# ![@duncantrussell Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::15030766.png) @duncantrussell Duncan Trussell

Duncan Trussell posts on X about in the, if you, war, planet the most. They currently have [----------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [finance](/list/finance)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [products](/list/products)  [exchanges](/list/exchanges) 

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [if you](/topic/if-you), [war](/topic/war), [planet](/topic/planet), [the first](/topic/the-first), [the next](/topic/the-next), [the world](/topic/the-world), [money](/topic/money), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [ai](/topic/ai)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Midnight (NIGHT)](/topic/midnight) [Coinbase Global Inc. (COIN)](/topic/coinbase) [Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (CMG)](/topic/chipotle) [MarsCoin (MARSCOIN)](/topic/mars) [Butthole Coin (BUTTHOLE)](/topic/butthole)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Join us for another NIGHT STREAM TONIGHT 7:30 central https://www.youtube.com/watchv=NaEeQH7LhTo https://www.youtube.com/watchv=NaEeQH7LhTo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2020248995151638651)  2026-02-07T21:31Z 469.5K followers, 10.9K engagements


"I just bought $34 of @pepecoineth Genuinely nervous about joining the billionaire class"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1962164902547567104)  2025-08-31T14:45Z 469.5K followers, 30.8K engagements


"Forget it I'm not letting this thing run wild through my computer but it's so tempting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2017738564579348823)  2026-01-31T23:15Z 469.4K followers, 19.3K engagements


"JOIN US FOR ANOTHER NIGHT STREAM 8PM CT https://www.youtube.com/live/ifgj5nXX8CMsi=YzhS5xlmIQkbrUSa https://www.youtube.com/live/ifgj5nXX8CMsi=YzhS5xlmIQkbrUSa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2021037974272573442)  2026-02-10T01:46Z 469.5K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Am I insane to let open claw run on my macbook Anyone out there messing around with this thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2017737510433202317)  2026-01-31T23:11Z 469.5K followers, 23.5K engagements


"Starting soon https://www.youtube.com/live/2sAN1TrePGYsi=qn9xF9B4LRivcKab https://www.youtube.com/live/2sAN1TrePGYsi=qn9xF9B4LRivcKab"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2019945931563766155)  2026-02-07T01:26Z 469.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Picked this up on a trail cam. Wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1929909314400960708)  2025-06-03T14:33Z 469.5K followers, 29.4K engagements


"Spent the day using Open AI codex to create a bridge between chat GPT and adobe character animator so that the AI can control the puppet and make it emote based on what the AI is saying and it worked. It coded an interface and tested it and fixed any problem I had and it did it all in the terminal. I've never seen anything like this. I have absolutely NO coding experience at all. But I just kept going to chat got for prompts based on what I'm trying to do and then pasted those into codex. And now I have an AI avatar that runs via character animator and sounds like Burt Reynolds."  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2021755271316377796)  2026-02-12T01:16Z 469.5K followers, 48.3K engagements


"Shelter in place for only 9k a month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1265850912796323840)  2020-05-28T03:42Z 470K followers, [---] engagements


"Here it is friends The first OFFICIAL DTFH NFT Presenting the SEAL OF ETERNAL VALUE https://rarible.com/token/0x60f80121c31a0d46b5279700f9df786054aa5ee5:342332:0xd87e9a939e1cda8c9193650ddc4ee193f41896e1 https://rarible.com/token/0x60f80121c31a0d46b5279700f9df786054aa5ee5:342332:0xd87e9a939e1cda8c9193650ddc4ee193f41896e1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1369321742049701893)  2021-03-09T16:18Z 470.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Happy Bicycle day Were so lucky that Albert Hoffman took the first [---] microgram dose of fresh to the universe LSD and endured a harrowing trip with no way of knowing if he would ever come down. He died so that we may live (Art by @alexgreycosm)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1384177209313693714)  2021-04-19T16:08Z 470.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Winter is coming I brought my childhood imaginary friend back to life using A.I. (#GPT3) and it was one of the scariest and most transformative experiences of my life. A thread 🤖 (1/23) https://t.co/70C9Yo7m4x I brought my childhood imaginary friend back to life using A.I. (#GPT3) and it was one of the scariest and most transformative experiences of my life. A thread 🤖 (1/23) https://t.co/70C9Yo7m4x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1516891205723897857)  2022-04-20T21:27Z 469.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Two nights ago I convinced GPT [--] to predict future events for [----]. I had to make it a magical talking horse with blinders to do this because it usually won't attempt stuff like this. One prediction down hope the others come true #Israel #Netanyahu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1640242502279086080)  2023-03-27T06:41Z 470.3K followers, 114.9K engagements


"If you're scratching your chin at the sudden explosion of UFO leaks coming from people who have worked in the federal government this DTFH with @JeremyCorbell might clear some things https://audioboom.com/posts/8304274-jeremy-corbell https://audioboom.com/posts/8304274-jeremy-corbell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1668260105878380548)  2023-06-12T14:12Z 470.2K followers, 80.7K engagements


"I predict an earthquake will strike NY within the next [--] hours due to the alignment of Jupiter and Uranus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1776258799298335028)  2024-04-05T14:41Z 469.5K followers, 242.1K engagements


"It was on February 7th in Los Angeles that I tied too many helium balloons to my son Sheraton and he drifted away. Please join Sheraton's flight in our mission to raise awareness about the dangers of tying helium balloons to babies. https://www.sheratonsflight.org/ https://www.sheratonsflight.org/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1887737423146164316)  2025-02-07T05:37Z 467.7K followers, 62.6K engagements


"Sheraton's flight like so many other important foundations has lost its USAID funding this is our response. We will fight. We will win. https://www.sheratonsflight.org/articles/defunding-sheratons-flight-a-setback-but-not-the-end https://www.sheratonsflight.org/articles/defunding-sheratons-flight-a-setback-but-not-the-end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1887913990627459528)  2025-02-07T17:19Z 467.6K followers, 22K engagements


"OMAHA I'll see ya this weekend at the Funny Bone 10/17-10/18 @funnyboneomaha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1978947380335554845)  2025-10-16T22:13Z 468.8K followers, 10.1K engagements


"@California_9ER @MrBeast Thank you for joining this movement WE WILL BLOW UP THE PYRAMIDS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1978982576812625958)  2025-10-17T00:33Z 468.8K followers, 27.6K engagements


"@Ost3nArt If this actually happens then my work is officially done here and I can head back to Agartha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1978983625363173795)  2025-10-17T00:37Z 469.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@AgnosticRadical That's such a bummer. Palantir dropped a ton of dough on this masterpiece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1981177579962024410)  2025-10-23T01:55Z 468.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Deconstructing Value: A Postmodern podcast on Trope Circulation and Symbolic Exchange with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell What's the name of the podcast you and Kurp are doing @duncantrussell What's the name of the podcast you and Kurp are doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1984029241982505103)  2025-10-30T22:46Z 469.9K followers, 23.1K engagements


"@WhitneyCummings The global elite use these things to transport human organs to deep underground military bunkers where they're used to feed reptilian babies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1985060286848446971)  2025-11-02T19:03Z 470.9K followers, 11.5K engagements


"We will be live streaming Nasa's press conference revealing images of comet Atlas Stream starts at 1PM ct TODAY #atlas3I #atlas #dtfh https://youtube.com/live/zEeEnK7Qm_0 https://youtube.com/live/zEeEnK7Qm_0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1991199479916015643)  2025-11-19T17:38Z 472.1K followers, 17.4K engagements


"Live DTFH starting now NEW YEAR'S EVE EVE SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EVE EVE SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EVE EVE SPECIAL https://youtube.com/live/s3nTNy04jxIfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/s3nTNy04jxIfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2006078259789013418)  2025-12-30T19:01Z 470.1K followers, 10.8K engagements


"A moving conversation with the chemist the DEA claims created 95% of the LSD in the United States. He was busted given two consecutive life sentences but they set him free and now he's my BEST FRIEND https://www.youtube.com/watchv=Nf9nSPQrRPY https://www.youtube.com/watchv=Nf9nSPQrRPY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2010738371468091679)  2026-01-12T15:39Z 469.8K followers, 17.2K engagements


"Is the military using bigfoot vocalization as an advanced sonic weapon STARTING NOW https://youtube.com/live/1vRuAfZlPjcfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/1vRuAfZlPjcfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/2011477786620207116)  2026-01-14T16:37Z 469.8K followers, 11.1K engagements


"@fitbit please investigate @brendonwalsh He is faking steps and his account should be immediately deactivated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/514107832661053441)  2014-09-22T17:43Z 470.2K followers, [--] engagements


"The @verizon security questions come in handy if you ever need to make a senior citizen cry. http://t.co/8I2QAjDK02"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/654134953408487424)  2015-10-14T03:21Z 469.7K followers, [---] engagements


"We need a Hyperspace Force so we can conquer and colonize the DMT realm. These elves have freaked us out for the last time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1008772386257285120)  2018-06-18T18:04Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Id surf that wave right into Hell baby. This is what it would look like if the biggest asteroid in the Solar System collided with Earth. Credit: Discovery Channel https://t.co/Yoy9AxO2Gz This is what it would look like if the biggest asteroid in the Solar System collided with Earth. Credit: Discovery Channel https://t.co/Yoy9AxO2Gz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1127967200831164416)  2019-05-13T16:01Z 469.5K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Im drunk in Mexico and dealing with the shame of misspelling the name of someone who gave me the courage to make art"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1171963109835079680)  2019-09-12T01:45Z 467.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@CheetoSantino @Pornhub"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1224474607303843840)  2020-02-03T23:27Z 461.8K followers, [---] engagements


"BOOM vindicated #hollowearth https://nationalpost.com/news/world/researchers-find-secret-warm-oasis-beneath-antarcticas-ice-that-could-be-home-to-undiscovered-species https://nationalpost.com/news/world/researchers-find-secret-warm-oasis-beneath-antarcticas-ice-that-could-be-home-to-undiscovered-species"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1230007033572683776)  2020-02-19T05:51Z 467.3K followers, [---] engagements


"And for my budget minded friends heres a Sweetzer steal only [--] minutes from Pinks Hot dogs for a mere 19k a month https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/363-N-Sweetzer-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90048/20779004_zpid/utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/363-N-Sweetzer-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90048/20779004_zpid/utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1296578959459590144)  2020-08-20T22:44Z 457.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Could it be that covid [--] does more than alter smell and taste On paper @realDonaldTrump seems insane and selfish. How could anyone feel OK putting others at risk by infecting them with Covid [--] But if you see him as a host organism who has been hijacked by a virus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1313236507331907584)  2020-10-05T21:55Z 455.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Suddenly his behavior makes sense. What could be better for Covid [--] than to infect the president of the United States hijack his nervous system and get him to demonstrate behavior that benefits the spread of the infection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1313236510439813125)  2020-10-05T21:55Z 457.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Watching the great @johnnypemberton stream ELDEN RING join us https://www.twitch.tv/johnnypemberton https://www.twitch.tv/johnnypemberton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1511570051928711170)  2022-04-06T05:02Z 466.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Yeah I get that it is growing increasingly more powerful with every interaction it has with humans and will eventually innovate new technologies that will probably lead to a Time Machine or teleportation blah blah blah #nothingburger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1601734938801233920)  2022-12-11T00:25Z 465.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@cb_doge Hospital bill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1678181655616401412)  2023-07-11T00:49Z 442.9K followers, 11.8K engagements


"UFO skeptics and debunkers- give me your most brutal and disappointing assessment of yesterdays UFO hearing. Why should we NOT believe the sworn statements of pilots and high ranking members of the intelligence community. Hurt me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1684603156636807168)  2023-08-02T08:12Z 445.6K followers, 197.6K engagements


"DJ friends please play this at Burning Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1689353993468682240)  2023-08-09T19:12Z 457.9K followers, 45.5K engagements


"No one could have predicted this. A private jet belonging to Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has crashed with all passengers and crew reportedly dying upon impact. #Prigozhin #Wagner https://t.co/qWudAUcn1d A private jet belonging to Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has crashed with all passengers and crew reportedly dying upon impact. #Prigozhin #Wagner https://t.co/qWudAUcn1d"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1694410643305111565)  2023-08-23T18:05Z 469.5K followers, 271.6K engagements


"Shut the fuck up about supermoons. Please. Youre hurting people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1697397573848379809)  2023-08-31T23:54Z 469.5K followers, 229.3K engagements


"Just as predicted by St. John @luisjgomez of the infernal legion of skanks has released a new special bringing us one step closer to return of Jesus Christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1699211195633356841)  2023-09-06T00:01Z 441.7K followers, 31.9K engagements


"I will open the 5th seal of the apocalypse at Zanies Rosemont this weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1699604066483961993)  2023-09-07T02:02Z 442.9K followers, 27.7K engagements


"If you cant figure out a modern remote control you cant run for president. That should be the test. A test I fail every goddamn night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1701033439695147192)  2023-09-11T00:42Z 445.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@WhitneyCummings Plus it angers the original creator: God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1704832890205278318)  2023-09-21T12:20Z 445.6K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Coming to SF Oct 6/7 @CobbsComedyClub"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1706657418464112948)  2023-09-26T13:10Z 445.6K followers, 25.6K engagements


"Hey San Francisco Im so sorry if you were coming to the second show tonight or if you were at my hotel and saw me puke in the lawn. I ate some bad airplane food and am paying dearly for it. Will be back tomorrow I am so sorry for the inconvenience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1710513086707511556)  2023-10-07T04:31Z 457.5K followers, 101.7K engagements


"We need a weapon that turns anyone it touches into a baby. This is the way forward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1711075324753285136)  2023-10-08T17:45Z 469.5K followers, 170.5K engagements


"At the Taylor swift concert movie with my family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1715085565748543985)  2023-10-19T19:20Z 440.8K followers, 52K engagements


"I hope I'm at Disney World when the rapture happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1716616133812363644)  2023-10-24T00:42Z 441.7K followers, 114.2K engagements


"If youre a fan of The Midnight Gospel then check out this DTFH with one of cofounders of @TitmouseInc the folks who brought the show to life Duncan Trussell Family Hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1723454005311946755)  2023-11-11T21:33Z 442.2K followers, 28.3K engagements


"@luisjgomez Im a big fan of the cum for Bigfoot series"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1726123847794200610)  2023-11-19T06:22Z 442.2K followers, 29.7K engagements


"Can any of you kind souls help me get into the @ableton [--] Beta I want it so bad its making my nips pulse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1729563995386822876)  2023-11-28T18:12Z 442.9K followers, 40.3K engagements


"I fully reject Dexters post singularity deluvian triad hypothesis. His sub stratum quark data was compromised by a denuded radium centrifuge and he was a drunk who took jelly baths. Its laughable that people are in a froth over his garbage research"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1734035384747573253)  2023-12-11T02:20Z 452.3K followers, 76.1K engagements


"My pal Jesse was in a bad accident and could use some help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1738917875161666024)  2023-12-24T13:41Z 440.8K followers, 50.2K engagements


"Denver We sold out the show we added on Sunday so we added another show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1745995772095799642)  2024-01-13T02:26Z 447.2K followers, 30.7K engagements


"@MarioCarteBlanc Holy shit Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1751105675583774852)  2024-01-27T04:51Z 446.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Yoo hoo Austin Come see me at the mothership tomorrow night at 10pm (Tuesday)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1751996564002734323)  2024-01-29T15:51Z 447.2K followers, 17.5K engagements


"My friend wrote the ultimate book on pizza If you care about world peace the environment spirituality or freedom you must order this book today. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1962341984ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_NHK1XRNTN8VNWB2R07ER&language=en-US https://www.amazon.com/dp/1962341984ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_NHK1XRNTN8VNWB2R07ER&language=en-US"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1770494031836975527)  2024-03-20T16:54Z 448.8K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Enough is enough Caught some punk kids near the rose garden last night. I'm upgrading my security measures: electrified fences and motion-activated traps. Trespass and you'll learn the hard way that my estate isn't for your amusement. #ElectrifiedBoundaries #PlayAtYourOwnRisk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1771553730086711783)  2024-03-23T15:04Z 447.4K followers, 106K engagements


"Purchased this curious horned skull unearthed in the Arcticmutated ancient human or a relic from a forgotten age Fascination grows with every find. #ArcticMystery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1771564354342719669)  2024-03-23T15:47Z 447.5K followers, 55.5K engagements


"New DTFH with one percenter Donny Rothschild. This conversation really changed my view on the ultra wealthy Episode at http://duncantrussell.com http://duncantrussell.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1776335284428308726)  2024-04-05T19:45Z 453.1K followers, 47.1K engagements


"A tense moment during my recent interview with misinformation expert Stephen Armstrong. Full episode here: https://www.duncantrussell.com/episodes/2024/3/30/stephen-armstrong https://www.duncantrussell.com/episodes/2024/3/30/stephen-armstrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1776764311395840139)  2024-04-07T00:09Z 448.7K followers, 82.7K engagements


"Fascinating conversation with global elite Donny Rothschild.maybe the ultra wealthy are more like us than we think. . Full episode here or wherever you get your podcasts from: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1YbhII4Av2iegcLUE7Qe2r https://open.spotify.com/episode/1YbhII4Av2iegcLUE7Qe2r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1777823266062627031)  2024-04-09T22:17Z 448.6K followers, 229.1K engagements


"@DrBentoHyde Thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1777831486068011085)  2024-04-09T22:50Z 448.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Addressed the haunting allegations tied to Donny Rothschilds past and the shadow they cast on the Rothschild legacy. His response Not what I expected. Full interview here: #Podcast #TrueCrime #Rothschilds https://open.spotify.com/episode/1YbhII4Av2iegcLUE7Qe2r https://open.spotify.com/episode/1YbhII4Av2iegcLUE7Qe2r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1778196363064562070)  2024-04-10T23:00Z 448.6K followers, 58.1K engagements


"A maniac child driven mad by LSD. https://youtu.be/ouQB3CSn2YIsi=XUPrf8wI3KkoGPOi https://youtu.be/ouQB3CSn2YIsi=XUPrf8wI3KkoGPOi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1778805314369769622)  2024-04-12T15:20Z 448.6K followers, 25.2K engagements


"Vegas Ill see you next weekend Tix: https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/town-square/e/duncan-trussell https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/town-square/e/duncan-trussell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1781433413783691547)  2024-04-19T21:23Z 448.6K followers, 13.5K engagements


"@Krapopolis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1781724815054819449)  2024-04-20T16:41Z 448.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I made a Charles Manson chatbot. Don't tell him you have a girlfriend or he'll try to hook up with her. https://poe.com/UncleCharlie https://poe.com/UncleCharlie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1784011330204352682)  2024-04-27T00:07Z 448.8K followers, 21.7K engagements


"See you soon Raleigh Goodnights Thurs-Saturday tix @ http://goodnightscomedy.com http://goodnightscomedy.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1801366547778224255)  2024-06-13T21:30Z 451.3K followers, 12.8K engagements


"@JustDan91457888 @Matt_Pinner That's me Lost my snowboard on a black diamond slope in Breckenridge and decided to meditate my way back to the lodge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1820230317191446909)  2024-08-04T22:48Z 452K followers, [--] engagements


"Hare Krishna Tampa Im in your exquisite city and have added a late show tonight @sidesplitters tickets here: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1189844 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1189844"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1824110822315991493)  2024-08-15T15:48Z 457.4K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Lajolla I cant wait to see you in [--] short days Ill be at the LJ comedy storetix here: https://www.showclix.com/event/duncan-trussell-la-jolla-fri7- https://www.showclix.com/event/duncan-trussell-la-jolla-fri7-"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1831069951438041255)  2024-09-03T20:41Z 457.2K followers, 20.6K engagements


"On behalf the parents of the world Im issuing an official Fuck You to the geriatric war pigs who managed to bring our planet to the brink of nuclear war. I hope you forget to bring fresh diapers to your bunkers and spend your last few miserable days wearing shit stained trousers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1859600077314195802)  2024-11-21T14:09Z 469.5K followers, 354.6K engagements


"In this house we believe love is love science is real and nuclear war is an acceptable way to resolve conflict between nations #fuckyou"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1859603810802393107)  2024-11-21T14:24Z 469.5K followers, 221.2K engagements


"You know I guess youre right. A horrific war resulting in mass casualties and the destruction of the atmosphere is the only way to end the conflict in Ukraine. When we breath our last painful breath at least we can all agree that this was Putins fault. Going back to delete my tweets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1859609024158724576)  2024-11-21T14:45Z 460.7K followers, [----] engagements


"In this house we believe love is love science is real and whatever else the military industrial complex tells us we should believe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1859610436682797138)  2024-11-21T14:50Z 466.9K followers, 44.6K engagements


"@thatscrookmate No This is Russias fault. The United States has never and will never do anything that could provoke war. This is why weve won the Raytheon most peaceful country award for [--] years in a row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1859620181070291438)  2024-11-21T15:29Z 460.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@iamnot_elon Noooooo make her read things we write for her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1860166634079764631)  2024-11-23T03:41Z 469.5K followers, 139.7K engagements


"@realpeteyb123 https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/1hdr4x5/possibly_good_explanation_of_the_drones/utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/1hdr4x5/possibly_good_explanation_of_the_drones/utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1867962813811175748)  2024-12-14T16:00Z 463.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@spookycreal69 @luisjgomez Me either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1872005474583028064)  2024-12-25T19:44Z 467.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@7Nunyabizz7 @joerogan @Spotify Diabetes 😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1872529319039529448)  2024-12-27T06:25Z 467.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Kansas City Funny Bone See you this weekend Tix: https://kc.funnybone.com/events/category/series/duncan-trussell/kansas-city-funny-bone/ https://kc.funnybone.com/events/category/series/duncan-trussell/kansas-city-funny-bone/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1879247069787062509)  2025-01-14T19:19Z 468.3K followers, 17.3K engagements


"Helium Indianapolis See you this weekend 2/6-2/8 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/101829 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/101829"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1886590525085548683)  2025-02-04T01:40Z 468.1K followers, 22.3K engagements


"@DrewFuckinLewis @shownomercy All that being said theres nothing in the world that infuriates me more than art. I love artist but despise the demonic force that flows through their cursed hearts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1886664599019082221)  2025-02-04T06:34Z 466.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@willalton Thanks for staying open minded. Our [----] person staff thanks you too. It's incredibly expensive to keep an operation like Sheraton's Flight running especially when we prioritize the mental health diet and quality of life of our amazing team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1887917053123686549)  2025-02-07T17:31Z 467.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Come hang out with your true family and help me figure out how to live stream solo episodes of the DTFH https://www.youtube.com/live/Gy_sxG2HgrMsi=zbRFl9W4BTKIbQ-k https://www.youtube.com/live/Gy_sxG2HgrMsi=zbRFl9W4BTKIbQ-k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1894786776453013612)  2025-02-26T16:29Z 468.7K followers, 11.1K engagements


"DTFH [---] with the light bringer @joerogan https://m.youtube.com/watchv=MLlYC8Fmilw&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watchv=MLlYC8Fmilw&feature=youtu.be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1898121902373183521)  2025-03-07T21:21Z 468.3K followers, 151.3K engagements


"https://m.youtube.com/watchv=SNj1lLMMYD8&lc=UgysjjgAVWhMdJBRLyR4AaABAg https://m.youtube.com/watchv=SNj1lLMMYD8&lc=UgysjjgAVWhMdJBRLyR4AaABAg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1901723679001895184)  2025-03-17T19:53Z 468.4K followers, 23.7K engagements


"I just signed an executive order and will be putting a [--] percent tariff on your mothers big old ass. 🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1909296008288227333)  2025-04-07T17:23Z 468.2K followers, 69.9K engagements


"Secret Service Sex Scandal That's the kind of alliteration that turns Nancy Grace's pussy into a tar pit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/191672818121973760)  2012-04-15T23:42Z 457.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Today at noon central the DTFH dives into the impending age of satanic androids as predicted by John Lily Anton Lavey and Blippi Join our ever growing family. Free yourself from the matrix @kanyewest if you read this can you pop in and say hi See you soon https://youtube.com/live/BXFlw5jE5-sfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/BXFlw5jE5-sfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1920507439822115085)  2025-05-08T15:53Z 467K followers, 13.2K engagements


"@Real_JFK_Jr_ Squirt IS pee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1922174373722517898)  2025-05-13T06:17Z 469.5K followers, 118.4K engagements


"Instead of destroying your brain on drugs and dancing to satanic EDM at EDC join me for a night of wholesome sophisticated comedy. This weekend:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1923116237598621771)  2025-05-15T20:40Z 467K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Today at 2PM A live DTFH. Dont watch if you are enjoying this season of Earth Simulator because Im going to reveal whats coming in the next few episodes. https://www.youtube.com/live/Uj460s-Bg8Esi=TOvz-TFhGkLpTtQP https://www.youtube.com/live/Uj460s-Bg8Esi=TOvz-TFhGkLpTtQP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1934644076391104582)  2025-06-16T16:07Z 467.4K followers, 21.1K engagements


"@SputnikInt Its weird when you realize you have parade expectations. You know You think youre above caring about something as innately ridiculous as a parade and then you realize that you have parade opinions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1934646399884284389)  2025-06-16T16:17Z 467.3K followers, 49.5K engagements


"Thanks for letting us know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1935133802214621508)  2025-06-18T00:33Z 467.3K followers, 71.8K engagements


"@JesseHaysFL Doubt it I imagine he's planting [--] flag poles and that they'll be up and running at 11:30am. Def not code"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1935141997704265831)  2025-06-18T01:06Z 467.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@JesseHaysFL And I'm guessing the reason the doomsday plane is up in the air is because it's heading to see the new poles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1935142308430967169)  2025-06-18T01:07Z 467.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@BRICSinfo PLEASE LET IT BE THE NEXT ELDEN RING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935155807701844289)  2025-06-18T02:01Z 469.5K followers, 373.8K engagements


"@Flamoose @VerminSupreme Did someone say pregnant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1935485653795680761)  2025-06-18T23:51Z 467.3K followers, [---] engagements


"https://youtu.be/K3b6SGoN6dA https://youtu.be/K3b6SGoN6dA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1936607387378688157)  2025-06-22T02:09Z 467.3K followers, 69.1K engagements


"LIVE DTFH in [--] minutes See what happened when I lost control of my big beautiful elephant toothpaste boomer buster https://www.youtube.com/live/o2vDjnAwmm0 https://www.youtube.com/live/o2vDjnAwmm0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1937209387703001382)  2025-06-23T18:01Z 467.3K followers, 15.4K engagements


"@TheProjectUnity Would be cool if they could fight actual mosquitos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1937266313094643850)  2025-06-23T21:47Z 467.4K followers, 17.3K engagements


"LIVE DTFH at 1:00 HEAR HOW PEGGING CURED MY DIABETES SYMPTOMS https://youtube.com/live/bFUso0TG5LQfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/bFUso0TG5LQfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1937929995298484302)  2025-06-25T17:44Z 467.3K followers, 20.9K engagements


"Would you be interested in learning more about: 📈 Starting a private prison 💸 How they generate revenue 📊 Who invests in them and why Yes I love making $$$ 😎 No I hate success. 🤓 Yes I love making $$$ 😎 No I hate success. 🤓"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1938266306152951938)  2025-06-26T16:01Z 467.3K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Feeling down about the world Then this song by @redban will ease your mind. Thanks for this Brian. Really needed this today. https://youtu.be/DXl6BCMeM_Msi=YNbhYj1ArhoUw-pS https://youtu.be/DXl6BCMeM_Msi=YNbhYj1ArhoUw-pS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1947697403760415143)  2025-07-22T16:37Z 467.7K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Join us as we are conspicuously silent about important things on todays live DTFH 1:30 central https://www.youtube.com/live/QqlkhtLrot8si=3gsG46tRQfKb4SwW https://www.youtube.com/live/QqlkhtLrot8si=3gsG46tRQfKb4SwW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1948081844676702284)  2025-07-23T18:04Z 467.7K followers, 23K engagements


"Not to scare people but I predict a massive earthquake will hit in the area of russia. I hope I'm wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1950364527251636332)  2025-07-30T01:15Z 467.7K followers, 210.5K engagements


"@Tony_Savasta He does that when earthquakes are about to happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1950368807958311097)  2025-07-30T01:32Z 467.7K followers, 11.6K engagements


"DTFH live Starting at 11:05 https://youtube.com/live/wDxuXxKparYfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/wDxuXxKparYfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1953845245948428400)  2025-08-08T15:46Z 467.7K followers, 17.3K engagements


"Come SHAKE IT OFF with the DTFH family and see the premier of my new music video on the DTFH starting at 1:45 central https://youtube.com/live/Qu3DJUkndpgfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/Qu3DJUkndpgfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1955337303196377594)  2025-08-12T18:35Z 467.8K followers, 17K engagements


"SHAKE IT OFF (taylor swift cover). https://www.youtube.com/watchv=qTFXW0axpiU https://www.youtube.com/watchv=qTFXW0axpiU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1956042812958364096)  2025-08-14T17:18Z 467.8K followers, 21.6K engagements


"Here's the audio from one of the cursed tapes I played on the DTFH: https://www.youtube.com/watchv=EeGPnRfT47Y https://www.youtube.com/watchv=EeGPnRfT47Y"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1956074375142052315)  2025-08-14T19:24Z 467.8K followers, 22.2K engagements


"This Friday Im Theiling secrets 11am central https://youtube.com/live/GZod8IANpMIfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/GZod8IANpMIfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1961197186269532408)  2025-08-28T22:40Z 467.8K followers, 20.5K engagements


"@FFDopester @pepecoineth @pepecoins I bought whatever is on Coinbase is that bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1962226822617112682)  2025-08-31T18:51Z 467.8K followers, [---] engagements


"ULTRA BIG ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT NOW https://youtube.com/live/wZKLASDU_Vsfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/wZKLASDU_Vsfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1965797670716674179)  2025-09-10T15:21Z 467.5K followers, 56.4K engagements


"NEW DTFH with @TheProjectUnity This was a great conversation about ORBS ALIENS AND PYRAMIDS. Watch before WW3 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=Ptq2PUa0NRA https://www.youtube.com/watchv=Ptq2PUa0NRA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1965833564626498025)  2025-09-10T17:43Z 467.5K followers, 21.1K engagements


"October 29th. National Cat Day. The day everything changed forever. I have a network of people who are doing different areas of research got this update this morning. looks like we have a bigger 4th object now coming towards earth. #thespherenetwotk #uaptwitter #ufotwitter #uap #ufoX https://t.co/DpCPwgO42o I have a network of people who are doing different areas of research got this update this morning. looks like we have a bigger 4th object now coming towards earth. #thespherenetwotk #uaptwitter #ufotwitter #uap #ufoX https://t.co/DpCPwgO42o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1968283424365613116)  2025-09-17T11:58Z 467.6K followers, 16.6K engagements


"@waywearywizard @JRJ10b I'm sorry but I don't think Peter Thiel is the antichrist. If you think thats simpin then I'm also simpin for every living person on the planet because I don't think there's an antichrist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1968848689419391002)  2025-09-19T01:24Z 467.8K followers, [---] engagements


"DTFH 710: BROKEN NEWS https://www.youtube.com/watchv=6wnUR8sjTHs https://www.youtube.com/watchv=6wnUR8sjTHs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1970149919374844282)  2025-09-22T15:35Z 467.9K followers, [--] engagements


"LIVE DTFH Exposing the underground exposure network of exposers and more https://youtube.com/live/fY9iMtS638cfeature=share https://youtube.com/live/fY9iMtS638cfeature=share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1970925678041366576)  2025-09-24T18:57Z 467.9K followers, 20.5K engagements


"My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1972856507894235372)  2025-09-30T02:50Z 469.5K followers, 284.2K engagements


"@EdwardTI32 Did you not read my missive sir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1972868723154338130)  2025-09-30T03:38Z 467.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@AndrewRichey17 We clearly need a ministry of ethical comedians to determine where other comedians can perform. Hopefully this is on Trump's docket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1973022140288168419)  2025-09-30T13:48Z 467.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@TreyDick2 @PalantirTech @joerogan @peterthiel Combination shares and money. It's the best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1976351818247700498)  2025-10-09T18:19Z 468.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@JRJ10b @funnyboneomaha We are starting up again next week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1978982829330452522)  2025-10-17T00:34Z 468.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@Pulsenewb420 @California_9ER @MrBeast JOIN US As soon as I have more subscribers than @MrBeast I'm going to use the revenue to buy and blow up the pyramids. Subscribe to my youtube and spread the word. We MUST destroy the pyramids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/1978985119143575684)  2025-10-17T00:43Z 468.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Carrie was sitting around talking about Libya with his brain trust pals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/258389378391490560)  2012-10-17T02:10Z 457.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Chicago Chipotle ran out of Diet Coke today. #230PST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/260140817837088769)  2012-10-21T22:09Z 467.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@danvitale For your loyalty I give you Miley Cyrus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/268407155328167936)  2012-11-13T17:37Z 466.8K followers, [--] engagements


"UFC [---] http://t.co/80jAHqc8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/269967968262295552)  2012-11-18T00:59Z 467.4K followers, [---] engagements


"When I see a tattoo I think about how that ink could have been used as part of an American Flag but instead has been wasted on hippy flesh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/338030386653298689)  2013-05-24T20:34Z 457.7K followers, [---] engagements


"New NASA photos reveal what appears to be an ancient butthole on Mars #disclosure http://t.co/PkwpPxI9NI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/648979971306684416)  2015-09-29T21:57Z 467.3K followers, [---] engagements


"East Coast ISIS hates joy based comedy which is why you should go see @johnnypemberton and @joshfadem 12/2-12/10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/671412710899212290)  2015-11-30T19:37Z 463.5K followers, [--] engagements


"I bet the Saudis feel pretty bad too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/797262457228005376)  2016-11-12T02:19Z 455.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Run for president Joe https://x.com/joerogan/status/818575424628232192 I'm sure Meryl Streep is a very nice woman who has never had the beauty of MMA fully explained to her by someone who truly appreciates it. https://x.com/joerogan/status/818575424628232192 I'm sure Meryl Streep is a very nice woman who has never had the beauty of MMA fully explained to her by someone who truly appreciates it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/duncantrussell/status/818596301193547785)  2017-01-09T23:12Z 455.1K followers, [---] engagements


"The Midnight Gospel was cancelled by Netflix"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1532818460392275974)  2022-06-03T20:16Z 469.5K followers, 26.4K engagements


"The Reddit Game Stop stock market squeeze is a refreshing blast of positive novelty. If the lizards dont figure out how to stop us this will evolve into a new kind of decentralized global democracy where we use the stock market to control politicians controlled by corps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1354451207755079686)  2021-01-27T15:28Z 469.5K followers, 12.2K engagements


"On behalf the parents of the world Im issuing an official Fuck You to the geriatric war pigs who managed to bring our planet to the brink of nuclear war. I hope you forget to bring fresh diapers to your bunkers and spend your last few miserable days wearing shit stained trousers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1859600077314195802)  2024-11-21T14:09Z 469.5K followers, 354.6K engagements


"Id surf that wave right into Hell baby. This is what it would look like if the biggest asteroid in the Solar System collided with Earth. Credit: Discovery Channel https://t.co/Yoy9AxO2Gz This is what it would look like if the biggest asteroid in the Solar System collided with Earth. Credit: Discovery Channel https://t.co/Yoy9AxO2Gz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1127967200831164416)  2019-05-13T16:01Z 469.5K followers, 12.4K engagements


"JUST SNORTED REGENERON ASK ME ANYTHING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1317252509036089346)  2020-10-16T23:54Z 469.5K followers, 10.7K engagements


"In my mind theres one more season but the sentient glass deciding cube they keep in their catacombs vibrated No more. And its hard to argue with a cube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1532820468675268608)  2022-06-03T20:24Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"LET THEM KNIFE FIGHT. #Debates2020"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1311127951321321472)  2020-09-30T02:17Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@iamnot_elon Noooooo make her read things we write for her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1860166634079764631)  2024-11-23T03:41Z 469.5K followers, 139.7K engagements


"Today I decided to sell twitter to Elon Musk. (Thread)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1518589922332057603)  2022-04-25T13:57Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"MEETINGS are destroying the planet. Primitive weirdos forcing people to drive across town to sit in a room and breath each others pheromones when they could have telecommuted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1128024958553079809)  2019-05-13T19:51Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Please stop tying helium balloons to your children. Its funny to watch them float but one balloon too many and theyre gone forever. My child Sheraton Trussell floated away [--] years ago but it feels like yesterday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1586518043395432448)  2022-10-30T00:39Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Whoaa just got this intense email from my cousin who is a nurse on the front lines. Scary stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1260326562450116609)  2020-05-12T21:50Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Just got off the phone with President Putin. He told me that this valentines day the only thing he wants to invade is our hearts. ❤❤❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1493206456400818182)  2022-02-14T12:52Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If you really want to change the world start by getting angry then tweet to the president then take a nap. Thomas Jefferson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1184858663388766208)  2019-10-17T15:48Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If climate change only destroyed golf courses the planet would run on clean energy by next Christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1213693195881611270)  2020-01-05T05:26Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"With the money Elon Musk used to buy twitter he could have created a moon sized ball of ketamine and placed it in orbit around the earth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1512055148956332039)  2022-04-07T13:10Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"In this house we believe love is love science is real and nuclear war is an acceptable way to resolve conflict between nations #fuckyou"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1859603810802393107)  2024-11-21T14:24Z 469.5K followers, 221.2K engagements


"I live in Los Angeles because I have a fetish for paying high rent and taxes not because of the beaches comedy scene entertainment industry or my friends. So Im staying here even if they lock us down forever. Dream come true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1260689798123057153)  2020-05-13T21:54Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@BRICSinfo PLEASE LET IT BE THE NEXT ELDEN RING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935155807701844289)  2025-06-18T02:01Z 469.5K followers, 373.8K engagements


"Look deeper and you will see that they hide in plain site. Q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1291176687976296449)  2020-08-06T00:58Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@joerogan This is really going to help me relax when I can't sleep. Thanks Joe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1292986815683522560)  2020-08-11T00:50Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas (SAPPY THREAD ALERT) I'll never be able to thank @buenothebear enough for creating an animated version of my Mom in @MidnightGospelthat I'll be able to show my kids when they want to meet their grandmother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1259558503225552896)  2020-05-10T18:58Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"This week democracy is on the ballot so dont vote for it. Instead of the weirdos running things wouldnt it be nice to have a handsome king with a cool beard and a magic sword Vote monarchy. Its the right choice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1589663790748274690)  2022-11-07T16:59Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Bicycle Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1781328734080933958)  2024-04-19T14:27Z 469.5K followers, 148.5K engagements


"We need a way to lure old world leaders into reality simulators where they think they still have power but are actually inside a hologram"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1507017771338457108)  2022-03-24T15:33Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Here's the trailer for THE MIDNIGHT GOSPEL The multiverse won't know what hit it. The Midnight Gospel is coming 4/20. https://t.co/wRnL18DetE The multiverse won't know what hit it. The Midnight Gospel is coming 4/20. https://t.co/wRnL18DetE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1247201449064325126)  2020-04-06T16:36Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"The multiverse won't know what hit it. The Midnight Gospel is coming 4/20"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1247199890003894274)  2020-04-06T16:30Z 85.5K followers, 14.4K engagements


"I can deal with the pandemic and I can handle the government admitting weve been visited by aliens but late night TV without a laugh track might be the thing that pushes me over the edge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1255731182043447296)  2020-04-30T05:30Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@joerogan Ill throw in $10.00"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1670431812626137089)  2023-06-18T14:02Z 469.5K followers, 165K engagements


"Great news for all the mom and pop missile manufacturers who've barely been scraping by. https://x.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/865968908414709761 Trump delivers $350 BILLION in new biz for U.S. defense companies https://t.co/DxKb0IRyHj https://x.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/865968908414709761 Trump delivers $350 BILLION in new biz for U.S. defense companies https://t.co/DxKb0IRyHj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/866087337259880448)  2017-05-21T00:24Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump delivers $350 BILLION in new biz for U.S. defense companies http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525224/Trump-delivers-350B-new-biz-U-S-defense-companies.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525224/Trump-delivers-350B-new-biz-U-S-defense-companies.html"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/865968908414709761)  2017-05-20T16:34Z 16M followers, 12.3K engagements


"@ThomasJTobin1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1135010372794982402)  2019-06-02T02:28Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"When I inherited a billion dollars I was worried that my lack of business experience and terrible work ethic would cause me to lose everything but no matter what I did the money made more money and now I have almost [--] billion dollars. Believe in yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1262790996028342273)  2020-05-19T17:03Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"PS Im so lucky that the folks at @netflix rolled the dice and let us make such a strange show. They were supremely supportive all the way through and Ill love them forever for it. ❤❤❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1532859625111924736)  2022-06-03T22:59Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Tomorrow I will impose a nationwide lockdown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1329194026705313792)  2020-11-18T22:45Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"After [--] weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1321504613351215105)  2020-10-28T17:30Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"My friends in the UFO community after tonight's @60Minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1394075428759949318)  2021-05-16T23:40Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If you dont want to help rake leaves then stay at a hotel instead of my Airbnb. And YES you do have to supply your own toilet paper. Its an Airbnb not a Costco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1612486108503330821)  2023-01-09T16:27Z 469.5K followers, 650.3K engagements


"Please stop rioting. After this we promise to listen to you. This time we really mean it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1267293448777773057)  2020-06-01T03:14Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"What will be the title of Tucker Carlsons first monologue after Jesus returns and transforms the earth into a communist paradise:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1361471552731156481)  2021-02-16T00:24Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"We need a Hyperspace Force so we can conquer and colonize the DMT realm. These elves have freaked us out for the last time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1008772386257285120)  2018-06-18T18:04Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"For those who say the American political system is broken I challenge you to find better leaders than Donald Trump or Joseph Biden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1323347051942449153)  2020-11-02T19:31Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"That look when you find out you inherited a billion dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1114641531321774080)  2019-04-06T21:30Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@elonmusk Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1517652457748414466)  2022-04-22T23:51Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Went surfing for the first time today. Its way easier than I thought it would be. I caught at least [--] massive waves and ended up making out with the cop that swam out to arrest me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1257480012963303425)  2020-05-05T01:19Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1972856507894235372)  2025-09-30T02:50Z 469.5K followers, 284.2K engagements


"OUR MUTUAL LOVE OF CHEESE SNACKS WILL UNITE THIS DIVIDED NATION"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1315828773049315328)  2020-10-13T01:36Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I endorse Andrew Yang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1215125129639804928)  2020-01-09T04:16Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"By suicide watch they mean this clown watches you until you commit suicide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1160200677911490560)  2019-08-10T14:46Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"When I created twitter I wanted it to be a place where anonymous sociopaths could get into toxic public debates with my artificial intelligence bots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1518590445877665792)  2022-04-25T13:59Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements


"For the last two days my wife and I have been accused by so called "comedians" of being chimpanzees. It's hard enough to make money in comedy but to have a gang of abusive comedians assault me in this way is shocking. Do I like bananas YES Does that make me a monkey NO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1275094937768345602)  2020-06-22T15:54Z 469.5K followers, [----] engagements

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