[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @georgediano George T. Diano Raila Odinga, a prominent Kenyan politician, has passed away, and his burial has sparked significant attention, with many leaders and citizens paying their respects. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta and President William Ruto were among those who attended the burial, but their interactions and the events surrounding the ceremony have garnered notable interest. The passing of Raila Odinga has also led to speculation about the future of Kenyan politics and potential shifts in power dynamics. ### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::255014240/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXXXX +5.10% - X Month XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXXX +101% - X Year XXXXXXXXXXX +14% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::255014240/posts_active)  - X Week XXX -XXXX% - X Month XXX -XXXX% - X Months XXXXX +69% - X Year XXXXX +1.10% ### Followers: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::255014240/followers)  - X Week XXXXXXX +0.40% - X Month XXXXXXX +3.40% - X Months XXXXXXX +15% - X Year XXXXXXX +31% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::255014240/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) XXXX% [formula 1](/list/formula-1) #1936 [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) XXXX% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) XXXX% [social networks](/list/social-networks) XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [environment](/topic/environment) #138, [nairobi](/topic/nairobi) #47, [events](/topic/events) #1944, [mercedes](/topic/mercedes) #993, [history](/topic/history) #3239, [kenya](/topic/kenya) #751, [money](/topic/money) 1.47%, [university of](/topic/university-of) #208, [science](/topic/science) #2666, [health](/topic/health) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@djeduhmaks](/creator/undefined) [@entr_dawood](/creator/undefined) [@aokootieno_](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@victormakau17](/creator/undefined) [@bookten8](/creator/undefined) [@kiramkeell](/creator/undefined) [@ben_0ch](/creator/undefined) [@associatesroba](/creator/undefined) [@entrdawood](/creator/undefined) [@wambuijoan2024](/creator/undefined) [@kenynblogg](/creator/undefined) [@solnfdn](/creator/undefined) [@mwafreeka](/creator/undefined) [@asamoh](/creator/undefined) [@alexgitahi](/creator/undefined) [@ann_asango](/creator/undefined) [@mastardcesh](/creator/undefined) [@rickskangon](/creator/undefined) [@kamau266](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "How are y'all parents surviving out there bcoz for me those little unemployed relatives of mama Liam are showing me shege. Economy ni mbaya hadi sikuizi shosho yao hapigi simu juu anaeza pelekewa cumzigo this long holiday. Unlike before where she used to beg for the grandkids.🥲" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996453507281670553) 2025-12-04T05:36Z 177.6K followers, 43.3K engagements "Over there in Juja a Super Metro driver a man trusted to maneuver a 33-seater through Thika Road like a Formula X champion was stripped naked under allegations that he was uncircumnavigated. Juja residents turned into self-appointed Traditional Circumcision Unit examining him like a biology project. By the time they were done the poor man had already been poked inspected makagare squeezed massaged and crowd-sourced like a stolen goat. He was later rushed to hospital on a mkokoteni like a VIP who didnt choose this life. Doctors checked and announced that the man was actually circumcised Its" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997180558661620123) 2025-12-06T05:45Z 177.6K followers, 273.6K engagements "Githunguri MP Gathoni Wamuchomba pledges a years supply of sanitary towels to Truphena Muthoni after her 72-hour tree-hugging feat. Lets say she uses softcare X costs ksh XX. Assume she uses X per cycle. XX 3= XXX XXX 12= 3060. Makofi kwa mheshimiwa.😌" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999095654837068027) 2025-12-11T12:35Z 177.6K followers, 151.3K engagements "I urge my competitors to relax their nerves and stop vibrating like a faulty Dildo as Walala Hoii members cast their votes. Politics is not a matter of life and death no one is being buried today so theres absolutely no reason for my brother @Entr_dawood to start catching feelings like overdue rent. Im told he has already been rushed to Mama Lucy after suffering a serious political paranoia. The man was so sure of a landslide win that he even rehearsed his victory dance only for his strongholds to turn out looking like a Jehova witness crusade. I sincerely wish him a quick recovery and once" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999442447902949729) 2025-12-12T11:33Z 177.6K followers, 30.2K engagements "It was pure drama over there in Kilimani after Daughter of Agrippina caught her mzungu sweetheart grazing in forbidden pastures with Anyango Nyama Mbichi. My friend the slaps this son of Adam is receiving can reboot a whole WiFi router. The guy is standing there seeing marudurudu looking like a confused he-goat stammering Babe I was only giving her a lift as a Good Samaritan But daughter of Agrippina is not buying that story at all. Shes accusing the Mzungu bf of wanting to change his diet and taste Obambo fiiis where the natural soup is sweeter than imported honey. If this is how the long" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999546652470968425) 2025-12-12T18:27Z 177.6K followers, 23.9K engagements "In front of you is a 33-year-old yellow yellow damsel from Zimbabwe who goes by the name Zvikomborero Maria Makedenge. The name itself tells you that this woman is a live wire on matters horizontal engineering . Madam is based in the US slaying & paying taxes but just like every other summer bunny when the temperature drops abroad her village GPS activates and she flies back home to remind the villagers that I made it. At the airport she bumps into a tall dark & handsome man & it was love at first sight Two weeks later theyre already doing family introductions. Ruracio talks loading Mareej on" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996911534237159614) 2025-12-05T11:56Z 177.4K followers, 66.8K engagements "STATEMENT FROM WALALA HOII MOVEMENT. It has come to My attention as the Chairperson of the Walala Hoii that For the last two weeks the mighty Koko meko the trusted cooker of survival has gone on maternity leave without notice. The refill stations have been emptier than a Kenyan politicians promises after elections. This has thrown the entire Walala Hoii Community into a national crisis. You see with just KSh XXX a household could cook for a whole month three meals a day minus meat because meat is currently for people with payslips and Gods favor. Currently my people from the sacred tribe of" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997687966957813876) 2025-12-07T15:21Z 177.4K followers, 94.6K engagements "@Entr_dawood I'll assign you as my deputy.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997725983785566541) 2025-12-07T17:52Z 177.4K followers, 7443 engagements "Ever since I highlighted the issue of Koko refill stations switching from full service to full silence my inbox has transformed into something between Vietnam and a therapy session for hungry Kenyans. Kenyans are messaging me like Im the Chief Operations Officer of Koko or the Director of National Cooking Affairs. I open my inbox and find XX missed messages XX voice notes of people coughing kerosene smoke & XX photos of burnt sufurias X person was threatening to fry skuma wiki using hot water and faith. Another guy sent me a voice note whispering like hes hiding in a bunker Chairman I" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998060400064028804) 2025-12-08T16:01Z 177.4K followers, 50.5K engagements "Walala Hoii Alliance has been invited to join the National Economic Development Party (NEDP) under the stewardship of Mike Sonko to form a coalition. These talks will be spearheaded by the party leader who is set to be elected this Friday during the Walala Hoii General elections" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998335133028413812) 2025-12-09T10:13Z 177.5K followers, 48.5K engagements "The lady infront of you is Madam Collata Ann Ngesa the alleged electrician-in-chief caught in a high voltage illegal power supply project with one Mr. Festus Amimo the Head of Radio at Mayienga FM who is currently enjoying cool breeze at the mortuary under 24/7 protection of jeshi la jokovu. Mwendazake in his Olympic ambition swallowed Viagra like a generator operator boosting voltage during a national blackout. Alikuwa amejipanga kusupply umeme at full voltage delivering strokes at a high velocity of XXX kmps enough to power Langata cemetery for three nights. The two horizontal engineers" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998452028016656697) 2025-12-09T17:57Z 177.4K followers, 54.7K engagements "@Mwafreeka But we never saw this in court or is the coping mechanism selective based on circumstances" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998734962233618645) 2025-12-10T12:42Z 177.5K followers, 10.6K engagements "His name is Money Bior the only politician in Kaspul who campaigns with a menu instead of a manifesto. For weeks he has been feeding voters like they are guests in a cooking show. The villagers enjoyed a three course meal from chefs imported from a Nairobi 5-star hotel food was so hot and delicious that even the village mutinas lined up with voter IDs. And for those who preferred liquid development mheshimiwa opened a whole bar on his bill. People were drinking like they were trying to irrigate their intestines. For those men whose wives have been rationing the food that faces the earth at" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1994644995656306812) 2025-11-29T05:50Z 177.5K followers, 624.3K engagements "Lydia Wanjiru who just recently inflated her nyash and resurrected her fallen soldiers through BBL is now travelling while sleeping like a dehydrated Morocco lizard at the back of her own car terrified of accidentally sitting on her newly imported cosmetic sitting apparatus. One wrong move and the whole investment might deflate like a boda boda tyre on Tongaren Roads. Daughters of Agrippina are out here injecting hopes dreams silicone and twelve months salary into their nyash just to impress Sons of Adam men who cant even tell the difference between a natural curve and a WiFi router. The" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1995914529432350751) 2025-12-02T17:54Z 177.5K followers, 239.6K engagements "Kaisugu tea server turned village blogger Edgar Obare is currently staring at Kodiaga Maximum Prison from a very safe distance. This is after the court found him guilty of defamation and slapped him with a cool X million fine for burning Bernice Nunahs name like strong Tangawizi tea without a recipe. The Kisii maestro has now been ordered to pay up apologize publicly and delete the tea posts basically the digital version of being told to wash the sufuria rinse the thermos and mop the whole kitchen. This ruling has sent shockwaves through the fraternity of digital tea masters. Those people who" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996628814625992939) 2025-12-04T17:12Z 177.5K followers, 129.8K engagements "MONEY STOLEN FROM THE US BY SOMALIS. X. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XX years in prison; ordered to pay nearly $XX million in restitution (with other defendants). X. Mohamed Jama Ismail: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XX years in prison; pocketed over $XXX million personally. X. Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XXXX years in prison; allegedly pocketed more than $XXX million. X. Aimee Bock: Founder of "Feeding Our Future" convicted at trial; allegedly received $XXX million personally in program funds. X. Salim Said: Convicted at" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997635241586942170) 2025-12-07T11:52Z 177.5K followers, 204.1K engagements "Good morning my beautiful people. It's yet another day that the lord has made. I have the confidence of a man fully charged with mkombero juice inside a Spa in Kilimani. We are going to win this with a landslide. X day to the Walala Hoii General elections. #DianoTanoFresh" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998588479748595950) 2025-12-10T03:00Z 177.5K followers, 19.4K engagements "In an economy that's almost chocking common mwananchi this cannot survive to see the new year" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998663983323296059) 2025-12-10T08:00Z 177.5K followers, 43.5K engagements "Truphena Muthoni has less than 3hrs remaining to pass the XX hour mark. Nyeris governor office is crowded & a magnitude of people have come out to support one of their daughters forcing the police to lock people outside. I've said it before Murimaa folks always support each other. If Turu angekuwa anatoka huko kwetu western especially Sikhendu walimwengu wangekuwa washa mrushia vikumb remotely. At 24hr mark angeanze kuona marudurudu god one. Luhyas hardly support each other wivu hukuwa mingi saidii. Kwanza pale Sikhendu ni mahali watu huchinja kuku wakiskia mtoto wa Jirani ameanguka KSCE." [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999005915047944307) 2025-12-11T06:38Z 177.5K followers, 70.3K engagements "Truth be told men are attracted to lean women the ones whose nyash is stiff & waistlines look like they were drawn using a compass. A woman who has taken care of her body will always have an upper hand in the dating scene especially those ladies whove met their gym instructors more times than their boyfriends. That explains why half the countrys women have migrated to the gym in a ratio of 5:1 against men. Nowadays gyms look like womens conferences with occasional lost men wandering around like interns. That's also one of the reasons why BBL & Ozempic mikoras have turned hospitals into body" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996280029362147377) 2025-12-03T18:07Z 177.5K followers, 117.8K engagements "The Slow Death Of Festivals Driven By Greed Earlier this year we witnessed an impressive array of cultural events celebrating the diverse identities that make up our society. From Luo Festival Ngemi Korom Mulembe Night Kisii Festival and many others these gatherings attracted sizeable crowds and their organizers walked away with significant financial success. However a few months later nearly XX% of these events have deteriorated into pale imitations of their former selves. In the Kalenjin space event organizers appear to be in an unsustainable race to outdo one another. Every weekend" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999713548109312215) 2025-12-13T05:30Z 177.5K followers, 6530 engagements "Over the weekend weve witnessed events that require deep reflection on life. As the VC of Kalahari Institute Ive been quietly marking attendance in the comment section like a disciplined lecturer. But today I must address the photo below. Gentlemen any time you walk into a club and see women dressed in mosquito nets branded as fashion clothes only covering the confidential files just know youve entered a Harlots Den and not a social club. If theyre holding signboards of foolishness & escort every expensive bottle with a candlelight entourage thats your cue to evacuate the premises with" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1988569968095486024) 2025-11-12T11:30Z 177.6K followers, 145.7K engagements "As always the organized bandit is taking all the credit but somehow he's always exposed by the gods" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996811219471310946) 2025-12-05T05:17Z 177.6K followers, 101.7K engagements "A lady by the name Sonia previously known for her melanin shade that lovingly resembled a used engine oil finally got tired of society calling her Dark & Lovely but mostly dark. So She decided to take the shortcut to glory the legendary notorious internationally rejected but locally celebrated Caroline Light alias CaroLight. The company's slogan says Skin tone in one week. But what they did NOT mention is Choose which parts. Sonia applied the cream faithfully like a national project. Arms White. Chest White. Legs Brighter than a newborn highlighter. But the thorax base that neck region that" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996996725836279853) 2025-12-05T17:34Z 177.6K followers, 147.7K engagements "The car market is flooded with second hand Mercedes Benz and it's not about the economy. Unsolicited advice unless you know the owner of the car & you know the history of the car well never ever buy a second hand merc. Nilikua na meza mara Moja mara mbili those days. Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997393292141449312) 2025-12-06T19:50Z 177.6K followers, 98.1K engagements "HOW A DRUNK MINISTERS LOOSE TONGUE SAVED JAMES ORENGOS LIFE In the tense suspicious air of post-1982 Kenya when the state hunted dissent with a quiet clinical brutality James Orengo walked the corridors of Parliament like a marked man without knowing it. The Moi government was still shaking off the dust of the attempted coup and the intelligence machinery had turned inward sniffing out enemies real or imagined. Orengo brilliant young fearless and defiantly loud was precisely the kind of politician the regime wanted to silence. And yet the warning that saved him did not come from an informer" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997725104671756554) 2025-12-07T17:49Z 177.6K followers, 119K engagements "In front of you ladies and gentlemen is First Lady Rozy Amimo wife to the legendary horizontal engineer the late Festus Amimo. A man who allegedly transitioned to Sayuni in line of duty while supplying electricity like a brand-new Yamaha KDV generator on a full tank. Unfortunately mwendazake overloaded the transformer after overdosing on Viagra and the system shut down permanently. As you can see Mama Rozy is not short of sweet words. Shes here pouring praises like a Luo MC at a dowry ceremony despite the husband cheating on her to a point of dying on top of a damsel literally holding a" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999387709580730878) 2025-12-12T07:55Z 177.6K followers, 58.9K engagements "Gini wasekao. Weve taken an early lead with XX hours remaining before the polls close. Use the link below to cast your votes and ensure we secure a resounding landslide victory" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999432683295060477) 2025-12-12T10:54Z 177.6K followers, 34.8K engagements "@gabrieloguda The problem is that you think the current generation will use Shakahola wisdom at the ballot. Tribalism is slowly dying in this country. Oguda Kikuyus are not your enemy poverty is. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000141607115370784) 2025-12-14T09:51Z 177.6K followers, 15.5K engagements "Nairobii Nairobi Omwami was deep in Aswitos inbox typing premium sweet nothings like a man on a mission. Fingers flying confidence on high levels clearly trying to gain full access to the wandawea environment where the condition is always slippery through a well-calculated soft launch. Just as he was about to hit send wooooiii Mikoras appeared on a two-legged Bugatti & snatched the phone with Formula X speed and vanished into the oblivion. Our boy was left seeing with his mouth wide open. Now Aswito is staring at her phone refreshing WhatsApp like its a full-time job wondering why the love of" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000274195385811160) 2025-12-14T18:38Z 177.6K followers, 43.6K engagements "For the first time we are witnessing Ruto descend to an unprecedented low by directing crude and demeaning insults at Kalonzo Musyoka. Language that diminishes not just his opponent but the dignity of the presidency itself. Such rhetoric is rarely employed against insignificant political actors. It often signals anxiety ameingia maji. Kalonzos growing political relevance clearly unsettles him and the fact that this momentum appears to be resonating within Mt. Kenya only amplifies that discomfort. When a sitting president abandons statesmanship for ridicule it is usually less about confidence" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000482801053794486) 2025-12-15T08:27Z 177.6K followers, 62.5K engagements "In the History of Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) this was one of the most controversial Band-1 student admitted to our institution. You see Women Chesaa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997580790729998442) 2025-12-07T08:15Z 177.6K followers, 239.3K engagements "Someone confirm if this is AI before Walala hoii tukose Maoni.👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998476727971106893) 2025-12-09T19:35Z 177.6K followers, 337.5K engagements "Nikama our boy alikula Vumbi moja hatari sana alivunjwa vunjwa akaachwa akiwa paralyzed. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the Son of Adam as he tries to circumnavigate through the corridors of Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where Dust reign supreme" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998840138349039655) 2025-12-10T19:40Z 177.6K followers, 49.3K engagements "What kind of flamingos do we have here in studio @ntvkenya. Mailood you can clearly see the Brains left the panel. Not all discussions should happen on National TV. Based on their Shakahola wisdom Truphena Muthoni is hugging the wrong tree. Beki wa kupanda na kushuka akili zao zinagonga tu how the young lady should monitize her talent of hugging Trees. Then came the mcheza santuri with gwa Kairo wisdom. The young man looks exactly like the prime version of kawanjiku. Gone are the days when Djs used to be scholars sikuizi tu Bora unajua kumix bongo na Amapiano you are good to go. A little" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998950881652555969) 2025-12-11T03:00Z 177.6K followers, 92K engagements "Kasongo has harvested good this year🕊" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999739816473481407) 2025-12-13T07:15Z 177.6K followers, 70.6K engagements "Pressure isiku malize ndugu pia sisi huku hatuna mpango hii Xmas & we will just be indoors. Economy is tough for everyone. Christmas stopped being Christmas the moment Ruto was sworn in. So just hold on there & don't feel ashamed we shall visit our village folks mambo ikijipa" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000165686568456214) 2025-12-14T11:27Z 177.6K followers, 38.7K engagements "President Ruto has conferred the HSC award to Truphena Muthoni for her outstanding dedication in conservation of the environment. Good gesture pongezi kwake but mambo bado ni WANTAM☝🏽" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000496182163128349) 2025-12-15T09:20Z 177.6K followers, 30.3K engagements "@Asamoh_ At night is the safest time you can travel in this country especially on public vehicle" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000512910758740259) 2025-12-15T10:27Z 177.6K followers, 11.6K engagements "There was drama at the just concluded World Athletic Championship in Tokyo after a man wearing weave armed with a makagare participated in women's XXX metres hit. The womens athletics team had to pull the plug on the tournament; boycott lawsuits and a demand to erase Valentina Petrillos results. The boycott left the Organizers sweating bullets because the ladies had refused to run jump or even jog on the spot. Their argument was Simple. They say they signed up to compete with women not with someone who shows up with a pair of imported Fujian apples up top and a full-size makagare swinging" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1969733356461203642) 2025-09-21T12:00Z 177.6K followers, 87.8K engagements "OFFICIAL COMMUNICADO My fellow Walala Hoii Members of Aluta Kibrit Koinange Twitter Tuktuk Twitter Kamare twitter Chokora twitter & my dear comrades with pending units since 2017. I stand before you today not as a leader But as a survivor. A man who has eaten the bread of suffering drank the tea of struggle and slept on the mattress of disappointment. For the last X years I have served you diligently. I represented you when the government wanted to tax oxygen. I defended you when askaris wanted to arrest you for loitering while you are busy scouting for yellow yellow damsels along Koinange" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996069381420584969) 2025-12-03T04:10Z 177.6K followers, 216.6K engagements "This is a classic example of how hypergamy works. And your woman will pretend she hates kibe & you will believe her mumuu I experienced this first hand over the weekend with a friend who owns a GLE. We met yellow yellow damsels at the parking lot of a certain mall along Thika rd. My guy went straight to the point on what his intentions were- to measure their diameters & booooom daughters of Agrippina were there at the backseat beating for us stories like we've known each other for years. My guy dropped me at my hacienda without my consent ending up enjoying the sacred fruits of fulumbanya all" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996172126097645685) 2025-12-03T10:58Z 177.6K followers, 456.1K engagements "Trump: We have the Olympics here Kenyans do very well in Olympics. Affordable bloggers: Love him or hate him William Ruto is a genius in his US visit he has secured a chance for Kenyan athletes to participate in the Olympics.🤡" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996657753797132304) 2025-12-04T19:07Z 177.6K followers, 76K engagements "Charlene Ruto today visited Muhudu Ward in Hamisi Constituency to motivate young women interested in modelling.👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997275923507532188) 2025-12-06T12:04Z 177.6K followers, 174.4K engagements "Somalis shouldn't involve Africans in their fight with the American govt. As Kenyans we've had a cordial relationship with the American people & the same problem that the American people have with them is exactly what we also have over here. Kenya Stands With the US government" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997863706773041386) 2025-12-08T03:00Z 177.6K followers, 82.3K engagements "After being slapped with the reality about his health risks Kabuda confidently said A new body will be given in heaven as if hes ordering a replacement battery from Jumia. My friend theres no warranty replacement for a body you willingly wrecked. This same body hes abusing today will file a complaint in the High Court of Pain & Regret. The day your body starts demanding refunds for the nonsense you fed it even the money youve made will be too shy to help. Medical bills are not jokes those bills will humble you and your ancestors up to seven generations. And when Sayuni comes calling his fans" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1997998765479776446) 2025-12-08T11:56Z 177.6K followers, 217K engagements "Festus Amimo the big boss of Mayienga FM decided to discuss urgent power supply issues by booking a deluxe room at After XX Hotel with his charming colleague Collata Ann Ngesa. Agenda Ensuring zero blackouts in the electricity department. According to the DCI's juicy report the hotel's security manager got a frantic call from Colleta screaming that Amimo had suddenly collapsed mid-presentation. When they burst into room XXX there he was unresponsive on the floor but his horizontal engineering apparatus still standing tall at full attention saluting like a loyal soldier refusing to power down" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998320127918453136) 2025-12-09T09:13Z 177.6K followers, 54.9K engagements "The Kenyan music industry is dying and the corporate world is happily playing the drum thats leading us there. These days mediocrity has become the national anthem proudly performed by celebrities who would auction their dignity for views. Someone like Bahati can release a musical catastrophe the kind that makes your ears file a restraining order yet somehow still walk away with brand endorsements from big corporates. Because to them its not about artistry its about publicity impressions and how loudly your chaos trends on TikTok. Most Kenyan artists and DJs have now realized that mediocrity" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998394245376266365) 2025-12-09T14:08Z 177.6K followers, 81.1K engagements "I watched this young lady laughing and smiling as they narrated on the Iko Nini podcast how their friend jumped to her death. She was among those suspected to have sent their friend to Sayuni prematurely. I watched the podcast with a lot of mixed feelings. It was as if the whole incident meant nothing to her or maybe thats their way of coping with the death of a friend by not showing any empathy. Ive seen people claiming that Iko Nini guests usually take some stimulants to heighten the vibe before shooting the podcast saying the lady looked like she was high on something based on her eyes. As" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998603583013405130) 2025-12-10T04:00Z 177.6K followers, 252.5K engagements "I have watched her video and you could clearly see pain in her eyes. Health experts said that this type of challenge is X times more lethal than marathon running. This explains why the 22yrs old Truphena Muthoni looks like a 40yrs old who has been going through a lot in life. I hope this will be her last attempt to try & break his own record of hugging muti. She's doing something incredible though advocating for the preservation of indigenous trees and conservation of our environment. May Yehova Wanyonyi give her strength to complete her mission & add a paragraph in the Guinness Book of world" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998632233557516553) 2025-12-10T05:53Z 177.6K followers, 260.6K engagements "Imagine this you chose vibes over wisdom when you decided to settle down with a single mother whose kids you never contributed a single coin even to buy a packet of milk or Mr Berry. Now Betty has checked into Sayuni Deluxe Suite and the kids funded faithfully by their biological father Pastor Kanyari himself are still looking at you like Morio so whats your plan But you in your full helmet of confusion still insisting you want to remain with the kids. Remain doing what Supervision Emotional support Or standing in the living room like a displaced UN observer Because clearly finances is not" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998818280359006592) 2025-12-10T18:13Z 177.6K followers, 169.8K engagements "So picture this Truphena Muthoni our national treasure was supposed to fly to Brazil for the environmental competition. But the cartels at the Ministry of Environment suddenly sprouted like weeds and demanded a 300K bribe so that Munene could irrigate his throat with premium ethanol. When Truphena couldnt raise the cash the ministrys cheering squad packed their bags and left Kenya without the contestants. Imagine a country going to the World Cup without the team players just vibes and allowances. Allegedly one generous office offered to assist her but only if she agreed to be supplied with" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999018249577509127) 2025-12-11T07:27Z 177.6K followers, 258.2K engagements "Reincarnation of an Icon. All hail the Daughters of Mumbi" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999027921210724739) 2025-12-11T08:06Z 177.6K followers, 91.5K engagements "The Principal Secretary for Environment Dr. Festus Ngeno is said to be the one who frustrated the Kenyas newest national hero Truphena Muthoni ultimately denying her the opportunity to participate on the global stage. Yamune cartels will be the end of many Kenyan dreams" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999063529568244150) 2025-12-11T10:27Z 177.6K followers, 164.6K engagements "Good morning my beautiful people it's a very important day for Walala Hoii. Kindly click on the link below & make your vote count" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999366223352725632) 2025-12-12T06:30Z 177.6K followers, 23.5K engagements "May the world be kind to our young Mlala Hoii. 🫶🏽" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999578923680555190) 2025-12-12T20:35Z 177.6K followers, 50.4K engagements "The Slow Death Of Festivals Driven By Greed Earlier this year we witnessed an impressive array of cultural events celebrating the diverse identities that make up our society. From Luo Festival Ngemi Korom Mulembe Night Kisii Festival and many others these gatherings attracted sizeable crowds and their organizers walked away with significant financial success. However a few months later nearly XX% of these events have deteriorated into pale imitations of their former selves. In the Kalenjin space event organizers appear to be in an unsustainable race to outdo one another. Every weekend" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999722802534866966) 2025-12-13T06:07Z 177.6K followers, 60.9K engagements "Mercedes lovers & users knows that the Body and Chassis of this older version of E-Class was impressively fortified by its maker. Properly hardened and stabilised. Jirongo was driving a very good car ni ngumu ikupeleka Sayuni. Nikama hiyo basi ilikua imeachilia freno" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999766824741957978) 2025-12-13T09:02Z 177.6K followers, 125.8K engagements "The pulpit bandit has just landed from abroad after a VIP medical tour knees and ankles surgery. The self-proclaimed Mightiest Prophet of the Lord had started limping & couldnt stand for long he kept buffering mid-step during sermons. Emergency repairs were needed ASAP bcoz the 31st December Mega Crossover Cruise was around the corner. You know the one he heal the sick open blind eyes and release Mpesa breakthroughs to the financially constipated saints. Of course the miracles will be strictly by appointment. Only those who buy Anointed oil Blessed handkerchief limited edition & Holy water" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000112967816249462) 2025-12-14T07:57Z 177.6K followers, 116.8K engagements "William Ruto is the most tribal politician in Kenya's History he's nowhere near Uhuru & can never be. When we criticized Uhuru Kenyatta & his administration dissent was not framed as a tribal war. Critics were not branded Watu wa Sugoi nor profiled on the basis of ethnicity despite insulting & belittling Uhuru. The @paulinenjoroges digital team used to counter every criticism with utmost respect & evidence. It's only one Idiot from ODM called matakwei who called us Kalenjins monkies & threatened to kill us. He was later issued with an ODM ticket after those sentiments & was elected an MCA in" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000139122946523397) 2025-12-14T09:41Z 177.6K followers, 48.7K engagements "Fresh out of high school at a tender age of only XX L president of Kenyan Baddies Huddah Monroe had already started hanging out with tycoons of the city. Huddah claims that the flamboyant city lawyer Donald B. Kipkorir once splashed a cool one million to help her fix her mapengo after an accident that left her toothless in her younger years. This revelation comes barely a day after she publicly mourned Mheshimiwa Jirongo whom she also credited for rescuing her from the jaws of poverty with generous financial boosts. Clearly Nairobis wealthy uncles are not just eating good they're eating young" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000219897251377620) 2025-12-14T15:02Z 177.6K followers, 195.7K engagements "@NaekuMercy Bro if the economy was doing good Ruto's govt wouldn't need to pay affordable bloggers to show us what he has done. We could be feeling the impact in our homes & Pocket" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000261774969544711) 2025-12-14T17:49Z 177.6K followers, 14K engagements "@Asamoh_ Not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are Muslim. The attack was carried out by a Islamist terror group" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000299905026589027) 2025-12-14T20:20Z 177.6K followers, 22.6K engagements "I thought Gen Zs are Taliban but the way things are going It seems Gen Alpha are Talibaner. Daughter of Agrippina invited her younger sister Aswito to come & cool her manyungulus in Nairobi after a whole year of circumnavigate through the muddy roads of Karachuonyo trying to eat books. The moment she arrived in the city Aswito decided to inherit her sister's husband while still alive. When the daughter of Agrippina is out there hustling hard to ensure the sister goes back to the village with school fees & pocket money Aswito was busy engaging in extracurricular activities with the sister's" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000457231314116986) 2025-12-15T06:45Z 177.6K followers, 34.4K engagements "Another day to cry with a stranger. Housing a househelp together with her special need kid means she's a woman with a golden heart. Thanks to @Shell_Kenya for always changing lives. Remember to always fuel at shell & join the #KameivanaNaShell club. Good job @shikshaarora_ " [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996791640577704086) 2025-12-05T04:00Z 177.6K followers, 58.4K engagements "The lady who airlifted our Boy Lee to Sayuni without a return ticket has finally been unmasked. Lilian Moraa was arrested after launching Ben-Kumi from the 14th floor parachuteless. To show you how heartless daughters of Agrippina can be Madam shumileta simply tucked herself back in bed and continued sleeping like a newborn goat after connecting our boy to Sayuni's WiFi signal. DCI sleuths stormed in XX minutes later only to find her snoring like someone who had just won a government tender. Investigations reveal that Moraa met Ben-Kumi on a dating app the type where people lie more than" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1996882242283372724) 2025-12-05T10:00Z 177.6K followers, 253.2K engagements "The Catholic Church built a community water project in Mutitu in 2009 to serve over 30000 residents of Nyeri Laikipia and Nyahururu. Crooked officials tried to unlawfully take over the project lakini the Court ordered that all assets be returned to community. After being Defeated in court Water Resources Authority officials backed by armed police destroyed water meters damaged the water outlet and redirected the water back into the river. This reminded me of an incident in Tongaren constituency where some Mzungus installed massive Solar panels to supply electricity to resident of Tabani ward" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998367067200790645) 2025-12-09T12:20Z 177.6K followers, 229.9K engagements "But to be very honest as much as most of us are educated we still turn out to be idiots by nature. Tell me why even with information about Ruto being a professional thief and a land grabber we still went ahead and voted for him. Now he's eating Maasai Mara Safaricom KPC and even our gold reserves are not spared. He graduated from throwing teargas at children to using live bullets. From burning women in churches to now sending infants to Sayuni. From free education to hefty school fees. From free maternal healthcare to a system thats expensive and barely functioning. Despite all this there is" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998647951309111657) 2025-12-10T06:56Z 177.6K followers, 121.7K engagements "There are fundis currently picketing at Kathy's Karen home. Word has it that the Soprano guy has failed to pay mafundi working at his construction site yet he is loitering around the country in the name of empowering Walala Hoii with his cricket voice" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1998728776159564126) 2025-12-10T12:17Z 177.6K followers, 16.8K engagements "KU comrades see you in a few. I'll be passing through Kasarani Roysambu Kawaha Wendani/ Sukari then we finish our campaigns at Ruiru Gwa Kairo. Today is our final stretch as we prepare for the Elections tomorrow. Chesaa👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999081053705887794) 2025-12-11T11:37Z 177.6K followers, 72.4K engagements "Iyo ukarabati @djeduhmaks umeanza kufanya will eliminate you from conducting any future polls. As much as I'm winning this with a landslide we all can see what you're trying to do to rescue your friend kitabu kumi from a distance embarrassment" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999526066788950447) 2025-12-12T17:05Z 177.6K followers, 19.7K engagements "This BBL procedure will show us things daughter of Agrippina over here is flying to Mombasa seated like a grasshopper. We are wondering how Rubani is going to initiate takeoff with one of the passager not seated with a seatbelt on. Hapa Kuna drama kama kawa walala hoii.👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999557882103140557) 2025-12-12T19:12Z 177.6K followers, 131.9K engagements "Someone who abducted tortured & killed Kenyan youth's is today referred to as "Dad" by those who he supposedly "abducted". Hungry greedy opportunists took advantage of the situations for personal benefits but they call us emotional retards for calling them out. Kill the boers☝🏽" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999811547485347858) 2025-12-13T12:00Z 177.6K followers, 64.6K engagements "You were once a formidable digital voice an influencer who commanded numbers shaped conversations and attracted premium engagements. At some point however you chose alignment over independence & gradually surrendered both credibility and relevance. Today despite a following exceeding half a million your influence is statistically hollow minimal engagement negligible reach and an audience that no longer listens. You struggle to get XX likes & over XX retweets. In an attempt to arrest this decline you have resorted to provocation manufacturing outrage as a substitute for substance. Yet even" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999864897971105963) 2025-12-13T15:32Z 177.6K followers, 57.4K engagements "The drive of the bus didn't know who was inside the Mercedes but he was minding the lives of XX people. Jirongo was driving on the wrong side & it's said he was under the influence of finely blended ethanol. @NPSOfficial_KE Arresting the driver of the bus is utmost ridiculous" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/1999930889263091900) 2025-12-13T19:54Z 177.6K followers, 21.1K engagements "Someone sent this to a cancer patient. Maoni fupi fupi please👀" [X Link](https://x.com/georgediano/status/2000536954354516334) 2025-12-15T12:02Z 177.6K followers, 130.7K engagements
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Raila Odinga, a prominent Kenyan politician, has passed away, and his burial has sparked significant attention, with many leaders and citizens paying their respects. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta and President William Ruto were among those who attended the burial, but their interactions and the events surrounding the ceremony have garnered notable interest. The passing of Raila Odinga has also led to speculation about the future of Kenyan politics and potential shifts in power dynamics.
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"How are y'all parents surviving out there bcoz for me those little unemployed relatives of mama Liam are showing me shege. Economy ni mbaya hadi sikuizi shosho yao hapigi simu juu anaeza pelekewa cumzigo this long holiday. Unlike before where she used to beg for the grandkids.🥲"
X Link 2025-12-04T05:36Z 177.6K followers, 43.3K engagements
"Over there in Juja a Super Metro driver a man trusted to maneuver a 33-seater through Thika Road like a Formula X champion was stripped naked under allegations that he was uncircumnavigated. Juja residents turned into self-appointed Traditional Circumcision Unit examining him like a biology project. By the time they were done the poor man had already been poked inspected makagare squeezed massaged and crowd-sourced like a stolen goat. He was later rushed to hospital on a mkokoteni like a VIP who didnt choose this life. Doctors checked and announced that the man was actually circumcised Its"
X Link 2025-12-06T05:45Z 177.6K followers, 273.6K engagements
"Githunguri MP Gathoni Wamuchomba pledges a years supply of sanitary towels to Truphena Muthoni after her 72-hour tree-hugging feat. Lets say she uses softcare X costs ksh XX. Assume she uses X per cycle. XX 3= XXX XXX 12= 3060. Makofi kwa mheshimiwa.😌"
X Link 2025-12-11T12:35Z 177.6K followers, 151.3K engagements
"I urge my competitors to relax their nerves and stop vibrating like a faulty Dildo as Walala Hoii members cast their votes. Politics is not a matter of life and death no one is being buried today so theres absolutely no reason for my brother @Entr_dawood to start catching feelings like overdue rent. Im told he has already been rushed to Mama Lucy after suffering a serious political paranoia. The man was so sure of a landslide win that he even rehearsed his victory dance only for his strongholds to turn out looking like a Jehova witness crusade. I sincerely wish him a quick recovery and once"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:33Z 177.6K followers, 30.2K engagements
"It was pure drama over there in Kilimani after Daughter of Agrippina caught her mzungu sweetheart grazing in forbidden pastures with Anyango Nyama Mbichi. My friend the slaps this son of Adam is receiving can reboot a whole WiFi router. The guy is standing there seeing marudurudu looking like a confused he-goat stammering Babe I was only giving her a lift as a Good Samaritan But daughter of Agrippina is not buying that story at all. Shes accusing the Mzungu bf of wanting to change his diet and taste Obambo fiiis where the natural soup is sweeter than imported honey. If this is how the long"
X Link 2025-12-12T18:27Z 177.6K followers, 23.9K engagements
"In front of you is a 33-year-old yellow yellow damsel from Zimbabwe who goes by the name Zvikomborero Maria Makedenge. The name itself tells you that this woman is a live wire on matters horizontal engineering . Madam is based in the US slaying & paying taxes but just like every other summer bunny when the temperature drops abroad her village GPS activates and she flies back home to remind the villagers that I made it. At the airport she bumps into a tall dark & handsome man & it was love at first sight Two weeks later theyre already doing family introductions. Ruracio talks loading Mareej on"
X Link 2025-12-05T11:56Z 177.4K followers, 66.8K engagements
"STATEMENT FROM WALALA HOII MOVEMENT. It has come to My attention as the Chairperson of the Walala Hoii that For the last two weeks the mighty Koko meko the trusted cooker of survival has gone on maternity leave without notice. The refill stations have been emptier than a Kenyan politicians promises after elections. This has thrown the entire Walala Hoii Community into a national crisis. You see with just KSh XXX a household could cook for a whole month three meals a day minus meat because meat is currently for people with payslips and Gods favor. Currently my people from the sacred tribe of"
X Link 2025-12-07T15:21Z 177.4K followers, 94.6K engagements
"@Entr_dawood I'll assign you as my deputy.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:52Z 177.4K followers, 7443 engagements
"Ever since I highlighted the issue of Koko refill stations switching from full service to full silence my inbox has transformed into something between Vietnam and a therapy session for hungry Kenyans. Kenyans are messaging me like Im the Chief Operations Officer of Koko or the Director of National Cooking Affairs. I open my inbox and find XX missed messages XX voice notes of people coughing kerosene smoke & XX photos of burnt sufurias X person was threatening to fry skuma wiki using hot water and faith. Another guy sent me a voice note whispering like hes hiding in a bunker Chairman I"
X Link 2025-12-08T16:01Z 177.4K followers, 50.5K engagements
"Walala Hoii Alliance has been invited to join the National Economic Development Party (NEDP) under the stewardship of Mike Sonko to form a coalition. These talks will be spearheaded by the party leader who is set to be elected this Friday during the Walala Hoii General elections"
X Link 2025-12-09T10:13Z 177.5K followers, 48.5K engagements
"The lady infront of you is Madam Collata Ann Ngesa the alleged electrician-in-chief caught in a high voltage illegal power supply project with one Mr. Festus Amimo the Head of Radio at Mayienga FM who is currently enjoying cool breeze at the mortuary under 24/7 protection of jeshi la jokovu. Mwendazake in his Olympic ambition swallowed Viagra like a generator operator boosting voltage during a national blackout. Alikuwa amejipanga kusupply umeme at full voltage delivering strokes at a high velocity of XXX kmps enough to power Langata cemetery for three nights. The two horizontal engineers"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:57Z 177.4K followers, 54.7K engagements
"@Mwafreeka But we never saw this in court or is the coping mechanism selective based on circumstances"
X Link 2025-12-10T12:42Z 177.5K followers, 10.6K engagements
"His name is Money Bior the only politician in Kaspul who campaigns with a menu instead of a manifesto. For weeks he has been feeding voters like they are guests in a cooking show. The villagers enjoyed a three course meal from chefs imported from a Nairobi 5-star hotel food was so hot and delicious that even the village mutinas lined up with voter IDs. And for those who preferred liquid development mheshimiwa opened a whole bar on his bill. People were drinking like they were trying to irrigate their intestines. For those men whose wives have been rationing the food that faces the earth at"
X Link 2025-11-29T05:50Z 177.5K followers, 624.3K engagements
"Lydia Wanjiru who just recently inflated her nyash and resurrected her fallen soldiers through BBL is now travelling while sleeping like a dehydrated Morocco lizard at the back of her own car terrified of accidentally sitting on her newly imported cosmetic sitting apparatus. One wrong move and the whole investment might deflate like a boda boda tyre on Tongaren Roads. Daughters of Agrippina are out here injecting hopes dreams silicone and twelve months salary into their nyash just to impress Sons of Adam men who cant even tell the difference between a natural curve and a WiFi router. The"
X Link 2025-12-02T17:54Z 177.5K followers, 239.6K engagements
"Kaisugu tea server turned village blogger Edgar Obare is currently staring at Kodiaga Maximum Prison from a very safe distance. This is after the court found him guilty of defamation and slapped him with a cool X million fine for burning Bernice Nunahs name like strong Tangawizi tea without a recipe. The Kisii maestro has now been ordered to pay up apologize publicly and delete the tea posts basically the digital version of being told to wash the sufuria rinse the thermos and mop the whole kitchen. This ruling has sent shockwaves through the fraternity of digital tea masters. Those people who"
X Link 2025-12-04T17:12Z 177.5K followers, 129.8K engagements
"MONEY STOLEN FROM THE US BY SOMALIS. X. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XX years in prison; ordered to pay nearly $XX million in restitution (with other defendants). X. Mohamed Jama Ismail: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XX years in prison; pocketed over $XXX million personally. X. Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff: Convicted at trial and sentenced to XXXX years in prison; allegedly pocketed more than $XXX million. X. Aimee Bock: Founder of "Feeding Our Future" convicted at trial; allegedly received $XXX million personally in program funds. X. Salim Said: Convicted at"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:52Z 177.5K followers, 204.1K engagements
"Good morning my beautiful people. It's yet another day that the lord has made. I have the confidence of a man fully charged with mkombero juice inside a Spa in Kilimani. We are going to win this with a landslide. X day to the Walala Hoii General elections. #DianoTanoFresh"
X Link 2025-12-10T03:00Z 177.5K followers, 19.4K engagements
"In an economy that's almost chocking common mwananchi this cannot survive to see the new year"
X Link 2025-12-10T08:00Z 177.5K followers, 43.5K engagements
"Truphena Muthoni has less than 3hrs remaining to pass the XX hour mark. Nyeris governor office is crowded & a magnitude of people have come out to support one of their daughters forcing the police to lock people outside. I've said it before Murimaa folks always support each other. If Turu angekuwa anatoka huko kwetu western especially Sikhendu walimwengu wangekuwa washa mrushia vikumb remotely. At 24hr mark angeanze kuona marudurudu god one. Luhyas hardly support each other wivu hukuwa mingi saidii. Kwanza pale Sikhendu ni mahali watu huchinja kuku wakiskia mtoto wa Jirani ameanguka KSCE."
X Link 2025-12-11T06:38Z 177.5K followers, 70.3K engagements
"Truth be told men are attracted to lean women the ones whose nyash is stiff & waistlines look like they were drawn using a compass. A woman who has taken care of her body will always have an upper hand in the dating scene especially those ladies whove met their gym instructors more times than their boyfriends. That explains why half the countrys women have migrated to the gym in a ratio of 5:1 against men. Nowadays gyms look like womens conferences with occasional lost men wandering around like interns. That's also one of the reasons why BBL & Ozempic mikoras have turned hospitals into body"
X Link 2025-12-03T18:07Z 177.5K followers, 117.8K engagements
"The Slow Death Of Festivals Driven By Greed Earlier this year we witnessed an impressive array of cultural events celebrating the diverse identities that make up our society. From Luo Festival Ngemi Korom Mulembe Night Kisii Festival and many others these gatherings attracted sizeable crowds and their organizers walked away with significant financial success. However a few months later nearly XX% of these events have deteriorated into pale imitations of their former selves. In the Kalenjin space event organizers appear to be in an unsustainable race to outdo one another. Every weekend"
X Link 2025-12-13T05:30Z 177.5K followers, 6530 engagements
"Over the weekend weve witnessed events that require deep reflection on life. As the VC of Kalahari Institute Ive been quietly marking attendance in the comment section like a disciplined lecturer. But today I must address the photo below. Gentlemen any time you walk into a club and see women dressed in mosquito nets branded as fashion clothes only covering the confidential files just know youve entered a Harlots Den and not a social club. If theyre holding signboards of foolishness & escort every expensive bottle with a candlelight entourage thats your cue to evacuate the premises with"
X Link 2025-11-12T11:30Z 177.6K followers, 145.7K engagements
"As always the organized bandit is taking all the credit but somehow he's always exposed by the gods"
X Link 2025-12-05T05:17Z 177.6K followers, 101.7K engagements
"A lady by the name Sonia previously known for her melanin shade that lovingly resembled a used engine oil finally got tired of society calling her Dark & Lovely but mostly dark. So She decided to take the shortcut to glory the legendary notorious internationally rejected but locally celebrated Caroline Light alias CaroLight. The company's slogan says Skin tone in one week. But what they did NOT mention is Choose which parts. Sonia applied the cream faithfully like a national project. Arms White. Chest White. Legs Brighter than a newborn highlighter. But the thorax base that neck region that"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:34Z 177.6K followers, 147.7K engagements
"The car market is flooded with second hand Mercedes Benz and it's not about the economy. Unsolicited advice unless you know the owner of the car & you know the history of the car well never ever buy a second hand merc. Nilikua na meza mara Moja mara mbili those days. Chesaa"
X Link 2025-12-06T19:50Z 177.6K followers, 98.1K engagements
"HOW A DRUNK MINISTERS LOOSE TONGUE SAVED JAMES ORENGOS LIFE In the tense suspicious air of post-1982 Kenya when the state hunted dissent with a quiet clinical brutality James Orengo walked the corridors of Parliament like a marked man without knowing it. The Moi government was still shaking off the dust of the attempted coup and the intelligence machinery had turned inward sniffing out enemies real or imagined. Orengo brilliant young fearless and defiantly loud was precisely the kind of politician the regime wanted to silence. And yet the warning that saved him did not come from an informer"
X Link 2025-12-07T17:49Z 177.6K followers, 119K engagements
"In front of you ladies and gentlemen is First Lady Rozy Amimo wife to the legendary horizontal engineer the late Festus Amimo. A man who allegedly transitioned to Sayuni in line of duty while supplying electricity like a brand-new Yamaha KDV generator on a full tank. Unfortunately mwendazake overloaded the transformer after overdosing on Viagra and the system shut down permanently. As you can see Mama Rozy is not short of sweet words. Shes here pouring praises like a Luo MC at a dowry ceremony despite the husband cheating on her to a point of dying on top of a damsel literally holding a"
X Link 2025-12-12T07:55Z 177.6K followers, 58.9K engagements
"Gini wasekao. Weve taken an early lead with XX hours remaining before the polls close. Use the link below to cast your votes and ensure we secure a resounding landslide victory"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:54Z 177.6K followers, 34.8K engagements
"@gabrieloguda The problem is that you think the current generation will use Shakahola wisdom at the ballot. Tribalism is slowly dying in this country. Oguda Kikuyus are not your enemy poverty is. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery"
X Link 2025-12-14T09:51Z 177.6K followers, 15.5K engagements
"Nairobii Nairobi Omwami was deep in Aswitos inbox typing premium sweet nothings like a man on a mission. Fingers flying confidence on high levels clearly trying to gain full access to the wandawea environment where the condition is always slippery through a well-calculated soft launch. Just as he was about to hit send wooooiii Mikoras appeared on a two-legged Bugatti & snatched the phone with Formula X speed and vanished into the oblivion. Our boy was left seeing with his mouth wide open. Now Aswito is staring at her phone refreshing WhatsApp like its a full-time job wondering why the love of"
X Link 2025-12-14T18:38Z 177.6K followers, 43.6K engagements
"For the first time we are witnessing Ruto descend to an unprecedented low by directing crude and demeaning insults at Kalonzo Musyoka. Language that diminishes not just his opponent but the dignity of the presidency itself. Such rhetoric is rarely employed against insignificant political actors. It often signals anxiety ameingia maji. Kalonzos growing political relevance clearly unsettles him and the fact that this momentum appears to be resonating within Mt. Kenya only amplifies that discomfort. When a sitting president abandons statesmanship for ridicule it is usually less about confidence"
X Link 2025-12-15T08:27Z 177.6K followers, 62.5K engagements
"In the History of Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) this was one of the most controversial Band-1 student admitted to our institution. You see Women Chesaa"
X Link 2025-12-07T08:15Z 177.6K followers, 239.3K engagements
"Someone confirm if this is AI before Walala hoii tukose Maoni.👀"
X Link 2025-12-09T19:35Z 177.6K followers, 337.5K engagements
"Nikama our boy alikula Vumbi moja hatari sana alivunjwa vunjwa akaachwa akiwa paralyzed. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the Son of Adam as he tries to circumnavigate through the corridors of Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where Dust reign supreme"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:40Z 177.6K followers, 49.3K engagements
"What kind of flamingos do we have here in studio @ntvkenya. Mailood you can clearly see the Brains left the panel. Not all discussions should happen on National TV. Based on their Shakahola wisdom Truphena Muthoni is hugging the wrong tree. Beki wa kupanda na kushuka akili zao zinagonga tu how the young lady should monitize her talent of hugging Trees. Then came the mcheza santuri with gwa Kairo wisdom. The young man looks exactly like the prime version of kawanjiku. Gone are the days when Djs used to be scholars sikuizi tu Bora unajua kumix bongo na Amapiano you are good to go. A little"
X Link 2025-12-11T03:00Z 177.6K followers, 92K engagements
"Kasongo has harvested good this year🕊"
X Link 2025-12-13T07:15Z 177.6K followers, 70.6K engagements
"Pressure isiku malize ndugu pia sisi huku hatuna mpango hii Xmas & we will just be indoors. Economy is tough for everyone. Christmas stopped being Christmas the moment Ruto was sworn in. So just hold on there & don't feel ashamed we shall visit our village folks mambo ikijipa"
X Link 2025-12-14T11:27Z 177.6K followers, 38.7K engagements
"President Ruto has conferred the HSC award to Truphena Muthoni for her outstanding dedication in conservation of the environment. Good gesture pongezi kwake but mambo bado ni WANTAM☝🏽"
X Link 2025-12-15T09:20Z 177.6K followers, 30.3K engagements
"@Asamoh_ At night is the safest time you can travel in this country especially on public vehicle"
X Link 2025-12-15T10:27Z 177.6K followers, 11.6K engagements
"There was drama at the just concluded World Athletic Championship in Tokyo after a man wearing weave armed with a makagare participated in women's XXX metres hit. The womens athletics team had to pull the plug on the tournament; boycott lawsuits and a demand to erase Valentina Petrillos results. The boycott left the Organizers sweating bullets because the ladies had refused to run jump or even jog on the spot. Their argument was Simple. They say they signed up to compete with women not with someone who shows up with a pair of imported Fujian apples up top and a full-size makagare swinging"
X Link 2025-09-21T12:00Z 177.6K followers, 87.8K engagements
"OFFICIAL COMMUNICADO My fellow Walala Hoii Members of Aluta Kibrit Koinange Twitter Tuktuk Twitter Kamare twitter Chokora twitter & my dear comrades with pending units since 2017. I stand before you today not as a leader But as a survivor. A man who has eaten the bread of suffering drank the tea of struggle and slept on the mattress of disappointment. For the last X years I have served you diligently. I represented you when the government wanted to tax oxygen. I defended you when askaris wanted to arrest you for loitering while you are busy scouting for yellow yellow damsels along Koinange"
X Link 2025-12-03T04:10Z 177.6K followers, 216.6K engagements
"This is a classic example of how hypergamy works. And your woman will pretend she hates kibe & you will believe her mumuu I experienced this first hand over the weekend with a friend who owns a GLE. We met yellow yellow damsels at the parking lot of a certain mall along Thika rd. My guy went straight to the point on what his intentions were- to measure their diameters & booooom daughters of Agrippina were there at the backseat beating for us stories like we've known each other for years. My guy dropped me at my hacienda without my consent ending up enjoying the sacred fruits of fulumbanya all"
X Link 2025-12-03T10:58Z 177.6K followers, 456.1K engagements
"Trump: We have the Olympics here Kenyans do very well in Olympics. Affordable bloggers: Love him or hate him William Ruto is a genius in his US visit he has secured a chance for Kenyan athletes to participate in the Olympics.🤡"
X Link 2025-12-04T19:07Z 177.6K followers, 76K engagements
"Charlene Ruto today visited Muhudu Ward in Hamisi Constituency to motivate young women interested in modelling.👀"
X Link 2025-12-06T12:04Z 177.6K followers, 174.4K engagements
"Somalis shouldn't involve Africans in their fight with the American govt. As Kenyans we've had a cordial relationship with the American people & the same problem that the American people have with them is exactly what we also have over here. Kenya Stands With the US government"
X Link 2025-12-08T03:00Z 177.6K followers, 82.3K engagements
"After being slapped with the reality about his health risks Kabuda confidently said A new body will be given in heaven as if hes ordering a replacement battery from Jumia. My friend theres no warranty replacement for a body you willingly wrecked. This same body hes abusing today will file a complaint in the High Court of Pain & Regret. The day your body starts demanding refunds for the nonsense you fed it even the money youve made will be too shy to help. Medical bills are not jokes those bills will humble you and your ancestors up to seven generations. And when Sayuni comes calling his fans"
X Link 2025-12-08T11:56Z 177.6K followers, 217K engagements
"Festus Amimo the big boss of Mayienga FM decided to discuss urgent power supply issues by booking a deluxe room at After XX Hotel with his charming colleague Collata Ann Ngesa. Agenda Ensuring zero blackouts in the electricity department. According to the DCI's juicy report the hotel's security manager got a frantic call from Colleta screaming that Amimo had suddenly collapsed mid-presentation. When they burst into room XXX there he was unresponsive on the floor but his horizontal engineering apparatus still standing tall at full attention saluting like a loyal soldier refusing to power down"
X Link 2025-12-09T09:13Z 177.6K followers, 54.9K engagements
"The Kenyan music industry is dying and the corporate world is happily playing the drum thats leading us there. These days mediocrity has become the national anthem proudly performed by celebrities who would auction their dignity for views. Someone like Bahati can release a musical catastrophe the kind that makes your ears file a restraining order yet somehow still walk away with brand endorsements from big corporates. Because to them its not about artistry its about publicity impressions and how loudly your chaos trends on TikTok. Most Kenyan artists and DJs have now realized that mediocrity"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:08Z 177.6K followers, 81.1K engagements
"I watched this young lady laughing and smiling as they narrated on the Iko Nini podcast how their friend jumped to her death. She was among those suspected to have sent their friend to Sayuni prematurely. I watched the podcast with a lot of mixed feelings. It was as if the whole incident meant nothing to her or maybe thats their way of coping with the death of a friend by not showing any empathy. Ive seen people claiming that Iko Nini guests usually take some stimulants to heighten the vibe before shooting the podcast saying the lady looked like she was high on something based on her eyes. As"
X Link 2025-12-10T04:00Z 177.6K followers, 252.5K engagements
"I have watched her video and you could clearly see pain in her eyes. Health experts said that this type of challenge is X times more lethal than marathon running. This explains why the 22yrs old Truphena Muthoni looks like a 40yrs old who has been going through a lot in life. I hope this will be her last attempt to try & break his own record of hugging muti. She's doing something incredible though advocating for the preservation of indigenous trees and conservation of our environment. May Yehova Wanyonyi give her strength to complete her mission & add a paragraph in the Guinness Book of world"
X Link 2025-12-10T05:53Z 177.6K followers, 260.6K engagements
"Imagine this you chose vibes over wisdom when you decided to settle down with a single mother whose kids you never contributed a single coin even to buy a packet of milk or Mr Berry. Now Betty has checked into Sayuni Deluxe Suite and the kids funded faithfully by their biological father Pastor Kanyari himself are still looking at you like Morio so whats your plan But you in your full helmet of confusion still insisting you want to remain with the kids. Remain doing what Supervision Emotional support Or standing in the living room like a displaced UN observer Because clearly finances is not"
X Link 2025-12-10T18:13Z 177.6K followers, 169.8K engagements
"So picture this Truphena Muthoni our national treasure was supposed to fly to Brazil for the environmental competition. But the cartels at the Ministry of Environment suddenly sprouted like weeds and demanded a 300K bribe so that Munene could irrigate his throat with premium ethanol. When Truphena couldnt raise the cash the ministrys cheering squad packed their bags and left Kenya without the contestants. Imagine a country going to the World Cup without the team players just vibes and allowances. Allegedly one generous office offered to assist her but only if she agreed to be supplied with"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:27Z 177.6K followers, 258.2K engagements
"Reincarnation of an Icon. All hail the Daughters of Mumbi"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:06Z 177.6K followers, 91.5K engagements
"The Principal Secretary for Environment Dr. Festus Ngeno is said to be the one who frustrated the Kenyas newest national hero Truphena Muthoni ultimately denying her the opportunity to participate on the global stage. Yamune cartels will be the end of many Kenyan dreams"
X Link 2025-12-11T10:27Z 177.6K followers, 164.6K engagements
"Good morning my beautiful people it's a very important day for Walala Hoii. Kindly click on the link below & make your vote count"
X Link 2025-12-12T06:30Z 177.6K followers, 23.5K engagements
"May the world be kind to our young Mlala Hoii. 🫶🏽"
X Link 2025-12-12T20:35Z 177.6K followers, 50.4K engagements
"The Slow Death Of Festivals Driven By Greed Earlier this year we witnessed an impressive array of cultural events celebrating the diverse identities that make up our society. From Luo Festival Ngemi Korom Mulembe Night Kisii Festival and many others these gatherings attracted sizeable crowds and their organizers walked away with significant financial success. However a few months later nearly XX% of these events have deteriorated into pale imitations of their former selves. In the Kalenjin space event organizers appear to be in an unsustainable race to outdo one another. Every weekend"
X Link 2025-12-13T06:07Z 177.6K followers, 60.9K engagements
"Mercedes lovers & users knows that the Body and Chassis of this older version of E-Class was impressively fortified by its maker. Properly hardened and stabilised. Jirongo was driving a very good car ni ngumu ikupeleka Sayuni. Nikama hiyo basi ilikua imeachilia freno"
X Link 2025-12-13T09:02Z 177.6K followers, 125.8K engagements
"The pulpit bandit has just landed from abroad after a VIP medical tour knees and ankles surgery. The self-proclaimed Mightiest Prophet of the Lord had started limping & couldnt stand for long he kept buffering mid-step during sermons. Emergency repairs were needed ASAP bcoz the 31st December Mega Crossover Cruise was around the corner. You know the one he heal the sick open blind eyes and release Mpesa breakthroughs to the financially constipated saints. Of course the miracles will be strictly by appointment. Only those who buy Anointed oil Blessed handkerchief limited edition & Holy water"
X Link 2025-12-14T07:57Z 177.6K followers, 116.8K engagements
"William Ruto is the most tribal politician in Kenya's History he's nowhere near Uhuru & can never be. When we criticized Uhuru Kenyatta & his administration dissent was not framed as a tribal war. Critics were not branded Watu wa Sugoi nor profiled on the basis of ethnicity despite insulting & belittling Uhuru. The @paulinenjoroges digital team used to counter every criticism with utmost respect & evidence. It's only one Idiot from ODM called matakwei who called us Kalenjins monkies & threatened to kill us. He was later issued with an ODM ticket after those sentiments & was elected an MCA in"
X Link 2025-12-14T09:41Z 177.6K followers, 48.7K engagements
"Fresh out of high school at a tender age of only XX L president of Kenyan Baddies Huddah Monroe had already started hanging out with tycoons of the city. Huddah claims that the flamboyant city lawyer Donald B. Kipkorir once splashed a cool one million to help her fix her mapengo after an accident that left her toothless in her younger years. This revelation comes barely a day after she publicly mourned Mheshimiwa Jirongo whom she also credited for rescuing her from the jaws of poverty with generous financial boosts. Clearly Nairobis wealthy uncles are not just eating good they're eating young"
X Link 2025-12-14T15:02Z 177.6K followers, 195.7K engagements
"@NaekuMercy Bro if the economy was doing good Ruto's govt wouldn't need to pay affordable bloggers to show us what he has done. We could be feeling the impact in our homes & Pocket"
X Link 2025-12-14T17:49Z 177.6K followers, 14K engagements
"@Asamoh_ Not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are Muslim. The attack was carried out by a Islamist terror group"
X Link 2025-12-14T20:20Z 177.6K followers, 22.6K engagements
"I thought Gen Zs are Taliban but the way things are going It seems Gen Alpha are Talibaner. Daughter of Agrippina invited her younger sister Aswito to come & cool her manyungulus in Nairobi after a whole year of circumnavigate through the muddy roads of Karachuonyo trying to eat books. The moment she arrived in the city Aswito decided to inherit her sister's husband while still alive. When the daughter of Agrippina is out there hustling hard to ensure the sister goes back to the village with school fees & pocket money Aswito was busy engaging in extracurricular activities with the sister's"
X Link 2025-12-15T06:45Z 177.6K followers, 34.4K engagements
"Another day to cry with a stranger. Housing a househelp together with her special need kid means she's a woman with a golden heart. Thanks to @Shell_Kenya for always changing lives. Remember to always fuel at shell & join the #KameivanaNaShell club. Good job @shikshaarora_ "
X Link 2025-12-05T04:00Z 177.6K followers, 58.4K engagements
"The lady who airlifted our Boy Lee to Sayuni without a return ticket has finally been unmasked. Lilian Moraa was arrested after launching Ben-Kumi from the 14th floor parachuteless. To show you how heartless daughters of Agrippina can be Madam shumileta simply tucked herself back in bed and continued sleeping like a newborn goat after connecting our boy to Sayuni's WiFi signal. DCI sleuths stormed in XX minutes later only to find her snoring like someone who had just won a government tender. Investigations reveal that Moraa met Ben-Kumi on a dating app the type where people lie more than"
X Link 2025-12-05T10:00Z 177.6K followers, 253.2K engagements
"The Catholic Church built a community water project in Mutitu in 2009 to serve over 30000 residents of Nyeri Laikipia and Nyahururu. Crooked officials tried to unlawfully take over the project lakini the Court ordered that all assets be returned to community. After being Defeated in court Water Resources Authority officials backed by armed police destroyed water meters damaged the water outlet and redirected the water back into the river. This reminded me of an incident in Tongaren constituency where some Mzungus installed massive Solar panels to supply electricity to resident of Tabani ward"
X Link 2025-12-09T12:20Z 177.6K followers, 229.9K engagements
"But to be very honest as much as most of us are educated we still turn out to be idiots by nature. Tell me why even with information about Ruto being a professional thief and a land grabber we still went ahead and voted for him. Now he's eating Maasai Mara Safaricom KPC and even our gold reserves are not spared. He graduated from throwing teargas at children to using live bullets. From burning women in churches to now sending infants to Sayuni. From free education to hefty school fees. From free maternal healthcare to a system thats expensive and barely functioning. Despite all this there is"
X Link 2025-12-10T06:56Z 177.6K followers, 121.7K engagements
"There are fundis currently picketing at Kathy's Karen home. Word has it that the Soprano guy has failed to pay mafundi working at his construction site yet he is loitering around the country in the name of empowering Walala Hoii with his cricket voice"
X Link 2025-12-10T12:17Z 177.6K followers, 16.8K engagements
"KU comrades see you in a few. I'll be passing through Kasarani Roysambu Kawaha Wendani/ Sukari then we finish our campaigns at Ruiru Gwa Kairo. Today is our final stretch as we prepare for the Elections tomorrow. Chesaa👀"
X Link 2025-12-11T11:37Z 177.6K followers, 72.4K engagements
"Iyo ukarabati @djeduhmaks umeanza kufanya will eliminate you from conducting any future polls. As much as I'm winning this with a landslide we all can see what you're trying to do to rescue your friend kitabu kumi from a distance embarrassment"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:05Z 177.6K followers, 19.7K engagements
"This BBL procedure will show us things daughter of Agrippina over here is flying to Mombasa seated like a grasshopper. We are wondering how Rubani is going to initiate takeoff with one of the passager not seated with a seatbelt on. Hapa Kuna drama kama kawa walala hoii.👀"
X Link 2025-12-12T19:12Z 177.6K followers, 131.9K engagements
"Someone who abducted tortured & killed Kenyan youth's is today referred to as "Dad" by those who he supposedly "abducted". Hungry greedy opportunists took advantage of the situations for personal benefits but they call us emotional retards for calling them out. Kill the boers☝🏽"
X Link 2025-12-13T12:00Z 177.6K followers, 64.6K engagements
"You were once a formidable digital voice an influencer who commanded numbers shaped conversations and attracted premium engagements. At some point however you chose alignment over independence & gradually surrendered both credibility and relevance. Today despite a following exceeding half a million your influence is statistically hollow minimal engagement negligible reach and an audience that no longer listens. You struggle to get XX likes & over XX retweets. In an attempt to arrest this decline you have resorted to provocation manufacturing outrage as a substitute for substance. Yet even"
X Link 2025-12-13T15:32Z 177.6K followers, 57.4K engagements
"The drive of the bus didn't know who was inside the Mercedes but he was minding the lives of XX people. Jirongo was driving on the wrong side & it's said he was under the influence of finely blended ethanol. @NPSOfficial_KE Arresting the driver of the bus is utmost ridiculous"
X Link 2025-12-13T19:54Z 177.6K followers, 21.1K engagements
"Someone sent this to a cancer patient. Maoni fupi fupi please👀"
X Link 2025-12-15T12:02Z 177.6K followers, 130.7K engagements