#  @aliciaandrz dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) posts on X about bad bunny, in the, if you, twitter the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1413124299867791365/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] -5.60% - [--] Month [---------] +68% - [--] Months [----------] +129% - [--] Year [----------] -31% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1413124299867791365/posts_active)  - [--] Week [---] +33% - [--] Month [---] +233% - [--] Months [---] +87% - [--] Year [---] +1.20% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1413124299867791365/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +0.67% - [--] Month [------] +3.40% - [--] Months [------] +10% - [--] Year [------] +18% ### CreatorRank: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1413124299867791365/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [musicians](/list/musicians) 6.25% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) #2021 [social networks](/list/social-networks) #1731 [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 0.63% [countries](/list/countries) 0.63% [finance](/list/finance) 0.63% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 0.63% **Social topic influence** [bad bunny](/topic/bad-bunny) 5.63%, [in the](/topic/in-the) #6191, [if you](/topic/if-you) #680, [twitter](/topic/twitter) #74, [health](/topic/health) 3.13%, [mother](/topic/mother) 3.13%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 3.13%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 2.5%, [the first](/topic/the-first) #3506, [hope](/topic/hope) 1.88% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@deb67088601](/creator/undefined) [@cdnfred](/creator/undefined) [@dbking65](/creator/undefined) [@jasminehafezzz](/creator/undefined) [@natheathirphoto](/creator/undefined) [@joe_marcincuk](/creator/undefined) [@essmessm](/creator/undefined) [@cdnfarmgirl](/creator/undefined) [@bltmacomb](/creator/undefined) [@bsoares1983](/creator/undefined) [@feralheather](/creator/undefined) [@sobermom14](/creator/undefined) [@ahully1](/creator/undefined) [@nlmtys](/creator/undefined) [@lococravey](/creator/undefined) [@tyleraharpers](/creator/undefined) [@gettnthatphd](/creator/undefined) [@bennetthaselton](/creator/undefined) [@soupformy_fam](/creator/undefined) [@badgerhound1](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "my daughter & I decided we wanted to try Dubai chocolate so I ordered some. it got delivered tonight right after she had brushed her teeth & gone to bed. so naturally I went & got her up so we could try it together. you wouldve thought I gave her a million dollars" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020338108169109805) 2026-02-08T03:25Z 28.2K followers, 842.4K engagements "my students responses to me getting tenure are making me cry" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019938425495748653) 2026-02-07T00:57Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "sometimes it feels like being a parent is just one big heartbreak: what do you mean I grew you in my body & fed you from my body & loved & cared for you for nine years & youre going to tell me you dont want to play legos with me" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020507231712600162) 2026-02-08T14:37Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "an associate professor with her baby girl. we can do it mamas" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020886883308298624) 2026-02-09T15:45Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "little grey one update: today was the first day post op she came upstairs to wake me up like usual. she was purring & rolling around. it seems like shes coming back to herself. its hard to watch someone you love struggle to recover from surgery but were on the other side" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021564251375284552) 2026-02-11T12:37Z 28.2K followers, 10.3K engagements "an update on Brook-Kel-Lyn: shes back to terrorizing the family now that the pink suit is off. our family survived the surgery Im happy to say. sending love to anyone who doesnt feel like themselves after a surgery. I hope you come out the other side ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022438032662761607) 2026-02-13T22:29Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "my daughter gave me this creepy cat ornament for Valentines Day. I think she found it in the depths of her room but Im not sure. I think its haunted; what should I do with it" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022678602328981837) 2026-02-14T14:25Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "happy Valentines Day friends. I hope you are doing something romantic unlike me. Im grading. you still have to grade after tenure apparently" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022773763671044143) 2026-02-14T20:43Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "as many of you know one of my cats recently had surgery & was struggling to recover. during this time my other cat let her eat her portion of wet food. this went on for a week. Im emotional thinking about ithow loving packs & families sacrifice to help each other heal" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022798955994660978) 2026-02-14T22:23Z 28.2K followers, 16.3K engagements "I watched Hamnet last night & I thought it was a powerful portrayal of motherhood & grief. I also felt it sent an important message to young women everywhere: dont marry writers" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023023852604068241) 2026-02-15T13:17Z 28.2K followers, 10.1K engagements "yesterday my daughters friend was over & they wanted to take a walk so they asked me to accompany them but made it clear I was to walk far enough behind them I couldnt hear what they were saying. & if you do hear please dont make a comment about it mommy" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023039434309140970) 2026-02-15T14:19Z 28.2K followers, 536.5K engagements "@JRWeigandAZ01 I dont know I couldnt hear lol" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023039973684084968) 2026-02-15T14:21Z 28.2K followers, 70K engagements "my thesis student is struggling & I asked her if she ever tried changing the font in the document to see it in a different way. she did & was like "this is the best writing tip I've ever gotten" so I came here to remind all my writer friends of it. some tricks are tried & true" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/1905655825722474974) 2025-03-28T16:18Z 28.2K followers, 139.4K engagements "I promise this will make you feel happy for fifteen seconds:" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/1924255594703093930) 2025-05-19T00:07Z 28.2K followers, 61.8K engagements "as an English professor Id go as far to say these days Im excited to see typos & fragments & run on sentences & page-long paragraphs & awkward word choices & any imperfection that suggests a human being sat down to do the very hard thing of writing a college paper" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/1979686045756350680) 2025-10-18T23:08Z 28.2K followers, 310K engagements "its very important to kiss your cat. this is a message to everyone with a cat: kiss them. they love it" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2013052676162851135) 2026-01-19T00:55Z 28.2K followers, 194.1K engagements "I told Boonie she was going viral on Twitter & she said she thought I deleted Twitter for my mental health. its very important to kiss your cat. this is a message to everyone with a cat: kiss them. they love it. https://t.co/S8lJzZDNhA its very important to kiss your cat. this is a message to everyone with a cat: kiss them. they love it. https://t.co/S8lJzZDNhA" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2013230820387848689) 2026-01-19T12:43Z 28.1K followers, 94.2K engagements "my first quiz is always embedded in the syllabus to make sure students read itI ask them to send me a quick email with some information about them. but this semester I added that they should feel free to send me pictures of their pets too. best decision I ever made" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2016263624197648623) 2026-01-27T21:34Z 28.1K followers, 132.6K engagements "from a letter I just received from the Provost: I am pleased to inform you that having carefully reviewed your tenure file I will be recommending to the Board of Visitors that you be granted tenure at William & Mary at the rank of Associate Professor" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2016632888368812220) 2026-01-28T22:02Z 28.1K followers, 129K engagements "Im a mess but youd never tell by looking at my beautiful hands" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2016935318549574137) 2026-01-29T18:03Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "was at dinner and my colleagues were talking about fitness. I offhandedly mentioned Ive gained a lot of weight recently & one friend turned to me & said you look beautiful with such ferocity & conviction I think I might believe it now" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017399273604653510) 2026-01-31T00:47Z 28K followers, 56.4K engagements "it is done. my eight year old can message from her iPad. please god may she always be excited to cuddle me. https://t.co/rqbcEzOgFl my eight year old can message from her iPad. please god may she always be excited to cuddle me. https://t.co/rqbcEzOgFl" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017413853856878693) 2026-01-31T01:45Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "I cant find the interview but I remember Catherine OHara saying something like life is dark. its hard to adult & be an adult. but if you can laugh in the face of the darkness it makes it bearable. there are few better feelings in this world than the laughs she gave us" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017576221110833293) 2026-01-31T12:30Z 28K followers, 75.9K engagements "my blue check expires in Feb & its been fun (meaning I made $500)but I wont be renewing it. Ill be trying to go viral just to hear people call me fat ugly & stupid" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017577486691815748) 2026-01-31T12:35Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "my pronouns are in my bio to signal solidarity with gender nonconforming folks (my daughters godparent is trans & thats just one example of how fiercely I love & have been loved by the LGBTQ+ community)& to continually chuckle at how angry it makes conservatives. stay mad🏳🌈 @aliciaandrz Maybe teach your daughter that women dont need to put she/her in their bio. Its implied. You fucking twat. A biologically born woman no lgbtq made of shit is a she her 100% of the time. Stop confusing your children you abusive dunce @aliciaandrz Maybe teach your daughter that women dont need to put she/her" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017598145400537406) 2026-01-31T13:57Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "going viral for a post on motherhood so I feel the need to remind everyone I have three babies" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017605466986012992) 2026-01-31T14:26Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "sometimes I worry Im a bad mother but then I remember this memoir I read where evangelical parents would fake the rapture happening hiding from their kids & watching them panic& I feel like Im doing OK" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017607640407294181) 2026-01-31T14:35Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "my daughter isnt feeling well so I introduced her to The Price is Righthealing sick kids since 1972" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017641240733286608) 2026-01-31T16:48Z 28K followers, 96.3K engagements "I remember the first time a female professor set a boundary with me. she told me it really should be my (male) advisor looking at the work I sent her. I was furiousI felt so entitled to her time. but now that Im on the other side I get it. we expect so much more from women" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017674951067619688) 2026-01-31T19:02Z 28.1K followers, 178.7K engagements "it so cute how my eight-year-old daughter exchanges toys trifles & trinkets with her best friend. she always comes home with little figurines bracelets nail polishtoday it was jewels for her crocs. there is really nothing more luxurious than female friendship" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017738486451740989) 2026-01-31T23:15Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "I told my mom Im struggling with my weight & she bought fitness bands for us bothIll reimburse you the subscription. she ended her message with were on this journey together. I know they get a bad rapbut god bless the fixers in our lives. Im so excited to try it out" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017762035144986753) 2026-02-01T00:48Z 28K followers, 12K engagements "I went to USPS to mail a package & a woman in the back yelled out I dont know how to pronounce your last name but youre at my address right I was floored. I asked her how many people on her route she had memorized & she said all of them. protect & pay these workers" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017767097791554031) 2026-02-01T01:08Z 28K followers, 637.6K engagements "as an English prof grading is the worst part of my job. I enjoy reading student writing but any grade less than an A shuts them down. Ive had students in my office crying screaming throwing up over an A- college should be about learning & growth not letters on a transcript" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017981871007699392) 2026-02-01T15:22Z 28.1K followers, 71.5K engagements "whenever Im severely depressed Macbeths famous line tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow rings in my head. when you know the emphasis is on the ands it makes it so much more bleak. sometimes it feels like the days just wont stop coming" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017989632542040375) 2026-02-01T15:53Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "goals for February: read things grade things write things. submit copy edits for my book. finish up article where I interview Jodi Picoult. stay sober. cuddle my daughter. go to yoga regularly. take walks. meditate for just five minutes a day. socialize. be a good person" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018012457789268387) 2026-02-01T17:23Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "yes they might be high strung but I also have a deep affection for all my students at William & Mary & get why theyre so obsessed with grades. when theyre upset about grades they earn it impacts me deeply. I want a better system for all of us. @aliciaandrz To be fair you likely have some of the most high strung ridiculous students in the world at that rarefied little school @aliciaandrz To be fair you likely have some of the most high strung ridiculous students in the world at that rarefied little school" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018094960793305431) 2026-02-01T22:51Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@BSoares1983 I hate that. Im sorry" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018096571049513324) 2026-02-01T22:58Z 28K followers, [---] engagements "happy Monday. lets go" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018314115261833443) 2026-02-02T13:22Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "Im planning to surprise my daughter on Thursday by picking her up from school early & taking her to the nail salon because I a professor want her to know that now & then its OK to play hooky" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018403749610340650) 2026-02-02T19:18Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "today I walked into my queer Shakespeare class & said welcome to our unit on lesbians & everyone cheered. doing the Lords work" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018405494738612293) 2026-02-02T19:25Z 28.2K followers, 36.3K engagements "I know I say this a lot but my students honestly keep me going. theyre so smart & open to learning. they make me a better scholar & person. seeing them three days a week is one of the best things in my life. being a teacheryou just cant beat it" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018524329756205456) 2026-02-03T03:17Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "never expected to have such an intimate exchange with an Amazon representative but Im into it" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018780506926485946) 2026-02-03T20:15Z 28.2K followers, 176.5K engagements "I always think about being in group therapy & a woman said she had a troubled relationship with her father until she realized she was relating to the dad she wished he would benot him. once she accepted him as he was it was easierbut I still had to grieve that imaginary dad" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018783097853214878) 2026-02-03T20:26Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "someone once told me the grief of his son leaving for college was worse than the grief of losing his wife to cancer because he prepared & had more support for the latter. he was shell shocked when his son left. I think of this every time my daughter wants to cuddle or play" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018787946158272680) 2026-02-03T20:45Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "why have you submerged yourself in water mother" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018795950693838913) 2026-02-03T21:17Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "life of a showgirl" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018804264106344519) 2026-02-03T21:50Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "the little grey one is getting spayed tomorrow. please send your love. Im worried about our other cats responsewhen I took the little grey one for her bloodwork Boone was a mess & wouldnt leave her side after we got back. I hope our family can get through this 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2018805369074831701) 2026-02-03T21:54Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "just dropped off the little evil one at the vet for her surgery & got emotional. I wish we could explain things to them; its so hard sometimes. I know shes evil but shes my baby. I really hope everything goes smoothly" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019054529136771345) 2026-02-04T14:24Z 28.2K followers, 79.2K engagements "shes home & absolutely totally enraged about this surgical suit. she hasnt stopped hissingbut surgery went well. just dropped off the little evil one at the vet for her surgery & got emotional. I wish we could explain things to them; its so hard sometimes. I know shes evil but shes my baby. I really hope everything goes smoothly. https://t.co/kHTU5w6DCR just dropped off the little evil one at the vet for her surgery & got emotional. I wish we could explain things to them; its so hard sometimes. I know shes evil but shes my baby. I really hope everything goes smoothly. https://t.co/kHTU5w6DCR" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019166837477605425) 2026-02-04T21:51Z 28.1K followers, 30K engagements "what did i ever do to deserve this mother baby you dont understand what a gift this is: no periods. ever" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019176738883006603) 2026-02-04T22:30Z 28.2K followers, 13.3K engagements "jewels of the day (+ woozy kitty)" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019199078459134028) 2026-02-04T23:59Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "my cat got spayed today & shes struggling & I just keep thinking about if a surprise surgery was sprung on me & I woke up in a weird pink outfit. I dont know why she hasnt murdered me yet. but its probably coming" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019207536281374988) 2026-02-05T00:32Z 28.2K followers, 22.8K engagements "the final vote on my tenure case is this Friday. despite my husbands sense we should do something monumental like go to New Zealand if its finalized all Ive asked for is steaks & a fancy salad at home. its been a very long process. Im too tired for New Zealand" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019210826557845722) 2026-02-05T00:45Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "here he is cradling one of our kitties" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019212047830089899) 2026-02-05T00:50Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "I have a lot of feelings right now because Boone our older cat ran & hid when she saw Brooklyn in pain. she didnt even come out for dinner. I get it; its hard & scary to show up for others when theyre suffering. & I know shes a cat but I wish I could tell her its the most important skill to learn. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234886368788673 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234886368788673" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019234886368788673) 2026-02-05T02:21Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "the face of someone who had a nice little dinner & a big pee in her litter box post-surgery. sounds dumb but Im so proud of her" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019241325846307122) 2026-02-05T02:47Z 28.2K followers, 50.1K engagements "update on the little grey ones surgery journey: day [--] & she continues to be very pissed off" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019397783216939480) 2026-02-05T13:08Z 28.2K followers, 14.4K engagements "a colleague of mine just responded to my post about tenure on FB to say I can wait to take a big trip when Im promoted to full professor. William & Marys English department is a gift. my senior colleagues have such unwavering belief in me it makes me want to prove them right" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019403196704436595) 2026-02-05T13:30Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "the best photo bomber" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019429663203029150) 2026-02-05T15:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "were smarter than you think. I thought it was funny that I thought I was cheating the system when a college professor offered us the ability to bring a hand written cheat sheet for a final. Id spend hours meticulously writing key equations definitions thinking that I gamed the system Touche professor I thought it was funny that I thought I was cheating the system when a college professor offered us the ability to bring a hand written cheat sheet for a final. Id spend hours meticulously writing key equations definitions thinking that I gamed the system Touche professor" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019505988768797099) 2026-02-05T20:18Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "no one talks about how shameful it is to emerge from the depths of suicidal ideation & notice how many people out there are ill & fighting for their lives. but I guess I was ill & fighting for my life too. just in a different way" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019507759423844850) 2026-02-05T20:25Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "I think a professor telling a student they find them attractive is an abuse of power actually. with or without explicit permission. remembering when a undergraduate professor in his sixties casually told me he wouldve loved to date me if we had been in school at the same time. I took it as a compliment then but now that Im a professor with students of my own I have to say: what the fuck remembering when a undergraduate professor in his sixties casually told me he wouldve loved to date me if we had been in school at the same time. I took it as a compliment then but now that Im a professor with" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019553609923588579) 2026-02-05T23:27Z 28.2K followers, 37K engagements "good morning friends. are we ready for Friday today is the day of the final vote on my tenure case (the Board of Visitors) & I should get an official letter shortly after. so its a really big day. fingers crossed" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019760133413175787) 2026-02-06T13:08Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "the award of tenure is an expression of profound commitment on the part of the university has me ugly crying in my office. my god" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019839234602152081) 2026-02-06T18:22Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "two things can be true at once: that I just experienced & deserve to celebrate a profound personal achievement & this. @aliciaandrz When they 'award' faculty tenure I always think of the hundreds of university staff with advanced degrees who labor for decades at the university and get a gold watch for an "award" and can be fired anytime without cause. @aliciaandrz When they 'award' faculty tenure I always think of the hundreds of university staff with advanced degrees who labor for decades at the university and get a gold watch for an "award" and can be fired anytime without cause" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019850232818000259) 2026-02-06T19:06Z 28.2K followers, 10.3K engagements "the meeting where the final vote on my tenure case happened was live-streamed. I couldnt watch but my good friend turned it on & messaged me when the vote happened. I knew immediately. he said he was too excited for me not to watch. get yourself friends like this" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019947748708217170) 2026-02-07T01:34Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@FeralHeather thanks girl ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019958926503293222) 2026-02-07T02:18Z 28K followers, [---] engagements "pre-tenure I wrote articles for national newspapers about mental illness addiction & gender-based discrimination in academia. I used my power as a TT faculty at a well-known institution to address systemic injustice. I didnt wait till tenure to use my voice& Im proud of this" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019961478497882622) 2026-02-07T02:28Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "update on the little grey one: shes recovering OK but miserable in this surgical suit. I really feel for her" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019967308609831246) 2026-02-07T02:51Z 28.2K followers, 14.6K engagements "today my kid is in a derby car race for Girl Scouts so I cant sleep in. my husbandwho signed her up & made the carwoke me up & I said why do you make us do so many activities ungrateful I know but busy people can be so annoying. keep your busy-ness to yourself today my kid is in a derby car race for Girl Scouts so I cant sleep in. my husbandwho signed her up & made the carwoke me up & I said why do you make us do so many activities ungrateful I know but busy people can be so annoying. keep your busy-ness to yourself" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020149013102625157) 2026-02-07T14:53Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "six years later & Im an associate professor. I really cant believe it" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020182737701990679) 2026-02-07T17:07Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "I had a very good dream about Bad Bunny last night. it makes me think of a story my mother told me about a Catholic priest she loved. she said someone asked him if its a sin to sin in your dreams & he replied no my childdreams are gifts from God" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020211275100573749) 2026-02-07T19:01Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "post-op day 4: clear headed enough to start plotting to murder us all. will not stop hissing. peeing everywhere but her litter box. please god help our family get through this" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020258600338473225) 2026-02-07T22:09Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "about a year ago I posted I had made good friends with a cop in AA & isnt that great. I lost a lot of followerseven some I wouldve considered friends. well I just want to say he turned out to be really creepy. so it was all for nothing. I definitely learned a lesson" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020285496514273752) 2026-02-07T23:56Z 28.2K followers, 69.2K engagements "I dont think this is small but its not a good look to be vicious or righteous or dismissive of the work youre challengingeven correcting. theres a way to engage with generosity & respect. its in part a rhetorical skill to be able to do so. What small mistakes make academic writing look weak What small mistakes make academic writing look weak" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020287652029952299) 2026-02-08T00:04Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "I hate threads. everyone started calling me a terrible wife for this post. I prefer Twitter where everyone is a bad person like me. my husband sent me a shared Googledoc to record all our Amazon charges & what theyre for. I told him I will not be participating in this. my husband sent me a shared Googledoc to record all our Amazon charges & what theyre for. I told him I will not be participating in this" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020298344715731210) 2026-02-08T00:47Z 28.1K followers, 18.3K engagements "@DarsWords what brand do you get" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020344222432305577) 2026-02-08T03:49Z 28.1K followers, 37.1K engagements "now that Ive had my earnest tweets I have to point out that this is incredibly bad news for all my haters" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020492669194215521) 2026-02-08T13:39Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "someone referred to me as a good person in a tweet & I dont know what I did to give off that impression but thanks" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020506983158431765) 2026-02-08T14:36Z 28K followers, [----] engagements "we need to have a talk about this pink thing on me mother. immediately" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020542388683382982) 2026-02-08T16:56Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@aa_0co in retrospect I was really dumb but I do try to give people a chance" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020561632548569174) 2026-02-08T18:13Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "I have the most beautiful cat in the world. dont you dare post a comment with a picture that challenges this statement" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020562238218645870) 2026-02-08T18:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "I need to be institutionalized for real yall. so out of control" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020623629223178625) 2026-02-08T22:19Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "day [--] post op: the little grey one is following me around looking at me like this. I think Ive committed an unforgivable crime" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020627059362742458) 2026-02-08T22:33Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws house & lets just say my excitement to see Bad Bunny isnt shared. but no one can dampen my spirits. if Cardi B joins him I will simply die" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020654745271284034) 2026-02-09T00:23Z 28K followers, [---] engagements "Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws house & my excitement to see Bad Bunny isnt shared. they say he burned an American flag & will force everyone to speak Spanish or something but nothing can dampen my spirits. the only thing more powerful than hate is love" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020655527093838209) 2026-02-09T00:26Z 28.2K followers, 84.4K engagements "I couldnt watch the super-bowl at my house so I went to my in-laws house & stayed past my daughters bedtime to see Bad Bunny live because I knew it was going to be a major cultural event & I wanted to be part of it. I wanted my daughter to see it. I made the right choice" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020694843136344529) 2026-02-09T03:02Z 28.2K followers, 20.8K engagements "update: my MIL didnt see a problem with it after watching. she loved that the couple actually got married & that Ricky Martin showed up. I told her I hoped my daughter would remember us all watching together. the power of Bad Bunny & a performance that centered love. Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws house & my excitement to see Bad Bunny isnt shared. they say he burned an American flag & will force everyone to speak Spanish or something but nothing can dampen my spirits. the only thing more powerful than hate is love. Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020829369904894382) 2026-02-09T11:57Z 28.2K followers, 60.2K engagements "why do Iwho is struggling with treatment resistant depressionfeel so happy this morning two words: Bad Bunny" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020840265385386165) 2026-02-09T12:40Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "I will shut up about this eventually but today is not that day" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020864730089295939) 2026-02-09T14:17Z 28.2K followers, 39.1K engagements "a ball of cat" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021050200069112316) 2026-02-10T02:34Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "Im embarrassed to say my mental health crisis & other factors delayed me returning copy edits on my book. its been painful but my husbanda copy editorsaid hed look at them for me. hes now at his desk looking at the Works Cited edits & sighing deeply. the poor man truly" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021352117458567675) 2026-02-10T22:34Z 28.2K followers, 10.6K engagements "I drove [--] minutes to see this female doctor today. no primary care physician has ever treated me with the respect & care she did. when she left I tried to transition to the male doctor & got treated like trash. my health got so bad I decided to just drive to her. if you know (how difficult it is to find doctors who listen to you) you know. a year or so ago I went viral complaining about a male doctor who treated me like shit for being on a stimulant. I left an in-depth review about him but then felt bad & deleted it. well today I found out he drove an amazing female doctor out the practice." [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021378339030638736) 2026-02-11T00:18Z 28.2K followers, 80.5K engagements "I drove [--] minutes to see this female doctor today. no primary care physician has ever treated me with the respect & care she did. when she left I tried to transition to the male doctor & got treated like trash. my health got so bad I decided to just drive to her. if you know (how difficult it is to find doctors who listen to you) you know" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021379136594301200) 2026-02-11T00:21Z 28.2K followers, 16.4K engagements "I already knew Puerto-Rican men would save the world because I was in a diversity meeting & white women were making the discussion about their guilt & this man saidwith so much faiththere are white women activists across time who have done the work. lets think about the work" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021384580612186140) 2026-02-11T00:43Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "things Im not scared of: bugs rodents snakes terminal illness death. things Im scared of: men. especially those who are less successful attractive or tall than me" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021606309066317878) 2026-02-11T15:24Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements "@sobermom14 yes ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021607012593811821) 2026-02-11T15:27Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "I reposted my review about the male doctor who shamed me to the point I didnt receive care for years& as I discovered drove an exceptional female practitioner to leave the practice. I hope it helps other women & patients on controlled substances: https://share.google/xeIyrRNehFzDKXyGk https://share.google/xeIyrRNehFzDKXyGk" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021611374070132882) 2026-02-11T15:44Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021611374070132882 I reposted my review about the male doctor who shamed me to the point I didnt receive care for years& as I discovered drove an exceptional female practitioner to leave the practice. I hope it helps other women & patients on controlled substances: https://t.co/qOLM4xP1Mu https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021611374070132882 I reposted my review about the male doctor who shamed me to the point I didnt receive care for years& as I discovered drove an exceptional female practitioner to leave the practice. I hope it helps other women & patients" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021617341990068631) 2026-02-11T16:08Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@dory_toe 🫡" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021693042453856566) 2026-02-11T21:09Z 28.2K followers, 15.1K engagements "@Ahully1 Im so sorry for your loss" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021713910508797975) 2026-02-11T22:32Z 28.2K followers, 14.5K engagements "@lyn_murray I just felt like after a week it would be OK. she was miserable & peeling everywhere but her litter box. so far she hasnt been cleaning herself there & the incision looks really good. I think its going to be fine" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021727221321248905) 2026-02-11T23:25Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements "@nlmtys the high platelets were what really freaked me out. you get it ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021733820639199313) 2026-02-11T23:51Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@LocoCravey god I need it" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021734411512033690) 2026-02-11T23:53Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements "I dont agree with Tylers targeting of activist scholars or this sense scholarship is either traditional or political but Borderlands Shakespeare Colectiva is hilarious in this context especially when you know a white woman is at the heart of it. I interviewed [--] senior admins and profs for this story. They painted a similar picture: under Alexander Mellon became monomaniacally obsessed with social justice almost exclusively funding work advancing political causes at the expense of more traditional humanities work. 4/ https://t.co/CrtguKextO I interviewed [--] senior admins and profs for this" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022659999798038950) 2026-02-14T13:11Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "Im sorry. I wanted to read @Tyler_A_Harpers piece more carefully to try & get the outrage & I fear Im not informed enough to take a side but the number of academics who jumped to mind when I read these lines was startling" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022836373774909889) 2026-02-15T00:52Z 28.2K followers, [--] engagements "I got very choked up in class today showing my students what James Baldwin had to say about Shakespeare: the greatest poet in the English language found his poetry where poetry is found: in the lives of the people. he could have done this only through love" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2014064805259194711) 2026-01-21T19:57Z 28.2K followers, 170.3K engagements "was discussing an English major with my husband & he said well they are living proof reading doesnt make you a better person. excuse me sir" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022399556542173421) 2026-02-13T19:56Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "in the commentary about @Tyler_A_Harpers article theres a troubling conflation of marginalized scholars with work on social justicebut marginalized scholars dont always work on topics related to their identities & their work is not what Tyler is critiquing. its the institutions that tokenize them" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022683747850621403) 2026-02-14T14:45Z 28.2K followers, 86.9K engagements "just had another student reach out to me so guess Im going to have to watch Hamnet" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022809671480881566) 2026-02-14T23:06Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@GettnThatPhD @bennetthaselton I honestly dont know why its so hard to understand the joke: I dont want anyone reading my dissertation" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023069119357055280) 2026-02-15T16:17Z 28.2K followers, 174.5K engagements "professors who ask for proof of medical emergencies or deceased family members need to stop. Id rather one hundred students lie to me about dead grandmas & get away with it than force even one to send me an obituary when theyre grieving. it costs nothing to trust your students" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023079916477268031) 2026-02-15T17:00Z 28.2K followers, 59.8K engagements "I think what Kayne West has done & his recent apology is an incredibly complicated & harrowing situation. I resonated with much of his letter as someone diagnosed with bipolar who ruins (my) entire life once a year. I admit to getting choked up by the line I aspire to earn your forgiveness. bipolar disorder is no joke. people diagnosed with it cause irreparable harm& we have to live with the consequences & hold ourselves accountable when were healthy the best we can. above all I hope he can forgive himself. I struggle with this every day. Ye issues an apology for his antisemitic comments I" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2016166769413501289) 2026-01-27T15:09Z 28.2K followers, 19.6K engagements "my eight year old can message from her iPad. please god may she always be excited to cuddle me" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2017336441672487259) 2026-01-30T20:37Z 28.2K followers, 816K engagements "remembering when a undergraduate professor in his sixties casually told me he wouldve loved to date me if we had been in school at the same time. I took it as a compliment then but now that Im a professor with students of my own I have to say: what the fuck" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019465414091182380) 2026-02-05T17:37Z 28.2K followers, 58.3K engagements "all the additional respect you get from your family after earning one. What is the best thing about doing a PhD Wrong answers only. What is the best thing about doing a PhD Wrong answers only" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019584740102467982) 2026-02-06T01:31Z 28.2K followers, 16.6K engagements "free me mother. or pay" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020292190791254466) 2026-02-08T00:22Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "she messaged me & everythings fine. I might need iron infusionsthats it. I got my blood tests back from my physical & there are many abnormal results. they said I need to come in to discuss them. so Ive been googling what they might mean & Im pleased to announce Im dying. its been nice knowing everyone. I got my blood tests back from my physical & there are many abnormal results. they said I need to come in to discuss them. so Ive been googling what they might mean & Im pleased to announce Im dying. its been nice knowing everyone" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021724773466755339) 2026-02-11T23:15Z 28.2K followers, 26.4K engagements "@Deb67088601 this is what Im saying Deb. something is not right" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022113569576489139) 2026-02-13T01:00Z 28.2K followers, 63.6K engagements "@Deb67088601 lol" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022410883847327907) 2026-02-13T20:41Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements "the best way to encourage students to resist the temptation of ChatGPT is to help them feel like real writers & take pride in their voice. I tell my students to start writing morning pagesthree handwritten pages on anything they want to write about. I tell them to transcribe themselves talking on the phone about their paper ideas to someone. I tell them to read their work out loud & hear how they sound& if they like how they sound. I tell them to pick unique sign offs for emails (down with Best). I tell them to read their social media posts & text messages & to analyze them for voicetheir" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/1980064305211912467) 2025-10-20T00:11Z 28.2K followers, 209.4K engagements "how am I celebrating getting tenure I have a physical today. Im so embarrassed; my health is in utter shambles from working in higher ed. but tenure doesnt mean anything if I drop dead so heres to the start of reclaiming my health my time & my self" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021201240361926869) 2026-02-10T12:35Z 28.2K followers, 15.5K engagements "a year or so ago I went viral complaining about a male doctor who treated me like shit for being on a stimulant. I left an in-depth review about him but then felt bad & deleted it. well today I found out he drove an amazing female doctor out the practice. trust your gut ladies" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021346506264150136) 2026-02-10T22:12Z 28.2K followers, 126.8K engagements "hi friends. happy Thursday. I learned yesterday that I have extremely low iron levels & might need infusions. maybe thats why Ive been feeling so terrible & treatment will heal me. fingers crossed" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021979628395802928) 2026-02-12T16:08Z 28.2K followers, 12.4K engagements "let me tell you the story of how my mommy almost murdered me last week" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022019385096073391) 2026-02-12T18:46Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "happy tenure to me" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022453281428226430) 2026-02-13T23:30Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "another day another dick pic in my DMs. they dont bother me. I simply add the image to the database of dicks in my mind. this one was as usual unimpressive" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019761888813339056) 2026-02-06T13:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "working through pregnancy and infants/toddlers is a humiliation ritual my first response was this is extreme & then I remembered throwing up in trash cans at subway stops & pumping breast milk in a dirty faculty locker room during the ten-min break I gave my students & we have to normalize taking 2-4 years off to have kids. working through pregnancy and infants/toddlers is a humiliation ritual we have to normalize taking 2-4 years off to have kids. working through pregnancy and infants/toddlers is a humiliation ritual" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019936652760649907) 2026-02-07T00:50Z 28.2K followers, 1.5M engagements "good morning. still basking in the amazing news. tenure at William & Mary. damn. the angry men in my comments can stay mad" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020135555334300139) 2026-02-07T14:00Z 28.2K followers, 14.4K engagements "my husband sent me a shared Googledoc to record all our Amazon charges & what theyre for. I told him I will not be participating in this" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2020281409017987570) 2026-02-07T23:39Z 28.2K followers, 158.3K engagements "I got my blood tests back from my physical & there are many abnormal results. they said I need to come in to discuss them. so Ive been googling what they might mean & Im pleased to announce Im dying. its been nice knowing everyone" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021691083906781373) 2026-02-11T21:01Z 28.2K followers, 262.1K engagements "mother. please tell my fans I have been freed from the pink thing" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021716011804663887) 2026-02-11T22:40Z 28.2K followers, 23K engagements "mommy if you play bad bunny on your phone one more time Im not giving you any more kisses for the rest of the night. me:" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022100978980569535) 2026-02-13T00:10Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "my mother-in-law & I had a little tiff & after conveying it to my husband he said I see her side. so pleaselet me know of the best divorce lawyers in the Williamsburg area. thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022409873384956103) 2026-02-13T20:37Z 28.2K followers, 13.1K engagements "in the car on the way to school my daughter asked me how long we were going to be listening to Bad Bunny & I told her that was racist & to be quiet" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022423128920723583) 2026-02-13T21:30Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "got an amazing tenure present tonight" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022460200930943345) 2026-02-13T23:57Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "my husband of eleven years opened up his Valentines Day card to me by saying Im so grateful that I can celebrate Valentines Day & not dread it& hes so real for that. sending love to anyone dreading today. I hope it turns out better than you think.❤" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022655845335806417) 2026-02-14T12:55Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "my husband is away tonight so my eight-year-old daughter & I are getting frozen yogurt & watching a movie in bed. any movie recommendations last time we did this we watched K-Pop Demon Hunters so thats going to be hard to beat" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023165345503052084) 2026-02-15T22:39Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "Im a professor & I went to review the readings I assigned my students for tomorrow & thought ugh this is a lot reading. I wish Id started earliera thought I realize most of my students must also be having tonight. only its me that did this to all of us" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021376799263867094) 2026-02-11T00:12Z 28.2K followers, 592.5K engagements "I was playing Bad Bunny for my daughter while she jumped on the bed & she said whats this song about I said about how he doesnt want a girlfriend. without missing a beat she said I bet hed be my girlfriend. kids are confident & queer until we mess them up 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021392618828202166) 2026-02-11T01:15Z 28.2K followers, 145.1K engagements "I am begging everyone again to please stop taking me & what I say seriously. thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021413586653020640) 2026-02-11T02:38Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "happy Friday folks. I sent this picture to a friend & they said you look like a professor who just got tenure and has her life together. I responded but you know different on the latter. heres to getting my life together" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022309532597104797) 2026-02-13T13:58Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "@dbking65 lol" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022411935619387682) 2026-02-13T20:45Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements "as you can see by her face Boonie loves cuddles" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022485389412315388) 2026-02-14T01:37Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "little grey one is literally prancing around overjoyed she has been freed from her pink outfit. makes me wonder: what metaphorical pink outfits am I wearing & how can I become free of them" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022763521134457253) 2026-02-14T20:02Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "somehow I have to make peace with the fact Ill be battling addiction my entire life. maybe some periods will be easier than others but whatever it is Im continually trying to escape will always be there. I just have to keep trying to know & face & heal it the best I can" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022842161943724141) 2026-02-15T01:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "guys I cant 😭 just had another student reach out to me so guess Im going to have to watch Hamnet. just had another student reach out to me so guess Im going to have to watch Hamnet" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022884598989099301) 2026-02-15T04:04Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "its a little sad I said all the things I wanted to say before I got tenure because what now should I just swear more" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023037240033841380) 2026-02-15T14:10Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "but please someone put me down if I ever claim to be the authority on Shakespeare & what his work means. any scholar who thinks theyre the one true expert on the matter needs to leave the business" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023077662051508701) 2026-02-15T16:51Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "the final letter has arrived: I have been awarded tenure. I am so stunned & grateful. my journey in academia has been long & at times arduous but in this moment I feel joy & shockingly pride. I really did it. dare I say I earned it. & I look forward to doing the work that matters to me from this moment on. I am so grateful for all of your love & support. so many people have believed in me & this moment when I didnt or couldnt believe in myself. if you are one of those peopleI love you. thank you. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019834874148880511" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2019834874148880511) 2026-02-06T18:05Z 28.2K followers, 47.5K engagements "my usually aloof cat has been glued to my side the past few days. my husband tried to get her out of the bedroom & away from me last night & she stood at the door meowing. this is how I know Im dying. farewell" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022112717860221158) 2026-02-13T00:56Z 28.2K followers, 468.4K engagements "I mustve really curated my audience here on Twitter because trolls on Threads are making me sick to my stomach" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022761287139144100) 2026-02-14T19:54Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "& if you know anything about Boonie babyshe loves her food. but she loves her sister more" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022799288133132357) 2026-02-14T22:25Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements "one of the most profound pieces of advice I ever received as a writer came from one of my committee members when I had a newborn & was struggling to finish my dissertation. she said Alicia at the end of the dayif you dont put words on a page it wont get done" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2022801176538812847) 2026-02-14T22:32Z 28.2K followers, 25.2K engagements "one time a group of students came up to me after class to ask why my dissertation was embargoed because they wanted to read it. I told them it was embargoed for this very reason. Ive emailed my professor I read his conference paper from [----] this research assistant job is about to be secured Ive emailed my professor I read his conference paper from [----] this research assistant job is about to be secured" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023022076446335056) 2026-02-15T13:10Z 28.2K followers, 1.8M engagements "random person on Twitter: clearly you are a terrible professor my students:" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023055699442323494) 2026-02-15T15:23Z 28.2K followers, 240.7K engagements "https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023055699442323494 random person on Twitter: clearly you are a terrible professor my students: https://t.co/vnw7NtSOKk https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023055699442323494 random person on Twitter: clearly you are a terrible professor my students: https://t.co/vnw7NtSOKk" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023055954489602275) 2026-02-15T15:25Z 28.2K followers, 237.2K engagements "I remember the first time my mother told me aliens were real. she said it with the same conviction as Obama. we had just watched Signs & my little siblings were scared & I said dont worryaliens arent real. & my mom was like of course they are what are you talking about" [X Link](https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023221902475464917) 2026-02-16T02:24Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. 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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"my daughter & I decided we wanted to try Dubai chocolate so I ordered some. it got delivered tonight right after she had brushed her teeth & gone to bed. so naturally I went & got her up so we could try it together. you wouldve thought I gave her a million dollars"
X Link 2026-02-08T03:25Z 28.2K followers, 842.4K engagements
"my students responses to me getting tenure are making me cry"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:57Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"sometimes it feels like being a parent is just one big heartbreak: what do you mean I grew you in my body & fed you from my body & loved & cared for you for nine years & youre going to tell me you dont want to play legos with me"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:37Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"an associate professor with her baby girl. we can do it mamas"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:45Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"little grey one update: today was the first day post op she came upstairs to wake me up like usual. she was purring & rolling around. it seems like shes coming back to herself. its hard to watch someone you love struggle to recover from surgery but were on the other side"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:37Z 28.2K followers, 10.3K engagements
"an update on Brook-Kel-Lyn: shes back to terrorizing the family now that the pink suit is off. our family survived the surgery Im happy to say. sending love to anyone who doesnt feel like themselves after a surgery. I hope you come out the other side ❤"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:29Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"my daughter gave me this creepy cat ornament for Valentines Day. I think she found it in the depths of her room but Im not sure. I think its haunted; what should I do with it"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:25Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"happy Valentines Day friends. I hope you are doing something romantic unlike me. Im grading. you still have to grade after tenure apparently"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:43Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"as many of you know one of my cats recently had surgery & was struggling to recover. during this time my other cat let her eat her portion of wet food. this went on for a week. Im emotional thinking about ithow loving packs & families sacrifice to help each other heal"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:23Z 28.2K followers, 16.3K engagements
"I watched Hamnet last night & I thought it was a powerful portrayal of motherhood & grief. I also felt it sent an important message to young women everywhere: dont marry writers"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:17Z 28.2K followers, 10.1K engagements
"yesterday my daughters friend was over & they wanted to take a walk so they asked me to accompany them but made it clear I was to walk far enough behind them I couldnt hear what they were saying. & if you do hear please dont make a comment about it mommy"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:19Z 28.2K followers, 536.5K engagements
"@JRWeigandAZ01 I dont know I couldnt hear lol"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:21Z 28.2K followers, 70K engagements
"my thesis student is struggling & I asked her if she ever tried changing the font in the document to see it in a different way. she did & was like "this is the best writing tip I've ever gotten" so I came here to remind all my writer friends of it. some tricks are tried & true"
X Link 2025-03-28T16:18Z 28.2K followers, 139.4K engagements
"I promise this will make you feel happy for fifteen seconds:"
X Link 2025-05-19T00:07Z 28.2K followers, 61.8K engagements
"as an English professor Id go as far to say these days Im excited to see typos & fragments & run on sentences & page-long paragraphs & awkward word choices & any imperfection that suggests a human being sat down to do the very hard thing of writing a college paper"
X Link 2025-10-18T23:08Z 28.2K followers, 310K engagements
"its very important to kiss your cat. this is a message to everyone with a cat: kiss them. they love it"
X Link 2026-01-19T00:55Z 28.2K followers, 194.1K engagements
"I told Boonie she was going viral on Twitter & she said she thought I deleted Twitter for my mental health. its very important to kiss your cat. this is a message to everyone with a cat: kiss them. they love it. https://t.co/S8lJzZDNhA its very important to kiss your cat. this is a message to everyone with a cat: kiss them. they love it. https://t.co/S8lJzZDNhA"
X Link 2026-01-19T12:43Z 28.1K followers, 94.2K engagements
"my first quiz is always embedded in the syllabus to make sure students read itI ask them to send me a quick email with some information about them. but this semester I added that they should feel free to send me pictures of their pets too. best decision I ever made"
X Link 2026-01-27T21:34Z 28.1K followers, 132.6K engagements
"from a letter I just received from the Provost: I am pleased to inform you that having carefully reviewed your tenure file I will be recommending to the Board of Visitors that you be granted tenure at William & Mary at the rank of Associate Professor"
X Link 2026-01-28T22:02Z 28.1K followers, 129K engagements
"Im a mess but youd never tell by looking at my beautiful hands"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:03Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"was at dinner and my colleagues were talking about fitness. I offhandedly mentioned Ive gained a lot of weight recently & one friend turned to me & said you look beautiful with such ferocity & conviction I think I might believe it now"
X Link 2026-01-31T00:47Z 28K followers, 56.4K engagements
"it is done. my eight year old can message from her iPad. please god may she always be excited to cuddle me. https://t.co/rqbcEzOgFl my eight year old can message from her iPad. please god may she always be excited to cuddle me. https://t.co/rqbcEzOgFl"
X Link 2026-01-31T01:45Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I cant find the interview but I remember Catherine OHara saying something like life is dark. its hard to adult & be an adult. but if you can laugh in the face of the darkness it makes it bearable. there are few better feelings in this world than the laughs she gave us"
X Link 2026-01-31T12:30Z 28K followers, 75.9K engagements
"my blue check expires in Feb & its been fun (meaning I made $500)but I wont be renewing it. Ill be trying to go viral just to hear people call me fat ugly & stupid"
X Link 2026-01-31T12:35Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"my pronouns are in my bio to signal solidarity with gender nonconforming folks (my daughters godparent is trans & thats just one example of how fiercely I love & have been loved by the LGBTQ+ community)& to continually chuckle at how angry it makes conservatives. stay mad🏳🌈 @aliciaandrz Maybe teach your daughter that women dont need to put she/her in their bio. Its implied. You fucking twat. A biologically born woman no lgbtq made of shit is a she her 100% of the time. Stop confusing your children you abusive dunce @aliciaandrz Maybe teach your daughter that women dont need to put she/her"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:57Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"going viral for a post on motherhood so I feel the need to remind everyone I have three babies"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:26Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"sometimes I worry Im a bad mother but then I remember this memoir I read where evangelical parents would fake the rapture happening hiding from their kids & watching them panic& I feel like Im doing OK"
X Link 2026-01-31T14:35Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"my daughter isnt feeling well so I introduced her to The Price is Righthealing sick kids since 1972"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:48Z 28K followers, 96.3K engagements
"I remember the first time a female professor set a boundary with me. she told me it really should be my (male) advisor looking at the work I sent her. I was furiousI felt so entitled to her time. but now that Im on the other side I get it. we expect so much more from women"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:02Z 28.1K followers, 178.7K engagements
"it so cute how my eight-year-old daughter exchanges toys trifles & trinkets with her best friend. she always comes home with little figurines bracelets nail polishtoday it was jewels for her crocs. there is really nothing more luxurious than female friendship"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:15Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"I told my mom Im struggling with my weight & she bought fitness bands for us bothIll reimburse you the subscription. she ended her message with were on this journey together. I know they get a bad rapbut god bless the fixers in our lives. Im so excited to try it out"
X Link 2026-02-01T00:48Z 28K followers, 12K engagements
"I went to USPS to mail a package & a woman in the back yelled out I dont know how to pronounce your last name but youre at my address right I was floored. I asked her how many people on her route she had memorized & she said all of them. protect & pay these workers"
X Link 2026-02-01T01:08Z 28K followers, 637.6K engagements
"as an English prof grading is the worst part of my job. I enjoy reading student writing but any grade less than an A shuts them down. Ive had students in my office crying screaming throwing up over an A- college should be about learning & growth not letters on a transcript"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:22Z 28.1K followers, 71.5K engagements
"whenever Im severely depressed Macbeths famous line tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow rings in my head. when you know the emphasis is on the ands it makes it so much more bleak. sometimes it feels like the days just wont stop coming"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:53Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"goals for February: read things grade things write things. submit copy edits for my book. finish up article where I interview Jodi Picoult. stay sober. cuddle my daughter. go to yoga regularly. take walks. meditate for just five minutes a day. socialize. be a good person"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:23Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"yes they might be high strung but I also have a deep affection for all my students at William & Mary & get why theyre so obsessed with grades. when theyre upset about grades they earn it impacts me deeply. I want a better system for all of us. @aliciaandrz To be fair you likely have some of the most high strung ridiculous students in the world at that rarefied little school @aliciaandrz To be fair you likely have some of the most high strung ridiculous students in the world at that rarefied little school"
X Link 2026-02-01T22:51Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@BSoares1983 I hate that. Im sorry"
X Link 2026-02-01T22:58Z 28K followers, [---] engagements
"happy Monday. lets go"
X Link 2026-02-02T13:22Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Im planning to surprise my daughter on Thursday by picking her up from school early & taking her to the nail salon because I a professor want her to know that now & then its OK to play hooky"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:18Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"today I walked into my queer Shakespeare class & said welcome to our unit on lesbians & everyone cheered. doing the Lords work"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:25Z 28.2K followers, 36.3K engagements
"I know I say this a lot but my students honestly keep me going. theyre so smart & open to learning. they make me a better scholar & person. seeing them three days a week is one of the best things in my life. being a teacheryou just cant beat it"
X Link 2026-02-03T03:17Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"never expected to have such an intimate exchange with an Amazon representative but Im into it"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:15Z 28.2K followers, 176.5K engagements
"I always think about being in group therapy & a woman said she had a troubled relationship with her father until she realized she was relating to the dad she wished he would benot him. once she accepted him as he was it was easierbut I still had to grieve that imaginary dad"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:26Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"someone once told me the grief of his son leaving for college was worse than the grief of losing his wife to cancer because he prepared & had more support for the latter. he was shell shocked when his son left. I think of this every time my daughter wants to cuddle or play"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:45Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"why have you submerged yourself in water mother"
X Link 2026-02-03T21:17Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"life of a showgirl"
X Link 2026-02-03T21:50Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"the little grey one is getting spayed tomorrow. please send your love. Im worried about our other cats responsewhen I took the little grey one for her bloodwork Boone was a mess & wouldnt leave her side after we got back. I hope our family can get through this 😂"
X Link 2026-02-03T21:54Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"just dropped off the little evil one at the vet for her surgery & got emotional. I wish we could explain things to them; its so hard sometimes. I know shes evil but shes my baby. I really hope everything goes smoothly"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:24Z 28.2K followers, 79.2K engagements
"shes home & absolutely totally enraged about this surgical suit. she hasnt stopped hissingbut surgery went well. just dropped off the little evil one at the vet for her surgery & got emotional. I wish we could explain things to them; its so hard sometimes. I know shes evil but shes my baby. I really hope everything goes smoothly. https://t.co/kHTU5w6DCR just dropped off the little evil one at the vet for her surgery & got emotional. I wish we could explain things to them; its so hard sometimes. I know shes evil but shes my baby. I really hope everything goes smoothly. https://t.co/kHTU5w6DCR"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:51Z 28.1K followers, 30K engagements
"what did i ever do to deserve this mother baby you dont understand what a gift this is: no periods. ever"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:30Z 28.2K followers, 13.3K engagements
"jewels of the day (+ woozy kitty)"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:59Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"my cat got spayed today & shes struggling & I just keep thinking about if a surprise surgery was sprung on me & I woke up in a weird pink outfit. I dont know why she hasnt murdered me yet. but its probably coming"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:32Z 28.2K followers, 22.8K engagements
"the final vote on my tenure case is this Friday. despite my husbands sense we should do something monumental like go to New Zealand if its finalized all Ive asked for is steaks & a fancy salad at home. its been a very long process. Im too tired for New Zealand"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:45Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"here he is cradling one of our kitties"
X Link 2026-02-05T00:50Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"I have a lot of feelings right now because Boone our older cat ran & hid when she saw Brooklyn in pain. she didnt even come out for dinner. I get it; its hard & scary to show up for others when theyre suffering. & I know shes a cat but I wish I could tell her its the most important skill to learn. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234886368788673 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019234886368788673"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:21Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"the face of someone who had a nice little dinner & a big pee in her litter box post-surgery. sounds dumb but Im so proud of her"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:47Z 28.2K followers, 50.1K engagements
"update on the little grey ones surgery journey: day [--] & she continues to be very pissed off"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:08Z 28.2K followers, 14.4K engagements
"a colleague of mine just responded to my post about tenure on FB to say I can wait to take a big trip when Im promoted to full professor. William & Marys English department is a gift. my senior colleagues have such unwavering belief in me it makes me want to prove them right"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:30Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"the best photo bomber"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"were smarter than you think. I thought it was funny that I thought I was cheating the system when a college professor offered us the ability to bring a hand written cheat sheet for a final. Id spend hours meticulously writing key equations definitions thinking that I gamed the system Touche professor I thought it was funny that I thought I was cheating the system when a college professor offered us the ability to bring a hand written cheat sheet for a final. Id spend hours meticulously writing key equations definitions thinking that I gamed the system Touche professor"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:18Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"no one talks about how shameful it is to emerge from the depths of suicidal ideation & notice how many people out there are ill & fighting for their lives. but I guess I was ill & fighting for my life too. just in a different way"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:25Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I think a professor telling a student they find them attractive is an abuse of power actually. with or without explicit permission. remembering when a undergraduate professor in his sixties casually told me he wouldve loved to date me if we had been in school at the same time. I took it as a compliment then but now that Im a professor with students of my own I have to say: what the fuck remembering when a undergraduate professor in his sixties casually told me he wouldve loved to date me if we had been in school at the same time. I took it as a compliment then but now that Im a professor with"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:27Z 28.2K followers, 37K engagements
"good morning friends. are we ready for Friday today is the day of the final vote on my tenure case (the Board of Visitors) & I should get an official letter shortly after. so its a really big day. fingers crossed"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:08Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"the award of tenure is an expression of profound commitment on the part of the university has me ugly crying in my office. my god"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:22Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"two things can be true at once: that I just experienced & deserve to celebrate a profound personal achievement & this. @aliciaandrz When they 'award' faculty tenure I always think of the hundreds of university staff with advanced degrees who labor for decades at the university and get a gold watch for an "award" and can be fired anytime without cause. @aliciaandrz When they 'award' faculty tenure I always think of the hundreds of university staff with advanced degrees who labor for decades at the university and get a gold watch for an "award" and can be fired anytime without cause"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:06Z 28.2K followers, 10.3K engagements
"the meeting where the final vote on my tenure case happened was live-streamed. I couldnt watch but my good friend turned it on & messaged me when the vote happened. I knew immediately. he said he was too excited for me not to watch. get yourself friends like this"
X Link 2026-02-07T01:34Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@FeralHeather thanks girl ❤"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:18Z 28K followers, [---] engagements
"pre-tenure I wrote articles for national newspapers about mental illness addiction & gender-based discrimination in academia. I used my power as a TT faculty at a well-known institution to address systemic injustice. I didnt wait till tenure to use my voice& Im proud of this"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:28Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"update on the little grey one: shes recovering OK but miserable in this surgical suit. I really feel for her"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:51Z 28.2K followers, 14.6K engagements
"today my kid is in a derby car race for Girl Scouts so I cant sleep in. my husbandwho signed her up & made the carwoke me up & I said why do you make us do so many activities ungrateful I know but busy people can be so annoying. keep your busy-ness to yourself today my kid is in a derby car race for Girl Scouts so I cant sleep in. my husbandwho signed her up & made the carwoke me up & I said why do you make us do so many activities ungrateful I know but busy people can be so annoying. keep your busy-ness to yourself"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:53Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"six years later & Im an associate professor. I really cant believe it"
X Link 2026-02-07T17:07Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"I had a very good dream about Bad Bunny last night. it makes me think of a story my mother told me about a Catholic priest she loved. she said someone asked him if its a sin to sin in your dreams & he replied no my childdreams are gifts from God"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:01Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"post-op day 4: clear headed enough to start plotting to murder us all. will not stop hissing. peeing everywhere but her litter box. please god help our family get through this"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:09Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"about a year ago I posted I had made good friends with a cop in AA & isnt that great. I lost a lot of followerseven some I wouldve considered friends. well I just want to say he turned out to be really creepy. so it was all for nothing. I definitely learned a lesson"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:56Z 28.2K followers, 69.2K engagements
"I dont think this is small but its not a good look to be vicious or righteous or dismissive of the work youre challengingeven correcting. theres a way to engage with generosity & respect. its in part a rhetorical skill to be able to do so. What small mistakes make academic writing look weak What small mistakes make academic writing look weak"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:04Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I hate threads. everyone started calling me a terrible wife for this post. I prefer Twitter where everyone is a bad person like me. my husband sent me a shared Googledoc to record all our Amazon charges & what theyre for. I told him I will not be participating in this. my husband sent me a shared Googledoc to record all our Amazon charges & what theyre for. I told him I will not be participating in this"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:47Z 28.1K followers, 18.3K engagements
"@DarsWords what brand do you get"
X Link 2026-02-08T03:49Z 28.1K followers, 37.1K engagements
"now that Ive had my earnest tweets I have to point out that this is incredibly bad news for all my haters"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:39Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"someone referred to me as a good person in a tweet & I dont know what I did to give off that impression but thanks"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:36Z 28K followers, [----] engagements
"we need to have a talk about this pink thing on me mother. immediately"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:56Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@aa_0co in retrospect I was really dumb but I do try to give people a chance"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:13Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I have the most beautiful cat in the world. dont you dare post a comment with a picture that challenges this statement"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I need to be institutionalized for real yall. so out of control"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:19Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"day [--] post op: the little grey one is following me around looking at me like this. I think Ive committed an unforgivable crime"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:33Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws house & lets just say my excitement to see Bad Bunny isnt shared. but no one can dampen my spirits. if Cardi B joins him I will simply die"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:23Z 28K followers, [---] engagements
"Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws house & my excitement to see Bad Bunny isnt shared. they say he burned an American flag & will force everyone to speak Spanish or something but nothing can dampen my spirits. the only thing more powerful than hate is love"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:26Z 28.2K followers, 84.4K engagements
"I couldnt watch the super-bowl at my house so I went to my in-laws house & stayed past my daughters bedtime to see Bad Bunny live because I knew it was going to be a major cultural event & I wanted to be part of it. I wanted my daughter to see it. I made the right choice"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:02Z 28.2K followers, 20.8K engagements
"update: my MIL didnt see a problem with it after watching. she loved that the couple actually got married & that Ricky Martin showed up. I told her I hoped my daughter would remember us all watching together. the power of Bad Bunny & a performance that centered love. Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws house & my excitement to see Bad Bunny isnt shared. they say he burned an American flag & will force everyone to speak Spanish or something but nothing can dampen my spirits. the only thing more powerful than hate is love. Im watching the Super Bowl at my conservative in-laws"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:57Z 28.2K followers, 60.2K engagements
"why do Iwho is struggling with treatment resistant depressionfeel so happy this morning two words: Bad Bunny"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:40Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I will shut up about this eventually but today is not that day"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:17Z 28.2K followers, 39.1K engagements
"a ball of cat"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:34Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im embarrassed to say my mental health crisis & other factors delayed me returning copy edits on my book. its been painful but my husbanda copy editorsaid hed look at them for me. hes now at his desk looking at the Works Cited edits & sighing deeply. the poor man truly"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:34Z 28.2K followers, 10.6K engagements
"I drove [--] minutes to see this female doctor today. no primary care physician has ever treated me with the respect & care she did. when she left I tried to transition to the male doctor & got treated like trash. my health got so bad I decided to just drive to her. if you know (how difficult it is to find doctors who listen to you) you know. a year or so ago I went viral complaining about a male doctor who treated me like shit for being on a stimulant. I left an in-depth review about him but then felt bad & deleted it. well today I found out he drove an amazing female doctor out the practice."
X Link 2026-02-11T00:18Z 28.2K followers, 80.5K engagements
"I drove [--] minutes to see this female doctor today. no primary care physician has ever treated me with the respect & care she did. when she left I tried to transition to the male doctor & got treated like trash. my health got so bad I decided to just drive to her. if you know (how difficult it is to find doctors who listen to you) you know"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:21Z 28.2K followers, 16.4K engagements
"I already knew Puerto-Rican men would save the world because I was in a diversity meeting & white women were making the discussion about their guilt & this man saidwith so much faiththere are white women activists across time who have done the work. lets think about the work"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:43Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"things Im not scared of: bugs rodents snakes terminal illness death. things Im scared of: men. especially those who are less successful attractive or tall than me"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:24Z 28.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@sobermom14 yes ❤"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:27Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"I reposted my review about the male doctor who shamed me to the point I didnt receive care for years& as I discovered drove an exceptional female practitioner to leave the practice. I hope it helps other women & patients on controlled substances: https://share.google/xeIyrRNehFzDKXyGk https://share.google/xeIyrRNehFzDKXyGk"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:44Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021611374070132882 I reposted my review about the male doctor who shamed me to the point I didnt receive care for years& as I discovered drove an exceptional female practitioner to leave the practice. I hope it helps other women & patients on controlled substances: https://t.co/qOLM4xP1Mu https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2021611374070132882 I reposted my review about the male doctor who shamed me to the point I didnt receive care for years& as I discovered drove an exceptional female practitioner to leave the practice. I hope it helps other women & patients"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:08Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@dory_toe 🫡"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:09Z 28.2K followers, 15.1K engagements
"@Ahully1 Im so sorry for your loss"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:32Z 28.2K followers, 14.5K engagements
"@lyn_murray I just felt like after a week it would be OK. she was miserable & peeling everywhere but her litter box. so far she hasnt been cleaning herself there & the incision looks really good. I think its going to be fine"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:25Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@nlmtys the high platelets were what really freaked me out. you get it ❤"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:51Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@LocoCravey god I need it"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:53Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements
"I dont agree with Tylers targeting of activist scholars or this sense scholarship is either traditional or political but Borderlands Shakespeare Colectiva is hilarious in this context especially when you know a white woman is at the heart of it. I interviewed [--] senior admins and profs for this story. They painted a similar picture: under Alexander Mellon became monomaniacally obsessed with social justice almost exclusively funding work advancing political causes at the expense of more traditional humanities work. 4/ https://t.co/CrtguKextO I interviewed [--] senior admins and profs for this"
X Link 2026-02-14T13:11Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im sorry. I wanted to read @Tyler_A_Harpers piece more carefully to try & get the outrage & I fear Im not informed enough to take a side but the number of academics who jumped to mind when I read these lines was startling"
X Link 2026-02-15T00:52Z 28.2K followers, [--] engagements
"I got very choked up in class today showing my students what James Baldwin had to say about Shakespeare: the greatest poet in the English language found his poetry where poetry is found: in the lives of the people. he could have done this only through love"
X Link 2026-01-21T19:57Z 28.2K followers, 170.3K engagements
"was discussing an English major with my husband & he said well they are living proof reading doesnt make you a better person. excuse me sir"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:56Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"in the commentary about @Tyler_A_Harpers article theres a troubling conflation of marginalized scholars with work on social justicebut marginalized scholars dont always work on topics related to their identities & their work is not what Tyler is critiquing. its the institutions that tokenize them"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:45Z 28.2K followers, 86.9K engagements
"just had another student reach out to me so guess Im going to have to watch Hamnet"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:06Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@GettnThatPhD @bennetthaselton I honestly dont know why its so hard to understand the joke: I dont want anyone reading my dissertation"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:17Z 28.2K followers, 174.5K engagements
"professors who ask for proof of medical emergencies or deceased family members need to stop. Id rather one hundred students lie to me about dead grandmas & get away with it than force even one to send me an obituary when theyre grieving. it costs nothing to trust your students"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:00Z 28.2K followers, 59.8K engagements
"I think what Kayne West has done & his recent apology is an incredibly complicated & harrowing situation. I resonated with much of his letter as someone diagnosed with bipolar who ruins (my) entire life once a year. I admit to getting choked up by the line I aspire to earn your forgiveness. bipolar disorder is no joke. people diagnosed with it cause irreparable harm& we have to live with the consequences & hold ourselves accountable when were healthy the best we can. above all I hope he can forgive himself. I struggle with this every day. Ye issues an apology for his antisemitic comments I"
X Link 2026-01-27T15:09Z 28.2K followers, 19.6K engagements
"my eight year old can message from her iPad. please god may she always be excited to cuddle me"
X Link 2026-01-30T20:37Z 28.2K followers, 816K engagements
"remembering when a undergraduate professor in his sixties casually told me he wouldve loved to date me if we had been in school at the same time. I took it as a compliment then but now that Im a professor with students of my own I have to say: what the fuck"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:37Z 28.2K followers, 58.3K engagements
"all the additional respect you get from your family after earning one. What is the best thing about doing a PhD Wrong answers only. What is the best thing about doing a PhD Wrong answers only"
X Link 2026-02-06T01:31Z 28.2K followers, 16.6K engagements
"free me mother. or pay"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:22Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"she messaged me & everythings fine. I might need iron infusionsthats it. I got my blood tests back from my physical & there are many abnormal results. they said I need to come in to discuss them. so Ive been googling what they might mean & Im pleased to announce Im dying. its been nice knowing everyone. I got my blood tests back from my physical & there are many abnormal results. they said I need to come in to discuss them. so Ive been googling what they might mean & Im pleased to announce Im dying. its been nice knowing everyone"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:15Z 28.2K followers, 26.4K engagements
"@Deb67088601 this is what Im saying Deb. something is not right"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:00Z 28.2K followers, 63.6K engagements
"@Deb67088601 lol"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:41Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements
"the best way to encourage students to resist the temptation of ChatGPT is to help them feel like real writers & take pride in their voice. I tell my students to start writing morning pagesthree handwritten pages on anything they want to write about. I tell them to transcribe themselves talking on the phone about their paper ideas to someone. I tell them to read their work out loud & hear how they sound& if they like how they sound. I tell them to pick unique sign offs for emails (down with Best). I tell them to read their social media posts & text messages & to analyze them for voicetheir"
X Link 2025-10-20T00:11Z 28.2K followers, 209.4K engagements
"how am I celebrating getting tenure I have a physical today. Im so embarrassed; my health is in utter shambles from working in higher ed. but tenure doesnt mean anything if I drop dead so heres to the start of reclaiming my health my time & my self"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:35Z 28.2K followers, 15.5K engagements
"a year or so ago I went viral complaining about a male doctor who treated me like shit for being on a stimulant. I left an in-depth review about him but then felt bad & deleted it. well today I found out he drove an amazing female doctor out the practice. trust your gut ladies"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:12Z 28.2K followers, 126.8K engagements
"hi friends. happy Thursday. I learned yesterday that I have extremely low iron levels & might need infusions. maybe thats why Ive been feeling so terrible & treatment will heal me. fingers crossed"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:08Z 28.2K followers, 12.4K engagements
"let me tell you the story of how my mommy almost murdered me last week"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:46Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"happy tenure to me"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:30Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"another day another dick pic in my DMs. they dont bother me. I simply add the image to the database of dicks in my mind. this one was as usual unimpressive"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"working through pregnancy and infants/toddlers is a humiliation ritual my first response was this is extreme & then I remembered throwing up in trash cans at subway stops & pumping breast milk in a dirty faculty locker room during the ten-min break I gave my students & we have to normalize taking 2-4 years off to have kids. working through pregnancy and infants/toddlers is a humiliation ritual we have to normalize taking 2-4 years off to have kids. working through pregnancy and infants/toddlers is a humiliation ritual"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:50Z 28.2K followers, 1.5M engagements
"good morning. still basking in the amazing news. tenure at William & Mary. damn. the angry men in my comments can stay mad"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:00Z 28.2K followers, 14.4K engagements
"my husband sent me a shared Googledoc to record all our Amazon charges & what theyre for. I told him I will not be participating in this"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:39Z 28.2K followers, 158.3K engagements
"I got my blood tests back from my physical & there are many abnormal results. they said I need to come in to discuss them. so Ive been googling what they might mean & Im pleased to announce Im dying. its been nice knowing everyone"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:01Z 28.2K followers, 262.1K engagements
"mother. please tell my fans I have been freed from the pink thing"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:40Z 28.2K followers, 23K engagements
"mommy if you play bad bunny on your phone one more time Im not giving you any more kisses for the rest of the night. me:"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:10Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"my mother-in-law & I had a little tiff & after conveying it to my husband he said I see her side. so pleaselet me know of the best divorce lawyers in the Williamsburg area. thank you"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:37Z 28.2K followers, 13.1K engagements
"in the car on the way to school my daughter asked me how long we were going to be listening to Bad Bunny & I told her that was racist & to be quiet"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:30Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"got an amazing tenure present tonight"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:57Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"my husband of eleven years opened up his Valentines Day card to me by saying Im so grateful that I can celebrate Valentines Day & not dread it& hes so real for that. sending love to anyone dreading today. I hope it turns out better than you think.❤"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:55Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"my husband is away tonight so my eight-year-old daughter & I are getting frozen yogurt & watching a movie in bed. any movie recommendations last time we did this we watched K-Pop Demon Hunters so thats going to be hard to beat"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:39Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im a professor & I went to review the readings I assigned my students for tomorrow & thought ugh this is a lot reading. I wish Id started earliera thought I realize most of my students must also be having tonight. only its me that did this to all of us"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:12Z 28.2K followers, 592.5K engagements
"I was playing Bad Bunny for my daughter while she jumped on the bed & she said whats this song about I said about how he doesnt want a girlfriend. without missing a beat she said I bet hed be my girlfriend. kids are confident & queer until we mess them up 😂"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:15Z 28.2K followers, 145.1K engagements
"I am begging everyone again to please stop taking me & what I say seriously. thank you"
X Link 2026-02-11T02:38Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"happy Friday folks. I sent this picture to a friend & they said you look like a professor who just got tenure and has her life together. I responded but you know different on the latter. heres to getting my life together"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:58Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@dbking65 lol"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:45Z 28.2K followers, [---] engagements
"as you can see by her face Boonie loves cuddles"
X Link 2026-02-14T01:37Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"little grey one is literally prancing around overjoyed she has been freed from her pink outfit. makes me wonder: what metaphorical pink outfits am I wearing & how can I become free of them"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:02Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"somehow I have to make peace with the fact Ill be battling addiction my entire life. maybe some periods will be easier than others but whatever it is Im continually trying to escape will always be there. I just have to keep trying to know & face & heal it the best I can"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:15Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"guys I cant 😭 just had another student reach out to me so guess Im going to have to watch Hamnet. just had another student reach out to me so guess Im going to have to watch Hamnet"
X Link 2026-02-15T04:04Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"its a little sad I said all the things I wanted to say before I got tenure because what now should I just swear more"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:10Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"but please someone put me down if I ever claim to be the authority on Shakespeare & what his work means. any scholar who thinks theyre the one true expert on the matter needs to leave the business"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:51Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"the final letter has arrived: I have been awarded tenure. I am so stunned & grateful. my journey in academia has been long & at times arduous but in this moment I feel joy & shockingly pride. I really did it. dare I say I earned it. & I look forward to doing the work that matters to me from this moment on. I am so grateful for all of your love & support. so many people have believed in me & this moment when I didnt or couldnt believe in myself. if you are one of those peopleI love you. thank you. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019834874148880511"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:05Z 28.2K followers, 47.5K engagements
"my usually aloof cat has been glued to my side the past few days. my husband tried to get her out of the bedroom & away from me last night & she stood at the door meowing. this is how I know Im dying. farewell"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:56Z 28.2K followers, 468.4K engagements
"I mustve really curated my audience here on Twitter because trolls on Threads are making me sick to my stomach"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:54Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"& if you know anything about Boonie babyshe loves her food. but she loves her sister more"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:25Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
"one of the most profound pieces of advice I ever received as a writer came from one of my committee members when I had a newborn & was struggling to finish my dissertation. she said Alicia at the end of the dayif you dont put words on a page it wont get done"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:32Z 28.2K followers, 25.2K engagements
"one time a group of students came up to me after class to ask why my dissertation was embargoed because they wanted to read it. I told them it was embargoed for this very reason. Ive emailed my professor I read his conference paper from [----] this research assistant job is about to be secured Ive emailed my professor I read his conference paper from [----] this research assistant job is about to be secured"
X Link 2026-02-15T13:10Z 28.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"random person on Twitter: clearly you are a terrible professor my students:"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:23Z 28.2K followers, 240.7K engagements
"https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023055699442323494 random person on Twitter: clearly you are a terrible professor my students: https://t.co/vnw7NtSOKk https://x.com/aliciaandrz/status/2023055699442323494 random person on Twitter: clearly you are a terrible professor my students: https://t.co/vnw7NtSOKk"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:25Z 28.2K followers, 237.2K engagements
"I remember the first time my mother told me aliens were real. she said it with the same conviction as Obama. we had just watched Signs & my little siblings were scared & I said dont worryaliens arent real. & my mom was like of course they are what are you talking about"
X Link 2026-02-16T02:24Z 28.2K followers, [----] engagements
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