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# ![@earnestbet Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1542330671556870147.png) @earnestbet ernest

ernest posts on X about twitter, mexico, mid, how to the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/interactions)
![Engagements Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1542330671556870147/c:line/m:interactions.svg)

- [--] Week [------] +1,535%
- [--] Month [-------] -74%
- [--] Months [----------] +967%
- [--] Year [----------] +35,681%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/posts_active)
![Mentions Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1542330671556870147/c:line/m:posts_active.svg)

- [--] Week [--] no change
- [--] Month [--] +23%
- [--] Months [--] -6.40%
- [--] Year [---] +170%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/followers)
![Followers Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1542330671556870147/c:line/m:followers.svg)

- [--] Week [-----] +1.10%
- [--] Month [-----] +2%
- [--] Months [-----] +37%
- [--] Year [-----] +185%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1542330671556870147/influencer_rank)
![CreatorRank Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1542330671556870147/c:line/m:influencer_rank.svg)

### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  5.88% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  4.9% [countries](/list/countries)  3.92% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.94% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.96% [formula 1](/list/formula-1)  0.98% [products](/list/products)  0.98% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  0.98%

**Social topic influence**
[twitter](/topic/twitter) 2.94%, [mexico](/topic/mexico) 2.94%, [mid](/topic/mid) 1.96%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 1.96%, [fb](/topic/fb) 1.96%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 1.96%, [$flex](/topic/$flex) 0.98%, [linkedin](/topic/linkedin) 0.98%, [the end](/topic/the-end) 0.98%, [end of](/topic/end-of) 0.98%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@castleb0y](/creator/undefined) [@bovrilg](/creator/undefined) [@damnahad](/creator/undefined) [@tyler02020202](/creator/undefined) [@coolpilled](/creator/undefined) [@dearhaunt](/creator/undefined) [@jdabknee](/creator/undefined) [@frontwardz](/creator/undefined) [@naansequitur](/creator/undefined) [@jlmsophie](/creator/undefined) [@unclegworl](/creator/undefined) [@wannabfisherman](/creator/undefined) [@ballingerii](/creator/undefined) [@viralmanager](/creator/undefined) [@meatsical](/creator/undefined) [@amanwhoisalsoa](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Flex Ltd. Ordinary Shares (FLEX)](/topic/$flex) [Autozone Inc (AZO)](/topic/autozone) [Lululemon Athletica Inc (LULU)](/topic/$lulu)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"linkedin just rubs me the wrong way like why is everybody trying to flex on me like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2019978666403647759)  2026-02-07T03:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@castleb0y wait deadass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022153677147189644)  2026-02-13T03:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BovrilG by the end of the film"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022154184817357087)  2026-02-13T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"dandruff so bad i went to the autozone and bought four hats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2016265079390417245)  2026-01-27T21:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"got high drank a celsius and pulled my standing desk out for what i expected to be a productive morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2021648322885562797)  2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"LA never felt isolating to me i literally had to leave because i was just too connected the crews ran too deep i was getting too lit. it was becoming to be a problem just unsustainable. living there felt like one perpetual hangout. i never got anything done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/2022772567031816228)  2026-02-14T20:38Z [----] followers, 97.6K engagements


"@coolpilled kind of respect the fact they decided to settle in ohio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1638667662573309953)  2023-03-22T22:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i think about romance like [--] hours a day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1641484910308507649)  2023-03-30T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dearhaunt twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1671918191591800833)  2023-06-22T16:28Z [----] followers, 31.5K engagements


"one day imma get shot for riding my bike down these dirt roads im not supposed to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1677410588966756352)  2023-07-07T20:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"storms approaching"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1688993474975084544)  2023-08-08T19:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"they got my ass babysitting iidk what tf im doing. he started crying so i just started bouncing him on my leg and singing frank ocean n he calmed down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1768687006047940619)  2024-03-15T17:13Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements


"u like my new tattoo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1801356098848571883)  2024-06-13T20:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"kitty cat cloud here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1809342722530242671)  2024-07-05T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@damnahad just listened to this on high volume during my potty break and i think my roommates might think i was watching someone getting their ass blasted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1811939027286917565)  2024-07-13T01:41Z [----] followers, 24.1K engagements


"taking a picture of light in my room like its something crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1858630366812401706)  2024-11-18T21:56Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements


"happy thanksgiving four years ago today i was sitting in a texas jailhouse eating the best coleslaw i ever ate waiting for the bail bondsman to come pick me up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1862236928000823389)  2024-11-28T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"something irreparable happens to the human psyche when someone with a twitter account moves to new york city"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1870581701094855065)  2024-12-21T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i dont know :/ i feel like this hat looks cartoonishly tall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1870918097432969679)  2024-12-22T19:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"just got approved for a mid century thick walls parking included silverlake apartment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1876693291619557624)  2025-01-07T18:12Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements


"this and a homoerotic best friend in the cut who sometimes services you on really drunk nights every 7-8 months https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1878171611246788976)  2025-01-11T20:06Z [----] followers, 107.7K engagements


"things will work out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1890656780251804093)  2025-02-15T06:57Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements


"i use a fagcent during job interviews because i feel it makes them trust me more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1892671734941094092)  2025-02-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 516K engagements


"@damnahad i always compliment the shoes too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1892680608049959207)  2025-02-20T20:59Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements


"@JDabknee success rate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1892811965866631512)  2025-02-21T05:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements


"only time the sun comes into my room is when i angle my window to reflect it inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904199681909133702)  2025-03-24T15:52Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements


"what state do u love in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1905716407591157944)  2025-03-28T20:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"im trying so hard not to throw up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1905932102723625223)  2025-03-29T10:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"met a girl last night. i sent her a shirtless pic and she sent me a poster for a reading next week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1906421771701776703)  2025-03-30T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i dont need a lot of attention just a little understanding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1909706421937357133)  2025-04-08T20:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"five hours at the library cause i know how to handle it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1911217015471374371)  2025-04-13T00:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"in [----] i lost $12k and was homeless for three years after producing an adaptation of this short story. i thought he (the director) would see my sacrifice as a grand romantic gesture and fall in love with me. it never happened and we also never got the rights to distribute Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1914917469308989940)  2025-04-23T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"schizophrenic at the library is demanding that the staff remove the invisible children who are molesting her pictures and stealing her voice and im lowkey on her side"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915186907916755241)  2025-04-23T23:31Z [----] followers, 121.4K engagements


"they called the cops. like oh lets antagonize the girl who took a risk and put herself out there psychotically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915191020704366662)  2025-04-23T23:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@frontwardz her thoughts were so pure it scared them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915254908619808831)  2025-04-24T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@naansequitur theres a regular at my library that prints out images of ancient artifacts in the shape of cubes and puts them in a green folder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915455657626787970)  2025-04-24T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i think its concerning that everybody walks around with shit plugged in their ears constantly pumping sound into their heads. like the utter disbelief i get from people when i tell them i spend 4-6 hrs at the library with nothing but my work and my thoughtsit worries me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1915539199278923777)  2025-04-24T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"just had one of those mythic facebook marketplace encounters with a girl so beautiful i gasped. she didnt know the seats in her mercedes went downtwo minutes in and im already conduit for discovery. now shell always have a piece of me with her (free vintage oak mirror)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1924948286265565423)  2025-05-20T22:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"kissing someone from fb marketplace and then fumbling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926010724544905679)  2025-05-23T20:21Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements


"every time i move my life gets smaller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1928547415600120252)  2025-05-30T20:21Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements


"@jlm_sophie no just buy and sell from fb marketplace wherever i end up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1928895648172028182)  2025-05-31T19:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@_uncle_gworl even mid people were hot back then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1930044375251464291)  2025-06-03T23:30Z [----] followers, 122.6K engagements


"fucked his lookalike last night. i think im finally ready to move on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1930359582133760323)  2025-06-04T20:22Z [----] followers, 27.7K engagements


"hanging out with straight guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1936627156085567857)  2025-06-22T03:27Z [----] followers, 40.3K engagements


"nightcapping with lesbians"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1936677297719009749)  2025-06-22T06:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i tipped the canoe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1941343709553099192)  2025-07-05T03:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"what i really liked about the older iphone cameras is how hot the highlights got so i've been overexposing every patch of light for the sake of nostalgia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1942272191992848581)  2025-07-07T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"19 hrs to austin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1943012241927999577)  2025-07-09T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"first night in austin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1943917027552620837)  2025-07-12T06:15Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"very very cute american expat from mexico city was over last night. i was drinking wine straight from the bottle as he lay there naked while i showed him pictures of all the pretty girls i follow on twitter. he yawned told me i talk like a straight guy got dressed and left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1944477444229988686)  2025-07-13T19:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"these austin bitches are not fucking w my swag i thought it was country asf down here but everyones in Lululemon or got microbangs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944523428209283235)  2025-07-13T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"getting drinks with a girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1947842858079166930)  2025-07-23T02:15Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements


"took a long lunch break and missed my bus now i have to hike all the way home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1948816178954338658)  2025-07-25T18:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"anybody else feel the horrible weight of being an animal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1949170138546409880)  2025-07-26T18:09Z [----] followers, 53.6K engagements


"third date. meeting her family. trying to pass as lowk closeted tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1949948986044932307)  2025-07-28T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@tyler02020202 its supposed to be once a week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1950621088733446230)  2025-07-30T18:14Z [----] followers, 76.6K engagements


"i chased a woman for four years before she let me hit. most guys my age dont have that kind of patience or taste for romance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1954912628914172149)  2025-08-11T14:27Z [----] followers, 138.6K engagements


"conversely i chased a man for four years and he never let me hit. now we we dont speak; we pretend to hate each other because there are no cards left to play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1954916885251633521)  2025-08-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my mother grew up in rural mexico in an adobe house with no power and no tooth brush until she was [--] and now i cant get her to stop holding onto trash. like this paperclip and used birthday candle is not essential to u ma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1955943754734460967)  2025-08-14T10:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"feeling nostalgic for the dappled light window i had in my first LA apartment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1958478616930419069)  2025-08-21T10:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"do you have the courage and strength to be a 27-year-old loser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1961424499825398006)  2025-08-29T13:43Z [----] followers, 331.8K engagements


"it used to be realistic for a woman to simply want a little apartment some plants a little cat and a working man. but we don't live in that america anymore. now beautiful women want botox before they even turn 30"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1962131953529802842)  2025-08-31T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"accidentally left my car in drive (parking break was on) with the keys in the ignition while i sat in the coffee shop for three hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1962208972020072944)  2025-08-31T17:40Z [----] followers, 78K engagements


"i like you. i see a lot of my ex in you and i like that about you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1962920854666301460)  2025-09-02T16:49Z [----] followers, 201.5K engagements


"very concerning the amount of recent male mutuals whove abandoned the cause to cozy up with their freshly pulled and stunningly beautiful female partners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1964116691203273046)  2025-09-06T00:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"every woman i reject ends up with a finer man and that honest to god alleviates a lot of guilt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1965797601930002777)  2025-09-10T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"there's a sense of security in not being wanted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966126808178594184)  2025-09-11T13:08Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements


"broke bitchless riding around in a hoopty. but i was happy. by god i was fucking happy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966269949254475972)  2025-09-11T22:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"one time i was asked if i'd rather smash dakota johnson or sydney sweeney and when i said dakota all my homies laughed at me because that was "gay option" https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4 https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966511573574287464)  2025-09-12T14:37Z [----] followers, 10.1M engagements


"@wannabfisherman thank you for having my back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966518524966326281)  2025-09-12T15:05Z [----] followers, 376.9K engagements


"lowk all of my relationships have looked like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966557727229923746)  2025-09-12T17:41Z [----] followers, 859.8K engagements


"i dream about the girl i fell in love with when i was [--] more than any other person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966569495998177407)  2025-09-12T18:27Z [----] followers, 99K engagements


"@BallingerII take a wild guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966584032956731833)  2025-09-12T19:25Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements


"in the last one we survived a flood. i remember us tiptoeing around our history while i scraped together a makeshift camp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966603139445887038)  2025-09-12T20:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@tyler02020202 protracted adolescence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966614198936383632)  2025-09-12T21:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"youll never marry a poor man and ill never get over my ex. were perfect for each other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1966903460638720380)  2025-09-13T16:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my uncle in mexico married poor. he didnt have much to offer but he could build her a house with his bare hands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1972325762461245582)  2025-09-28T15:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"what men want is a woman that knows exactly how to control them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1977570132487778386)  2025-10-13T03:00Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements


"i can be your placeholder boyfriend. i really dont mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1977889932363411859)  2025-10-14T00:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i stopped in the middle of the road and turned off my headlights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1983858277789077714)  2025-10-30T11:27Z [----] followers, 337.2K engagements


"love when a mutual goes private. now i got you all to myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1984416615824257245)  2025-11-01T00:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"cops told me to go home after seeing me ride on the main road"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1984678062839976020)  2025-11-01T17:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my love language is bringing up my ex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/earnestbet/status/1985015801238433849)  2025-11-02T16:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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@earnestbet Avatar @earnestbet ernest

ernest posts on X about twitter, mexico, mid, how to the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

Engagements: [------] #

Engagements Line Chart

  • [--] Week [------] +1,535%
  • [--] Month [-------] -74%
  • [--] Months [----------] +967%
  • [--] Year [----------] +35,681%

Mentions: [--] #

Mentions Line Chart

  • [--] Week [--] no change
  • [--] Month [--] +23%
  • [--] Months [--] -6.40%
  • [--] Year [---] +170%

Followers: [-----] #

Followers Line Chart

  • [--] Week [-----] +1.10%
  • [--] Month [-----] +2%
  • [--] Months [-----] +37%
  • [--] Year [-----] +185%

CreatorRank: [-------] #

CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence

Social category influence technology brands 5.88% social networks 4.9% countries 3.92% travel destinations 2.94% stocks 1.96% formula 1 0.98% products 0.98% fashion brands 0.98%

Social topic influence twitter 2.94%, mexico 2.94%, mid 1.96%, how to 1.96%, fb 1.96%, in the 1.96%, $flex 0.98%, linkedin 0.98%, the end 0.98%, end of 0.98%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @castleb0y @bovrilg @damnahad @tyler02020202 @coolpilled @dearhaunt @jdabknee @frontwardz @naansequitur @jlmsophie @unclegworl @wannabfisherman @ballingerii @viralmanager @meatsical @amanwhoisalsoa

Top assets mentioned Flex Ltd. Ordinary Shares (FLEX) Autozone Inc (AZO) Lululemon Athletica Inc (LULU)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"linkedin just rubs me the wrong way like why is everybody trying to flex on me like that"
X Link 2026-02-07T03:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@castleb0y wait deadass"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@BovrilG by the end of the film"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"dandruff so bad i went to the autozone and bought four hats"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"got high drank a celsius and pulled my standing desk out for what i expected to be a productive morning"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"LA never felt isolating to me i literally had to leave because i was just too connected the crews ran too deep i was getting too lit. it was becoming to be a problem just unsustainable. living there felt like one perpetual hangout. i never got anything done"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:38Z [----] followers, 97.6K engagements

"@coolpilled kind of respect the fact they decided to settle in ohio"
X Link 2023-03-22T22:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"i think about romance like [--] hours a day"
X Link 2023-03-30T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@dearhaunt twitter"
X Link 2023-06-22T16:28Z [----] followers, 31.5K engagements

"one day imma get shot for riding my bike down these dirt roads im not supposed to"
X Link 2023-07-07T20:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"storms approaching"
X Link 2023-08-08T19:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"they got my ass babysitting iidk what tf im doing. he started crying so i just started bouncing him on my leg and singing frank ocean n he calmed down"
X Link 2024-03-15T17:13Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements

"u like my new tattoo"
X Link 2024-06-13T20:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"kitty cat cloud here"
X Link 2024-07-05T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@damnahad just listened to this on high volume during my potty break and i think my roommates might think i was watching someone getting their ass blasted"
X Link 2024-07-13T01:41Z [----] followers, 24.1K engagements

"taking a picture of light in my room like its something crazy"
X Link 2024-11-18T21:56Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements

"happy thanksgiving four years ago today i was sitting in a texas jailhouse eating the best coleslaw i ever ate waiting for the bail bondsman to come pick me up"
X Link 2024-11-28T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"something irreparable happens to the human psyche when someone with a twitter account moves to new york city"
X Link 2024-12-21T21:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"i dont know :/ i feel like this hat looks cartoonishly tall"
X Link 2024-12-22T19:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"just got approved for a mid century thick walls parking included silverlake apartment"
X Link 2025-01-07T18:12Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements

"this and a homoerotic best friend in the cut who sometimes services you on really drunk nights every 7-8 months https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL https://t.co/IUGsHnyTUL"
X Link 2025-01-11T20:06Z [----] followers, 107.7K engagements

"things will work out"
X Link 2025-02-15T06:57Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements

"i use a fagcent during job interviews because i feel it makes them trust me more"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:24Z [----] followers, 516K engagements

"@damnahad i always compliment the shoes too"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:59Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements

"@JDabknee success rate"
X Link 2025-02-21T05:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements

"only time the sun comes into my room is when i angle my window to reflect it inside"
X Link 2025-03-24T15:52Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements

"what state do u love in"
X Link 2025-03-28T20:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"im trying so hard not to throw up"
X Link 2025-03-29T10:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"met a girl last night. i sent her a shirtless pic and she sent me a poster for a reading next week"
X Link 2025-03-30T19:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"i dont need a lot of attention just a little understanding"
X Link 2025-04-08T20:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"five hours at the library cause i know how to handle it"
X Link 2025-04-13T00:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"in [----] i lost $12k and was homeless for three years after producing an adaptation of this short story. i thought he (the director) would see my sacrifice as a grand romantic gesture and fall in love with me. it never happened and we also never got the rights to distribute Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW Everything is green https://t.co/GYopPjEMMW"
X Link 2025-04-23T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"schizophrenic at the library is demanding that the staff remove the invisible children who are molesting her pictures and stealing her voice and im lowkey on her side"
X Link 2025-04-23T23:31Z [----] followers, 121.4K engagements

"they called the cops. like oh lets antagonize the girl who took a risk and put herself out there psychotically"
X Link 2025-04-23T23:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@frontwardz her thoughts were so pure it scared them"
X Link 2025-04-24T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@naansequitur theres a regular at my library that prints out images of ancient artifacts in the shape of cubes and puts them in a green folder"
X Link 2025-04-24T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"i think its concerning that everybody walks around with shit plugged in their ears constantly pumping sound into their heads. like the utter disbelief i get from people when i tell them i spend 4-6 hrs at the library with nothing but my work and my thoughtsit worries me"
X Link 2025-04-24T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"just had one of those mythic facebook marketplace encounters with a girl so beautiful i gasped. she didnt know the seats in her mercedes went downtwo minutes in and im already conduit for discovery. now shell always have a piece of me with her (free vintage oak mirror)"
X Link 2025-05-20T22:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"kissing someone from fb marketplace and then fumbling"
X Link 2025-05-23T20:21Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements

"every time i move my life gets smaller"
X Link 2025-05-30T20:21Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements

"@jlm_sophie no just buy and sell from fb marketplace wherever i end up"
X Link 2025-05-31T19:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@_uncle_gworl even mid people were hot back then"
X Link 2025-06-03T23:30Z [----] followers, 122.6K engagements

"fucked his lookalike last night. i think im finally ready to move on"
X Link 2025-06-04T20:22Z [----] followers, 27.7K engagements

"hanging out with straight guys"
X Link 2025-06-22T03:27Z [----] followers, 40.3K engagements

"nightcapping with lesbians"
X Link 2025-06-22T06:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"i tipped the canoe"
X Link 2025-07-05T03:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"what i really liked about the older iphone cameras is how hot the highlights got so i've been overexposing every patch of light for the sake of nostalgia"
X Link 2025-07-07T17:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"19 hrs to austin"
X Link 2025-07-09T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"first night in austin"
X Link 2025-07-12T06:15Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements

"very very cute american expat from mexico city was over last night. i was drinking wine straight from the bottle as he lay there naked while i showed him pictures of all the pretty girls i follow on twitter. he yawned told me i talk like a straight guy got dressed and left"
X Link 2025-07-13T19:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"these austin bitches are not fucking w my swag i thought it was country asf down here but everyones in Lululemon or got microbangs"
X Link 2025-07-13T22:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"getting drinks with a girl"
X Link 2025-07-23T02:15Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

"took a long lunch break and missed my bus now i have to hike all the way home"
X Link 2025-07-25T18:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"anybody else feel the horrible weight of being an animal"
X Link 2025-07-26T18:09Z [----] followers, 53.6K engagements

"third date. meeting her family. trying to pass as lowk closeted tonight"
X Link 2025-07-28T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@tyler02020202 its supposed to be once a week"
X Link 2025-07-30T18:14Z [----] followers, 76.6K engagements

"i chased a woman for four years before she let me hit. most guys my age dont have that kind of patience or taste for romance"
X Link 2025-08-11T14:27Z [----] followers, 138.6K engagements

"conversely i chased a man for four years and he never let me hit. now we we dont speak; we pretend to hate each other because there are no cards left to play"
X Link 2025-08-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"my mother grew up in rural mexico in an adobe house with no power and no tooth brush until she was [--] and now i cant get her to stop holding onto trash. like this paperclip and used birthday candle is not essential to u ma"
X Link 2025-08-14T10:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"feeling nostalgic for the dappled light window i had in my first LA apartment"
X Link 2025-08-21T10:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"do you have the courage and strength to be a 27-year-old loser"
X Link 2025-08-29T13:43Z [----] followers, 331.8K engagements

"it used to be realistic for a woman to simply want a little apartment some plants a little cat and a working man. but we don't live in that america anymore. now beautiful women want botox before they even turn 30"
X Link 2025-08-31T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"accidentally left my car in drive (parking break was on) with the keys in the ignition while i sat in the coffee shop for three hours"
X Link 2025-08-31T17:40Z [----] followers, 78K engagements

"i like you. i see a lot of my ex in you and i like that about you"
X Link 2025-09-02T16:49Z [----] followers, 201.5K engagements

"very concerning the amount of recent male mutuals whove abandoned the cause to cozy up with their freshly pulled and stunningly beautiful female partners"
X Link 2025-09-06T00:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"every woman i reject ends up with a finer man and that honest to god alleviates a lot of guilt"
X Link 2025-09-10T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"there's a sense of security in not being wanted"
X Link 2025-09-11T13:08Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements

"broke bitchless riding around in a hoopty. but i was happy. by god i was fucking happy"
X Link 2025-09-11T22:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"one time i was asked if i'd rather smash dakota johnson or sydney sweeney and when i said dakota all my homies laughed at me because that was "gay option" https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4 https://t.co/ixIQoHO4E4"
X Link 2025-09-12T14:37Z [----] followers, 10.1M engagements

"@wannabfisherman thank you for having my back"
X Link 2025-09-12T15:05Z [----] followers, 376.9K engagements

"lowk all of my relationships have looked like this"
X Link 2025-09-12T17:41Z [----] followers, 859.8K engagements

"i dream about the girl i fell in love with when i was [--] more than any other person"
X Link 2025-09-12T18:27Z [----] followers, 99K engagements

"@BallingerII take a wild guess"
X Link 2025-09-12T19:25Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements

"in the last one we survived a flood. i remember us tiptoeing around our history while i scraped together a makeshift camp"
X Link 2025-09-12T20:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@tyler02020202 protracted adolescence"
X Link 2025-09-12T21:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"youll never marry a poor man and ill never get over my ex. were perfect for each other"
X Link 2025-09-13T16:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"my uncle in mexico married poor. he didnt have much to offer but he could build her a house with his bare hands"
X Link 2025-09-28T15:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"what men want is a woman that knows exactly how to control them"
X Link 2025-10-13T03:00Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements

"i can be your placeholder boyfriend. i really dont mind"
X Link 2025-10-14T00:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"i stopped in the middle of the road and turned off my headlights"
X Link 2025-10-30T11:27Z [----] followers, 337.2K engagements

"love when a mutual goes private. now i got you all to myself"
X Link 2025-11-01T00:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"cops told me to go home after seeing me ride on the main road"
X Link 2025-11-01T17:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"my love language is bringing up my ex"
X Link 2025-11-02T16:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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