#  @fasselin94 FΓ©lix Asselin FΓ©lix Asselin posts on X about canada, events, st johns, the olympic the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::2986682290/interactions)  - [--] Week [------] +18,226% - [--] Month [------] +20,429% - [--] Months [-------] +1,130% - [--] Year [-------] -42% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::2986682290/posts_active)  - [--] Months [--] +380% - [--] Year [--] -59% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::2986682290/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +0.34% - [--] Month [-----] +0.94% - [--] Months [-----] +2.80% - [--] Year [-----] +8% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::2986682290/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) [finance](/list/finance) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [stocks](/list/stocks) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [social networks](/list/social-networks) **Social topic influence** [canada](/topic/canada), [events](/topic/events), [st johns](/topic/st-johns), [the olympic](/topic/the-olympic), [countries](/topic/countries), [money](/topic/money), [olympics](/topic/olympics), [the olympics](/topic/the-olympics), [instead of](/topic/instead-of), [if you](/topic/if-you) **Top assets mentioned** [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [fBOMB (BOMB)](/topic/$bomb) [Everest (ID)](/topic/everest) [fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Not sure its still possible but: What would happen if there was a [--] team tie for the last [--] spots Only [--] TB draw available so would they do [--] games for [--] winners or qualify [--] directly and have the next [--] play the TB meaning the 4th team gets eliminated on shootout Madness" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1628576739394826243) 2023-02-23T02:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@JosephAlviano @LouStagner Im of the ones who like to play a course and compare myself to a tour pro. That means Im ok with NOT rolling the ball back. That being said I think it will happen anyways. There are far to many PGA courses that are becoming obsolete from the increased driving distances" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1673341168891973640) 2023-06-26T14:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "Official petition to have Maike be the skip so that we see BEER on every scoreboard from now on π»" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1678930627188359169) 2023-07-12T01:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@bunnyette Very true. Id say I helped my cause when I made it clear to them that curling was a priority when I applied for the job even telling them to pick someone else if it was a problem. From that point on they sort of had no choice but to allow it" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1689800393549627393) 2023-08-11T00:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Something quite odd about playing the biggest event of your year in August but congrats to the team from NL. YOG is a big deal Speaking of NL doesnt that just prove once again that removing the provinces at the Brier and STOH would really limit our talent pool Just askingπ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1698044290780258710) 2023-09-02T18:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "It's currently [--] degrees in Montreal it will be [--] tomorrow and we are entering week [--] of the curling seasonπ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1698804476960813259) 2023-09-04T21:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@turfcurlicenerd Ive got a true story for you. Back in like around [----] I played in a tour event in Ottawa. It was so warm that the compressor wasnt able to keep the shed cool enough for the ice to stay frozen so they installed numerous sprinklers on the roof to cool it down" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1698811833908396482) 2023-09-04T21:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Instead of coffee and donuts the players will now walk into the arena to a table full of BBQ ribs and twice baked potatoes for their pre game snack Welcome to Montanas" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1702739697758249032) 2023-09-15T17:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@waynemiddaugh Agreed. Removing the stone should be automatic to remove the pressure of making that decision on the non offending team. No brainer here. Homan was left with that choice and it seems like what ever one she chose it would turn out to be a bad one" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1703913775441621445) 2023-09-18T23:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Can we talk about how small the crowds are for the PBI. Nearly [--] million people live in Toronto. Not sure why π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1708260163180757435) 2023-09-30T23:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "When I say the curling season starts too early this week Ive finally been able to get my 1st practice in.after playing [--] competitive games over [--] events π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1710047978382041592) 2023-10-05T21:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "You'd be better off not having your points multiplied at the Prague Openπ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1711004818213322849) 2023-10-08T13:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "There is nothing bad about this but its quite interesting to see that elite curling spiels are mostly ran in Canada but dominated by Asian countries. They have several competitive teams. They have not reached the pinnacle of curling just yet but watch out in a couple of years" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1711524361537019969) 2023-10-09T23:29Z [---] followers, 15.3K engagements "Here is our schedule First game tomorrow morning at 7AM ET (12PM BST) against Finland Go over to if you want to watch us play live Games will be streamed there. Lets go Canada" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1712826033353744586) 2023-10-13T13:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "A little reminder on how to watch us play at the World Mixed Championship. It all starts tomorrow morning against Finland at 7am ET Lets go Canada" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1712919176682066267) 2023-10-13T19:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Follow this link to stream our quarter final game VS Australia at 1PM (ET) π π₯ LETS GO TEAM CANADA @CurlingCanada" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1715389756417216732) 2023-10-20T15:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@Lostitshandle Does the expansion pack come with a charcuterie board @C_hodgy" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1717223839032074433) 2023-10-25T16:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "The bonspiel held this weekend at my local club has more fans in the stands than last weeks Grand Slam. Its somewhat of a joke but it also isnt. When you really think about it its a BIG problem" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1718039282315670015) 2023-10-27T22:57Z [---] followers, 13.4K engagements "@bstyba Whats the price of a single draw ticket Just curious here" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1718073629156487531) 2023-10-28T01:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "I held on to this for a bit and now seeking opinions: [--] team event. Uneven pools (2 of [--] and [--] of 8). When the teams make it to the playoffs should a team at 8W-0L directly get hammer on a team at 4W-4L or should they draw off from the fact the pools had an uneven # of games" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1720167522132001034) 2023-11-02T19:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Youd think Id have seen everything imaginable related to curling but guess what I was wrong Halifax CC had protestors shouting and blocked people from walking in because the clubs infrastructure apperently makes noise. Police escorted them out Cant make that shit up π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1722046539466408317) 2023-11-08T00:21Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements "@palmettocurling Italy should be playing the white stones" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1726322870828044446) 2023-11-19T19:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "The curling world has been dramaless or at least very deprived of drama lately. And you know me it makes me sad π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1729654436107014649) 2023-11-29T00:12Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@TanC33 I want Corey Perry level drama but for things that are probably far less illegal than anything related to him" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1729683098806190487) 2023-11-29T02:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "@BYlioja Now what in the world is that Ok Ill have to google it haha π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1729874382322110807) 2023-11-29T14:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "For anybody wondering why Nunavut isn't fielding a team at this year's Scotties here are the reasons why:" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745198235306659950) 2024-01-10T21:37Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "@twinetime14 And this just ADDS to the drama of that Wild Card #4 spot" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1746638393193226565) 2024-01-14T21:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "1 week has gone since losing the Tankard final. It still stings and theres this uneasiness when watching others compete. Yet there is still [--] positive thing to come out of such a hard loss: The Brier is still the undisputed best curling event in the world π₯ Yes I said it" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1754140843299004818) 2024-02-04T13:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@JoCourtney89 So we can just make up new rankings now" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1755330615644238216) 2024-02-07T20:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "@cullenoncurling It was always going to be hard to fight against the super bowl and here we are with a game where both teams will be in the Brier regardless π¬" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1756827541493489721) 2024-02-11T23:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Monday and draw #7 at the Scotties. Here are some stats from the #fuckticker so far: Pool A - [--] (86%) Pool B - [--] (14%) Average fuck per draw played - [----] Skip - [--] (86%) 3rd - [--] 2nd - [--] Lead - [--] (14%) The way Im reading this if you skip in pool A you are good at F-bombs" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1759600513249608004) 2024-02-19T15:27Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements "@gavosworld Not going to be easy to out swear the Scotties" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1760504584009601441) 2024-02-22T03:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Nobody wants to see a rock pick but Kate Cameron just got one. It's late but she enters the competition with the classic ''fuck''. Einarson - [--] Homan - [--] Lilly - [--] Cameron - [--] Sweeting - [--] Peterman - [--] Potts - [--] St- Georges - [--] #fuckticker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1760853923286405511) 2024-02-23T02:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The antes are up again With Team Canada bowing out of the Scotties it means everyone is [--] F-bombs away (worth 3pts each) from at least tying the lead. Who will want it the fucking most Stay tuned #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1761452577512697869) 2024-02-24T18:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Torture comes in many forms. Electric shocks sleep deprivation waterboarding and forcing a team to play down 11-5 in the 8th end are all good examples" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1761861840026374239) 2024-02-25T21:12Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements "@HansFrauenlob Best played scotties in a long time. The [--] Homan vs Jones games will be classics" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1761967826179408054) 2024-02-26T04:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "EJ told that fan to fuck right off and he did just that Get him outta here First entry of this event is one you hate to see but a F-bomb is a F-bomb. EJ - [--] #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1763756094558552527) 2024-03-02T02:39Z [----] followers, 35.8K engagements "@FromTheHack @ScottWJones93 I give that guy [--] seconds. Give or take a couple" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1763757192274927896) 2024-03-02T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@NeilBAdams I agree with EJ. But a fuck is a fuck and counts on the #fuckticker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1763988330465649052) 2024-03-02T18:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "EJ adds to his tally with a for fucks sakes You can tell EJ is a versatile curler but hes not showcasing hes a versatile user of the word FUCK EJ - [--] Kerr Drummond - [--] #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1764117073213444351) 2024-03-03T02:34Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements "If you are going to kick stationary rocks might as well kick all of them Benny admitted it with a I fucking hammered the middle one. The heavy #FuckTicker favourite is onthe board and only [--] off the lead π₯ EJ - [--] Benny - [--] Kerr Drummond - 1" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1764476591042617361) 2024-03-04T02:22Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements "@benmayhewcfp @ScottWJones93 @CurlingZone @kenpomeroy Where do you think I took these numbers from ;)" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765404197669720199) 2024-03-06T15:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@JockCartier The CZ odds are for all levels of curling COMBINED. Please dont look at them. The stats when comparing for teams in the top [--] in the world has a difference of 1% between tied without or [--] down with" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765414822600917115) 2024-03-06T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@JockCartier The odds for the top [--] in the world are posted on Trust me the difference for elite teams is 1.1%. Ive looked at these odds way too many times" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765416974308237466) 2024-03-06T16:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@JockCartier Like I said tied without is at 11.2% while down [--] with is 10.1%. Its well in within a gap where some teams style of play may fall on one side or the other for whats best for them. Google double takeout curling. Ken runs a stats website that is SOOOOO much better than CZ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765418376283734119) 2024-03-06T16:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@JockCartier Here I took it out for you. 1.1% difference" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765419092280852530) 2024-03-06T16:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@JockCartier The sample size is huge. Its definitely counterintuitive thus why you are skeptical but as a somewhat high level team (that website has us in the top 15) I can tell you the odds are very similar. Its a subject of discussion on my team each time we get to that situation in games" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765423518152294810) 2024-03-06T17:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@JockCartier I don't think you are reading it correctly. Entering the 9th end down [--] you have 33.9%WP. If you score [--] you drop to 11.2%WP. If you give up [--] you have 10.1%WP. If you score [--] you have 89.9% entering the 10th end TO WIN THE GAME. That's not the odds of scoring a [--] in the 9th" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765427079607202128) 2024-03-06T17:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@JockCartier Exactly and the graph is good In your picture starting WP is 10.1% for [--] down with while tied without is 100% - 88.8% = 11.2% which is the same stats I gave you at first. Or you can flip the switch to WITHOUT HAMMER and you will get the 11.2% directly" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1765429996091232551) 2024-03-06T17:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Joel_Krats Definitely odd. I wonder if it's a totally new rule from this season. First time I've seen this" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1766898673026318340) 2024-03-10T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Final Brier #FuckTicker standings Flasch - 8π₯ EJ - 7π₯ Bretzky - 5π₯ Kennedy - [--] Jacobs - [--] Dunny - [--] Benny - [--] Rama - [--] K. Marsh - [--] Howard - [--] K. Drummond - [--] T. Smith - [--] Total fuck pts = [--] I'm a man of my word. @VINTAGESASKO how do I send my 39$ to the SASK food banks" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1767294198720627087) 2024-03-11T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "A spot on a perennial Scotties contender is now up for grabs π² π«ΆπΌ https://t.co/vaW6DOgMPJ π«ΆπΌ https://t.co/vaW6DOgMPJ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1771699971114274840) 2024-03-24T00:46Z [----] followers, 14.3K engagements "Congrats World champs We waited a long time for a new title. Ive said it god knows how many times: we better get used to it. Anyways π₯ is a better sport with the parity. Now what about the crowd is the only place in the world where you will hear this type of energy SPLIT DECISION The difference of the #WWCC2024 final came in the ninth end when @TeamHoman made a split for three to give them a two point advantage heading to the 10th. Relive it here https://t.co/tvV75TA88u SPLIT DECISION The difference of the #WWCC2024 final came in the ninth end when @TeamHoman made a split for three to give" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1772077242182480336) 2024-03-25T01:45Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements "@VAumais Oui [----]. Javais [--] and et je suis all Lowell USA avec mon pre pour regarder le championnat du monde" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1772385077193760841) 2024-03-25T22:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ryanfry79 Honestly I think its the other countries. Canada has a few veteran teams that can give other countries some trouble on any given day but eventually we will need new people to play against Schwaller Mouat Whyte Retornaz etc. Thats when I think Canada could be in big trouble" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1777120516072952049) 2024-04-07T23:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@51phyllis @ryanfry79 Ohh dont get me wrong I like to see the depth of Canada surpassing the one of all the other countries combined. Best way of supporting curling from grassroots all the way to the elite level. I just dont think it is on the verge of translating to wins at the world championships" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1777127500654539205) 2024-04-08T00:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I jokes about the π₯ season being over. I said nothing about the news season.π Honestly Im not sure if this is good/bad news. People sell businesses for a reason but it cant be bad having big names like the ones in the Curling Group running the slams. Only time will tell π₯ Announcement π¨ The Curling Group has acquired ownership of the Grand Slam of Curling from Sportsnet. Supported by elite international curlers and industry veterans. Sportsnet will continue as the exclusive broadcaster in πREAD MORE https://t.co/NLabjRCTmS https://t.co/HBjlbNwmed π₯ Announcement π¨ The Curling Group has" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1777716114232934499) 2024-04-09T15:12Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements "Some huge news to start your week Quebec goes from having a good team to having a contender St-Georges Curling is excited to welcome @lweagle19 to our teamπ₯³ Lisa is a World Champion [--] time Olympian and [--] time Scotties Tournament of Hearts Champion. ππΌJoining forces is not just about enhancing our competitive edge; it's also about making a difference in our sportππΌ https://t.co/XZjKjG6Z9C St-Georges Curling is excited to welcome @lweagle19 to our teamπ₯³ Lisa is a World Champion [--] time Olympian and [--] time Scotties Tournament of Hearts Champion. ππΌJoining forces is not just about" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1782408675333652674) 2024-04-22T13:58Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements "Hear me out Brad Thiessen Colin Hodgson Mackenzie Zacharias David Mathers Meghan Walter Karsten Sturmay Abby Marks Skylar Ackerman All under the age of [--]. All have taken a step back from competitive curling. How can we limit losing some of Canadas best up and coming players" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1783286127174058347) 2024-04-25T00:05Z [----] followers, 32.3K engagements "@DJ_Brooks The teams playing the slam are just about all made up of teams outside of Canada OR with players over the age of [--]. Even if there was 1000000$ at each slam none of the players named above would see a penny and the same effect would likely happen" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1783314536969183423) 2024-04-25T01:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@turfcurlicenerd @C_hodgy @curling_robots Trust me we dont ever make money. Whenever we win a spiel we throw it all back in the team account in order to pay for future events" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1783495940772348255) 2024-04-25T13:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@truthte52543233 @coltscanada I feel like even if the slams as we know them were to disappear somebody somewhere would start a new tour in replacement. The best would be to have canadian only events. Right now we are funneling money to other countries. But thats never happening and only hypothetical" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1783672355618783415) 2024-04-26T01:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Hey π₯ fans Lets try something π§ Pretend youre on a top level team playing against another top level team. It's the 9th end and youre 2UP (red) without hammer. Both teams have [--] rock left. Ice is good. Im curious whats your call Ill tell you mine tomorrow ππ€―" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1785830599992774681) 2024-05-02T00:36Z [----] followers, 122.9K engagements "@blaing99 @ryanfry79 @ryanfry79 Denmark made that open perfect freeze (red rock) at the [----] World Men Curling championship. Brent I'll let you explain what happened next π€ " [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1786177869518938507) 2024-05-02T23:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@mimi1212best @duane_linton An equal or slightly better result sure but with a much harder shot to make than a simple draw top [--]. Its ony good if made so Im goong for the easier shot top [--]. π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1786319184764236244) 2024-05-03T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Didnt have Scheffler getting arrested on my PGA Championship bingo card. Hes since just been released. Beast mode officially activated. Only thing left to decide is by how many he wins by π€£ Here is video that I took of Scheffler being arrested: https://t.co/9Tbp2tyrJh Here is video that I took of Scheffler being arrested: https://t.co/9Tbp2tyrJh" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1791462954744881179) 2024-05-17T13:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Jenn_McCreath I saw people make the joke that the police officer who arrested him has a bet on Schauffele π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1791512609239289885) 2024-05-17T16:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@jpd_028 @lipouts @PGAChampionship @CBSSports By one of the dozens if not hundreds of TV tower mounted cameras they use. Some sport broadcast cameras sell over 100K each. This aint your regular Canon EOS R5 cameras π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1792628772199346437) 2024-05-20T18:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@joeyrettinger I feel like a total detective when Im browsing the web trying to find what events are where when etc. Heck I can tell you where the [----] US Open for golf is so can I please get an easy access to this falls curling schedule/information π₯²" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1800680060178874647) 2024-06-12T00:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@nicsulsky @JasonKelce @killatrav Not sure how exactly all these football players are becoming interested in curling but Im all for it Hurts/Kelse vs Mahomes/Kelse π₯ doubles would be insane π€£π€―" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1804512304647598229) 2024-06-22T13:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Monty22Monty2 @Reidarama @teamcarruthers Ill do it for the [----] Scotties for sure. For the Brier Im hoping not to be free and therefore not do it π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1816534393856622712) 2024-07-25T18:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics No. Covid is probably weaker than a cold at this point. At least in most cases of people under the age of like [--]. Lets move on like it never existed" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1821675896912400534) 2024-08-08T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bc_matheson @joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics I dont have any but then again thats why I used the word probably. Before vaccination when we all ended up getting it it was worse than a cold. Now we are just about all protected. I felt a little sick a few weeks ago. Maybe it was Covid maybe not who knows" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1821688609633644611) 2024-08-08T23:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@vee_terra @curling_robots @newfienisey @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics So then why did he race the 200m final" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1821689616984109115) 2024-08-08T23:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@vee_terra @curling_robots @newfienisey @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics And I never made that point. Hes totally allowed to drop out if he wants to. Hes allowed to not want to give the virus to others if thats what he feels like. But all I know is there are no restrictions anymore and hes allowed to race if he feels like it" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1821691886861742105) 2024-08-08T23:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@bc_matheson @joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics Not saying we need to dismiss it. All Im saying is people watching it on TV are very quick to say he should of never raced. None of us know how much effort goes into winning an Olympic medal and how much he didnt care about the virus at that moment" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1821693784922714275) 2024-08-08T23:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Apperently the curling season starts this weekend at the Baden Masters in beautiful Switzerland (yes I know theoretically thats not true but these other events dont count) and I have [--] very important question for yall: Where in the fuck did the summer go π₯β" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1823813409974182013) 2024-08-14T20:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Happy birthday to my pretty face π π @SmileyLaurie2 Love you ππ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1826998167117734304) 2024-08-23T15:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Making this decision with the person I love was extremely difficult. Laurie and I live and breathe through curling but it was time to put mixed doubles aside and give ourselves a break. We will be back one way or another. Stronger and better. Together Love you @SmileyLaurie2 π β€TEAM UPDATEβ€ @fasselin94 @SmileyLaurie2 https://t.co/oMsHcJJ7ik β€TEAM UPDATEβ€ @fasselin94 @SmileyLaurie2 https://t.co/oMsHcJJ7ik" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1829905813584167184) 2024-08-31T15:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@PatheticPutter @SmileyLaurie2 Since [----] in Quebec women have the right to remain their own person and not be forced to become someone else. That's a good thing by the way Caugh caugh.take notes ''rest of Canada''. So it will stay ST-GEORGES. People will have to learn how to spell better" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1832166648226488618) 2024-09-06T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The Everest North America Club Championship concluded yesterday. I'm not sure what to think of it so I figured I'd ask everyone what they thought. What did you think of it Did you enjoy or not I'm looking for arguments on various different aspects of this new event. Fire away" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1836869793313440022) 2024-09-19T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@AndBrier It was never going to be any close to the level of play of a Brier/Scotties. Maybe it would of been better if it was tier [--] curling. Like these teams who get no TV time because they arent in slams but can still play quite well. But then again maybe this was just not the goal π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1836885591989874918) 2024-09-19T21:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@tom_irvin4 @smog317 Is there any legal way to get TSN Not that we have the US events but at least its TV broadcasted curling" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1836903572509794798) 2024-09-19T23:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ThatRangerDude I think my dad made it with PVC pipes about [--] years ago. I never broke it" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1839511202575053282) 2024-09-27T03:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@grandslamcurl DONE β " [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1843441976831586386) 2024-10-08T00:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@cullenoncurling Alright I guess Mr. Grahamslaw got or will be getting an email very soon. Cool name by the way" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1862320566897696958) 2024-11-29T02:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux That or maybe because their horse isnt in the race anymore π€·β By the way Im not sure what part of sold out we dont understand but besides the draws Gushue was in it was never really sold out. Great turnout nonetheless" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1863274039663358273) 2024-12-01T17:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Devin_Heroux @joeyrettinger Whats the point of buying tickets you have no intentions of using. Someone could of actually used them. Ohh and if Newfoudlanders have that much money and feel like throwing it out of the window they could just hand it out to me instead. Im open for business π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1863281304982245737) 2024-12-01T17:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@JerryRi48538354 Next Its already the case. Ryder cup US Open etc all have rowdy crowds. Its the new norm for sports" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1863746770192195871) 2024-12-03T00:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@CraigKyle12 @Jenn_McCreath Brad Gushue can probably only fight against [--] guy in mens curling and that guy is me π€£π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1864398293414949183) 2024-12-04T19:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Curling just might have to add a trade deadline π€£ No but seriously its getting a bit ridiculous. I cant help but imagine all the European teams getting a chuckle every time a Canadian team announces a team change" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1864683396598788276) 2024-12-05T14:49Z [----] followers, 19.4K engagements "@Bomber_blue22 Thats the funny part Im not convinced a single team got better throughout all these changes. Maybe everybody just has a short fuse or something. I really dont know" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1864830431780016505) 2024-12-06T00:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Its Friday night which means its time for poll #2 Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with the following statement: Womens curling is more fun to watch than mens curling I AGREE I DISAGREE I AGREE I DISAGREE" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1867733764035813512) 2024-12-14T00:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@C_Midd77 I probably should of added Id like people to put their vote in based on the top womens teams VS the top mens teams. Lets leave the recreational curlers out of this one. Hope you casted your vote accordingly If not my mistake" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1867735982893850813) 2024-12-14T00:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@C_Midd77 I understand and trust me I did on purpose to leave the I have no preference option out of the poll. Fuck yeah Its finally the Holidays. Im ready for a break from work and use that free time to see family and practice like a mad man. Merry Christmas to you too" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1867737875909062982) 2024-12-14T01:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@lscan66 @rlpeppler Everything is better than the Leafs π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1867752995141599506) 2024-12-14T02:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "For anyone wondering Shawn is one of the main voices when Saskatchewan streams their provincial championships. Lets just say Ill be the one dragging the commentating team down π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1868058950119162189) 2024-12-14T22:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@CraigTheSciGuy Im a curling guy. I love curling I breathe curling. Buthear me out: Is curling really boring because of [--] straight blanks Or is curling boring because well its a boring game to the core Not fast paced no contact no real big rivalry etc And trust me I hate to say it" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1878780911959056885) 2025-01-13T12:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Czar4N No way By who We need more info" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1878944723832025120) 2025-01-13T23:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@medfordcurling You know Quebec isint chickening out and splitting the province in [--] so somtimes you have to travel to what seems like the other end of the world π€ͺπ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1878946088532754452) 2025-01-13T23:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Fuck yeah Fuck yeah Fuck yeah Did I say fuck yeah Brier bound π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1881136483266154610) 2025-01-20T00:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Well well well the #FuckTicker is so fucking popular that even commentators are trying to get involved π£ π₯" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1882264719421321619) 2025-01-23T03:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@twinetime14 Next Gen is U27 now What happened to U25 Or are we just trying to qualify specific teams" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1887870631363928327) 2025-02-07T14:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Elite #FuckTicker 1v2 game strategy would be to purposely drop to the semi final in order to get more f-bombs in and increase your odds to come out on top. Only the fucking greats can pull that one off Ladies and gentlemen start your fucking engines" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1893472378157445273) 2025-02-23T01:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Alright Oakmont you have me hooked πΏ Now all Im asking for is the very same simple thing I ask for at every US Open. I want an absolute carnage #USOPEN2025" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1932910533130531132) 2025-06-11T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Alright folks I need your help right now Is there a way one can watch the Open in Canada WITHOUT subscribing to Peacock then using a VPN" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1945834053820731590) 2025-07-17T13:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@joeyrettinger Like sure [--] vs [--] ends saves you 30-40 minutes. Reducing thinking time of [--] minutes for each team will reduce the game of [--] minutes. [--] minutes All in the sake of watching teams run like chickens with their head cut off. Yet they played a round of golf of [--] shots in 360minπ₯Έ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1946006545029881954) 2025-07-18T00:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I was today years old when I learned Sapporo was actually a city in Ontario. Whod have thought Lets go Canadaπ" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1959414892403830878) 2025-08-24T00:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I do what the fuck I want Ive decided we would run this #fuckticker like a skins game. Each step of the event makes a fuck worth more: RR fuck - 1pt PO games fuck - 2pts Page 1v2 and 3v4 fuck - 3pts Semi final fuck - 4pts Final fuck - 5pts Time to start giving a fuck π₯" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1760447277062115385) 2024-02-21T23:31Z [----] followers, 13.7K engagements "@nicsulsky Ill add that some pro sports go over [--] hours in the big events Golf is always over [--] hours Playoff hockey can go over [--] hours Tennis [--] sets go over [--] hours Average Super Bowl is 3h37min For national championships Worlds OlympicsI like [--] ends. For everything else 8" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1891269011184259175) 2025-02-16T23:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Fucking right After seing Einarson add to her total in the 7th end of the semi final Homan stole the [----] #FuckTicker with a great celebration fuck What a way to end this fucking thing Homan - [--] π₯ Einarson - [--] π₯ Njegovan - [--] Skrlik - [--] Brown - [--] Karwacki - [--] π€©" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1893861481386508659) 2025-02-24T03:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Im here to report that Trey Yesavage throws splitters and curling rocks π€£ @TannerHorgan" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1983704194197680475) 2025-10-30T01:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Is there any way for someone from Canada to watch the US Olympic Trials WITHOUT a VPN" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1988783912504741986) 2025-11-13T01:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@TarrChristine Tour events do but they arent on TV. Brier and Scotties dont run simultaneously. Same for mens and womens worlds" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1991991552009527430) 2025-11-21T22:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Did you cast your vote You better fucking vote [--] days left before the Olympic π₯ Trials I was thinking about it wouldnt this be the perfect time for the 1st ever battle of the sexes #FuckTicker as both events run simultaneously Men vs Women Reply to this poll if you want me to run it and who you think will win [--] days left before the Olympic π₯ Trials I was thinking about it wouldnt this be the perfect time for the 1st ever battle of the sexes #FuckTicker as both events run simultaneously Men vs Women Reply to this poll if you want me to run it and who you think will win" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1992012715939016925) 2025-11-21T23:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@cullenoncurling Selena will wonder how she didnt have 1more point to win the game and then she will realize that she had a nose double to score [--] in the 5th end and somehow decided to draw for [--] while 5-1 down. My bad but that cant happen" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1992640992210813093) 2025-11-23T17:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Did we just go through the first [--] full days completely fuckless And they call themselves athletes #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1992962243793690691) 2025-11-24T14:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Some of the VAR is in and here is the tally: Team Dunstone adds [--] and Team Epping adds [--] over a [--] minute time frame while Team Homan opens the fucks on the ladies side. Official standings: Men - [--] Women - [--] Are we witnessing fucking greatness here #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1993038911484952688) 2025-11-24T19:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "When you think about the spirit of curling you instantly think of Colleen. There was never a day where she didnt smile never a day where she didnt give absolutely everything she had to the game. She was loved by all and loved everyone just as much. RIP Collen π https://t.co/RYsrkgyBuz https://t.co/RYsrkgyBuz" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1993398656813412782) 2025-11-25T19:17Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements "Ia few years ago when I got on That Curling Show Colleen Jones told me off air how much she loved following the #FuckTicker. So in her honour lets get back to it Team Dunstone added [--] fuck yesterday Team Jacobs have [--] this morning only Standings: Men [--] fucks Women [--] fuck" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1993691437574258985) 2025-11-26T14:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Lighthouse0107 She was all in into curling. She dedicated her life to the game. She pushed the barriers for women for women in curling and for women in sports in general. A true pioneer. I had the pleasure of speaking to her several times and it was always great. She will be missed greatly" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1993727213418807778) 2025-11-26T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Fuck these hacks they have them sliding all over the fucking place. Val get Team Einarson on the board for the ladies. If there is one glimmer of hope its with this fucking team. Give them every single TV game Standings: Men - [--] fucks Women - [--] fucks #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1993758395682443672) 2025-11-26T19:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@sefrook Not sure Fleury has that in her tbh" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1993817060250710260) 2025-11-26T23:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Hello #FuckTicker fans Its the Olympic Trials playoffs This weekend Im also in a WCT spiel so I will need your help to keep track of fucks Heres what I need: [--]. What game what shot [--]. Who gave a fuck Ill update the standings when I can Its time to FUCK" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994090890139455620) 2025-11-27T17:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Yall know you can always count on me to ask the tough curling questions nobody else seems to want to ask. Here is one: If Blacks team was to win the Olympic Trials does Curling Canada run the Trials in [--] years from now or do they strait up select the representatives" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994502231153152073) 2025-11-28T20:22Z [----] followers, 12K engagements "@CdnLatics True. If they did they would keep it. Now whats your opinion on what CC does in the case they dont make the playoffs for example Im not saying I wish they eliminated the Trials but Im asking myself if they would consider doing so. π€·β" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994504940501217526) 2025-11-28T20:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@simonjnelson I know. The only thing is CC does get a good chunk of cash from Own The Podium the canadian Olympic committee and stuff like that so if Canadas results are not as good money does get impacted in a way" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994508469895041455) 2025-11-28T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@pauldris No you become reps by deserving it. And you deserve it by winning the only event worthy enough to make you deserving. The Olympic Trials. Sports are meant to be played on the ice/field/pitch/course and not just awarded IMO. That being said it will take a lot to beat Homan" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994525413780131882) 2025-11-28T21:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@cull_17 Mouat is the favourite for sure but it always comes down to [--] game regardless what they have done in the past or what they have do leading to a final at the Olympics. A few teams definitely have a chance to beat them on any given day" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994614103999217706) 2025-11-29T03:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@CraigKyle12 If you ask me Id keep the Trials as is and send to the Olympics whoever would beat the dominant team. I think the dream of accomplishing something everyone thinks isnt possible is important to keep players in the game. That being said Im scared they wont go this way" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994738926263701767) 2025-11-29T12:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@AndreaMakarchuk Canada only has [--] teams in the top [--] on the ladies side. Korea has [--]. At this point Canada is really not that deep. I do agree however that the Olympic Trials of YOUR country can sometimes feel like a better show than the Olympics themselves" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994851081336360996) 2025-11-29T19:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Congratulations to Team Homan and Team Jacobs for their win this week at the Trials. Good luck at the Olympics Go Canada π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1994996484656238738) 2025-11-30T05:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@JfcmurphyJo The Pfister brothers have played in [--] World Championships for Switzerland back in 2015-2016-2018. Not their first rodeo. Then they sort of faded away and came back for the Philippines in [----]. They are still pretty new to the average fan" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1998878099904356785) 2025-12-10T22:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@cullenoncurling I assume this is because they want the winning team to have a PED test right after. Regardless I find it so silly" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/1999281489243156754) 2025-12-12T00:53Z [----] followers, 96.5K engagements "Ive never been more confused π€£ Oh nothing to see here.just the launch of Curling's first pro league π₯ The world's first true mixed gender professional sports league is about to ROAR π₯ Meet Rock League π https://t.co/Z1DWWNxqNs More news to come Thursday π Let the roster debates on social begin π€£ https://t.co/P8jofMZ0Br Oh nothing to see here.just the launch of Curling's first pro league π₯ The world's first true mixed gender professional sports league is about to ROAR π₯ Meet Rock League π https://t.co/Z1DWWNxqNs More news to come Thursday π Let the roster debates on social begin π€£" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2000956013902770633) 2025-12-16T15:47Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements "@turfcurlicenerd I know Ive been watching whenever I can on PDC TV. Im an awful dart player yet I get totally ecstatic watching it Its a total riot" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2005674649305423916) 2025-12-29T16:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Joanna2Mom It wont need to be inforced because everyone will follow the rules. As for the hog line the new sensors were trialled a couple of times already and will be used at the Olympics. Its a question of time before Curling Canada has a set for their events. Its coming" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2008623737336221859) 2026-01-06T19:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@jeffreyslen Many players will step down after this season as the quad is over. For many it will be the last one most notably Brad Gushue. I am personally not going away π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2011581021473685937) 2026-01-14T23:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@glogan86 @Indig2S When joining force with JM he was 3rd and I was skipping. Things were not smooth sailing so we made the switch to the current lineup mid November [----]. The team name on social media only switched to Team Menard after the [----] Brier" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2014326711832182882) 2026-01-22T13:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Mkimtennis Retirement or not we would of had a bog party in St. Johns regardless" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2014480689056387110) 2026-01-22T23:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Wilbix I work for a gold mine. This aint gold π" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2015586719328858264) 2026-01-26T00:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Jean-Michel Mnard will be retiring from mens curling at the end of the season. Its been a privilege to play with such a knowledgeable guy someone who truly loves this sport to its core. We will be giving absolutely everything weve got for his last Brier in St. Johns" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2013656905286062320) 2026-01-20T16:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Martin Crte will also be stepping down from elite curling with his record breaking (I think) 13th Brier for QC Martin joined me in [----] and instantly made the team stronger. The curling GOAT (as in he sounds like one π) will be screaming one last time in St. Johns" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2014401996250378638) 2026-01-22T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "What color are these NS-Black jerseys" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015580412173550022) 2026-01-26T00:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "In case anyone was still wondering yes I will be back next season. One last kick at the can with this current team. I will miss these guys. We will go in St. Johns to have some fun as always but we arent going there to bunt. We will be swinging for the fence β" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015931672978403799) 2026-01-26T23:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@truthte52543233 Ok at least Im not crazy. Im curious to hear why you think they should cut it down" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2019245601008021810) 2026-02-05T03:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Holly fuck We will be playing Brad Gushue in draw #1 of the Brier. The Mary Browns center will be filled to the brim Lets hope we can get [--] or [--] fans to cheer for us in this [----] seat barn π Lets go QC π₯" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020968819502743820) 2026-02-09T21:11Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements "@webrunt @therealkali" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2022444564230144454) 2026-02-13T22:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@OilerJohn My only take is it was wild and with the professionalisation of the game it was only a matter of time before a situation occurred what ever the premise was" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2022682059949634025) 2026-02-14T14:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@therealkali" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2022411017108754771) 2026-02-13T20:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@millennials4_wp You can double even triple touch the handle before the rock reaches the hog line. The granite part you can never touch" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2022798371627352076) 2026-02-14T22:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@MDerscher I can tell you curling authorities where already looking into the possibility of having such cameras. Nothing new here. Now that doesnt mean they are looking for people who deliberately cheat. I suspect nobody of that. We have just become too slack on enforcing the set rules" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2022804905879126029) 2026-02-14T22:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "SWE vs CAN just said move over Skrlik vs Sturmay let the big boys fucking take care of the mind games πππ" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022420289154682899) 2026-02-13T21:19Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements "Curling has officially reached the point where we need some sort of a VAR system at the highest level. You need to be able to have video review of your opponents as well as a way to prove you didnt do anything wrong. π₯" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022762072446996636) 2026-02-14T19:57Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements "So I was wondering can a curling team who made a shot so bad that the setup is far worse after they threw it call a double touch on themselves and thus forcing the opponents to set the rocks back π Loophole alert" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023139595920232852) 2026-02-15T20:57Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements "@PrezSadoff Or on the last shot of an end where you are trying a tough shot for [--] and accidentally raise an opposing stone in for a steal. Double tap and we pick up the score of [--] π Im obviously kidding I suggest nobody should/would do that" [X Link](https://x.com/fasselin94/status/2023146001708863695) 2026-02-15T21:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "So I was wondering can a curling team who made a shot so bad that the setup is far worse after they threw it call a double touch on themselves and thus forcing the opponents to set the rocks back π Loophole alert" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023139595920232852) 2026-02-15T20:57Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements "Curling has officially reached the point where we need some sort of a VAR system at the highest level. You need to be able to have video review of your opponents as well as a way to prove you didnt do anything wrong. π₯" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022762072446996636) 2026-02-14T19:57Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements "SWE vs CAN just said move over Skrlik vs Sturmay let the big boys fucking take care of the mind games πππ" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022420289154682899) 2026-02-13T21:19Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements "@GameofStonesPod yall can check off bold prediction #8 π " [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022435685605487062) 2026-02-13T22:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Holly fuck We will be playing Brad Gushue in draw #1 of the Brier. The Mary Browns center will be filled to the brim Lets hope we can get [--] or [--] fans to cheer for us in this [----] seat barn π Lets go QC π₯" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020968819502743820) 2026-02-09T21:11Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements "Its the Olympics. Its the biggest event there is every quadrennial. Holly fuck How it it even possible that [--] teams have played [--] games while the rest of the field has only played [--] Why on earth did SWE and GBR play the last draw instead of CAN and SUI π€―" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020174778003296578) 2026-02-07T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Maybe I missed something but since when is the Manitoba gauntlet [--] teams instead of 32" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019163234171863176) 2026-02-04T21:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The queen regains the lead with a long exasperated fuuuuuck. Kerri is now [--] clear of anyone still in this fuck fest. Standings: Kerri π - [--] Peterson - [--] K. Skrlik - [--] E. Lafrance - [--] #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2017768018504270027) 2026-02-01T01:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Beth Peterson gets on the board with a Fuck geez Louise. Does anyone know who the fuck is Louise Standings: Einarson π - [--] Peterson - [--] K. Skrlik - [--] E. Lafrance - [--] #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2017327540029768038) 2026-01-30T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Im adding fucks to both Kayla Skrlik and Emy Lafrance. I want to highlight how impressive it is for a french speaking player to shout out fucks. Thats fucking dedication right there Einarson π - [--] K. Skrlik - [--] E. Lafrance - [--] #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2016580085298450835) 2026-01-28T18:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Id like to add that if I missed one you have the responsibility to tell me what end of what game what rock and by who you think a fuck was said. I cant just fucking magically find all of them by reviewing all the tapes you know π" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2016580690381242740) 2026-01-28T18:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Finally I was starting to think we would go fuckless but the heavy favourite finally gets on the board with a short little fucks sake You absolutely cant let Kerri run away with it or you stand absolutely no fucking chance Kerri Dog - [--] Rest of field - [--] #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015970561990537435) 2026-01-27T02:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "In case anyone was still wondering yes I will be back next season. One last kick at the can with this current team. I will miss these guys. We will go in St. Johns to have some fun as always but we arent going there to bunt. We will be swinging for the fence β" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015931672978403799) 2026-01-26T23:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "What color are these NS-Black jerseys" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015580412173550022) 2026-01-26T00:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "3 hours left before the start of a brand new fuckapocalypse The ladies are up. Who will give the most fucks Ohh baby we are in for a treat Because Ill be a tad busy during the Brier Ill be donating not 1$ not 2$ but 3$ for each f-bomb Lets fucking go #FuckTicker" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2014806935632060878) 2026-01-23T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Martin Crte will also be stepping down from elite curling with his record breaking (I think) 13th Brier for QC Martin joined me in [----] and instantly made the team stronger. The curling GOAT (as in he sounds like one π) will be screaming one last time in St. Johns" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2014401996250378638) 2026-01-22T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "JF Trpanier my lead for as long as I can remember will also be retiring from elite curling following the Brier 10years ago I took a chance by joining forces with a guy who had a short curling resume. We will be playing our 6th Brier together as my longest lasting teammate" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2013998353982333071) 2026-01-21T15:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Jean-Michel Mnard will be retiring from mens curling at the end of the season. Its been a privilege to play with such a knowledgeable guy someone who truly loves this sport to its core. We will be giving absolutely everything weve got for his last Brier in St. Johns" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2013656905286062320) 2026-01-20T16:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Lets fucking go Brier bound π #TheLastOne" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2010505951623757843) 2026-01-12T00:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@fasselin94 FΓ©lix AsselinFΓ©lix Asselin posts on X about canada, events, st johns, the olympic the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Not sure its still possible but: What would happen if there was a [--] team tie for the last [--] spots Only [--] TB draw available so would they do [--] games for [--] winners or qualify [--] directly and have the next [--] play the TB meaning the 4th team gets eliminated on shootout Madness"
X Link 2023-02-23T02:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@JosephAlviano @LouStagner Im of the ones who like to play a course and compare myself to a tour pro. That means Im ok with NOT rolling the ball back. That being said I think it will happen anyways. There are far to many PGA courses that are becoming obsolete from the increased driving distances"
X Link 2023-06-26T14:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"Official petition to have Maike be the skip so that we see BEER on every scoreboard from now on π»"
X Link 2023-07-12T01:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@bunnyette Very true. Id say I helped my cause when I made it clear to them that curling was a priority when I applied for the job even telling them to pick someone else if it was a problem. From that point on they sort of had no choice but to allow it"
X Link 2023-08-11T00:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Something quite odd about playing the biggest event of your year in August but congrats to the team from NL. YOG is a big deal Speaking of NL doesnt that just prove once again that removing the provinces at the Brier and STOH would really limit our talent pool Just askingπ"
X Link 2023-09-02T18:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"It's currently [--] degrees in Montreal it will be [--] tomorrow and we are entering week [--] of the curling seasonπ"
X Link 2023-09-04T21:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@turfcurlicenerd Ive got a true story for you. Back in like around [----] I played in a tour event in Ottawa. It was so warm that the compressor wasnt able to keep the shed cool enough for the ice to stay frozen so they installed numerous sprinklers on the roof to cool it down"
X Link 2023-09-04T21:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Instead of coffee and donuts the players will now walk into the arena to a table full of BBQ ribs and twice baked potatoes for their pre game snack Welcome to Montanas"
X Link 2023-09-15T17:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@waynemiddaugh Agreed. Removing the stone should be automatic to remove the pressure of making that decision on the non offending team. No brainer here. Homan was left with that choice and it seems like what ever one she chose it would turn out to be a bad one"
X Link 2023-09-18T23:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Can we talk about how small the crowds are for the PBI. Nearly [--] million people live in Toronto. Not sure why π€·β"
X Link 2023-09-30T23:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"When I say the curling season starts too early this week Ive finally been able to get my 1st practice in.after playing [--] competitive games over [--] events π€£"
X Link 2023-10-05T21:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"You'd be better off not having your points multiplied at the Prague Openπ"
X Link 2023-10-08T13:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"There is nothing bad about this but its quite interesting to see that elite curling spiels are mostly ran in Canada but dominated by Asian countries. They have several competitive teams. They have not reached the pinnacle of curling just yet but watch out in a couple of years"
X Link 2023-10-09T23:29Z [---] followers, 15.3K engagements
"Here is our schedule First game tomorrow morning at 7AM ET (12PM BST) against Finland Go over to if you want to watch us play live Games will be streamed there. Lets go Canada"
X Link 2023-10-13T13:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"A little reminder on how to watch us play at the World Mixed Championship. It all starts tomorrow morning against Finland at 7am ET Lets go Canada"
X Link 2023-10-13T19:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Follow this link to stream our quarter final game VS Australia at 1PM (ET) π π₯ LETS GO TEAM CANADA @CurlingCanada"
X Link 2023-10-20T15:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@Lostitshandle Does the expansion pack come with a charcuterie board @C_hodgy"
X Link 2023-10-25T16:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"The bonspiel held this weekend at my local club has more fans in the stands than last weeks Grand Slam. Its somewhat of a joke but it also isnt. When you really think about it its a BIG problem"
X Link 2023-10-27T22:57Z [---] followers, 13.4K engagements
"@bstyba Whats the price of a single draw ticket Just curious here"
X Link 2023-10-28T01:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"I held on to this for a bit and now seeking opinions: [--] team event. Uneven pools (2 of [--] and [--] of 8). When the teams make it to the playoffs should a team at 8W-0L directly get hammer on a team at 4W-4L or should they draw off from the fact the pools had an uneven # of games"
X Link 2023-11-02T19:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Youd think Id have seen everything imaginable related to curling but guess what I was wrong Halifax CC had protestors shouting and blocked people from walking in because the clubs infrastructure apperently makes noise. Police escorted them out Cant make that shit up π"
X Link 2023-11-08T00:21Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements
"@palmettocurling Italy should be playing the white stones"
X Link 2023-11-19T19:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"The curling world has been dramaless or at least very deprived of drama lately. And you know me it makes me sad π"
X Link 2023-11-29T00:12Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@TanC33 I want Corey Perry level drama but for things that are probably far less illegal than anything related to him"
X Link 2023-11-29T02:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@BYlioja Now what in the world is that Ok Ill have to google it haha π"
X Link 2023-11-29T14:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"For anybody wondering why Nunavut isn't fielding a team at this year's Scotties here are the reasons why:"
X Link 2024-01-10T21:37Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"@twinetime14 And this just ADDS to the drama of that Wild Card #4 spot"
X Link 2024-01-14T21:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"1 week has gone since losing the Tankard final. It still stings and theres this uneasiness when watching others compete. Yet there is still [--] positive thing to come out of such a hard loss: The Brier is still the undisputed best curling event in the world π₯ Yes I said it"
X Link 2024-02-04T13:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@JoCourtney89 So we can just make up new rankings now"
X Link 2024-02-07T20:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@cullenoncurling It was always going to be hard to fight against the super bowl and here we are with a game where both teams will be in the Brier regardless π¬"
X Link 2024-02-11T23:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Monday and draw #7 at the Scotties. Here are some stats from the #fuckticker so far: Pool A - [--] (86%) Pool B - [--] (14%) Average fuck per draw played - [----] Skip - [--] (86%) 3rd - [--] 2nd - [--] Lead - [--] (14%) The way Im reading this if you skip in pool A you are good at F-bombs"
X Link 2024-02-19T15:27Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements
"@gavosworld Not going to be easy to out swear the Scotties"
X Link 2024-02-22T03:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Nobody wants to see a rock pick but Kate Cameron just got one. It's late but she enters the competition with the classic ''fuck''. Einarson - [--] Homan - [--] Lilly - [--] Cameron - [--] Sweeting - [--] Peterman - [--] Potts - [--] St- Georges - [--] #fuckticker"
X Link 2024-02-23T02:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The antes are up again With Team Canada bowing out of the Scotties it means everyone is [--] F-bombs away (worth 3pts each) from at least tying the lead. Who will want it the fucking most Stay tuned #FuckTicker"
X Link 2024-02-24T18:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Torture comes in many forms. Electric shocks sleep deprivation waterboarding and forcing a team to play down 11-5 in the 8th end are all good examples"
X Link 2024-02-25T21:12Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements
"@HansFrauenlob Best played scotties in a long time. The [--] Homan vs Jones games will be classics"
X Link 2024-02-26T04:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"EJ told that fan to fuck right off and he did just that Get him outta here First entry of this event is one you hate to see but a F-bomb is a F-bomb. EJ - [--] #FuckTicker"
X Link 2024-03-02T02:39Z [----] followers, 35.8K engagements
"@FromTheHack @ScottWJones93 I give that guy [--] seconds. Give or take a couple"
X Link 2024-03-02T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@NeilBAdams I agree with EJ. But a fuck is a fuck and counts on the #fuckticker"
X Link 2024-03-02T18:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"EJ adds to his tally with a for fucks sakes You can tell EJ is a versatile curler but hes not showcasing hes a versatile user of the word FUCK EJ - [--] Kerr Drummond - [--] #FuckTicker"
X Link 2024-03-03T02:34Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements
"If you are going to kick stationary rocks might as well kick all of them Benny admitted it with a I fucking hammered the middle one. The heavy #FuckTicker favourite is onthe board and only [--] off the lead π₯ EJ - [--] Benny - [--] Kerr Drummond - 1"
X Link 2024-03-04T02:22Z [----] followers, 11.9K engagements
"@benmayhewcfp @ScottWJones93 @CurlingZone @kenpomeroy Where do you think I took these numbers from ;)"
X Link 2024-03-06T15:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@JockCartier The CZ odds are for all levels of curling COMBINED. Please dont look at them. The stats when comparing for teams in the top [--] in the world has a difference of 1% between tied without or [--] down with"
X Link 2024-03-06T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@JockCartier The odds for the top [--] in the world are posted on Trust me the difference for elite teams is 1.1%. Ive looked at these odds way too many times"
X Link 2024-03-06T16:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@JockCartier Like I said tied without is at 11.2% while down [--] with is 10.1%. Its well in within a gap where some teams style of play may fall on one side or the other for whats best for them. Google double takeout curling. Ken runs a stats website that is SOOOOO much better than CZ"
X Link 2024-03-06T16:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@JockCartier Here I took it out for you. 1.1% difference"
X Link 2024-03-06T16:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@JockCartier The sample size is huge. Its definitely counterintuitive thus why you are skeptical but as a somewhat high level team (that website has us in the top 15) I can tell you the odds are very similar. Its a subject of discussion on my team each time we get to that situation in games"
X Link 2024-03-06T17:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@JockCartier I don't think you are reading it correctly. Entering the 9th end down [--] you have 33.9%WP. If you score [--] you drop to 11.2%WP. If you give up [--] you have 10.1%WP. If you score [--] you have 89.9% entering the 10th end TO WIN THE GAME. That's not the odds of scoring a [--] in the 9th"
X Link 2024-03-06T17:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@JockCartier Exactly and the graph is good In your picture starting WP is 10.1% for [--] down with while tied without is 100% - 88.8% = 11.2% which is the same stats I gave you at first. Or you can flip the switch to WITHOUT HAMMER and you will get the 11.2% directly"
X Link 2024-03-06T17:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Joel_Krats Definitely odd. I wonder if it's a totally new rule from this season. First time I've seen this"
X Link 2024-03-10T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Final Brier #FuckTicker standings Flasch - 8π₯ EJ - 7π₯ Bretzky - 5π₯ Kennedy - [--] Jacobs - [--] Dunny - [--] Benny - [--] Rama - [--] K. Marsh - [--] Howard - [--] K. Drummond - [--] T. Smith - [--] Total fuck pts = [--] I'm a man of my word. @VINTAGESASKO how do I send my 39$ to the SASK food banks"
X Link 2024-03-11T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"A spot on a perennial Scotties contender is now up for grabs π² π«ΆπΌ https://t.co/vaW6DOgMPJ π«ΆπΌ https://t.co/vaW6DOgMPJ"
X Link 2024-03-24T00:46Z [----] followers, 14.3K engagements
"Congrats World champs We waited a long time for a new title. Ive said it god knows how many times: we better get used to it. Anyways π₯ is a better sport with the parity. Now what about the crowd is the only place in the world where you will hear this type of energy SPLIT DECISION The difference of the #WWCC2024 final came in the ninth end when @TeamHoman made a split for three to give them a two point advantage heading to the 10th. Relive it here https://t.co/tvV75TA88u SPLIT DECISION The difference of the #WWCC2024 final came in the ninth end when @TeamHoman made a split for three to give"
X Link 2024-03-25T01:45Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements
"@VAumais Oui [----]. Javais [--] and et je suis all Lowell USA avec mon pre pour regarder le championnat du monde"
X Link 2024-03-25T22:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ryanfry79 Honestly I think its the other countries. Canada has a few veteran teams that can give other countries some trouble on any given day but eventually we will need new people to play against Schwaller Mouat Whyte Retornaz etc. Thats when I think Canada could be in big trouble"
X Link 2024-04-07T23:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@51phyllis @ryanfry79 Ohh dont get me wrong I like to see the depth of Canada surpassing the one of all the other countries combined. Best way of supporting curling from grassroots all the way to the elite level. I just dont think it is on the verge of translating to wins at the world championships"
X Link 2024-04-08T00:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I jokes about the π₯ season being over. I said nothing about the news season.π Honestly Im not sure if this is good/bad news. People sell businesses for a reason but it cant be bad having big names like the ones in the Curling Group running the slams. Only time will tell π₯ Announcement π¨ The Curling Group has acquired ownership of the Grand Slam of Curling from Sportsnet. Supported by elite international curlers and industry veterans. Sportsnet will continue as the exclusive broadcaster in πREAD MORE https://t.co/NLabjRCTmS https://t.co/HBjlbNwmed π₯ Announcement π¨ The Curling Group has"
X Link 2024-04-09T15:12Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements
"Some huge news to start your week Quebec goes from having a good team to having a contender St-Georges Curling is excited to welcome @lweagle19 to our teamπ₯³ Lisa is a World Champion [--] time Olympian and [--] time Scotties Tournament of Hearts Champion. ππΌJoining forces is not just about enhancing our competitive edge; it's also about making a difference in our sportππΌ https://t.co/XZjKjG6Z9C St-Georges Curling is excited to welcome @lweagle19 to our teamπ₯³ Lisa is a World Champion [--] time Olympian and [--] time Scotties Tournament of Hearts Champion. ππΌJoining forces is not just about"
X Link 2024-04-22T13:58Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements
"Hear me out Brad Thiessen Colin Hodgson Mackenzie Zacharias David Mathers Meghan Walter Karsten Sturmay Abby Marks Skylar Ackerman All under the age of [--]. All have taken a step back from competitive curling. How can we limit losing some of Canadas best up and coming players"
X Link 2024-04-25T00:05Z [----] followers, 32.3K engagements
"@DJ_Brooks The teams playing the slam are just about all made up of teams outside of Canada OR with players over the age of [--]. Even if there was 1000000$ at each slam none of the players named above would see a penny and the same effect would likely happen"
X Link 2024-04-25T01:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@turfcurlicenerd @C_hodgy @curling_robots Trust me we dont ever make money. Whenever we win a spiel we throw it all back in the team account in order to pay for future events"
X Link 2024-04-25T13:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@truthte52543233 @coltscanada I feel like even if the slams as we know them were to disappear somebody somewhere would start a new tour in replacement. The best would be to have canadian only events. Right now we are funneling money to other countries. But thats never happening and only hypothetical"
X Link 2024-04-26T01:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Hey π₯ fans Lets try something π§ Pretend youre on a top level team playing against another top level team. It's the 9th end and youre 2UP (red) without hammer. Both teams have [--] rock left. Ice is good. Im curious whats your call Ill tell you mine tomorrow ππ€―"
X Link 2024-05-02T00:36Z [----] followers, 122.9K engagements
"@blaing99 @ryanfry79 @ryanfry79 Denmark made that open perfect freeze (red rock) at the [----] World Men Curling championship. Brent I'll let you explain what happened next π€ "
X Link 2024-05-02T23:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@mimi1212best @duane_linton An equal or slightly better result sure but with a much harder shot to make than a simple draw top [--]. Its ony good if made so Im goong for the easier shot top [--]. π"
X Link 2024-05-03T08:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Didnt have Scheffler getting arrested on my PGA Championship bingo card. Hes since just been released. Beast mode officially activated. Only thing left to decide is by how many he wins by π€£ Here is video that I took of Scheffler being arrested: https://t.co/9Tbp2tyrJh Here is video that I took of Scheffler being arrested: https://t.co/9Tbp2tyrJh"
X Link 2024-05-17T13:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Jenn_McCreath I saw people make the joke that the police officer who arrested him has a bet on Schauffele π€£"
X Link 2024-05-17T16:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@jpd_028 @lipouts @PGAChampionship @CBSSports By one of the dozens if not hundreds of TV tower mounted cameras they use. Some sport broadcast cameras sell over 100K each. This aint your regular Canon EOS R5 cameras π€£"
X Link 2024-05-20T18:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@joeyrettinger I feel like a total detective when Im browsing the web trying to find what events are where when etc. Heck I can tell you where the [----] US Open for golf is so can I please get an easy access to this falls curling schedule/information π₯²"
X Link 2024-06-12T00:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@nicsulsky @JasonKelce @killatrav Not sure how exactly all these football players are becoming interested in curling but Im all for it Hurts/Kelse vs Mahomes/Kelse π₯ doubles would be insane π€£π€―"
X Link 2024-06-22T13:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Monty22Monty2 @Reidarama @teamcarruthers Ill do it for the [----] Scotties for sure. For the Brier Im hoping not to be free and therefore not do it π€£"
X Link 2024-07-25T18:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics No. Covid is probably weaker than a cold at this point. At least in most cases of people under the age of like [--]. Lets move on like it never existed"
X Link 2024-08-08T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bc_matheson @joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics I dont have any but then again thats why I used the word probably. Before vaccination when we all ended up getting it it was worse than a cold. Now we are just about all protected. I felt a little sick a few weeks ago. Maybe it was Covid maybe not who knows"
X Link 2024-08-08T23:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@vee_terra @curling_robots @newfienisey @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics So then why did he race the 200m final"
X Link 2024-08-08T23:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@vee_terra @curling_robots @newfienisey @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics And I never made that point. Hes totally allowed to drop out if he wants to. Hes allowed to not want to give the virus to others if thats what he feels like. But all I know is there are no restrictions anymore and hes allowed to race if he feels like it"
X Link 2024-08-08T23:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@bc_matheson @joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux @CBCOlympics Not saying we need to dismiss it. All Im saying is people watching it on TV are very quick to say he should of never raced. None of us know how much effort goes into winning an Olympic medal and how much he didnt care about the virus at that moment"
X Link 2024-08-08T23:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Apperently the curling season starts this weekend at the Baden Masters in beautiful Switzerland (yes I know theoretically thats not true but these other events dont count) and I have [--] very important question for yall: Where in the fuck did the summer go π₯β"
X Link 2024-08-14T20:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Happy birthday to my pretty face π π @SmileyLaurie2 Love you ππ"
X Link 2024-08-23T15:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Making this decision with the person I love was extremely difficult. Laurie and I live and breathe through curling but it was time to put mixed doubles aside and give ourselves a break. We will be back one way or another. Stronger and better. Together Love you @SmileyLaurie2 π β€TEAM UPDATEβ€ @fasselin94 @SmileyLaurie2 https://t.co/oMsHcJJ7ik β€TEAM UPDATEβ€ @fasselin94 @SmileyLaurie2 https://t.co/oMsHcJJ7ik"
X Link 2024-08-31T15:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@PatheticPutter @SmileyLaurie2 Since [----] in Quebec women have the right to remain their own person and not be forced to become someone else. That's a good thing by the way Caugh caugh.take notes ''rest of Canada''. So it will stay ST-GEORGES. People will have to learn how to spell better"
X Link 2024-09-06T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The Everest North America Club Championship concluded yesterday. I'm not sure what to think of it so I figured I'd ask everyone what they thought. What did you think of it Did you enjoy or not I'm looking for arguments on various different aspects of this new event. Fire away"
X Link 2024-09-19T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@AndBrier It was never going to be any close to the level of play of a Brier/Scotties. Maybe it would of been better if it was tier [--] curling. Like these teams who get no TV time because they arent in slams but can still play quite well. But then again maybe this was just not the goal π€·β"
X Link 2024-09-19T21:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@tom_irvin4 @smog317 Is there any legal way to get TSN Not that we have the US events but at least its TV broadcasted curling"
X Link 2024-09-19T23:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ThatRangerDude I think my dad made it with PVC pipes about [--] years ago. I never broke it"
X Link 2024-09-27T03:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@grandslamcurl DONE β
"
X Link 2024-10-08T00:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@cullenoncurling Alright I guess Mr. Grahamslaw got or will be getting an email very soon. Cool name by the way"
X Link 2024-11-29T02:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@joeyrettinger @Devin_Heroux That or maybe because their horse isnt in the race anymore π€·β By the way Im not sure what part of sold out we dont understand but besides the draws Gushue was in it was never really sold out. Great turnout nonetheless"
X Link 2024-12-01T17:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Devin_Heroux @joeyrettinger Whats the point of buying tickets you have no intentions of using. Someone could of actually used them. Ohh and if Newfoudlanders have that much money and feel like throwing it out of the window they could just hand it out to me instead. Im open for business π€£"
X Link 2024-12-01T17:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@JerryRi48538354 Next Its already the case. Ryder cup US Open etc all have rowdy crowds. Its the new norm for sports"
X Link 2024-12-03T00:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@CraigKyle12 @Jenn_McCreath Brad Gushue can probably only fight against [--] guy in mens curling and that guy is me π€£π€£"
X Link 2024-12-04T19:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Curling just might have to add a trade deadline π€£ No but seriously its getting a bit ridiculous. I cant help but imagine all the European teams getting a chuckle every time a Canadian team announces a team change"
X Link 2024-12-05T14:49Z [----] followers, 19.4K engagements
"@Bomber_blue22 Thats the funny part Im not convinced a single team got better throughout all these changes. Maybe everybody just has a short fuse or something. I really dont know"
X Link 2024-12-06T00:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Its Friday night which means its time for poll #2 Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with the following statement: Womens curling is more fun to watch than mens curling I AGREE I DISAGREE I AGREE I DISAGREE"
X Link 2024-12-14T00:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@C_Midd77 I probably should of added Id like people to put their vote in based on the top womens teams VS the top mens teams. Lets leave the recreational curlers out of this one. Hope you casted your vote accordingly If not my mistake"
X Link 2024-12-14T00:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@C_Midd77 I understand and trust me I did on purpose to leave the I have no preference option out of the poll. Fuck yeah Its finally the Holidays. Im ready for a break from work and use that free time to see family and practice like a mad man. Merry Christmas to you too"
X Link 2024-12-14T01:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@lscan66 @rlpeppler Everything is better than the Leafs π€£"
X Link 2024-12-14T02:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"For anyone wondering Shawn is one of the main voices when Saskatchewan streams their provincial championships. Lets just say Ill be the one dragging the commentating team down π€£"
X Link 2024-12-14T22:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@CraigTheSciGuy Im a curling guy. I love curling I breathe curling. Buthear me out: Is curling really boring because of [--] straight blanks Or is curling boring because well its a boring game to the core Not fast paced no contact no real big rivalry etc And trust me I hate to say it"
X Link 2025-01-13T12:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Czar4N No way By who We need more info"
X Link 2025-01-13T23:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@medfordcurling You know Quebec isint chickening out and splitting the province in [--] so somtimes you have to travel to what seems like the other end of the world π€ͺπ"
X Link 2025-01-13T23:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Fuck yeah Fuck yeah Fuck yeah Did I say fuck yeah Brier bound π"
X Link 2025-01-20T00:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Well well well the #FuckTicker is so fucking popular that even commentators are trying to get involved π£ π₯"
X Link 2025-01-23T03:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@twinetime14 Next Gen is U27 now What happened to U25 Or are we just trying to qualify specific teams"
X Link 2025-02-07T14:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Elite #FuckTicker 1v2 game strategy would be to purposely drop to the semi final in order to get more f-bombs in and increase your odds to come out on top. Only the fucking greats can pull that one off Ladies and gentlemen start your fucking engines"
X Link 2025-02-23T01:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Alright Oakmont you have me hooked πΏ Now all Im asking for is the very same simple thing I ask for at every US Open. I want an absolute carnage #USOPEN2025"
X Link 2025-06-11T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Alright folks I need your help right now Is there a way one can watch the Open in Canada WITHOUT subscribing to Peacock then using a VPN"
X Link 2025-07-17T13:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@joeyrettinger Like sure [--] vs [--] ends saves you 30-40 minutes. Reducing thinking time of [--] minutes for each team will reduce the game of [--] minutes. [--] minutes All in the sake of watching teams run like chickens with their head cut off. Yet they played a round of golf of [--] shots in 360minπ₯Έ"
X Link 2025-07-18T00:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I was today years old when I learned Sapporo was actually a city in Ontario. Whod have thought Lets go Canadaπ"
X Link 2025-08-24T00:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I do what the fuck I want Ive decided we would run this #fuckticker like a skins game. Each step of the event makes a fuck worth more: RR fuck - 1pt PO games fuck - 2pts Page 1v2 and 3v4 fuck - 3pts Semi final fuck - 4pts Final fuck - 5pts Time to start giving a fuck π₯"
X Link 2024-02-21T23:31Z [----] followers, 13.7K engagements
"@nicsulsky Ill add that some pro sports go over [--] hours in the big events Golf is always over [--] hours Playoff hockey can go over [--] hours Tennis [--] sets go over [--] hours Average Super Bowl is 3h37min For national championships Worlds OlympicsI like [--] ends. For everything else 8"
X Link 2025-02-16T23:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Fucking right After seing Einarson add to her total in the 7th end of the semi final Homan stole the [----] #FuckTicker with a great celebration fuck What a way to end this fucking thing Homan - [--] π₯ Einarson - [--] π₯ Njegovan - [--] Skrlik - [--] Brown - [--] Karwacki - [--] π€©"
X Link 2025-02-24T03:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im here to report that Trey Yesavage throws splitters and curling rocks π€£ @TannerHorgan"
X Link 2025-10-30T01:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Is there any way for someone from Canada to watch the US Olympic Trials WITHOUT a VPN"
X Link 2025-11-13T01:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@TarrChristine Tour events do but they arent on TV. Brier and Scotties dont run simultaneously. Same for mens and womens worlds"
X Link 2025-11-21T22:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Did you cast your vote You better fucking vote [--] days left before the Olympic π₯ Trials I was thinking about it wouldnt this be the perfect time for the 1st ever battle of the sexes #FuckTicker as both events run simultaneously Men vs Women Reply to this poll if you want me to run it and who you think will win [--] days left before the Olympic π₯ Trials I was thinking about it wouldnt this be the perfect time for the 1st ever battle of the sexes #FuckTicker as both events run simultaneously Men vs Women Reply to this poll if you want me to run it and who you think will win"
X Link 2025-11-21T23:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@cullenoncurling Selena will wonder how she didnt have 1more point to win the game and then she will realize that she had a nose double to score [--] in the 5th end and somehow decided to draw for [--] while 5-1 down. My bad but that cant happen"
X Link 2025-11-23T17:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Did we just go through the first [--] full days completely fuckless And they call themselves athletes #FuckTicker"
X Link 2025-11-24T14:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Some of the VAR is in and here is the tally: Team Dunstone adds [--] and Team Epping adds [--] over a [--] minute time frame while Team Homan opens the fucks on the ladies side. Official standings: Men - [--] Women - [--] Are we witnessing fucking greatness here #FuckTicker"
X Link 2025-11-24T19:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"When you think about the spirit of curling you instantly think of Colleen. There was never a day where she didnt smile never a day where she didnt give absolutely everything she had to the game. She was loved by all and loved everyone just as much. RIP Collen π https://t.co/RYsrkgyBuz https://t.co/RYsrkgyBuz"
X Link 2025-11-25T19:17Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements
"Ia few years ago when I got on That Curling Show Colleen Jones told me off air how much she loved following the #FuckTicker. So in her honour lets get back to it Team Dunstone added [--] fuck yesterday Team Jacobs have [--] this morning only Standings: Men [--] fucks Women [--] fuck"
X Link 2025-11-26T14:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Lighthouse0107 She was all in into curling. She dedicated her life to the game. She pushed the barriers for women for women in curling and for women in sports in general. A true pioneer. I had the pleasure of speaking to her several times and it was always great. She will be missed greatly"
X Link 2025-11-26T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Fuck these hacks they have them sliding all over the fucking place. Val get Team Einarson on the board for the ladies. If there is one glimmer of hope its with this fucking team. Give them every single TV game Standings: Men - [--] fucks Women - [--] fucks #FuckTicker"
X Link 2025-11-26T19:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sefrook Not sure Fleury has that in her tbh"
X Link 2025-11-26T23:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Hello #FuckTicker fans Its the Olympic Trials playoffs This weekend Im also in a WCT spiel so I will need your help to keep track of fucks Heres what I need: [--]. What game what shot [--]. Who gave a fuck Ill update the standings when I can Its time to FUCK"
X Link 2025-11-27T17:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Yall know you can always count on me to ask the tough curling questions nobody else seems to want to ask. Here is one: If Blacks team was to win the Olympic Trials does Curling Canada run the Trials in [--] years from now or do they strait up select the representatives"
X Link 2025-11-28T20:22Z [----] followers, 12K engagements
"@CdnLatics True. If they did they would keep it. Now whats your opinion on what CC does in the case they dont make the playoffs for example Im not saying I wish they eliminated the Trials but Im asking myself if they would consider doing so. π€·β"
X Link 2025-11-28T20:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@simonjnelson I know. The only thing is CC does get a good chunk of cash from Own The Podium the canadian Olympic committee and stuff like that so if Canadas results are not as good money does get impacted in a way"
X Link 2025-11-28T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@pauldris No you become reps by deserving it. And you deserve it by winning the only event worthy enough to make you deserving. The Olympic Trials. Sports are meant to be played on the ice/field/pitch/course and not just awarded IMO. That being said it will take a lot to beat Homan"
X Link 2025-11-28T21:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@cull_17 Mouat is the favourite for sure but it always comes down to [--] game regardless what they have done in the past or what they have do leading to a final at the Olympics. A few teams definitely have a chance to beat them on any given day"
X Link 2025-11-29T03:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@CraigKyle12 If you ask me Id keep the Trials as is and send to the Olympics whoever would beat the dominant team. I think the dream of accomplishing something everyone thinks isnt possible is important to keep players in the game. That being said Im scared they wont go this way"
X Link 2025-11-29T12:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@AndreaMakarchuk Canada only has [--] teams in the top [--] on the ladies side. Korea has [--]. At this point Canada is really not that deep. I do agree however that the Olympic Trials of YOUR country can sometimes feel like a better show than the Olympics themselves"
X Link 2025-11-29T19:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Congratulations to Team Homan and Team Jacobs for their win this week at the Trials. Good luck at the Olympics Go Canada π"
X Link 2025-11-30T05:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@JfcmurphyJo The Pfister brothers have played in [--] World Championships for Switzerland back in 2015-2016-2018. Not their first rodeo. Then they sort of faded away and came back for the Philippines in [----]. They are still pretty new to the average fan"
X Link 2025-12-10T22:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@cullenoncurling I assume this is because they want the winning team to have a PED test right after. Regardless I find it so silly"
X Link 2025-12-12T00:53Z [----] followers, 96.5K engagements
"Ive never been more confused π€£ Oh nothing to see here.just the launch of Curling's first pro league π₯ The world's first true mixed gender professional sports league is about to ROAR π₯ Meet Rock League π https://t.co/Z1DWWNxqNs More news to come Thursday π Let the roster debates on social begin π€£ https://t.co/P8jofMZ0Br Oh nothing to see here.just the launch of Curling's first pro league π₯ The world's first true mixed gender professional sports league is about to ROAR π₯ Meet Rock League π https://t.co/Z1DWWNxqNs More news to come Thursday π Let the roster debates on social begin π€£"
X Link 2025-12-16T15:47Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements
"@turfcurlicenerd I know Ive been watching whenever I can on PDC TV. Im an awful dart player yet I get totally ecstatic watching it Its a total riot"
X Link 2025-12-29T16:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Joanna2Mom It wont need to be inforced because everyone will follow the rules. As for the hog line the new sensors were trialled a couple of times already and will be used at the Olympics. Its a question of time before Curling Canada has a set for their events. Its coming"
X Link 2026-01-06T19:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@jeffreyslen Many players will step down after this season as the quad is over. For many it will be the last one most notably Brad Gushue. I am personally not going away π"
X Link 2026-01-14T23:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@glogan86 @Indig2S When joining force with JM he was 3rd and I was skipping. Things were not smooth sailing so we made the switch to the current lineup mid November [----]. The team name on social media only switched to Team Menard after the [----] Brier"
X Link 2026-01-22T13:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mkimtennis Retirement or not we would of had a bog party in St. Johns regardless"
X Link 2026-01-22T23:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Wilbix I work for a gold mine. This aint gold π"
X Link 2026-01-26T00:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Jean-Michel Mnard will be retiring from mens curling at the end of the season. Its been a privilege to play with such a knowledgeable guy someone who truly loves this sport to its core. We will be giving absolutely everything weve got for his last Brier in St. Johns"
X Link 2026-01-20T16:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Martin Crte will also be stepping down from elite curling with his record breaking (I think) 13th Brier for QC Martin joined me in [----] and instantly made the team stronger. The curling GOAT (as in he sounds like one π) will be screaming one last time in St. Johns"
X Link 2026-01-22T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What color are these NS-Black jerseys"
X Link 2026-01-26T00:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In case anyone was still wondering yes I will be back next season. One last kick at the can with this current team. I will miss these guys. We will go in St. Johns to have some fun as always but we arent going there to bunt. We will be swinging for the fence β"
X Link 2026-01-26T23:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@truthte52543233 Ok at least Im not crazy. Im curious to hear why you think they should cut it down"
X Link 2026-02-05T03:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Holly fuck We will be playing Brad Gushue in draw #1 of the Brier. The Mary Browns center will be filled to the brim Lets hope we can get [--] or [--] fans to cheer for us in this [----] seat barn π Lets go QC π₯"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:11Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements
"@webrunt @therealkali"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@OilerJohn My only take is it was wild and with the professionalisation of the game it was only a matter of time before a situation occurred what ever the premise was"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@therealkali"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@millennials4_wp You can double even triple touch the handle before the rock reaches the hog line. The granite part you can never touch"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@MDerscher I can tell you curling authorities where already looking into the possibility of having such cameras. Nothing new here. Now that doesnt mean they are looking for people who deliberately cheat. I suspect nobody of that. We have just become too slack on enforcing the set rules"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"SWE vs CAN just said move over Skrlik vs Sturmay let the big boys fucking take care of the mind games πππ"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:19Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"Curling has officially reached the point where we need some sort of a VAR system at the highest level. You need to be able to have video review of your opponents as well as a way to prove you didnt do anything wrong. π₯"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:57Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements
"So I was wondering can a curling team who made a shot so bad that the setup is far worse after they threw it call a double touch on themselves and thus forcing the opponents to set the rocks back π
Loophole alert"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:57Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements
"@PrezSadoff Or on the last shot of an end where you are trying a tough shot for [--] and accidentally raise an opposing stone in for a steal. Double tap and we pick up the score of [--] π
Im obviously kidding I suggest nobody should/would do that"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So I was wondering can a curling team who made a shot so bad that the setup is far worse after they threw it call a double touch on themselves and thus forcing the opponents to set the rocks back π
Loophole alert"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:57Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements
"Curling has officially reached the point where we need some sort of a VAR system at the highest level. You need to be able to have video review of your opponents as well as a way to prove you didnt do anything wrong. π₯"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:57Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements
"SWE vs CAN just said move over Skrlik vs Sturmay let the big boys fucking take care of the mind games πππ"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:19Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"@GameofStonesPod yall can check off bold prediction #8 π
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X Link 2026-02-13T22:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Holly fuck We will be playing Brad Gushue in draw #1 of the Brier. The Mary Browns center will be filled to the brim Lets hope we can get [--] or [--] fans to cheer for us in this [----] seat barn π Lets go QC π₯"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:11Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements
"Its the Olympics. Its the biggest event there is every quadrennial. Holly fuck How it it even possible that [--] teams have played [--] games while the rest of the field has only played [--] Why on earth did SWE and GBR play the last draw instead of CAN and SUI π€―"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Maybe I missed something but since when is the Manitoba gauntlet [--] teams instead of 32"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The queen regains the lead with a long exasperated fuuuuuck. Kerri is now [--] clear of anyone still in this fuck fest. Standings: Kerri π - [--] Peterson - [--] K. Skrlik - [--] E. Lafrance - [--] #FuckTicker"
X Link 2026-02-01T01:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Beth Peterson gets on the board with a Fuck geez Louise. Does anyone know who the fuck is Louise Standings: Einarson π - [--] Peterson - [--] K. Skrlik - [--] E. Lafrance - [--] #FuckTicker"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im adding fucks to both Kayla Skrlik and Emy Lafrance. I want to highlight how impressive it is for a french speaking player to shout out fucks. Thats fucking dedication right there Einarson π - [--] K. Skrlik - [--] E. Lafrance - [--] #FuckTicker"
X Link 2026-01-28T18:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Id like to add that if I missed one you have the responsibility to tell me what end of what game what rock and by who you think a fuck was said. I cant just fucking magically find all of them by reviewing all the tapes you know π"
X Link 2026-01-28T18:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Finally I was starting to think we would go fuckless but the heavy favourite finally gets on the board with a short little fucks sake You absolutely cant let Kerri run away with it or you stand absolutely no fucking chance Kerri Dog - [--] Rest of field - [--] #FuckTicker"
X Link 2026-01-27T02:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In case anyone was still wondering yes I will be back next season. One last kick at the can with this current team. I will miss these guys. We will go in St. Johns to have some fun as always but we arent going there to bunt. We will be swinging for the fence β"
X Link 2026-01-26T23:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What color are these NS-Black jerseys"
X Link 2026-01-26T00:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"3 hours left before the start of a brand new fuckapocalypse The ladies are up. Who will give the most fucks Ohh baby we are in for a treat Because Ill be a tad busy during the Brier Ill be donating not 1$ not 2$ but 3$ for each f-bomb Lets fucking go #FuckTicker"
X Link 2026-01-23T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Martin Crte will also be stepping down from elite curling with his record breaking (I think) 13th Brier for QC Martin joined me in [----] and instantly made the team stronger. The curling GOAT (as in he sounds like one π) will be screaming one last time in St. Johns"
X Link 2026-01-22T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"JF Trpanier my lead for as long as I can remember will also be retiring from elite curling following the Brier 10years ago I took a chance by joining forces with a guy who had a short curling resume. We will be playing our 6th Brier together as my longest lasting teammate"
X Link 2026-01-21T15:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Jean-Michel Mnard will be retiring from mens curling at the end of the season. Its been a privilege to play with such a knowledgeable guy someone who truly loves this sport to its core. We will be giving absolutely everything weve got for his last Brier in St. Johns"
X Link 2026-01-20T16:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Lets fucking go Brier bound π #TheLastOne"
X Link 2026-01-12T00:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
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