# ![@balconyshirts Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::19238906.png) @balconyshirts Balcony Shirts

Balcony Shirts posts on X about tshirt, lady, ebay, twitter the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
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**Social topic influence**
[tshirt](/topic/tshirt), [lady](/topic/lady), [ebay](/topic/ebay), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [in the](/topic/in-the), [prime minister](/topic/prime-minister), [boris](/topic/boris), [to the](/topic/to-the), [money](/topic/money), [this is](/topic/this-is)

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@mrkhndy I don't know that character. I only know the fishing one and the "oooh suits you" one and the "Brilliiiaaaaant" one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2016106764802871532)  2026-01-27T11:11Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Im sure theres a PERFECTLY reasonable explanation for Peter Mandelson receiving enormous sums of money from Jeffrey Epstein whilst simultaneously informing Jeffrey Epstein about confidential government plans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2018385008650518972)  2026-02-02T18:04Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@mrkhndy Morrissey has a song about the Notre Dame fire on his new album"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2018427587068837926)  2026-02-02T20:53Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@exexexexcc Texas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2018649263010685247)  2026-02-03T11:34Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@out_of_synch You're absolutely correct. I remember that Alex Jones loon shouting [--] years ago about a "secret island" where world leaders go to torture children. And it sounded INSANE. And now look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2018653993791259045)  2026-02-03T11:53Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@AndieDelicacy @Biggreenbooks Exactly that It was vast. The new one is very compact and nearly all the chairs are in little "nests" of chairs which I find far too intimidating. There are literally about [--] chairs on their own now. I've grabbed one where I drew that pic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2019172272691417130)  2026-02-04T22:12Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Can honestly say I didn't have Starmer on my list of people who I suspected would be taken down by the Epstein files"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2019340782017401186)  2026-02-05T09:22Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"When I was a teenager I used to lie on my bed shut my eyes and listen to Heroin by the Velvets so intensely it was almost an ethereal experience. Now I do it with Krongu Green Slime by Jeffrey Lewis. You should too [--] / 10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2020177684949590322)  2026-02-07T16:47Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrkhndy Thanks Mark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2020438309282177400)  2026-02-08T10:03Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"What I like most about this is that one has a floppy nose and one has a protruding nose. I think if you were making these outfits youd just do the noses the same so theyve done well there. Well done. This looks like a band that opens for my panic attacks. https://t.co/Lyvtdfn9rp This looks like a band that opens for my panic attacks. https://t.co/Lyvtdfn9rp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2020797369122443439)  2026-02-09T09:50Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Hi guys we need a new promo shot for these upcoming gigs Cant you just cut out the worst pic of each of us from the last [--] years and splice them together No problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2020798364233724218)  2026-02-09T09:54Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"You know on the news whenever they mention Andrew they have to say "Andrew strongly denies any wrongdoing" They should be able to add "although the last time he denied things on Newsnight he was subsequently found to have lied a lot""  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2020800867725619452)  2026-02-09T10:04Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@johndredge Its yours man. I just did a quick one. If you liked that style I could try and hone it a little Just wanted to have a go really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2020954453713813930)  2026-02-09T20:14Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"If this had been released by a bunch of normal kids from Salford as their debut single on Squirrel Records the entire music press would be in meltdown. But its Beckham so no one knows how to play it. Very funny to observe. Victoria Beckham's son Cruz Beckham released his new single "for your love". He got signed under Republic Records (home to an all-star roster of multi-platinum award-winning legends and superstar artists such as Ariana Grande The Weeknd Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj.). https://t.co/vcKOmWqNMI Victoria Beckham's son Cruz Beckham released his new single "for your love". He got"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2022739435629031511)  2026-02-14T18:27Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@fletcherchriss Ha ha ah. Did Alexs dad write the early songs Would make sense. There used to be a rumour at the time that Jimbob from Carter wrote them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2022748283677151574)  2026-02-14T19:02Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@StirPop Yes I think that goes without saying Thats got nothing to do with what I was saying. I was saying no one knows how to react to his song BECAUSE its pure nepotism AND its quite good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/2023050428640858588)  2026-02-15T15:03Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@jessphillips @madpaduk @IanDunt Hi Jess we've put it on ebay. 30% of every sale goes to Shelter. Made in Uxbridge https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223679208508 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223679208508"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1176451750775185409)  2019-09-24T11:02Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@HappyProjectLDN @FlippinKath Oh I didn't know you could get Cotton Traders polo shirts and Millets waxed jackets on Amazon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1275053228699369472)  2020-06-22T13:09Z 11.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Its weird because hes called Tiger Woods and hes a golfer and some golf clubs are called woods arent they So his name is like the thing he uses every day and things like that so thats weird isnt it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1365641819242037248)  2021-02-27T12:35Z 11.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Tofu Eating Wokerati doodle just for fun. And yes the eye is an avocado"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1582635340971798529)  2022-10-19T07:30Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"So excited to be sent this exclusive screenshot of Grand Theft Auto - Uxbridge from the lovely people at Rockstar Games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1617246120802910208)  2023-01-22T19:41Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"We now have a shop Whatsapp number (as we get asked a lot) so you can contact us on [-----] [------]. Or send voice messages orders all that. We'll answer Monday - Friday 9am to 5pm. Stick it in your contacts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1628738633736888321)  2023-02-23T12:48Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Piers Corbyn and his quite extraordinary campaign for Uxbridge. Playing a recorded message from a megaphone sellotaped to the top of a smashed up Vauxhall Cavalier. Strong Blues Brothers vibes. One night only the magnificent Piers Corbyn Rhythm & Blues Review"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1678465814695911441)  2023-07-10T18:08Z 12.1K followers, 19.3K engagements


"@Simon_Pegg WHAT IS GOING ON THERE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1678790461299859456)  2023-07-11T15:43Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Someone has erected a tent outside Uxbridge Station (in front of the now closed down Tui travel agent) where they appear to be staging a HUNGER STRIKE against ULEZ. I mean not really sure what to make of that. I mean wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1688460937756372992)  2023-08-07T08:03Z 12.1K followers, 74.4K engagements


"@mrkhndy If I did this as a QPR fan Id be a millionaire now LOL Thats a little football joke for you there Mark. I hope you enjoyed it. Please subscribe to my substack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1693308951863926955)  2023-08-20T17:08Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Top of the head. And a sketch of The Queen's Head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1693913207365153101)  2023-08-22T09:09Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The hanging baskets on The Queens Head Uxbridge have got to be up for some sort of prize surely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1694777408916803612)  2023-08-24T18:23Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@barryfromwat This ones amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1700784156324573325)  2023-09-10T08:11Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Id not heard about this. It absolutely cannot be allowed to be happen. Save Our Central Library in Uxbridge - Sign the Petition PLEASE SHARE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1717568652021522723)  2023-10-26T15:47Z 12.1K followers, 14.4K engagements


"There are myriad reasons why this has annoyed me but one in particular what are they thinking Does Uxbridge really need another vast empty unit on the high street Please sign this:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1717582859727220950)  2023-10-26T16:43Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Today is the shops 14th birthday. I was going to do the youd get less for murder with good behaviour joke but just before I typed it I checked on Google how long you get for murder so now Im probably on a load of databases. Anyway were open and good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1719279617763074194)  2023-10-31T09:06Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Hoping to get the merchandise deal for the Peter Reid & Dominic Cummings main event"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1720186839368102172)  2023-11-02T21:11Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Bruce Willis Lives In Our Cupboard (2021)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1721457661172982151)  2023-11-06T09:21Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@Br1gsy Going to insure this sweet Uxbridge drawl for a million dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1723307295902175727)  2023-11-11T11:50Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Local postcards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1727047355034374245)  2023-11-21T19:32Z 12K followers, [----] engagements


"New tube for London More joyousness from @geofftech"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1727973913437655056)  2023-11-24T08:54Z 12K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrjamesob Uxbridge has got an incredible purpose built library in the centre of town and that's being closed. They're going to chuck a few books in the civic centre and call it an "upgrade""  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1728002482524016984)  2023-11-24T10:47Z 12K followers, [----] engagements


"@MartinClipp @mrjamesob Genuinely fuming about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1728006030192242959)  2023-11-24T11:01Z 12K followers, [---] engagements


"A couple of years ago I started a TikTok account to talk about local history because my family and Twitter have heard enough and last week it got [---] million views. Utterly thrilled and mildly baffled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1728162162831437872)  2023-11-24T21:22Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@CazzaN69 Trouble is it has music in the background and if I put it up elsewhere it could get done for copyright (ie the music is only licensed for TikTok). Annoying I know. X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1728164674108067931)  2023-11-24T21:32Z 12K followers, [---] engagements


"These t shirts are free. Pop in and grab one. Only stipulation is you have to wear it. (While stocks last obz)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1729207758535487997)  2023-11-27T18:37Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"For fans of incredibly akward radio Susan Hall on Ferrari this morning (8:35am) is an absolute MUST LISTEN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1729430360193200577)  2023-11-28T09:21Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter finding photos of Susan Hall with things literally falling out of her jacket pockets has made me laugh so hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1729559602885267522)  2023-11-28T17:55Z 10.8K followers, 494.5K engagements


"@mrjamesob I always find it amusing we call them the "Elgin Marbles" like calling the Brink's-Mat gold the "Kenny Noye Gold""  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1729822152612847925)  2023-11-29T11:18Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Rum Sodomy & the Lash is for my money one of the greatest albums of all time. Thank you Shane MacGowan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1730196668962767045)  2023-11-30T12:06Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Absolutely incredible scenes in Uxbridge as Windsor Street is covered under a thick blanket of snow #uksnow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1732008952601211154)  2023-12-05T12:08Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I was like yeah but even if they sued us that would be amazing. But it fell on deaf ears lads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1737245875137556644)  2023-12-19T22:57Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Hey locals Anyone place where this is Its from [----]. Marked Rustic Bridge Uxbridge. I cant place it #uxbridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1743005799876546635)  2024-01-04T20:25Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@TobyVPhoto Do you think that bridge would take a car Looks more like a footbridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1743309944118444393)  2024-01-05T16:34Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"UXBRIDGE We need you Demo to SAVE UXBRIDGE LIBRARY on Sunday 14th Jan at 12:00. Please come along and PLEASE spread the word. If you can't make it tell your friends and register your views at librarycontact@hillingdon.gov.uk. Once it's gone it's gone. Let's DO THIS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1743315552616034649)  2024-01-05T16:56Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@mrkhndy The quote tweeters people looking down on the quote tweeters people looking down on people looking down on the quote tweeters (you) people looking down on people looking down on people looking down on the quote tweeters (me)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1743622323523961276)  2024-01-06T13:15Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Whos coming to this Its going to be IMMENSE. Im going to try to get Elton John to play. UXBRIDGE We need you Demo to SAVE UXBRIDGE LIBRARY on Sunday 14th Jan at 12:00. Please come along and PLEASE spread the word. If you can't make it tell your friends and register your views at librarycontact@hillingdon.gov.uk. Once it's gone it's gone. Let's DO THIS https://t.co/Fpf8OzBEfS UXBRIDGE We need you Demo to SAVE UXBRIDGE LIBRARY on Sunday 14th Jan at 12:00. Please come along and PLEASE spread the word. If you can't make it tell your friends and register your views at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1744431939681935614)  2024-01-08T18:52Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Surely theyve not started work on the civic centre ready for the new library because its hasnt been voted on yet Has it Surely Surely Guys Guys @balconyshirts Have they not started the work on the rear of the civic centre already for the new library @balconyshirts Have they not started the work on the rear of the civic centre already for the new library"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744464955057860770)  2024-01-08T21:03Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Original photograph of trams on Uxbridge high street 1910ish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744473785082818589)  2024-01-08T21:38Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"120 year old postcard. Spent too much money on this BUT LOOK AT IT Probably my favourite photograph of Windsor Street. Get amongst it. #uxbridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1746110196156448877)  2024-01-13T10:01Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Fantastic turn out for the #saveuxbridgelibrary demo today. Letting @Hillingdon we dont want to lose this amazing facility. Hopefully they will listen. X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746518376950673754)  2024-01-14T13:03Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Air Fryer Tour T-Shirt. (Very subtle nod to Sonic Youth)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1752330357469298828)  2024-01-30T13:58Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@JenniferGDBC I saw your name pop up so I looked at your profile and then I saw it was your birthday Happy birthday Jennifer hope youre well X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1752355302014402984)  2024-01-30T15:37Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Heres a new project were launching today. Dead Venues. Tributes to loved and lost music venues from the past. All printed on super soft organic cotton. Let us know if theres any venues youd like to see added. And any retweets gratefully received X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1757051093291274605)  2024-02-12T14:36Z 12.1K followers, 37.1K engagements


"@bennett_TG It looks perfectly and delightfully grotty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1757869381483139252)  2024-02-14T20:48Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@DaveModculture I flippin love Jarvis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1757886872632602681)  2024-02-14T21:57Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@qprnet Yep Haaland missing three sitters is a brilliant strategy to be fair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1759147354622427623)  2024-02-18T09:26Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Seems like a good time to repost Twitters impressions of Columbo and George Galloway. This still makes me laugh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1763495369323827239)  2024-03-01T09:23Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@iainlee @NCanham @KatherineEBoyle You were the original Kate Middleton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1770868737215729967)  2024-03-21T17:43Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Couldn't resist. https://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/page/shop2 https://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/page/shop2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1771181695183540509)  2024-03-22T14:26Z 10.8K followers, 449.3K engagements


"Complete the outfit England Socks on the way Would Colin from Portsmouth like a pair @Exploding_Heads https://t.co/YLluvjvpec https://t.co/YcmErd76DT England Socks on the way Would Colin from Portsmouth like a pair @Exploding_Heads https://t.co/YLluvjvpec https://t.co/YcmErd76DT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1772631086360678576)  2024-03-26T14:25Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@IanWrestling @tuckwell_steve It's not very "free market economics" is it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1772993265580617971)  2024-03-27T14:25Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"The irony here of course is that someone tried to open a Fish and Chip shop across the road from us but the application was refused by Hillingdon Council. Which is awkward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1773011042349527071)  2024-03-27T15:35Z 10.8K followers, 134.1K engagements


"The rich history of Uxbridge Fish & Chip shops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1773253523213254662)  2024-03-28T07:39Z 12.3K followers, 77.2K engagements


"He is risen (early) Neil Young is back on Spotify. My six year old has no idea how Young-heavy her Easter is about to get. Im so happy. https://t.co/e6iqFaqEtH Neil Young is back on Spotify. My six year old has no idea how Young-heavy her Easter is about to get. Im so happy. https://t.co/e6iqFaqEtH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1773648493594255799)  2024-03-29T09:48Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@iainlee What are his favourite memories of those times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1773690892546687266)  2024-03-29T12:37Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@EuropeanBob7 I think you might be right So that would make it Fassnidge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1775792031912100330)  2024-04-04T07:46Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"We can do jackets like this if theres a football team in *your* life that youd like to mortally humiliate. 👕💧 The Man City squad turned up to the Santiago Bernabeu in style ahead of their UCL clash with Real Madrid 🔥 🎥 CC: renattodavid194 on IG https://t.co/pzfvcoCfCU 👕💧 The Man City squad turned up to the Santiago Bernabeu in style ahead of their UCL clash with Real Madrid 🔥 🎥 CC: renattodavid194 on IG https://t.co/pzfvcoCfCU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1778101894444937446)  2024-04-10T16:45Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@mrjamesob She's been doing pilates for over twenty years SHE MUST BE TIRED cc @kellybetts @iainlee @KatherineEBoyle @JustinDealey @paulscoins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1778748871960568150)  2024-04-12T11:35Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Blimey a plan has appeared. https://planning.hillingdon.gov.uk/OcellaWeb/planningDetailsreference=14805/APP/2024/956&from=planningSearch So Uxbridge Library was all set to close just depending on whether it got through "planning". But it's all gone quiet since then Does anyone know how the planning application is going https://planning.hillingdon.gov.uk/OcellaWeb/planningDetailsreference=14805/APP/2024/956&from=planningSearch So Uxbridge Library was all set to close just depending on whether it got through "planning". But it's all gone quiet since then Does anyone know how the planning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1783534651778220392)  2024-04-25T16:32Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Labour should have let Natalie Elphicke cross the floor but quickly pulled her chair away when she went to sit down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1788206066548789729)  2024-05-08T13:55Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Life imitating art though. Aurora Borealis over The Pavillions in #Uxbridge. https://t.co/YeouP41Qzk Aurora Borealis over The Pavillions in #Uxbridge. https://t.co/YeouP41Qzk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1789194212962914469)  2024-05-11T07:21Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I simply refuse to believe that the "Minister For Common Sense" is an actual thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1790002670754759022)  2024-05-13T12:54Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@Mattallwright Like a bone through the nose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1790326420771611060)  2024-05-14T10:20Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Are umbrellas woke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1793333782142980361)  2024-05-22T17:31Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Thought experiment: if the Tories pledged to rejoin the EU would you vote for them Anonymous poll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1793571943997903316)  2024-05-23T09:17Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@out_of_synch Yes Chris in the shop said he wondered if the Tories announced we would rejoin the EU they would nick enough Labour votes to win. (Obviously they wont But its a fun thought)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1793699083573473505)  2024-05-23T17:42Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@mrjamesob What I like about Rishi Sunak is that he gets on with people from all walks of life. Upper class people middle class people and working class peo. well maybe not working class people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1793963492766020017)  2024-05-24T11:13Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Loads of Man City in Ickenham in full bucket hat regalia. Why Ickenham Wembley is on the Met line isnt it Is the Coach and Horses that much of a pull from Manchester Whats going on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794319798421401679)  2024-05-25T10:49Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I found out a coach was picking fans up to take them to Wembley from Ickenham as parking in Uxbridge would have been problematic. I hope this hasnt troubled you too much and you did manage to get some sleep last night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794657418389192793)  2024-05-26T09:10Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"There was a kid at my school from Norway. He was a lovely funny sweet natured boy. At [--] he had to go back to Norway to complete [--] years military service. When he returned two years later he was a completely broken. There thats my national service anecdote. Hope you liked it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794680507860656332)  2024-05-26T10:42Z 12.3K followers, 19.1K engagements


"@robmesure Happy Birthday And that could be my favourite album by anyone ever too Enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794696649648079204)  2024-05-26T11:46Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"I always get Nicki Minaj and Ali Miraj mixed up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794712996343873685)  2024-05-26T12:51Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@dynmkrh M&S do a lot of sour cream and onion mate. Do they have M&S in Ireland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794766895436145093)  2024-05-26T16:25Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@dynmkrh Just the tinned fish aisle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1794771031800139978)  2024-05-26T16:42Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Wow I didn't realise Nick Ferrari was such a big Diane Abbott fan. He's absolutely LIVID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1795735070516662316)  2024-05-29T08:32Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Sprayed coffee on my freshly ironed ice white T-shirt. So now I've got to print something on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1796074126118957470)  2024-05-30T07:00Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Designed this for a customer and we keep getting asked for them now so we've put them on the website. Kids and adult sizes available. #taylorswift #erastour https://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/page/shop2 https://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/page/shop2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1798300415341302253)  2024-06-05T10:26Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"What's the biggest thing YOU'VE ever painted orange Hit the numbers now you will get through [----] [-------]. I once painted a skateboard orange (lime green Flypaper grip tape Indie trucks slimeballs if you're wondering)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1803441882447405159)  2024-06-19T14:57Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Its things like this US election that make me believe we could be living in a simulation. Thats easier to believe than the two people vying for the most powerful job on earth are the worst man on earth and a bloke who can barely remember his own name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1806963048315326907)  2024-06-29T08:08Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Do we stay up all night tonight or tomorrow night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1808562573840642501)  2024-07-03T18:04Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@radiodebbie Wow thats great And youre right shed love the idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1808923555272241480)  2024-07-04T17:59Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@Blooms_Ghost I think itll be incredibly close in Uxbridge. There were [---] votes in it last time but there was a huge anti-Labour ULEZ vote. That wont really be the same this time but also new boundaries will help the Tories. I cant call it. 50/50"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1808932175091556376)  2024-07-04T18:33Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Hold on hold on this cant be right It almost looks like some kind of meritocracy James Timpson OBE @JamesTCobbler has been appointed Minister of State(Minister for Prisons Parole and Probation)in the Ministry of Justice @MoJGovUK. https://t.co/qJr6p1AKP3 James Timpson OBE @JamesTCobbler has been appointed Minister of State(Minister for Prisons Parole and Probation)in the Ministry of Justice @MoJGovUK. https://t.co/qJr6p1AKP3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1809322543146496345)  2024-07-05T20:24Z 10.8K followers, 152.9K engagements


"Feels like only yesterday that Chris Grayling was trying to ban prisoners from READING BOOKS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1809338124692255015)  2024-07-05T21:26Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Flyer from [----] for a Labour rally by Keir Hardie. Held at Uxbridge Town Hall (previously The Savoy theatre / RBS Bank and now excellent Morello Lounge)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1809882410424696892)  2024-07-07T09:29Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Just watched Ollie Watkins' goal again and it made me go all funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1811375050047533516)  2024-07-11T12:20Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Are we sure the [----] US Election isn't just one elaborate performance art piece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1811661278630310194)  2024-07-12T07:18Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@Br1gsy @mepaulgarner Im a big Tele fan but that one was something else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1811847739673575804)  2024-07-12T19:38Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@Dyanhiel They have been this year because we got too many fliers printed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1811855266834710623)  2024-07-12T20:08Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh Message In A Bottle of Ketchup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1813547274548687126)  2024-07-17T12:12Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh Hold on hold on "Roxanne you don't have to put on the RED SAUCE""  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1813549659224416510)  2024-07-17T12:21Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh Yes I have actually noticed they put too much ketchup on the breakfast roll. It's weird isn't it McDonalds usually have that sort of thing covered. You'd think they'd have a little machine for it and not let silly humans bodge it up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1813550845847593215)  2024-07-17T12:26Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh Maybe we should write to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1813551299839057962)  2024-07-17T12:28Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh Yes I pinned it because I couldnt find the number. But you used to just quietly pin a tweet but now Twitter is like LOOK WHAT THIS BLOKES JUST PINNED LOOK EVERYONE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1814568959196233992)  2024-07-20T07:52Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh Try it pin a tweet and it will be announced for all the world to see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1814569894630883676)  2024-07-20T07:55Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@dynmkrh You dont. We do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1814571046609055872)  2024-07-20T08:00Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@uxbridgewalrus If thats the case then I think not going public about it was a mistake. But its done now unfortunately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1814699206356955144)  2024-07-20T16:29Z 12.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@piersmorgan My point was that you dont have principles. Principles dont fluctuate. Find it strange that one minute you think hes attempted a violent insurrection and the next you think hes a badass because he got shot in the ear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1814992182282973516)  2024-07-21T11:53Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Does Kamala rhyme with Pamela or does it rhyme with Keir Starmer I keep hearing both"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1815365635192357058)  2024-07-22T12:37Z 12.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@calamityjane65 Apparently it's Car-malah https://x.com/danbarker/status/1815300536477851806 @TinaDaheley This was the video Kamala put out explaining how to pronounce her first name. https://t.co/Y8g36kuoOi https://x.com/danbarker/status/1815300536477851806 @TinaDaheley This was the video Kamala put out explaining how to pronounce her first name. https://t.co/Y8g36kuoOi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1815376641247367492)  2024-07-22T13:21Z 12.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Wotcha what have I missed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1821169673456488838)  2024-08-07T13:01Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements


"A lady came in the shop last week and tried to pay using the dodgiest [--] note I've ever seen. The print was literally smudged on one side. I said we couldn't take it and she asked why and I said because it looked dodgy and she said OK that's fair enough and we left as friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1821178944860966929)  2024-08-07T13:37Z 12.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Lovely seeing the actual silent majority rock up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1821268413546676553)  2024-08-07T19:33Z 10.8K followers, 106.5K engagements


"@mrjamesob It's not just the melody there are chords behind them so the permutations are (practically) infinite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1821505204602220992)  2024-08-08T11:14Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@HavelockRoadBtn @mrjamesob"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1821510290699153807)  2024-08-08T11:34Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@christhedec Oooooh I've heard good things about them. There are some really nice places to eat in Ruislip these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1828769087230808504)  2024-08-28T12:18Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@Rusty123B I can well believe it. Seriously it what one of the tastiest apples I've ever had off the tree and [--] hours later it was disgusting. WAX THAT BABY UP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1831307258216534455)  2024-09-04T12:24Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"I have definitely fallen out of love with Twitter. I mean I dont dislike it or anything. I still look at but not compulsively and I still post but much more infrequently. It just seems to have lost that sense of community it once had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1833577797702348856)  2024-09-10T18:46Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@SendCakeFilms Wow you folded quick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1834282850142879897)  2024-09-12T17:28Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"A man is playing what can only be described as jazz on Uxbridge High Street and he is quite excellent. The most excellent part is he is helping to drown out the elderly Christian man who is telling everyone they're going to burn in eternal hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1834602428198510701)  2024-09-13T14:37Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@EuropeanBob7 To the casual observer his faith doesn't appear to have brought him a great deal of peace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1834605794865578435)  2024-09-13T14:51Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"And theres not a court in the land that can do me for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1834669533682118996)  2024-09-13T19:04Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I've just got into The Wedding Present [--] years after the event. I think I've always been put off them by their terrible record sleeves (especially the very early ones) because I'm insufferably shallow. Anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1835211187304239160)  2024-09-15T06:56Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@zydhockey Absolutely brilliant Yes I came across this on Spotify"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1835649523600761069)  2024-09-16T11:58Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Over the moon to be launching today as Balcony Shirts partners up with @uxfc_redarmy. Check out our commemorative T-shirt celebrating the 150th anniversary of UFC getting to the 2nd round of the FA Cup in [----]. Season tickets available in the shop SOON http://uxbridgefcshop.co.uk http://uxbridgefcshop.co.uk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1836417364209946681)  2024-09-18T14:49Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Why don't you get wasabi with Tesco sushi [----] 6060973"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1839625437435015606)  2024-09-27T11:17Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Ah man. Kris Kristofferson. I think Sunday Morning Coming Down has got to be a Top [--] all-time great country song. What a legacy. "Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt" https://www.youtube.com/watchv=SPiSYVLFCM8 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=SPiSYVLFCM8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1840643120205082914)  2024-09-30T06:41Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"I've taken out a superinjunction to prevent you all from knowing it's the shop's 15th birthday at the end of the month FIFTEEN YEARS You'd get less for murder Would you I don't know. Maybe if there were mitigating circumstances I've no idea I'm just typing words now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1841489856561647981)  2024-10-02T14:46Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"My wife and I had our honeymoon on Chagos Island. With the philharmonic Chagos Island steel drum band playing Here Comes The Bride. They can take our Chagos Island but they'll never take our Chagos Island memories"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1842297921301348460)  2024-10-04T20:17Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@out_of_synch Do you remember in the 80s we all used to have bi-annual school trips to Chagos Island before Margaret Thatcher took them away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1842301218699542823)  2024-10-04T20:30Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Shops that offer an Evri drop off service but then tut and roll their eyes at you when you try to drop off a parcel. Can we hand them over to Mauritius too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1842545713726538066)  2024-10-05T12:41Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"There's one interesting characteristic of Guinness that hasn't carried over to Guinness Zero. I'm not going to spell it out because this is a family show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1843195043282293168)  2024-10-07T07:41Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


""Labour would deliver a new hospital for Hillingdon in the first term of government - no more Conservative dither and delay." Today @wesstreeting and I visited Hillingdon Hospital. It was eye-opening to see the challenges our NHS faces after [--] years of neglect. Labour would deliver a new hospital for Hillingdon in the first term of government - no more Conservative dither and delay. https://t.co/RprwbxhABX Today @wesstreeting and I visited Hillingdon Hospital. It was eye-opening to see the challenges our NHS faces after [--] years of neglect. Labour would deliver a new hospital for Hillingdon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1844659940633297123)  2024-10-11T08:42Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@BOsguthorpe Is there any other kind Ben"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1844740761591357803)  2024-10-11T14:04Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"What Chinese People Want is my second favourite Mel Gibson movie. Harris or Trump What Chinese people want from US election https://t.co/vHZ5MaMFXW Harris or Trump What Chinese people want from US election https://t.co/vHZ5MaMFXW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1845607791722934543)  2024-10-13T23:29Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Some kids just knocked on our back door and asked if they could all walk through the shop (as it would be a short cut to the high street). I said no because there are machines and all sorts of dangerous things lying about. So they called me a paedo and you have to respect that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1846928645614428458)  2024-10-17T14:57Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements


"How are you celebrating International Wombat Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1848673449176178992)  2024-10-22T10:31Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The day after International Wombat Day is always such a comedown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1849026467235086712)  2024-10-23T09:53Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"We are [--] years old. These photos are from our opening day in October [----]. We're still here which is impressive when you consider we had absolutely no idea what we were going to do after everyone had bought a T-shirt with "Uxbridge" on it in the first week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1849747259237208314)  2024-10-25T09:38Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@ufcmark65 @uxfc_redarmy I'm REALLY looking forward to tomorrow I think Leigh is gigging unfortunately. Looking forward to seeing you there Mark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1849768418649452717)  2024-10-25T11:02Z 10.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Botham. In honor of Internet Day name your favorite Internet moment of all time. In honor of Internet Day name your favorite Internet moment of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1852056360869077008)  2024-10-31T18:33Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I bought some cheap forks because I needed some forks and I thought a fork is a fork so cheap ones will be fine but let me tell you ladies and gentlemen of Twitter a fork is not a fork and buying cheap forks is a decision you will regret every day for the rest of your life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1852416677578977780)  2024-11-01T18:25Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@KatherineEBoyle I was hoping this was a reply to my forks tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1852463272701939946)  2024-11-01T21:30Z 12.1K followers, [---] engagements


"You know when you find a tenner in an old jacket Just did that but the tenner was a mince pie and the old jacket was the cupboard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1853093321985380658)  2024-11-03T15:14Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I've been trying to avoid the news for the last [--] months but I listened to "Rest Is Politics" the other day to get a feel for the US election. Rory Stewart was saying he'd bet 100K on a Harris landslide. Campbell was also "very confident". So that was [--] minutes well spent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1854081105139237012)  2024-11-06T08:39Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@lnr_models I made a fatal mistake with my Christmas window I never planned for it to be a regular thing so I just made it out of cardboard boxes and now they're all warped and shabby. I need to start again with foamboard. Schoolboy error"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1854452967719464995)  2024-11-07T09:16Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Apparently unconfirmed reports they were giving away a rug to the first [---] people through the door. The queue was ENORMOUS. Looks like a great shop. Nice to see an actual "shop" opening in Uxbridge. Good work everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1854843718865399963)  2024-11-08T11:09Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@iainlee @davidturners It's the total and complete surrender at the end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1854910363038265813)  2024-11-08T15:34Z 11.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Have I understood correctly that Elon Musk is kind of going to be in charge of hiring and firing the people who regulate his businesses Because that sounds like an absolutely AWESOME gig"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1854916801483698493)  2024-11-08T16:00Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Finished some new scarves for Uxbridge FC @uxfc_redarmy which will be available in their new club shop on Saturday (vs Guernsey). Love the Dennis the Menace colourway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1857037167140151766)  2024-11-14T12:25Z 11.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@ufcmark65 You going later Think Im there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1858922792827195560)  2024-11-19T17:18Z 11.6K followers, [--] engagements


"The only impression I can do is Gregg Wallace saying Now that is a lovely plate of food and now even that has been taken away from me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1862204096960233500)  2024-11-28T18:37Z 11.5K followers, [----] engagements


"We not doing anything for Black Friday. Other than this tweet. This tweet is our Black Friday offering. Hope you enjoy it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1862431310649626646)  2024-11-29T09:40Z 11.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrkhndy Shall we make a True Crime podcast about Wallace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1863984453468479750)  2024-12-03T16:31Z 11.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrkhndy I watched that television series and I enjoyed it Mark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1874799912036237342)  2025-01-02T12:48Z 11.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Lidl in Uxbridge no longer release you from the self-service holding pen until you scan your receipt but if you use the app the receipt is on your phone but sometimes there is a delay in it coming through so people just linger at the gate and there is absolute pandemonium"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1930655380696113212)  2025-06-05T15:58Z 11K followers, [----] engagements


"They've closed the road outside the shop for filming and a big posh trailer has just pulled up. Maybe Matthew McConaughey is inside Or Dolph Lundgren or Taylor Lautner or someone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1932463495515369745)  2025-06-10T15:42Z 11K followers, [----] engagements


"@joyrebecca7 Hi Joy for a blank Gildan adult shirt that we stock in the shop they're [--]. Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1935966304575652284)  2025-06-20T07:41Z 11K followers, [--] engagements


"Do you remember Johnny Cashs Glastonbury set I liked that a lot. Really good. Thats it. Thats my Glastonbury tweet. Hope you liked it. Same time next year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1939057730649760039)  2025-06-28T20:26Z 11K followers, [---] engagements


"Its nice that every generation gets their very own little Bill Grundy moment isnt it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1939256266158678180)  2025-06-29T09:34Z 11K followers, [---] engagements


"@biltawulf Nick Ferrari on LBC regularly used to do "Should we allows gays in the army" and then would talk about two men being in a tank together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1945803375460663573)  2025-07-17T11:10Z 11K followers, [--] engagements


"@Britpopmemories Is it Bonaparte Headington"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1949421304806879276)  2025-07-27T10:47Z 11K followers, [---] engagements


"@DaveModculture You know I think jealousy could have a lot to do with it. If the womens team was losing every game ten nil they'd probably get right behind them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1949770785888838018)  2025-07-28T09:55Z 11K followers, [----] engagements


"Is Trump taking Melania when he goes to meet Putin on the northwest extremity of North America Alaska Oh theres no need to ask her I was just wondering Little joke for you there lads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1954949015046357502)  2025-08-11T16:52Z 11K followers, [---] engagements


"@radiodebbie Will check Chris Hope you've had fun off galavanting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1960972299021988353)  2025-08-28T07:46Z 11K followers, [--] engagements


"I just asked ChatGPT the time because the clock on my computer is wrong and my phone is in another room and it got the answer [--] hour and [--] minutes out. It literally just guesses loads of stuff but that's fine I just guess loads of stuff too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1961824563932606690)  2025-08-30T16:13Z 11K followers, [---] engagements


"Its nice that the Americans get to play the Kate Middleton game for a while. So the photos we get of the golf outing today is a pale and feeble looking one of him getting to a car at the WH and this one of him returning. Nothing from the course. https://t.co/VpUG9vMLPa So the photos we get of the golf outing today is a pale and feeble looking one of him getting to a car at the WH and this one of him returning. Nothing from the course. https://t.co/VpUG9vMLPa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1962572876453646495)  2025-09-01T17:46Z 11K followers, [----] engagements


"My alert from the Government just said Youre awesome Dont change a thing. What did it say on your one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1964718958604595587)  2025-09-07T15:54Z 11K followers, [----] engagements


"Grok is saying there were between 80k and 150k people there and the organisers are saying [--] million but whats two million eight hundred and fifty thousand amongst friends @KenCavallon @AdamJSchwarz Analyzing the aerial footage: The crowd densely fills Westminster Bridge (250m long 25m wide) and extends 1-2km into streets around Parliament. At 2-4 people/m density that's roughly 80000-150000 people. Diverse reports (police Reuters Guardian) align with 110k-150k @KenCavallon @AdamJSchwarz Analyzing the aerial footage: The crowd densely fills Westminster Bridge (250m long 25m wide) and extends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1967147941510214060)  2025-09-14T08:46Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I know comparisons with Orwell and [----] are SO hackneyed and uncreative etc BUT JESUS CHRIST DID YOU HEAR STEPHEN MILLERS SPEECH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1970010344258167082)  2025-09-22T06:20Z 10.9K followers, [---] engagements


"This is my favourite song about Tylenol. What's your favourite song about Tylenol https://open.spotify.com/track/7LSqViSX0URYhGTBDYfjkjsi=2cb1dd1567e94ecd https://open.spotify.com/track/7LSqViSX0URYhGTBDYfjkjsi=2cb1dd1567e94ecd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1970390259717583146)  2025-09-23T07:30Z 10.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrkhndy Im going to make Crispy Chicken Park merch. Its going to be massive. Its going to be like Fat Willys Surf Shack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1971274537473102170)  2025-09-25T18:04Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Tony Blair finally going to get his ID Card wish after slogging away for [--] years. Just shows never give up on your dreams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1971489600184189385)  2025-09-26T08:18Z 10.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Jackson Lamb and some random sketchbook portraits. Sailor fude fountain pen and carbon ink. Bodged the nose a bit but you cant rub it out innit. #SlowHorses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1972363160574374009)  2025-09-28T18:09Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@ydnhkrm I like the song Lover by Taylor Swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1974036718400471094)  2025-10-03T09:00Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@retalsp @ydnhkrm What's your favourite Taylor Swift song Mr Retals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1974038732450803717)  2025-10-03T09:08Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@mostly_grumpy 😂 It took the second glimpse in the drawer for it to dawn on me what hed just said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1974491572826726445)  2025-10-04T15:07Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Didn't Habeas Corpus used to play for Derby County Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus TRUMP: Suspending who Q: Habeas corpus TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi. https://t.co/DdjFnoUIrM Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus TRUMP: Suspending who Q: Habeas corpus TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi. https://t.co/DdjFnoUIrM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1976285612832632915)  2025-10-09T13:56Z 10.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Somebody at HMP Wakefield will be getting extra biscuits with their cuppa tonight wont they"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1977131039354241492)  2025-10-11T21:55Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Next LBC presenters; place your bets: Tommy Robinson 7/1. Milo 5/1. AndersBreivik - evens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/817120202001412099)  2017-01-05T21:26Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"We get asked a lot for a #Bitcoin T-shirt so we've done one. #BTC $NEO #XRP $ETH https://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/bitcoin-to-the-moon-t-shirt-7727.html https://www.balconyshirts.co.uk/bitcoin-to-the-moon-t-shirt-7727.html"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/948884132129660928)  2018-01-04T11:49Z 12.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Very windy-woo-woos out there Uxbridge. Costa's windbreak has fallen over. I even got a bit of dust in my eye when I was riding my bike (I've made a full recovery)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1041932440800034821)  2018-09-18T06:10Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@iainlee I threw a garden waste bag over the side of the garden waste section at the dump last week and some grass cuttings blew back in my face and some went in my eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1148570073931665408)  2019-07-09T12:30Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"I've scratched my knuckle quite badly but I don't want any of you to worry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1293180769158889478)  2020-08-11T13:41Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"This weekend I recorded my [--] year old's song about the angst of not being able to complete your Sainsbury's Lego card collection and I *may* have got a little carried away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1318236260708847622)  2020-10-19T17:03Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements


"This is the station at night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1332717858695094273)  2020-11-28T16:07Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements


"@tuckwell_steve Hi Steve constituent and Uxbridge shopkeeper here. I think closing the fantastic library (which had a 10million upgrade [--] years ago) would be a disaster for the high street and town centre at the worst possible time. It is well used and well loved. Please reconsider. Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1728131341185872249)  2023-11-24T19:19Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Is women's football the only sport where the women get constantly compared to the men It's baffling. No one says "I'm not going to watch the women's javelin because the men throw further""  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1949734205828567250)  2025-07-28T07:30Z 10.8K followers, 265.2K engagements


"@masato_jones Halcyon days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1977456018524152188)  2025-10-12T19:27Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Hell always be Prince Andrew His Royal Highness The Duke of York Earl of Inverness in Scotland and Baron Killyleagh in Northern Ireland and Royal Knight Companion of the Order of the Garter to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1979533907918782953)  2025-10-18T13:03Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Grab Bag crisps are now just the size of the old normal sized bags of crisps. What is the actual point anymore We cant go on with this madness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1980929759610908970)  2025-10-22T09:30Z 10.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@mrkhndy Yes. It says Balcony Shirts - Garment Printing & Embroidery on the label. Like our shop sign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1981742498788651426)  2025-10-24T15:20Z 10.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Next week our shop in Uxbridge is [--] years old. Incredible we've lasted that long and we are very grateful to all our customers over those years. We've actually been going for over [--] years now. That's just ridiculous. This is me and Chris when we were children"  
[X Link](https://x.com/balconyshirts/status/1981752074292412840)  2025-10-24T15:58Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements

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