# ![@handokotjung Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::148332642.png) @handokotjung Handoko Tjung

Handoko Tjung posts on X about sama, indonesia, ada, lagi the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [nfts](/list/nfts)  [finance](/list/finance)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [currencies](/list/currencies) 

**Social topic influence**
[sama](/topic/sama), [indonesia](/topic/indonesia), [ada](/topic/ada), [lagi](/topic/lagi), [bisa](/topic/bisa), [dia](/topic/dia), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [tapi](/topic/tapi), [aja](/topic/aja), [whatsapp](/topic/whatsapp)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Bobo (BOBO)](/topic/bobo) [Kasta (KASTA)](/topic/kasta) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Hertz Global Holdings, Inc Common Stock (HTZ)](/topic/hertz) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/spotify) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/uber) [pizzacoin (PIZZACOIN)](/topic/pizza)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Btw Miniso itu bukan Japanese company ya mereka Chinese company yang dibranding ala Japanese"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1100743628480102401)  2019-02-27T13:05Z 671.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Perkara les"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1714611030343705043)  2023-10-18T11:55Z 669.6K followers, 35.5K engagements


"Meme tahunan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1898101597114142807)  2025-03-07T20:01Z 669.6K followers, 78.5K engagements


"Mandi is the mini superpower we need. Ngantuk but got work to do Mandi. Feeling stuck Mandi. Feeling unmotivated Mandi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944761918163714123)  2025-07-14T14:12Z 666.4K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Twitter is wild but Threads is wilder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1983372761956528526)  2025-10-29T03:18Z 666.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"@markesot1965 @nuhagunawan Muuph eaph 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1983412461136163276)  2025-10-29T05:55Z 669.2K followers, 19.9K engagements


""Nama" Indy. "Nama lengkap" In dys economy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1988897212600815836)  2025-11-13T09:10Z 666.8K followers, 31.3K engagements


"Work life balance: Siang jadi warrior malam jadi worrier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1991121337503666480)  2025-11-19T12:28Z 668K followers, 26.9K engagements


"Yati waluh kukus is luckier than this Tuku tumbler chick because no one really knows how Yati looks like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1993978735197143322)  2025-11-27T09:42Z 667.5K followers, 778.1K engagements


"Inflation so real jeruk [--] biji harganya segini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1994622216827539708)  2025-11-29T04:19Z 667.6K followers, 90.1K engagements


"@GarisMerah15 Lelah tapi happy is the best type of lelah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1996937336601694721)  2025-12-05T13:38Z 667.7K followers, [--] engagements


"The closer you are to someone the realer the conversation gets: Early stage: Kamu lagi apa Lagi kangen kamu Late stage: Kamu lagi apa Lagi berak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1997223905552187696)  2025-12-06T08:37Z 667.5K followers, 13.2K engagements


"Dari dulu sering diajarin sabar sabar budaya sabar. Little did we know being sabar often doesnt get things done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1998704831624831120)  2025-12-10T10:42Z 667.5K followers, 17.1K engagements


"What life lessons did [----] teach you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1999449071652864472)  2025-12-12T11:59Z 667.2K followers, 30.1K engagements


"@Earclacks Seems like Duplicator's weakness are sharp objects"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2003150740462981306)  2025-12-22T17:08Z 666.9K followers, 94.9K engagements


"A wise man once told me: Always poop before the 1st of January so you dont bring old shits into the new year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2004882174210965799)  2025-12-27T11:48Z 666.9K followers, 16.7K engagements


"2026 2+0+2+6=10 May the year ahead reward all our efforts and turn into a perfect 10/10 year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2006361532809236909)  2025-12-31T13:47Z 666.9K followers, 30.5K engagements


"*Explaining to bule* In Indonesia sending email is not afdol yet until you whatsapp them saying udah gue email ya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1679345994469904384)  2023-07-13T04:24Z 666.6K followers, 1.2M engagements


"@NCLYS Before After Mandy: Mandy:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1944766335936078102)  2025-07-14T14:30Z 666.6K followers, [----] engagements


""Nama" Ani. "Nama lengkap" Ani give up forever to touch you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2013230875547410619)  2026-01-19T12:43Z 666.6K followers, 11K engagements


"@umberbeige Golden Ape adds more power"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1944787249058742670)  2025-07-14T15:53Z 666.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@_imthemafia to yield dan mbak yield"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2000545034551353701)  2025-12-15T12:34Z 666.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Udah berasa hawa-hawa Imlek nih. Coba pada sharing dong apa moment paling hoki dalam hidupmu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1218126599419092993)  2020-01-17T11:03Z 666.4K followers, [----] engagements


""Nama" Lia. "Nama panjang" Liability"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2016032332944441843)  2026-01-27T06:15Z 666.5K followers, 140K engagements


"Ngajak nikah ga bisa cuma berlutut satu kaki tapi pastikan juga punya duit. Seperti yang diingatkan dalam bahasa Jawa: One knee piro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2021916827010707835)  2026-02-12T11:58Z 666.4K followers, 22.2K engagements


"*Warga Twitter di 2050* 👴🏻 Kamu yang hormat ya sama kakek kakek ini veteran perang. 👦 Wow perang apa kek 👴🏻 The great Korean x Asean Twitwar of 2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/2022655622173593970)  2026-02-14T12:54Z 666.4K followers, 177.7K engagements


"Indonesia is a large country with many beautiful islands. Here we have: Bali Island Sumba Island Komodo Island and Chelsea Island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1039366549151182849)  2018-09-11T04:14Z 681.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@dbrand Your marble skin looks great on my XPS [--] [----] totally worth shipping it all the way down here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1043750052651458560)  2018-09-23T06:32Z 682.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Tingkatan berhubungan intim: [--]. Having sex [--]. Making love [--]. Digidaw aweu aweu [--]. Skidipapap sawadikap biskuit ahoy [--]. Keseluruhan bagian Tompi bernyanyi scat pada lagu Menghujam Jantungku"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1052514271857324033)  2018-10-17T10:58Z 680.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter ada Info Twitwor. Instagram ada Lambe Turah. Youtube ada Youtuber Kepo. Tinggal LinkedIn aja nih belom ada HRD Bacot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1054360556117811201)  2018-10-22T13:15Z 681.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Westlife dateng ke Indonesia dan kaget liat pawang hujan adalah inspirasi dibalik lirik: ♪ Just a smile and the rain is gone could hardly believe it yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1111441561764532224)  2019-03-29T01:34Z 681.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Sandiaga Aga sad ni"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1119101270210433024)  2019-04-19T04:51Z 682.1K followers, 10.9K engagements


"5 jobs a mother have had: - Accountant: Mengatur keuangan - Chef: Masak makanan enak - Nurse: Merawat ketika sakit - Security: Melindungi sedari kecil - Psychiatrist: Menghibur ketika patah hati Jangan lupa telpon Ibu hari ini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1121735925678034944)  2019-04-26T11:21Z 682.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Bocoran soundtrack Detektif Pikachu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1126351493588631553)  2019-05-09T05:01Z 680.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Tingkatan kasta di komunitas dilihat dari panggilannya: - Dipanggil nama: Level jelata - Bro: Level junior - Bang: Level senior - Lord: Level dewa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1126731958975774720)  2019-05-10T06:13Z 681.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Spider-Man: Back to Home from Bali"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1134080666717417472)  2019-05-30T12:54Z 681.6K followers, 17K engagements


"Ada yang bilang "honesty is tough but in the end it is the far kinder alternative" pas nih sama quotes film #DoremiAndYou ini. Sedang tayang di bioskop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1141706486931845120)  2019-06-20T13:56Z 681.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Beruntung anak jaman sekarang semenjak ada hape tidak perlu mengalami percakapan ini: 👦 Halo bisa bicara dengan X 👨🏻 Dari siapa ini 👦 Dari temennya 👨🏻 Iya temennya namanya siapa Pada titik ini otak mengalami reaksi kimia fight or flight antara lanjut atau tutup telponnya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1144595644071288832)  2019-06-28T13:17Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"I asked you for a meme lucu but what I actually wanted is to memeluc u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1163807027186978816)  2019-08-20T13:36Z 681.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Ketika mata pelajaran Defense Against the Dark Arts sukses diterapkan dalam kurikulum pendidikan muggle Indonesia: https://x.com/raisjuniorr/status/1175064451726241792/video/1 https://x.com/raisjuniorr/status/1175064451726241792/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1175331824211386368)  2019-09-21T08:51Z 681.7K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Orang jahat adalah orang baik yang makan nasi kotak lauknya rendang keras pakai sendok plastik"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1180699020479516672)  2019-10-06T04:19Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"My friends trying to help me recover after being broken hearted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1189740588330975233)  2019-10-31T03:07Z 681.7K followers, 21.6K engagements


"North Sulawesi is a fine place. (Lake Tondano Likupang beach Tetetana Hill Manado. No edit only Twitter filter)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1209762167471230977)  2019-12-25T09:05Z 682.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Life of Pi Jakarta version. https://x.com/mattooley/status/1212265563302416384/video/1 https://x.com/mattooley/status/1212265563302416384/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1212279421618376705)  2020-01-01T07:48Z 681.7K followers, 25.3K engagements


"@fermendkis Birkenstock lah minimal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1216596384222085120)  2020-01-13T05:42Z 672.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Nama-nama fakboi Taiwan: - Dao Ming Si - Hua Ze Lei - Mei Zuo - Xi Men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1219460638927228928)  2020-01-21T03:24Z 680.8K followers, [----] engagements


"- Dulu Tiktok dibilang norak sekarang banyak yang pake. - Dulu design kamera iphone boba dibilang jelek sekarang banyak ditiru. Jadi kalau muka kamu dibilang jelek positive thinking aja mungkin bukannya jelek cuma belum waktunya jadi selera mainstream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1224262386892230657)  2020-02-03T09:24Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Mau ngasih rekomendasi makanan Jepang yang kimochi ah: Cobain deh ini Kimukatsu. Katsunya beda empuk tebel dan sausnya ntap. Kalo dimakan pikiran jadi tenang gak kayak makanan Indonesia+Jepang yang suka marah-marah: Tempe Ramen. Bisa pesen di GrabFood ya kalo mau coba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1225764558121234432)  2020-02-07T12:53Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"*Komposisi hujan* Bagi anak senja: 1% air 99% kenangan. Bagi anak kimia: 1% air 99% H2O. Bagi anak Jakarta: 1% air 99% kuatir banjir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1232261919056244736)  2020-02-25T11:11Z 682.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Indonesian breakfast (Nasi uduk lontong sayur bubur ayam ga diaduk) is the best breakfast. Auto mute no debat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1233574956744658945)  2020-02-29T02:09Z 681.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Ternyata gara-gara ini tagihan listrik pada melonjak. Harusnya ada penjelasan dulu sebelum tiba-tiba naik jangan menganut prinsip lebih baik minta maaf daripada minta ijin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1258270300371775489)  2020-05-07T05:39Z 682.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Risoles adalah kasta tertinggi dalam dunia gorengan disusul oleh tempe mendoan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1273572353541238786)  2020-06-18T11:04Z 682.2K followers, [--] engagements


"S3 Teknik Pertanian Massachusetts Institute of Technology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1287731845916839936)  2020-07-27T12:49Z 681.7K followers, 26.9K engagements


"Pria Sunda adalah pria-pria yang bernilai tinggi. Itulah kenapa mereka disebut AA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1292402978888925185)  2020-08-09T10:10Z 681.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Memperkenalkan aplikasi mobile banking dengan Story. Karena gaji hanya bertahan [--] jam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1329290310308954113)  2020-11-19T05:08Z 681.4K followers, 29.2K engagements


"Baru ngeh kalo buka tab Chrome lebih dari [---] di hape iconnya berubah jadi senyum seolah berkata: Iya gapapa terusin aja have fun ya :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1330725756813463552)  2020-11-23T04:11Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Alice in Broder Land"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1338664985082261511)  2020-12-15T01:59Z 672.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Kasta di dalam kaleng biskuit Khong Guan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1362341828754767873)  2021-02-18T10:02Z 681.5K followers, 35.1K engagements


"Gummy. Poly gummy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1375696756709543946)  2021-03-27T06:30Z 666.4K followers, 38.3K engagements


"@Lympo_io @binance @multichainxyz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1385653443684048898)  2021-04-23T17:54Z 681.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@Lympo_io @Uniswap @animocabrands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1389224574596775937)  2021-05-03T14:25Z 681.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Dulu beli hape sering ngutak-ngatik ringtone makin kesini pake ringtonenya yang default-default aja. Apakah memang manusia makin dewasa makin nerima apa adanya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1389568915252998144)  2021-05-04T13:13Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Orang baru beli laptop: Duit segitu mending rakit PC. Orang baru beli hape: Mending xiaomi. Orang baru beli jam tangan: Mending lu pake buat beli saham. Selama gak bikin kamu susah baiknya jangan suka ngerusak kesenangan orang yang baru beli barang pake mendang-mending"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1398902199673966594)  2021-05-30T07:20Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Persik right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1450671640056979459)  2021-10-20T03:54Z 681.6K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Rather than Sunmori (Sunday morning ride) I prefer Sanrio (Sunday riding you)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1518031973901639680)  2022-04-24T01:00Z 681.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Hertz is the unit of frequency. That's why the more frequent you meet your lover the more it hertz when you lose them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1544316077038981120)  2022-07-05T13:43Z 681.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Even Hokage aja cuci piring dan masak. Dont lower your standard girls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1560267431695695874)  2022-08-18T14:08Z 666.4K followers, 47.6K engagements


"Agak serem liat bayi umur [--] bulan dibawa naik jetski sama ATV. Kuatir [--] taun lagi dia bakal bales bawa ibunya umur [--] taun naik kora-kora"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1610881117049192450)  2023-01-05T06:09Z 666.4K followers, 2.8M engagements


"Male red flag starter pack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1617056423070007296)  2023-01-22T07:07Z 681.7K followers, 439K engagements


"S3 Marketing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1629082964104716294)  2023-02-24T11:37Z 681.6K followers, 2.5M engagements


"Deadly combo: Di kantor overworked di rumah overthinking di tongkrongan oversharing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1643224316904087554)  2023-04-04T12:09Z 681.6K followers, 163.8K engagements


"Lagu jadul Indonesia be like: Di tangan Di tangan kananmu: kirimu:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1654800345007296513)  2023-05-06T10:48Z 681.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Realita keras war tiket Coldplay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1658673999487041536)  2023-05-17T03:21Z 683.3K followers, 162.2K engagements


"30 years later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1663515209171095553)  2023-05-30T11:58Z 666.4K followers, 1.3M engagements


"*Percakapan tim Coldplay* Bang tiket Jakarta ludes antrian 500ribu lebih bikin hari ke [--] apa Pasti laku. Jakarta macet ga Parah Fasilitas umum oke ga Ya gitu lah Udaranya bagus Bikin batuk sih Yang deket sama Jakarta dan memenuhi [--] diatas apa Hmmmm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1668110698193506305)  2023-06-12T04:19Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Cat calling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1685983142170316800)  2023-07-31T11:57Z 666.4K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Beberapa bulan terakhir badan berasa segeran bobo lebih enak siang ngga ngantuk walau tanpa kopi setelah ngikutin tips ini: - Tidur dibawah jam [--] - Jalan pagi lihat sinar matahari - Olahraga - Mandi pake air dingin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1689236632288002048)  2023-08-09T11:26Z 689.5K followers, 53.3K engagements


"16 Agustus 1945: Sayuti Melik is typing. [--] Agustus 1945: Soekarno is now group admin. [--] Agustus 1945: Inggris joined via invite link. [--] Desember 1949: Belanda has left the group chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1692036314118730010)  2023-08-17T04:51Z 689.6K followers, 123.9K engagements


"I wanna hug you and never let go like Indonesias 54th anniversary logo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1692861847417053187)  2023-08-19T11:31Z 690.6K followers, 77.9K engagements


"Toxic relationship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1693456677834748347)  2023-08-21T02:55Z 690.4K followers, 240K engagements


"Being an adult means saying: "Shiaapp" on the outside although "Shibaall" on the inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1693592492506255847)  2023-08-21T11:54Z 681.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Dating di era sekarang ini lebih susah kayaknya ya karena pilihan berasa terlalu banyak. Ter-expose tab explore instagram tiktok dating apps seolah semua bisa digapai padahal kenal juga engga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1695759773151703547)  2023-08-27T11:26Z 689.6K followers, 64.6K engagements


"@SoundOfYogi Manifestation of the quote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1696542486238462071)  2023-08-29T15:17Z 681.7K followers, [---] engagements


""Bulan ini tuh sampe tanggal [--] apa [--] ya" Me an intellectual: Bentar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1696748891109257354)  2023-08-30T04:57Z 689.6K followers, 2.1M engagements


"@andreqve Bayaran 3M: Mantap Makasih Mas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1697226096847339792)  2023-08-31T12:33Z 689.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Being an adult means saying: "noted siap aman" on the outside although ga dinote ga siap dan ga aman inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1697580070213472292)  2023-09-01T12:00Z 689.6K followers, 81.9K engagements


"@jek___ @elonmusk Coba pake foto bayik aja biar cepet eligible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1697821797318853109)  2023-09-02T04:00Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Life is too short to argue just say "ooh oke cukstaw" and move on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1697974962840347066)  2023-09-02T14:09Z 689.7K followers, 45.4K engagements


"Being an adult means saying "daijoubu" on the outside although what you feel is just the dai part inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1699376223233970179)  2023-09-06T10:57Z 689.7K followers, 23.8K engagements


"Umur 10an: Aku mau jadi astronot Umur 20an: Aku mau bikin usaha sendiri. Umur 30an: Bisa ga hari ini pokoknya gausa ada kejadian macem-macem yang bikin kepala pusing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1701551160740679953)  2023-09-12T10:59Z 689.7K followers, 54.7K engagements


"Adulting itu baru tau ada skincare yang mereknya La Mer dan harganya bikin merasa bahwa skincare adalah singkatan dari miskin dan kere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1702294127444885741)  2023-09-14T12:12Z 689.7K followers, 37K engagements


"@pritiktanya semakin kere betul tapi la mer ini jujurly harganya bikin tercengang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1702296409113080265)  2023-09-14T12:21Z 689.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Noted pak: - Terlalu formalitas - Tidak berkarakter - Kita semua tau kamu ga nyatet juga Titahmu kuterima: - Berwibawa - Mythical - Memberi kesan kamu akan kembali ke tempat kerja naik naga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1702519530646573464)  2023-09-15T03:07Z 681.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Pilihan ganda: a. [--] b. [--] c. [---] d. [--] Hasil itung-itunganku: [--]. Oke lah kalo gitu jawabannya d"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702917929518715257)  2023-09-16T05:30Z 666.4K followers, 1.5M engagements


"@KucengTerbanggg Oke2 bercanda kayaknya sih jawabannya bisa jadi gini: Itu bentuk termos buat bocil (orang dewasa jarang pake termos bentuk ada cangkirnya gitu) Jadi kemungkinan besar itu berarti si wanita udah punya dua anak itu kenapa si pria jadinya ga jadi eksekusi karena dia ga ingin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1703250353939271970)  2023-09-17T03:31Z 689.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Ideal weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1703356784856191240)  2023-09-17T10:34Z 689.7K followers, 367.4K engagements


"Nama: Agnes Hanjoyo Panggilan: Ci Agnes Jabatan: Accounting Lulusan: Univ Petra Surabaya Mall favorit: Tunjungan Plaza Hobi: Ngitungin masing-masing orang bayar berapa kalo abis makan bareng"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1704346188248670549)  2023-09-20T04:06Z 681.6K followers, 937.1K engagements


"Domain expansion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1704810603498611015)  2023-09-21T10:51Z 681.6K followers, 433.2K engagements


"👨Why are you late 👧Sorry sir yesterday I was busy moving until late night 👨Where are you moving to 👧Umm. Moving S01E20"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1706173725828370876)  2023-09-25T05:08Z 681.6K followers, 34.1K engagements


"*Pelajaran bahasa Inggris SD* 👩 Agus manakah yang salah: a. Loving she b. Loving her 👦 Both wrong. Loving she is a grammar mistake. Loving her was my life mistake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1706618474334921143)  2023-09-26T10:35Z 689.7K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Anjir is okay. Bjir I can still tolerate but BJIROT is where I draw the line thats just too much sorry bye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1706852797420048512)  2023-09-27T02:06Z 689.7K followers, 150K engagements


"Menikmati musik sebelum era spotify: - Koleksi skin winamp - Bengong ngeliatin visualization - Suka muncul mas-mas berkumis - Pake speaker yang bisa meramal ada telpon mau masuk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1712713599049990346)  2023-10-13T06:15Z 685.9K followers, [--] engagements


""Anak-anak musim hujan biasanya jatuh di musim apa" Tahun 90an: Bulan yang berakhiran ber ber Bu. Tahun 2020an: Saya juga ngga tau Bu udah Oktober tapi masi panas gini buset kita bisa pulang aja ga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1714181450680197569)  2023-10-17T07:28Z 690.5K followers, 650.7K engagements


"Sekilas info: Dana minimal untuk jadi nasabah BCA Prioritas naik dari 500juta ke 1M per bulan ini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1714900375546077653)  2023-10-19T07:04Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Kebutuhan dasar manusia dewasa: - Sandang - Pangan - Papan - Satu hari ga ngapa-ngapain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1715973297522016281)  2023-10-22T06:08Z 690.5K followers, 665K engagements


"Setiap manusia dewasa butuh dua jenis circle: Circle 2: Isinya orang-orang sukses buat hustle memacu diri. Circle 1: Buat ngalor ngidul haha hihi ngetawain idup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1716696646145433637)  2023-10-24T06:02Z 690.5K followers, 14.9K engagements


"Bekerja keraslah sampai kamu bisa bayarin sekeluarga jalan-jalan terus bikin Foto Liburan Keluarga kayak gini. Itu rasa hepinya priceless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1716748870204477446)  2023-10-24T09:30Z 690.5K followers, 63.3K engagements


"Yati: villain origin story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1716786619897053459)  2023-10-24T12:00Z 666.4K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Mepet tapi bisa diusahakan pak - Berbelit - Kontradiktif - Terlalu pasrah Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Lugas - Efisien - Menerapkan prinsip survival: bersuara lantang untuk mengusir predator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1717379382569009171)  2023-10-26T03:15Z 690.5K followers, 12.5K engagements


"Sebuah karya seni kontemporer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1717523000210468865)  2023-10-26T12:46Z 690.6K followers, 164.7K engagements


"Every now and then a masterpiece is born in Twitter. Kalau suatu hari ada yang bikin musik/fim dengan judul Cintai Saya Sepanjang Durasi semoga mas-mas ini dapet royalti"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1717791326719332802)  2023-10-27T06:32Z 690.6K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Semakin tua entah kenapa semakin sering berpikir kayaknya mending gue tidur aja di rumah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1718494858279789053)  2023-10-29T05:07Z 690.6K followers, 200.6K engagements


""Iya maaf targetnya belum tercapai pak" - Lemah - Tidak bersemangat - Terkesan putus asa "Wkwk gagal maning son" - Humoris - Menunjukkan kedewasaan (umur) mu - Memberi pesan kamu siap mencoba berulang kali walau sampai harus meledak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1719592779838595399)  2023-11-01T05:50Z 690.5K followers, 20.5K engagements


"@TMIHARINI Kalo kalimat not a fan of the galaxy ini sebenernya bisa juga mengacu ke club rival mereka: LA Galaxy. (Yang di iklan ini nampilin LA FC)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1719974072631927240)  2023-11-02T07:05Z 690.5K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Hidup itu marathon bukan sprint. Jadi kalo liat temenmu di usia muda udah sukses gausa iri terus tekun. Ga ada yang tau [--] taun lagi bisa aja dia makin sukses dan kamu masih gitu-gitu aja"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1720325369096782159)  2023-11-03T06:21Z 690.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Kata "lagi" adalah salah satu kata dalam bahasa Indonesia paling multi fungsi. Selain artinya: - sedang - nambah - ulang - serta - pula baru-baru ini nambah artinya yang berarti setuju. (Iya lagi.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1720370865031070011)  2023-11-03T09:22Z 690.4K followers, 24.7K engagements


"Tanda kamu sudah tua adalah ketika kamu menyukai suatu makanan dan mendeskripsikannya dengan "eh enak ya ga terlalu manis.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1720404525520224375)  2023-11-03T11:36Z 690.4K followers, 73.4K engagements


"Masih jadi misteri kenapa bapak-bapak suka banget pake casing hape model begini padahal ribet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1720755863072407956)  2023-11-04T10:52Z 690.3K followers, 164.5K engagements


"Gadis Kretek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1721042340801134610)  2023-11-05T05:50Z 690.3K followers, 212.1K engagements


"Pesan moral Gadis Kretek: Merokok membunuhmu. (Jatuh cinta juga)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1721744768718487567)  2023-11-07T04:21Z 690.2K followers, 52.4K engagements


""Terima kasih arahannya pak 🙏" - Klise - Vibes bawahan - Forgetable "Mahkotamu sedang transit di DC Cakung King." - Epic - Vibes kerajaan - Siap menerima kursi tahta dengan metode COD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1722128061930598510)  2023-11-08T05:45Z 690.3K followers, 73K engagements


"Bokap udah ga ada tahun [----] tapi di Google Street View dia masih bisa saya liatin lagi nongkrong di depan toko kelontong kebanggaannya. Selamat Hari Ayah. Cherish them while you can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1723562172045987994)  2023-11-12T04:43Z 666.4K followers, 1.9M engagements


"@logamberatt Kayaknya hanya bisa via PC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1723576681204723872)  2023-11-12T05:41Z 690.2K followers, 24.5K engagements


""Ijin follow up pak apakah sudah" - Lemah - Tidak berkarakter - Paling cuma di read doang. "Buset Delay Lama banget pemimpin Tibet lu" - Keras - Mengejutkan - Menunjukkan kapabilitas linguistik dan ilmu pengetahuan sosialmu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1724666286779850976)  2023-11-15T05:51Z 690.3K followers, 68.4K engagements


"Kamu tau kamu sudah tua ketika beli minuman kemasan mulai sering bergumam "buset ini gulanya tinggi banget.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1725058012426191306)  2023-11-16T07:47Z 690.4K followers, 557.5K engagements


"Pria-pria baik dan berkualitas ayo step up your game biar ga ada lagi wanita yang jadi korban mokondo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1725166950102278507)  2023-11-16T15:00Z 681.2K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Semakin tua jadi semakin sering berpikir "ngapain ya begitu mending tidur.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1725744603650007322)  2023-11-18T05:15Z 690.4K followers, 233.4K engagements


"Anak Twitter jangan kalah sama anak IG: Anak IG ngepost story pake filter biar cakep kita kalo ngetweet juga mesti difilter dulu biar bener. Udah deket pemilu suka banyak berita palsu. Inget selalu #PilahSebelumUnggah Cek akun IG literasidigitalkominfo biar #MakinCakapDigital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1726209516285624593)  2023-11-19T12:03Z 690.4K followers, 11.1K engagements


"👨Why are you late 👦Sorry sir I already woke up early but nguletnya lama. 👨What is ngulet 👦The soul is buffering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1726401423318110555)  2023-11-20T00:45Z 690.3K followers, 534K engagements


"Dating in the 90s: You like me I like you let's goo. Dating in the 2020s: - Duh dia ENTF aku INTJ - Zodiaknya Gemini aku Cancer - Dia tuh beneran Soul Mate apa Twin Flame ya - Sori aku gabisa ketemu dulu lemes lagi Mercury Retrogade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1726480404339945961)  2023-11-20T05:59Z 682.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Friendly reminder sudah deadline pak - Lemah - Forgettable - Temen bukan ngaku friendly. Umur ga ada yang tau pak jangan sampai meninggal dalam keadaan berhutang - Kuat - Memorable - Berpotensi pahala karena mengandung dakwah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1727207665137517055)  2023-11-22T06:09Z 690.4K followers, 18.8K engagements


"4 sehat [--] sempurna: - Nasi - Sayur - Lauk - Buah - Tontonan buat temen makan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1728657780570275870)  2023-11-26T06:11Z 690.4K followers, 23.2K engagements


"@glennmars cocok lah ini penggiat mental health"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729106487593906336)  2023-11-27T11:54Z 690.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Red flagnya udah jelas banget tapi kamunya yang ah enggaa itu mah pink.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729128190239723817)  2023-11-27T13:21Z 690.4K followers, 61.2K engagements


"@yuriestax Thats a wise owl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729162321099137174)  2023-11-27T15:36Z 690.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Makin tua itu badan makin ingin kenyamanan jadi biar ga cepet tua harus sering melatih badan dengan ketidaknyamanan. Misal: - Lari - Puasa - Angkat beban - Makan makanan sehat - Berenti ngeiyain aja biar cepet ganti dengan mengamuk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729378309858062774)  2023-11-28T05:54Z 690.4K followers, [----] engagements


""Ijin share screen Pak apa sudah terlihat" - Kepanjangan - Bertele-tele - Ngapain dikit-dikit minta ijin "Cekidot gaan" - Berkesan - Menunjukan kematangan usiamu - Mentalitas siap menerima bata maupun cendol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729741996942622949)  2023-11-29T06:00Z 690.2K followers, 69.5K engagements


"@hanmula things you can say during a zoom meeting and in bed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729764798047375623)  2023-11-29T07:30Z 690.2K followers, 153K engagements


"@ika_st mesti diajarin dulu cara pake hape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1729765252059828274)  2023-11-29T07:32Z 690.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Rest in Peace Mr. Tugio. Great math teacher awesome mentor. God Bless your soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/17302599986)  2010-06-29T03:24Z 683.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Doa pagi: Dear God saya mau follow up request saya tempo hari apakah sudah ada update Thanks. Best regards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1731833262589329604)  2023-12-05T00:30Z 690.2K followers, 301K engagements


"Harap reviewnya pak - Lemah - Tidak pede - Terasa tidak yakin Kalo kerjaan saya mah cantik bentuknya juga bagus - Kuat - Percaya diri - Menunjukkan kamu pribadi yang suka mengajak berpikir (ayo think-think)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1732312172762653170)  2023-12-06T08:13Z 690.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Pertemanan orang 30tahun ke atas isinya ngecek kondisi kesehatan dan reminder "nah mesti jaga makan tuuh.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1732358400061866249)  2023-12-06T11:16Z 689.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Iklan rumah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1733788568957649144)  2023-12-10T09:59Z 690.2K followers, 170.2K engagements


"Dating in the 90s: You're single I'm single let's gooo. Dating in the 2020s: Single sih tapi dia preferensinya polyamory in a consensual ethical non-monogamous relationship with a polycule anchor partner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1737065642795360363)  2023-12-19T11:01Z 690.2K followers, 33.5K engagements


"Apa hal paling absurd yang pasangan kamu pernah minta / ajak beli Pasangan saya baru saja mengajak saya untuk beli bunker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1737445023002853827)  2023-12-20T12:09Z 690K followers, 11.3K engagements


"@whspr27 Gegara liat Mark Zuckerberg bikin bunker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1737490867722519024)  2023-12-20T15:11Z 690K followers, [--] engagements


"Apa hal yg bikin kamu semangat menyambut tahun baru Biar makin semangat gw mau bagi saldo e-wallet total Rp500rb buat [--] orang. Caranya: - Rep n ss part video yg relate sm kamu - Tag [--] temen buat ikutan - Pakein #SemarakSemangat #IniSemangatIndonesia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1737797340134830394)  2023-12-21T11:29Z 690.2K followers, [----] engagements


""Iya nih belum dapet yang cocok hehe" - Lemah - Insecure - Terasa desperate "Belum ada yang layak mendapatkan saya" - Kuat - Percaya diri - Memberikan vibes siap mengadakan sayembara untuk menemukan pemenang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1738152098129473749)  2023-12-22T10:58Z 690.2K followers, 125.2K engagements


"2023 lessons: - Masalah idup ada banyak tapi paling puyeng masalah kesehatan. Take care of your health. - Appreciate those who are there for you. Take care of the people who take care of you. - At the end of the day pilih yang bisa bikin tidur tenang. Take care of your peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1738578326397366660)  2023-12-23T15:12Z [--] followers, 147.1K engagements


"Usia sekolah/kuliah puas-puasin nongkrong sama temen. Karena ketika udah usia kerja/berkeluarga persahabatan paling ketemunya setaun dua kali sisanya sebatas ngirim meme lucu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1738870191239627024)  2023-12-24T10:32Z 690.2K followers, 35.8K engagements


"Film Home Alone mengajarkan bahwa liburan di rumah aja itu asik-asik aja (selama ada duitnya.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1739149521308078487)  2023-12-25T05:02Z 690.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Punya mobil: Cons: - Mahal - Kena macet - Depresiasi aset. Pros: - Bisa ciuman di mobil - Tempat rebahan sejenak - Sarana healing nyetir ngalor ngidul malem-malem. Mobil. Why would u beli barang yg bikin sengsara [--] tahun karena harus bayar cicilan sebesar sepertiga gaji bulanan yg nilainya anjlok setelah [--] tahun tsb dan bikin lu orang terjebak macet tiap hari Beli mobil = kecanduan judi online. Mobil. Why would u beli barang yg bikin sengsara [--] tahun karena harus bayar cicilan sebesar sepertiga gaji bulanan yg nilainya anjlok setelah [--] tahun tsb dan bikin lu orang terjebak macet tiap hari"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740203309108244969)  2023-12-28T02:49Z [--] followers, 103.3K engagements


"Sisi gelap dunia penerbangan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740682550744600983)  2023-12-29T10:33Z [--] followers, 178.4K engagements


"@Androngehe tahun depan tahun naga bukan taun monyet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1741114376223166554)  2023-12-30T15:09Z 689.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Dua ribu dua empat Tahun naga kayu Sempat tidak sempat I wanna be with you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1741416074690924767)  2023-12-31T11:08Z 689.6K followers, 51.9K engagements


"2024 2+0+2+4 = [--] [--] = angka hoki = infinity. Semoga [----] hoki dan rejeki dateng ga abis-abis. Happy new year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1741495357723578404)  2023-12-31T16:23Z 690.6K followers, 270K engagements


"@Crushpalingoke Habis di orang yang salah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1742357795998240962)  2024-01-03T01:30Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Terlalu mudah terpancing reaksi adalah tanda pribadi yang dangkal. Seperti kata pepatah: Air ber-react tanda tak dalam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1742781173397647599)  2024-01-04T05:33Z 689.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Perkara kerjaan: Kalo ragu coba dulu siapa tau bisa. Perkara relationship: Kalo ragu mending jangan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1743220126013616507)  2024-01-05T10:37Z 689.7K followers, 91.1K engagements


"Sedang melakukan adegan dewasa (milih-milih minuman sambil mikir buset yang ini gulanya tinggi banget)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1743561904654852376)  2024-01-06T09:15Z 689.5K followers, 65.7K engagements


"Perkara jajan: Sudah mampu Silahkan hedon. Belum mampu Hey dont"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744328381536338302)  2024-01-08T12:01Z [--] followers, 47.8K engagements


"Ada kubu [--] kubu [--] kubu [--] tapi yang paling sedih kubu kan siapa-siapa buatmu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1745031644564914489)  2024-01-10T10:35Z 690.4K followers, 46.8K engagements


""Baik Pak saya revisi dulu" - Lemah - Terlalu pasrah - Abis ngerevisi siap-siap revisi lagi. "RUGI DONG" - Keras - Asserting dominance - Siap menerima duit maupun sek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1745395962867233190)  2024-01-11T10:43Z 689.7K followers, 37K engagements


"Mancing Bikin Gundam Rakit PC Modif motor Isi Youtubenya Ariel Noah adalah impian pensiun bapak-bapak milenial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1746458172435673162)  2024-01-14T09:04Z 689.6K followers, 210.9K engagements


"Name one Indonesian actor yang di peran apapun selalu on point. Ill start:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1747219650407190719)  2024-01-16T11:30Z 689.7K followers, 58.1K engagements


"@johanhimself hammer girl iconic sih"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1747228683155485004)  2024-01-16T12:05Z 689.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Pernah jadi anak SMA tengil jurnalis guru pelinting rokok tapi dari semua peran yang pernah dimainin Dian Sastro hampir jarang yang sifatnya action. Makanya kemarin pas doi share di IG story tentang series terbarunya: Ratu Adil bikin penasaran jadinya bakal kayak gimana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1747236004778426387)  2024-01-16T12:35Z 689.7K followers, 129.2K engagements


"Loker: Upperwest Creative sedang mencari Social Media Designer yang bisa motion graphic. Competency: Photoshop Illustrator After Effects. Bekerja full WFO di Kebon Jeruk Jakarta Barat. Sila email Portfolio Reels dan expected salary ke WorkAtUpperwest at gmail dot com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747476612919283810)  2024-01-17T04:31Z [--] followers, 10.7K engagements


"Weekend kok ga kemana-mana Lho saya udah sewa kos/rumah/apartemen mahal-mahal kalo ga dipake rugi dong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1748547819127153144)  2024-01-20T03:27Z 689.6K followers, [--] engagements


"👦Ketemuan yuk jam [--] 👨Ga bisa gue ada janji jam [--] sore 👦Lha ya itu kan masih lama 👨Iya tapi gue mesti nyiapin moodnya dari pagi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1748555954554380770)  2024-01-20T04:00Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


""Jadi kamu kapan nikah" 🙋Nanti ada waktunya bapak ibu harap tenang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1749063194914746531)  2024-01-21T13:35Z 690.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Ngeliat capres-cawapres pada berlomba jadi wibu mungkin di debat berikutnya bisa dikasih pertanyaan: Coba jelaskan apa itu Domain Expansion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1749290938558787728)  2024-01-22T04:40Z 689.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Tradisi imlek Waktu kecil: - Bangun pagi - Ke rumah sodara - Ngumpulin angpao - Profit Udah gede: - Persiapan mudik - Beli tiket mudik - Pesen hotel - Siapin duit buat bagi2 angpau - Makan bareng keluarga - Tetep hepi tapi tolong ini inner child juga masi pengen nerima angpau"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1749341220248416674)  2024-01-22T08:00Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@budakmichiin nah nabung dari sekarang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1749356722861515022)  2024-01-22T09:01Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Kumpul bareng keluarga saat imlek itu priceless. Biar hoki siapin pake Promo Astaga Naga Traveloka #DontWorryNoRugi Pesen Tiket Pesawat Hotel dan Atraksi dapet Cashback Point sampai 888rb lebih ringan pake Traveloka PayLater. Promo [--] Jan-11 Feb ya:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1749358104524017832)  2024-01-22T09:07Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Fenomena umur 30an keatas: IG story temen-temenmu yang suka clubbing perlahan mulai berubah jadi tentang olahraga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1751065722145640564)  2024-01-27T02:12Z 689.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Stay classy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1751556022882431261)  2024-01-28T10:41Z 666.4K followers, 858.9K engagements


"Seiring bertambahnya umur:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1751917507005587755)  2024-01-29T10:37Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@kenapagituyakk Nah 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1751919230377922940)  2024-01-29T10:44Z 689.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Terus piye Untuk deposito bisa coba lirik deposito di BPR. Bunganya 65% sepenuhnya dijamin oleh LPS (hingga penempatan dana maksimal 2M). Cocok buat yang mau dapet cuan lumayan tinggi dan aman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1751950821670195290)  2024-01-29T12:50Z 684.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Detak jantung normal: __/ __/_ / __ / / Detak jantung saat ada chat masuk isinya cuma manggil nama: / / / / _/ /_/ _  / /"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1752665977131856260)  2024-01-31T12:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Kantor kita sistem kerjanya buruk pak kerjanya overload gajinya underpaid. Solusinya gimana 👦 Gimana kalo siang ini kita jajanin pizza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1754150009753526584)  2024-02-04T14:28Z 689.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Doctor Pempek Kapal Slump Slump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1755214836223361476)  2024-02-07T13:00Z 678.1K followers, 42.5K engagements


"Adulting memang berat tapi rasanya masih lebih enak pusing kerja dapet duit daripada pusing ngerjain integral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1755923322573861348)  2024-02-09T11:55Z 689.5K followers, [--] engagements


"2023 tahun kelinci. [----] tahun naga. Taun ini dijauhin dari yang bikin benci. Dan dideketin sama yang bikin bangga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1756217379829501983)  2024-02-10T07:23Z 689.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Peruntungan shio di tahun naga kayu 2024: Shio yang hoki: Shio monyet shio tikus shio ayam shio babi shio macan. Shio yang sedih: Shio me the meaning of being lonely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1756276008884601212)  2024-02-10T11:16Z 689.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Kamu tau taraf kehidupanmu sudah membaik ketika nginep di hotel dan tidak ada hasrat untuk bawa pulang printilan teh/kopi/sabunnya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1756586994246066604)  2024-02-11T07:52Z 689.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@Widino Twg sulit ditolak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1756866482095685939)  2024-02-12T02:23Z 689.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Masih jadi misteri kenapa orang-orang lebih milih duduk sebelahan dibanding duduk berhadapan pas lagi makan sama pasangannya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1757371808951796195)  2024-02-13T11:51Z 689.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@MoJunooo Perkakas makan jaman sekarang: Tangan kanan sendok tangan kiri hape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1757375513830789245)  2024-02-13T12:05Z 689.4K followers, 13.6K engagements


"Adulting means sering melakukan percakapan dengan diri sendiri (apa-apa di whatsapp ke nomer sendiri biar ga lupa.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1760274336630325413)  2024-02-21T12:04Z 689.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Adulting is like buying a fruit. Pura-pura ngerti pencet-pencet buahnya padahal sebenernya ga tau juga yang mana yang manis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1761361717366501477)  2024-02-24T12:05Z 689.1K followers, [--] engagements


"*Overheard meja sebelah* 👧Mau gue kenalin ke temen gue ga 👦Cakep ga 👧Ga jelek sih 👦Ga deh kalo cakep pasti lu udah bilang cakep bukannya "ga jelek" Ada benarnya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1762505813980291400)  2024-02-27T15:51Z 689K followers, [--] engagements


"Hear me out: Ony Syahrial as the Last Airbender"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1763419337795551309)  2024-03-01T04:21Z 687.4K followers, 1M engagements


"Nasi nasi apa yang bikin senyum Bruno Mars: When nasi your face. Josh Groban: You rice me up. Warga: Nasi apa aja sih kalo dikasih beras lagi mahal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/handokotjung/status/1763515044640240089)  2024-03-01T10:42Z 689K followers, [--] engagements

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