#  @a_toots Moog Moog posts on X about maga, donald trump, white house, premier league the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::228438220/interactions)  - [--] Week [----------] +11,439% - [--] Month [----------] +1,746% - [--] Months [----------] +303% - [--] Year [----------] -57% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::228438220/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] -60% - [--] Months [--] -72% - [--] Year [---] -65% ### Followers: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::228438220/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +0.19% - [--] Month [------] +0.14% - [--] Months [------] -1% - [--] Year [------] -1.30% ### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::228438220/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) [us election](/list/us-election) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [finance](/list/finance) [premier league](/list/premier-league) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) [stocks](/list/stocks) **Social topic influence** [maga](/topic/maga), [donald trump](/topic/donald-trump), [white house](/topic/white-house), [premier league](/topic/premier-league), [ineos](/topic/ineos), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [christmas](/topic/christmas), [has been](/topic/has-been), [money](/topic/money) **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@unitedstandmufc](/creator/undefined) [@stretfordpaddck](/creator/undefined) [@amorimera](/creator/undefined) [@manutd](/creator/undefined) [@patriottakes](/creator/undefined) [@fabrizioromano](/creator/undefined) [@atrupar](/creator/undefined) [@alicetalksfooty](/creator/undefined) [@centredevils](/creator/undefined) [@acyn](/creator/undefined) [@ronfilipkowski](/creator/undefined) [@manutdmen](/creator/undefined) [@callionchris](/creator/undefined) [@utdforever7](/creator/undefined) [@mufcmpb](/creator/undefined) [@ottoenglish](/creator/undefined) [@skysportspl](/creator/undefined) [@premierleague](/creator/undefined) [@bethtmufc](/creator/undefined) [@mattlawdt](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck) [GARY (GARY)](/topic/gary) [Rally (RLY)](/topic/rally) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "@atrupar I wonder how many times Brian Kilmeade heard this on dates during his formative years" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1392103804443705348) 2021-05-11T13:06Z 14.1K followers, [--] engagements "Great piece of performative mourning from Dan Wootton returning to Buckingham Palace for some quiet reflectionwith his camera crew" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1568733319365378050) 2022-09-10T22:49Z 13.2K followers, [----] engagements "All the classics from Ian Brown" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1574388951422586881) 2022-09-26T13:22Z 13.1K followers, 13.7K engagements "Ive cut this down and captioned it so you dont miss a single second of this excruciating exchange between a homeless man and a clueless Rishi Sunak" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1606590593752338432) 2022-12-24T10:00Z 14K followers, 379.8K engagements "Lee Anderson appointed deputy chair of the Conservative party because the world is THAT fucked up" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1622978510976319490) 2023-02-07T15:20Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements "A lowlight compilation of GB Newss Alternative Match of the Day. I watched this shit so you wouldnt have to" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1634750802894938115) 2023-03-12T02:58Z 13.1K followers, 2.3M engagements "A man with a net worth of 15m serving in a party of millionaires telling us that we should all work ourselves practically into the ground. Fuck that. And fuck the Tories" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1635053672030957568) 2023-03-12T23:02Z 13.2K followers, 497K engagements "Yesterdays MAGA-bing woman is wearing a jacket with Trump depicted as a matador using the American flag as a muleta. Where do they buy this shit" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1643516555777433600) 2023-04-05T07:30Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "Your white audience arent ashamed either Alex. Remarkably they seemed perfectly happy to be filmed attending a Reform Party conference clapping along like seals at your right-wing catchphrase bingo night" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1647739734733537282) 2023-04-16T23:12Z 14.1K followers, 41.2K engagements "Just had notifications on my burner account but Im now fully up to date with the latest tweets from Enron Husk Husk superfan Matt Wallace and a fuckload of self-aggrandising nonsense from Andrew Tate. None of whom I followed or requested latest updates on" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1653003789845123073) 2023-05-01T11:49Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "Crazy to hear Priti Patel speaking with such honesty about the Conservative Party" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1657876007297097737) 2023-05-14T22:30Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "Theyre doing a hell of a job turning the public against them. This silly shit just seems pointless. Why not engage in direct action against actual polluters and multi-national companies Why do this to a garden that someones spent weeks working on It seems counterproductive" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1661711082673586177) 2023-05-25T12:29Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements "MICHAEL FUCKING FABRICANT ANDREA FUCKING JENKYNS PRITI FUCKING PATEL JACOB REES FUCKING MOGG SIMON FUCKING CLARKE In what universe are *any* of these people genuinely worthy of a peerage BREAKING: Boris Johnsons resignation honours Damehoods - Andrea Jenkyns Priti Patel. Knighthoods - Jacob Rees-Mogg Michael Fabricant Conor Burns. Honours for staff at centre of partygate Jack Doyle Rosie Bate-Williams and Shelly Williams-Walker. https://t.co/594Wa4G46R BREAKING: Boris Johnsons resignation honours Damehoods - Andrea Jenkyns Priti Patel. Knighthoods - Jacob Rees-Mogg Michael Fabricant Conor" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1667234148157628428) 2023-06-09T18:16Z 13.5K followers, 316.4K engagements "Just look at these joyless cunts. #bbcqt" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1671998801983184899) 2023-06-22T21:49Z 13.6K followers, 427.7K engagements "Are you holding your nerve sir" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1673317059348819968) 2023-06-27T14:12Z 11.9K followers, 14.2K engagements "π³ Do you care about new nicknames for Opposition MPs gut-wrenching adoration of Boris Johnson and social media posts unbefitting of a serving politician If so give your fucking head a wobble" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1674813402512867331) 2023-06-30T16:13Z 13.5K followers, [----] engagements "Get Rwanda done - this cunt boils everything down to a three-word slogan" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1674861469391896576) 2023-07-01T13:42Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Kate Andrews once again using her lifetime membership of the #bbcqt panel to pour more Tufton Street horseshit into the ears of the nation. No thanks" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1676899028334780416) 2023-07-11T08:19Z 11.9K followers, 27.3K engagements "Welcome to the Real World where I make up a story to kick-start a bullshit conversation" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1677879800122228740) 2023-07-09T06:25Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Goodbye and good luck" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1677881047592181760) 2023-07-09T07:02Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Robert Jenrick has just fire bombed this ice cream van after it drove too close to a child asylum unit. With Pluto Dewey Louie and Mickey Mouse clearly visible on its side there was concern it gave the impression that were a welcoming country. A fatal error by Mr Whippy" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1677955692010033152) 2023-07-14T16:23Z 11.9K followers, 30.8K engagements "Keep the wipers on John so we can see where were floating" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678041656010866689) 2023-07-09T18:32Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "I thought this was Laurence Fox at first. Just imagine" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678085353125871618) 2023-07-09T17:52Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Eight minutes to Monday lads" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678175471991652352) 2023-07-09T22:53Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "Was he reminding Biden about their plans for the afternoon or something Next youre going to drink your tea which is in that cup. This is a cup *holds up cup*. Then were off to the NATO meeting which stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organisation" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678381420358582274) 2023-07-10T13:00Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "On a hot mic Yeah dont let on that you know me personally. Just say that youre on a day trip to London and you recognise me as your local MP. Then well do a pose on the terrace as if Ive just given you a tour of Parliament. Hang on kid Michael Cricks shouting for me" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678560309722636288) 2023-07-11T07:05Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Busy afternoon at the Genius Bar for this overwhelmed trainee" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678795815723081730) 2023-07-11T15:58Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements "Whoah Lock up your daughters fellow NATO members" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678810043515387904) 2023-07-11T19:23Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "I mean Andersons first show was a world exclusive interview with Tory megacunt Brendan Clarke-Smith where he fed him beans. In episode two he had to interview fellow GB News presenter Michelle Dewberry where he tried to feed her cat food. And this is losing viewers you say" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678836496818753536) 2023-07-11T19:45Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "This all looks perfectly safe in the middle of a housing estate" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1678905825404895236) 2023-07-11T23:34Z 11.9K followers, 20.3K engagements "I woke up with Supertramps Breakfast in America in my head. Then when I put my boys on the school mini bus this morning it was playing on the radio when they opened the doors" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679044705324003330) 2023-07-12T08:32Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "@Marmoset_Jones A 200ft pyre in Larne" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679051947020627968) 2023-07-12T08:55Z 14K followers, [---] engagements "@pepeunitedclub @ManUtd Yeah but every year the hope is that things might be better. You've got to have hope In terms of De Gea. a great servant to United for a decade. But he's no good with the ball at his feet and we need a keeper that can play ETH's system. But yes we desperately need a striker" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679077765625131010) 2023-07-12T10:38Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements "Cruellas slapped arse face when Pete Wishart raised the painting over of the childrens murals at an asylum centre. Kemi Badenoch not even listening. No compassion whatsoever on that Tory front bench. #PMQs" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679093588016152583) 2023-07-12T11:41Z 14K followers, 56.3K engagements "@mnrrntt This makes my legs tingle. I just don't get this One slip one misjudged step one unexpected gust of wind. and you're well and truly fucked" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679153766472519681) 2023-07-12T15:41Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "This is such bullshit. I recently watched a series about police forensics and practically every week they had to crack a criminals smartphone to extract information from it. It was one bloke sitting at a desk in a Birmingham digital forensics laband he managed it every time" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679451492527362048) 2023-07-13T18:42Z 11.4K followers, [----] engagements "Its Rishis On Tuesday I went to the zoo and saw a flamingoand on Wednesday I had a Calippo and played on the swings achievement thread. Really look forward to these. π«‘" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1679987633328463874) 2023-07-14T22:58Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Wootton using a familiar tactic here framing the allegations against him as a witch-hunt and a huge conspiracy to take down not just him but GB News. Its straight out of the Trump playbook" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1681573299329851394) 2023-07-19T22:56Z 10.8K followers, 109.8K engagements "Look you can disagree with JSO's politics and their methods of protest and you can be pissed off with the disruption to your day. But this is assault in broad daylight and a kick to the head could have been very serious indeed. I hope @metpoliceuk will be looking into this" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1681612487387643904) 2023-07-19T22:37Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements ""Prime Minister I just wondered if you fancied eating this tin of salmon and trout Felix"" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1681674908097544193) 2023-07-19T14:38Z 13.5K followers, [----] engagements "No Sausage for Old Men" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1685818128096268288) 2023-07-31T01:02Z 12.7K followers, 98.9K engagements "Fucking hell whats next Kicking over a Do Not Walk On The Grass sign Standing on the left of an Underground escalator Speaking loudly in a library Just get your strawberries from one of the hundreds of shops that take cash you daft twat" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686107905097949184) 2023-07-31T20:13Z 11.9K followers, 52.9K engagements "@gnickodonnell @SkyNews Amazing how often he talks of foreign dictators (i.e. Putin) when his party has been awash with roubles for years. Not to mention Infosys (from which his wife collects millions of pounds in annual dividends) which was still operating in Moscow as recently as last November" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686132843607445504) 2023-07-31T21:52Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements "@peterjukes I really feel for him. He looked terribly distressed on GB News tonight when he was interviewing Stanley Johnson about Cardi B having earlier been so distressed that he could barely hold his pitchfork when calling for Carol Vorderman to be banned from presenting on the BBC" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686166293974487040) 2023-08-01T07:28Z 11.9K followers, 35.8K engagements "@JDrvr Looks like it. And Infosys (from which Sunaks wife collects millions of pounds in annual dividends) was still operating in Moscow as recently as last November even though they had said they would wind down operations eight months earlier" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686263211694112768) 2023-08-01T06:30Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements "π¨BREAKINGπ¨ Donald Trump has hired Wayne Rooney to play all the parts of his defence team" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686705240957943808) 2023-08-02T11:47Z 13.1K followers, 2.2M engagements "That Rishi pint thing" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686797277162074114) 2023-08-02T17:53Z 11.9K followers, 124.1K engagements "@CaptainQuinn4 @darrengrimes_ Quite the takedown from this Conservative firebrand. π A pathetic hitjob Mate it was [--] minutes on Photoshop to poke fun at a Tory PM. Ive not hacked the mainframe" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1686818951102087185) 2023-08-02T19:19Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "@XRPMythBuster @cctvidiots I would calm it down in my arms" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1688276369061322753) 2023-08-06T19:50Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Im on holiday so a bit late to this Matt Hancock vid. But hopefully Ive covered how were all feeling" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1688682826919518208) 2023-08-07T22:45Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "I wish the BBC had gone with Les Denniss full title" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1689915752470441984) 2023-08-11T08:24Z 10.8K followers, 10.3K engagements "There isnt a bucket of piss big enough for when these two muppets knock on your door" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1690453790116192256) 2023-08-12T20:02Z 14.1K followers, 34.7K engagements "Its a sad life when the only person prepared to join you on your Greek holiday is Calvin Robinson. And possibly Andrew Bridgen" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1690642266455511040) 2023-08-13T08:31Z 14K followers, 34.9K engagements "@Ashfromenfield Ha Thats one of my Photoshops from many moons ago" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1690646036845305856) 2023-08-13T08:46Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "Watching this makes my legs feel weird. In short: no fucking way" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1690817607954235392) 2023-08-13T20:08Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Woke cabal - you absolute fucking clown of a man. Just fuck off with this tiresome woke shit get trounced at the next election then get the fuck out of our lives forever. Such bullshit" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1690887565950263296) 2023-08-14T00:46Z 13.1K followers, 402.9K engagements "@JackPosobiec The battery needs changing in your smoke alarm" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1691618429692719502) 2023-08-16T01:10Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "Ah a compassionate man of God speaks with his underbite and a mouthful of allen keys. Fucking prick.ππ»" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1692988277819609588) 2023-08-19T19:53Z 11.9K followers, 16.1K engagements "I love the Golden Glove Award. Its like the final act of the a major tournament always involves a fight to the death between a goalkeeper and a cyborg. The victor holds aloft a dismembered hand" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1693268091499593978) 2023-08-20T14:25Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Mary Earps/Logan Roy" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1693369591836160079) 2023-08-20T21:09Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements "Wow. When youre so toxic that even a football league in a country that still carries out mass executions wont take you because of the damage to their public image" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1694279261245337765) 2023-08-23T09:23Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "Rudy youre on mute" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1694470010054357240) 2023-08-23T22:01Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Live music night at the pub across the road" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1695532656161607799) 2023-08-26T20:24Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "@ManUtd The fact we needed to dig deep and show resolve in only the third game of the season at home to Forest is actually quite worrying. If that wed been up against City Arsenal Liverpool or even Chelsea we would have had our arse handed to us" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1695647114284453959) 2023-08-27T03:59Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements "@BBCBreaking Coming from the woman who claimed the Prime Minister tells the truth (when Boris Johnson was PM) history will record Dorries as a servile clown who somehow managed to ascend to a position of influence but had no business being anywhere near political power" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1695697919549059141) 2023-08-27T07:21Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "That seems low to me" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1698085896489213966) 2023-09-02T21:30Z 10.7K followers, 23.7K engagements "I hope the family of this pilot can console themselves with the fact that he died letting your friends know that youre having a girl. Enough of this performative gender reveal shit. Nobody cares" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1698607765164368225) 2023-09-04T08:03Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "@iam_wilsons @Sanchooo10 "ETH is always looking for a scapegoat every season" - are you serious He's had one season and managed to win a domestic cup reach the final of another managed to achieve third place in the Premier League and secured us Champions League football. Join us in the real world" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1698725636578197710) 2023-09-04T15:52Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "Another day another man with an angle grinder working nearby" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1699359565718945799) 2023-09-06T09:51Z 14K followers, [---] engagements "Conservative MP Nick Fletcher is calling for a 'Minister for Men'. Of course he is. Remember when he said that having a female Doctor Who drives men to commit crime Absolute plank" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1699367796822438297) 2023-09-06T10:23Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "215 pounds of pure twat" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1699393364381343862) 2023-09-06T12:05Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "America is in all kinds of trouble if this gets a foothold and Trump somehow manages to evade justice and reach the White House again" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1700050855913722090) 2023-09-08T07:38Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "The names Bon Yes whatever. Are you the supply teacher covering Year [--] Geography this week" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1700614429186871484) 2023-09-09T20:57Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Dads at a childrens party with nothing in common and two hours of small talk ahead" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1700918510153592862) 2023-09-10T17:05Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Breaking news at GB News. (Almost impossible to top the farcical nature of the original. But still more content for the Great Internet Toilet in the Sky.)" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1700960453797494870) 2023-09-10T19:52Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "If her book is anything like her first speech as Prime Minister at the Tory party conference it should be a real page-turner. π" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1701002095879692396) 2023-09-10T22:37Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "@mnrrntt Is that how he was dressed when he died" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1701145899815112799) 2023-09-11T08:09Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "@mufcMPB Why is Souness even a pundit He despises United and never has a balanced word to say about the club" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1701163679788528080) 2023-09-11T09:20Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements "Frothing fascist during the week but fronts a Verve tribute act at the weekends" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1701203605880033650) 2023-09-11T11:58Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Another gem from the free speech/anti-cancel culture gang of Brexit cretins" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1701611739165732958) 2023-09-12T15:00Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Steven Gerrard wishing they still did half-time orange slices" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1701978914053046337) 2023-09-13T15:19Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements "@hewitson10 @SuellaBraverman @gmpolice Four kicks to the head against a defenceless girl on the ground. She could have fucking killed her. @gmpolice are you for real This is a serious assault not a little fight" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1702301459612602708) 2023-09-14T12:41Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "The state of that audience. π" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1702597627123048917) 2023-09-15T08:18Z 11.9K followers, 2.5M engagements "Andrew Sachs settling down to watch Dispatches in heaven" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703136993591320820) 2023-09-16T20:01Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "Just waiting for Jim Davidson Kim Jong Un Katie Hopkins and that woman who punched a horse to confirm their support. ππ»" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703351643075498446) 2023-09-17T10:14Z 11.9K followers, 103.2K engagements "Im running [--] miles in September for Cancer Research UK. Ive got to head out for a run to do todays miles but I really just want to stay home and cry while holding my painful old knees" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703368245355430066) 2023-09-17T11:20Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Alex Turner rehearsing for tomorrows Arctic Monkeys gig" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703420360144654523) 2023-09-17T14:47Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "If anyones interested in hearing what two men charged with rape human trafficking and forming an organised crime group to sexually exploit women think about the Russell Brand story GB News has it covered" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703508862878236680) 2023-09-17T20:38Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "The Famileighs elderly neighbour has had enough" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703535905280041186) 2023-09-17T22:26Z 11.9K followers, 362.8K engagements "@Otto_English GB News has also turned the Brand affair into a BBC-only crisis" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703673955905646638) 2023-09-18T07:34Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "No it literally happened on your watch you fucking clown" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1703717423000531200) 2023-09-18T10:27Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "So before she was a journalist she applied for a job with MI6 but wasnt successful OK thanks for confirming that the UKs foreign intelligence service isnt involved in the Russell Brand thing. Maybe have a Night Nurse and go back to bed" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1704040072775913793) 2023-09-19T07:49Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "A force for good - A FORCE FOR FUCKING GOOD He actually said that Rupert Murdoch was a force for good in the world Of all the shit this blathering prick has come out with over the years this is THE most batshit one yet. Fucking hell" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1705258138813768134) 2023-09-22T16:29Z 11.9K followers, 76.4K engagements "Just watched video of a protest by XL Bully owners" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1705845273216303246) 2023-09-24T07:23Z 14K followers, 11.8K engagements "Goodbye America. Im sorry but if this poll becomes a reality you sort of deserve everything you get. Fucking hell what are you thinking" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1705966450077258199) 2023-09-24T15:24Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements "@OccupyDemocrats Sue her and destroy her" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1706029136513270147) 2023-09-24T19:33Z 13.9K followers, [---] engagements "@thequentinletts In [----] it was reported that Rashford had donated 20m to charities which equated to 125% of his personal worth.He also topped the Sunday Times Giving List at the age of [--]. What the fuck have you ever done for anyone you sneering little shit" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1706232985442210194) 2023-09-25T09:03Z 10.8K followers, 76.8K engagements "This would have been the perfect opportunity to allow the T-1000 to perform the investiture ceremony" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707153607387131986) 2023-09-27T22:01Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements ""Branded a disgrace". by Darren Grimes and four Twitter users apparently" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707387438111314294) 2023-09-28T13:31Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements "Laurence Fox has his say on the Hadrian's Wall Sycamore Gap tree. #GoWokeGoBroke" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707453624828272647) 2023-09-28T17:54Z 11.9K followers, 21.7K engagements "I remember masturbating a lot at [--]. Doing something mindless and terrible like this never crossed my mind" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707465792919314614) 2023-09-28T18:42Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Rumours of a Rishi Sunak press conference today where he'll lay out his "plan for motorists". I'm sure they will have been working hard on the podium slogans" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707719340554915983) 2023-09-29T11:29Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "Really When the fuck did this happen in reality beyond your bullshit exclusive poll Daily Mail" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707898006236733771) 2023-09-29T23:19Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements "Hes going to ruin his documentary for everyone if he keeps revealing details of the unseen footage from the past [--] years" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1707931290417156182) 2023-09-30T01:32Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements "The audience is a bit threadbare at the Tory Party Conference. Its a shame for this guy whos giving it his all" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1708603715962220983) 2023-10-01T22:04Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "The queue to see Liz Truss" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1708799540487139544) 2023-10-02T11:02Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "Such a powerful Tory slogan when delivered the right way. #CPC23" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1708817849018445859) 2023-10-02T12:14Z 13.1K followers, 413.8K engagements "We need more GB News #CPC2023" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1708837162672607467) 2023-10-02T13:31Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "@KevinASchofield Was the clown car on the other side of the Land Rover Discovery" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1708879397825007917) 2023-10-02T16:19Z 13.9K followers, [----] engagements "Look I'm not one to recycle old content for cheap likes and retweets but isn't that just Wayne Rooney dressed as Jesus π§" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709137314369151138) 2023-10-03T09:24Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "How long is the Conservative Party Conference going on for Because Im not sure I can take much more" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709194065458184640) 2023-10-03T13:09Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "My whacky conspiracy theory after watching Farage party with the Tories this week is that hell join the Conservatives and ultimately become leader in [----] when Rishi is ousted. Then their transformation into UKIP will be complete" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709280488840409144) 2023-10-03T18:53Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "If anyone wants to meet for a coffee later before rampaging through town in a frenzied search for fresh meat please DM me" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709472924699095180) 2023-10-04T07:38Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements "Not wishing to sound too cynical but if the North Midlands and rest of the country see this money at all I wonder how many transport projects will involve Infosys in some way" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709553038615035977) 2023-10-04T12:56Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "I spent the whole of September running [--] miles to raise money for cancer research and raised just short of [---]. This cosplay cunt has already amassed over [-----] for his woe is me cancel culture grift. Unbelievable" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709698715630411932) 2023-10-04T22:35Z 11.9K followers, 10.3K engagements "This Kay Burley interview with Mark Harper shows how MPs are basically trained to just repeat key phrases like suited automatons. "Big decision" Took the decision on Tuesday approved by Cabinet on Wednesday morning and announced by the PM at the conference repeat. repeat" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1709848287753142715) 2023-10-05T08:29Z 11.9K followers, 14.4K engagements "Private jet and a Beano word search. Perfect way to start the day" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1710408314796814842) 2023-10-06T21:34Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "He's fucked off with his Steak Bake. Miserable twat" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1711341539123777568) 2023-10-09T11:23Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "A breaking news joke about Holly Willoughby quitting this morning which does NOT show a real nuclear explosion. (Given the state of the world I felt some snappy context was required here.)" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1712025867478552662) 2023-10-11T08:42Z 11.9K followers, 12.7K engagements "Great content Rishi Keep it up #socialmedia #cool #downwiththekids #TikTok #hashtag" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1712408859321450784) 2023-10-12T10:04Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "I was holding my [--] yr old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub I started to quietly tear up. She couldnt see my face and I didnt make a sound but she said Dont cry. Im the Scatman" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1712583962332205470) 2023-10-12T21:40Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements "For the good of my mental health I didnt watch #bbcqt tonight. But this shot of Yvette Cooper listening to Victoria Atkins dribbling on sort of captures the vibe" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1712605296806293765) 2023-10-12T23:04Z 11.4K followers, 28.4K engagements "The absolute fucking state of this. The warm welcome of a Trump-supporting election denier who offers thoughts and prayers after mass shootings and who pissed off to Cancn while his home state suffered power outages and freezing temps in [----]. His ideas arent worth shit" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1713247590169354671) 2023-10-14T17:37Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements "@Nigel_Farage Still not deleted this eh Even though the Met have confirmed that he was arrested for no such thing. You daft prick" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1713570798047318343) 2023-10-15T15:01Z 10.7K followers, [---] engagements "These two fucking clowns havent been caught giggling on a hidden camera. Theyre sitting on the front bench in the House of Commons where there have been cameras for over [--] years. All they had to do was sit there solemnly and quietly. But they dont give a shit" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1714017613557186995) 2023-10-16T20:36Z 11.9K followers, 69.6K engagements "Mossad one of the world's leading intelligence services didn't foresee the attack by Hamas. But sure Layla Moran's family in Gaza might have picked up "the word on the street" and known about it in advance. What the actual FUCK" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1714223618547155258) 2023-10-17T10:15Z 11.9K followers, 26.6K engagements "Congratulations to disgraced former Prime Minister and habitual liar Boris Johnson on his appointment to the advisory board of the International Democracy Union. (They must have missed that bit when you unlawfully suspended Parliament.)" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1714910491330408630) 2023-10-19T07:44Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "I'm sorry but if you make a stupid fucking video like this before a single vote has been counted then it deserves to exist on the Internet forever. And yes it's absolutely fine to feel schadenfreude rushing through your veins. #TamworthByelection" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1715310799843905893) 2023-10-20T10:15Z 10.7K followers, 56.4K engagements "Thats the whole problem Nads. The Tories have never given the country a worthy leader. Just a series of incompetent arseholes voted in by a few hundred thousand other Tory arseholes" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1715429758580769185) 2023-10-20T18:08Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Greg outside of Greggs" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1715683465239179562) 2023-10-21T10:56Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Rehearsals have already begun for the reveal of the new Prime Minister after the next Tory leadership election" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1715788445103034587) 2023-10-21T17:53Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Over [-----] likes for a recycled four-year-old image with a young people today narrative. How do we know the old guy didnt stand up because his stop was approaching and offered his seat to the bloke with the phone It reminds of that Points of view Guardian ad from the 80s" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1715856701235093728) 2023-10-21T22:24Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Its called autumn snowflakes" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716007403458609155) 2023-10-22T08:23Z 10.7K followers, 171.9K engagements "The worst childrens theme park water ride of all time" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716029703893422328) 2023-10-22T09:52Z 10.7K followers, 20.3K engagements "The Earth is hungry for climate change deniers" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716063578938048554) 2023-10-22T12:06Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "I wish this Instagram influencer would fuck off out of my back garden" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716183253281820718) 2023-10-22T20:02Z 10.7K followers, 14.6K engagements "The flag of Flag of So Tom and Prncipe. Who's next We've got loads to get through. The flag of England. https://t.co/ZuCE8KBATy The flag of England. https://t.co/ZuCE8KBATy" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716752418816364927) 2023-10-24T09:44Z 13.6K followers, [----] engagements "Women who have slept with more than three men will not I repeat NOT be allowed to be trafficked and sexually exploited by my organised crime group" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716777863167303917) 2023-10-24T11:25Z 10.8K followers, 160.5K engagements "What the fuck Loz" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716792249655120043) 2023-10-24T12:22Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "A supposed 'news' channel framing this story with "dreaded" face masks. Any whiff of impartiality over at the BBC and these cunts are all over it. But absolutely fine for them to report this with their clear anti-mask bias" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1716807818651807931) 2023-10-24T13:24Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Sophy Ridge really is an exceptional interviewer. Tory MPs just want to drop a few a divisive soundbites about immigration then run. But she never lets them. She always gets them to elaborate on their comments and they HATE that "Where's the data to support that" Superb" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717101757749141843) 2023-10-25T08:52Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "I wonder if this was the moment the idea of The One Show was born" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717111954605531162) 2023-10-25T09:32Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Thrse Coffey Head of Weather Operations" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717211990534365263) 2023-10-25T16:10Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Just having a little drink to celebrate the one hundredth time these two have appeared in my timeline" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717519964549120260) 2023-10-26T12:34Z 10.7K followers, 52.7K engagements "Thoughts and prayers from this cunt for the families of the [--] people shot to death in Maine" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717541301686563154) 2023-10-26T13:58Z 10.7K followers, 12K engagements "Pretty much every Tory MP on here has spent the day desperately pushing the Rachel Reeves Wikipedia thing as if its somehow going to save them from being annihilated at the next election" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717700098686095465) 2023-10-27T00:29Z 10.7K followers, [---] engagements "Why is Nigel Farage on my radio dribbling on about being 'de-banked' Look mate they just think you're a racist twat who's played a massive role in destroying this country so maybe they didn't want your business. Simple" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717822503651868821) 2023-10-27T08:36Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Yeah the problem is the human heart. Especially when a white hot bullet tears through it and you bleed out on the floor of a high school corridor bar bowling alley cinema church convenience store etc. Just out of interest when WILL it be time to talk about legislation" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717903762772128073) 2023-10-27T13:59Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Just Stop Oil taking direct action to another level" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717909304546660735) 2023-10-27T14:21Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "I wonder if it might be quicker for GB News to suspend Boris Johnson now rather than wait for the inevitable investigation into some wrongdoing or other" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1717947202037862752) 2023-10-27T16:51Z 10.8K followers, 10.4K engagements "This racist prick (who I hope will never set foot in another football ground as long as he lives) acting like this in front of children in the crowd. If I was that boys dad I wouldnt be smiling about it. Absolutely shameful behaviour" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1718336934622142475) 2023-10-28T18:40Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Some good news on that racist piece of shit football fan" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1718343624151179438) 2023-10-28T19:06Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements "Using only a GIF describe yourself at a party" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1718350678051922123) 2023-10-28T19:35Z 10.7K followers, 18.7K engagements "Hes incredibly lucky the former Special Forces instructors didnt leap over the desk and rip his windpipe out with their bare hands" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1718352910554218718) 2023-10-28T19:43Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Sorry what did you say lockdown party boy It sounded like you were trying to fucking lecture us on morality" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1718727131914494061) 2023-10-29T20:30Z 10.8K followers, 25.1K engagements "I've just seen that ice hockey accident from Saturday and I really wish I hadn't. Tragic" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1718953362329104612) 2023-10-30T11:29Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Incredible footage of a poltergeist terrorising passengers on a cruise ship" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719015901599543337) 2023-10-30T15:38Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Nigel Farage enters the #ImACeleb camp and introduces himself to the other contestants" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719271250281861604) 2023-10-31T08:33Z 10.8K followers, 133K engagements "Its also a dating app" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719280454195421631) 2023-10-31T09:09Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "At some point in his life Dowdens spine slithered out of his arse like giant tapeworm and fucked off somewhere. Hes such a wet weekend" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719639820090138650) 2023-11-01T08:57Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Everything coming out of the #covidinquiry is beyond awful but this one has really hit me. I remember watching news footage of the situation in Italy in the early days of the pandemic and it looked like hell on Earth in their overrun hospitals. But they were laughing. Laughing" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719719026182508851) 2023-11-01T14:12Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Hair dryer up the nose Injecting bleach Seriously the pandemic couldnt have hit at a worst time with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the show in the UK and US" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719719836459126885) 2023-11-01T14:15Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "@dickybets365 @AliceTalksFooty What Howe can achieve with modest resources Are you serious Newcastle are one of the richest clubs in the world and outspent every team in Europe in last years January transfer window. The club is awash with Saudi money. Theres absolutely nothing modest about his resources" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1719862452043559053) 2023-11-01T23:42Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements "YES My Alpha brethren ππ»πͺπ»ππ»" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1720070764458922259) 2023-11-02T13:30Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Sam Coates accurate summing up of the Sunak/Musk interview in three seconds" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1720359887266320598) 2023-11-03T08:38Z 13.7K followers, [----] engagements "Its quite the bucket list. π Step on a guide dogs tail π Pack desperate people off to Rwanda πππ»" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1720554732337480082) 2023-11-03T21:33Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Chelsea headhunter doesnt mean hes a well-respected talent-finder in the business world. It means hes a violent football hooligan. And Top Boy doesnt mean hes a stand up guy it means hes a leader among violent football hooligans. The Tories are mobilising these nutjobs" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1720874718440362213) 2023-11-04T18:44Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "Its funny because becoming a Tory MP is also a lifestyle choice that causes nuisance and distress to people and blights our communities" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1720906582072947079) 2023-11-04T20:51Z 14K followers, [----] engagements "π¨BREAKINGπ¨ Emergency workers are on the scene trying to recover Lee Anderson from the wreckage of a community centre after he collapsed under the weight of his oversized lapel poppy. More to follow" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721267429802746182) 2023-11-05T20:45Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "I just wanted a steak bake mate. Can you stop sexually assaulting it" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721303805428465975) 2023-11-05T23:09Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "@UnitedStandMUFC @planetfaz Such bullshit. Casemiro was on fire last season when the team reached two cup finals (winning one) and achieved a third place finish in the Premier League. No one was questioning his ability to manage 'big name' players then because the results were to your liking" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721476707562013097) 2023-11-06T10:36Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements "@UnitedStandMUFC @planetfaz ETH hasn't come up from non-league football to try his hand in the Premier League. Whether or not you rate the Dutch league he managed Ajax - undeniably a big European club - for five years and they were incredible. If you're 'Ten Hag Out' - fine but enough with this shit" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721477772458021131) 2023-11-06T10:40Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements "Good Morning Britain producer searching for suitable guests to discuss climate change and the environmental protest movement. Yep hes the one. Get Mike Parry on the blower" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721485033788088641) 2023-11-06T11:09Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements "Wheres your fucking poppy mate" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721624942796558597) 2023-11-06T20:25Z 10.9K followers, 84.7K engagements "A painting depicting the Suffragette movement - no Esther. The painting depicts the goddess Venus and her son Cupid. The painting was slashed by suffragette Mary Richardson in [----]. I mean theyre just minor details. Not important" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721812092351562114) 2023-11-07T08:49Z 10.8K followers, 10.1K engagements "Charlotte Owen having a fucking lovely day out π" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721884183034003728) 2023-11-07T13:35Z 10.8K followers, 51.6K engagements "I know lots of other people have already officially observed Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day but this remains the funniest account of that legendary press conference" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1721897314695213413) 2023-11-07T14:28Z 11.9K followers, 229K engagements "Forgive my cynicism but I think a riot at the Cenotaph is EXACTLY what the Mail is trying to engineer. I don't buy their hand-wringing concern for a second" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1722178093765325059) 2023-11-08T09:03Z 10.9K followers, 79.5K engagements "@ValvRmfc - He didn't "kick out" Ronaldo; he engineered his own exit with the Piers Morgan interview - He got ONE of the strikers he wanted - The club failed to get rid of the midfielders he DIDN'T want - He didn't get the defender he wanted (Bayern Munich did). He got a 35-year old" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1722563066406064178) 2023-11-09T10:33Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements "No one has got rid of dads you unbelievable idiot Advertising reflects that modern families come in all shapes and sizes. Maybe the dad died or walked out on them. Maybe hes working through Xmas in a job with unsociable hours. Do you want a fucking origin story" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1722952063762518280) 2023-11-10T12:19Z 10.9K followers, 126.1K engagements "It wouldnt surprise me if the occupants were still inside. Fucking heartless" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1723029417746727226) 2023-11-10T17:26Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements "Wrapped in the flag chomping at the bit for a fight and chanting INGER-LAND INGER-LAND INGER-LAND like the fucking hooligans they are. Its what the fallen would have wanted" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1723319960628293771) 2023-11-11T12:41Z 10.9K followers, 20.2K engagements "Tommeh and his acolytes just exude trouble" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1723330556832694645) 2023-11-11T13:23Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements "Martin Daubney having a nice quiet weekend with some pals. π«‘" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1723387729461891110) 2023-11-11T17:10Z 13.1K followers, 1.1M engagements "Why are we always the bad guys Deano We just came here in defence of the realm. Hold me" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1723559825169100849) 2023-11-12T04:34Z 10.9K followers, 55.5K engagements "Hey @ITV Dont stop at Farage If youve got any money left why not give these lads a lucrative pay day and fly them to Australia to gnaw through a kangaroos rim. Great entertainment (if youre a morally bankrupt channel)" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1723808344064905444) 2023-11-12T21:01Z 10.9K followers, 18.8K engagements "Bless Darren Grimes' hopeless optimism about Suella Braverman's future. What a fucking muppet" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1724084785234977220) 2023-11-13T15:20Z 10.9K followers, 11.1K engagements "It wont happen but imagine how awesome it would be if @antanddec just walked off the show in protest at Farages involvement whos using his appearance to connect with a younger audience. Even better if the other celebrities did the same. Fuck this show. Turn it off" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1724205446146175160) 2023-11-13T23:19Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements "Minister for Saying This Kind of Shit With A Straight Face" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1724334512274813105) 2023-11-14T07:52Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements "Whats a perfect album that came out when you were 21" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1724920447597261067) 2023-11-15T22:40Z 11.3K followers, 17.2K engagements "Well if you think the country is going to stand idly by while the Tories install a sixth Prime Minister in seven years youre sadly mistaken. The country wont allow it. The Tories will have to call a General Election but they will be destroyed before Suella ever seizes power" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1724973184036765961) 2023-11-16T02:10Z 11.2K followers, [----] engagements "A dramatic reading of Quentin Letts front page story about Rishi Sunak. #stoptheboats" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725085862793290214) 2023-11-16T09:38Z 11.3K followers, 10.2K engagements "All shits and giggles. But how on Earth is it allowed for Fabricant to basically use his position to deliver a [--] second advert for GB News in the Commons" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725095340070588607) 2023-11-16T10:15Z 11.3K followers, 38.2K engagements "Quick rant. (Sorry this is all over the place but I had to get it off my chest.)" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725153724111183931) 2023-11-16T14:07Z 11.4K followers, 100.3K engagements "You altar boy go and get the nit comb" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725226861297336469) 2023-11-16T18:58Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements "I abhor violence I really do. That said I would pay good money to see this little YouTube prick put on his arse in the most humiliating way imaginable" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725256272952676578) 2023-11-16T20:55Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements "Could we knife the migrant boats What about using drones that release bees Maybe we could let hundreds of XL Bullies loose on the beaches Limited nuclear strikes Anyone Anyone #bbcqt" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725288432161734737) 2023-11-16T23:03Z 11.3K followers, 136.8K engagements "@curator_of_cats Thank you I usually just post a load of nonsense" [X Link](https://x.com/a_toots/status/1725458182586200380) 2023-11-17T10:17Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@a_toots MoogMoog posts on X about maga, donald trump, white house, premier league the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @unitedstandmufc @stretfordpaddck @amorimera @manutd @patriottakes @fabrizioromano @atrupar @alicetalksfooty @centredevils @acyn @ronfilipkowski @manutdmen @callionchris @utdforever7 @mufcmpb @ottoenglish @skysportspl @premierleague @bethtmufc @mattlawdt
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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"@atrupar I wonder how many times Brian Kilmeade heard this on dates during his formative years"
X Link 2021-05-11T13:06Z 14.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Great piece of performative mourning from Dan Wootton returning to Buckingham Palace for some quiet reflectionwith his camera crew"
X Link 2022-09-10T22:49Z 13.2K followers, [----] engagements
"All the classics from Ian Brown"
X Link 2022-09-26T13:22Z 13.1K followers, 13.7K engagements
"Ive cut this down and captioned it so you dont miss a single second of this excruciating exchange between a homeless man and a clueless Rishi Sunak"
X Link 2022-12-24T10:00Z 14K followers, 379.8K engagements
"Lee Anderson appointed deputy chair of the Conservative party because the world is THAT fucked up"
X Link 2023-02-07T15:20Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements
"A lowlight compilation of GB Newss Alternative Match of the Day. I watched this shit so you wouldnt have to"
X Link 2023-03-12T02:58Z 13.1K followers, 2.3M engagements
"A man with a net worth of 15m serving in a party of millionaires telling us that we should all work ourselves practically into the ground. Fuck that. And fuck the Tories"
X Link 2023-03-12T23:02Z 13.2K followers, 497K engagements
"Yesterdays MAGA-bing woman is wearing a jacket with Trump depicted as a matador using the American flag as a muleta. Where do they buy this shit"
X Link 2023-04-05T07:30Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"Your white audience arent ashamed either Alex. Remarkably they seemed perfectly happy to be filmed attending a Reform Party conference clapping along like seals at your right-wing catchphrase bingo night"
X Link 2023-04-16T23:12Z 14.1K followers, 41.2K engagements
"Just had notifications on my burner account but Im now fully up to date with the latest tweets from Enron Husk Husk superfan Matt Wallace and a fuckload of self-aggrandising nonsense from Andrew Tate. None of whom I followed or requested latest updates on"
X Link 2023-05-01T11:49Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"Crazy to hear Priti Patel speaking with such honesty about the Conservative Party"
X Link 2023-05-14T22:30Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"Theyre doing a hell of a job turning the public against them. This silly shit just seems pointless. Why not engage in direct action against actual polluters and multi-national companies Why do this to a garden that someones spent weeks working on It seems counterproductive"
X Link 2023-05-25T12:29Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements
"MICHAEL FUCKING FABRICANT ANDREA FUCKING JENKYNS PRITI FUCKING PATEL JACOB REES FUCKING MOGG SIMON FUCKING CLARKE In what universe are any of these people genuinely worthy of a peerage BREAKING: Boris Johnsons resignation honours Damehoods - Andrea Jenkyns Priti Patel. Knighthoods - Jacob Rees-Mogg Michael Fabricant Conor Burns. Honours for staff at centre of partygate Jack Doyle Rosie Bate-Williams and Shelly Williams-Walker. https://t.co/594Wa4G46R BREAKING: Boris Johnsons resignation honours Damehoods - Andrea Jenkyns Priti Patel. Knighthoods - Jacob Rees-Mogg Michael Fabricant Conor"
X Link 2023-06-09T18:16Z 13.5K followers, 316.4K engagements
"Just look at these joyless cunts. #bbcqt"
X Link 2023-06-22T21:49Z 13.6K followers, 427.7K engagements
"Are you holding your nerve sir"
X Link 2023-06-27T14:12Z 11.9K followers, 14.2K engagements
"π³ Do you care about new nicknames for Opposition MPs gut-wrenching adoration of Boris Johnson and social media posts unbefitting of a serving politician If so give your fucking head a wobble"
X Link 2023-06-30T16:13Z 13.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Get Rwanda done - this cunt boils everything down to a three-word slogan"
X Link 2023-07-01T13:42Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Kate Andrews once again using her lifetime membership of the #bbcqt panel to pour more Tufton Street horseshit into the ears of the nation. No thanks"
X Link 2023-07-11T08:19Z 11.9K followers, 27.3K engagements
"Welcome to the Real World where I make up a story to kick-start a bullshit conversation"
X Link 2023-07-09T06:25Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Goodbye and good luck"
X Link 2023-07-09T07:02Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Robert Jenrick has just fire bombed this ice cream van after it drove too close to a child asylum unit. With Pluto Dewey Louie and Mickey Mouse clearly visible on its side there was concern it gave the impression that were a welcoming country. A fatal error by Mr Whippy"
X Link 2023-07-14T16:23Z 11.9K followers, 30.8K engagements
"Keep the wipers on John so we can see where were floating"
X Link 2023-07-09T18:32Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I thought this was Laurence Fox at first. Just imagine"
X Link 2023-07-09T17:52Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Eight minutes to Monday lads"
X Link 2023-07-09T22:53Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"Was he reminding Biden about their plans for the afternoon or something Next youre going to drink your tea which is in that cup. This is a cup holds up cup. Then were off to the NATO meeting which stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organisation"
X Link 2023-07-10T13:00Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"On a hot mic Yeah dont let on that you know me personally. Just say that youre on a day trip to London and you recognise me as your local MP. Then well do a pose on the terrace as if Ive just given you a tour of Parliament. Hang on kid Michael Cricks shouting for me"
X Link 2023-07-11T07:05Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Busy afternoon at the Genius Bar for this overwhelmed trainee"
X Link 2023-07-11T15:58Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Whoah Lock up your daughters fellow NATO members"
X Link 2023-07-11T19:23Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I mean Andersons first show was a world exclusive interview with Tory megacunt Brendan Clarke-Smith where he fed him beans. In episode two he had to interview fellow GB News presenter Michelle Dewberry where he tried to feed her cat food. And this is losing viewers you say"
X Link 2023-07-11T19:45Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"This all looks perfectly safe in the middle of a housing estate"
X Link 2023-07-11T23:34Z 11.9K followers, 20.3K engagements
"I woke up with Supertramps Breakfast in America in my head. Then when I put my boys on the school mini bus this morning it was playing on the radio when they opened the doors"
X Link 2023-07-12T08:32Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@Marmoset_Jones A 200ft pyre in Larne"
X Link 2023-07-12T08:55Z 14K followers, [---] engagements
"@pepeunitedclub @ManUtd Yeah but every year the hope is that things might be better. You've got to have hope In terms of De Gea. a great servant to United for a decade. But he's no good with the ball at his feet and we need a keeper that can play ETH's system. But yes we desperately need a striker"
X Link 2023-07-12T10:38Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Cruellas slapped arse face when Pete Wishart raised the painting over of the childrens murals at an asylum centre. Kemi Badenoch not even listening. No compassion whatsoever on that Tory front bench. #PMQs"
X Link 2023-07-12T11:41Z 14K followers, 56.3K engagements
"@mnrrntt This makes my legs tingle. I just don't get this One slip one misjudged step one unexpected gust of wind. and you're well and truly fucked"
X Link 2023-07-12T15:41Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"This is such bullshit. I recently watched a series about police forensics and practically every week they had to crack a criminals smartphone to extract information from it. It was one bloke sitting at a desk in a Birmingham digital forensics laband he managed it every time"
X Link 2023-07-13T18:42Z 11.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Its Rishis On Tuesday I went to the zoo and saw a flamingoand on Wednesday I had a Calippo and played on the swings achievement thread. Really look forward to these. π«‘"
X Link 2023-07-14T22:58Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Wootton using a familiar tactic here framing the allegations against him as a witch-hunt and a huge conspiracy to take down not just him but GB News. Its straight out of the Trump playbook"
X Link 2023-07-19T22:56Z 10.8K followers, 109.8K engagements
"Look you can disagree with JSO's politics and their methods of protest and you can be pissed off with the disruption to your day. But this is assault in broad daylight and a kick to the head could have been very serious indeed. I hope @metpoliceuk will be looking into this"
X Link 2023-07-19T22:37Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
""Prime Minister I just wondered if you fancied eating this tin of salmon and trout Felix""
X Link 2023-07-19T14:38Z 13.5K followers, [----] engagements
"No Sausage for Old Men"
X Link 2023-07-31T01:02Z 12.7K followers, 98.9K engagements
"Fucking hell whats next Kicking over a Do Not Walk On The Grass sign Standing on the left of an Underground escalator Speaking loudly in a library Just get your strawberries from one of the hundreds of shops that take cash you daft twat"
X Link 2023-07-31T20:13Z 11.9K followers, 52.9K engagements
"@gnickodonnell @SkyNews Amazing how often he talks of foreign dictators (i.e. Putin) when his party has been awash with roubles for years. Not to mention Infosys (from which his wife collects millions of pounds in annual dividends) which was still operating in Moscow as recently as last November"
X Link 2023-07-31T21:52Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@peterjukes I really feel for him. He looked terribly distressed on GB News tonight when he was interviewing Stanley Johnson about Cardi B having earlier been so distressed that he could barely hold his pitchfork when calling for Carol Vorderman to be banned from presenting on the BBC"
X Link 2023-08-01T07:28Z 11.9K followers, 35.8K engagements
"@JDrvr Looks like it. And Infosys (from which Sunaks wife collects millions of pounds in annual dividends) was still operating in Moscow as recently as last November even though they had said they would wind down operations eight months earlier"
X Link 2023-08-01T06:30Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements
"π¨BREAKINGπ¨ Donald Trump has hired Wayne Rooney to play all the parts of his defence team"
X Link 2023-08-02T11:47Z 13.1K followers, 2.2M engagements
"That Rishi pint thing"
X Link 2023-08-02T17:53Z 11.9K followers, 124.1K engagements
"@CaptainQuinn4 @darrengrimes_ Quite the takedown from this Conservative firebrand. π A pathetic hitjob Mate it was [--] minutes on Photoshop to poke fun at a Tory PM. Ive not hacked the mainframe"
X Link 2023-08-02T19:19Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@XRPMythBuster @cctvidiots I would calm it down in my arms"
X Link 2023-08-06T19:50Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Im on holiday so a bit late to this Matt Hancock vid. But hopefully Ive covered how were all feeling"
X Link 2023-08-07T22:45Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"I wish the BBC had gone with Les Denniss full title"
X Link 2023-08-11T08:24Z 10.8K followers, 10.3K engagements
"There isnt a bucket of piss big enough for when these two muppets knock on your door"
X Link 2023-08-12T20:02Z 14.1K followers, 34.7K engagements
"Its a sad life when the only person prepared to join you on your Greek holiday is Calvin Robinson. And possibly Andrew Bridgen"
X Link 2023-08-13T08:31Z 14K followers, 34.9K engagements
"@Ashfromenfield Ha Thats one of my Photoshops from many moons ago"
X Link 2023-08-13T08:46Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Watching this makes my legs feel weird. In short: no fucking way"
X Link 2023-08-13T20:08Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Woke cabal - you absolute fucking clown of a man. Just fuck off with this tiresome woke shit get trounced at the next election then get the fuck out of our lives forever. Such bullshit"
X Link 2023-08-14T00:46Z 13.1K followers, 402.9K engagements
"@JackPosobiec The battery needs changing in your smoke alarm"
X Link 2023-08-16T01:10Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Ah a compassionate man of God speaks with his underbite and a mouthful of allen keys. Fucking prick.ππ»"
X Link 2023-08-19T19:53Z 11.9K followers, 16.1K engagements
"I love the Golden Glove Award. Its like the final act of the a major tournament always involves a fight to the death between a goalkeeper and a cyborg. The victor holds aloft a dismembered hand"
X Link 2023-08-20T14:25Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Mary Earps/Logan Roy"
X Link 2023-08-20T21:09Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Wow. When youre so toxic that even a football league in a country that still carries out mass executions wont take you because of the damage to their public image"
X Link 2023-08-23T09:23Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Rudy youre on mute"
X Link 2023-08-23T22:01Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Live music night at the pub across the road"
X Link 2023-08-26T20:24Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@ManUtd The fact we needed to dig deep and show resolve in only the third game of the season at home to Forest is actually quite worrying. If that wed been up against City Arsenal Liverpool or even Chelsea we would have had our arse handed to us"
X Link 2023-08-27T03:59Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@BBCBreaking Coming from the woman who claimed the Prime Minister tells the truth (when Boris Johnson was PM) history will record Dorries as a servile clown who somehow managed to ascend to a position of influence but had no business being anywhere near political power"
X Link 2023-08-27T07:21Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"That seems low to me"
X Link 2023-09-02T21:30Z 10.7K followers, 23.7K engagements
"I hope the family of this pilot can console themselves with the fact that he died letting your friends know that youre having a girl. Enough of this performative gender reveal shit. Nobody cares"
X Link 2023-09-04T08:03Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@iam_wilsons @Sanchooo10 "ETH is always looking for a scapegoat every season" - are you serious He's had one season and managed to win a domestic cup reach the final of another managed to achieve third place in the Premier League and secured us Champions League football. Join us in the real world"
X Link 2023-09-04T15:52Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Another day another man with an angle grinder working nearby"
X Link 2023-09-06T09:51Z 14K followers, [---] engagements
"Conservative MP Nick Fletcher is calling for a 'Minister for Men'. Of course he is. Remember when he said that having a female Doctor Who drives men to commit crime Absolute plank"
X Link 2023-09-06T10:23Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"215 pounds of pure twat"
X Link 2023-09-06T12:05Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"America is in all kinds of trouble if this gets a foothold and Trump somehow manages to evade justice and reach the White House again"
X Link 2023-09-08T07:38Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The names Bon Yes whatever. Are you the supply teacher covering Year [--] Geography this week"
X Link 2023-09-09T20:57Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Dads at a childrens party with nothing in common and two hours of small talk ahead"
X Link 2023-09-10T17:05Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Breaking news at GB News. (Almost impossible to top the farcical nature of the original. But still more content for the Great Internet Toilet in the Sky.)"
X Link 2023-09-10T19:52Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"If her book is anything like her first speech as Prime Minister at the Tory party conference it should be a real page-turner. π"
X Link 2023-09-10T22:37Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@mnrrntt Is that how he was dressed when he died"
X Link 2023-09-11T08:09Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@mufcMPB Why is Souness even a pundit He despises United and never has a balanced word to say about the club"
X Link 2023-09-11T09:20Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Frothing fascist during the week but fronts a Verve tribute act at the weekends"
X Link 2023-09-11T11:58Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Another gem from the free speech/anti-cancel culture gang of Brexit cretins"
X Link 2023-09-12T15:00Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Steven Gerrard wishing they still did half-time orange slices"
X Link 2023-09-13T15:19Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@hewitson10 @SuellaBraverman @gmpolice Four kicks to the head against a defenceless girl on the ground. She could have fucking killed her. @gmpolice are you for real This is a serious assault not a little fight"
X Link 2023-09-14T12:41Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The state of that audience. π"
X Link 2023-09-15T08:18Z 11.9K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Andrew Sachs settling down to watch Dispatches in heaven"
X Link 2023-09-16T20:01Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Just waiting for Jim Davidson Kim Jong Un Katie Hopkins and that woman who punched a horse to confirm their support. ππ»"
X Link 2023-09-17T10:14Z 11.9K followers, 103.2K engagements
"Im running [--] miles in September for Cancer Research UK. Ive got to head out for a run to do todays miles but I really just want to stay home and cry while holding my painful old knees"
X Link 2023-09-17T11:20Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Alex Turner rehearsing for tomorrows Arctic Monkeys gig"
X Link 2023-09-17T14:47Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"If anyones interested in hearing what two men charged with rape human trafficking and forming an organised crime group to sexually exploit women think about the Russell Brand story GB News has it covered"
X Link 2023-09-17T20:38Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The Famileighs elderly neighbour has had enough"
X Link 2023-09-17T22:26Z 11.9K followers, 362.8K engagements
"@Otto_English GB News has also turned the Brand affair into a BBC-only crisis"
X Link 2023-09-18T07:34Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"No it literally happened on your watch you fucking clown"
X Link 2023-09-18T10:27Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"So before she was a journalist she applied for a job with MI6 but wasnt successful OK thanks for confirming that the UKs foreign intelligence service isnt involved in the Russell Brand thing. Maybe have a Night Nurse and go back to bed"
X Link 2023-09-19T07:49Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A force for good - A FORCE FOR FUCKING GOOD He actually said that Rupert Murdoch was a force for good in the world Of all the shit this blathering prick has come out with over the years this is THE most batshit one yet. Fucking hell"
X Link 2023-09-22T16:29Z 11.9K followers, 76.4K engagements
"Just watched video of a protest by XL Bully owners"
X Link 2023-09-24T07:23Z 14K followers, 11.8K engagements
"Goodbye America. Im sorry but if this poll becomes a reality you sort of deserve everything you get. Fucking hell what are you thinking"
X Link 2023-09-24T15:24Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements
"@OccupyDemocrats Sue her and destroy her"
X Link 2023-09-24T19:33Z 13.9K followers, [---] engagements
"@thequentinletts In [----] it was reported that Rashford had donated 20m to charities which equated to 125% of his personal worth.He also topped the Sunday Times Giving List at the age of [--]. What the fuck have you ever done for anyone you sneering little shit"
X Link 2023-09-25T09:03Z 10.8K followers, 76.8K engagements
"This would have been the perfect opportunity to allow the T-1000 to perform the investiture ceremony"
X Link 2023-09-27T22:01Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
""Branded a disgrace". by Darren Grimes and four Twitter users apparently"
X Link 2023-09-28T13:31Z 11.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Laurence Fox has his say on the Hadrian's Wall Sycamore Gap tree. #GoWokeGoBroke"
X Link 2023-09-28T17:54Z 11.9K followers, 21.7K engagements
"I remember masturbating a lot at [--]. Doing something mindless and terrible like this never crossed my mind"
X Link 2023-09-28T18:42Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Rumours of a Rishi Sunak press conference today where he'll lay out his "plan for motorists". I'm sure they will have been working hard on the podium slogans"
X Link 2023-09-29T11:29Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Really When the fuck did this happen in reality beyond your bullshit exclusive poll Daily Mail"
X Link 2023-09-29T23:19Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Hes going to ruin his documentary for everyone if he keeps revealing details of the unseen footage from the past [--] years"
X Link 2023-09-30T01:32Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
"The audience is a bit threadbare at the Tory Party Conference. Its a shame for this guy whos giving it his all"
X Link 2023-10-01T22:04Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"The queue to see Liz Truss"
X Link 2023-10-02T11:02Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Such a powerful Tory slogan when delivered the right way. #CPC23"
X Link 2023-10-02T12:14Z 13.1K followers, 413.8K engagements
"We need more GB News #CPC2023"
X Link 2023-10-02T13:31Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"@KevinASchofield Was the clown car on the other side of the Land Rover Discovery"
X Link 2023-10-02T16:19Z 13.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Look I'm not one to recycle old content for cheap likes and retweets but isn't that just Wayne Rooney dressed as Jesus π§"
X Link 2023-10-03T09:24Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"How long is the Conservative Party Conference going on for Because Im not sure I can take much more"
X Link 2023-10-03T13:09Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"My whacky conspiracy theory after watching Farage party with the Tories this week is that hell join the Conservatives and ultimately become leader in [----] when Rishi is ousted. Then their transformation into UKIP will be complete"
X Link 2023-10-03T18:53Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"If anyone wants to meet for a coffee later before rampaging through town in a frenzied search for fresh meat please DM me"
X Link 2023-10-04T07:38Z 12.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Not wishing to sound too cynical but if the North Midlands and rest of the country see this money at all I wonder how many transport projects will involve Infosys in some way"
X Link 2023-10-04T12:56Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I spent the whole of September running [--] miles to raise money for cancer research and raised just short of [---]. This cosplay cunt has already amassed over [-----] for his woe is me cancel culture grift. Unbelievable"
X Link 2023-10-04T22:35Z 11.9K followers, 10.3K engagements
"This Kay Burley interview with Mark Harper shows how MPs are basically trained to just repeat key phrases like suited automatons. "Big decision" Took the decision on Tuesday approved by Cabinet on Wednesday morning and announced by the PM at the conference repeat. repeat"
X Link 2023-10-05T08:29Z 11.9K followers, 14.4K engagements
"Private jet and a Beano word search. Perfect way to start the day"
X Link 2023-10-06T21:34Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"He's fucked off with his Steak Bake. Miserable twat"
X Link 2023-10-09T11:23Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A breaking news joke about Holly Willoughby quitting this morning which does NOT show a real nuclear explosion. (Given the state of the world I felt some snappy context was required here.)"
X Link 2023-10-11T08:42Z 11.9K followers, 12.7K engagements
"Great content Rishi Keep it up #socialmedia #cool #downwiththekids #TikTok #hashtag"
X Link 2023-10-12T10:04Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I was holding my [--] yr old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub I started to quietly tear up. She couldnt see my face and I didnt make a sound but she said Dont cry. Im the Scatman"
X Link 2023-10-12T21:40Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
"For the good of my mental health I didnt watch #bbcqt tonight. But this shot of Yvette Cooper listening to Victoria Atkins dribbling on sort of captures the vibe"
X Link 2023-10-12T23:04Z 11.4K followers, 28.4K engagements
"The absolute fucking state of this. The warm welcome of a Trump-supporting election denier who offers thoughts and prayers after mass shootings and who pissed off to Cancn while his home state suffered power outages and freezing temps in [----]. His ideas arent worth shit"
X Link 2023-10-14T17:37Z 11.9K followers, [----] engagements
"@Nigel_Farage Still not deleted this eh Even though the Met have confirmed that he was arrested for no such thing. You daft prick"
X Link 2023-10-15T15:01Z 10.7K followers, [---] engagements
"These two fucking clowns havent been caught giggling on a hidden camera. Theyre sitting on the front bench in the House of Commons where there have been cameras for over [--] years. All they had to do was sit there solemnly and quietly. But they dont give a shit"
X Link 2023-10-16T20:36Z 11.9K followers, 69.6K engagements
"Mossad one of the world's leading intelligence services didn't foresee the attack by Hamas. But sure Layla Moran's family in Gaza might have picked up "the word on the street" and known about it in advance. What the actual FUCK"
X Link 2023-10-17T10:15Z 11.9K followers, 26.6K engagements
"Congratulations to disgraced former Prime Minister and habitual liar Boris Johnson on his appointment to the advisory board of the International Democracy Union. (They must have missed that bit when you unlawfully suspended Parliament.)"
X Link 2023-10-19T07:44Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm sorry but if you make a stupid fucking video like this before a single vote has been counted then it deserves to exist on the Internet forever. And yes it's absolutely fine to feel schadenfreude rushing through your veins. #TamworthByelection"
X Link 2023-10-20T10:15Z 10.7K followers, 56.4K engagements
"Thats the whole problem Nads. The Tories have never given the country a worthy leader. Just a series of incompetent arseholes voted in by a few hundred thousand other Tory arseholes"
X Link 2023-10-20T18:08Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Greg outside of Greggs"
X Link 2023-10-21T10:56Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Rehearsals have already begun for the reveal of the new Prime Minister after the next Tory leadership election"
X Link 2023-10-21T17:53Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Over [-----] likes for a recycled four-year-old image with a young people today narrative. How do we know the old guy didnt stand up because his stop was approaching and offered his seat to the bloke with the phone It reminds of that Points of view Guardian ad from the 80s"
X Link 2023-10-21T22:24Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Its called autumn snowflakes"
X Link 2023-10-22T08:23Z 10.7K followers, 171.9K engagements
"The worst childrens theme park water ride of all time"
X Link 2023-10-22T09:52Z 10.7K followers, 20.3K engagements
"The Earth is hungry for climate change deniers"
X Link 2023-10-22T12:06Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I wish this Instagram influencer would fuck off out of my back garden"
X Link 2023-10-22T20:02Z 10.7K followers, 14.6K engagements
"The flag of Flag of So Tom and Prncipe. Who's next We've got loads to get through. The flag of England. https://t.co/ZuCE8KBATy The flag of England. https://t.co/ZuCE8KBATy"
X Link 2023-10-24T09:44Z 13.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Women who have slept with more than three men will not I repeat NOT be allowed to be trafficked and sexually exploited by my organised crime group"
X Link 2023-10-24T11:25Z 10.8K followers, 160.5K engagements
"What the fuck Loz"
X Link 2023-10-24T12:22Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"A supposed 'news' channel framing this story with "dreaded" face masks. Any whiff of impartiality over at the BBC and these cunts are all over it. But absolutely fine for them to report this with their clear anti-mask bias"
X Link 2023-10-24T13:24Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Sophy Ridge really is an exceptional interviewer. Tory MPs just want to drop a few a divisive soundbites about immigration then run. But she never lets them. She always gets them to elaborate on their comments and they HATE that "Where's the data to support that" Superb"
X Link 2023-10-25T08:52Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I wonder if this was the moment the idea of The One Show was born"
X Link 2023-10-25T09:32Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Thrse Coffey Head of Weather Operations"
X Link 2023-10-25T16:10Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Just having a little drink to celebrate the one hundredth time these two have appeared in my timeline"
X Link 2023-10-26T12:34Z 10.7K followers, 52.7K engagements
"Thoughts and prayers from this cunt for the families of the [--] people shot to death in Maine"
X Link 2023-10-26T13:58Z 10.7K followers, 12K engagements
"Pretty much every Tory MP on here has spent the day desperately pushing the Rachel Reeves Wikipedia thing as if its somehow going to save them from being annihilated at the next election"
X Link 2023-10-27T00:29Z 10.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Why is Nigel Farage on my radio dribbling on about being 'de-banked' Look mate they just think you're a racist twat who's played a massive role in destroying this country so maybe they didn't want your business. Simple"
X Link 2023-10-27T08:36Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Yeah the problem is the human heart. Especially when a white hot bullet tears through it and you bleed out on the floor of a high school corridor bar bowling alley cinema church convenience store etc. Just out of interest when WILL it be time to talk about legislation"
X Link 2023-10-27T13:59Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Just Stop Oil taking direct action to another level"
X Link 2023-10-27T14:21Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I wonder if it might be quicker for GB News to suspend Boris Johnson now rather than wait for the inevitable investigation into some wrongdoing or other"
X Link 2023-10-27T16:51Z 10.8K followers, 10.4K engagements
"This racist prick (who I hope will never set foot in another football ground as long as he lives) acting like this in front of children in the crowd. If I was that boys dad I wouldnt be smiling about it. Absolutely shameful behaviour"
X Link 2023-10-28T18:40Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Some good news on that racist piece of shit football fan"
X Link 2023-10-28T19:06Z 10.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Using only a GIF describe yourself at a party"
X Link 2023-10-28T19:35Z 10.7K followers, 18.7K engagements
"Hes incredibly lucky the former Special Forces instructors didnt leap over the desk and rip his windpipe out with their bare hands"
X Link 2023-10-28T19:43Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Sorry what did you say lockdown party boy It sounded like you were trying to fucking lecture us on morality"
X Link 2023-10-29T20:30Z 10.8K followers, 25.1K engagements
"I've just seen that ice hockey accident from Saturday and I really wish I hadn't. Tragic"
X Link 2023-10-30T11:29Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Incredible footage of a poltergeist terrorising passengers on a cruise ship"
X Link 2023-10-30T15:38Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Nigel Farage enters the #ImACeleb camp and introduces himself to the other contestants"
X Link 2023-10-31T08:33Z 10.8K followers, 133K engagements
"Its also a dating app"
X Link 2023-10-31T09:09Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"At some point in his life Dowdens spine slithered out of his arse like giant tapeworm and fucked off somewhere. Hes such a wet weekend"
X Link 2023-11-01T08:57Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Everything coming out of the #covidinquiry is beyond awful but this one has really hit me. I remember watching news footage of the situation in Italy in the early days of the pandemic and it looked like hell on Earth in their overrun hospitals. But they were laughing. Laughing"
X Link 2023-11-01T14:12Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Hair dryer up the nose Injecting bleach Seriously the pandemic couldnt have hit at a worst time with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the show in the UK and US"
X Link 2023-11-01T14:15Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@dickybets365 @AliceTalksFooty What Howe can achieve with modest resources Are you serious Newcastle are one of the richest clubs in the world and outspent every team in Europe in last years January transfer window. The club is awash with Saudi money. Theres absolutely nothing modest about his resources"
X Link 2023-11-01T23:42Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements
"YES My Alpha brethren ππ»πͺπ»ππ»"
X Link 2023-11-02T13:30Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Sam Coates accurate summing up of the Sunak/Musk interview in three seconds"
X Link 2023-11-03T08:38Z 13.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Its quite the bucket list. π Step on a guide dogs tail π Pack desperate people off to Rwanda πππ»"
X Link 2023-11-03T21:33Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Chelsea headhunter doesnt mean hes a well-respected talent-finder in the business world. It means hes a violent football hooligan. And Top Boy doesnt mean hes a stand up guy it means hes a leader among violent football hooligans. The Tories are mobilising these nutjobs"
X Link 2023-11-04T18:44Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"Its funny because becoming a Tory MP is also a lifestyle choice that causes nuisance and distress to people and blights our communities"
X Link 2023-11-04T20:51Z 14K followers, [----] engagements
"π¨BREAKINGπ¨ Emergency workers are on the scene trying to recover Lee Anderson from the wreckage of a community centre after he collapsed under the weight of his oversized lapel poppy. More to follow"
X Link 2023-11-05T20:45Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I just wanted a steak bake mate. Can you stop sexually assaulting it"
X Link 2023-11-05T23:09Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@UnitedStandMUFC @planetfaz Such bullshit. Casemiro was on fire last season when the team reached two cup finals (winning one) and achieved a third place finish in the Premier League. No one was questioning his ability to manage 'big name' players then because the results were to your liking"
X Link 2023-11-06T10:36Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@UnitedStandMUFC @planetfaz ETH hasn't come up from non-league football to try his hand in the Premier League. Whether or not you rate the Dutch league he managed Ajax - undeniably a big European club - for five years and they were incredible. If you're 'Ten Hag Out' - fine but enough with this shit"
X Link 2023-11-06T10:40Z 10.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Good Morning Britain producer searching for suitable guests to discuss climate change and the environmental protest movement. Yep hes the one. Get Mike Parry on the blower"
X Link 2023-11-06T11:09Z 10.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Wheres your fucking poppy mate"
X Link 2023-11-06T20:25Z 10.9K followers, 84.7K engagements
"A painting depicting the Suffragette movement - no Esther. The painting depicts the goddess Venus and her son Cupid. The painting was slashed by suffragette Mary Richardson in [----]. I mean theyre just minor details. Not important"
X Link 2023-11-07T08:49Z 10.8K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Charlotte Owen having a fucking lovely day out π"
X Link 2023-11-07T13:35Z 10.8K followers, 51.6K engagements
"I know lots of other people have already officially observed Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day but this remains the funniest account of that legendary press conference"
X Link 2023-11-07T14:28Z 11.9K followers, 229K engagements
"Forgive my cynicism but I think a riot at the Cenotaph is EXACTLY what the Mail is trying to engineer. I don't buy their hand-wringing concern for a second"
X Link 2023-11-08T09:03Z 10.9K followers, 79.5K engagements
"@ValvRmfc - He didn't "kick out" Ronaldo; he engineered his own exit with the Piers Morgan interview - He got ONE of the strikers he wanted - The club failed to get rid of the midfielders he DIDN'T want - He didn't get the defender he wanted (Bayern Munich did). He got a 35-year old"
X Link 2023-11-09T10:33Z 10.8K followers, [---] engagements
"No one has got rid of dads you unbelievable idiot Advertising reflects that modern families come in all shapes and sizes. Maybe the dad died or walked out on them. Maybe hes working through Xmas in a job with unsociable hours. Do you want a fucking origin story"
X Link 2023-11-10T12:19Z 10.9K followers, 126.1K engagements
"It wouldnt surprise me if the occupants were still inside. Fucking heartless"
X Link 2023-11-10T17:26Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Wrapped in the flag chomping at the bit for a fight and chanting INGER-LAND INGER-LAND INGER-LAND like the fucking hooligans they are. Its what the fallen would have wanted"
X Link 2023-11-11T12:41Z 10.9K followers, 20.2K engagements
"Tommeh and his acolytes just exude trouble"
X Link 2023-11-11T13:23Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Martin Daubney having a nice quiet weekend with some pals. π«‘"
X Link 2023-11-11T17:10Z 13.1K followers, 1.1M engagements
"Why are we always the bad guys Deano We just came here in defence of the realm. Hold me"
X Link 2023-11-12T04:34Z 10.9K followers, 55.5K engagements
"Hey @ITV Dont stop at Farage If youve got any money left why not give these lads a lucrative pay day and fly them to Australia to gnaw through a kangaroos rim. Great entertainment (if youre a morally bankrupt channel)"
X Link 2023-11-12T21:01Z 10.9K followers, 18.8K engagements
"Bless Darren Grimes' hopeless optimism about Suella Braverman's future. What a fucking muppet"
X Link 2023-11-13T15:20Z 10.9K followers, 11.1K engagements
"It wont happen but imagine how awesome it would be if @antanddec just walked off the show in protest at Farages involvement whos using his appearance to connect with a younger audience. Even better if the other celebrities did the same. Fuck this show. Turn it off"
X Link 2023-11-13T23:19Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Minister for Saying This Kind of Shit With A Straight Face"
X Link 2023-11-14T07:52Z 10.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Whats a perfect album that came out when you were 21"
X Link 2023-11-15T22:40Z 11.3K followers, 17.2K engagements
"Well if you think the country is going to stand idly by while the Tories install a sixth Prime Minister in seven years youre sadly mistaken. The country wont allow it. The Tories will have to call a General Election but they will be destroyed before Suella ever seizes power"
X Link 2023-11-16T02:10Z 11.2K followers, [----] engagements
"A dramatic reading of Quentin Letts front page story about Rishi Sunak. #stoptheboats"
X Link 2023-11-16T09:38Z 11.3K followers, 10.2K engagements
"All shits and giggles. But how on Earth is it allowed for Fabricant to basically use his position to deliver a [--] second advert for GB News in the Commons"
X Link 2023-11-16T10:15Z 11.3K followers, 38.2K engagements
"Quick rant. (Sorry this is all over the place but I had to get it off my chest.)"
X Link 2023-11-16T14:07Z 11.4K followers, 100.3K engagements
"You altar boy go and get the nit comb"
X Link 2023-11-16T18:58Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
"I abhor violence I really do. That said I would pay good money to see this little YouTube prick put on his arse in the most humiliating way imaginable"
X Link 2023-11-16T20:55Z 11.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Could we knife the migrant boats What about using drones that release bees Maybe we could let hundreds of XL Bullies loose on the beaches Limited nuclear strikes Anyone Anyone #bbcqt"
X Link 2023-11-16T23:03Z 11.3K followers, 136.8K engagements
"@curator_of_cats Thank you I usually just post a load of nonsense"
X Link 2023-11-17T10:17Z 11.9K followers, [---] engagements
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