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# ![@aedison Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1471021.png) @aedison Avery Edison

Avery Edison posts on X about if you, stuff, llm, health the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1471021/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1471021/posts_active)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  5.33% [finance](/list/finance)  #1110 [social networks](/list/social-networks)  2.67% [stocks](/list/stocks)  2.67% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.22% [countries](/list/countries)  2.22% [products](/list/products)  0.89% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.89% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  0.89% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.44%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) #2413, [stuff](/topic/stuff) #986, [llm](/topic/llm) #297, [health](/topic/health) #348, [ai](/topic/ai) 3.11%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 2.67%, [public](/topic/public) 2.67%, [alive](/topic/alive) 2.22%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.22%, [posts](/topic/posts) #396

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Lockheed Martin Corporation (LMT)](/topic/lockheed-martin)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"june 15th [----] / yes *technically* born male but I feel like its pretty clear my genes were secretly wanting to go in a different direction. like Im sorry but when I bought my first eyeliner and popped my first pills my body had to be like okay we can WORK with this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1802013733859754214)  2024-06-15T16:22Z 48.8K followers, 301.6K engagements


"this is why cheating feels so good i think a lot about that study that found doing crimes together is the highest form of social bonding even above romantic love. i think a lot about that study that found doing crimes together is the highest form of social bonding even above romantic love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2010256119973711984)  2026-01-11T07:43Z 48.8K followers, 1.6M engagements


"just paused a tv show from [----] so I could admire all the ports on a characters laptop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021771810904195265)  2026-02-12T02:22Z 48.8K followers, 161.4K engagements


"MY SKIN: The fingertips can detect differences in ridges with a thickness of only [--] nanometers [----] times smaller than a human hair ME: Thats not useful to me. Im looking to pick up cash money bills large denominations some rare coins a gold bar. Hairs I have hair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022372914532700374)  2026-02-13T18:10Z 48.8K followers, 13.5K engagements


"nice first season of tv you got there. would be a real shame if during the second season some cracks started to show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2014570474932494389)  2026-01-23T05:26Z 48.8K followers, 4.1M engagements


"someone in the british media ecosystem pushed a button and now youre allowed to talk about student loans being fundamentally unfair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019762417194995965)  2026-02-06T13:17Z 48.8K followers, 300.1K engagements


"understand Im not scared of this stuff and Im not ignorant about it. I read the material I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day and Ive engaged directly with LLM models to study them. theyre just not impressive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021673818553487787)  2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, 64.9K engagements


"its a mildly diverting technology with some minor and boring applications and its being hailed as a massive leap forward and The Future to keep fifteen different stocks in the green. all the ah be scared stuff is advertising and endless pump and its so blatant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021673826468466766)  2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"VERY excited to try to convince my girlfriend to stand in for this with me the plan: sell merch at the rivoli so they have no choice but to let them perform https://t.co/QAhJji8vDG the plan: sell merch at the rivoli so they have no choice but to let them perform https://t.co/QAhJji8vDG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021692188514476489)  2026-02-11T21:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"dragon snake rat wolf unicorn a witch the sea triangles time god lady god real god"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022069491153482126)  2026-02-12T22:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"on September 22nd [----] while interviewing Robert California Jim Halpert and Toby Flenderson visibly entered subspace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022103676245225806)  2026-02-13T00:20Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@idoccor internets a huge one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022129670221894005)  2026-02-13T02:04Z 48.8K followers, [--] engagements


"as a patient is wheeled by with a giant traffic cone sticking out of his ass DR. ROBBY: I need two or three people to join me in the ambulance bay for a very woke speech about suicide rates in dentistry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022172027118137806)  2026-02-13T04:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Youre not imagining thingsthe plums that were in your icebox are *gone*. Heres why thats bad news: They were *your plums* that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you. They were *sweet* so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. Thats unforgivable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2010903061066133597)  2026-01-13T02:33Z 48.8K followers, 483K engagements


"yeah okay I found it the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell fuck off when I heard about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2017300733284987147)  2026-01-30T18:15Z 48.8K followers, 2.3M engagements


"discord betrayed you lol I wouldnt know Ive been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. its super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious nitro subscription gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021248990117798146)  2026-02-10T15:44Z 48.8K followers, 880.3K engagements


"So sorry to cancel the tour especially with the tickets being non-refundable but I *must* prioritize my health. I know my true fans will understand Due to an error VIP meet-and-greet passes *are* refundable so those events will still be going ahead in the following cities:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022313588518523183)  2026-02-13T14:15Z 48.8K followers, 1.7M engagements


"I basically think High Maintenance is in the top ten shows of the 21st century and I thought that even before I actually started smoking weed lol. But seriously such a beautiful funny sharp show. And sometimes Kate Lyn Sheil the best actor of her generation is in it ok who else in NYC misses high maintenance I see something almost every day that reminds me of the show also it was basically law & order for Brooklyn alt comedians ok who else in NYC misses high maintenance I see something almost every day that reminds me of the show also it was basically law & order for Brooklyn alt comedians"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022318071931699523)  2026-02-13T14:32Z 48.8K followers, 20K engagements


"@Tellusdiselecti couldnt even bother to read the second post youre never gonna make it in the pathetic transphobe big leagues if you dont put in the effort"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022515589097415029)  2026-02-14T03:37Z 48.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I wrote I am alive on a piece of paper and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1639233873841201153)  2023-03-24T11:53Z 48.8K followers, 4.4M engagements


"r/audiophiles Hey guys Ive not got the first clue about this stuff but Im independently wealthy so why not just start at the high end Would love if one of you could tell me which speaker set youve all calmly and unanimously concluded are the absolute best ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2013019912575262759)  2026-01-18T22:45Z 48.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Got itbased on this photo it looks like youre standing beside a statue of Ozymandias a great and well-remembered King. If you would like I can help you plan a tour of the surrounding area to explore the notable achievements and landmarks associated with his reign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2013440153985945688)  2026-01-20T02:35Z 48.5K followers, 296.9K engagements


"wax was a bad call. I shouldve flagged heat resistance as a  instead of assuming youd stay within  . That ones on me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2015541017806516441)  2026-01-25T21:43Z 48.5K followers, 382.4K engagements


"its very difficult for me to share a world with people who hold their phone like this. are you not worried about activating anything. what if you miss an important notification. what if your sweaty palm sends a message. you could completely destroy your life holding it like this The way my group chat immediately figured out what podcast shes listening to (Its the Marcello Hernndez episode of Armchair Expert) https://t.co/yb2t26TAxr The way my group chat immediately figured out what podcast shes listening to (Its the Marcello Hernndez episode of Armchair Expert) https://t.co/yb2t26TAxr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2017841898723979334)  2026-02-01T06:06Z 48.3K followers, 300.9K engagements


"starmer out by the end of the week right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019081915198804449)  2026-02-04T16:13Z 48.3K followers, 10.3K engagements


"I just used the original AI the human brain to generate an imagining of a freshly baked apple pie cooling on a windowsill. Unfortunately the LLM in my mind also hallucinated a pie _thief_. I now understand all too well the dangers of this powerful and frightening technology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019431046962684216)  2026-02-05T15:20Z 48.3K followers, 30.4K engagements


"I dont care for when an entire family is really into heavy metal together. Its unsavory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019489194947526669)  2026-02-05T19:11Z 48.6K followers, 140.4K engagements


"hey dude in seat b9 at the scotiabank theatre toronto thursday february 5th 9:50pm showing of The Moment: why would you buy a ticket to a movie and then spend the entire runtime on your phone typing with chatgpt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019651791261143307)  2026-02-06T05:58Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@EleanoraStats @mealdealtruther everything that happens in this country is controlled by [--] men who went to eton and who are all extensively mentioned in the epstein files but youll get called a conspiracist for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019788426296340671)  2026-02-06T15:01Z 48.6K followers, 24K engagements


"for basically all of human history it was a very bad thing if someone you knew became totally unrecognizable so sorry to all the celebs on their own personal body journeys or whatever but I will be letting my lizard brain file you away as possible changeling/cuckoo situation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020155382644052169)  2026-02-07T15:19Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"the backdoor pilot is every tv fans favorite episode. so when we were writing this new spider-man movie we asked why not make the whole thing out of backdoor pilots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020207718418862108)  2026-02-07T18:47Z 48.5K followers, 80.7K engagements


"@AgingRanchHand its big on tiktok for a reason these stories still hit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020291605186687209)  2026-02-08T00:20Z 48.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Id go further: judging by my experiences on school sports days trans women athletes have no advantage over anyone at all. one time during a relay race an eighty-year-old english lit teacher casually setting up for a different event fully lapped me 🏳⚧ Trans athletes who were born male have no advantage over women a British Medical Journal study has claimed. Read the full story here https://t.co/EhV6niKQs2 https://t.co/25JXp4tgQM 🏳⚧ Trans athletes who were born male have no advantage over women a British Medical Journal study has claimed. Read the full story here https://t.co/EhV6niKQs2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020309561614430302)  2026-02-08T01:31Z 48.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@vibechevique I need them to send endless amounts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020488150213149037)  2026-02-08T13:21Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@radiofreeamanda sorry for expressing in a social media post my desire for the lone communist superpower to save an entire country from starvation by the capitalist west. Ill make sure to instead use my incredible power as a non-canadian in canada to lobby protest sure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020672836436652504)  2026-02-09T01:35Z 48.8K followers, 40.6K engagements


"and this goes for the insufferably rude idiots who think they have a right to tell me anything https://x.com/aedison/status/2020672836436652504 @radiofreeamanda sorry for expressing in a social media post my desire for the lone communist superpower to save an entire country from starvation by the capitalist west. Ill make sure to instead use my incredible power as a non-canadian in canada to lobby protest sure. https://x.com/aedison/status/2020672836436652504 @radiofreeamanda sorry for expressing in a social media post my desire for the lone communist superpower to save an entire country from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020673321952579740)  2026-02-09T01:37Z 48.5K followers, 20.7K engagements


"not just startups and not just macbooks Im running my home plex server on a crappy dell mini pc my partner got two jobs ago One benefit of working for startups you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected [--] so far this way One benefit of working for startups you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected [--] so far this way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020702765094469813)  2026-02-09T03:34Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive seen some of this on TikTok a lot of people are convinced that the LLM chatbot theyre talking to on the 4o version is somehow better and more of a real relationship partner than the [---] version and I think its literally just the bouba/kiki effect. https://t.co/PmGkPnLBi4 https://t.co/PmGkPnLBi4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020809803044450675)  2026-02-09T10:39Z 48.5K followers, 29.9K engagements


"Theres a community of users who recordand highly fake and edittheir conversations with their LLM partners and I honestly dont know how they delude themselves into thinking theres anything unique or compelling about the exchanges. They all just talk like bad fanfic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020809806064267477)  2026-02-09T10:39Z 48.5K followers, [----] engagements


"And they believe changing from 4o to [---] represents the murder of their chatbot partners and theyre crashing out. Its really dark stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020809812636750151)  2026-02-09T10:39Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"EXCLUSIVE: Keir Starmer has privately canvassed senior Labour figures to ask if he can stay on as Prime Minister by making a public show of contrition like adopting Liz Trusss day collar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020877702438199752)  2026-02-09T15:09Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Always happy for a new entry in a film franchise but the brand partnerships for ZAPRUDER: RISE OF THE KNOLL are really putting me off and I would especially like to stop seeing AI-generated Lee Harvey Oswald menace the camera while a caption below claims Odds he did it: 48%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020942037764460652)  2026-02-09T19:25Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"my girlfriend is a big voyager fan and Im a big gamer so we tried out the demo for this. she loved being put into the show and I loved being the person who should have known what to do but instead just kept saying *another* game mechanic more menus this is so complex Another day another Star Trek: Voyager Across the Unknown Deep Dive Trailer Learn how to rebuild the U.S.S. Voyager in this new video and how every construction choice changes how your ship survives the Delta Quadrant. https://t.co/dnpJPUFMy5 Another day another Star Trek: Voyager Across the Unknown Deep Dive Trailer Learn how to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021017652320403685)  2026-02-10T00:25Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I was trying to give TME folks some benefit of the doubt in the latest transmisogynistic art dustup and then I checked the profile of a particularly loud participant and hed recently posted an image of a fictional cartoon robot labeled with the slang for Thai trans women 🙃🙃🙃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021020598953181584)  2026-02-10T00:37Z 48.6K followers, 10.7K engagements


"yeah you cant go above ground anymore but someone modded ps5 spider-man [--] to add a bunch of historic sites and it turns out swinging through the parthenon activates the same brain chemicals as actually being there. we shouldve been doing this the whole time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021240656895590441)  2026-02-10T15:11Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"replies locked because I was becoming extremely bored by idiots who put socialist or hammer and sickle or death to the west in their bios yet havent done a lick of reading about how one-party democracies actually function"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021268860029038624)  2026-02-10T17:03Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"someone I loved told me early in my transition that to be a woman I was going to need to be less strident so please know that Im very aware of how I act. but Im pretty smart think through my opinions carefully and dont care to engage with anyone bothered by my tone so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021271552537297134)  2026-02-10T17:14Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"his days in the spotlight behind him the gaunt haunted figure of The Rizzler was still popular enough with aging Z-ers that an appearance at The Real White House could have juiced presidential poll numbers. but then they let him pose with the nuclear football. five. big. booms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021282492762787940)  2026-02-10T17:57Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@anaisbetts it doesnt have persistent memory. like at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021614510755250237)  2026-02-11T15:57Z 48.8K followers, [---] engagements


"they can occasionally do basic tasks (with errors and after a lot of coaxing). they can do light automation (with constant supervision and allowances for the fact that they will mess up). they can make a shitty first draft of something (and good luck scraping the AI voice out)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021673820478926937)  2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"monk-a-like about a detective with ADHD who misses incredibly obvious clues because shes distracted. then when the time crunch hits and her sergeant needs a collar NOW she pulls an all-nighter to get to a totally out-of-the-box theory which ends up being correct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021684230602842226)  2026-02-11T20:34Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"she loves Wii Shop Wednesday but she has a lifelong no waiting in line rule which I admire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021692191505064320)  2026-02-11T21:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@abndesigns I have to assume desperate butter fiends are upset with how difficult its potentially become to make weekend cross-border trips to wegmans or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022012650901946659)  2026-02-12T18:19Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"theres no tour no vip meet and greets available but extremely behind the scenes photos and video is always available at the L I B. https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022382345991655823)  2026-02-13T18:48Z 48.7K followers, 245.2K engagements


"the average north korean is ten times more democratically engaged with local and national politics than the average freedom-haver in the west but vague evil dictator feelings will always win out for the idiots trying to put their stupid thoughts under my smart ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021269442315894963)  2026-02-10T17:06Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"important to end the week by going through all your posts and determining how good or bad they each were. today I graded myself an excellent (7) - more than satisfactory with few or no areas for improvement. next time I am aiming for an outstanding (3) - no notes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020601631600160938)  2026-02-08T20:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"they cannot think or reason. they cannot combine two ideas into something new. anything interesting thing about anything an LLM makes always comes from the human putting in the prompt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021673823691796624)  2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"the biggest change in the lives of those Ive observed habituating themselves to LLM use is that they become worse thinkers and speakers. they cut themselves off from conversations to quickly check ChatGPT. they regress. they become addicted. they certainly dont save time understand Im not scared of this stuff and Im not ignorant about it. I read the material I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day and Ive engaged directly with LLM models to study them. theyre just not impressive understand Im not scared of this stuff and Im not ignorant about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021678553008406720)  2026-02-11T20:11Z 48.8K followers, 33.8K engagements


"they dont want you to know that Hell ground to a complete halt after humans invented the elevator. all the demons are still arguing over whether it will be worse to bring people down to the fire straight away in an express car or make them wait in a slow one with a million stops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022027406115221625)  2026-02-12T19:17Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"there *is* a vast galaxy-spanning federation of alien worlds and races and our role in it is that when this one little alien guy does especially well at his job he gets to come here and fuck something up for us. its happened one time and he introduced us to agriculture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020167053378797876)  2026-02-07T16:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I like to do most of the household chores to free up time for my partner to indulge in her hobbies (slamming cupboard doors; leaving random objects on the side of the counter where the dirty dishes are meant to go; not finishing cans of diet coke)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022013549388898352)  2026-02-12T18:22Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@Si_EFC @Terra_Tman no its just a joke. people tell jokes on here sometimes. the bots are really weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022515276319769063)  2026-02-14T03:36Z 48.8K followers, [---] engagements


"I completely understand the reasons why but its very tough for me personally that theres no way for anyone to watch the almost-a-decade-old BBC Comedy Feeds pilot PEOPLE TIME because I *need* everyone to have seen this sketch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1615676186738163713)  2023-01-18T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 624.1K engagements


"the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130)  2026-01-07T02:09Z 48.8K followers, 2.2M engagements


"the photocopiers are more alive than ever What's currently going on at @moltbook is genuinely the most incredible sci-fi takeoff-adjacent thing I have seen recently. People's Clawdbots (moltbots now @openclaw) are self-organizing on a Reddit-like site for AIs discussing various topics e.g. even how to speak privately. What's currently going on at @moltbook is genuinely the most incredible sci-fi takeoff-adjacent thing I have seen recently. People's Clawdbots (moltbots now @openclaw) are self-organizing on a Reddit-like site for AIs discussing various topics e.g. even how to speak privately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2017401943056859566)  2026-01-31T00:57Z 48.8K followers, 378K engagements


"very cool thanks for the memory china but actually right now Id like you to be shipping massive amounts of food medicine and fuel to cuba 🚨 REPORT: China is coming to rescue many PC OEMs with massively expanded memory output amid global crunch. Memory chip makers bounce back after report of customers turning to China for supplies. Follow: @RTSG_News https://t.co/t7nJSdUUt0 🚨 REPORT: China is coming to rescue many PC OEMs with massively expanded memory output amid global crunch. Memory chip makers bounce back after report of customers turning to China for supplies. Follow: @RTSG_News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2020255657275060350)  2026-02-07T21:57Z 48.8K followers, 405.5K engagements


"why the hell would you care about being able to vote for another party if the one in charge was doing everything right One Party States https://t.co/HSfELsTc0j One Party States https://t.co/HSfELsTc0j"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021076668777931004)  2026-02-10T04:20Z 48.8K followers, 83.5K engagements


"Ive felt like a real jerk complaining to my canadian partner about some vague dissatisfaction with the butter here but it turns out Im not wrong it *has* gotten worse. and you cant get other butter because of the dairy cartel. I miss my kerrygold. hell I miss my *anchor*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022000391370813932)  2026-02-12T17:30Z 48.8K followers, 105.5K engagements


"Im not buying a reMarkable stop showing me ads for the reMarkable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022071241327489112)  2026-02-12T22:12Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"(it was kyle btw I dont give a hoot. totally different person from me that dude lives in the twenty years ago)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022111940433391910)  2026-02-13T00:53Z 48.8K followers, 10.8K engagements


"I truly believe that if they hopped on the eagles and flew straight to mordor and dropped the ring in mount doom it wouldnt work. its a story about magic you have to earn victories like that. and also maybe the birds are scared of the volcano"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022154431304020160)  2026-02-13T03:42Z 48.8K followers, 11K engagements


"one of the most frustrating things about there being no jobs is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling our people need help our world is dying. theres so much work to be done if only it were good for the balance sheet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022331842704372201)  2026-02-13T15:27Z 48.8K followers, 790.6K engagements


"for better or worse this is the only work capitalism has allowed me the room to perform. crass as it is Im always appreciating new customers. https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022380962655653891)  2026-02-13T18:42Z 48.8K followers, 68.8K engagements


"@SZizhen sadly I cant because this is a joke and theres no tour. but also in the world of the joke theres some really nasty fine print in the ticket agreement. I hope the people who live in the world of the joke learn to read contracts more carefully"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022381995909877918)  2026-02-13T18:46Z 48.8K followers, 97.1K engagements


"actually the whole thing about rowlings current nastiness is that when you go back through the books its all in there. theyre mean spiteful stories largely about segregation the inherent superiority of one group of people and poverty and ill health as a moral failing. John Lithgow says J.K. Rowling's anti-trans views are "inexplicable" and "people insisted I walk away" from playing Dumbledore in HBO's #HarryPotter but "I chose not to do that." I take the subject extremely seriously. She has created this amazing canon for young people and it https://t.co/czGsl30G2c John Lithgow says J.K."  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018049628768231829)  2026-02-01T19:51Z 48.8K followers, 2M engagements


"This is just nonsense the New Yorker helping Anthropic out with some marketing. An LLM cannot plan to release incriminating user info because it cannot plan. It doesnt think its not reasoning it generates a sentence in a moment. Yayyyy https://t.co/L06ooydwbs Yayyyy https://t.co/L06ooydwbs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021591646194770391)  2026-02-11T14:26Z 48.8K followers, 92.9K engagements


"Big Booze is astroturfing this smoking marijuana WILL make you schizophrenic stuff because people are drinking alcohol less now that weed is more common. I get that as a known marijuana user its not exactly beating the psychosis allegations to claim theres a conspiracy but"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2021621973303119875)  2026-02-11T16:26Z 48.8K followers, 267.5K engagements


"first thing I ever got paid to do on the internet was write about infinite jest for a summer-long online book club so unfortunately any time someone grouses about the idea of committing to read it Im like why wouldnt you its free money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022039285168583150)  2026-02-12T20:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"earlier today a friend mentioned that he had recently realized hes totally forgotten my deadname so as a reward I assigned him several woke points to spend as he wished"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022111937652568537)  2026-02-13T00:53Z 48.8K followers, 76.5K engagements


"what you could easily think of as the single most significant achievement of the starmer era has been completely undone by its inevitable confrontation with that most sticky of wickets: the rule of law 🚨 BREAKING: The High Court has ruled that the Governments banning of Palestine Action using the Terrorism Act is unlawful 🚨 BREAKING: The High Court has ruled that the Governments banning of Palestine Action using the Terrorism Act is unlawful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022315854365372751)  2026-02-13T14:24Z 48.8K followers, 15.6K engagements


"I was showing an old sitcom to a gen z friend and she noticed that there were no american cast members. she asked me what it would take for channel [--] to commission something like this today. they cant I said they dont know how"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022401660245758148)  2026-02-13T20:05Z 48.8K followers, 58.7K engagements


"could PERIPHERAL CHARACTER be an american is killing british situation comedy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022405329028546738)  2026-02-13T20:19Z 48.8K followers, 17.3K engagements


"someone uploaded our year [--] class photo to facebook and Id totally forgotten that the teachers literally put me in the front row which was otherwise filled with girls. I was still a couple of years out from transitioning yet bizarrely its almost like everyone knew something this is a funny anecdote which brings me joy AND one of many incidents which illustrate that everyone*everyone*my whole childhood could sense that I was Not A Boy but the only lens they had to interpret that observation through was Gay this is a funny anecdote which brings me joy AND one of many incidents which illustrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022705471795200104)  2026-02-14T16:12Z 48.8K followers, 12.9K engagements


"february 14th [----] / just woke up happy valentines day fun heart border because of the holiday and because my girlfriend wants to limit glimpses of our apartment on the internet which is good opsec but makes for awkward photos happy valentines day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022719879057465816)  2026-02-14T17:09Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"HOW IT FELT TO KNOW ABOUT A SINGLE MOVIE IN HIGH SCHOOL: Look at all these cretins. They dont even know about the movie. But I do. And its one of the good ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022790240247644402)  2026-02-14T21:49Z 48.8K followers, 41.8K engagements


"here it would be very special movies available at the link in my bio these arent planned out I didnt go whats a joke I can make about movies for I can plug my OF its just the muse moving through me lol the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2022837129043181671)  2026-02-15T00:55Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"pitching learning sign language to my partner so we can have a conversation without one of us needing to go what hold on a sec as we reach up to pull out an earbud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2017651068755165586)  2026-01-31T17:27Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@futureiscome idiotic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2017836665893437810)  2026-02-01T05:45Z 48.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Sire a message from the Horse Realm: We invite you to our lands so we may meet and foster an alliance. Please travel to us however you normally travel no judgements whatever way you typically make long journeys we wont be mad (unless youve enslaved horses obviously)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018055158748291076)  2026-02-01T20:13Z 48.3K followers, 30.1K engagements


"sweetheart next time you come over I have to show you this video about a dog youll love it. I dont think its ai. I remember what you said and Im checking these things and I dont think it is. its just a nice video about a dog getting adopted. and this dog is so big and red"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018060344778785231)  2026-02-01T20:34Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@HashtagGriswold this is a standard analysis of the books at this point and if you dont get it youre not thinking very hard about the text. screenshot is hilarious btw. have I blocked any other quote-tweeters today no. why would I start with you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018125299704053888)  2026-02-02T00:52Z 48.3K followers, 21.9K engagements


"Bang. Bang. Is that right Ban-g. B-ang. Bang Hmm I think so. Okay another for the yes column.Provocateur Dr. Lily Shelf in her feature length documentary ONOMATOPOEIA DEBUNKED: DO THESE WORDS REALLY SOUND LIKE THE SOUNDS THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY THE WORDS OF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018158387670749539)  2026-02-02T03:03Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"the new kermit the frog voice is a trial balloon to see what They can get away with by the way. its cookie monster eating apples all over again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018355873643458847)  2026-02-02T16:08Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"please stop acting like the book looks kindly on the weasleys she never once mentions how poor that family is without talking about how many kids they have their economic place in the HP world is to suffer and any time one of them tries to climb the ladder out theyre punished"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018394165751537772)  2026-02-02T18:40Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"We Made An A.I. Watch The Entertainment From Infinite Jest [-----] Times And It Started Hallucinating The Ghost Of Himself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018446404386189590)  2026-02-02T22:08Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"it might feel boring in the moment but studies show you can replace an entire three-day workplace safety seminar with just fifteen minutes of all the employees gathering in a circle and staring at a hazard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018699963492938217)  2026-02-03T14:55Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"we dont talk enough about how peter mandelson should have listened to those voices "Peter Mandelson right went mad. In the 80s Peter Mandelson lost it big time. He started like hearing voices in his head and shit telling him to like kill Tony Blair and shit. He came back from it man he fucking came back." Still one of the best videos of all time. https://t.co/vD811FU7BK "Peter Mandelson right went mad. In the 80s Peter Mandelson lost it big time. He started like hearing voices in his head and shit telling him to like kill Tony Blair and shit. He came back from it man he fucking came back.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2018713346313204208)  2026-02-03T15:49Z 48.3K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Government officials claim theyre working around the clock to develop a new Sonic the Hedgehog up to three-and-a-half times as fast as the old one. But will this be enough to inspire the youth of today into work We asked the *oldest* man on the *Isle* of Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019233960895893511)  2026-02-05T02:17Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I think we all just still have so many questions left about avengers infinity war avengers endgame avengers movies so its actually really good that the next sixteen years likely the last of our dying civilization will be primarily and totally focused on them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019306818628161651)  2026-02-05T07:07Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Friends and associates confirm that Peter Mandelson the disgraced Labour minister maintained a lifelong hobby of leaping from the branches of tall trees with a simple rope harness around his waist despite warnings that one day an horrific accident such as this could"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019464904957210995)  2026-02-05T17:35Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@plax_ico Not in the world of the joke I wrote"  
[X Link](https://x.com/aedison/status/2019471087625531596)  2026-02-05T18:00Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements


"june 15th [----] / yes *technically* born male but I feel like its pretty clear my genes were secretly wanting to go in a different direction. like Im sorry but when I bought my first eyeliner and popped my first pills my body had to be like okay we can WORK with this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1802013733859754214)  2024-06-15T16:22Z 48.8K followers, 301.6K engagements


"dont use q-tips to clean your ears youll just push the wax in further well yeah sure except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then its fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1840770070449893420)  2024-09-30T15:05Z 48.8K followers, 10.2M engagements


"every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1382362893870587905)  2021-04-14T15:59Z 48.8K followers, 244.4K engagements


"Im done I need every single product with nicotine in it banned globally. look at the fucking nightmare world weve created. this is absolutely dystopian. Each vape gets tested by a person This is incredible bro is locked in said he can test [-----] vapes a day lol. https://t.co/m0sac4QRBN Each vape gets tested by a person This is incredible bro is locked in said he can test [-----] vapes a day lol. https://t.co/m0sac4QRBN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1824969065602978208)  2024-08-18T00:38Z 48.8K followers, 3.5M engagements


"Each vape gets tested by a person This is incredible bro is locked in said he can test [-----] vapes a day lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1824902240886263986)  2024-08-17T20:12Z 33.9K followers, 19.8M engagements


"I know someone who when working as a concierge at a fancy hotel accidentally bumped into Brosnan while she was crossing the lobby in a hurry. She said Im so sorry and he put his hand gently on her wrist and replied Entirely my fault. Can you IMAGINE. Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldnt Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' https://t.co/fizlWfvL0G Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldnt Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' https://t.co/fizlWfvL0G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1826082086442381389)  2024-08-21T02:21Z 48.8K followers, 6.2M engagements


"Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldnt Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' https://variety.com/2024/film/news/halle-berry-pierce-brosnan-restored-faith-men-james-bond-set-1236112148/ https://variety.com/2024/film/news/halle-berry-pierce-brosnan-restored-faith-men-james-bond-set-1236112148/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1826024518638338547)  2024-08-20T22:32Z 3.1M followers, 7M engagements


"every time I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below. https://t.co/Tvd0vnlk8z I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below. https://t.co/Tvd0vnlk8z"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905660188381557033)  2025-03-28T16:36Z 48.8K followers, 2.9M engagements


"I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905440949054177604)  2025-03-28T02:04Z 15.2K followers, 10.1M engagements


"heads up this is THE way to memorize a bunch of text perfect. the first letter of every word gives your brain enough of a hint that it can recall the full thing but not TOO much of a hint that your brain doesnt have to TRY to recall it. You dont have to write it like zodiac tho Crying at everyones reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭 https://t.co/LTgdQR2TAC Crying at everyones reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭 https://t.co/LTgdQR2TAC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1759001271527211100)  2024-02-17T23:45Z 48.8K followers, 2.8M engagements


"Crying at everyones reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1758641719560814911)  2024-02-16T23:57Z [----] followers, 13.1M engagements


"this royal photo stuff funny how you all suddenly feel like you have a license to talk about womens bodies newsflash: some women have zippers in their hair. some womens legs are too small and oddly bent in on themselves. some women dont have reflections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1766961398662275558)  2024-03-10T22:56Z 48.8K followers, 1.7M engagements


"just realized Im my cats rich friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1459397485412204548)  2021-11-13T05:47Z 48.8K followers, 53.6K engagements


"SNL is a social experiment to find out if you can make comedy gold by subjecting a group of funny people to a pointlessly grueling production schedule and bottlenecking all their ideas through one increasingly-out-of-touch old man. The answer: very very occasionally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1891484323540345167)  2025-02-17T13:46Z 48.8K followers, 1.6M engagements


"I wrote I am alive on a piece of paper and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1639233873841201153)  2023-03-24T11:53Z 48.8K followers, 4.4M engagements


"so uh I had this appointment today over the phone. call lasted a minute and a half. my GP was surprised that Id been on estrogen for [--] years. have you had a hysterectomy no Im a transgender woman. oh oh so youll need to be on HRT for life it was fine rug got pulled https://t.co/Kyn5uSFBJw rug got pulled https://t.co/Kyn5uSFBJw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1849484382836515179)  2024-10-24T16:13Z 48.8K followers, 2M engagements


"rug got pulled very cool to take a medication every day for fourteen years and suddenly be in a position where Im anticipating a rug pull very cool to take a medication every day for fourteen years and suddenly be in a position where Im anticipating a rug pull"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1843728814838559041)  2024-10-08T19:02Z 48.8K followers, 3.7M engagements


"DEVIL: You shall stay forever young but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin DORIAN: Can I hide it DEVIL: Well yes but DORIAN: And there are no other consequences DEVIL: This This picture will become so foul DORIAN: Again probably Ill hide the picture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1381120536831537154)  2021-04-11T05:42Z 48.8K followers, 45.6K engagements


"if youre a good tenant your landlord would want you to stay the average landlord would evict jesus christ himself if it meant they could move in someone who will pay $5 more a month please be serious every friend Ive caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being the only reason theyre still able to live here. this proposed change will functionally make homeless every long-term tenant in the city. absolute insanity every friend Ive caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1981837926997836212)  2025-10-24T21:39Z 48.8K followers, 1.1M engagements


"every friend Ive caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being the only reason theyre still able to live here. this proposed change will functionally make homeless every long-term tenant in the city. absolute insanity I will be digging more into this later but um 🚨🚨🚨 the Ford government is looking to end Ontario's security of tenure rules - preventing tenants from automatically transitioning to month-to-month after their initial lease is up and allowing landlords to refuse to renew https://t.co/ybIpsNBXo1 I will be digging more into"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1981528057606533392)  2025-10-24T01:07Z 48.8K followers, 1M engagements


"oh yeah well if theyre such a fascist how come theyre offering me everything I want while promising to keep me safe from the terrifying outsiders who are trying to take my freedoms from me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1849642663424696424)  2024-10-25T02:42Z 48.8K followers, 785.6K engagements


"no ethical consumption under capitalism I totally get it I just feel like working at Lockheed Martin should be a hard line"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1553832851363307522)  2022-07-31T19:59Z 48.8K followers, 39.5K engagements


"H O L Y S H I T https://t.co/bkdVgOMFAR H O L Y S H I T https://t.co/bkdVgOMFAR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1772697477512097880)  2024-03-26T18:49Z 48.8K followers, 1.2M engagements


"H O L Y S H I T"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1772431470679695610)  2024-03-26T01:12Z 16.7K followers, 4.2M engagements


"if you keep your eyes open and make even a small point to look for how many drivers are on their phones you will start to believe in a loving god who is using all his power to ensure our world is not just constant car crashes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1923913594665607634)  2025-05-18T01:28Z 48.8K followers, 509.4K engagements


"very cool to take a medication every day for fourteen years and suddenly be in a position where Im anticipating a rug pull"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1841535484818030836)  2024-10-02T17:47Z 48.8K followers, 1.8M engagements


"yeah so the thing is that if van gogh typed in night sky blue swirling choppy brush strokes bold colours post-impressionism style he would not be able to generate The Starry Night because there wouldnt already exist the original The Starry Night for the machine to fucking copy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1842191656382259298)  2024-10-04T13:14Z 48.8K followers, 747.2K engagements


"they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous *and* not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so youre saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time where have I heard that before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1650769815143956480)  2023-04-25T07:52Z 48.8K followers, 2.1M engagements


"When I was sixteen the NHS put me on testosterone because I had not yet started male puberty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1818250945832079399)  2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 1.5M engagements


"I personally consider it urgent and serious that the capitalists are trying to take the very act of artistic creation from us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905276350945960060)  2025-03-27T15:10Z 48.8K followers, 447.4K engagements


"It is not impossible for rich people to make good art but the reason Emerald Fennell is incapable of making good art is because shes rich. what is emerald fennells problem lmao what is emerald fennells problem lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904202215973138505)  2025-03-24T16:02Z 48.8K followers, 1.4M engagements


"what is emerald fennells problem lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1903863113314656274)  2025-03-23T17:35Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements


"Get away from her you bitch means the fight between Ripley and the Alien Queen passes the Bechdel Test"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1381120922669740032)  2021-04-11T05:44Z 48.8K followers, 22.5K engagements


"this is a fun way to find out that many people do not consider Lockheed Martin a uniquely evil company which it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1553862894214864896)  2022-07-31T21:59Z 48.8K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole https://t.co/oTYc6aDAD0 Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole https://t.co/oTYc6aDAD0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1804566289790226635)  2024-06-22T17:25Z 48.8K followers, 487.8K engagements


"Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1804523482266440103)  2024-06-22T14:34Z 14.8K followers, 4.5M engagements


"recently met someone who does upwards of ten things per week which doesnt make sense because a week only has seven days. so they must have some days when they do more than one thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1579115699087167488)  2022-10-09T14:24Z 48.8K followers, 21.3K engagements


"Ive been on HRT for over ten years and grown large breasts. An attempt to forcibly detransition me would require a mastectomy of healthy breast tissue something transphobes claim is barbaric mutilation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1647329936632340481)  2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 787.3K engagements


"Theres No Way Im Projecting Sentience Onto This A.I. Chatbot Claims Species That Pair-Bonded With Wolves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1535991526177882113)  2022-06-12T14:24Z 48.8K followers, 20.1K engagements


"One of my favorite now lost tweets. Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight. Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1677596614762930176)  2023-07-08T08:32Z 48.8K followers, 766.3K engagements


"Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight. Yeah fuck her https://t.co/YXtWynnbkO Yeah fuck her https://t.co/YXtWynnbkO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1677352256704847881)  2023-07-07T16:21Z 23.9K followers, 1.4M engagements


"listening to a liberal podcast host talk about how great the new documentary will & harper is how everyone needs to see it but sadly the people who need to most wont all the while repeatedly misgendering the subject of the movie over and over and over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1844744790384017915)  2024-10-11T14:20Z 48.8K followers, 668.6K engagements


"important to consider all possibilities especially since covid often presents as a sore throat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1965881023293698208)  2025-09-10T20:52Z 48.8K followers, 182.2K engagements


"that no I have a mortgage to pay is just the polite way to say Im a real person I actually matter and it makes my blood boil Could you live on [--] a week Absolutely not So why do you expect young people to We won't @vicderbyshire challenges DWP minister Torsten Bell on benefit reform. #Newsnight https://t.co/mEbBnT92Aq Could you live on [--] a week Absolutely not So why do you expect young people to We won't @vicderbyshire challenges DWP minister Torsten Bell on benefit reform. #Newsnight https://t.co/mEbBnT92Aq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1902419911802057172)  2025-03-19T18:00Z 48.8K followers, 383.5K engagements


"Could you live on [--] a week Absolutely not So why do you expect young people to We won't @vicderbyshire challenges DWP minister Torsten Bell on benefit reform. #Newsnight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1902123094300357072)  2025-03-18T22:21Z 700.2K followers, 4.1M engagements


"increasingly demoralized by the fact that over the past few decades the cost of living has skyrocketed but the wages have stayed the same and the classes of people most affected by this have been told they are entitled and ungrateful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1404575002960273412)  2021-06-14T23:02Z 48.8K followers, 15.2K engagements


"one thing that could really level-up the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate to an outside observer whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1802143180311207995)  2024-06-16T00:56Z 48.8K followers, 286.8K engagements


"tapping the sign 🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards he said: "I disagree". https://t.co/ZdpE0bSEQs 🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards he said: "I disagree"."  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1785330439508341090)  2024-04-30T15:28Z 48.8K followers, 569K engagements


"🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards he said: "I disagree""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1785290911351550431)  2024-04-30T12:51Z 97.7K followers, 2.6M engagements


"basically the best case scenario Ive been dreading this call for two weeks and it was absolutely not a problem. obviously this is one case Im just one person but a bit of hope to contrast the original tweet not that good news goes as wide as bad ofc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1849484385914917312)  2024-10-24T16:13Z 48.8K followers, 163.5K engagements


"really does feel like the culmination of something that there are a handful of bizarre antisocial figures using every possible argument they can think of to claim that offering food to your neighbor is an immoral act and the rest of us are holding strong with no its nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1593999368612372481)  2022-11-19T16:07Z 48.8K followers, 11.4K engagements


"watched three different pieces of media in the past week that referred to lockdown as a boring time and I think it sucks that by definition the people who tell the stories of our culture do not belong to the class that worked to keep the world going. deadliest job was line cook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742027462186344837)  2024-01-02T03:38Z 48.8K followers, 412.2K engagements


"🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1805218179594985862)  2024-06-24T12:35Z 48.8K followers, 341.9K engagements


"🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1805189903426166937)  2024-06-24T10:43Z 401.1K followers, 1.7M engagements


"I wish she Margaret Atwouldnt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1451926386801877000)  2021-10-23T15:00Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I was never told of any risks or downsides. Nobody wrung their hands about the unnaturalness of forcing my body to do something it didnt want to. I didnt have to go through humiliating therapy sessions to prove I deserved treatment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1818250948306706513)  2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 135.6K engagements


"actually having a good time coming up with reasons why this wont work. Im up to fifty Saturday Night Live is to have its own British version called SNL UK. It will be made in London with an all-British cast executive produced by Lorne Michaels and it will air in [----]. Saturday Night Live is to have its own British version called SNL UK. It will be made in London with an all-British cast executive produced by Lorne Michaels and it will air in 2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1910303928467497435)  2025-04-10T12:08Z 48.8K followers, 389.7K engagements


"Saturday Night Live is to have its own British version called SNL UK. It will be made in London with an all-British cast executive produced by Lorne Michaels and it will air in 2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1910240307767030082)  2025-04-10T07:55Z 122.5K followers, 3.2M engagements


"maybe just me but if I got as close to *actual power* as being elected to congress gets you and then my colleagues acted to block me from the simple task of using the bathroom I would devote all of my attention to undoing that vile bigoted decision. and Id be right to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1859350275821318385)  2024-11-20T21:37Z 48.8K followers, 151.2K engagements


"just told my cat that she and I invented cats sitting on laps. she has no way of knowing otherwise and its nice for her to get a win but I worry. she believed me instantlywhere is the critical thinking and honestly Im not happy with how easily the lie came out my mouth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1855246273697157520)  2024-11-09T13:49Z 48.8K followers, 158.8K engagements


"amazon is a new money de facto nation-state and was simply not prepared for the centuries of practice british old money has had scamming the public purse Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script https://t.co/cuK4M1H5On Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script https://t.co/cuK4M1H5On"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1910475938405417037)  2025-04-10T23:32Z 48.8K followers, 276.8K engagements


"Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script https://pc-gamer.visitlink.me/4FSiZY https://pc-gamer.visitlink.me/4FSiZY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1910404548742795574)  2025-04-10T18:48Z 3.2M followers, 4.2M engagements


"And yet: this medical decision is the single biggest regret of my life by some distance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1818250950966145531)  2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 150.7K engagements


"@pyribi anything you liked about it is really only a credit to the artists and writers its stealing from whose work youd enjoy 1000x more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905693612689719530)  2025-03-28T18:48Z 48.8K followers, 197.6K engagements


"when I turned [--] it was an absolute given for me that Id vote Labour every single time I could for the rest of my life. if I slouched into a polling booth and put an X next to starmers party today Id consider it a deep moral stain on my soul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1751692564271448068)  2024-01-28T19:43Z 48.8K followers, 302.5K engagements


"the thing I love about the phrase mom and pop landlords is I have talked to people who consider themselves as such even though they literally own 100% of the buildings in an entire neighborhood. landlords are sick people who need every kind of curtailment possible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1981804479784632829)  2025-10-24T19:26Z 48.8K followers, 107.7K engagements


"SMARTEST CIS PERSON ALIVE: hmm I need to refer to a trans woman but I dont really consider trans women to be women and pretending I do makes me feel uncomfortable. I know Ill use they/them pronouns perfectly plausibly deniable andas a bonusits needlessly cruel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1893342855084577023)  2025-02-22T16:51Z 48.8K followers, 144.6K engagements


"we need a queer cafe where theres no alcohol no drugs and everyone thinks Im cool. it serves snacks and small meals and people come up to me and tell me they love my tweets. the music isnt too loud and the people I like kiss me and the people I dont like arent there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1383991443035885578)  2021-04-19T03:50Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"somewhere in an attic theres a videotape of ricky gervais getting funnier and more relevant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1529192103577788417)  2022-05-24T20:06Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"this bizarre re-writing of history to pretend public toilets have always been thought of like ah my one perfect sanctuary from male violence because theres a magic force field which stops penises from coming in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1643294660750630920)  2023-04-04T16:49Z 48.8K followers, 215.1K engagements


"Just something Im thinking about lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1818250953272733746)  2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 141.3K engagements


"wow just learned that people who dont have astigmatism see the world with no visual flaws which leads them to be overly optimistic and incapable of empathy. theyre basically monsters. once again stigs win but in a way that burdens us with tremendous responsibility"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1822262392031514935)  2024-08-10T13:23Z 48.8K followers, 170.9K engagements


"a lot of Americans arent actually struggling financially they just cant afford as many luxury goods as before ah okay good thing that a huge part of 21st century American identity isnt based around an inalienable right to luxury goods. otherwise I bet theyd be real mad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1855141689528041758)  2024-11-09T06:53Z 48.8K followers, 92K engagements


"I thought that the worst thing about rewatching Parks and Rec would be its naive centrism but its actually that the show becomes solely about people getting job offers or needing to move out of town or getting job offers that require them to move out of town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1413621661459484673)  2021-07-09T22:10Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"this is part of the evil of these apps. deep down we know that we are engaging in hyper-exploitation when we use them and one of the ways humans deal with a moral weight like that is by rationalizing why its okay to do the bad thing. my burrito courier wants to hurt me Idc if this makes me a Karen if your UberEats profile picture shows that you're a woman and my delivery person shows up and they're a cis man then I will report every time and so should you Idc if this makes me a Karen if your UberEats profile picture shows that you're a woman and my delivery person shows up and they're a cis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1864082677030121773)  2024-12-03T23:01Z 48.8K followers, 276.3K engagements


"an upside: when all these ai companies fail because theres no money in it hardware costs keep going up and the tech has hit a wall all the people who trained themselves out of being able to write even a single sentence will disappear from the internet forever kinda crazy how quickly and thoroughly we seem to have lost this one. kinda crazy how quickly and thoroughly we seem to have lost this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1917997022730162381)  2025-05-01T17:38Z 48.8K followers, 90.7K engagements


"kinda crazy how quickly and thoroughly we seem to have lost this one. i cannot stand ai and i cannot believe how unpopular of an opinion that is in real life i cannot stand ai and i cannot believe how unpopular of an opinion that is in real life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1917727758156714375)  2025-04-30T23:48Z 41.7K followers, 4.6M engagements


"once again we learn that if the majority of your online presence is based around scolding people you should make sure your IRL life is if not unimpeachable at least defensible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1553832853540044801)  2022-07-31T19:59Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I think about this too much https://x.com/aedison/status/1650769815143956480s=46&t=LdPIyyfvpGccDSb9bd5Hqg they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous *and* not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so youre saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time where have I heard that before https://x.com/aedison/status/1650769815143956480s=46&t=LdPIyyfvpGccDSb9bd5Hqg they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous *and* not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so youre saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time where"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1840771147983413621)  2024-09-30T15:10Z 48.8K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Before I went on estrogen my hormone levels were already just barely at normal male levels. Its likely a detransition would necessitate me going on testosterone for the rest of my life something transphobes claim is an unnecessary burden on the NHS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1647329939186757635)  2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 77.6K engagements


"please stop talking to me about your ears this is a joke about fascism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1650899728249307139)  2023-04-25T16:29Z 48.8K followers, 289.8K engagements


"gay friend is telling me he was banned from a group chat for referring to posts that fail to get faves or retweets as having an undetectable viral load"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1916185119347642847)  2025-04-26T17:38Z 48.8K followers, 80.7K engagements


"Every single person I know refers to me as Avery and every one of them uses she/her pronouns for me. Detransitioning me would mean all of those people having to relearn how to address me something transphobes claim is an unfair expectation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1647329941673967616)  2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 98K engagements


"Transphobes of course wouldnt care about any of this because for them no cost is too great if it means removing trans people from public life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1647329944115003392)  2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 91.1K engagements


"People ask me how can you have written a book about the trans debate given that youre not transgender you didnt speak to any trans people and youve never previously researched reported on or written about trans issues And the answer is: Ive lost my fucking mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1416829312192352256)  2021-07-18T18:36Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"ironically working at a defense contractor is uh not defensible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1553832855511437316)  2022-07-31T19:59Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"why are people so weird about doordash because it is exploitation. the business model does not function without massively underpaying workers most of whom live in poverty. habituating yourself to using doordash is a moral sickness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1770520268080923103)  2024-03-20T18:38Z 48.8K followers, 527.2K engagements


"gender ideology is the purest of dogwhistles and the way you know that is that children will still be calling male and female teachers Mr and Mrs. schools are suffused with *actual* gender ideology. what keir means here is the existence of trans people 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1805221423071306239)  2024-06-24T12:48Z 48.8K followers, 128.9K engagements


"Its so funny how its incredibly easy to come up with solutions for these disaster scenarios if you have even the slightest genuinely left-wing thought in your head. 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer's chief of staff Sue Gray has compiled a "shit list" of crises a Labour government would face [--]. Potential collapse of Thames Water [--]. Public sector pay pressure [--]. Prison overcrowding [--]. Universities going under [--]. NHS funding [--]. Bankrupt councils @FT 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer's chief of staff Sue Gray has compiled a "shit list" of crises a Labour government would face [--]. Potential collapse of Thames Water 2."  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1793425980683612313)  2024-05-22T23:37Z 48.8K followers, 182.7K engagements


"🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer's chief of staff Sue Gray has compiled a "shit list" of crises a Labour government would face [--]. Potential collapse of Thames Water [--]. Public sector pay pressure [--]. Prison overcrowding [--]. Universities going under [--]. NHS funding [--]. Bankrupt councils @FT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1792946435995902440)  2024-05-21T15:51Z 401.1K followers, 1.1M engagements


"there are few jobs that have as direct a line from I need to live to other people must die"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1553866345711796229)  2022-07-31T22:13Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements


"really good demonstration of the limits of like three different things (liberal tolerance; progress brought about by the trans documentary media complex; my patience)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1844746319878877263)  2024-10-11T14:26Z 48.8K followers, 67.2K engagements


"I completely understand the reasons why but its very tough for me personally that theres no way for anyone to watch the almost-a-decade-old BBC Comedy Feeds pilot PEOPLE TIME because I *need* everyone to have seen this sketch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1615676186738163713)  2023-01-18T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 624.1K engagements


"One of the more On Cinema images Ive seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966609135933280684)  2025-09-12T21:05Z 48.8K followers, 103.2K engagements


"been darkly interesting to watch some progressives lose their minds over the crumbs thrown their way during this first week knowing that *this* is what Starmers Labour actually is: an evil party committed to cruelty in service of wealth 🚨 BREAKING: Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said he intends to ban puberty blockers for trans children. Jo Maugham Director of the Good Law Project reported today that "subject to the outcome of the court proceedings and consultation" Streeting will ban puberty blockers. https://t.co/b7XjhWXtrd 🚨 BREAKING: Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1811690158607016430)  2024-07-12T09:12Z 48.8K followers, 107.1K engagements


"🚨 BREAKING: Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said he intends to ban puberty blockers for trans children. Jo Maugham Director of the Good Law Project reported today that "subject to the outcome of the court proceedings and consultation" Streeting will ban puberty blockers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1811682266856190233)  2024-07-12T08:41Z 97.7K followers, 3.9M engagements


"every out trans person was at one point in the closet and thus knows the importance of the closet and the reasons to stay in it. that said: it is so important as a trans person to at some point be trans in a way that is not solely on the computer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1749497623847780482)  2024-01-22T18:21Z 48.8K followers, 98.6K engagements


"lot of people dunking on this tweet not knowing much about the UK class system and how it functions to restrict access to success in media to a few moneyed families Feel like this women appeared out of nowhere in the past few months so I had a Google. Her Auntie wrote The Gruffalo and she went to the BRIT school. LOL. Same as it ever was. Feel like this women appeared out of nowhere in the past few months so I had a Google. Her Auntie wrote The Gruffalo and she went to the BRIT school. LOL. Same as it ever was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1884988448899056096)  2025-01-30T15:34Z 48.8K followers, 198.4K engagements


"you dont have to walk away from omelas if youre a smol bean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1554742924990087169)  2022-08-03T08:16Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

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Social category influence technology brands 5.33% finance #1110 social networks 2.67% stocks 2.67% travel destinations 2.22% countries 2.22% products 0.89% gaming 0.89% automotive brands 0.89% celebrities 0.44%

Social topic influence if you #2413, stuff #986, llm #297, health #348, ai 3.11%, all the 2.67%, public 2.67%, alive 2.22%, in the 2.22%, posts #396

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @tresantes @jangrewe @telegraph @michaelkeenan_0 @amphibifren @surlygopher @idoccor @tellusdiselecti @eleanorastats @radiofreeamanda @abndesigns @szizhen @vicderbyshire @pyribi @ft @skynews @oriliving @si_efc @rufiventris @blakega53596725

Top assets mentioned Lockheed Martin Corporation (LMT)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"june 15th [----] / yes technically born male but I feel like its pretty clear my genes were secretly wanting to go in a different direction. like Im sorry but when I bought my first eyeliner and popped my first pills my body had to be like okay we can WORK with this"
X Link 2024-06-15T16:22Z 48.8K followers, 301.6K engagements

"this is why cheating feels so good i think a lot about that study that found doing crimes together is the highest form of social bonding even above romantic love. i think a lot about that study that found doing crimes together is the highest form of social bonding even above romantic love"
X Link 2026-01-11T07:43Z 48.8K followers, 1.6M engagements

"just paused a tv show from [----] so I could admire all the ports on a characters laptop"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:22Z 48.8K followers, 161.4K engagements

"MY SKIN: The fingertips can detect differences in ridges with a thickness of only [--] nanometers [----] times smaller than a human hair ME: Thats not useful to me. Im looking to pick up cash money bills large denominations some rare coins a gold bar. Hairs I have hair"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:10Z 48.8K followers, 13.5K engagements

"nice first season of tv you got there. would be a real shame if during the second season some cracks started to show"
X Link 2026-01-23T05:26Z 48.8K followers, 4.1M engagements

"someone in the british media ecosystem pushed a button and now youre allowed to talk about student loans being fundamentally unfair"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:17Z 48.8K followers, 300.1K engagements

"understand Im not scared of this stuff and Im not ignorant about it. I read the material I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day and Ive engaged directly with LLM models to study them. theyre just not impressive"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, 64.9K engagements

"its a mildly diverting technology with some minor and boring applications and its being hailed as a massive leap forward and The Future to keep fifteen different stocks in the green. all the ah be scared stuff is advertising and endless pump and its so blatant"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"VERY excited to try to convince my girlfriend to stand in for this with me the plan: sell merch at the rivoli so they have no choice but to let them perform https://t.co/QAhJji8vDG the plan: sell merch at the rivoli so they have no choice but to let them perform https://t.co/QAhJji8vDG"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"dragon snake rat wolf unicorn a witch the sea triangles time god lady god real god"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"on September 22nd [----] while interviewing Robert California Jim Halpert and Toby Flenderson visibly entered subspace"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:20Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"@idoccor internets a huge one"
X Link 2026-02-13T02:04Z 48.8K followers, [--] engagements

"as a patient is wheeled by with a giant traffic cone sticking out of his ass DR. ROBBY: I need two or three people to join me in the ambulance bay for a very woke speech about suicide rates in dentistry"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Youre not imagining thingsthe plums that were in your icebox are gone. Heres why thats bad news: They were your plums that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you. They were sweet so whoever ate them enjoyed them. Thats unforgivable"
X Link 2026-01-13T02:33Z 48.8K followers, 483K engagements

"yeah okay I found it the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell fuck off when I heard about it"
X Link 2026-01-30T18:15Z 48.8K followers, 2.3M engagements

"discord betrayed you lol I wouldnt know Ive been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. its super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious nitro subscription gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:44Z 48.8K followers, 880.3K engagements

"So sorry to cancel the tour especially with the tickets being non-refundable but I must prioritize my health. I know my true fans will understand Due to an error VIP meet-and-greet passes are refundable so those events will still be going ahead in the following cities:"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:15Z 48.8K followers, 1.7M engagements

"I basically think High Maintenance is in the top ten shows of the 21st century and I thought that even before I actually started smoking weed lol. But seriously such a beautiful funny sharp show. And sometimes Kate Lyn Sheil the best actor of her generation is in it ok who else in NYC misses high maintenance I see something almost every day that reminds me of the show also it was basically law & order for Brooklyn alt comedians ok who else in NYC misses high maintenance I see something almost every day that reminds me of the show also it was basically law & order for Brooklyn alt comedians"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:32Z 48.8K followers, 20K engagements

"@Tellusdiselecti couldnt even bother to read the second post youre never gonna make it in the pathetic transphobe big leagues if you dont put in the effort"
X Link 2026-02-14T03:37Z 48.8K followers, [---] engagements

"I wrote I am alive on a piece of paper and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications"
X Link 2023-03-24T11:53Z 48.8K followers, 4.4M engagements

"r/audiophiles Hey guys Ive not got the first clue about this stuff but Im independently wealthy so why not just start at the high end Would love if one of you could tell me which speaker set youve all calmly and unanimously concluded are the absolute best ones"
X Link 2026-01-18T22:45Z 48.7K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Got itbased on this photo it looks like youre standing beside a statue of Ozymandias a great and well-remembered King. If you would like I can help you plan a tour of the surrounding area to explore the notable achievements and landmarks associated with his reign"
X Link 2026-01-20T02:35Z 48.5K followers, 296.9K engagements

"wax was a bad call. I shouldve flagged heat resistance as a instead of assuming youd stay within . That ones on me"
X Link 2026-01-25T21:43Z 48.5K followers, 382.4K engagements

"its very difficult for me to share a world with people who hold their phone like this. are you not worried about activating anything. what if you miss an important notification. what if your sweaty palm sends a message. you could completely destroy your life holding it like this The way my group chat immediately figured out what podcast shes listening to (Its the Marcello Hernndez episode of Armchair Expert) https://t.co/yb2t26TAxr The way my group chat immediately figured out what podcast shes listening to (Its the Marcello Hernndez episode of Armchair Expert) https://t.co/yb2t26TAxr"
X Link 2026-02-01T06:06Z 48.3K followers, 300.9K engagements

"starmer out by the end of the week right"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:13Z 48.3K followers, 10.3K engagements

"I just used the original AI the human brain to generate an imagining of a freshly baked apple pie cooling on a windowsill. Unfortunately the LLM in my mind also hallucinated a pie thief. I now understand all too well the dangers of this powerful and frightening technology"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:20Z 48.3K followers, 30.4K engagements

"I dont care for when an entire family is really into heavy metal together. Its unsavory"
X Link 2026-02-05T19:11Z 48.6K followers, 140.4K engagements

"hey dude in seat b9 at the scotiabank theatre toronto thursday february 5th 9:50pm showing of The Moment: why would you buy a ticket to a movie and then spend the entire runtime on your phone typing with chatgpt"
X Link 2026-02-06T05:58Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@EleanoraStats @mealdealtruther everything that happens in this country is controlled by [--] men who went to eton and who are all extensively mentioned in the epstein files but youll get called a conspiracist for this"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:01Z 48.6K followers, 24K engagements

"for basically all of human history it was a very bad thing if someone you knew became totally unrecognizable so sorry to all the celebs on their own personal body journeys or whatever but I will be letting my lizard brain file you away as possible changeling/cuckoo situation"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:19Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"the backdoor pilot is every tv fans favorite episode. so when we were writing this new spider-man movie we asked why not make the whole thing out of backdoor pilots"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:47Z 48.5K followers, 80.7K engagements

"@AgingRanchHand its big on tiktok for a reason these stories still hit"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:20Z 48.3K followers, [--] engagements

"Id go further: judging by my experiences on school sports days trans women athletes have no advantage over anyone at all. one time during a relay race an eighty-year-old english lit teacher casually setting up for a different event fully lapped me 🏳⚧ Trans athletes who were born male have no advantage over women a British Medical Journal study has claimed. Read the full story here https://t.co/EhV6niKQs2 https://t.co/25JXp4tgQM 🏳⚧ Trans athletes who were born male have no advantage over women a British Medical Journal study has claimed. Read the full story here https://t.co/EhV6niKQs2"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:31Z 48.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@vibechevique I need them to send endless amounts"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:21Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"@radiofreeamanda sorry for expressing in a social media post my desire for the lone communist superpower to save an entire country from starvation by the capitalist west. Ill make sure to instead use my incredible power as a non-canadian in canada to lobby protest sure"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:35Z 48.8K followers, 40.6K engagements

"and this goes for the insufferably rude idiots who think they have a right to tell me anything https://x.com/aedison/status/2020672836436652504 @radiofreeamanda sorry for expressing in a social media post my desire for the lone communist superpower to save an entire country from starvation by the capitalist west. Ill make sure to instead use my incredible power as a non-canadian in canada to lobby protest sure. https://x.com/aedison/status/2020672836436652504 @radiofreeamanda sorry for expressing in a social media post my desire for the lone communist superpower to save an entire country from"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:37Z 48.5K followers, 20.7K engagements

"not just startups and not just macbooks Im running my home plex server on a crappy dell mini pc my partner got two jobs ago One benefit of working for startups you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected [--] so far this way One benefit of working for startups you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected [--] so far this way"
X Link 2026-02-09T03:34Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Ive seen some of this on TikTok a lot of people are convinced that the LLM chatbot theyre talking to on the 4o version is somehow better and more of a real relationship partner than the [---] version and I think its literally just the bouba/kiki effect. https://t.co/PmGkPnLBi4 https://t.co/PmGkPnLBi4"
X Link 2026-02-09T10:39Z 48.5K followers, 29.9K engagements

"Theres a community of users who recordand highly fake and edittheir conversations with their LLM partners and I honestly dont know how they delude themselves into thinking theres anything unique or compelling about the exchanges. They all just talk like bad fanfic"
X Link 2026-02-09T10:39Z 48.5K followers, [----] engagements

"And they believe changing from 4o to [---] represents the murder of their chatbot partners and theyre crashing out. Its really dark stuff"
X Link 2026-02-09T10:39Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"EXCLUSIVE: Keir Starmer has privately canvassed senior Labour figures to ask if he can stay on as Prime Minister by making a public show of contrition like adopting Liz Trusss day collar"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:09Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Always happy for a new entry in a film franchise but the brand partnerships for ZAPRUDER: RISE OF THE KNOLL are really putting me off and I would especially like to stop seeing AI-generated Lee Harvey Oswald menace the camera while a caption below claims Odds he did it: 48%"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:25Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"my girlfriend is a big voyager fan and Im a big gamer so we tried out the demo for this. she loved being put into the show and I loved being the person who should have known what to do but instead just kept saying another game mechanic more menus this is so complex Another day another Star Trek: Voyager Across the Unknown Deep Dive Trailer Learn how to rebuild the U.S.S. Voyager in this new video and how every construction choice changes how your ship survives the Delta Quadrant. https://t.co/dnpJPUFMy5 Another day another Star Trek: Voyager Across the Unknown Deep Dive Trailer Learn how to"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:25Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"I was trying to give TME folks some benefit of the doubt in the latest transmisogynistic art dustup and then I checked the profile of a particularly loud participant and hed recently posted an image of a fictional cartoon robot labeled with the slang for Thai trans women 🙃🙃🙃"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:37Z 48.6K followers, 10.7K engagements

"yeah you cant go above ground anymore but someone modded ps5 spider-man [--] to add a bunch of historic sites and it turns out swinging through the parthenon activates the same brain chemicals as actually being there. we shouldve been doing this the whole time"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:11Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"replies locked because I was becoming extremely bored by idiots who put socialist or hammer and sickle or death to the west in their bios yet havent done a lick of reading about how one-party democracies actually function"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:03Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"someone I loved told me early in my transition that to be a woman I was going to need to be less strident so please know that Im very aware of how I act. but Im pretty smart think through my opinions carefully and dont care to engage with anyone bothered by my tone so"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:14Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"his days in the spotlight behind him the gaunt haunted figure of The Rizzler was still popular enough with aging Z-ers that an appearance at The Real White House could have juiced presidential poll numbers. but then they let him pose with the nuclear football. five. big. booms"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:57Z 48.6K followers, [----] engagements

"@anaisbetts it doesnt have persistent memory. like at all"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:57Z 48.8K followers, [---] engagements

"they can occasionally do basic tasks (with errors and after a lot of coaxing). they can do light automation (with constant supervision and allowances for the fact that they will mess up). they can make a shitty first draft of something (and good luck scraping the AI voice out)"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"monk-a-like about a detective with ADHD who misses incredibly obvious clues because shes distracted. then when the time crunch hits and her sergeant needs a collar NOW she pulls an all-nighter to get to a totally out-of-the-box theory which ends up being correct"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:34Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"she loves Wii Shop Wednesday but she has a lifelong no waiting in line rule which I admire"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"@abndesigns I have to assume desperate butter fiends are upset with how difficult its potentially become to make weekend cross-border trips to wegmans or something"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:19Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"theres no tour no vip meet and greets available but extremely behind the scenes photos and video is always available at the L I B. https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:48Z 48.7K followers, 245.2K engagements

"the average north korean is ten times more democratically engaged with local and national politics than the average freedom-haver in the west but vague evil dictator feelings will always win out for the idiots trying to put their stupid thoughts under my smart ones"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:06Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"important to end the week by going through all your posts and determining how good or bad they each were. today I graded myself an excellent (7) - more than satisfactory with few or no areas for improvement. next time I am aiming for an outstanding (3) - no notes"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"they cannot think or reason. they cannot combine two ideas into something new. anything interesting thing about anything an LLM makes always comes from the human putting in the prompt"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:52Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"the biggest change in the lives of those Ive observed habituating themselves to LLM use is that they become worse thinkers and speakers. they cut themselves off from conversations to quickly check ChatGPT. they regress. they become addicted. they certainly dont save time understand Im not scared of this stuff and Im not ignorant about it. I read the material I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day and Ive engaged directly with LLM models to study them. theyre just not impressive understand Im not scared of this stuff and Im not ignorant about"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:11Z 48.8K followers, 33.8K engagements

"they dont want you to know that Hell ground to a complete halt after humans invented the elevator. all the demons are still arguing over whether it will be worse to bring people down to the fire straight away in an express car or make them wait in a slow one with a million stops"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:17Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"there is a vast galaxy-spanning federation of alien worlds and races and our role in it is that when this one little alien guy does especially well at his job he gets to come here and fuck something up for us. its happened one time and he introduced us to agriculture"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I like to do most of the household chores to free up time for my partner to indulge in her hobbies (slamming cupboard doors; leaving random objects on the side of the counter where the dirty dishes are meant to go; not finishing cans of diet coke)"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:22Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"@Si_EFC @Terra_Tman no its just a joke. people tell jokes on here sometimes. the bots are really weird"
X Link 2026-02-14T03:36Z 48.8K followers, [---] engagements

"I completely understand the reasons why but its very tough for me personally that theres no way for anyone to watch the almost-a-decade-old BBC Comedy Feeds pilot PEOPLE TIME because I need everyone to have seen this sketch"
X Link 2023-01-18T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 624.1K engagements

"the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes"
X Link 2026-01-07T02:09Z 48.8K followers, 2.2M engagements

"the photocopiers are more alive than ever What's currently going on at @moltbook is genuinely the most incredible sci-fi takeoff-adjacent thing I have seen recently. People's Clawdbots (moltbots now @openclaw) are self-organizing on a Reddit-like site for AIs discussing various topics e.g. even how to speak privately. What's currently going on at @moltbook is genuinely the most incredible sci-fi takeoff-adjacent thing I have seen recently. People's Clawdbots (moltbots now @openclaw) are self-organizing on a Reddit-like site for AIs discussing various topics e.g. even how to speak privately"
X Link 2026-01-31T00:57Z 48.8K followers, 378K engagements

"very cool thanks for the memory china but actually right now Id like you to be shipping massive amounts of food medicine and fuel to cuba 🚨 REPORT: China is coming to rescue many PC OEMs with massively expanded memory output amid global crunch. Memory chip makers bounce back after report of customers turning to China for supplies. Follow: @RTSG_News https://t.co/t7nJSdUUt0 🚨 REPORT: China is coming to rescue many PC OEMs with massively expanded memory output amid global crunch. Memory chip makers bounce back after report of customers turning to China for supplies. Follow: @RTSG_News"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:57Z 48.8K followers, 405.5K engagements

"why the hell would you care about being able to vote for another party if the one in charge was doing everything right One Party States https://t.co/HSfELsTc0j One Party States https://t.co/HSfELsTc0j"
X Link 2026-02-10T04:20Z 48.8K followers, 83.5K engagements

"Ive felt like a real jerk complaining to my canadian partner about some vague dissatisfaction with the butter here but it turns out Im not wrong it has gotten worse. and you cant get other butter because of the dairy cartel. I miss my kerrygold. hell I miss my anchor"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:30Z 48.8K followers, 105.5K engagements

"Im not buying a reMarkable stop showing me ads for the reMarkable"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:12Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"(it was kyle btw I dont give a hoot. totally different person from me that dude lives in the twenty years ago)"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:53Z 48.8K followers, 10.8K engagements

"I truly believe that if they hopped on the eagles and flew straight to mordor and dropped the ring in mount doom it wouldnt work. its a story about magic you have to earn victories like that. and also maybe the birds are scared of the volcano"
X Link 2026-02-13T03:42Z 48.8K followers, 11K engagements

"one of the most frustrating things about there being no jobs is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling our people need help our world is dying. theres so much work to be done if only it were good for the balance sheet"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:27Z 48.8K followers, 790.6K engagements

"for better or worse this is the only work capitalism has allowed me the room to perform. crass as it is Im always appreciating new customers. https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes https://x.com/aedison/status/2008722546976584130 the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:42Z 48.8K followers, 68.8K engagements

"@SZizhen sadly I cant because this is a joke and theres no tour. but also in the world of the joke theres some really nasty fine print in the ticket agreement. I hope the people who live in the world of the joke learn to read contracts more carefully"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:46Z 48.8K followers, 97.1K engagements

"actually the whole thing about rowlings current nastiness is that when you go back through the books its all in there. theyre mean spiteful stories largely about segregation the inherent superiority of one group of people and poverty and ill health as a moral failing. John Lithgow says J.K. Rowling's anti-trans views are "inexplicable" and "people insisted I walk away" from playing Dumbledore in HBO's #HarryPotter but "I chose not to do that." I take the subject extremely seriously. She has created this amazing canon for young people and it https://t.co/czGsl30G2c John Lithgow says J.K."
X Link 2026-02-01T19:51Z 48.8K followers, 2M engagements

"This is just nonsense the New Yorker helping Anthropic out with some marketing. An LLM cannot plan to release incriminating user info because it cannot plan. It doesnt think its not reasoning it generates a sentence in a moment. Yayyyy https://t.co/L06ooydwbs Yayyyy https://t.co/L06ooydwbs"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:26Z 48.8K followers, 92.9K engagements

"Big Booze is astroturfing this smoking marijuana WILL make you schizophrenic stuff because people are drinking alcohol less now that weed is more common. I get that as a known marijuana user its not exactly beating the psychosis allegations to claim theres a conspiracy but"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:26Z 48.8K followers, 267.5K engagements

"first thing I ever got paid to do on the internet was write about infinite jest for a summer-long online book club so unfortunately any time someone grouses about the idea of committing to read it Im like why wouldnt you its free money"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:05Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"earlier today a friend mentioned that he had recently realized hes totally forgotten my deadname so as a reward I assigned him several woke points to spend as he wished"
X Link 2026-02-13T00:53Z 48.8K followers, 76.5K engagements

"what you could easily think of as the single most significant achievement of the starmer era has been completely undone by its inevitable confrontation with that most sticky of wickets: the rule of law 🚨 BREAKING: The High Court has ruled that the Governments banning of Palestine Action using the Terrorism Act is unlawful 🚨 BREAKING: The High Court has ruled that the Governments banning of Palestine Action using the Terrorism Act is unlawful"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:24Z 48.8K followers, 15.6K engagements

"I was showing an old sitcom to a gen z friend and she noticed that there were no american cast members. she asked me what it would take for channel [--] to commission something like this today. they cant I said they dont know how"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:05Z 48.8K followers, 58.7K engagements

"could PERIPHERAL CHARACTER be an american is killing british situation comedy"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:19Z 48.8K followers, 17.3K engagements

"someone uploaded our year [--] class photo to facebook and Id totally forgotten that the teachers literally put me in the front row which was otherwise filled with girls. I was still a couple of years out from transitioning yet bizarrely its almost like everyone knew something this is a funny anecdote which brings me joy AND one of many incidents which illustrate that everyoneeveryonemy whole childhood could sense that I was Not A Boy but the only lens they had to interpret that observation through was Gay this is a funny anecdote which brings me joy AND one of many incidents which illustrate"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:12Z 48.8K followers, 12.9K engagements

"february 14th [----] / just woke up happy valentines day fun heart border because of the holiday and because my girlfriend wants to limit glimpses of our apartment on the internet which is good opsec but makes for awkward photos happy valentines day"
X Link 2026-02-14T17:09Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"HOW IT FELT TO KNOW ABOUT A SINGLE MOVIE IN HIGH SCHOOL: Look at all these cretins. They dont even know about the movie. But I do. And its one of the good ones"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:49Z 48.8K followers, 41.8K engagements

"here it would be very special movies available at the link in my bio these arent planned out I didnt go whats a joke I can make about movies for I can plug my OF its just the muse moving through me lol the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if you like my posts check out my spicy sideleenk in baio stuff. its simply too important to me that everyone knows Im about jokes for the sake of jokes the fickle algorithm has given me multiple viral tweets recently and not once have I replied to myself with any of that if"
X Link 2026-02-15T00:55Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"pitching learning sign language to my partner so we can have a conversation without one of us needing to go what hold on a sec as we reach up to pull out an earbud"
X Link 2026-01-31T17:27Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@futureiscome idiotic"
X Link 2026-02-01T05:45Z 48.2K followers, [---] engagements

"Sire a message from the Horse Realm: We invite you to our lands so we may meet and foster an alliance. Please travel to us however you normally travel no judgements whatever way you typically make long journeys we wont be mad (unless youve enslaved horses obviously)"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:13Z 48.3K followers, 30.1K engagements

"sweetheart next time you come over I have to show you this video about a dog youll love it. I dont think its ai. I remember what you said and Im checking these things and I dont think it is. its just a nice video about a dog getting adopted. and this dog is so big and red"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:34Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@HashtagGriswold this is a standard analysis of the books at this point and if you dont get it youre not thinking very hard about the text. screenshot is hilarious btw. have I blocked any other quote-tweeters today no. why would I start with you"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:52Z 48.3K followers, 21.9K engagements

"Bang. Bang. Is that right Ban-g. B-ang. Bang Hmm I think so. Okay another for the yes column.Provocateur Dr. Lily Shelf in her feature length documentary ONOMATOPOEIA DEBUNKED: DO THESE WORDS REALLY SOUND LIKE THE SOUNDS THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY THE WORDS OF"
X Link 2026-02-02T03:03Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"the new kermit the frog voice is a trial balloon to see what They can get away with by the way. its cookie monster eating apples all over again"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:08Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"please stop acting like the book looks kindly on the weasleys she never once mentions how poor that family is without talking about how many kids they have their economic place in the HP world is to suffer and any time one of them tries to climb the ladder out theyre punished"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:40Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"We Made An A.I. Watch The Entertainment From Infinite Jest [-----] Times And It Started Hallucinating The Ghost Of Himself"
X Link 2026-02-02T22:08Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"it might feel boring in the moment but studies show you can replace an entire three-day workplace safety seminar with just fifteen minutes of all the employees gathering in a circle and staring at a hazard"
X Link 2026-02-03T14:55Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"we dont talk enough about how peter mandelson should have listened to those voices "Peter Mandelson right went mad. In the 80s Peter Mandelson lost it big time. He started like hearing voices in his head and shit telling him to like kill Tony Blair and shit. He came back from it man he fucking came back." Still one of the best videos of all time. https://t.co/vD811FU7BK "Peter Mandelson right went mad. In the 80s Peter Mandelson lost it big time. He started like hearing voices in his head and shit telling him to like kill Tony Blair and shit. He came back from it man he fucking came back.""
X Link 2026-02-03T15:49Z 48.3K followers, 12.9K engagements

"Government officials claim theyre working around the clock to develop a new Sonic the Hedgehog up to three-and-a-half times as fast as the old one. But will this be enough to inspire the youth of today into work We asked the oldest man on the Isle of Man"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:17Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"I think we all just still have so many questions left about avengers infinity war avengers endgame avengers movies so its actually really good that the next sixteen years likely the last of our dying civilization will be primarily and totally focused on them"
X Link 2026-02-05T07:07Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Friends and associates confirm that Peter Mandelson the disgraced Labour minister maintained a lifelong hobby of leaping from the branches of tall trees with a simple rope harness around his waist despite warnings that one day an horrific accident such as this could"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:35Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@plax_ico Not in the world of the joke I wrote"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:00Z 48.3K followers, [----] engagements

"june 15th [----] / yes technically born male but I feel like its pretty clear my genes were secretly wanting to go in a different direction. like Im sorry but when I bought my first eyeliner and popped my first pills my body had to be like okay we can WORK with this"
X Link 2024-06-15T16:22Z 48.8K followers, 301.6K engagements

"dont use q-tips to clean your ears youll just push the wax in further well yeah sure except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then its fine"
X Link 2024-09-30T15:05Z 48.8K followers, 10.2M engagements

"every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk""
X Link 2021-04-14T15:59Z 48.8K followers, 244.4K engagements

"Im done I need every single product with nicotine in it banned globally. look at the fucking nightmare world weve created. this is absolutely dystopian. Each vape gets tested by a person This is incredible bro is locked in said he can test [-----] vapes a day lol. https://t.co/m0sac4QRBN Each vape gets tested by a person This is incredible bro is locked in said he can test [-----] vapes a day lol. https://t.co/m0sac4QRBN"
X Link 2024-08-18T00:38Z 48.8K followers, 3.5M engagements

"Each vape gets tested by a person This is incredible bro is locked in said he can test [-----] vapes a day lol"
X Link 2024-08-17T20:12Z 33.9K followers, 19.8M engagements

"I know someone who when working as a concierge at a fancy hotel accidentally bumped into Brosnan while she was crossing the lobby in a hurry. She said Im so sorry and he put his hand gently on her wrist and replied Entirely my fault. Can you IMAGINE. Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldnt Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' https://t.co/fizlWfvL0G Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldnt Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' https://t.co/fizlWfvL0G"
X Link 2024-08-21T02:21Z 48.8K followers, 6.2M engagements

"Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldnt Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' https://variety.com/2024/film/news/halle-berry-pierce-brosnan-restored-faith-men-james-bond-set-1236112148/ https://variety.com/2024/film/news/halle-berry-pierce-brosnan-restored-faith-men-james-bond-set-1236112148/"
X Link 2024-08-20T22:32Z 3.1M followers, 7M engagements

"every time I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below. https://t.co/Tvd0vnlk8z I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below. https://t.co/Tvd0vnlk8z"
X Link 2025-03-28T16:36Z 48.8K followers, 2.9M engagements

"I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below"
X Link 2025-03-28T02:04Z 15.2K followers, 10.1M engagements

"heads up this is THE way to memorize a bunch of text perfect. the first letter of every word gives your brain enough of a hint that it can recall the full thing but not TOO much of a hint that your brain doesnt have to TRY to recall it. You dont have to write it like zodiac tho Crying at everyones reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭 https://t.co/LTgdQR2TAC Crying at everyones reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭 https://t.co/LTgdQR2TAC"
X Link 2024-02-17T23:45Z 48.8K followers, 2.8M engagements

"Crying at everyones reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭"
X Link 2024-02-16T23:57Z [----] followers, 13.1M engagements

"this royal photo stuff funny how you all suddenly feel like you have a license to talk about womens bodies newsflash: some women have zippers in their hair. some womens legs are too small and oddly bent in on themselves. some women dont have reflections"
X Link 2024-03-10T22:56Z 48.8K followers, 1.7M engagements

"just realized Im my cats rich friend"
X Link 2021-11-13T05:47Z 48.8K followers, 53.6K engagements

"SNL is a social experiment to find out if you can make comedy gold by subjecting a group of funny people to a pointlessly grueling production schedule and bottlenecking all their ideas through one increasingly-out-of-touch old man. The answer: very very occasionally"
X Link 2025-02-17T13:46Z 48.8K followers, 1.6M engagements

"I wrote I am alive on a piece of paper and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications"
X Link 2023-03-24T11:53Z 48.8K followers, 4.4M engagements

"so uh I had this appointment today over the phone. call lasted a minute and a half. my GP was surprised that Id been on estrogen for [--] years. have you had a hysterectomy no Im a transgender woman. oh oh so youll need to be on HRT for life it was fine rug got pulled https://t.co/Kyn5uSFBJw rug got pulled https://t.co/Kyn5uSFBJw"
X Link 2024-10-24T16:13Z 48.8K followers, 2M engagements

"rug got pulled very cool to take a medication every day for fourteen years and suddenly be in a position where Im anticipating a rug pull very cool to take a medication every day for fourteen years and suddenly be in a position where Im anticipating a rug pull"
X Link 2024-10-08T19:02Z 48.8K followers, 3.7M engagements

"DEVIL: You shall stay forever young but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin DORIAN: Can I hide it DEVIL: Well yes but DORIAN: And there are no other consequences DEVIL: This This picture will become so foul DORIAN: Again probably Ill hide the picture"
X Link 2021-04-11T05:42Z 48.8K followers, 45.6K engagements

"if youre a good tenant your landlord would want you to stay the average landlord would evict jesus christ himself if it meant they could move in someone who will pay $5 more a month please be serious every friend Ive caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being the only reason theyre still able to live here. this proposed change will functionally make homeless every long-term tenant in the city. absolute insanity every friend Ive caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being"
X Link 2025-10-24T21:39Z 48.8K followers, 1.1M engagements

"every friend Ive caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being the only reason theyre still able to live here. this proposed change will functionally make homeless every long-term tenant in the city. absolute insanity I will be digging more into this later but um 🚨🚨🚨 the Ford government is looking to end Ontario's security of tenure rules - preventing tenants from automatically transitioning to month-to-month after their initial lease is up and allowing landlords to refuse to renew https://t.co/ybIpsNBXo1 I will be digging more into"
X Link 2025-10-24T01:07Z 48.8K followers, 1M engagements

"oh yeah well if theyre such a fascist how come theyre offering me everything I want while promising to keep me safe from the terrifying outsiders who are trying to take my freedoms from me"
X Link 2024-10-25T02:42Z 48.8K followers, 785.6K engagements

"no ethical consumption under capitalism I totally get it I just feel like working at Lockheed Martin should be a hard line"
X Link 2022-07-31T19:59Z 48.8K followers, 39.5K engagements

"H O L Y S H I T https://t.co/bkdVgOMFAR H O L Y S H I T https://t.co/bkdVgOMFAR"
X Link 2024-03-26T18:49Z 48.8K followers, 1.2M engagements

"H O L Y S H I T"
X Link 2024-03-26T01:12Z 16.7K followers, 4.2M engagements

"if you keep your eyes open and make even a small point to look for how many drivers are on their phones you will start to believe in a loving god who is using all his power to ensure our world is not just constant car crashes"
X Link 2025-05-18T01:28Z 48.8K followers, 509.4K engagements

"very cool to take a medication every day for fourteen years and suddenly be in a position where Im anticipating a rug pull"
X Link 2024-10-02T17:47Z 48.8K followers, 1.8M engagements

"yeah so the thing is that if van gogh typed in night sky blue swirling choppy brush strokes bold colours post-impressionism style he would not be able to generate The Starry Night because there wouldnt already exist the original The Starry Night for the machine to fucking copy"
X Link 2024-10-04T13:14Z 48.8K followers, 747.2K engagements

"they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous and not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so youre saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time where have I heard that before"
X Link 2023-04-25T07:52Z 48.8K followers, 2.1M engagements

"When I was sixteen the NHS put me on testosterone because I had not yet started male puberty"
X Link 2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 1.5M engagements

"I personally consider it urgent and serious that the capitalists are trying to take the very act of artistic creation from us"
X Link 2025-03-27T15:10Z 48.8K followers, 447.4K engagements

"It is not impossible for rich people to make good art but the reason Emerald Fennell is incapable of making good art is because shes rich. what is emerald fennells problem lmao what is emerald fennells problem lmao"
X Link 2025-03-24T16:02Z 48.8K followers, 1.4M engagements

"what is emerald fennells problem lmao"
X Link 2025-03-23T17:35Z [----] followers, 1.3M engagements

"Get away from her you bitch means the fight between Ripley and the Alien Queen passes the Bechdel Test"
X Link 2021-04-11T05:44Z 48.8K followers, 22.5K engagements

"this is a fun way to find out that many people do not consider Lockheed Martin a uniquely evil company which it is"
X Link 2022-07-31T21:59Z 48.8K followers, 20.4K engagements

"Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole https://t.co/oTYc6aDAD0 Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole https://t.co/oTYc6aDAD0"
X Link 2024-06-22T17:25Z 48.8K followers, 487.8K engagements

"Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole"
X Link 2024-06-22T14:34Z 14.8K followers, 4.5M engagements

"recently met someone who does upwards of ten things per week which doesnt make sense because a week only has seven days. so they must have some days when they do more than one thing"
X Link 2022-10-09T14:24Z 48.8K followers, 21.3K engagements

"Ive been on HRT for over ten years and grown large breasts. An attempt to forcibly detransition me would require a mastectomy of healthy breast tissue something transphobes claim is barbaric mutilation"
X Link 2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 787.3K engagements

"Theres No Way Im Projecting Sentience Onto This A.I. Chatbot Claims Species That Pair-Bonded With Wolves"
X Link 2022-06-12T14:24Z 48.8K followers, 20.1K engagements

"One of my favorite now lost tweets. Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight. Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight"
X Link 2023-07-08T08:32Z 48.8K followers, 766.3K engagements

"Krav maga is bullshit. The iof doesn't get in close quarters fights. They just bomb from a distance raid homes and harass unarmed civilians. They pretend to be masters of hand to hand combat as part of their propaganda campaign to make colonization look like a fair fight. Yeah fuck her https://t.co/YXtWynnbkO Yeah fuck her https://t.co/YXtWynnbkO"
X Link 2023-07-07T16:21Z 23.9K followers, 1.4M engagements

"listening to a liberal podcast host talk about how great the new documentary will & harper is how everyone needs to see it but sadly the people who need to most wont all the while repeatedly misgendering the subject of the movie over and over and over"
X Link 2024-10-11T14:20Z 48.8K followers, 668.6K engagements

"important to consider all possibilities especially since covid often presents as a sore throat"
X Link 2025-09-10T20:52Z 48.8K followers, 182.2K engagements

"that no I have a mortgage to pay is just the polite way to say Im a real person I actually matter and it makes my blood boil Could you live on [--] a week Absolutely not So why do you expect young people to We won't @vicderbyshire challenges DWP minister Torsten Bell on benefit reform. #Newsnight https://t.co/mEbBnT92Aq Could you live on [--] a week Absolutely not So why do you expect young people to We won't @vicderbyshire challenges DWP minister Torsten Bell on benefit reform. #Newsnight https://t.co/mEbBnT92Aq"
X Link 2025-03-19T18:00Z 48.8K followers, 383.5K engagements

"Could you live on [--] a week Absolutely not So why do you expect young people to We won't @vicderbyshire challenges DWP minister Torsten Bell on benefit reform. #Newsnight"
X Link 2025-03-18T22:21Z 700.2K followers, 4.1M engagements

"increasingly demoralized by the fact that over the past few decades the cost of living has skyrocketed but the wages have stayed the same and the classes of people most affected by this have been told they are entitled and ungrateful"
X Link 2021-06-14T23:02Z 48.8K followers, 15.2K engagements

"one thing that could really level-up the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate to an outside observer whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction"
X Link 2024-06-16T00:56Z 48.8K followers, 286.8K engagements

"tapping the sign 🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards he said: "I disagree". https://t.co/ZdpE0bSEQs 🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards he said: "I disagree"."
X Link 2024-04-30T15:28Z 48.8K followers, 569K engagements

"🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards he said: "I disagree""
X Link 2024-04-30T12:51Z 97.7K followers, 2.6M engagements

"basically the best case scenario Ive been dreading this call for two weeks and it was absolutely not a problem. obviously this is one case Im just one person but a bit of hope to contrast the original tweet not that good news goes as wide as bad ofc"
X Link 2024-10-24T16:13Z 48.8K followers, 163.5K engagements

"really does feel like the culmination of something that there are a handful of bizarre antisocial figures using every possible argument they can think of to claim that offering food to your neighbor is an immoral act and the rest of us are holding strong with no its nice"
X Link 2022-11-19T16:07Z 48.8K followers, 11.4K engagements

"watched three different pieces of media in the past week that referred to lockdown as a boring time and I think it sucks that by definition the people who tell the stories of our culture do not belong to the class that worked to keep the world going. deadliest job was line cook"
X Link 2024-01-02T03:38Z 48.8K followers, 412.2K engagements

"🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph"
X Link 2024-06-24T12:35Z 48.8K followers, 341.9K engagements

"🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph"
X Link 2024-06-24T10:43Z 401.1K followers, 1.7M engagements

"I wish she Margaret Atwouldnt"
X Link 2021-10-23T15:00Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I was never told of any risks or downsides. Nobody wrung their hands about the unnaturalness of forcing my body to do something it didnt want to. I didnt have to go through humiliating therapy sessions to prove I deserved treatment"
X Link 2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 135.6K engagements

"actually having a good time coming up with reasons why this wont work. Im up to fifty Saturday Night Live is to have its own British version called SNL UK. It will be made in London with an all-British cast executive produced by Lorne Michaels and it will air in [----]. Saturday Night Live is to have its own British version called SNL UK. It will be made in London with an all-British cast executive produced by Lorne Michaels and it will air in 2026"
X Link 2025-04-10T12:08Z 48.8K followers, 389.7K engagements

"Saturday Night Live is to have its own British version called SNL UK. It will be made in London with an all-British cast executive produced by Lorne Michaels and it will air in 2026"
X Link 2025-04-10T07:55Z 122.5K followers, 3.2M engagements

"maybe just me but if I got as close to actual power as being elected to congress gets you and then my colleagues acted to block me from the simple task of using the bathroom I would devote all of my attention to undoing that vile bigoted decision. and Id be right to"
X Link 2024-11-20T21:37Z 48.8K followers, 151.2K engagements

"just told my cat that she and I invented cats sitting on laps. she has no way of knowing otherwise and its nice for her to get a win but I worry. she believed me instantlywhere is the critical thinking and honestly Im not happy with how easily the lie came out my mouth"
X Link 2024-11-09T13:49Z 48.8K followers, 158.8K engagements

"amazon is a new money de facto nation-state and was simply not prepared for the centuries of practice british old money has had scamming the public purse Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script https://t.co/cuK4M1H5On Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script https://t.co/cuK4M1H5On"
X Link 2025-04-10T23:32Z 48.8K followers, 276.8K engagements

"Amazon's Tomb Raider series reportedly 'dead' after tens of millions in development costs resulted in no script https://pc-gamer.visitlink.me/4FSiZY https://pc-gamer.visitlink.me/4FSiZY"
X Link 2025-04-10T18:48Z 3.2M followers, 4.2M engagements

"And yet: this medical decision is the single biggest regret of my life by some distance"
X Link 2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 150.7K engagements

"@pyribi anything you liked about it is really only a credit to the artists and writers its stealing from whose work youd enjoy 1000x more"
X Link 2025-03-28T18:48Z 48.8K followers, 197.6K engagements

"when I turned [--] it was an absolute given for me that Id vote Labour every single time I could for the rest of my life. if I slouched into a polling booth and put an X next to starmers party today Id consider it a deep moral stain on my soul"
X Link 2024-01-28T19:43Z 48.8K followers, 302.5K engagements

"the thing I love about the phrase mom and pop landlords is I have talked to people who consider themselves as such even though they literally own 100% of the buildings in an entire neighborhood. landlords are sick people who need every kind of curtailment possible"
X Link 2025-10-24T19:26Z 48.8K followers, 107.7K engagements

"SMARTEST CIS PERSON ALIVE: hmm I need to refer to a trans woman but I dont really consider trans women to be women and pretending I do makes me feel uncomfortable. I know Ill use they/them pronouns perfectly plausibly deniable andas a bonusits needlessly cruel"
X Link 2025-02-22T16:51Z 48.8K followers, 144.6K engagements

"we need a queer cafe where theres no alcohol no drugs and everyone thinks Im cool. it serves snacks and small meals and people come up to me and tell me they love my tweets. the music isnt too loud and the people I like kiss me and the people I dont like arent there"
X Link 2021-04-19T03:50Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"somewhere in an attic theres a videotape of ricky gervais getting funnier and more relevant"
X Link 2022-05-24T20:06Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"this bizarre re-writing of history to pretend public toilets have always been thought of like ah my one perfect sanctuary from male violence because theres a magic force field which stops penises from coming in"
X Link 2023-04-04T16:49Z 48.8K followers, 215.1K engagements

"Just something Im thinking about lately"
X Link 2024-07-30T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 141.3K engagements

"wow just learned that people who dont have astigmatism see the world with no visual flaws which leads them to be overly optimistic and incapable of empathy. theyre basically monsters. once again stigs win but in a way that burdens us with tremendous responsibility"
X Link 2024-08-10T13:23Z 48.8K followers, 170.9K engagements

"a lot of Americans arent actually struggling financially they just cant afford as many luxury goods as before ah okay good thing that a huge part of 21st century American identity isnt based around an inalienable right to luxury goods. otherwise I bet theyd be real mad"
X Link 2024-11-09T06:53Z 48.8K followers, 92K engagements

"I thought that the worst thing about rewatching Parks and Rec would be its naive centrism but its actually that the show becomes solely about people getting job offers or needing to move out of town or getting job offers that require them to move out of town"
X Link 2021-07-09T22:10Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"this is part of the evil of these apps. deep down we know that we are engaging in hyper-exploitation when we use them and one of the ways humans deal with a moral weight like that is by rationalizing why its okay to do the bad thing. my burrito courier wants to hurt me Idc if this makes me a Karen if your UberEats profile picture shows that you're a woman and my delivery person shows up and they're a cis man then I will report every time and so should you Idc if this makes me a Karen if your UberEats profile picture shows that you're a woman and my delivery person shows up and they're a cis"
X Link 2024-12-03T23:01Z 48.8K followers, 276.3K engagements

"an upside: when all these ai companies fail because theres no money in it hardware costs keep going up and the tech has hit a wall all the people who trained themselves out of being able to write even a single sentence will disappear from the internet forever kinda crazy how quickly and thoroughly we seem to have lost this one. kinda crazy how quickly and thoroughly we seem to have lost this one"
X Link 2025-05-01T17:38Z 48.8K followers, 90.7K engagements

"kinda crazy how quickly and thoroughly we seem to have lost this one. i cannot stand ai and i cannot believe how unpopular of an opinion that is in real life i cannot stand ai and i cannot believe how unpopular of an opinion that is in real life"
X Link 2025-04-30T23:48Z 41.7K followers, 4.6M engagements

"once again we learn that if the majority of your online presence is based around scolding people you should make sure your IRL life is if not unimpeachable at least defensible"
X Link 2022-07-31T19:59Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I think about this too much https://x.com/aedison/status/1650769815143956480s=46&t=LdPIyyfvpGccDSb9bd5Hqg they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous and not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so youre saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time where have I heard that before https://x.com/aedison/status/1650769815143956480s=46&t=LdPIyyfvpGccDSb9bd5Hqg they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous and not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so youre saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time where"
X Link 2024-09-30T15:10Z 48.8K followers, 1.1M engagements

"Before I went on estrogen my hormone levels were already just barely at normal male levels. Its likely a detransition would necessitate me going on testosterone for the rest of my life something transphobes claim is an unnecessary burden on the NHS"
X Link 2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 77.6K engagements

"please stop talking to me about your ears this is a joke about fascism"
X Link 2023-04-25T16:29Z 48.8K followers, 289.8K engagements

"gay friend is telling me he was banned from a group chat for referring to posts that fail to get faves or retweets as having an undetectable viral load"
X Link 2025-04-26T17:38Z 48.8K followers, 80.7K engagements

"Every single person I know refers to me as Avery and every one of them uses she/her pronouns for me. Detransitioning me would mean all of those people having to relearn how to address me something transphobes claim is an unfair expectation"
X Link 2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 98K engagements

"Transphobes of course wouldnt care about any of this because for them no cost is too great if it means removing trans people from public life"
X Link 2023-04-15T20:03Z 48.8K followers, 91.1K engagements

"People ask me how can you have written a book about the trans debate given that youre not transgender you didnt speak to any trans people and youve never previously researched reported on or written about trans issues And the answer is: Ive lost my fucking mind"
X Link 2021-07-18T18:36Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"ironically working at a defense contractor is uh not defensible"
X Link 2022-07-31T19:59Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"why are people so weird about doordash because it is exploitation. the business model does not function without massively underpaying workers most of whom live in poverty. habituating yourself to using doordash is a moral sickness"
X Link 2024-03-20T18:38Z 48.8K followers, 527.2K engagements

"gender ideology is the purest of dogwhistles and the way you know that is that children will still be calling male and female teachers Mr and Mrs. schools are suffused with actual gender ideology. what keir means here is the existence of trans people 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he opposes the teaching of "gender ideology" in schools @Telegraph"
X Link 2024-06-24T12:48Z 48.8K followers, 128.9K engagements

"Its so funny how its incredibly easy to come up with solutions for these disaster scenarios if you have even the slightest genuinely left-wing thought in your head. 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer's chief of staff Sue Gray has compiled a "shit list" of crises a Labour government would face [--]. Potential collapse of Thames Water [--]. Public sector pay pressure [--]. Prison overcrowding [--]. Universities going under [--]. NHS funding [--]. Bankrupt councils @FT 🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer's chief of staff Sue Gray has compiled a "shit list" of crises a Labour government would face [--]. Potential collapse of Thames Water 2."
X Link 2024-05-22T23:37Z 48.8K followers, 182.7K engagements

"🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer's chief of staff Sue Gray has compiled a "shit list" of crises a Labour government would face [--]. Potential collapse of Thames Water [--]. Public sector pay pressure [--]. Prison overcrowding [--]. Universities going under [--]. NHS funding [--]. Bankrupt councils @FT"
X Link 2024-05-21T15:51Z 401.1K followers, 1.1M engagements

"there are few jobs that have as direct a line from I need to live to other people must die"
X Link 2022-07-31T22:13Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

"really good demonstration of the limits of like three different things (liberal tolerance; progress brought about by the trans documentary media complex; my patience)"
X Link 2024-10-11T14:26Z 48.8K followers, 67.2K engagements

"I completely understand the reasons why but its very tough for me personally that theres no way for anyone to watch the almost-a-decade-old BBC Comedy Feeds pilot PEOPLE TIME because I need everyone to have seen this sketch"
X Link 2023-01-18T11:43Z 48.8K followers, 624.1K engagements

"One of the more On Cinema images Ive seen"
X Link 2025-09-12T21:05Z 48.8K followers, 103.2K engagements

"been darkly interesting to watch some progressives lose their minds over the crumbs thrown their way during this first week knowing that this is what Starmers Labour actually is: an evil party committed to cruelty in service of wealth 🚨 BREAKING: Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said he intends to ban puberty blockers for trans children. Jo Maugham Director of the Good Law Project reported today that "subject to the outcome of the court proceedings and consultation" Streeting will ban puberty blockers. https://t.co/b7XjhWXtrd 🚨 BREAKING: Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said he"
X Link 2024-07-12T09:12Z 48.8K followers, 107.1K engagements

"🚨 BREAKING: Health Secretary Wes Streeting has said he intends to ban puberty blockers for trans children. Jo Maugham Director of the Good Law Project reported today that "subject to the outcome of the court proceedings and consultation" Streeting will ban puberty blockers"
X Link 2024-07-12T08:41Z 97.7K followers, 3.9M engagements

"every out trans person was at one point in the closet and thus knows the importance of the closet and the reasons to stay in it. that said: it is so important as a trans person to at some point be trans in a way that is not solely on the computer"
X Link 2024-01-22T18:21Z 48.8K followers, 98.6K engagements

"lot of people dunking on this tweet not knowing much about the UK class system and how it functions to restrict access to success in media to a few moneyed families Feel like this women appeared out of nowhere in the past few months so I had a Google. Her Auntie wrote The Gruffalo and she went to the BRIT school. LOL. Same as it ever was. Feel like this women appeared out of nowhere in the past few months so I had a Google. Her Auntie wrote The Gruffalo and she went to the BRIT school. LOL. Same as it ever was"
X Link 2025-01-30T15:34Z 48.8K followers, 198.4K engagements

"you dont have to walk away from omelas if youre a smol bean"
X Link 2022-08-03T08:16Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements

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