# ![@asdkfjasdlfjd Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3073865116.png) @asdkfjasdlfjd a;sdkfjasdlfj;d

a;sdkfjasdlfj;d posts on X about nintendo, israel, pokemon, twitter the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/interactions)
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- [--] Month [-------] -71%
- [--] Months [---------] +210%
- [--] Year [----------] +55%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] -28%
- [--] Month [---] +9.30%
- [--] Months [---] +106%
- [--] Year [---] +5.70%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/followers)
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- [--] Month [-----] +3.40%
- [--] Months [-----] +15%
- [--] Year [-----] +44%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::3073865116/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[gaming](/list/gaming)  [countries](/list/countries)  [finance](/list/finance)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [musicians](/list/musicians) 

**Social topic influence**
[nintendo](/topic/nintendo) #2695, [israel](/topic/israel), [pokemon](/topic/pokemon), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [$7974t](/topic/$7974t), [lit](/topic/lit), [money](/topic/money), [indie](/topic/indie), [diy](/topic/diy), [playstation](/topic/playstation)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Mastercard, Inc. (MA)](/topic/$ma) [Reddit, Inc.  (RDDT)](/topic/reddit) [McDonald's Corp (MCD)](/topic/mcdonalds) [BEAM (BEAM)](/topic/beam) [Sonic (S)](/topic/sonic) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Dare I hope my book makes it onto a Yellow Friday Broadcast. Imagine the engagement I'd get the sheer number of eyes on my book. The sales would be through the roof"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1702499079442276791)  2023-09-15T01:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"BREAKING: United States Armed Forces 'greatly changed' after excavating 'mysterious weapon' from ancient ruin. 'The outcome between the battles of man will be determined not by brute strength but by "Ancient Gears" - giant humanoid fighting machines' one Pentagon source claims"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1808632401087901832)  2024-07-03T22:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Y2K_mindset The more I watch it the more it's like a form of ritual humiliation for Fallon modern equivalent of a conquered nation's strongest warrior publically appeasing his new masters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1851286803262652886)  2024-10-29T15:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@karterAKA Money is a great trending topic on the popular app 'X' this week Users are debating whether $100000 units of money for the 'bloodboy' position is a fair amount of payment or not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1879969885322957167)  2025-01-16T19:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm in my quiet era now. Whatever happens happens. It is what it is. Life goes on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1880440299882967240)  2025-01-18T02:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Have a friend who is a 'reverse incel'. Born into polished suburbs he was always popular against his will cannibalized by women at his niche art program for his charming awkwardness. The second he graduated he rock bottomed to neet a reptile retreating. He seems to prefer it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1890500619951059289)  2025-02-14T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Basically the current state of this site"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1890632207812657325)  2025-02-15T05:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Start your day with a refreshing ice-cold 'nitro' cold brew from Dunkin. Dunkin Donuts -- it's what family is about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1890788784540680432)  2025-02-15T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The last time I was deeply unemployed I took to telling friends and family I'd gotten a job as a bloodboy wheelbarrowing marrow in the plasma mines"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1890800657172422790)  2025-02-15T16:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When I get a six figure book deal people are going to attempt to 'cancel' me with crap like 'he doesn't live in rural Appalachia Appalachia is in the south he lives in the northernmost state of the contiguous United States and was raised in an elite coastal suburban community'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1891172371442057565)  2025-02-16T17:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wasn't meant for corporate jobs or society. I was meant to hunt mammoths in the arctic and play Final Fantasy X: HD Remaster on Nintendo Switch in 'handheld' mode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1892577856779165745)  2025-02-20T14:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"One of my former roommates dated a girl who was prolific in the national 'Super Smash Bros' scene. Seems silly to think about. That's like saying you know a famous online indie lit writer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1893499140476141788)  2025-02-23T03:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I felt so good when I was drunk last night but now I feel depressed and bad. I need to be drinkmaxxing. Always be drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1893790747788226803)  2025-02-23T22:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"🗣 Elon Musks support for cryptocurrency continues to drive discussions about the future of decentralized finance. If such an initiative were real it could revolutionize financial systems. However investors and crypto enthusiasts should verify facts before acting on viral news"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1893797846597456178)  2025-02-23T22:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Could a hog dog but with rice taste good 🤔 Imagine a hot dog but instead of served between a bun it was served with rice and maybe even soy sauce. Could this fusion of two foreign and often opposite cultures be feasible Why or why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1909774751381266923)  2025-04-09T01:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean Yup. Gotta wagon marrow in the bone mines like a good bloodboy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1915876200553005509)  2025-04-25T21:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@gothicman50 bloodboy in the marrow yards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1920466580195971247)  2025-05-08T13:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@fuckingnerd Bloodboy working in the marrow mines. They could even promote you to bone duty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1929589468828197172)  2025-06-02T17:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ok I admit I kind of went overboard with the '31 year old man who has ruined his life' bit. I'm [--] and never worked a day in my life because I have a trust fund"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1952388066863153568)  2025-08-04T15:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm suspicious of every 'learning experience' I had on drugs acid LSD mushrooms etc. Sure you can activate a molecule in my brain. Beer can do that too. You can't tell me what death is like though because if I was dead I wouldn't even have those molecules. I wouldn't exist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1954346552572731495)  2025-08-10T00:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Would you climb these stairs Why or why not 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1957438856195666208)  2025-08-18T13:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"asdkfjasdlfjd is a Chinese man who has lived inside Beijing Capital International Airport for over [--] years. He moved out of his home because his family insisted he quit drinking but he refused. In response asdkfjasdlfjd went to the airport set up his food belongings and sleeping bag in a waiting area where he has remained for the past [--] years. asdkfjasdlfjd has repeatedly said he won't return home because then he'll be forced to quit drinking. In [----] he told China Daily: 'I can't go back home because I have no freedom there. 'My family told me if I wanted to stay I had to quit drinking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1961440174920937474)  2025-08-29T14:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Death of Charlie Kirk feels like the end of the corny 'own the other side' youtube debate era that comprised so much of 2010s politics and the start of something much darker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1965886576560390629)  2025-09-10T21:14Z [----] followers, 33.6K engagements


"If youre in your 20s or 30s and feel behind financially please: [--]. Avoid auto loans [--]. Avoid bad credit card debt [--]. Improve your credit score [--]. Keep expenses low [--]. Max out your Roth IRA [--]. Take your 401k match [--]. Build a second stream of income [--]. Read more books [--]. Invest at least 10% of your income [--]. Build a [--] month emergency fund This will put you ahead of 99% of people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1972009309505835351)  2025-09-27T18:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My review of the novel 'Fresh Green Life' by Sebastian Castillo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1973539813128348103)  2025-10-02T00:05Z [----] followers, 18.2K engagements


"Yes I'm a 'white boy.' Yes I like Mac DeMarco Michael 'Mike Crumps' Crumplar and 'Cumtown Podcast'. You will not shame me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1974134811838284170)  2025-10-03T15:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Quick little DIY drywall project. How am I doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1976491191454630270)  2025-10-10T03:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Got too much sleep and now I have a headache. This would never happen with beer. Beer would never betray me like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1976637887664828775)  2025-10-10T13:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Does Nick Fuentes have 'cheugy rizz' 🤔 Read one intrepid reporter's attempt to get to the bottom of this business 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1978307692402799096)  2025-10-15T03:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@indigojackal Do you drink one scotch and then let the buzz run its course or do you drink throughout the whole day I can't imagine having 'just one' drink. That's not enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979204494391984163)  2025-10-17T15:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This guy is my Wario. I hope establishment dems ratfuck his campaign and call him sexist and Reddit and his oysterman business fails"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979263305169445353)  2025-10-17T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Regarding the Hasan Piker dog stuff -- my buddy went through a coke phase during which his dog suddenly turned really aggressive and would attack me whenever I came over. So he got a shock collar and the problem was solved. No more biting dog. Not really that controversial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979299407196463611)  2025-10-17T21:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"'Metroid Prime 2'-seeming Legend of Zelda level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979354769832710585)  2025-10-18T01:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"How I feel as an online indie lit writer who wrote a short and forgettable collection of 60ish 'anime'-themed poems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979385583308017916)  2025-10-18T03:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Went to Walmart to buy new Pokemon game. Arrived in video game aisle just in time to see a couple buying 'the last copy'. The man guffawed to his wife/gf 'I shouldn't let you get this because you'll be locked in your room for DAYS playing it'. After they left I requested the assistance of the cashier and they informed me there were no more Pokemon games 'out back' in fact that was 'the last copy' last Pokemon copy in my entire town. No Pokemon for me it went to the BDSM couple. My life is a constant mire of misery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979597085050900759)  2025-10-18T17:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My Youtube recommendations went from Nick Fuentes racial supremacy content to this stuff after I pivoted to DIY handyman work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979611568342974552)  2025-10-18T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I do this to avoid cutting the pepperoni"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979661174443831490)  2025-10-18T21:29Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"@Horned_Sphere wait is this going on everywhere I had to drive through one of them to try to get the new Pokemon game. Pokemon game was out of stock. And there were a bunch of people in the street holding signs up screaming at me. Didn't get my Pokemon game. Very poor messaging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979673445710598648)  2025-10-18T22:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Horned_Sphere Fight to get me my Pokemon copy that the last one was purchased literally in front of my fucking face as I walked into Walmart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979674445741777230)  2025-10-18T22:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Horned_Sphere Whoa. that's profound. I should 'Pokemon Go' to the polls and elect a moderate Democrat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979675421651476699)  2025-10-18T22:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Free tech startup idea -- programmable AI electric dog collar. Every dog will be mandated to wear one such that when you go on a walk and a dog bothers you and the owner does nothing to control their animal you can download an app to 'electrocute' the disobedient dog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979731047735771625)  2025-10-19T02:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Can anyone identify these spiders in my apt. Worried they're brown recluse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979749206601683291)  2025-10-19T03:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I actually like Graham Platner and would even probably vote for him except his obsession with Israel is really bad. Says a lot about a candidate when they dedicate 90% of their campaign to railing against a random country in the Middle East the size of New Jersey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979925667228598502)  2025-10-19T15:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Had to drive through one of those 'No Kings' protests to get new Pokemon game. Bunch of people mobbing the streets and blocking traffic and screaming at me. And the Pokemon game was out of stock. Didn't get new Pokemon game. Very poor messaging I can't see this helping democrats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979927741370695738)  2025-10-19T15:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@plasticbagger 'Schtick' Our most faithful ally in the Middle East is bleeding out every day to defend us from terrorism and you call it a 'schtick' How dare you. @response_pod is this your host Do you stand by these disgusting comments 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979929051587326287)  2025-10-19T15:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Chugged a large iced Dunkin Donuts 'nitro' cold brew on an empty stomach and immediately drafted [--] different insane frothing anti-Graham Platner rants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1979945991106080826)  2025-10-19T16:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Should I sand the shit out of this measly insignificant worm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980018409372016961)  2025-10-19T21:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Online indie lit will crucify you if you don't pledge allegiance to the latest racist white Bernie bro senate candidate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980019928406405200)  2025-10-19T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Actually insane that he has the arrogance to stay in the race after this. As if white Bernie bros haven't destroyed this country enough after what they did to Hillary and Kamala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980038097388892197)  2025-10-19T22:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@nowavves1 @ZaidJilani I agree it's gonna come down to an argument about authenticity and that's why Platner holds the advantage. Mainers won't care about Platner's dad or whatever they'll care Collins makes millions on insider stock trading while the state becomes unlivable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980077383622578519)  2025-10-20T01:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@xeroger I wanna do one of these but it's me playing Nintendo Wii surrounded by empty Modelos ('just a few light beers') in my unfurnished apartment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980099104081400054)  2025-10-20T02:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Day in the life of a low class boring online indie lit writer who heads Raytheon Weapons Systems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980100865441603725)  2025-10-20T02:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"GRAHAM PLATNER. 'SIR'. We gave you the chance to withdraw from this election with your dignity intact. You had a brief moment where we could all shake hands say you had decent early momentum but ultimately lack the experienced expert credentials to win this race. But instead you chose to stay in. Selfishly. Instead you chose to spit in the face of voters everywhere. Arrogantly. You chose your ego above the people. And believe me when I say the people will be heard. I am officially calling on my dad who has 80% stock ownership in Maine's biggest shipping supplier Bath Ironworks to remove"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980462986469794147)  2025-10-21T02:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Yeahhhh we did the whole Graham Platner thing already with John Fetterman. Everyone got mad at me when I was critical of the working class dude in a sweatshirt back then look where we're at now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980662955726483780)  2025-10-21T15:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@panoptisean You think I didn't see it I put this oppo out there using my dad's multimillion dollar media conglomerate lol 🤭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980699334267322438)  2025-10-21T18:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Platner refused to listen and respectfully bow out so I had my dad's mega multimillion dollar media conglomerate dig up and publish a bunch of Nazi oppo 🤭 GRAHAM PLATNER. 'SIR'. We gave you the chance to withdraw from this election with your dignity intact. You had a brief moment where we could all shake hands say you had decent early momentum but ultimately lack the experienced expert credentials to win this race. But instead https://t.co/YBIA6gBoTZ GRAHAM PLATNER. 'SIR'. We gave you the chance to withdraw from this election with your dignity intact. You had a brief moment where we could"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980721084644356419)  2025-10-21T19:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The only joy left to me in this putrid world is logging on each day and seeing what new way the DNC has decided to ratfuck the progressive oysterman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980724509268234650)  2025-10-21T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Graham Platner 'ex vet with Nazi tattoos' is perfect establishment democrat segue into all the Israel policy critiques they've been drooling to leverage against him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980763247822139862)  2025-10-21T22:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The unemployed neet has lived a thousand lives whereas the salaryman office worker barely gets a sliver of free existence in the meager 4HL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980773601268887965)  2025-10-21T23:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Everyone hates my Graham Platner 'politics posting' even though I'm the 'anime poet' of Maine and write about crabs and am working class I work at Dunkin Donuts. I predicted he would have Nazi tattoos months ago because most fishermen do. Also my dad owns CBS news"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980789983075094994)  2025-10-22T00:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@EmmaVigeland Last time I checked Cuomo didn't campaign running on a literal Nazi symbol tattooed on his chest lol so I do not know what the frick you are even trying to say at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980817536846385447)  2025-10-22T02:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"☝🤓 ermm here's this for an idea. Maybe run a progressive working class candidate who believes in Medicare for All and doesn't have a massive fucking nazi symbol sewn directly into his chest 🤷♂ 🤔 Censorious hall monitor liberalism that refuses to accept growth in people -- unless you're a corporate centrist and all is forgiven just ask Cuomo supporters -- is far more of a threat to the Democratic Party's chances in the future than anything dug up on Graham Platner. Censorious hall monitor liberalism that refuses to accept growth in people -- unless you're a corporate centrist and all is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980818613906063507)  2025-10-22T02:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@plasticbagger I go through a lot of bad drafts but this and my Greta Thunberg diaper post are some of my best content in my opinion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980837354891014514)  2025-10-22T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@plasticbagger I have your posts and DMs on file dude. That will not happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980840248428089397)  2025-10-22T03:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You know I actually think I'm starting to come around to this Graham Platner guy. He has my vote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980982729958477837)  2025-10-22T13:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@plasticbagger No one likes my best bits. Hold the pickles Greta Thunberg diaper 'boy dinner' (bag of wet sausages). I manufacture the best content on this site and no one likes it so I have to post a picture of an empty apt with 'it's ok to start over as a [--] yr old man' for the 100th time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980984468828733833)  2025-10-22T13:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@crowjonah Do the brakes yourself. Pretty easy DIY repair for an online indie lit writer handyman like me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1980996520846798973)  2025-10-22T13:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I think the ideal time to have been a 31-yr old man was [----]. Can you imagine how awesome Reddit must have been Whereas being [--] in [----] is pathetic and a mark of failure for most men these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981143741072363703)  2025-10-22T23:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ANAXIFORM_INGES Can you play Nintendo Wii here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981187606173110652)  2025-10-23T02:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean Professional New England Maine-based 'anime lobster' poet accused of 'performatively pretending to be working class while actually having trust fund parents a bad reddit comment history and a literal fucking NAZI tattoo' oh wait that's not me that's Graham Platner 🤭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981188872185770467)  2025-10-23T02:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just got fired from my job at Dunkin Donuts because I opened twitter to an image of Graham Platner's SS totenkopf tattoo and my manager saw over my shoulder and accused me of supporting Nazis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981379563771818235)  2025-10-23T15:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is unacceptable. For the sake of Maine he needs to drop out immediately. We lose the senate if we run the unelectable bigot with a F*CKING nazi tattoo. Janet Mills has actually earned her chance to run through steady governorship and standing up to bullies. It's her turn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981386585213194657)  2025-10-23T15:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I am the internet's #1 best source for Graham Platner news. My obsessive hatred of him means I am researching him at all hours and seconds of the day. You want to catch a Batman You need a The Joker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981470592906801372)  2025-10-23T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I have a Graham Platner 'diaper' post drafted for the evening crowd that I'm really excited about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981502322389000249)  2025-10-23T23:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dislike seeing posts about 'the median Maine voter'. I wrote a poetry book about being median in Maine. All of you ignored it. Now you suddenly pretend to care because this state is a hot political issue. Fuck off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981546011995582505)  2025-10-24T02:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Graham Platner sure is a messy boy He can't go one day without making some stinky mess. 🤭 I know Platner thinks he is a big boy but maybe he should consider wearing a diaper for all this mess. Maybe Platner needs a diaper to help clean up all his stinky poopie mess 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981558219257286854)  2025-10-24T03:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Don't even really care about Graham Platner anymore. Boring to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981738433778229621)  2025-10-24T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Graham Platner is not 'working class' lmao. His campaign office is down the road from a restaurant my buddy works at and sometimes Planter orders lunch from there and he ALWAYS gets the lobster roll which is $80 minimum and can get even pricier depending on the market rate. My buddy says Platner shovels the lobster roll greedily into his drooling maw while the campaign staffers are left to fight over french fries as they are all unpaid and don't have healthcare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981763685900050721)  2025-10-24T16:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"BREAKING: Maine has a 'Platner Problem.' Even as senate hopeful candidate Graham Platner rises in the polls the socialist oysterman can't shake an onslaught of scandals. Is his campaign doomed to the dustbin of 'Bernie Bros' New on the ground reporting from asdkfjasdlfjd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981792569257292279)  2025-10-24T18:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What steaming turd of a political scandal will drop in Graham Platner's diaper today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981834559013699698)  2025-10-24T21:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bought the new Pokemon game. Avoided the 'Switch 2' version as I don't have $500 to spend on that but the Switch version was still somehow $70. I got a Fenneken and named him 'foot sniff' 🤣. Life is pretty awesome all things considered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981878830038950229)  2025-10-25T00:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean Playstation [--] game on top versus Pokemon below. Doesn't matter. I get to catch a bunch of Pokemon I like and name them like 'feet stink smell sndff'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981908582464655865)  2025-10-25T02:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"BREAKING: SCIENTISTS CLAIM OBJECT MOVING TOWARD EARTH AT 'SHOCKING' SPEED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981908915165040924)  2025-10-25T02:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean On the 4chan Pokemon board you are a specific type of stereotype. You probably picked up on Pokemon in the 3rd or 4th grade. The monsters look really good specifically in this iteration because you can 'summon' them in the open world and the animations have to account for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981909701982822559)  2025-10-25T02:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@panoptisean I'm trying to find a specific provocative 'thread" on here about how they fixed Pokemon with this game because they fixed how bird Pokemon animations work. Was really intense for the pokemon community like war. Leave 'war criminal' Platner out of this. How dare you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981910734260113850)  2025-10-25T02:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean Sorry I kinda freaked out. The Planter stuff really triggers me. This is what Z-A looks like. I like the Pokemon models that are rich with life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981916861458489531)  2025-10-25T02:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@panoptisean I'm so tired fam. I'm not your google search engine. I'm not your 'ChatGPT AI'. If you have a question look it up. Typical white Bernie Bro oyster progressive privilege"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1981919450069626882)  2025-10-25T03:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"One week ago I did a poll on here asking who would online indie lit hypothetically vote for -- me or progressive oysterman Graham Platner. Responses were overwhelmingly in favor of Platner. To the point that my DMs were being swarmed by toxic dude bros flexing on their masculinity trying to bully me for even daring to presume someone could compete with their saint Platner. Flash forward [--] days. It's been a long week huh Your hero Graham tortured Iraqi civilians as a Blackwater mercenary soldier had a f*cking NAZI tattoo and said the f-slur on reddit. Oh and he also has a history of drinking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982101422398214149)  2025-10-25T15:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@panoptisean Everyone should be able to vote for the senator of Maine and save us from this mess of an oysterman with F*CKING nazi tattoos saying slurs on reddit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982220124053463498)  2025-10-25T22:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Please.assist what type of spider is this south africa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982226511785529451)  2025-10-25T23:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@EpicMasterChief I don't think men past the age of [--] should be allowed to have sex or sexual feelings. I look to Bernie Sanders as a model. Do you think Bernie gets horny Bernie passes bills that get low income Americans healthcare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982297313558032569)  2025-10-26T04:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I think I have a 'gaming addiction'. I'm not satisfied until I have thoroughly completed a video game in the same way I can't stop drinking until I've finished [--] beers. This led me to catch all [---] Pokemon in Pokemon Crystal thus completing the Pokedex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982523957774606336)  2025-10-26T19:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"IF I HAD NOTHING ID LAUNCH A FACELESS ONLINE INDIE LIT PRESS IMMEDIATELY No face. No mic. No excuses. These [--] ChatGPT prompts provide the complete blueprint to create from zero: 👇 [--]. List [--] online indie lit publishing niches with high CPM and low competition. Because profitable popular. [--]. What are [--] highly searched questions in chosen niche currently Start with demand. Not guesswork. [--]. Write a clear binge-worthy short story collection on: insert topic Short = shareable. Shareable = growth. [--]. Suggest a title and thumbnail for this poem that maximizes clicks. If the hook fails the poetry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982530923213250641)  2025-10-26T19:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@panoptisean The most insulting part is they apologize for the '24' age misinformation. That's the entire point of the bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1982955540578746632)  2025-10-27T23:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tried AA once and it didn't work on me because no one there seemed miserable enough. They were like 'I'm soo fuucked because I need [--] bud lites a night.' No one had even begun to brush the depths of my rock bottom. I felt like a major leaguer forced to entertain toddlers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1983287027937489203)  2025-10-28T21:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm in my quiet era now. Whatever happens in online indie lit happens. I don't have much to say about anything in that scene anymore. It is what it is and life goes on. I've learned that not every flash fiction piece needs a reaction and not every subtweet deserves my energy. So now I'm learning to let things be. The cliquey groupchats the ignored posts the people who unfollowed me without a reason. I no longer question why things turned out the way they did. I no longer try to fix what I didn't break"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1983646447758155812)  2025-10-29T21:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"'Food stamps' seems like a specifically degrading childish term. They should be rebranded as 'Food Coin' and connected to the blockchain and sports betting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1983890385463136552)  2025-10-30T13:35Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements


"@plasticbagger Boring pretentious slop. Demon Slayer One Piece and Naruto are vastly superior shonens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1984253658603897134)  2025-10-31T13:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Going as 'The Death Egg' for Halloween lol. I am not cripplingly depressed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1984366002940104708)  2025-10-31T21:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I swear to god there was one viral Reddit thread about the fungus that infects ants and now we have a generation of movies and video games about 'what if a mushroom could control you'. Reddit world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1984447476842008974)  2025-11-01T02:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Got so drunk I ended up in da temple of thhe sky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1984502507671077330)  2025-11-01T06:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Quick little flooring install. Pretty easy for a DIY construction worker handyman like me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1984642477215641945)  2025-11-01T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Apply weatherstripping to save on winter heating costs ☝🤓 'Follow' for more DIY hacks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1984694861082116140)  2025-11-01T18:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"White guys are out here getting literally oneshotted by gas station kratom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985032325239804107)  2025-11-02T17:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BurialMagazine Finding out a lot of these are just sold as outright fakes turned me away from the hobby tbh. Pokemon would never do you dirty like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985104994949906492)  2025-11-02T22:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@plasticbagger If you did even the most basic of asdkfjasdlfjd oppo research you would recognize this photo is authentic because it has the signature bedsheets that always appear in my 'real' pics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985108436624048347)  2025-11-02T22:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@gothicman50 @plasticbagger Literally just go check the live pricing. I can sell this and finally buy a Nintendo Switch [--] lol https://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-destined-rivals/team-rocket%27s-mewtwo-ex-231#completed-auctions-used https://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-destined-rivals/team-rocket%27s-mewtwo-ex-231#completed-auctions-used"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985112523419324768)  2025-11-02T22:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"One big reform we could enact in this country is connecting EBT to the blockchain and empowering recipients to gamble their food stamps on crypto and sports betting winnings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985137059867021511)  2025-11-03T00:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@gothicman50 Sorry I feel like I'm becoming a dick/bully on here because I pulled a $500 Pokemon card. I'm going to play some Kirby for the Wii and check myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985141551501066717)  2025-11-03T00:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@gothicman50 I'm just a guy who plays Kirby on Wii in his basement and sometimes paints a window or two and pulls $500 pokemon cards man. I don't know crap about this whole shadow game of publishing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985143492377505903)  2025-11-03T00:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My incel fish market cashier friend is coping really hard over me pulling a $500 Pokemon card. He sent me five paragraphs of DMs to explain how little he cares about the pull and how it doesn't bother him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985514639493382200)  2025-11-04T01:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If Zohran Mamdani wins I will be leaving online indie lit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985715147713778159)  2025-11-04T14:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Genuinely can't imagine getting 'addicted' to kratom. That's like saying Bud Lite turned you into an alcoholic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985744464158048514)  2025-11-04T16:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'll go first. Online indie lit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985886241867387295)  2025-11-05T01:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I have transcended the need for beer. It seems so trivial to me now. I'd much rather sit down and enjoy a nice thick book of literature than drink a dozen beers. In fact to prove how meaningless beer is to me I think I'll drink [--] of them now because I don't want to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1985891907545817544)  2025-11-05T02:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't really believe in 'Supermoons' anymore. Seems like every other month now we have 'the brightest supermoon of the year'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1986199117320655205)  2025-11-05T22:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I love that everything just keeps getting shittier for no palpable reason. You should have to pay McDonald's for an 'ad-free' experience you should be able to gamble your food stamps on sports betting apps going to the doctor should lower your credit score"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1986479487249166719)  2025-11-06T17:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I would like to somehow serve Mamdani and his vision of New York City while he is in office. Maybe I could be a police officer or ICE agent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1986555240863166535)  2025-11-06T22:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Pulled a $500 Pokemon card got a Pulitzer prize winning journalist to boost my post. could this week get anymore awesome 😃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1986918987486118187)  2025-11-07T22:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I had to delete all my screaming in the car about politics videos because someone I respect said I sounded like Nick Fuentes. But now with the recent discourse I'm starting to think I could be a sort of 'Nick Fuentes of the Left'. Just like him but progressive and not racist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1986926199453487489)  2025-11-07T22:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Today was a good day. Did some DIY handyman installs breakfast for dinner and even had my journalist hero Glenn Greenwald boost my post. I think I'm pretty much done with writing and online indie lit. From here on out it's now gonna be pure political insight & food blogging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987027871907651659)  2025-11-08T05:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Why do all white men in online indie lit look like this lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987030532266598601)  2025-11-08T05:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Going to ask a senate candidate about Israel this weekend in a shrill angry 'Nick Fuentes'-like voice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987249998510104621)  2025-11-08T20:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tonights dinner since kids are refusing to wash dishes. I told them Im tired. Im not cleaning dishes plus cooking tonight. They thought I was joking. They didnt have to even wash all the dishes. I said wash me out [--] pots and [--] plates. Everyone went to the rooms to play video games. Ok. Enjoy this egg. Tonights dinner would have been spaghetti and meatsauce strawberry poundcake seasoned vegetables side boiled eggscherry tomatoes and spinach. For a drink either apple juice or almond chocolate milk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987281926135423278)  2025-11-08T22:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@panoptisean @karterAKA Did you play Pokemon on the 3DS Sean The idea of you even owning a 3DS seems like deep lore to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987301701687128542)  2025-11-08T23:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@karterAKA Original badge system was traded Pokemon will disobey you unless you have enough badges -- this was to prevent someone from trading you a lvl [--] Charizard in the first town and you cheesing the game with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987302064201081302)  2025-11-08T23:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@karterAKA yeah I don't believe the badge level system actually affects Pokemon you personally catch whatsoever -- not until the 'Legends' games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987303492587835438)  2025-11-08T23:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@panoptisean @karterAKA Like you don't remember having a 3DS A 3DS is worth $300 these days. You don't remember where you put $300"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987304278277427441)  2025-11-08T23:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@panoptisean @karterAKA ohhh gotcha. Sorry to give you shit dude. Yeah the Pokemon DS games were still 2D sprites. 3DS introduced '3D' mons with XY. My favorite generation is actually 'Gen V' for DS that has a Pokemon that's literal garbage. Played it in high school"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987305083361460378)  2025-11-08T23:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@karterAKA No offense Karter but you strike me as a Gen [--] kid not like us Gen [--] oldheads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987307035197612487)  2025-11-08T23:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BurialMagazine The player can abuse and terrorize Epona put her in frequent danger through their carelessness yet her trust never diminishes -- this is bad game design and makes the horse mechanic feel empty in most games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987323844328104415)  2025-11-09T00:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Cunningly identified the sound of a cat puking upstairs above me and was able to track and pinpoint the puking location in a way that felt like solving a 'The Legend of Zelda' dungeon puzzle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987327627104035250)  2025-11-09T01:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Man food no female influence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987345786498429137)  2025-11-09T02:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean It's clearly a snack wrap dude. 🙄 I substituted the protein for bacon as I didn't have chicken on hand. See recipe details in comments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987575356509798622)  2025-11-09T17:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hot take: this is good and I think air traffic controllers and firefighters should receive the same level of disdain from the left as police. They're all cops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987583879998247047)  2025-11-09T18:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Defend this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987620547325505565)  2025-11-09T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@cowboyroland you can have my $500 pokemon card 😊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987660582988685600)  2025-11-09T23:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I use AI prompts to respond to close friends and family when I feel I don't have the emotional bandwidth to otherwise engage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987675893980938490)  2025-11-10T00:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JimFossel Sorry but in what way does this invalidate Platner Schumer orchestrated a failed shutdown that voters hate. Platner's whole thing is opposing Schumer. People hate establishment dems Platner is anti-establishment. Am I missing something lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1987710537581400073)  2025-11-10T02:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean @JoshuaCitarella I don't give a shit about this guy. I'd rather have a beer with Crumps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988079689819394288)  2025-11-11T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Instead of healthcare all Americans should get a $500 tax credit that can be invested in cryptocurrency and sports betting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988096854282981543)  2025-11-11T04:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There are too many toys here for this to be an 'office'. Most offices do not have toys Akira Toriyama in his office in the 90s https://t.co/2CGl2N9oXH Akira Toriyama in his office in the 90s https://t.co/2CGl2N9oXH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988245463493955908)  2025-11-11T14:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dawsferatu Yep. No toys at work. This is common sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988249556153229431)  2025-11-11T14:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Wallop4000 I got a job as a bloodboy at the gauze factory. If I keep at it they might even promote me to bonebarrow duty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988251451198460252)  2025-11-11T14:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@panoptisean *screams Nick Fuentes-ishly in my car*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988303053884375386)  2025-11-11T17:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The last time I did shrooms I played with river mud for [--] hours then got so depressed during the comedown I quit my mattress sales job moved to a dying rural mill town and cashed out my 401k to drink beer at the bar unemployed for half a decade Ok here is my trip report from [----] grams of magic mushrooms [----] mg of psilocybin. The dose used in modern clinical trials. First the experience was exhilarating. Positive in every way. I felt like a kid finding and exploring a new playground. My sensory perception was Ok here is my trip report from [----] grams of magic mushrooms [----] mg of psilocybin."  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988319093725032842)  2025-11-11T18:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@binarybits @besttrousers If you live in lib New England a $60k 'starter' home in [----] now costs $250k. Add ever-increasing electric and fuel costs to that. Obviously this shouldn't define the picture for the nation but no zoomer should live in New England"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988327596585849139)  2025-11-11T19:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"After much indecision tonight's basement game is Killer [--] for the Nintendo Gamecube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988393335929925778)  2025-11-11T23:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm considering 'playing video games in my basement' as a sort of 'fireside chat' charity work for the poor and oppressed people of this nation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988396385230795223)  2025-11-12T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"They should make a Shin Megami Tensei game for the Nintendo Wii"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988416866608620013)  2025-11-12T01:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BurialMagazine @joshuahebburn @Sean_J_Fitz @tylercdempsey @trampset I don't really sweat the small stuff since they're all owned by Raytheon regardless https://www.nytimes.com/1970/05/02/archives/raytheon-plans-to-acquire-atheneum-decision-is-unexplained.html https://www.nytimes.com/1970/05/02/archives/raytheon-plans-to-acquire-atheneum-decision-is-unexplained.html"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988759502330753261)  2025-11-13T00:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Seems like there are more northern lights these days than there used to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1988763440186323024)  2025-11-13T00:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Today's my birthday 😊 But no one celebrated. I'm all alone and no one even baked me a cake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989068982129959329)  2025-11-13T20:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Only a fool rushes his scrambled eggs. Only a fool turns up the heat when scrambling eggs. Only a fool salts his scrambled eggs before the pan or eats his scrambled eggs with hot sauce or adds cheese to his scrambled eggs. All you need for a perfect scramble are time and butter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989151069121966165)  2025-11-14T01:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Weve seen the Northern Lights so much the past few years. Because theyre man made and the government is working overtime poisoning us. Theres a reason theyre so magical after living in the same place forever and never witnessing them before. Are they beautiful Absolutely. But they are man made"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989184503453999551)  2025-11-14T04:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hold the pickles please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989486379558932572)  2025-11-15T00:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Weeelp. So my Ocarina of Time copy keeps crashing and freezing with the 'yellow line glitch' every [--] mins. So my N64 is probably bunk and I need to buy a new one to play this game. That's just awesome. Meep. Merp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989494981791293617)  2025-11-15T00:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tonight it's breakfast for dinner 😋 How awesome is that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989521380375777472)  2025-11-15T02:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Genuinely the most prescient post of our times. Libs were doing 'manspreading' lectures shaming working class men on the subway while electing a cabal of pedophiles and the cultural backlash was so bad we elected another cabal of pedophiles. America is a doomed circle There was once a time period where grown men who worked in the media would take pictures of teenagers not sitting properly (manspreading) on the NYC subway and post them on here scolding them for it. There was once a time period where grown men who worked in the media would take pictures of teenagers not sitting properly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989880632877502470)  2025-11-16T02:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I am 'out of touch' with the average American concept of 'the economy' because my budget is '$65 copy of Wind Waker' '$80 refurbished N64' 'buy a Nintendo Wii". I genuinely do not understand 'groceries'. What I understand is 'living' like your 10yr old self would want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989910066690957482)  2025-11-16T04:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BurialMagazine I thought this was a Final Fantasy 10X post at first glimpsingly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1989919697018786288)  2025-11-16T04:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@gothicman50 I'm such a little gerblin lol 🤭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1990056104756379843)  2025-11-16T13:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Having a burger for lunch. Is ketchup allowed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1990118119512166821)  2025-11-16T18:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@plasticbagger I'm told I 'sound like Nick Fuentes' so I'm pretty sure I'm fine. I don't give a fucking shit about your replies dude lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1990194146167206091)  2025-11-16T23:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I do not play 'indie games'. A video game needs to pass the bare minimum test of being able to earn a recognizable publisher label. You do not buy 'self-published cars' or ride on 'self-published planes'. The government literally won't let you. Same is true for 'online indie lit'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1990968455118680416)  2025-11-19T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@panoptisean I have an offline 'culinary' friend who staunchly says if a burger is so flavorless it needs 'toppings' it is a bad burger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1990982313883173090)  2025-11-19T03:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"From what I understand the only places a writer of literary value is allowed to live are LA NYC Florida or rural appalachia Ohio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991305007803596947)  2025-11-20T00:38Z [----] followers, 17.7K engagements


"@Wallop4000 Same with drink. They key is to not want to drink but to also not not want to drink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991325937749684593)  2025-11-20T02:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What are these things in my toilet They keep showing up no matter how much I flush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991543778554049012)  2025-11-20T16:26Z [----] followers, 30K engagements


"@dronedoommetal I just beat this on my original N64. The problem is the following conversation w Zelda causes my console to freeze and resets me back to Kokiri Forest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991557891581702455)  2025-11-20T17:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@dronedoommetal I love it and am cursed because I just bought a copy for $40 to replay it and cannot because my N64's motherboard is fried"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991561918960791792)  2025-11-20T17:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just catching up on the latest 'discourse' -- I'm hearing an indie press got 'cancelled' for publishing Nick Fuentes' poetry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991886934118162434)  2025-11-21T15:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I was raised in a 'well-off' household and never had to get a job until I was [--] (selling mattresses). I worked for [--] months then got so frustrated I smashed my car into a highway guardrail and quit. The next time I got a job I was [--]. It's ok to start over as a [--] yr old man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991907132413772048)  2025-11-21T16:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mertcentury 'R-worded' and has supplanted all other insults"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991943648427307393)  2025-11-21T18:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When I type it out 'Nick Fuentes' almost sounds like a swear word or slur. Feels 'forbidden.' Lord Voldemort"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991962339340607583)  2025-11-21T20:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Even the cat knows it's Friday night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1991995877351927923)  2025-11-21T22:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't even know how you would write a 'rightwing' poem. Would it just be about how much you like fascism and eugenics That wouldn't be a very good poem. A 'leftist' poem is more imaginable it would be about covid masks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992025937832255715)  2025-11-22T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@dawsferatu Now I am asking this while breathing heavily. you . HAVE. played Far Cry [--] before making this post. Like. you wouldn't dream of doing a post like this without having played FC2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992034776744599603)  2025-11-22T00:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Genuinely teared up during MTG's resignation speech. I am playing the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992053686990749953)  2025-11-22T02:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Writing a rightwing fascist poem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992267204067545441)  2025-11-22T16:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wife is mad at me because I'm writing the great American novel. Says I can't drink whiskey at 11am. Doesn't understand the American novel the crisis of rural white men 'left behind' by the economy. My 'Bret Easton Ellis"-style 'college novel'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992276220759663070)  2025-11-22T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Cat in the attic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992417720357499363)  2025-11-23T02:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Listening to the new @lofipod with @zacsmithtweeto while I sail in Wind Waker. It feels heavenly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992445242877059509)  2025-11-23T04:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BurialMagazine Thoughts on Five Guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992631008324186617)  2025-11-23T16:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Xbox @EpicMasterChief defend this 🤭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992672124998426730)  2025-11-23T19:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@EpicMasterChief he didn't buy the PS3 because of anti-Sony propaganda 🤭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992689225607831681)  2025-11-23T20:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"They tell you to be afraid of Bears and Snakes. Some even more paranoid folks will tell you that you need to watch out for People. Fact is that THIS IS THE DEADLIEST CREATURE IN THE FOREST. TICKS So small yet so Dangerous.and If its got a little white spot on its back OH BOY Batten down the hatches. Your immune system is about to go to war. The Lone Star Tick is the one with the spot on it's back and it's causes Alpha-Gal. Forget Lyme. Lyme Disease sucks but it's no Alpha-Gal. Alpha-Gal causes an allegry to beef pork and lamb.and it can kill you. Especially if you don't know that you have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992692245665820936)  2025-11-23T20:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Fish got painted over by the road in my small town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1992991988002525500)  2025-11-24T16:21Z [----] followers, 622.5K engagements


"Multiple times a day I'll experience the thought 'you are nothing but worms to me' vague and directed toward nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1993085631380308364)  2025-11-24T22:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My credit score went up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994129691222085970)  2025-11-27T19:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It's Thanksgiving But I'm all alone. No one baked me a turkey or mashed potatoes. All I had to eat was a single egg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994166085516710149)  2025-11-27T22:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm a fucking piece of shit loser. I don't 'deserve' Thanksgiving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994237363086594244)  2025-11-28T02:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The infamous 'Thanksgiving Sandwich'. This divides families. It destroys nations. You think 'Colombus Day' is controversial Try 'grilling cheese on turkey'. Try 'cranberry sauce on bread'. Try 'gravy. on a grilled cheese.' Happy National Thanksgiving Sandwich Day to all who celebrate this controversial topic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994267662944174542)  2025-11-28T04:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@okyeahyep @panoptisean This is unironically how I view Zohran Mamdani and Graham Platner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994269884637675590)  2025-11-28T04:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Impress your family over the holidays with this neat trick of drinking beer at 8am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994497268461048259)  2025-11-28T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Why does he do the reddit 'uwu' meep derp stare. Can't express how deeply this man is my enemy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994600227777777961)  2025-11-29T02:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"🚨❗ STOLEN POST ALERT ❗🚨 You cyncally stole my post dude. You have [--] hours to retract this. MFAs are a scam. The only writers I trust are autodidacts who worked in a boot-blacking factory because their fathers were sent to debtors' prison MFAs are a scam. The only writers I trust are autodidacts who worked in a boot-blacking factory because their fathers were sent to debtors' prison"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994951751871737951)  2025-11-30T02:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Is it ok to put Thanksgiving 'leftovers' into a sandwich Why or why not Ketchup is not available"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994956142771147184)  2025-11-30T02:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The holidays hit especially hard for those of us estranged from family & friends. I didn't get 'Thanksgiving'. I got a single egg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1994989366251331929)  2025-11-30T04:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@EpicMasterChief The 'superman' speech in Vol [--] is the most reddit thing I have ever watched. Like who was that written for. A snow laden samurai fight scene like in Vol [--] will hold up for all time but what the fuck were they trying in Vol 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/asdkfjasdlfjd/status/1995201759162282475)  2025-11-30T18:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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