:09Z 129.8K followers, 370.8K engagements
"in a row on the pavement: me in jeans vest and a shirt. woman in huge coat uggs hat. topless guy in sunglasses and flip flops"
X Link 2024-04-30T13:03Z 129.7K followers, 14.5K engagements
"Hello Im looking for recs for places to stay on Mykonos that are serviceable and perfectly fine but not eye watering . So youd feel safe there & most things you touch would be clean but youre not plonked in the lap of luxury. Any help would be greatly appreciated"
X Link 2024-05-07T18:08Z 129.7K followers, 17.9K engagements
"I wrote about Piers Morgans interview with the real life Martha. https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/should-we-feel-guilty-for-watching-and-obsessing-over-netflixs-baby-reindeer https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/should-we-feel-guilty-for-watching-and-obsessing-over-netflixs-baby-reindeer"
X Link 2024-05-10T10:18Z 129.6K followers, 579.9K engagements
"today has been a DAY im fighting the urge to buy a pre-5pm takeaway pizza. i cant i mustnt but. perhaps"
X Link 2024-05-10T15:58Z 129.7K followers, 19.6K engagements
"okay dont all agree at once I dont understand how people dont take their shoes off on a plane those dogs are swelling at altitude new pair of socks pair of sliders release them imo xxxxx I dont understand how people dont take their shoes off on a plane those dogs are swelling at altitude new pair of socks pair of sliders release them imo xxxxx"
X Link 2024-05-11T10:13Z 129.7K followers, 25.2K engagements
"posting photos of strangers messages isnt an okay thing to do. if you cant describe something like this and make it funny then just leave it x the old lady sitting in front of my bf rn im crying https://t.co/Hdch0N53Xe the old lady sitting in front of my bf rn im crying https://t.co/Hdch0N53Xe"
X Link 2024-05-11T18:01Z 129.7K followers, 50.4K engagements
"i dont want to see anymore tweets about the areola barista. it was a bit green you loved it its done"
X Link 2024-05-11T21:50Z 129.6K followers, 26.7K engagements
"dont let ed sheeran see this Cant stop thinking about this back piece holy fuck https://t.co/mgxBGitgZZ Cant stop thinking about this back piece holy fuck https://t.co/mgxBGitgZZ"
X Link 2024-05-14T10:13Z 129.6K followers, 46.2K engagements
"some gems in here also some of the worst tumblr posts youve ever seen theres a genre of phrases that sound like theyre from the bible or like paradise lost but really really arent. like there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others theres a genre of phrases that sound like theyre from the bible or like paradise lost but really really arent. like there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others"
X Link 2024-05-18T08:33Z 129.6K followers, 68.6K engagements
"w lot of them were written by teenagers so im trying not to be mean but so many of these tumblr posts are god awful and mean absolutely nothing. what are you talking about this changed your life https://t.co/1K8Q2v58zD https://t.co/1K8Q2v58zD"
X Link 2024-05-18T15:34Z 129.6K followers, 92.4K engagements
"not a revolutionary take remotely but i am siiiiick tired and bored of flawless social media profiles. this goes for mine too like why am I a person who has been on the earth three decades still caught in a trap of wanting every photo to look perfect & not just. how I look"
X Link 2024-05-20T18:06Z 129.6K followers, 28.4K engagements
"a beer down dressed up heading into the town ready to fuck up a bowl of Lays ready salted crisps with a cocktail before dinner nothing in this life better"
X Link 2024-05-22T14:12Z 129.6K followers, 15K engagements
"england is terrible but i still dont want to live in mini soda a place known for being 1) wet and 2) cold. weve got those here babe + greggs people in England dont realize their shitty little country is only as big as just minnesotta https://t.co/VYW9XqdFzY people in England dont realize their shitty little country is only as big as just minnesotta https://t.co/VYW9XqdFzY"
X Link 2024-05-25T10:14Z 129.6K followers, 52.9K engagements
"male loneliness crisis yes but most of the men ive ever extended friendship to have dropped or insulted me when they realised it was actually friendship i was offering and not sex"
X Link 2024-05-25T13:40Z 124.5K followers, 1.7M engagements
"invented something its new its called wearing a dress on holiday. its called putting on a dress and wearing it. on holiday"
X Link 2024-05-25T18:06Z 129.5K followers, 41.3K engagements
"@TheBaron no youre wrong"
X Link 2024-05-26T17:02Z 129.6K followers, 19.7K engagements
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