# ![@_Dooofenshmirtz Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3138071614.png) @_Dooofenshmirtz Musa Kwano.

Musa Kwano. posts on X about nigeria, in the, night, sudan the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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- [--] Week [-----] -87%
- [--] Month [------] -88%
- [--] Months [-------] +1,542%
- [--] Year [-------] +1,392%

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- [--] Week [--] +129%
- [--] Month [--] +50%
- [--] Months [--] +68%
- [--] Year [---] +233%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::3138071614/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.32%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.45%
- [--] Months [-----] +6.50%
- [--] Year [-----] +15%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [finance](/list/finance)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [products](/list/products)  [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[nigeria](/topic/nigeria), [in the](/topic/in-the), [night](/topic/night), [sudan](/topic/sudan), [sai](/topic/sai), [niger](/topic/niger), [fa](/topic/fa), [health](/topic/health), [if you](/topic/if-you), [money](/topic/money)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@Eslawal Kai ka raina mu ne kwai sai kje kayi solo kazo kace mana wai baka cin abinci dayawa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1660251805811458050)  2023-05-21T11:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Agreed women find small people cute and adorable👌🏽👍🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1690608894211461120)  2023-08-13T06:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@zakariya_umarr Now you see why i said hes my Player to watch this season ba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1690775073160880128)  2023-08-13T17:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Meanwhile wolf and his babe 🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1692616525658599585)  2023-08-18T19:16Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements


"@friedcappuccino Me and you who dey chop pass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1706755112369029532)  2023-09-26T19:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@UsmanTune Zaka ganni nes game week 🙃"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1709427637943144475)  2023-10-04T04:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"They see flexing mental instability as being cool. When they say speak up it is to a professional and your close ones who can help you get a solution not seek random peoples validation on social media that wont fix anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1716042254161211823)  2023-10-22T10:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Why would any sane person go there una dey amaze me ooo😕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1718023620440596586)  2023-10-27T21:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont want to know sef Allah sa kudin indomie da kwai ya dawo 150"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1720526164471525437)  2023-11-03T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"They dont know much about your personal life just that your picture wey your head resemble maltesers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1721493090827907354)  2023-11-06T11:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Na for group e dey happen never for TL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1726345243807904160)  2023-11-19T21:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kaine Shanun ai😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1728113236854100145)  2023-11-24T18:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Khx_11x Ill bring my arsenal 😊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1728922830916792538)  2023-11-26T23:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@HalimaSadiq_ Small rejection una dey vex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1730217351906312306)  2023-11-30T13:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tun jiya ake passing wannan user din😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1730361741077303779)  2023-11-30T23:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You get woman voice you dey act like woman you come dey drive like woman on top. Ka samu matsala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1730530417508225351)  2023-12-01T10:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"These man asked me to explain the Krebs cycle i didnt know when I burst out laughing 🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1731726164094263727)  2023-12-04T17:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hamstring dai two months before i could walk properly another month before I started running again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1731776939851993542)  2023-12-04T20:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ahh abun ma harda su luton 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1732450321073389687)  2023-12-06T17:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Gaya masu dai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1733918306061398214)  2023-12-10T18:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@__yellows @UmarZubyr Wai waye wannan Grok din"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1737132186845827481)  2023-12-19T15:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@continental_jr @Enezator Bata cin Gishiri ne sosai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1737525485536780664)  2023-12-20T17:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hear me out 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1737699936441958548)  2023-12-21T05:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Anytime drug dey make you feel nauseous just smoke small weed everything go set 👍🏽. Doctors is it alright to temporarily discontinue drugs if theyre making one feel nauseous Doctors is it alright to temporarily discontinue drugs if theyre making one feel nauseous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1739822435032002959)  2023-12-27T01:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This thing dey sweet me. 😁 Tinubu Suspends Halima Shehu As NSIPA National Coordinator https://t.co/J79ZEAezMM https://t.co/NjL0oiFoU1 Tinubu Suspends Halima Shehu As NSIPA National Coordinator https://t.co/J79ZEAezMM https://t.co/NjL0oiFoU1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742150896614572122)  2024-01-02T11:48Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@_halimahamza Cotonou Niger &Chad are also countries shaa be specific"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1742702841570152805)  2024-01-04T00:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Na why anybody wey i hear dey talk say Nigeria go better i go just laugh am😂😂😭 mistakenly 2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1743155249911587221)  2024-01-05T06:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Me wey dey buy fuel mostly from your fueling stations ko 10litres bako taba bani ba. 😐 Hello @_Debbie_OA we love your amazing love story and we would like to gift you a free [------] PMS voucher redeemable at any of our 900+ retail stations nationwide. This will ensure that Mummy Zee has #EnergyforToday and #EnergyforTomorrow. We have just followed you. Please Hello @_Debbie_OA we love your amazing love story and we would like to gift you a free [------] PMS voucher redeemable at any of our 900+ retail stations nationwide. This will ensure that Mummy Zee has #EnergyforToday and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743687171997872363)  2024-01-06T17:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@Doctorah__Afaf I have a clipper and i am 20mins away🙃 just say it and Ill be there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743774186693181911)  2024-01-06T23:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Immigration officers ake ce masu😂😂😂 Why does every beautiful girl have an ugly friend 😭 Why does every beautiful girl have an ugly friend 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1744434847441997853)  2024-01-08T19:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Innalillahi wainna ilahirrajiuun I lost my younger brother Ibrahim (hanif) this night. I solicit for prayers for him Allah ya jikansa da Rahma Allah yasa karahen wahalar kenan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744474839572754891)  2024-01-08T21:43Z [----] followers, 95.4K engagements


"Had the privilege to bathe and prepare my brother for burial. May the Angels of Allah welcome you with open arms. May you rest in peace Allah ya Jikanka da Rahma. Sai mun zo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744636743276454051)  2024-01-09T08:26Z [----] followers, 52.4K engagements


"If you think you made sense in thi you didnt you want to be of help Tag all the FPROs for people to know them not that theyll be of any help but it wouldve seemed like you know your job. I came across a post from Sarki @Waspapping_ an Arewa influencer stating that you hardly see PRO Lagos @BenHundeyin responding to security issues affecting the north. Let me categorically state that Police Public Relations Officers have areas of jurisdiction except for the https://t.co/BiPBSVcwWA I came across a post from Sarki @Waspapping_ an Arewa influencer stating that you hardly see PRO Lagos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746472232371519729)  2024-01-14T10:00Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"For more context; 100m Zimbabwe currency 🤗 You dont have the money to bring me to Abuja bro From 1k to 100m I have it in my account. So you cant You dont have the money to bring me to Abuja bro From 1k to 100m I have it in my account. So you cant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1746547063188299777)  2024-01-14T14:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JAMEEL_YH Network ne daman matsalai yanzu a sa mana starlink kawai 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1747904685938282643)  2024-01-18T08:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Black people amaze me soo what if they shout monkey chants on you. Opposition fans will always try to get in your head one way or the other. I once heard fans shouting to Gerrard that his son is mot even his son. Yall ancestors were caged for years ffs🫵🏽😂😂 ❤✊🏾 Mike Maignan: We cant play football like this. At the first goal kick I heard monkey chants and I didnt say anything. Second goal kick they did it again so I called the bench and fourth referee. There needs to be very harsh sanctions. Just talking does nothing. https://t.co/i4ACGmuTp4 ❤✊🏾 Mike Maignan: We cant play football like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1748967631342755995)  2024-01-21T07:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Abdulsamad_5 Kuma kuji abunda mukaji😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1749339084646965568)  2024-01-22T07:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dr_Muhammaduu @khalifarabiu Even Ali Nuhu dey learn work from him😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1751476592470020478)  2024-01-28T05:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Soo because if your one baby they should risk the well being of other babies in the NICU dey play 🫵🏽😂😂 Wllhi I wont even stay to drag this with you 😂😂 VIDEO: Outrage as UCH Ibadan rejects sick newborn baby over mothers refusal to remove her Niqab The University College Hospital (UCH) Ibadan has reportedly rejected a sick newborn baby over the mothers refusal to remove her #niqab (veil). Watch Hijab Niqab Saudi Gtbank https://t.co/8LLrYHJW4c VIDEO: Outrage as UCH Ibadan rejects sick newborn baby over mothers refusal to remove her Niqab The University College Hospital (UCH) Ibadan has"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1753649376315007262)  2024-02-03T05:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Morgan Freeman🙌🏽🙌🏽😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1753721087823696321)  2024-02-03T10:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Duk ku gama zage zagen Boda na nan na jiranku😂😂😂😂😂😂😂gobe Monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1756803430759252358)  2024-02-11T22:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ill only buy this if they complete the Abuj-kaduna- Niger road is not me thatll be breaking Tyre every week. Mercedes Benz CLS450 [----] [--------] https://t.co/GtoAU30RIM Mercedes Benz CLS450 [----] [--------] https://t.co/GtoAU30RIM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1758624249604878804)  2024-02-16T22:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kamoshii😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1758629613226369361)  2024-02-16T23:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@abbatiee_ Aah Tafiyar Tinubu akeyi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1760005501234950368)  2024-02-20T18:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Good luck Boda 😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1760203213821620710)  2024-02-21T07:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@abbacious_ Nifa ban iya gayu ba i dey chop like Shamsu😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1760208613115625593)  2024-02-21T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Theres no smooth road like this in the whole of Niger state. This could be us but you have craze in your head 🫢 https://t.co/eP2DwfhX9S This could be us but you have craze in your head 🫢 https://t.co/eP2DwfhX9S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1762937608202519019)  2024-02-28T20:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Katsina have one of the best roads in Nigeria and Ive been in and around Niger state. I have bragging rights You are from katsina please rest. You are from katsina please rest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1762946083561377926)  2024-02-28T21:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ami_na_tuu Kin bani kunya matsoraciya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1764630386523373729)  2024-03-04T12:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Shifa gayennan yanaso yaga ana wahala😂😂 Tinubu Has Performed Very Well - Buhari https://t.co/RXU9dxTJFF https://t.co/PHLpSzq706 Tinubu Has Performed Very Well - Buhari https://t.co/RXU9dxTJFF https://t.co/PHLpSzq706"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1767394832635384163)  2024-03-12T03:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@itz_arbdul Wai yaushe ma suka rabu😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1771566427956220100)  2024-03-23T15:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Seeing my Dad at the Masjid today without Ibrahim besides him just seemed somehow Allah has his ways of things and Alhmdllh. Allahumma Gafir li Ibrahim Warhamhu Warhamna baada. Taqabalallahu minna Waminkum🫶🏽❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1777948594466640012)  2024-04-10T06:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"GRWM to go chop their papa🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1782652083155398885)  2024-04-23T06:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Theres me with none So everyone is exposing their own bullies.😂😂😂 So everyone is exposing their own bullies.😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1782902389155995744)  2024-04-23T22:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Nan zaayi ta fa. I dont think Ill apologize at that age kai nasha wahala saboda taurin kai fa😭😭😭😭 Lookat her ugly face dan Allah Sorry isnt enough she supposed to be beaten muguwa azzaluma heartless thing😡 https://t.co/MOhmEnBXA6 Lookat her ugly face dan Allah Sorry isnt enough she supposed to be beaten muguwa azzaluma heartless thing😡 https://t.co/MOhmEnBXA6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1783016729175548182)  2024-04-24T06:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Spontaneous labour and delivery within 30mins. If a patient takes rifampin [---] mg with oral contraceptives what will happen 🤔 If a patient takes rifampin [---] mg with oral contraceptives what will happen 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1791551235989897345)  2024-05-17T19:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mvccido_szn Just checked again it looks more like gidan Madawaki not my ours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1791602540863197382)  2024-05-17T22:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@abbacious_ Kai rufe mana baki a Nigeria muke fa 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1794332416355733538)  2024-05-25T11:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"To bara na tai nayi bacci"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1794343979087188096)  2024-05-25T12:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Nupe people and steeze Lmao you must be high on something 😂😂😂 With all your steeze you be Nupe. With all your steeze you be Nupe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1798794901301416197)  2024-06-06T19:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Juat imagine if its that black monkey that plays for Real Madrid well jot hear the end of it. Ive said it and Ill say it again theres not like racism in football. Just banter and dark humor but the black players always wNts to make it seems like theyre being singled out. Is this also banter https://t.co/1UPk71G0aM Is this also banter https://t.co/1UPk71G0aM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1801077142156923340)  2024-06-13T02:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Gausi Twitter came through this Eid my favorite people for real this eid 🫶🏽❤❤. Jiki duk kyau😮💨😮💨 #Sunuselfietabaski2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1802840528222130455)  2024-06-17T23:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This one ate too much rubbish during Eid😂😂 Bubbles from the abdomen. What has happened here https://t.co/5QsFMrYXmQ Bubbles from the abdomen. What has happened here https://t.co/5QsFMrYXmQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1802859912235786636)  2024-06-18T00:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Im sure this brother NOSE what is going on in Odanz head🥲👀. Friday https://t.co/oolMGHs216 Friday https://t.co/oolMGHs216"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1806827781335982296)  2024-06-28T23:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Told my cousin this har yanzu bata mun magana😂😂 Putting your children in an Islamic school does not mean you retire from parenting Putting your children in an Islamic school does not mean you retire from parenting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1813652981356892298)  2024-07-17T19:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kina wasa da yan Social media ba😂😂 I see people saying maybe its coping mechanism or we grieve differently it isnt even that tbh shes alive and she has to live what other options are there She should drown in misery She should delete you from her WhatsApp 🙄 I see people saying maybe its coping mechanism or we grieve differently it isnt even that tbh shes alive and she has to live what other options are there She should drown in misery She should delete you from her WhatsApp 🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1813831812420157530)  2024-07-18T07:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Birthday boy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Ill make it a personal project to campaign against this man inshaAllah come [----]. Kaiii"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1820038975119073478)  2024-08-04T10:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The 2nd thing Tinubu did after removal of subsidy is retiring the generals then promote and appoint his loyalists incase it got to situations like this😂😂😂 Youths are now openly calling for military take over of power in Nigeria. Tinubu please heed to some demand and save the democracy some of us fought for in the 90s. We cannot afford going back to the dark days this young men making the call were mostly not even born [----]. https://t.co/L0kHtrME3j Youths are now openly calling for military take over of power in Nigeria. Tinubu please heed to some demand and save the democracy some of us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1820456217418117134)  2024-08-05T13:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dan Bello is right again. Lmao 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1820497969013248038)  2024-08-05T16:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A Nigeria kike fa🫵🏽😂😂 In a normal country this will raise a serious concern Because it is a serious thing In a normal country this will raise a serious concern Because it is a serious thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1823822560464896392)  2024-08-14T20:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@M_walidys Ta haya ai no be me go follow the queue 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1824562173646901346)  2024-08-16T21:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@aeesha_bagudu Ai dayake kin ganmu da nono a kirji"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1828922071885263155)  2024-08-28T22:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ai ba kai ka siyanmana wayan ba I hate it when i call people and they dont pick and they don't return the call i go just delete your number rubbish I hate it when i call people and they dont pick and they don't return the call i go just delete your number rubbish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1829203853176078755)  2024-08-29T17:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"States going through any natural disasters right now wllhi all the state governors were given money from the NEMA account to tackle ongoing disasters. I confirmed this yesterday Hold your state governors accountable this time around not FG. What did they do with the money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1833419882039239016)  2024-09-10T08:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dan shegiya ne Was Jackson unlucky or just poor finishing today❓ https://t.co/vjYYkd53Nq Was Jackson unlucky or just poor finishing today❓ https://t.co/vjYYkd53Nq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1840085024562880798)  2024-09-28T17:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"NMA and GHKT are dragging on who I will play for they have no idea how washed i am now 🤭🤭. E go shock whoever is unfortunate to have me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1845047835974389867)  2024-10-12T10:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Mata kenan you don find someone that is willing to settle with you but you feel your career is above marriage. Sai anyi magan kuce ai mijin bai zo ba. What do you people want I want to send my people but you have to quit your job first. Coming from someone that doesnt give me shishi . I want to send my people but you have to quit your job first. Coming from someone that doesnt give me shishi "  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1856046750588408139)  2024-11-11T18:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"He reminds me of my self in Sudan 🙂🙂 Cucurella is every manager's dream. Arguably the best left-back in the league. Imagine playing LCB and attacking wide and narrow mixing it up to keep the team's balance. His tactical application is very high level. Also his decision making on the ball is very underrated. One https://t.co/UhmsFcuO9E Cucurella is every manager's dream. Arguably the best left-back in the league. Imagine playing LCB and attacking wide and narrow mixing it up to keep the team's balance. His tactical application is very high level. Also his decision making on the ball is very"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1863600667035681102)  2024-12-02T15:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Metronidazole in pregnancy i need more than just a chart on twitter to be convinced. Antibiotic Counselling points https://t.co/VX3Ga5NVv3 Antibiotic Counselling points https://t.co/VX3Ga5NVv3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1875917500267065651)  2025-01-05T14:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@6_anfield Me and you both watched him at ManU. We all saw where he always started"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1879632635129196811)  2025-01-15T20:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MrZoubee @6_anfield Wllhi you joining this conversation with Dalot says everything about your football perception 😂😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1879640652008583656)  2025-01-15T21:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Wai Sarki ne haka da Shegen surutu kamar tsohuwar jawara. Tinubus govt getting some things wrong but I dont want to help them Sanusi https://t.co/3lYe0AHsmC Tinubus govt getting some things wrong but I dont want to help them Sanusi https://t.co/3lYe0AHsmC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1879954041339523250)  2025-01-16T18:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Cristiano Ronaldo😭😂😂😂 🚨 Jhon Duran will travel over 500KM a day to train with Al-Nassr. 😱🛫 The Colombian striker insisted on living in the neighbouring state of Bahrain with his girlfriend. This is because in Saudi Arabia you are not allowed by law to live with your partner unless you are https://t.co/neAKCp1e5c 🚨 Jhon Duran will travel over 500KM a day to train with Al-Nassr. 😱🛫 The Colombian striker insisted on living in the neighbouring state of Bahrain with his girlfriend. This is because in Saudi Arabia you are not allowed by law to live with your partner unless you are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1887160216732529003)  2025-02-05T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I have a better face card than what i am seeing here.kuma daga Dettol sai ruwan panpo😂 Define "face card" Define "face card""  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1902803698415440351)  2025-03-20T19:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Everyone showed up for Eid like its the Met Gala againdripped out and blessed up. ✨🫶🏽 To those who truly nailed it just know I appreciate you ❣ As for the rest well I admire the confidence. Maybe next Eid 🤞🏽😐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1907010259920560222)  2025-04-01T10:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Everyone showed up for Eid like its the Met Gala againdripped out and blessed up. ✨🫶🏽 To those who truly nailed it just know I appreciate you ❣ As for the rest well I admire the confidence. Maybe next Eid 🤞🏽😉 #EidMubarak2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1907019662895829124)  2025-04-01T10:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I totally understand you bro. A daure ayi Aure Bissalam🙏🏾 Wallahi mata sunyi 😭 Wallahi mata sunyi 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1909120583150793008)  2025-04-07T05:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My kids ke I deserve it myself too. I cant be fighting with my conscience before telling my wife that shes beautiful. 😭😭 Marry a fine partner abeg your kids deserve that😩 Marry a fine partner abeg your kids deserve that😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1912434529433760149)  2025-04-16T09:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Na Shiga options din banga Dettol soap ba Guys please help me fill this it takes less than [--] mins thank you🙏🏽 https://t.co/pPM5b6Zuej Guys please help me fill this it takes less than [--] mins thank you🙏🏽 https://t.co/pPM5b6Zuej"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1913335444772708545)  2025-04-18T20:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ramlatt___ Na d same tactic i take Dm RIHANNA till today she never reply me. 🤨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1919808293045739688)  2025-05-06T17:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JvstNaeem Weve known each other almost 20years yeah Kasan dai ni ba mahaukaci bane in bari hoton nan ya shiga hannunku"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1925533933787103340)  2025-05-22T12:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Kawai ka aika Casper mana da wannan wahalan. Tips to buy ram cheaper: [--]. Find kasuwan kauye [--]. Dress like youre suffering [--]. Go early on market day [--]. Dont buy on the road. Go as far as the market goes. [--]. What ever you do dont buy from anyone except the fulani. [--]. Bargain like an African mother. Youre welcome Tips to buy ram cheaper: [--]. Find kasuwan kauye [--]. Dress like youre suffering [--]. Go early on market day [--]. Dont buy on the road. Go as far as the market goes. [--]. What ever you do dont buy from anyone except the fulani. [--]. Bargain like an African mother. Youre welcome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1927086757968801921)  2025-05-26T19:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You heard wrong. I am a Midwife. Guardians of the babies portal😌 Confession. If you go too wild ill not reply. https://t.co/ibOuEeKspe Confession. If you go too wild ill not reply. https://t.co/ibOuEeKspe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1928916823749103729)  2025-05-31T20:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If theyre really for whay post them here What are you looking for again Men☹ Eid Mubarak 🤎🌸 My princess saw it first😁 https://t.co/5IO8NQCV3N Eid Mubarak 🤎🌸 My princess saw it first😁 https://t.co/5IO8NQCV3N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1930996364306939942)  2025-06-06T14:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Khx_11x I never see my own. Ko sai nayi zage zage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1930996521178165252)  2025-06-06T14:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ab_chikaire This question i can answer. But not on this platform. 😄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1935559708783386807)  2025-06-19T04:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Shege bakin Banza. Wishing you a wonderful 24th birthday today Nico 🎉 https://t.co/6n7cc0XSa6 Wishing you a wonderful 24th birthday today Nico 🎉 https://t.co/6n7cc0XSa6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1936174152903188907)  2025-06-20T21:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wayyo Allah cikina😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 two stammerers on a call MTN: https://t.co/S7cRzQWHjj two stammerers on a call MTN: https://t.co/S7cRzQWHjj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1937509343756423461)  2025-06-24T13:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Mufeeedaaa Da Alama zakija a kira urgent family meeting 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1938684049716887694)  2025-06-27T19:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@IdrisAlomar I hope you saw what Lavia brings to the team in that role. Watch the player and study the game not after march stats and reviews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1939197544967643392)  2025-06-29T05:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ramlatt___ Inter Milan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1939283118294204640)  2025-06-29T11:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ibraheemkhax Kce kuna negotiations 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1939742670324130113)  2025-06-30T17:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Soo i was almost robbed now by three young boys inside keke. Kaai🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1939811160057909602)  2025-06-30T22:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Dr_Muhammaduu To ka biya mana [--]. Na gode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1940847692739235943)  2025-07-03T18:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Were also ballers. I am [--] and my friend is [--]. 🫠 This footballer should reach out and send his details as requested by someone who wants to support him. https://t.co/ceIeQWjGlz This footballer should reach out and send his details as requested by someone who wants to support him. https://t.co/ceIeQWjGlz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1941933345195065378)  2025-07-06T18:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@grok describe her love life in two sentences"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1942686688201048085)  2025-07-08T20:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yall will not talk about how palmer and Nkunku were sacrificed to bait Fluminense players in the first 70mins. Maresca masterclass 🔥 🔥 Something I want to appreciate Maresca for is his tactical aggressiveness. Chelsea committed to attack aggressively. The set up apart from the 3-1-6 included a very aggressive rest defense. The 3-1 base would step up to suffocate Fluminense to pin them deep and have a compact https://t.co/jeYmOb1v33 Something I want to appreciate Maresca for is his tactical aggressiveness. Chelsea committed to attack aggressively. The set up apart from the 3-1-6 included a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1942881300454514816)  2025-07-09T09:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I will start Jackson against PSG i trust Maresca to do the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1943253976469639347)  2025-07-10T10:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Your names rhyme sef NAJIBU. @Rilwannajib a man without facial hair is a labubu a man without facial hair is a labubu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1943335084817555549)  2025-07-10T15:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@el_ahmdo Ka manta [----] ne"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1943741230183006348)  2025-07-11T18:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Joao Pedro is my favorite Chelsea player. Brazilian https://t.co/MG9v46oiaH Brazilian https://t.co/MG9v46oiaH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1944734695314292905)  2025-07-14T12:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kunga fa ko block daya babu ba cement ba tiles ba bodyguards ba motorcade non of his aides or family was put down with him. Only him and his deeds. Truly  . Allah ya jikan Buharin Daura ya gafarta mashi. Idan lokacinmu yayi Allah sa mu cika da imani🙏🏾 From dust we came and to dust we shall return. May Allah forgive our sins and grant us Jannah. Ameen. 🤲🏻 https://t.co/zfbcpFFyTn From dust we came and to dust we shall return. May Allah forgive our sins and grant us Jannah. Ameen. 🤲🏻 https://t.co/zfbcpFFyTn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1945191743176982625)  2025-07-15T18:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JiddarhA Single mum👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1946995487321505988)  2025-07-20T18:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JiddarhA Koma ba wasa bace 2weeks max e go spoil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1947000829925355692)  2025-07-20T18:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yaushe muka fara wasannan 🤨 Oya lets have it. https://t.co/ibOuEeKspe Oya lets have it. https://t.co/ibOuEeKspe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1947052871091925178)  2025-07-20T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JiddarhA Ai Twitter na duk mu ne. Ba wani Nepo baby😄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1947063454281457903)  2025-07-20T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Nepo baby wan Disguise. Allah na gani Im not LAPOIm as well not NEPOmuna cikin en Alhamdulillah kawai Allah na gani Im not LAPOIm as well not NEPOmuna cikin en Alhamdulillah kawai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1947262761995538532)  2025-07-21T11:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wllhi some humans are a horrible. I remember my dad telling me this; duk ranan da ka ba wani abinci yaci kuma ka nuna mashi kamar kayi mashi Alfarma to ta tabbata kai mutumen banza ne. Madam taunts her maid with her poor background as she thretens to send her back to her parent's home. https://t.co/EQtEE6uLsb Madam taunts her maid with her poor background as she thretens to send her back to her parent's home. https://t.co/EQtEE6uLsb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1947602396089074035)  2025-07-22T10:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Akas__jr 2months daily call for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1949892163447234937)  2025-07-28T17:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I was there. Weekends in a DVD player and that Box Sony Tv😄 New gen won't understand this pic 😂 https://t.co/MOUegc3e8b New gen won't understand this pic 😂 https://t.co/MOUegc3e8b"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1950534555833958857)  2025-07-30T12:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ugarte is a Destroyer just like Caicedo. You lock him down in [--] position you will not see his full impact. Unleash him and watch his masterclass. I was never convinced by this Ugarte guy hes just not good enough I was never convinced by this Ugarte guy hes just not good enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1952157066367225925)  2025-08-03T23:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Mr__Billy United should sign on of pape Sarr or Bissouma to pair him sith as I dont think Casemiro brings out the best in him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1952158457500729719)  2025-08-04T00:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yes one of them wanted to put finger in my bumbum. She say na DRE nace koma TUPAC ne bazKi taba ni. Mtswwaaaaa mugaye🤨🤨🤨 Any funny experience in the hospital Mind sharing Any funny experience in the hospital Mind sharing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1953603711705481520)  2025-08-07T23:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"ACL tear. because this yeye Nurse @haidaer__ once tell me say; you can recover from ACL injury in a week or two without surgery. Which diseases have you made efforts to know about Which diseases have you made efforts to know about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1953604338254843990)  2025-08-07T23:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Please if your business is food business na me una go send am too for review . And no return on that one. Dm for my address 🙃 [--]. Your product is sent to me for a proper review [--]. I dont wish to keep any product reviewed. Itll be sent back. [--]. No limitation to business type. [--]. You can decide to on a give away to audience or not. Let us help each other grow. Interesting parties should send a dm. [--]. Your product is sent to me for a proper review [--]. I dont wish to keep any product reviewed. Itll be sent back. [--]. No limitation to business type. [--]. You can decide to on a give away to audience or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1953609594313617820)  2025-08-08T00:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The green and Gray one nake so. Kunji ko The sign you need to get him a gift box https://t.co/CNuJCOr1A5 The sign you need to get him a gift box https://t.co/CNuJCOr1A5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1958187775200580082)  2025-08-20T15:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Rihanna whatever ASAP is giving you i can do better. I bet he cannot cook jollof Rice🤨 clean and take care of new born babies. I do all these effortlessly. Leave him and come and carry me baby 😌. sunsets with Jadore @Dior 💛✨ https://t.co/5PrSlUWAMG sunsets with Jadore @Dior 💛✨ https://t.co/5PrSlUWAMG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1964249839111131648)  2025-09-06T08:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Arc_Shady @softLee__ @grok Kuji tsoron Allah😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1964343085367709985)  2025-09-06T15:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I cant wait for when Chelsea fans will hold Enzos neck for these midiocre performances. The fraud scrambles a goal/assist and gets away with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1966956239059112243)  2025-09-13T20:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Please do for Niger state too🙏🏾🙏🏾 start with Bida LGA. God bless you. First of all I will like to thank God and my mummy🥹🤲🏽🤲🏽 Thank you so much Sir I am soooo excited about this and we hope to make a long lasting impact. First of all I will like to thank God and my mummy🥹🤲🏽🤲🏽 Thank you so much Sir I am soooo excited about this and we hope to make a long lasting impact"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1969432676818932156)  2025-09-20T16:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Nuno mendes reminding me of the 2016/17 version of my self 🔥🔥🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1973473307497472049)  2025-10-01T19:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Barcola is the French Nicolas Jackson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1973474044403130404)  2025-10-01T19:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What do you mean fight for a relationship😄 Anytime a woman describe her ideal love scenario it always involve the man suffering and in agony in order to please only her. May this love never find me. I think a guy fighting for his relationship and showing his feelings is more attractive than someone who acts like they don't give a fuck. I think a guy fighting for his relationship and showing his feelings is more attractive than someone who acts like they don't give a fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1973616235784052987)  2025-10-02T05:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Do you actually know the context what you tweeted Don't give up give down give sideways give center. Come onnnn. Don't give up give down give sideways give center. Come onnnn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1974846949728956915)  2025-10-05T14:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@whoisningi Iadan zaka iya barin gidanku for atleast 6months at a go and yourre ok working in high security challenged areas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1976760251824087396)  2025-10-10T21:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@whoisningi Chat GPT &Google"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1978377675325550900)  2025-10-15T08:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"In katsina kuma its for dan shegiya If youre driving in kano you drive with only one hand. The other hand is for uwarka🖐🏽 If youre driving in kano you drive with only one hand. The other hand is for uwarka🖐🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1978732520091861200)  2025-10-16T07:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@AdamMaikifi @Rilwannajib Clash of Titan; Garadan Abuja"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1980020847667495168)  2025-10-19T21:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@fsulayman_ barka da dare yayata. Ina tuni de kar a manta"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1980045504147808627)  2025-10-19T22:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Personally i will live the fool in there till he looses 100kg Sigmoid colon after taking codeine https://t.co/dJ1hjC6Y5s Sigmoid colon after taking codeine https://t.co/dJ1hjC6Y5s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1980141240399368261)  2025-10-20T05:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People often choose personalities of a woman over her beauty. Thats quite a rational thing to do but I honestly cant be with a woman whos gonna have me fighting my conscience as I am complementing her beauty.😂😂😭 Dont let anyone decieve you marry a beautiful wife. Dont let anyone decieve you marry a beautiful wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1981058979452375191)  2025-10-22T18:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Q2:67-71 🤝🏽 I know something about this cow. Tell me what you know about it. https://t.co/W2hOc2sMZZ I know something about this cow. Tell me what you know about it. https://t.co/W2hOc2sMZZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1981795883575329147)  2025-10-24T18:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I need this wllhi😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 UP NEP. SORRY INCOMING MISSILEEEE https://t.co/Tu2a0VNATY UP NEP. SORRY INCOMING MISSILEEEE https://t.co/Tu2a0VNATY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1985101378042175684)  2025-11-02T21:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just wait 8months to repeat the test. 👍🏽 Positive or negative I am confused https://t.co/MCpf30M0lD Positive or negative I am confused https://t.co/MCpf30M0lD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1985706274827485550)  2025-11-04T13:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@lilmeerahcute Shima fa Wike yayi NYSC. make US invade Nigeria first you go see his true colors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1988488493530525861)  2025-11-12T06:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Do not ever at any point in life humiliate someone that comes to you for help. My Father word of the day word of the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1988589383369543683)  2025-11-12T12:47Z [----] followers, 43.8K engagements


"Moses Simon Iwobi OsimhemChukwueze Lookman. God punish all of una. 🗣 Kak: Before every match Ronaldo Ronaldinho Adriano and I would gather on the side of the pitch. It wasnt just a conversationit was pure intimidation. We knew that when the opponents saw us together something in their eyes changed. the fear was obvious. They were https://t.co/OLa0lFdbaN 🗣 Kak: Before every match Ronaldo Ronaldinho Adriano and I would gather on the side of the pitch. It wasnt just a conversationit was pure intimidation. We knew that when the opponents saw us together something in their eyes changed. the fear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1990312924716707946)  2025-11-17T06:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"But have you ever stop to ask what makes some of these Doctors act i a condescending manner at times An Average Nigerian Doctor is Overworked Underpaid works in facilities that are Underequiped and Understaffed and Overcrowded. Youre actually sot on shaa👍🏽😄 From the perspective of the average Nigerian doctors are some of the most condescending individuals you can ever meetit is why people dont care to lend their voices to them. You have to spend time in public hospitals away from privilege of connection to see it From the perspective of the average Nigerian doctors are some of the most"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1990316743399743989)  2025-11-17T07:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tinubu da Akpabio China has the panda Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have China has the panda Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1991453555665039825)  2025-11-20T10:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Last week my friend Ramos toast babe a wajen biki. He escorted her out and watch as a Rolls Royce pick her and her mom. He immediately delete her contact came back and join me in my Accord. Tsoron Allah ya kamashi😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1991840989091414446)  2025-11-21T12:07Z [----] followers, 83.6K engagements


"2017 champions league nights were always like this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥  https://t.co/unmeJiVke2  https://t.co/unmeJiVke2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1992076595176394834)  2025-11-22T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This man has the looks of Abacha but a mind of Orubebe. "The intelligence we have at hand shows that we are almost close to those children." - Minister of State for Defense Bello Matawalle in Kebbi State. https://t.co/rfQPaktpEr "The intelligence we have at hand shows that we are almost close to those children." - Minister of State for Defense Bello Matawalle in Kebbi State. https://t.co/rfQPaktpEr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1992077015420453341)  2025-11-22T03:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People should think twice before engaging me. I am a bad influence. You say rubbish i reply rubbish. Lets gooooo https://t.co/ibOuEeKspe You say rubbish i reply rubbish. Lets gooooo https://t.co/ibOuEeKspe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1992303214977483171)  2025-11-22T18:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@fatmadambo Itama ta gaji ta dena"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1994273495455252806)  2025-11-28T05:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My Guy got Married November Dump November Dump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1994675078072865224)  2025-11-29T07:49Z [----] followers, 23.1K engagements


"@fatmadambo Toh suma sun iya tambayar banza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1994747777788567600)  2025-11-29T12:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"6am youre knocking my door for abortion guidance Lallai ma Tabs F/A 5mg o.d Bed rest and hydration. 👍🏽👍🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1998626718983270478)  2025-12-10T05:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kaai kanin Bello. https://t.co/wNH04csS2k https://t.co/wNH04csS2k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/1999878354405851575)  2025-12-13T16:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"lorazepam 3mg tds. For [--] weeks🙃🙃🙃 Please to the more serious talks. How do we fix our sleeping schedule I need help Please to the more serious talks. How do we fix our sleeping schedule I need help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2000548152173031539)  2025-12-15T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ab_chikaire That is why he is not in the news. But see that fraud in Nigeria state sai kace ya maida Minna kamar Abu Dhabi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2000988560724517211)  2025-12-16T17:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Now this is something i am ready to push in anyway i can. A shorth thread 🧵 MATERNAL MORTALITY; Maternal mortality remains a significant public health problem with low levels of literacy forming the foundation of the issue. Poor literacy limits womens understanding of 1/3 Malaria is a dangerous disease that claims 100s of thousands of lives yearly. Get this. [--] women will die at birth in Nigeria before [--] person dies of malaria in Nigeria. Let that sink in. Malaria is a dangerous disease that claims 100s of thousands of lives yearly. Get this. [--] women will die at birth in Nigeria before 1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2003760815372124609)  2025-12-24T09:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"pregnancy-related risks and the importance of antenatal and skilled delivery care. This is further worsened by inadequate access to good well functioning primary health care centers. Even where primary care exists the lack of proper and timely linkage between 2/3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2003760820250165302)  2025-12-24T09:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Malama Fatima on a normal day i will insult you and ruin your whole day if not week😄. But this topic is something I genuinely hold with high regards as a licensed health care worker in two countries. I personally have nursed numerous pregnancies from day one to delivery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2003765801283928261)  2025-12-24T09:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@haidaer__ Bata ma je tayi understanding abunda nake pointing out ba zata zo ta mun shirme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2003772639664537966)  2025-12-24T10:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SkinnyBoi001_ @DonAzag Wait ive never done that😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2003782104019357897)  2025-12-24T10:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"We need fresh legs now. Runners Gusto estavao fofana santos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2004989353806696526)  2025-12-27T18:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Last time they came when i was home they washed the TV and Ps4. Naahhh kowa ya tsaya gidan ubanshi nephews and nieces really do make your life worth living nephews and nieces really do make your life worth living"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2005222378931126589)  2025-12-28T10:20Z [----] followers, 42K engagements


"Ku bashi ORS +zinc Oxide tablets. Limit antibiotics and watch for sign of improvement or progression. First line treatment of acute diarrhea in a child A. Antibiotics B. Antidiarrheals C. ORS D. IV fluids only https://t.co/cg1tajl6it First line treatment of acute diarrhea in a child A. Antibiotics B. Antidiarrheals C. ORS D. IV fluids only https://t.co/cg1tajl6it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2005226013337534507)  2025-12-28T10:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ikingnino @Boy_Teegee Shima harda laifin shi why the fuck is Badiashile playing this game🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2005317843202797760)  2025-12-28T16:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Try Numan-Jalingo and you will Cry 😄 I thought the Bauchi-Gombe road was bad the Gombe-Yobe road is even worse. A 140km drive that takes you about [--] hours but tax tax tax. https://t.co/ryTN1eWhr5 I thought the Bauchi-Gombe road was bad the Gombe-Yobe road is even worse. A 140km drive that takes you about [--] hours but tax tax tax. https://t.co/ryTN1eWhr5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2005866785774465033)  2025-12-30T05:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"His Welcome to premier league will be brutal 😭😭😭😭 Liam Rosenior at Strasbourg has always been viewed as a long term option for Chelsea. Oliver Glasner is appreciated and Roberto De Zerbi has admirers as well. @JacobsBen on TalkSPORT https://t.co/dWbgLNxjoN Liam Rosenior at Strasbourg has always been viewed as a long term option for Chelsea. Oliver Glasner is appreciated and Roberto De Zerbi has admirers as well. @JacobsBen on TalkSPORT https://t.co/dWbgLNxjoN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2006745305304478130)  2026-01-01T15:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Speed is just an adrenaline junky. A nigga version of Tom Cruise. SPINNING IN SOUTH AFRICA 🚗💨 https://t.co/E4PCFBGcgH SPINNING IN SOUTH AFRICA 🚗💨 https://t.co/E4PCFBGcgH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2007771650557935730)  2026-01-04T11:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wllhi i am all for this. It will curve a lot of nonsense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2007898206462754927)  2026-01-04T19:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tarab is large why not buy him Niger state and convert it to a Zoo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2008968551282168297)  2026-01-07T18:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Mufeeedaaa Its just the way to clear your head and recharge for the next day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2010416717902856662)  2026-01-11T18:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Like do you get That noise is the most annoying noise after morning Alarms. Me after unplugging all the beeping machines that where making noise in the hospital so all the patients can sleep well https://t.co/m7AjnriJEc Me after unplugging all the beeping machines that where making noise in the hospital so all the patients can sleep well https://t.co/m7AjnriJEc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2010653903852069363)  2026-01-12T10:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The day Doctors will table how patients lie about their condition and how their relatives cook up stories if things go sideways just to look like victims. I will be there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2010662070031933929)  2026-01-12T10:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bro code [---] football edition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2010717362396262852)  2026-01-12T14:15Z [----] followers, 51K engagements


"Siemens. Let's have it. https://t.co/yJ93v5qu5W Let's have it. https://t.co/yJ93v5qu5W"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2012443485291384840)  2026-01-17T08:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"HHS DKA SEPSIS maybe 🚨EMERGENCY IN THE A&E: A 21-year-old male is rushed into UDUTH A&E with the following alarming symptoms: - Unconscious - Frequent urination - Lethargy - Fever - Marked dehydration - Low blood pressure & tachycardia - RBS: [--] mmol/L (approx. [---] mg/dL) - Urinalysis: Ketones https://t.co/FKe9KpZKRg 🚨EMERGENCY IN THE A&E: A 21-year-old male is rushed into UDUTH A&E with the following alarming symptoms: - Unconscious - Frequent urination - Lethargy - Fever - Marked dehydration - Low blood pressure & tachycardia - RBS: [--] mmol/L (approx. [---] mg/dL) - Urinalysis: Ketones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2013177314666750281)  2026-01-19T09:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mvcciido_szn Step up steal their phones or car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2013463415163851259)  2026-01-20T04:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Air Force one-1997 Name the most re-watchable movie in history Name the most re-watchable movie in history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2013464520149123247)  2026-01-20T04:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Basic Osmosis that you did in SS1👍🏽 Why is Mannitol used to reduce raised intracranial pressure. 🤔 https://t.co/VBquztXGnj Why is Mannitol used to reduce raised intracranial pressure. 🤔 https://t.co/VBquztXGnj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2014937108654285264)  2026-01-24T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I am not one to hold grudges but this woman at my old work place i dont even know her name but her face i can never forget. InshaAllah whenever she crosses my path where she needs my help i will remind her what she did to me in [----] December. I thought women in power at work places would be kinder to women working under them knowing they understand & relate to the struggles of women. Even if its women supporting women favoritism. Thats what I thought but we learn everyday. I thought women in power at work places would be kinder to women working under them knowing they understand & relate to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2015637005917409381)  2026-01-26T04:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Amana sai dan Amana What a statement 🤣🤣🤣 But in Abba's letter of resignation he didn't even find it worthy to mention Kwankwaso's name let alone appreciate him for 40yrs of mentorship including marrying his niece to Abba and taking him in as a son Amana tabbas sai dan Amana 😂 But in Abba's letter of resignation he didn't even find it worthy to mention Kwankwaso's name let alone appreciate him for 40yrs of mentorship including marrying his niece to Abba and taking him in as a son Amana tabbas sai dan Amana 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2014939617632321836)  2026-01-24T05:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The goal is to find one with bastard money right from the get go. As a man you should never watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find one with some money. As a man you should never watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find one with some money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2017508482753110448)  2026-01-31T08:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@nennss_ Waye Dr kuma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2017607306855203173)  2026-01-31T14:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Allah baya kama bawa da Abunda bai sani ba. Delete this ASAP😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2018253058531062100)  2026-02-02T09:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Janaiza will be tomorrow at Banu Comassie Jumaat Mosque Katsina at 1pm inshaAllah. Innalillahi wainna ilahirrajiuun I lost my younger brother Ibrahim (hanif) this night. I solicit for prayers for him Allah ya jikansa da Rahma Allah yasa karahen wahalar kenan. Innalillahi wainna ilahirrajiuun I lost my younger brother Ibrahim (hanif) this night. I solicit for prayers for him Allah ya jikansa da Rahma Allah yasa karahen wahalar kenan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744475074806055055)  2024-01-08T21:44Z [----] followers, 43.7K engagements


"I am the most careless person i know when it comes to living my gadgets anyhow and i cant tell you how many times i have left my devices unchecked and gotten them back intact in NIGERIA. Good People Exist everywhere so as bad People. On my first day of school I left my iPhone [--] on a table in the study area while I went off to sort out my registration. Halfway through I checked my pocket and my heart dropped. My phone wasnt with me. I already knew what that meant. My phone was gone. I walked back On my first day of school I left my iPhone [--] on a table in the study area while I went off to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2017829303161938176)  2026-02-01T05:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just saw a picture of my Dad wllhi I felt heartbroken. Ya Allah Grant him Shifaa. Ya Salam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2018053598693773350)  2026-02-01T20:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Air Force one - [----] A MOVIE that was a 10/10 from beginning to end A MOVIE that was a 10/10 from beginning to end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2020572175472709652)  2026-02-08T18:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Idrees_taheer Kana wasa da bakin mutun ko"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2020809091640177030)  2026-02-09T10:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Bul_amm Kizo muje🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2021216457640583249)  2026-02-10T13:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Bul_amm In kai mata ke mana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2021256516297171306)  2026-02-10T16:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Basir ne. I need one Diagnosis. What is the diagnosis https://t.co/duvEbiAy4m I need one Diagnosis. What is the diagnosis https://t.co/duvEbiAy4m"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2020220149307985939)  2026-02-07T19:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If this happens to me. I will move back to my parents until i see a wrapped 4wheel toy. 🙃 i dont understand women dawg delivery guy just left opened the wrapped gift and im seeing chocolates & a Jaeger-LeCoultre timepiece deep sigh wetin do BMW X5 car key to go collect from polanco i dont understand women dawg delivery guy just left opened the wrapped gift and im seeing chocolates & a Jaeger-LeCoultre timepiece deep sigh wetin do BMW X5 car key to go collect from polanco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/_Dooofenshmirtz/status/2022724457719017847)  2026-02-14T17:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Janaiza will be tomorrow at Banu Comassie Jumaat Mosque Katsina at 1pm inshaAllah. Innalillahi wainna ilahirrajiuun I lost my younger brother Ibrahim (hanif) this night. I solicit for prayers for him Allah ya jikansa da Rahma Allah yasa karahen wahalar kenan. Innalillahi wainna ilahirrajiuun I lost my younger brother Ibrahim (hanif) this night. I solicit for prayers for him Allah ya jikansa da Rahma Allah yasa karahen wahalar kenan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744475074806055055)  2024-01-08T21:44Z [----] followers, 43.7K engagements

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