# ![@crawf34 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::195201497.png) @crawf34 crawf

crawf posts on X about twitter, money, nba, white house the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::195201497/interactions)
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- [--] Month [----------] +4,457%
- [--] Months [----------] +75%
- [--] Year [----------] -32%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::195201497/posts_active)
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- [--] Months [---] -7.10%
- [--] Year [---] -42%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::195201497/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.25%
- [--] Month [-----] +1.10%
- [--] Months [-----] +2.60%
- [--] Year [-----] +12%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::195201497/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [countries](/list/countries)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [gaming](/list/gaming) 

**Social topic influence**
[twitter](/topic/twitter), [money](/topic/money), [nba](/topic/nba), [white house](/topic/white-house), [maga](/topic/maga), [murder](/topic/murder), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl), [ai](/topic/ai), [in the](/topic/in-the)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/google) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Nike Inc (NKE)](/topic/nike) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (CMG)](/topic/chipotle) [Kroger Co (KR)](/topic/kroger) [pizzacoin (PIZZACOIN)](/topic/pizza) [DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@felipemnzp @fast was the prize exposure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1314688585359130624)  2020-10-09T22:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"it is incredibly good subliminal targeting for my interests that wingstop menu items and the SNKRS "got 'em" screenshots are presented in such a graphically similar manner Yo fucking WHAT😍 https://t.co/i6xt7RiOE0 Yo fucking WHAT😍 https://t.co/i6xt7RiOE0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1347293295295139840)  2021-01-07T21:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"refer a friend to a building that loses hot water once a month and who cant respond to any kind of administrative request within six weeks for $300 Im good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1360252551694868480)  2021-02-12T15:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CraigSJ you think they'll be roasted or fried for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1364996171588980736)  2021-02-25T17:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'd like to beat the brakes off every single person who posts on nextdoor like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1395782620328382469)  2021-05-21T16:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ahammFreePress @MikeTaddow some people are saying Mike made a grave mistake with this tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1396133291070164993)  2021-05-22T15:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"this is a bread bowl from panera Here is a first look at the adidas Yeezy Knit Runner. https://t.co/0EnJGgMHab Here is a first look at the adidas Yeezy Knit Runner. https://t.co/0EnJGgMHab"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1401305092637315077)  2021-06-05T22:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"normalize not retweeting sports news accounts that have "featured on TV networks" in their bios 2021"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1408186894870106115)  2021-06-24T22:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"furniture websites: couches from $198 the $198 couch:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1414233775232401410)  2021-07-11T14:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"in breaking "professional news" it is with mixed feelings that I tell you all that I will soon no longer be managing the blogs or social for finish line and jd sports after [--] year [--] million pageviews and 101% traffic growth YOY. a few more posts coming while I tweet through it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1422653164378001414)  2021-08-03T20:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@fast how does a kite surfer represent a payment merchant company is that a big segment of your target demographic or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1428140800215592966)  2021-08-18T23:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"just in case the housing market wasn't bad enough you've got the companies alerting you to available properties doing insider trading. fuckin hate 2021"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1430209050239713283)  2021-08-24T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"they killed a kid. zero doubt in my mind SCOOP: Uvalde and Uvalde Police have hired a private law firm to fight against being required to release body camera footage and other records related to school shooting Files could be 'highly embarrassing' involve 'emotional/mental distress' it argues https://t.co/8GYMgLYJQv SCOOP: Uvalde and Uvalde Police have hired a private law firm to fight against being required to release body camera footage and other records related to school shooting Files could be 'highly embarrassing' involve 'emotional/mental distress' it argues https://t.co/8GYMgLYJQv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1537841908457918464)  2022-06-17T16:57Z [----] followers, 179.6K engagements


"@FanSince09 @CraigSJ @MostCrucified we talking covid symbiotes I can get on board with that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1563263414176063488)  2022-08-26T20:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"make the school cops stay. if they wanna be tough guys in their plate carriers and under armour compression tees they can stand a little heat #Breaking: One hundred schools in the Philadelphia School District will close early Tuesday and Wednesday because of forecasted high temperatures officials announced Monday. #Breaking: One hundred schools in the Philadelphia School District will close early Tuesday and Wednesday because of forecasted high temperatures officials announced Monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1564378634168803329)  2022-08-29T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"let's get a big happy birthday going to one of the best posters to have ever graced this website someone whose mentions are always full of people mad at his tweets and also @KDTrey5 who shares September [--] with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1575504426143748097)  2022-09-29T15:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I was at Sony on a class trip in eighth grade and they were figuring out what to name their console. one of the marketing guys said how about gamestation I said to rich paul people will play the hell outta this thing. the guy said playstation. what about PlayStation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1590546893968642048)  2022-11-10T03:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"it's fine. the climate's fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1605976524389244929)  2022-12-22T17:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"sam watching me plummet to my death for the 400th time in uncharted 4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1612217222386290690)  2023-01-08T22:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"if you'd like to avoid the latest dipshit terf/maga trend I highly recommend this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1646639151348072448)  2023-04-13T22:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"who's my favorite athlete hmm well it's scrambling for an answer sees sports illustrated on coffee table probably martha stewart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1658141129857204224)  2023-05-15T16:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the existence of a titanic sub implies the existence of a titanic dom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1670920889301626881)  2023-06-19T22:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"dodge: because when youre here youre ramily"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1673875559217258498)  2023-06-28T02:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Maine_Char oh its all cleared with the family and accounted for with the job lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674519980434419714)  2023-06-29T20:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"prosecutors instead decided to pursue him for the design of those awful air max [--] collabs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674524130052374530)  2023-06-29T21:04Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@DepressedDETN foil the answer is loosely wrapped foil. a barbecue joint by me does it and fries stay perfect. I assume places dont do it due to the cost of foil or just not caring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674545367252082694)  2023-06-29T22:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@BirdLawDS @GamboaCon yeah thats what I tell Alex we were both servers and bartenders for years and we can both tell whos bullshitting but she still gets self conscious about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674556356517588993)  2023-06-30T00:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I was literally only thinking this morning its been a few years since I played 2K maybe Ill just and yeah Im good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674564233311420416)  2023-06-29T23:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@migwebs_14 @Less_HumbleTeej Im stunned this didnt get you packed up like last nights comments about Chinese food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674564669942673408)  2023-06-30T00:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@ImbackAgain81 @Cg24091 oh my god this is incredible. hes a master"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674567710410436608)  2023-06-29T23:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"mission accomplished"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674569599491231746)  2023-06-30T00:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@WAForeskins I wouldve guessed amalfi coast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678126629615452160)  2023-07-09T20:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"when someone puts a 3:30 friday meeting on my calendar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678228533779525632)  2023-07-10T02:29Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"first look at wolverine and deadpool in 'deadpool 3'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678453320460156928)  2023-07-10T17:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"lot of people getting worked up over the icon of the seas when you should be focusing your attention on the man who walked on water that's right our lord and savior jesus christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678477356560941057)  2023-07-10T18:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"journalism is largely fucked but the students who did this reporting should be proud as hell for speaking truth to power here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678544952656027649)  2023-07-10T23:22Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"wouldve loved to have these for the fourth but theyre definitely coming back east with me for the seafood festival. another concepts banger I think the papyrus toe makes it a better overall colorway than the [----] version"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678586803903926274)  2023-07-11T02:19Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"theres a bunch of blue users and tech weirdos arguing about what time is appropriate for dinner in LA/New York and people are saying 6:30 is an impossible reservation to make because how are you finished work by then skill issue losers I log out at 4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678763206079307780)  2023-07-11T14:08Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@edzitron the new york post's transition from "something vaguely newsworthy" to "things that make people yell on social media" is complete"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678787751888449538)  2023-07-11T15:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"did I enter my credit card details on an iconography website for a free trial just so I could download this image to make a joke on twitter yes. will it perform absolutely not. do I regret it no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678839390834163713)  2023-07-11T18:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"at the anytime fitness in augusta maine lifting before work when I got the alert from ESPN or some other app. I was the guy looking at his phone for [--] minutes between sets that day big fuckin grin on my face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678869827652554752)  2023-07-11T20:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"love too walk my kid on the shoulder because property owners wont sully their literal million-dollar lots with a sidewalk for the proletariat to use safely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679142822879035395)  2023-07-12T15:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@mark_kremer buying shoes you love with zero regard for others' opinions is the best but external validation is also very pleasing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679155388254687232)  2023-07-12T15:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I very infrequently watch reels but this had me crying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1679188910201602048)  2023-07-12T18:00Z [----] followers, 5.2M engagements


"@brosandprose the "no cold pizza so I skip breakfast" make me cough I laughed so hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679199770034982912)  2023-07-12T18:43Z [--] followers, 127.7K engagements


"thinking of starting a gofundme in the wake of the larry nassar stabbing. all proceeds to go to the commissary account of the guy who stabbed him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679200988849373185)  2023-07-12T18:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@WAForeskins imagine how bad you have to be to willingly talk to someone like that on the phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1679209350995542016)  2023-07-12T19:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the account that "live" tweets the Independence Day movie over the fourth of july weekend made me consider a dumb lil project wherein I "live" tweet my first trip to the U.S. which incidentally began [--] years ago next monday with embarrassing pictures etc. y'all would mute me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679248144167751680)  2023-07-12T22:56Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"tremendously poor strategy by me to get caught up with work all afternoon and not be ready to go to the post office or gym until checks notes the afternoon rush hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1681798295205851136)  2023-07-19T22:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"coast guard employees: oh hey u guys are back early diver: oceans haunted coast guard employee: what diver: *loading a pistol and getting back in the submarine* oceans haunted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1681889264941031424)  2023-07-20T16:43Z [--] followers, 10.3K engagements


"being freed up for the evening and tossing up between dinner for one at an historic denver restaurant (buckhorn exchange for those in the know) and $2 miller lite drafts at TGI Fridays then barbie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1685730718595649536)  2023-07-30T19:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"under armour has given joel two shitty T-shirts in half a decade. fanatics can't get kelly green jerseys out before week [--]. it's time philly fans seized the means of production"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1686078104123629569)  2023-07-31T18:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"this is huge. I didn't learn about this until @JasmineLWatkins wrote a piece for me at Finish Line about it back in 2021"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1686393983042514944)  2023-08-01T15:10Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"this is one of the great sports photos of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1687204620941283332)  2023-08-03T20:51Z [--] followers, 4.9M engagements


"I hope whomever at daisy brand suggested putting sour cream in the squeeze bag packaging got a $500000 cash bonus on the spot for that idea. absolute game changer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1689349585368657930)  2023-08-09T18:55Z [--] followers, 25.5K engagements


"feds better check this guy's facebook too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1689392496672124930)  2023-08-09T21:45Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"they're going to need to deploy FEMA to new england after these release"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1689676662601039872)  2023-08-10T16:34Z [--] followers, 18.4K engagements


"changing my name to Ukraine War"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1689688002388443136)  2023-08-10T17:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


""she's my inspiration" dianne feinstein said in a statement The 101-year-old still drives a car and joins other commuters on the road in the morning to get to work. https://t.co/4PRzv4zzRY The 101-year-old still drives a car and joins other commuters on the road in the morning to get to work. https://t.co/4PRzv4zzRY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1689710190843822080)  2023-08-10T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"oh my god we just had a real life anti-masker yelling about how joe rogans show is smarter than doctors and how hes inhaled more chemicals welding stainless steel and its more dangerous than any kind of covid could impact his brain and bronobody disagrees with that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1690208707273949184)  2023-08-12T03:48Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@angelaliz_ just read earlier today that the LA times uncovered an earlier version of the script that included the dee barnes incident but it was obviously wiped out. can't expect anything truly critical when dre and cube produced (and probably funded) it but damn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1691202470318395394)  2023-08-14T21:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"were going to be watching commercials in [--] years time saying if you used twitter between [----] and [----] and were subjected to posts about catturd you may be eligible for financial compensation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1693291390581752011)  2023-08-20T15:58Z [--] followers, 116.7K engagements


"@Nasteedunx @Less_HumbleTeej dominos pizza might be mid but they have the best sides in the game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1695497691974025725)  2023-08-26T18:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@DepressedDETN my 3-year-old kid has never played a video game and she started flossing the other day. I started looking for the receipt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1695578386926887175)  2023-08-26T23:26Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@inthefade my brain literally cannot process the idea of not working. Im so happy for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1696633504963142029)  2023-08-29T21:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I never ever play video games online but a little edible and seven PGA tour wins out of the last eight starts including an 11-under win at The Players has me experiencing great hubris"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1696733964491428008)  2023-08-30T03:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"turns out the back of the garage was so overgrown I have too much green waste for the trash can. now I gotta suck up to my landlord to ask him to have someone haul it away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1697659588361982202)  2023-09-01T17:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"when I do acid and get dressed blindfolded at the goodwill near elton johns house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1698393224208175272)  2023-09-03T17:51Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"map of all the dentist practices that shut down due to lack of business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699189821955354641)  2023-09-05T22:36Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"there you have it folks: determination kills The cause of death for beloved game-show host Bob Barker at age [--] has been determined according to his death certificate. https://t.co/QBvj3JUiDY The cause of death for beloved game-show host Bob Barker at age [--] has been determined according to his death certificate. https://t.co/QBvj3JUiDY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1699203982009266573)  2023-09-05T23:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I remain amazed at how much Im enjoying PGA 2K23 and Im perfectly happy with how gender-neutral the announcer script is but the one thing that shits me is they cant even work your MyPlayer name into dialog now and again. the NBA 2K series did right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699267166296780883)  2023-09-06T03:43Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm old enough to remember when you loaded up an NBA 2K game and played basketball now whatever the fuck this shit is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699868622959808658)  2023-09-07T19:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@quinncoherent @greattweetsam I didnt know this had a name but I can do it if I squeeze my eyes shut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1700523512459649028)  2023-09-09T14:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Oliver_Stacks so he can see for miles with those colored contacts in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1700608353767178328)  2023-09-09T20:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"get mel tucker the fuck outta here but brett sokolow deserves it too for this shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1700851329705603336)  2023-09-10T12:38Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"it used to be that you could google and find a preview of an upcoming game which pointed out key matchups and players to watch and each teams advantages but now you just get article after article of SEO shit and betting lines. internets in the dirt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1700898904680829226)  2023-09-10T15:47Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"volume tweeting idk. or how many vegan cheddar crackers from whole foods store brand I could eat in one sitting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701065204174619136)  2023-09-11T02:48Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"if mark wahlberg was on the jets that wouldnt have happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1701411290831544745)  2023-09-12T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@wagatwe we havent been mutuals long enough for you to remember why my old account was permanently suspended but it was for this exact infringement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701413640774308245)  2023-09-12T01:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"fears and weapons should be the title of this stupid countrys memoirs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701916821539225835)  2023-09-13T11:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"me proudly holding up the work assignment that was due two weeks ago that everyones been yelling at me to complete and I keep comically fumbling look I did it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701940372258300213)  2023-09-13T12:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@mmmeghan I have precheck and its 9pm so the difference is probably negligible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702155200616952037)  2023-09-14T02:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I will never be able to relate to the people who have pristine high-tech looking luggage at the airport and wear designer loungewear. dont mind me and my 15-year-old backpack and uniqlo jeans that cost [--] percent of what my shoes did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702189210009227762)  2023-09-14T05:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@frazierapproves @bigsnugga goose-stepping is among the planned activities I would wager"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702324457749291034)  2023-09-14T14:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@Katerade thank you so much for coming along great to meet the husband and very glad to catch up again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1703559491571024123)  2023-09-18T00:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Galaxy OAT-53 or as researchers have abbreviated it GOAT53 NEWS🚨: Astronomers discover the largest black hole ever and it can fit [--] billion suns. We found it with gravity and bent light https://t.co/CzLTcTCpRW NEWS🚨: Astronomers discover the largest black hole ever and it can fit [--] billion suns. We found it with gravity and bent light https://t.co/CzLTcTCpRW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1704632247574466635)  2023-09-20T23:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"forgot dave weigel blocked me on this account after I called him a dipshit for yelling at an airlines twitter account because his flight was delayed like theyre the pilots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1777826881422622816)  2024-04-09T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""bounty trough" is also the name of the receptacle I eat halloween candy out of Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸 https://t.co/cyqNnIHAPC Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸 https://t.co/cyqNnIHAPC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1778545111720185895)  2024-04-11T22:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I was going to make a joke tweet about who the hell is waiting for april [--] to do their taxes but immediately envisioned someone replying some people arent able to use calendars or visit turbotax dot com so this is extremely ableist check your privilege"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1779670223995478459)  2024-04-15T00:37Z [----] followers, 24.1K engagements


"@CurtisWenis I thought billionaires ran everything through charities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1779673800013132137)  2024-04-15T00:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@spookymimixx in 15+ years of years of service industry work before o became a parent I would absolutely rather clean up after kids than deal with peoples fucking dogs in a restaurant. LEAVE THEM HOME"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1779875669607936190)  2024-04-15T14:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"a mildly insane request but: can a mutual who uses The Apps help me out with a screenshot or two I'm trying to design a marketing email and I had the bright idea to make a dating profile (for cannabis lmao) but need some visual guidance but I'm obviously not installing hinge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1779968737069736141)  2024-04-15T20:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I would rather have a root canal than participate in this I dove into Airchat Silicon Valleys latest hype app and it went as you might expect https://t.co/JRF9ERygVk https://t.co/RZ5asNwqFN I dove into Airchat Silicon Valleys latest hype app and it went as you might expect https://t.co/JRF9ERygVk https://t.co/RZ5asNwqFN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1779971895833583618)  2024-04-15T20:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I dont like to do it as a rule but Im gonna self-RT because I cant stop laughing at a post I did yesterday. stand by"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1781319839954452931)  2024-04-19T13:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this was really one of those tweet your age without tweeting your age posts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1781724346035138693)  2024-04-20T16:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"altitude is genuinely no joke Anthony Davis hands on his knees cant make it past half court. LeBron James watches Nikola Jokic as he runs right by him. https://t.co/TAudJcedBb Anthony Davis hands on his knees cant make it past half court. LeBron James watches Nikola Jokic as he runs right by him. https://t.co/TAudJcedBb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1782070337053549055)  2024-04-21T15:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Less_HumbleTeej I posted the kid once last summer just wearing a diaper from behind so her face wasnt displayed. I deleted after [--] minutes because someone bookmarked it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1782599652145037608)  2024-04-23T02:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""later this year" better mean "tomorrow night" SEVERANCE Season [--] has wrapped filming. Releasing later this year on Apple TV+ https://t.co/N9c0LeqDAD SEVERANCE Season [--] has wrapped filming. Releasing later this year on Apple TV+ https://t.co/N9c0LeqDAD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1782843854183432371)  2024-04-23T18:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@tinclock haha right. like we can go make one on squarespace in [--] minutes flat. what do you mean this one was bought for [--] billion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1782882866197680554)  2024-04-23T21:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"it's insane that the reddit definition and the british definition of that word are so very very different Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete https://t.co/6T5peGLUz3 Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete https://t.co/6T5peGLUz3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783151278643671524)  2024-04-24T15:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I know one wildcat behind the wheel who wouldn't have taken that shit no sir OKCPD arrest an Embark passenger for attacking a bus driver this past weekend sending the bus into a building at Britton & Western. The passenger demanded to get off the bus at a railroad track against regulations. What happened to the other passengers at 4:30/6pm @kfor https://t.co/TRNazMI0rb OKCPD arrest an Embark passenger for attacking a bus driver this past weekend sending the bus into a building at Britton & Western. The passenger demanded to get off the bus at a railroad track against regulations. What"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783229336243343728)  2024-04-24T20:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"(that video is absolutely bananas)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783229385295663404)  2024-04-24T20:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"there were plenty of other upsetting things to say about the washington wizards even when i was younger i used to walk by the black hebrew israelites at gallery place on my way to wizards games. it was pretty fucked up but no national reporter tried to imply that it said anything about the washington wizards basketball team. even when i was younger i used to walk by the black hebrew israelites at gallery place on my way to wizards games. it was pretty fucked up but no national reporter tried to imply that it said anything about the washington wizards basketball team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783235861435351453)  2024-04-24T20:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"its always the losers whining about crime running rampant here that have a meltdown and talk about boycotts when a white guy does a crime in another country. shut up nerd An American dad faces [--] years in prison for having a tiny bit of hunting ammo in his carry on bag in Turks and Caicos. He could miss his son growing up over this. Do not visit there until hes sent home. Let @TCIPremier know what you think about this https://t.co/ssOjS5sOPE An American dad faces [--] years in prison for having a tiny bit of hunting ammo in his carry on bag in Turks and Caicos. He could miss his son growing up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783467440048906592)  2024-04-25T12:05Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements


"@ClueHeywood @Katerade been there a couple times big fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783598344591265915)  2024-04-25T20:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"a lot of eyes are going to be focused on teams drafting the player that might save them when what they should really be paying attention to is our lord and savior jesus christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783617468356870207)  2024-04-25T22:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"it's as predictable as the sun rising in the east that every pisspants on twitter goes IMMEDIATELY for a balding joke whenever I get under their skin as if I haven't been shaving my head for [--] years. not a single bald gene in my family tree. cry more pisspants @crawf34 @ianfromphilly Worry about your hairline not my bio @crawf34 @ianfromphilly Worry about your hairline not my bio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783944353162940645)  2024-04-26T19:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lilloudsnack 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1783976290405515471)  2024-04-26T21:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Oliver_Stacks be glad you didnt. [--] and [--] were especially rough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1784057819118866941)  2024-04-27T03:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tdubbzholla ah man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1784680803634471228)  2024-04-28T20:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"*do you NOT win back-to-back chips probably don't let 38-year-olds on here either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1785345727478002114)  2024-04-30T16:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@fadecorner I gotta do a tweet that gets people so hot they send pizza to my place. bring it on losers youre the ones paying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1785446915192070556)  2024-04-30T23:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im sure consuming dozens and dozens of tweets detailing authoritarian crackdowns on children right before I go to sleep is fine for my brain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1785520286298788183)  2024-05-01T04:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"these guys are the biggest marks in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786102215511331014)  2024-05-02T18:35Z [----] followers, 4.1M engagements


"@Jerkwheatery bullseye. I'd go to war for two maybe three managers I've ever had solely because they did the same thing for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786111715542704562)  2024-05-02T19:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I wonder if I could pitch "people interested in buying a cybertruck" as a new customer demographic at work because if they'll buy this dogshit they're probably extremely easy to convince to buy something that actually does what you expect it to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786113177744253114)  2024-05-02T19:19Z [----] followers, 203.6K engagements


"I dont want to hear someone whose entire identity is founder talking about the struggle of the average american to find a job to support their families. of course theyre fucking desperate and you dont have a clue I really hate the open to work and hiring badge on LinkedIn. They seem so.desperate for all the wrong reasons. Tell me Im wrong I really hate the open to work and hiring badge on LinkedIn. They seem so.desperate for all the wrong reasons. Tell me Im wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786378568026509535)  2024-05-03T12:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"there once was a moron in nantucket who drove a 100k rust bucket he got stuck in the sand and needed a hand to elon he said Ill still suck it Tesla Cyber Truck stuck on a #Nantucket beach today. Cant make it up https://t.co/xpYvPMnWDo Tesla Cyber Truck stuck on a #Nantucket beach today. Cant make it up https://t.co/xpYvPMnWDo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786404293844615545)  2024-05-03T14:35Z [----] followers, 123.8K engagements


"how many NBA players have a brain like this and a photographic memory for plays run in-game cant be more than a dozen ever surely This is one of the coolest things Ive ever seen a sports podcast do. https://t.co/dHFgPiguzN This is one of the coolest things Ive ever seen a sports podcast do. https://t.co/dHFgPiguzN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786557501279785417)  2024-05-04T00:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"(the neon strip club billboard just out of the right-hand side of frame reads got MILF)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786570131994198198)  2024-05-04T01:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ByCSauertieg I cant remember if we ever talked about this but THC and CBD were the only things that let me sleep post-back surgery. its fucking fantastic medicine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786571353409085859)  2024-05-04T01:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"thats fahkin harry pottah from saugus high mamma mia https://t.co/HzRlRUKzxn mamma mia https://t.co/HzRlRUKzxn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786591354555957748)  2024-05-04T02:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"lmao got their ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786867348642677154)  2024-05-04T21:15Z [----] followers, 995.8K engagements


"did he drop a drake diss too Wtf has gotten into Naz Reid yo 😭 Wtf has gotten into Naz Reid yo 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786927354448654802)  2024-05-05T01:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"tired: howd you get fired on your day off wired: six automated job application rejections on a saturday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786932768489783613)  2024-05-05T01:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JustJayBBK @iamagolfguy @ThatYumiMa hes got a punchable face for sure but rustys an australian icon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786968167014646111)  2024-05-05T03:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"update: seven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1786986958654411070)  2024-05-05T05:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this kid opened twitter and decided Im gonna DM an almost-40-year-old white man Ive never followed or interacted with about rap beef"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787114068429430925)  2024-05-05T13:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lukeoneil47 fuck this is a great gift idea (not coloring books of you specifically you get what I mean) happy birthday buddy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787130421811040292)  2024-05-05T14:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KayTeeeOh @cpmaher17 thats not a strike against him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787137777546506579)  2024-05-05T15:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TedBrogan5 taylor swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787145862889521496)  2024-05-05T15:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"mom can you come pick me up yeah. they posted my tweet in a facebook group and all the nerd commenters are complaining about syllable counts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787158025242828923)  2024-05-05T16:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"abiding by the correct structure of a limerick is secondary to getting the joke off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787158632993353884)  2024-05-05T16:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mr_blah_blah_ @Beatlove91 oh this is fuckin crazy (Im better with reading than absorbing info via video) https://www.thedailybeast.com/family-wants-deeper-probe-into-suicide-of-preachers-wife-mica-miller https://www.thedailybeast.com/family-wants-deeper-probe-into-suicide-of-preachers-wife-mica-miller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787168698953847046)  2024-05-05T17:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"send the reaper drones @usairforce Does anyone else mix the pb & j first https://t.co/xVYrqxuUW5 Does anyone else mix the pb & j first https://t.co/xVYrqxuUW5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787209586920784368)  2024-05-05T19:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"you dont even need to read the rest of this incredibly damning thread to understand this motherfuckers extremely questionable at best. put him in gitmou (canadian gitmo) according to reports drake (31) and millie (13) spent the entire night together at the party. https://t.co/XXaRfUZZ0H according to reports drake (31) and millie (13) spent the entire night together at the party. https://t.co/XXaRfUZZ0H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787210651963727967)  2024-05-05T19:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@88mugsy88 brisket is hard as hell and expensive BUT a pork shoulder or rack of ribs is way cheaper and practically foolproof great place to start and hone your technique. also check out local barbecue places to see if they offer classes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787211101014294655)  2024-05-05T20:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"blue checkmark moron thinks they clean the floors with the same mop. go outside yall eating from here https://t.co/Ww9aOUXsCE yall eating from here https://t.co/Ww9aOUXsCE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787249255259807942)  2024-05-05T22:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"jason derulo is so nervous right now Fuck this rap beef. THE MET GALA IS TOMORROW Fuck this rap beef. THE MET GALA IS TOMORROW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787308082013368529)  2024-05-06T02:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"sowing: me laughing at the colorado rockies mascots name because dinger means condom in australian slang reaping: me grimacing because the kids spiderman cartoon on disney+ repeatedly refers to green goblin as gobby which means blowjob in australian slang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787480152890339497)  2024-05-06T13:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"everyone defending someone in their 30s texting a 13-year-old should be put on a list If they actually are just friends & nothing sexual was going on why would it be wrong or weird for them to be texting Like I genuinely want to know that . Again I ask yall what kind of village members do yall wanna be If they actually are just friends & nothing sexual was going on why would it be wrong or weird for them to be texting Like I genuinely want to know that . Again I ask yall what kind of village members do yall wanna be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787481913961111614)  2024-05-06T13:57Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements


"three weeks of the kids school year left before I become stay-at-home-dad-whos-also-a-fulltime-employee through september so Im thinking I should probably take a sneaky sick day and enjoy being home all alone one like and Ill do this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787493077600305356)  2024-05-06T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ESRosebud thanks ed this will make it much easier to cancel disney+ and throw my TV out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787495159220806118)  2024-05-06T14:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"knew I could count on you guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787495972269961702)  2024-05-06T14:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@thereisnojayjay none. at all. it's grooming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787519761942794332)  2024-05-06T16:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Oliver_Stacks goddamnit ollie have some self-respect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787589333903389085)  2024-05-06T21:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"billion-dollar companies: we have to lay people off to "succeed" the government: there's simply no way to implement gun control or healthcare for everybody H-E-B: we put key lime pie in a cashew nut ipso facto H-E-B should be running the country ayo @mikegolicjr clear your appointments hold all your calls https://t.co/W2VEZJTLXF ayo @mikegolicjr clear your appointments hold all your calls https://t.co/W2VEZJTLXF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787603769779200190)  2024-05-06T22:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"no idea who this dude is but he's got that shit on Gustav Magnar Witzoe at the #MetGala. https://t.co/rKXGN6nAYV Gustav Magnar Witzoe at the #MetGala. https://t.co/rKXGN6nAYV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787605827211129115)  2024-05-06T22:10Z [----] followers, 22.3K engagements


"my cousin used to do this for attention too. hed check in on Facebook at the hospital at like 4am talking about how alone he felt and then his wife would comment like why didnt you wake me up to tell me you were going to hospital. shell be back on her zionist shit by tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787891777984254335)  2024-05-07T17:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@trillharris this is a good point honestly. my retired neighbor is definitely a former landscaper and his lawn looks like green carpet between the time and chemicals he puts into it. I get jealous and feel bad because mines not the same butwe live in a high-desert climate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787903092572438781)  2024-05-07T17:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I have a good friend in menu development at the parent company and I have it on good authority theyre going to replace the death lemonade with bumps of pure colombian raw Panera Bread is reportedly set to drop its Charged Lemonade drinks which have been at the center of multiple wrongful death lawsuits. https://t.co/enA8eCtkXn Panera Bread is reportedly set to drop its Charged Lemonade drinks which have been at the center of multiple wrongful death lawsuits. https://t.co/enA8eCtkXn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787976116021403783)  2024-05-07T22:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"hey shit I became a citizen five years ago today 📸: @TheNewsan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787994846172414406)  2024-05-07T23:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"lmao seeing myself in these photos in [----] made me get back in the gym but I still treasure them. big life moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1787997701881078094)  2024-05-08T00:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RodsFromGod @TheNewsan you still do I immigrated from iran"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788005664591081663)  2024-05-08T00:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@coolhandluka_ you make a fair point. I bet wenis is reading them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788022859811504278)  2024-05-08T01:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"all the way to the capitol I don't know how far can a team go with gordon hayward on their roster I don't know how far can a team go with gordon hayward on their roster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788027441639727354)  2024-05-08T02:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"it always throws me off when someone on sports twitter gets ethered so hard they take a full [---] and start sending good wishes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788198179759870397)  2024-05-08T13:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"kith_summer_2024_final_final_real_approved_2.png (3) KITH SUMMER 5.17.24 https://t.co/tkT7cwwmfg KITH SUMMER 5.17.24 https://t.co/tkT7cwwmfg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788208710478614618)  2024-05-08T14:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@hoglord666 @ericjfink oh hell yeah happy birthday brother fink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788282482791420192)  2024-05-08T18:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@listenupnerds got any from new york's second-best restaurant (bubba gump shrimp in times square)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788321486891061418)  2024-05-08T21:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mmmeghan don't say that too loud some jobfluencer will try and recreate that thread only on linkedin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788324375634051368)  2024-05-08T21:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@amy_shee as much as it made me sick to consider when we did it you might have to cut a nap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788351562743533863)  2024-05-08T23:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RarrettBoss @bigsnugga I cant have a nice snack on my way home from work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788352582429122841)  2024-05-08T23:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CouncilwomanKGR @PhillyMayor @DBHIDS @PhillyPolice @PPD24Dist @PhillyCLIP @PHLCityHomeless @PhilaStreets @SEPTA hey everyone look how proud I am of moving at-risk people out of my line of sight disgusting behavior"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788367340083593557)  2024-05-09T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@LordDexHinton lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788383525374185622)  2024-05-09T01:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"when the first letter in "c-walk" stands for "caucasian" AT WHAT COST @kendricklamar https://t.co/vHqMyFwCy5 AT WHAT COST @kendricklamar https://t.co/vHqMyFwCy5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788600442227769688)  2024-05-09T16:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@alleiigh congrats on getting a new laptop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788602225788346587)  2024-05-09T16:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"this is so fucking embarrassing. what happened to personal shame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788602422094438890)  2024-05-09T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@zmullis lmao I do not but you're correct in saying this is the australian version of gladiators which was just called "gladiators." I remember it so vividly and all those names/faces took me right back to the 90s especially vulcan and condor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788962877849932154)  2024-05-10T16:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"tempted to email the address listed and tell him he sucks ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1788967264332460143)  2024-05-10T16:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"sometimes your internet friends leave twitter to protect their mental health so you have to do shitpost comments on other platforms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789005118186111031)  2024-05-10T18:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"no idea what's going on in my old neighborhood but I'm still getting nextdoor digest emails and every day it's a half-dozen missing pets and four pairs of keys found"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789006292293505179)  2024-05-10T18:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@no_cut_card janet jacksons right nipple super bowl xxxviii:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789096528826495396)  2024-05-11T00:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"taking the kid up there today under the guise of seeing a new museum little does she know its pie time baby I've been trying to pretend like there isn't a fantastic australian pie shop in fort collins but the urge to drive [--] minutes each way is growing and I don't think I can hold off much longer I've been trying to pretend like there isn't a fantastic australian pie shop in fort collins but the urge to drive [--] minutes each way is growing and I don't think I can hold off much longer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789283199387910216)  2024-05-11T13:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"likes mom licks mom laksa mom scholars say it was lost in translation many years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789309406099726348)  2024-05-11T14:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I am so satisfied (and I have $90 in frozen pies to go)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789370186857873598)  2024-05-11T19:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ByCSauertieg and the difference in crust between an english savory pie which is slightly more common and an australian one is vast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789371835965968645)  2024-05-11T19:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ByCSauertieg Im a terrible baker so I couldnt quantify the difference but the traditional english pork pie crust is much more firm to the point of being hard. as soon as I bit into this one I thought I could be back home again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789372550465609778)  2024-05-11T19:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RearFactory I crushed the monthly special (southwest) in a matter of bites and got a second. as far as frozen goes I got two more southwest two pepper steak two steak bacon and cheese two lamb and rosemary and four sausage rolls. kinda blacked out lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789380730021146778)  2024-05-11T19:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"cannot bring myself to like a single northern lights post on instagram"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789458997613072420)  2024-05-12T00:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dumplingmenace live look :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789460624650768512)  2024-05-12T01:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"give me a planet of the apes game built on the TLOU2 engine with similar gameplay that switches you between storylines for humans and apes in the dawn through war timelines"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789501579688558805)  2024-05-12T03:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"uncharted [--] mechanics might be better for the apes even though the combat is a lot looser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789502008015081961)  2024-05-12T03:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"ashli babbitt before she went through the window: [--] needs some help [--] needs some help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789506655492657595)  2024-05-12T04:03Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements


"I was able to turn it off Say something good about this movie. https://t.co/C9Zf3taoXQ Say something good about this movie. https://t.co/C9Zf3taoXQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789649662690959520)  2024-05-12T13:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@azninthesun oh no 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789653999009820893)  2024-05-12T13:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@fredwalton216 @TheOnion that doesnt render them unable to be eaten out. think of someone other than yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789683143680663918)  2024-05-12T15:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"spent the first half thinking about how I hadnt eaten anything for five hours and the second half determined to close out week two of the program strong. george w bush mission accomplished dot gif"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789753076632490159)  2024-05-12T20:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"why would women be attracted to me jacki Something a lot of men don't like to admit: All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women. Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective: To keep the Something a lot of men don't like to admit: All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women. Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective: To keep the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789809288581407103)  2024-05-13T00:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"thinking the system might be broken The Detroit Pistons after the worst record in the NBA and in franchise history will have the No. [--] pick in the [----] NBA Draft for the third consecutive year. The Detroit Pistons after the worst record in the NBA and in franchise history will have the No. [--] pick in the [----] NBA Draft for the third consecutive year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789855588194615401)  2024-05-13T03:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"and if anyone can identify a clown show its a trump supporter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1789855805287567800)  2024-05-13T03:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the [----] NFL season will feature flex games that will be moved to timeslots including your beloved grandparents funeral and the birth of your first child The NFL - which decided to consistently mess with the NBA's plans to have Christmas for themselves (certainly their right) - also is prepared to take on the first-ever College Football Playoff. NBC announced just now that it has received an NFL game for Saturday afternoon Dec. The NFL - which decided to consistently mess with the NBA's plans to have Christmas for themselves (certainly their right) - also is prepared to take on the first-ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790072276861231350)  2024-05-13T17:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"well I didnt exactly do *nothing* today like Id planned because having an empty house is an opportunity to clean said house without my 4yo roommate trashing it behind me so I did some tidying worked on seafood festival stuff and played some vidya games. pretty good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790141469614887225)  2024-05-13T22:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"election year and we cant identify AI images Is this real 🥹 I can taste it now with a shot of tequila https://t.co/ylUUaSADMS Is this real 🥹 I can taste it now with a shot of tequila https://t.co/ylUUaSADMS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790148656156311669)  2024-05-13T22:34Z [----] followers, 29.1K engagements


"@pussybanchan white boys too (source: me in my 20s)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790475259554013235)  2024-05-14T20:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CameronEdward_ brother old navy [--] inseams are like $16"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790509750976745815)  2024-05-14T22:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"youd think being in such an outdoorsy city people wouldnt flinch at a guy wearing [--] inseam running shorts but my walk to the liquor store for a 12-pack says otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790530848275472889)  2024-05-14T23:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I paid more than that for the version down from the [---] this is an absolute steal RARE sale on Traeger Grills Pro [---] with WiFi for $799 reg $999 https://t.co/SqWBfgknP8 Pro [--] for $389 reg$500 https://t.co/GstDNCd6LV Ironwood [---] for $1299 reg $1499 https://t.co/s7VblFazFb https://t.co/FbeT7znGh7 RARE sale on Traeger Grills Pro [---] with WiFi for $799 reg $999 https://t.co/SqWBfgknP8 Pro [--] for $389 reg$500 https://t.co/GstDNCd6LV Ironwood [---] for $1299 reg $1499 https://t.co/s7VblFazFb https://t.co/FbeT7znGh7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790777093283774643)  2024-05-15T16:11Z [----] followers, 13.2K engagements


"@kase_inpoint @PanasonicDX4500 ayyyy happy birthday pal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790817361919979687)  2024-05-15T18:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm so fucked lmao And it's a real problem as ppl w 10-15 yrs of experience are increasingly targeted in layoffs bc they command higher salaries. Those ppl have kids mortgages aging parents and every other adult responsibility. If they can't find a replacement-level job quickly they're SCREWED And it's a real problem as ppl w 10-15 yrs of experience are increasingly targeted in layoffs bc they command higher salaries. Those ppl have kids mortgages aging parents and every other adult responsibility. If they can't find a replacement-level job quickly they're SCREWED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/crawf34/status/1790864265441690001)  2024-05-15T21:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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