# ![@conan_esq Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::855947347947335680.png) @conan_esq Conan, Esq

Conan, Esq posts on X about money, ufc, in the, has been the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

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**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [ufc](/topic/ufc), [in the](/topic/in-the), [has been](/topic/has-been), [if you](/topic/if-you), [white house](/topic/white-house), [maga](/topic/maga), [just a](/topic/just-a), [instead of](/topic/instead-of), [charlie kirk](/topic/charlie-kirk)

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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Khamzat Chimaev is out of next months bout with Leon Edwards. I will be stepping up to headline the card in his place. Wish me luck boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1360329716771655680)  2021-02-12T20:47Z 36.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Um big yikes for the transparent racism in elder scrolls. Did Kirkbride write this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1360668564252839936)  2021-02-13T19:14Z 33.6K followers, [--] engagements


"My bonsais died in last summer's hellish malinger so this time and in support of localist principles I'm going to bonsai a Palo Verde"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1364702759795134464)  2021-02-24T22:24Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"I will now cast The Silmarillion beginning with Fanor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1543276449829777409)  2022-07-02T16:52Z 35.6K followers, [---] engagements


"At the press conference for one of the Conor McGregor / Dustin Poirier fights Dustin said McGregor Fast more like McGregor Sleep (riffing on Conors brand McGregor Fast) and to this day Im haunted by the fact he didnt just say McGregor Fast Asleep instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1552088163383816192)  2022-07-27T00:27Z 38.2K followers, [--] engagements


"About ten years ago I swore two intemperate oaths. 1) Not to watch any more Capeshit (either Avengers [--] or Spiderman with Jamie Foxx pissed me off); and 2) Never to eat at Panera again. And I never have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1641139309515526144)  2023-03-29T18:04Z 35.8K followers, 15.4K engagements


"Sorry that was supposed to be code red slip of the fingger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1678154037655633920)  2023-07-09T23:56Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"Scooby Doo writers flanderize Shaggy so much. Shaggy should have deductive/investigative skills and want to solve mysteries. Its a mystery solving gang. They should all have a minimum competence and interest in mystery solving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1678574280282603520)  2023-07-11T01:24Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"How do people miss the garbage truck. It comes twice a week. If you miss the green one just jam it all in the blue one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1679353993112469504)  2023-07-13T16:39Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"You guys wanna know what it means to play for keeps in politics Lets check in on what the Dems are doing to lawyers who supported Trumps election challenges in [----]. John Eastman is under the gun right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1681325619785912321)  2023-07-19T02:50Z 30.1K followers, 211K engagements


"California disagrees. The state agency in charge of attorney discipline filed a Notice of Disciplinary Charges against Eastman back in January. You can read the press release here: http://www.calbar.ca.gov/About-Us/News/News-Releases/attorney-john-eastman-charged-with-multiple-disciplinary-counts-by-the-state-bar-of-california http://www.calbar.ca.gov/About-Us/News/News-Releases/attorney-john-eastman-charged-with-multiple-disciplinary-counts-by-the-state-bar-of-california"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1681325644595212294)  2023-07-18T15:30Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"It boils down to the argument that Eastmans Constitutional theories in the Coup Memos were evidence of moral turpitude dishonesty and corruption I did an actual spit take upon reading the basis for that claim was that the DOJ said there was no election fraud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1681325649087303680)  2023-07-18T15:30Z 33.2K followers, 28.7K engagements


"Mike Tyson never commented on the percentage of people who continued to have a plan after getting punched in the face but I didnt need him to tell me about that cuz Im built diff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1686459762748329984)  2023-08-01T19:31Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"They should make the steering wheel of new cars a touch screen too Id rather crash than be dickin around with the AC and music on a got dang screen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1686851198861836318)  2023-08-02T21:27Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Book [--] rough draft is about 20% done now. Im in the zone Im cookin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1688897478366781441)  2023-08-08T12:58Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I know theres guys trying to domesticate foxes (cool) but in the main it seems to be lunatics breeding increasingly freakish bully mixes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1690390454821597184)  2023-08-12T15:51Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"All arguments aside I just dont believe it happened. Its that simple. I havent seen evidence beyond the shadow of a doubt. My gut says it never happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1690807890821758976)  2023-08-13T19:29Z 28.7K followers, 27.2K engagements


"I hate this actually youre rich by global standards crap they always say less than a dollar a day okay well they got houses and cell phones to be texting me scams on WhatsApp so apparently the dollar goes pretty far. Sentinelese are the only global poor I rate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1690826523073560576)  2023-08-13T20:43Z 29.5K followers, 25.5K engagements


"I freaking love tourist traps I do not want an "authentic experience" or to "live like a local"; I want to get drunk at no risk to myself and be catered to by well-paid staff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1691807843350126788)  2023-08-16T13:43Z 28.8K followers, 80.1K engagements


"Is getting back together after a divorce more of a higher class or lower class phenomenon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1692922785121566862)  2023-08-19T15:33Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"My neighbors just got back together after a big divorce and moved back in together I need to know if I should get out of the hood or ride the gentrification wave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1692923929743004113)  2023-08-19T15:38Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@basedagrippa They will be Thuggees who periodically attack him to keep him on his toes like Kato in Pink Panther"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1694910779122934148)  2023-08-25T03:13Z 29K followers, [---] engagements


"@basedagrippa Vivek Where are you hiding my little brown friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1694913166399164632)  2023-08-25T03:22Z 29.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich elves north of North Pole Lord knows they all just wanna have all the silver and gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1695542796013424771)  2023-08-26T21:04Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@s_r_tarnmoor Really interesting point. He does have a sort of sensuality we associate with the feminine that makes sense for him because of his extreme physicality. Hes almost feline in a lot of his movements"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1697257377660317811)  2023-08-31T14:37Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements


"If I had been there it wouldnt have gone down like that. Youd have seen some guns and overflowing toilets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1698871882291073490)  2023-09-05T01:33Z 28.8K followers, 11.5K engagements


"@ManletThorin Ayn Rand would 100% have been a gamer girl selling slimy bath water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1698927390733590783)  2023-09-05T05:13Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Actually the king hires me because I dont have the procedural or transparency limitations the cops follow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1699033285224272244)  2023-09-05T12:14Z 30.1K followers, 10.9K engagements


"MovieBobs exploration of his own unconscious remains some of the most compelling documentary footage I have ever watched"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1699443961977537011)  2023-09-06T15:26Z 30.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Many years have passed since those summer days Among the fields of barley See the children run as the sun goes down Among the fields of gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1699929796371997106)  2023-09-07T23:37Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"The Davy Jones question is actually pretty interesting. Its a little buried in the film despite the clear statement in dialog so people miss it. But he finds doomed souls and offers them a 100ye delay of deathin exchange for a horrible cursed form of life. Just a delay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700012900331716930)  2023-09-08T05:07Z 28.7K followers, 77.8K engagements


"@IceWallClimber Is that true I had assumed he began his service relatively quickly after the black pearls crew sunk him. I thought he was like [--] years into his service"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700022168359457135)  2023-09-08T05:44Z 28.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Any two pieces of electronic equipment is probably over $1000 youre just actually dumb and coping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700171530913853771)  2023-09-08T15:37Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@brdgwtrlrk That was today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700345110167498859)  2023-09-09T03:07Z 28.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@alzaabi741 @penistorturex3 I do agree the Carlos Williams poem is ugly. And its not Moebius best work either. But its the closest I could find to him drawing a village by the sea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700388930049417629)  2023-09-09T06:01Z 30.1K followers, [--] engagements


"But yeah thats Jos take but I think the Sindarin Kh can be explained by the fact that Dwarvish is a secret language and Sarumans character wouldnt really respect the Dwarves enough to be honored with Received Pronunciation. He probably just learned from texts and used"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700559507448008799)  2023-09-09T17:19Z 30.1K followers, 16.5K engagements


"Yearning for the days when Todd Howard could write the only homosexual in the game to be a nasty old pervert and theater fan named Crass Queer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700646222275776884)  2023-09-09T23:03Z 28.8K followers, 29.7K engagements


"Sean Strickland just pulled off one of the best underdog wins in UFC history against its most annoying Champion and forced star"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700729948523352522)  2023-09-10T04:36Z 30.3K followers, 36.7K engagements


"@RobertDKelley No but its at least Top Ten or so. The storyline is important with Strickland getting KOd by Pereira with the Du Plessis dramaStrickland was very overlooked in the Izzy Story but had main character energy in his own story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1700730927725555784)  2023-09-10T04:40Z 28.8K followers, [---] engagements


"If they put beeps on HVAC return air filters you would hear a lot more beeps in online videos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1701371004982092122)  2023-09-11T23:03Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Do they really expect me to believe Harriet Tubman wrote computer code so that Buzz Aldrin could go to the moon A man so fond of bead bracelets as he A woman so imaginary as she"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1702122664515838039)  2023-09-14T00:50Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"If me and MY brothers had been fighting this pisshead lemme tell you the winter problem would not have lasted much long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1702842435917988181)  2023-09-16T00:30Z 28.7K followers, [----] engagements


"CLASSIC example of the way Mediterranean (esp. Spanish) Man approaches the powers of science and technology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1702853270463750422)  2023-09-16T01:13Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Yeah I link the flame at the end of dark souls. I dont care if reddit told you its the bad ending Im loyal to the sun gods not to dark pygmies from the edge of the world trying to cover the world in hollow biomass. Im the Lord of Sunlights Top Guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1703562025614688354)  2023-09-18T00:10Z 29.5K followers, 43.1K engagements


"For years the Libtards kept using Stepford Wives as a slur and they only really stopped because nobodys wives wear pearls or keep house anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1703803543411630454)  2023-09-18T16:09Z 30.1K followers, 22.3K engagements


"Dream Theater is Stone Cold bro they would never"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1703824533390758181)  2023-09-18T17:33Z 28.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine being the first guy a parrot talked to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1703942202790138244)  2023-09-19T01:20Z 28.8K followers, 38.8K engagements


"You gotta hit the sweet spot on generational trauma. A few closely guarded family secrets of a specifically aristocratic type; tense dinners eccentric habits a decaying manse a menacing groundskeeper high-necked but translucent chiffon nightgowns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1703975670832087412)  2023-09-19T03:33Z 28.7K followers, 99.8K engagements


"Dredged up a distant memory of reading this circa age [--]. If I recall it was about Argentine family of gene-boosted post-Nazis using alien prophecy as cover to detach Ross Ice Shelf with nanotech and flood earth which they alone would survive on mile-long mega ships"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1703981814678007976)  2023-09-19T03:58Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Tired of euros acting like they own coffee terminology. It's expresso because it makes me go fast. im not calling it cafe olay just because you have bullfights all you did was add milk. It's all Americano to me. and I make it in a freedom press"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1705345984820330698)  2023-09-22T22:19Z 28.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Im rewriting Phantom of the Opera btw. In this version the Phantom is just autistic. Everyone in the Opera House plays into his charade to humor him. He kidnaps Christine and explains to her his 1:64 scale model Opera House he built in the secret grotto"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1707096974246420725)  2023-09-27T18:16Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I speak now to all the unwelcome right wingers polluting the Tolkien Fandom. I will address the matters of Racism in Tolkien once and for all. Tolkien was racist but Black People arent Orcs. I will explain: 1/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1707229858638782489)  2023-09-28T03:04Z 38.2K followers, 243.9K engagements


"Note how carefully he denies Jewish ancestry. He calls them gifted playing into well known stereotypes of Jews forming cabals and manipulating nations. How he claims his Germanic heritage and carries a German name with pride despite serving against her in the War"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1707229877034717197)  2023-09-28T03:04Z 28.7K followers, 27.9K engagements


"Bearing his service to England and prestigious professorship consider these lines: they read as a man being careful to avoid censors as the nation anticipated another war. This is a POLITICAL denunciation not a moral one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1707229883766882527)  2023-09-28T03:04Z 29K followers, 24.3K engagements


"After all wasnt Tolkien engaged in the same Romantic heritage-building project as his Philological colleagues Goebbels and Rosenberg Didnt he draw from the same Germanic sources State security would have noticed this and Tolkien knew it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1707229891345989726)  2023-09-28T03:04Z 28.6K followers, 23.8K engagements


"something interesting is happening in this video and none of the commenters have any clue what it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1709958720934015391)  2023-10-05T15:48Z 28.8K followers, 122.5K engagements


"@LandsharkRides This kinda happened to UFC light heavyweight champ Jamal Hill recently. Fought his way to the title then blew out his achilles tendon in a random pickup basketball game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1709983591080595546)  2023-10-05T17:27Z 30.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@UnrighteousJob @OptimismCEO @BannedDad @PageauJonathan The modernist versions are specifically intentionally inverted against the meanings of the original story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710013673778073711)  2023-10-05T19:26Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Back in the day when I waited tables for side money I knew some older guys 30s 40s 50s who did it professionally and made a lot of money at it. Had decent houses supported families. They were just good at it. They knew how to add value to the dining experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710039536510931050)  2023-10-05T21:09Z 28.8K followers, 193.8K engagements


"They had great manners and would match their manner to the tone of the restaurant and the particular table. They'd always gas up a guy on a date and make him look good. They'd do a little flirting with cougar tables they'd be silent and deferent to the business guys etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710039539706933485)  2023-10-05T21:09Z 30.1K followers, 17.4K engagements


"They made good money doing it. I don't know how it is now but back then a lot of it was cash that may or may not have been reported as income. But they were all clearing six figures for sure. Yeah it was in a ritzy spot in a ritzy town but they could get those jobs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710039548133298637)  2023-10-05T21:09Z 29.5K followers, 11.6K engagements


"I learned a lot from watching that. It's very transferrable to anything client facing. 100% of it applies to practicing law. Paying attention to little details and prioritizing client experience is one of the big things employers - firms and clients - want badly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710039549773337083)  2023-10-05T21:09Z 28.9K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Lawyers are basically butlers. A lot of us have an inflated opinion of our line of work but it's just a white glove service industry at heart. The Professions - Lawyers and Doctors especially - tend to forget that we pay them to do a job. They start thinking they're in charge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710039551371255890)  2023-10-05T21:09Z 28.8K followers, 14.2K engagements


"I've said this before still true. You have to tell them what you want them to do. If you just let them do their thing they will just run their basic easiest lowest-effort playbook and bill you for it. Unlike waiters they don't get tips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710039552956784862)  2023-10-05T21:09Z 28.9K followers, 17.5K engagements


"I guess youre right Doctor I did buy into the idea of body count as taboo Higher No higher No doctor in the billions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710506971680616647)  2023-10-07T04:06Z 28.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@Goodtweet_man Guy who learned the phrase Bayesian Priors three hours ago:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710511990907744715)  2023-10-07T04:26Z 28.8K followers, [---] engagements


"We are currently in a golden age for the science of National Stereotypes and its applications in Roasting Foreigners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1710828155127398515)  2023-10-08T01:23Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Who is the best author then Richard Feel free to name 8-10 living authors who are the best ever (there should be around that many given the numbers)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1711042877051318761)  2023-10-08T15:36Z 29K followers, 31.9K engagements


"Including Fastest Mile: [----] is funny cuz it hurts his argument but hes too midwit to realize it. [----] is closer to Shakespeare than today in terms of sports records. Its one of the very oldest mens race records"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1711044825959846302)  2023-10-08T15:44Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"@JohnPliskin6 The literary equivalent of steroids is fresh air experience of warfare and high infant mortality rate but Richard wouldnt know that he thinks its the advent of home printing technologies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1711050048023453906)  2023-10-08T16:04Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Every morning I check email and receive massive dose of psychic radiation. My skin sloughs my eyes puddle in their sockets nodes of heavy metal grow in my bones. Every night I watch YouTube video of truck drivers in Congo or Bangladesh. Those guys have it almost as hard as me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1711799901900919228)  2023-10-10T17:44Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


""Imagine this imagine that" Stop telling me to imagine things. I got that brain apple in my head. You need to be more careful telling me to imagine things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1711815322133823754)  2023-10-10T18:45Z 28.8K followers, 16.1K engagements


"I was sure it was a twitter induced dream for a moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1713361308341711073)  2023-10-15T01:09Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@jardiniernormie They dont read Shippeys analysis they remember what Shippey said in the behind the scenes dvd extras from the special edition dvds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1713560031722119610)  2023-10-15T14:18Z 29.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@ccmembersonly People in the comments on the vid saying he got dropped lol. This is why I win on sports betting. Lots of people literally dont understand what their eyes are seeing in a fight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1715214504261468230)  2023-10-20T03:52Z 28.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Ignoring a lot of texts and later telling people I ran out of Minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1715427070883574174)  2023-10-20T17:57Z 28.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Sneering many ask me Conan isnt it hypocritical for you to be a Trad Influencer Whats Trad about being so witty online Its simple. Im a member of the petty nobility this is trad for me. Most of you should get offline and get to work thats whats trad for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1715879968092369324)  2023-10-21T23:57Z 28.6K followers, [----] engagements


"They put a miniature IED in Lord Miles brain btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1716002983966818767)  2023-10-22T08:06Z 28.7K followers, 15.6K engagements


"So many guys never grow because they never suffer. Wagie jobs pay you just enough to keep you soft. That's why for a small fee of $15000 you can join my MDP Project where you send me 100% of your salary to hyperaccelerate your growth and help you reach your true potential"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1716551348056154395)  2023-10-23T20:25Z 28.7K followers, 17.5K engagements


"Im a loyal guy and discreet. Central to my whole thing. Its what they pay me for. Do you know what it takes for me to publicly turn on a guy Ive liked It takes this. Its over. I disavow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1716907766336647653)  2023-10-24T20:01Z 28.8K followers, 63.5K engagements


"You know what this is barely better. I dont revoke my disavowal. But if he repents publicly I could see my way to a parole eventually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1716911743887344098)  2023-10-24T20:17Z 28.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Is a bottle blonde dye job all it takes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1718013893375897679)  2023-10-27T21:16Z 28.8K followers, 136.6K engagements


"Checked in on the HAM Radio circles and gathered two things: [--]. HAMs use radio mostly to talk about how they used radio to talk about how they used radio to talk about [--]. Biggest issue in HAM is how every other HAM is an asshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1718059350558957813)  2023-10-28T00:17Z 28.8K followers, 47.2K engagements


"@p0quess1ng Taylor fans are uniformly low class its an unavoidable conclusion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1718109824981103046)  2023-10-28T03:37Z 28.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@TheMiddleborne I think its intended as satire specifically satire of those I was an OF girl now Im trad accounts. Its essentially the male parallel to that. Its mean spirited sure but i dont think its like actually unselfconsciously real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1718114748762607619)  2023-10-28T03:57Z 28.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@OGCrimsonJester Its just a difference in population density. The full strip is like 5x the density of the empty. The title is a bit gimmicky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1718476163629359241)  2023-10-29T03:53Z 28.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I forgot about this lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1718483587908186142)  2023-10-29T04:23Z 28.9K followers, 14.3K engagements


"Does anyone want to be added to the Furniture / Interior Design / Home Improvement / Real Estate Chat Please only applicants of good character and refined taste"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1725364326981324897)  2023-11-17T04:04Z 29.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@HowardAlberto1 I considered this but went with it because hes from Kyrgyzstan and I didnt want to spend the time to find a recognizable location where mongoloids were found mummified"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1726017104741278128)  2023-11-18T23:18Z 29.5K followers, 13.6K engagements


"@GaspumpM Yeah but Kyrgyzstan not Dagestan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1726019265546145921)  2023-11-18T23:27Z 29.5K followers, 11.7K engagements


"People want to see my collection of archaic phenotypes I guess they think I dont have binders full of ancient hominids @conan_esq Funny but rude wouldnt do that to a black guy @conan_esq Funny but rude wouldnt do that to a black guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1726439588816998666)  2023-11-20T03:17Z 30.3K followers, 250.4K engagements


"respectfully Varg would you please confirm whether youre aware that Gucci and Kanye sampled Rundtging from Filosofem on their song Pussy Print I just want to know if you know for the record"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1732859943525695757)  2023-12-07T20:29Z 29.6K followers, 11.8K engagements


"I heard about the antisemitic tunnels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1746044105627783423)  2024-01-13T05:38Z 28.8K followers, 12.5K engagements


"people keep asking if I know about any upcoming layoffs. They shouldnt ask me that but they know Im the spider the heart of the forest I have the final list be careful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1746223092878467470)  2024-01-13T17:30Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"Can you imagine @RobertMSterling @Cloudflare Imagine doing that 40x a quarter. @RobertMSterling @Cloudflare Imagine doing that 40x a quarter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746269978284937715)  2024-01-13T20:36Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"HR Professionals ignoring and forgetting every iota of training and legal advice Ive given them when its time to exist high risk employees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1746272491398627587)  2024-01-13T20:46Z 29K followers, [----] engagements


"Ricky Simn knockdown on Bautista was soooo slick lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1746340086042746928)  2024-01-14T01:14Z 30.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Destiny is a womans name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1812602569845592279)  2024-07-14T21:38Z 30.1K followers, 37.7K engagements


"@BreadBg31 Was Odysseus selfless Achilles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1812698599006101999)  2024-07-15T03:59Z 30.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Youre telling me Cheatle and Crooks are the villains here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813251662238392468)  2024-07-16T16:37Z 30.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Entry level position 3-5 years experience ahh post J.D. Vance isnt even [--] yet (he turns [--] in August). He has only been an elected official for [--] year [--] months and [--] days. He has never led a government or to the best of my knowledge even a company. But hes going to be one [--] year-old heartbeat away from the Presidency J.D. Vance isnt even [--] yet (he turns [--] in August). He has only been an elected official for [--] year [--] months and [--] days. He has never led a government or to the best of my knowledge even a company. But hes going to be one [--] year-old heartbeat away from the Presidency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813299301138989481)  2024-07-16T19:46Z 30.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Erm does he even have a degree in Vice Presidenting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813300194106306764)  2024-07-16T19:50Z 30.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@LeoBorealis maybe Palantir can tell me about the birth certificate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813304769576153536)  2024-07-16T20:08Z 30.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@malmesburyman Good old Parag dude I forgot about that guy lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813379173425217590)  2024-07-17T01:04Z 30.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Taj Mahal they call this guy on account of his dome bro quite the tower up there Vivek Rizzaswamy https://t.co/S5Z0IvNGa4 Vivek Rizzaswamy https://t.co/S5Z0IvNGa4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813379855930782103)  2024-07-17T01:07Z 30.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump gotta drop something big after Dems get rid of Biden. Theyll get all the headlines picking the new candidate. You gotta interrupt that its their best play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1813824043822514358)  2024-07-18T06:32Z 30.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@CosmistRussian Him being welcomed back at the RNC is a good portent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814023196510933164)  2024-07-18T19:43Z 30.2K followers, [---] engagements


"We are about to see Dana White in a suit acting like a good boy at the RNC. Huge day for the Dana White Community"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814099188692787274)  2024-07-19T00:45Z 30.2K followers, [----] engagements


"We might actually be surpassing [----] energy levels right now. This is remarkable. The drama of existence is truly inexhaustible. God is so good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814114382487695607)  2024-07-19T01:45Z 30.5K followers, 48.7K engagements


"Small changes matter to me dude. Trumps Supreme Court picks have made several decisions that were extremely beneficial to me in my work. I was up at midnight refreshing the page waiting for decisions on the Covid mandate and on Chevron Deference to come out for work. @conan_esq @cIass_man And then like last time nothing will happen. I guess we'll at least get great aesthetics memes and vibes but no real world consequences. @conan_esq @cIass_man And then like last time nothing will happen. I guess we'll at least get great aesthetics memes and vibes but no real world consequences"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814130073857151351)  2024-07-19T02:48Z 30.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump should have had Manowar do their version of Nessun Dorma live to close the convention"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814461751490228687)  2024-07-20T00:46Z 30.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Running attack ads on ur own guy is craaazy Omg 🤣 Democrats released an AD urging Biden to Pass the Torch and drop out of the race We are witnessing a full blown collapse of the Democrat Party 🔥👇🏼 https://t.co/lqVQFrl2Bk Omg 🤣 Democrats released an AD urging Biden to Pass the Torch and drop out of the race We are witnessing a full blown collapse of the Democrat Party 🔥👇🏼 https://t.co/lqVQFrl2Bk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814494447910142186)  2024-07-20T02:56Z 30.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Presidents dont drive their own cars which helped Biden fly under the radar for a while but I bet hes not allowed to drive anymore lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814533488894484911)  2024-07-20T05:31Z 30.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@p0quess1ng I honestly think buying Greenland is great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1814677056594309421)  2024-07-20T15:01Z 30.3K followers, [--] engagements


"We had some setbacks after Madison Cawthorn was ousted and libtards started saying Dark Brandon but I always knew they didnt have the narrative right to the Dark MAGA power The guys who started Dark MAGA were privately disappointed that it never really caught on with the right. But when you create something new you never fully know where it will lead. Turns out it caused the enemy to fall into error and willingly present himself as corrupt. The guys who started Dark MAGA were privately disappointed that it never really caught on with the right. But when you create something new you never"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815111935651893682)  2024-07-21T19:49Z 30.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@afhasbara Actually Trump called me and my friends and told us to start it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815150308856864893)  2024-07-21T22:22Z 30.6K followers, [----] engagements


"dark vision NEW: California Governor Gavin Newsom endorses Kamala Harris says "no one is better to prosecute the case against Donald Trump's dark vision" NEW: California Governor Gavin Newsom endorses Kamala Harris says "no one is better to prosecute the case against Donald Trump's dark vision""  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815179368668467284)  2024-07-22T00:17Z 30.4K followers, 11.4K engagements


"We literally made dark MAGA first then made Dark Brandon as a joke which is why its Brandon lol. You guys are so dumb and unfunny u dont even know whats happening right now @WashletJP not them using a [--] year old meme format used on Dark Brandon. Unbelievable levels of cringe. @WashletJP not them using a [--] year old meme format used on Dark Brandon. Unbelievable levels of cringe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815422770182078561)  2024-07-22T16:24Z 30.4K followers, 10.3K engagements


"@martyrmade I think it's very likely he's in a terminal decline trajectory now whether because of some medical event over the weekend (canceled Las Vegas speech) or not and they've taken his keys and passwords as an early palliative step. Doubt we see much of him anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815457970706411610)  2024-07-22T18:44Z 30.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@Meritocrating Yeah but if Biden dies before January:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815614568455979436)  2024-07-23T05:07Z 30.4K followers, 11.1K engagements


"Nah they got stoner dungeon synth now this has gone too far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815615332020842904)  2024-07-23T05:10Z 30.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@Uselessquips @MiddleearthMixr He already ratioed this he just didn't use the faramir pic and I couldn't resist 😇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815781797319569839)  2024-07-23T16:11Z 30.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@CityBureaucrat Newfgs are giving you bad answers. Dark MAGA was revived post Trump assassination simultaneously a $DMAGA shitcoin was made which caught tech attention culminating in Musk/Andreesen adopting the avi style"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1815967498464084288)  2024-07-24T04:29Z 30.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Theyre pretty looksmatched actually men underestimate the power in being funny https://t.co/bqQQcIyWFz men underestimate the power in being funny https://t.co/bqQQcIyWFz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1816186552890048792)  2024-07-24T18:59Z 30.5K followers, 190.5K engagements


"Streets are reminding me most of them cant vote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1816244959659581899)  2024-07-24T22:51Z 30.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Something about Kamalas speaking voice just makes me instantly recoil. Is it a problem with breath support No diaphragm engagement I dont know but she has maybe the worst voice physiognomy of anyone ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1816535135594115143)  2024-07-25T18:05Z 30.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@LucasKCabrera Just didnt like em simple as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1816879503253389335)  2024-07-26T16:53Z 30.5K followers, [---] engagements


"A gentle reminder A gentle reminder. https://t.co/69Tr2gcTki A gentle reminder. https://t.co/69Tr2gcTki"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1816955794652533101)  2024-07-26T21:56Z 30.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont think Kamala really cares about politics lol. Shes not thinking about it actively or interested in policy making. I think she was mostly just there for the cocktail events and willing to vote in exchange"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1817705962561823133)  2024-07-28T23:37Z 30.6K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Distressed by the further twists in my slop opera Both of these scenes mean nothing now https://t.co/DB5AWPZjba Both of these scenes mean nothing now https://t.co/DB5AWPZjba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1817987615381193037)  2024-07-29T18:16Z 30.6K followers, 24.3K engagements


"Abracadabra boom-shacka-dae I'm Violent JD and I'm back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of Faygo couch full of fat dicks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1818132558934392949)  2024-07-30T03:52Z 31.6K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Guys what do I do I made a grandiose proclamation and staked out an aggressive position based on a single fact I heard once but I recently heard a different fact and now feel compelled to take a completely new but equally committed position"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1818675480792645991)  2024-07-31T15:49Z 31.5K followers, 10.4K engagements


"The thing that creeps me out the most is that Kamala got married only in [----] fifty years of age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1818842824936141020)  2024-08-01T02:54Z 31.6K followers, 167.4K engagements


"@Strangeland_Elf Puts you squarely in the 90th percentile of Tolkien scholars in terms of effort and knowledge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1818844344264347698)  2024-08-01T03:00Z 31.3K followers, [---] engagements


"His head is right there guys sorry hes not a megamind like you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1818874048383967363)  2024-08-01T04:59Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Lemme guesspolicy promises No waycredentials @conan_esq Judging politicians dating and marriage life the ultimate loser @conan_esq Judging politicians dating and marriage life the ultimate loser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819001198336438633)  2024-08-01T13:24Z 31.5K followers, 14.4K engagements


"I think weird is a downgrade from incel tbh this guys satisfied with the classics and I respect that @conan_esq Incel @conan_esq Incel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819003132304884139)  2024-08-01T13:31Z 31.5K followers, 11.3K engagements


"The fired lady yesterday was going on these hysterical rants then saying banana to stop herself from continuing to rant which I thought was insane. Is that taught to people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819012282783056160)  2024-08-01T14:08Z 31.5K followers, 22.5K engagements


"@BelwarDisengulp Whats more dystopianlights on all the time or highest murder rate in the world gang running country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819016428928012479)  2024-08-01T14:24Z 31.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Thats not what they call it when I do it Lmao this is called code switching. Most of your successful black friends do not normally sound the way you think they do 🤣🤣🤣 Lmao this is called code switching. Most of your successful black friends do not normally sound the way you think they do 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819043165254672805)  2024-08-01T16:11Z 30.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@ettingermentum You still dont get it lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819060464191701024)  2024-08-01T17:19Z 31.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@dezararus @DadWax @ettingermentum Confused Agitated Youre politically monolingual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819068708515688798)  2024-08-01T17:52Z 31.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Rehabilitation theory of criminal justice enjoyers always have to overstate their case so hard its embarsssing. Theyre forced to argue retribution deference and incapacitation have no value. In reality rehabilitation is the least important"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819133344434868579)  2024-08-01T22:09Z 31.5K followers, 10.9K engagements


"@brvhgrammer @DadWax @ettingermentum No Im saying obviously he sees it helping him and it is and has been helping him as shown by his polling numbers which are the best theyve ever been. Which means there is an explanation. I just dont care to give you mine Id rather laugh at you because youre stupid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819147001646535119)  2024-08-01T23:03Z 31.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Even Reddit agrees with me lol sit down Nice - a politically derived art project with a target market that doesnt exist. Its a good thing the right wing is nothing like the left wing. Nice - a politically derived art project with a target market that doesnt exist. Its a good thing the right wing is nothing like the left wing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819228450286457264)  2024-08-02T04:27Z 31.7K followers, 215.7K engagements


"The entire point of the thread is to improve on this exact oh just checked the bio @conan_esq Freds character trait is being a himbo and thats it @conan_esq Freds character trait is being a himbo and thats it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819361465134182748)  2024-08-02T13:15Z 30.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@CQT_Ambrose Im proposing we tone that down slightly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819398443036823678)  2024-08-02T15:42Z 31.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Naw I disagree here. Shaggy should be the niche skill monkey. He originally was he was picking locks and doing ventriloquism and gymnastics. They've given Daphne martial arts now which I also like. Fred is the leader and should be doing that. https://x.com/Kylothy/status/1819419054500671894 @conan_esq Fred is perfect hes the ideal multi tool. Need someone to have a background in martial arts Fred took classes. Tracking a bear Fred knows how. In nearly every episode or movie theres a scene where Fred comes in clutch with some random preaquired knowledge/skill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819419839372636655)  2024-08-02T17:07Z 31.6K followers, 98.9K engagements


"@thornegoth What gave me away Was it the dark MAGA pfp Or was it every other xeet on my ximeline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819505855064429048)  2024-08-02T22:49Z 31.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Whats the thing about media literacy and it being dead ive seen a few times now Can I get a QRD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819573098615849389)  2024-08-03T03:16Z 31.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@THATBOYMMAGURU Michel Pereira beat Oleksiejczuk in 1:01"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1819925491060748441)  2024-08-04T02:37Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@Rekt57v Yeah initially Im sure. But weve occupied other countries that dont have this particular thing going on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1820251370672607428)  2024-08-05T00:12Z 31.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Dude just go back to your house at any time lmao. None of the other things you did were more pressing than a dead bear in your trunk. Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one @NewYorker https://t.co/G13taEGzba Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one @NewYorker https://t.co/G13taEGzba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1820262514355225012)  2024-08-05T00:56Z 31.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Photos taken long before easily avoidable self-inflicted disaster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1820487819275739556)  2024-08-05T15:51Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@MiddleearthMixr They still doing that robot powering down arm swing dance move in [----] bruh wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1820502905251905719)  2024-08-05T16:51Z 31.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Thats who Tim Walz reminds me of. Because of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers thing lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1820869421491220641)  2024-08-06T17:07Z 31.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Both sides seem pleased with the Walz pick. Someone bid their hand wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1820957218700992631)  2024-08-06T22:56Z 31.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@RyanGarcia Happy birthday king ry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1821404070776836410)  2024-08-08T04:32Z 31.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@acdmma_ Betting the house on Ronda being decent and cool when Reddit gets on a gay little tear like this theyre never right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1827027775913652394)  2024-08-23T16:59Z 33.7K followers, 78.1K engagements


"Its shocking to me that a lot of leftoids cant feel the sentiment in the streets about them. If I were a leftoid Id be starting to think about what I tied myself to publicly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1827775809635156470)  2024-08-25T18:31Z 33.6K followers, [----] engagements


"2024 UFC discourse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1835701440582709579)  2024-09-16T15:25Z 33.7K followers, [----] engagements


"When my 49th appeal failed I thought to myself "Would Trump give up" so I filed a 50th and now I'm back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1904932168037720546)  2025-03-26T16:23Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"There are more than [--] billable hours in a day if you know what youre doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1905079025992872000)  2025-03-27T02:06Z 32.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Jeer at Steven Seagal all you want but you will never be a reincarnated Lama sent by Putin to deliver a ceremonial katana to President Maduro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1905355961285705962)  2025-03-27T20:27Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@mynameisHorn @s_r_tarnmoor Yes but I feel like it isnt done to hire a household manager without the wife already not having to work. So the options are either pay one salary or pay two salary. And Im not at two salary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1905794429555757428)  2025-03-29T01:29Z 32.7K followers, [--] engagements


"I like those vocal coach analyzes singer you like or black guy tells you your rock music is cool videos because its just agreed within the community you can baldly lie in your video titles and say you never heard it before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1906211256006328620)  2025-03-30T05:05Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@apex_simmaps @siegfriedmuell Nah shit happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1906360343884095726)  2025-03-30T14:58Z 32.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@whateverblues Man just imagine you and the boys sharing a thermos of hot coffee and pot shotting zombies in the brisk morning air"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1906929573482397915)  2025-04-01T04:40Z 32.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Fiction writers simply cannot be allowed to mingle formally. No guilds no associations no trade groups. Even personal circles are suspicious. For every Inklings you get at least ten Bloomsbury Sets Mandarins and Harlem Renaissance. After Years Of Woke Activism And Child Grooming Allegations NaNoWriMo Finally Shuts Down Because An AI Controversy Gutted Their Funding https://t.co/Z910S6YSdw After Years Of Woke Activism And Child Grooming Allegations NaNoWriMo Finally Shuts Down Because An AI Controversy Gutted Their Funding https://t.co/Z910S6YSdw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907124335032324332)  2025-04-01T17:34Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Write a good novel No thanks I'd rather groom children and probably murder Virginia Woolf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907124425180463419)  2025-04-01T17:34Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I guess King Arthur was George Washington all along. Sorry britbongs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907269651496919283)  2025-04-02T03:11Z 32.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@maninlowcastle @CandiceHorbacz How much though. Cuz it's not enough for somebody else to be taking out the trash and doing the dishes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907289988410294317)  2025-04-02T04:32Z 32.7K followers, [--] engagements


"The [----] BBC Magic Flute is like if Meat Canyon animated Dark Souls. I love it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907305412761890867)  2025-04-02T05:33Z 33.1K followers, 14.1K engagements


"In what bizarro world does this parse as accurate Is this another play for the long-foretold 'liberal joe rogan' Nobody in my entire life has ever told me to care about myself or chase business success. https://x.com/alexisohanian/status/1895232738594300221 Its time to trash the toxic playbook. If you've been told that "being a man" means only caring about yourself you've been lied to. That's actually why I started #BusinessDad; to push back on that narrative and to prove that all the most successful men out there are building https://t.co/CIDUoCcMNb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907454676427264467)  2025-04-02T15:26Z 32.8K followers, [----] engagements


"The entire argument in these comments is irrelevant. Surowiecki (an idiot) thinks that tariffs as a term of art (not including other barriers leading to trade deficits) matter and arent being calculated correctly. That doesnt matter. Trump explicitly talked about this in his speech. Tariffs safety regs like EURO for cars VAT currency manips and many other methods that are deployed against us unilaterally lead to these deficits. Surowiecki (a boomer) thinks Kush is disagreeing by saying No we literally when he is actually saying Yeah dude we literally In a sense these numbers are all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907678686649974991)  2025-04-03T06:16Z 32.9K followers, 17.1K engagements


"Launch the nukes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907973472044855734)  2025-04-04T01:48Z 32.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Its obvious by the way you talk that your connection to this country is surface level and you dont understand it at all. Dont tell us what were about and dont tell us what towns arent worth saving chasing the past is bad. it's a dumb game and a dumb prize to want to be a net exporter of physical mass it's not the 1800s GDP is no longer measured in tonnage. it's Great to be a country that embraces chaotic market dynamism summons all the brightest minds in the history of chasing the past is bad. it's a dumb game and a dumb prize to want to be a net exporter of physical mass it's not the 1800s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1907994335494418690)  2025-04-04T03:11Z 32.9K followers, 12.5K engagements


"White House official on President Trump's "thinking" right now per the Washington Post: https://t.co/4vz2CCkr9F White House official on President Trump's "thinking" right now per the Washington Post: https://t.co/4vz2CCkr9F"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908205670052352387)  2025-04-04T17:10Z 33K followers, 17.8K engagements


"I lose or gain thousands of unrealized dollars every single day. You gotta grow up dude you can't expect people to take you seriously talking like this this comes across as weird market cargo cultism. I am [--]. My financial life was objectively and significantly far better under Biden. I have lost thousands of dollars in the last few weeks simply because Trump never attended a modern economics course. I am [--]. My financial life was objectively and significantly far better under Biden. I have lost thousands of dollars in the last few weeks simply because Trump never attended a modern economics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908209249198690480)  2025-04-04T17:25Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"@SenRandPaul I'm an everyday working American and I voted for this. Why can't we ever try something meaningfully different"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908219945214943613)  2025-04-04T18:07Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"@OAlexanderDK Do you even hear yourself lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908224808904692156)  2025-04-04T18:27Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Girl Congress where they can hold hearings on makeup trends and vote on Stanley thermos resolutions (remotely if on period etc)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908249061796597789)  2025-04-04T20:03Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Stocks can go down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908279884096692613)  2025-04-04T22:05Z 33K followers, 15.5K engagements


"The insane thing when you read certain very old books like Etymologies by Isidore of Seville or Confessions by Augustine is not that they could write but that theyre excellent writers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908363165177700554)  2025-04-05T03:36Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"@HjeuphosAcre Me and my waifu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908385010199257179)  2025-04-05T05:03Z 33K followers, [--] engagements


"Tolkien never wrote a single revenge cycle Revenge cycle is THE central pillar of everything he wrote Tolkien is capeshit wearing the skinsuit of the Anglo-Saxon tradition. Contrast Beowulf Le Morte De Arthur the Germanic Eddas the Odyssey The Aeneid. And you can see none of the structure or values or the stories are at all comparable. Tolkien never wrote a single revenge https://t.co/IxqhWNVutn Tolkien is capeshit wearing the skinsuit of the Anglo-Saxon tradition. Contrast Beowulf Le Morte De Arthur the Germanic Eddas the Odyssey The Aeneid. And you can see none of the structure or values or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908523511557091342)  2025-04-05T14:13Z 33.2K followers, 148.5K engagements


"@AndrewYang Keep stock market inflated America not need manufacturing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908557982662877362)  2025-04-05T16:30Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"1) LotR isnt the center of Tolkiens work; 2) He said Tolkien not LotR; 3) Its not a background element but if its analogous to pagan mythic stories that wrecks his entire point; and 4) it is specifically a cycle driven by the Oath of Feanor in which vengeances arcs are generated and play out generating more etc; @conan_esq The revenge aspect of it is not necessary for the plot of LOTR; it's just a background element analogous to the pagan mythic backdrop of the setting. And you can't call it a revenge CYCLE when no one in novels is taking revenge. @conan_esq The revenge aspect of it is not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908589486742921469)  2025-04-05T18:36Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"All the arguments have backpedaled to pedantry but sadly I can give no quarter. You cant claim oh Lord of the Rings and Hobbit is what hes known for so thats all that matters when you didnt level your criticism at the popular reception of Tolkiens work but the work itself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908705279077998758)  2025-04-06T02:16Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"Launch the nukes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908733907450675641)  2025-04-06T04:10Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"This is the same pattern as everything else. International capital chases infinite expansion at the expense of quality and the costs get pushed onto me while Im expected to celebrate some random cheater from scammistan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908908795562258527)  2025-04-06T15:44Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@raven_brah Only the weak will fail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908914652819624177)  2025-04-06T16:08Z 33K followers, [---] engagements


"Me right before ufc [---] when they robbed Volkov so French Blackman Ciryl Gane can continue to be an inspiration for more Africans to pillage Europe If UFC [---] is boring Im done watching MMA If UFC [---] is boring Im done watching MMA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1908916070527939061)  2025-04-06T16:13Z 33.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@ArthurKuntler @ArcasDream Hulk Hogan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1909090947721474125)  2025-04-07T03:48Z 33K followers, [----] engagements


"We are really seeing who among us has neither the guts nor the gumption"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1909267132074103117)  2025-04-07T15:28Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The Gary Plauche story isnt the best example because the sovereign government was working on it. Doucet was on his way to trial. But perhaps death is what is called for and the state couldnt execute Doucet for what he did making its laws unjust and thus perhaps not binding on the conscience. I dont know. Its a whole discussion. As far as your question goes the answer is that libtards of the spirit love crime and criminals and protect them so they can go on to torment normal upright people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1909606561124958528)  2025-04-08T13:57Z 33.1K followers, [--] engagements


"So youre saying we need fewer retirees @conan_esq It was always unsustainable. The idea that an average adult could simply retire age 62-65 and spend 20+ years in idle consumption is a one-time post-ww2 demographic and technological idiosyncracy that can't work with [--] workers per retiree. https://t.co/1jmX6mf0Qd @conan_esq It was always unsustainable. The idea that an average adult could simply retire age 62-65 and spend 20+ years in idle consumption is a one-time post-ww2 demographic and technological idiosyncracy that can't work with [--] workers per retiree. https://t.co/1jmX6mf0Qd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1909791528190722220)  2025-04-09T02:12Z 35.8K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Point being that the shift to defined contribution plans (401K) pushes every ounce of risk onto the people least suited to handle risk at the most risk-sensitive time of their lives @DogeCenturion Stupid people need stupid benefits @DogeCenturion Stupid people need stupid benefits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1909793458728190458)  2025-04-09T02:20Z 35.8K followers, [----] engagements


"It is what it is I guess. Its not like unregulated private pensions didnt have their problems. A lot were underfunded and collapsed or just terminated. But nobodys even tried to offer me anything as good. Lucky to get a few % matching"  
[X Link](https://x.com/conan_esq/status/1909795266758426848)  2025-04-09T02:27Z 33.1K followers, [----] engagements

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