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# ![@The_Kyle_Mann Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::28021635.png) @The_Kyle_Mann Kyle Mann

Kyle Mann posts on X about elon musk, twitter, mlb, money the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [mlb](/list/mlb) 

**Social topic influence**
[elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [mlb](/topic/mlb), [money](/topic/money), [kamala harris](/topic/kamala-harris), [joe biden](/topic/joe-biden), [aoc](/topic/aoc), [if you](/topic/if-you), [lord of](/topic/lord-of), [white house](/topic/white-house)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Babylon (BABY)](/topic/babylon) [Rally (RLY)](/topic/rally) [GrokCoin (GROKCOIN)](/topic/grok) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [DoorDash Inc. (DASH)](/topic/doordash)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Disneyland with my sister @TheMeganMann"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1235689748477259776)  2020-03-05T22:12Z 153.6K followers, [--] engagements


"It's like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1257797558899896320)  2020-05-05T22:21Z 132.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Facebook really doesn't want you sharing @thebabylonbee posts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1265672978009714691)  2020-05-27T15:55Z 156.5K followers, [----] engagements


".@snopes is running full defense for the Harris campaign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1308789756717756416)  2020-09-23T15:26Z 131.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Libs unironically sharing the @TheBabylonBee article about NBA players wearing lace collars is pretty funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1308821972361424897)  2020-09-23T17:34Z 131.4K followers, 26.9K engagements


"@TGC I hope President Kamala rewards you with a place of honor in the gulags"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1349020441206255618)  2021-01-12T15:48Z 131.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1358128263290257408)  2021-02-06T18:59Z 156.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Our video mocking Twitter employees for being too sensitive was flagged by Twitter for sensitive content 💀💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1519504946785181697)  2022-04-28T02:33Z 131.2K followers, 75.3K engagements


"Lezgooo #PadresWin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1579294430766374913)  2022-10-10T02:15Z 131.6K followers, [--] engagements


"For just $8 a month you can sponsor a liberal. via @TheBabylonBee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1590875477723734016)  2022-11-11T01:14Z 131.4K followers, 34.6K engagements


"A few recent plays: For Sale The Grizzled Skyrim The Reckoners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1605801662194425856)  2022-12-22T05:45Z 156.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@CaseyAHogg I'll let you know in a year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1611496100187500545)  2023-01-06T22:53Z 131.6K followers, [--] engagements


"The AP has declared the word "the" offensive. I thought this was a @TheBabylonBee story for a second - and I run The Babylon Bee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1618981429479895041)  2023-01-27T14:37Z 147.3K followers, 870.9K engagements


"@TrumpWarRoom I will charge a very reasonable price to come up with better nicknames than "Ron DeSanctimonious" if you guys want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1661835086139109377)  2023-06-29T20:41Z 109.7K followers, [----] engagements


"YouTube monetization especially for Shorts is a joke. The short-form cut of our @TheBabylonBee Californians Move to Texas vid got [---] million views and made us. $175. Time to get that Twitter video monetization going @elonmusk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1673140229870583808)  2023-06-28T03:05Z 112K followers, 2.3M engagements


"@Azradok @SethDillon i thought y'all were the party of science"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1673388402191003649)  2023-06-27T18:18Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"This affirmative action ruling is gonna do wonders for Harvard's starcraft team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1674481946053967872)  2023-06-30T01:01Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"I went to the movies to see Sound of Freedom but the popcorn butter machine was down. CONSPIRACY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1677865735253811200)  2023-07-09T03:09Z 113K followers, 13.8K engagements


"@TheBabylonBee the joke is that joe biden looks like a dead guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1678503305729966080)  2023-07-10T21:16Z 113K followers, 11.2K engagements


"You must have missed the joke - allow me to explain. It's that police thought they found a dead body on a Delaware Beach but it turned out to be Joe Biden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1678540425626550273)  2023-07-10T23:25Z 113K followers, 26.5K engagements


"We must close all gyms for [--] weeks to slow the spread of fascism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1678808276430110720)  2023-07-18T23:32Z 111.7K followers, 97.2K engagements


"I want a Baptist version of The Hangover where they wake up in the morning and feel great and remember everything that happened the previous evening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1678896655196880898)  2023-07-11T22:55Z 112K followers, 11.3K engagements


"Darn you autocorrect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1681074899299844096)  2023-07-17T23:11Z 113K followers, 11.7K engagements


"How can you not dig the name "X" All the dopest stuff has an X in it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1683578993340186626)  2023-07-24T20:44Z 131.2K followers, 11.1K engagements


"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1687281813910384640)  2023-08-04T01:58Z 113K followers, 253.6K engagements


"Here's what I've read so far this year. What books are you guys knocking out What should I read next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1689274153939902464)  2023-08-09T13:55Z 113K followers, 19.4K engagements


"A baseball movie where a washed up ball player signs one of those [--] day contracts so he can retire with his main team but then half the team falls ill and he has to go in to prevent a forfeit and wins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1690157228505141248)  2023-08-12T00:24Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Did we at @thebabylonbee get the pros and cons of living in YOUR state right (Of course we did. We're 100% accurate fake news.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1690779336113340416)  2023-08-13T17:36Z 113K followers, 321.6K engagements


"I like that Rich Men North of Richmond song but I do think the line "Dr. Fauci's a funny little elf / But Lord knows Epstein didn't kill himself" was a little on the nose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1690820510022864896)  2023-08-13T20:19Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@TonyMcLennan1 @TheBabylonBee We steal all our jokes from Garfield And friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1690855516355117056)  2023-08-13T22:39Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Also in the division series they put him in for [--] relief innings and I'm pretty sure that's illegal now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1692382500960759952)  2023-08-18T03:46Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Hurricane Hilary is so powerful it's expected to put California's cities back together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1692576002881339850)  2023-08-18T16:35Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Ohtani hits a grand slam and the Angels turn a TRIPLE PLAY as they lose the game 9-6 the meme has once again been fulfilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1692918648191467525)  2023-08-19T15:17Z 113K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Reality has beaten my @TheBabylonBee writers to the punch again. Come on guys we gotta do better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1693302346208747669)  2023-08-20T16:41Z 113K followers, 530.9K engagements


"The experts' predictions about Hurricane Hilary were entirely wrong but they want you to believe they know what the weather is going to be like in [---] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1693662591758012691)  2023-08-21T16:33Z 113K followers, 12.5K engagements


"I'm starting to suspect Joe Biden is actually just a terrible person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1694032619984560527)  2023-08-22T17:03Z 113K followers, 11.7K engagements


"@TheBrandonMorse Arise arise Riders of Thoden Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter spear shall be shaken shield be splintered a sword-day a red day ere the sun rises Ride now ride now Ride to Gondor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1695196638480925179)  2023-08-25T22:09Z 113K followers, [---] engagements


"I propose Monday be national Bob Barker Day a holiday where everyone calls in sick and stays home to watch daytime TV with a bowl of soup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1695511337781383666)  2023-08-26T18:59Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@MattsIdeaShop Gandalf is essentially a small-g god so the others don't really compare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1696017484086972488)  2023-08-28T04:30Z 113.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Sometimes I peruse The Onion's headlines just to remind myself libs and conservatives live in two different realities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1696605530259853483)  2023-08-29T19:27Z 131.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@MattWalshBlog "What's your favorite part of being childless" "Oh I get to be. hungover.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1698379826317652135)  2023-09-03T16:57Z 113K followers, 14.1K engagements


"Are there advantages to not having kids Yep of course. Not everyone needs to have kids or is able to have kids and those people can still find a fulfilling meaningful life in a different way than parents do. But one of the underlying presuppositions I see in all these "childless by choice" coping videos is that the goal of life is to follow your every impulse and do whatever brings you the most happiness. One of the best parts of having kids honestly is it made me into a better person. I had to grow up. I had to take my job seriously. I couldn't be selfish. I had to pursue something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1698384857653817683)  2023-09-03T17:17Z 145.2K followers, 1M engagements


"@JakeGosselin San Clemente is cool. But as a general rule live as close to San Diego and as far from LA as possible"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1700192148665282994)  2023-09-08T16:59Z 113K followers, [--] engagements


"Different person but otherwise another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1702704119209930933)  2023-09-15T15:21Z 131.6K followers, 172.1K engagements


"A therapy office for men but you go inside and it's just a cigar lounge and maybe there's an mma ring in there too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1702723157176754323)  2023-09-15T16:36Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Few copies of the Bible chesterton some classics strewn about. Books about the Roman empire. Weight rack in the corner. Indoor batting cage in the back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1702723477709660501)  2023-09-15T16:38Z 132.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Watching one of the worst teams in baseball. and the Oakland As"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1703147790606717132)  2023-09-16T20:44Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Found horrifying symbols of Christian nationalism on my trail run today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1703462111580651928)  2023-09-17T17:33Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1703516316945285451)  2023-09-17T21:08Z 131.6K followers, 303.3K engagements


"I need to pick a football team to be a fan of since I don't have a team to make me miserable like the Padres do during baseball season. I didn't really grow up with a team beyond following the Cowboys for a little while in the '90s. I went to Chargers games a couple times a season and then they left town the bums. My wife said I should be a Rams fan since her dad was. They also have a nice logo and colors. Open to other suggestions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1703529176589086922)  2023-09-17T21:59Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Huge mistake tbh Elon Musk is now following Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) Elon Musk is now following Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1703533356322070677)  2023-09-17T22:16Z 132.1K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Have the marines tried having a guy press a button on the f35's key fob while pressing it up against his chin so his head acts as an antenna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1703814239310462987)  2023-09-18T16:52Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


""Capitalism has way too much water. Got em""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1704323933930164627)  2023-09-20T02:37Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Them: why don't guys ever cry Me reading this passage: 😢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1704914529480786000)  2023-09-21T17:44Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@realDavidBJr Yes. Get the master chief collection and play at least the first game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1708264738596020390)  2023-09-30T23:37Z 113K followers, [---] engagements


"@samsko It's gonna end with Rich Hill getting the W somehow 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1708608119901974876)  2023-10-01T22:21Z 113K followers, [---] engagements


"The joke is that saints in heaven were shocked to learn catholics have been trying to talk to them this whole time. Hope this helps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1710084500154380336)  2023-10-06T00:08Z 111.1K followers, 64.4K engagements


"Pumpkin ales are just pumpkin spice lattes for us dudes but I'm ok with that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1710109620159893857)  2023-10-06T01:48Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@Bizaro_Stormy no we also make fun of the funny hats Archaeologists Discover Giant Pope Hat Worn By Apostle Peter https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-giant-pope-hat-worn-by-apostle-peter https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-giant-pope-hat-worn-by-apostle-peter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1710389721577435481)  2023-10-06T20:21Z 123.1K followers, [----] engagements


"** mashes left button ** @The_Kyle_Mann @Bizaro_Stormy This one did it better https://t.co/AaSQvqUJRJ @The_Kyle_Mann @Bizaro_Stormy This one did it better https://t.co/AaSQvqUJRJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1710485738318647426)  2023-10-07T02:42Z 131.2K followers, 23.1K engagements


"I love playoff baseball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1711553903161184311)  2023-10-10T01:27Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@paulkrugman When you become a Babylon Bee article from [--] years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1712544115706179950)  2023-10-12T19:01Z 113K followers, 163.1K engagements


"If one of my @TheBabylonBee writers had pitched this I'd have rejected it for being too absurd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1712638227486773451)  2023-10-13T01:15Z 109.3K followers, 86.9K engagements


"10 ways Lizzo points us to Christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1713606729588756956)  2023-10-15T17:24Z 113K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Imagine how much more frightening Hamas' call for terrorist attacks would be if our president had let [--] million undocumented foreigners across our border and just completely lost track of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1713645897970835637)  2023-10-15T19:59Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements


"My 13-year-old wrote and recorded a metal song in our garage and it'd make his day if you'd give it a share/listen :) 🤘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1713986637330563484)  2023-10-16T18:33Z 113K followers, 13K engagements


"7 ways Christ points us to Taylor Swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714309331393663260)  2023-10-17T15:56Z 132.3K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Instead of picking a Speaker why don't the Republicans just take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major affairs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714335697656824303)  2023-10-17T17:40Z 109.7K followers, 11.5K engagements


"The irony of celebrating a birthday for an organization dedicated to making sure millions of babies never see their first one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714394590302941341)  2023-10-17T21:34Z 131.2K followers, 18.5K engagements


"i'm begging Christians to please stop with the cringe advertising. What does this even mean lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714430396337959079)  2023-10-17T23:57Z 113K followers, 164.6K engagements


"Better ad ideas for them: - Jesus crushed Satan under his heel harder than Schwarber crushed that ball to right field - Josh Hader may have saved the game but Jesus can save your soul - You are dead in your sins and trespasses but can be saved if you repent and believe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714437637724148051)  2023-10-18T00:26Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"The Phillies are lookin' unstoppable rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714438314244379033)  2023-10-18T00:28Z 109.4K followers, 14.8K engagements


"@StockTrades629 I mean in the broader sense - having knocked out the Braves without breaking a sweat and hitting Gallen early yesterday - I dunno. I'd love to see the Diamondbacks get to the WS again but I don't see it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1714439048616636635)  2023-10-18T00:31Z 113K followers, [--] engagements


"Never forget when @USATODAY fact-checked our @TheBabylonBee article that the Ninth Circuit Court overturned RBG's death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1715437620699054437)  2023-10-20T18:39Z 109.6K followers, 197.3K engagements


"@SethDillon Only up to [--] pronouns Do better @Uber"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1716215549863338210)  2023-10-22T22:10Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Have the Astros considered pulling a fire alarm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1716639374463705581)  2023-10-24T02:14Z 109.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Rob Manfred realizing the world series might be Rangers-Diamondbacks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1716664227010855225)  2023-10-24T03:53Z 109.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Meeting between a communist dictator and xi jinping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1717211278010360317)  2023-10-25T16:07Z 109.7K followers, 66.3K engagements


"When you kick out the speaker of the house with no plan whatsoever and through a comedy of errors end up getting a based conservative Christian as speaker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1717376139042472050)  2023-10-26T03:02Z 109.7K followers, 17.5K engagements


"No one: Absolutely no one: Elon musk: "do you guys wanna see the cyber truck withstand a direct hit from a trebuchet""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1720877544252350722)  2023-11-04T18:55Z 110.1K followers, 49.1K engagements


"99 days til spring training ⚾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1720966303362781538)  2023-11-05T00:48Z 110.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1722643584074342867)  2023-11-09T15:53Z 111.4K followers, 524.1K engagements


"We are proud to formally extend an offer to this Vox journalist to come write for us here at @TheBabylonBee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1723009226878992452)  2023-11-10T16:06Z 113.1K followers, 664.9K engagements


"@Not_the_Bee Unfollowing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1723418926238118249)  2023-11-11T19:14Z 110.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I guess this means we won't be seeing Daily Wire's Little Mermaid remake starring Candace Owens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1724928470889746696)  2023-11-15T23:12Z 126.4K followers, 166.2K engagements


"@SethDillon Is this coming out of my Christmas bonus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1725949266743746828)  2023-11-18T18:49Z 111.2K followers, 161.4K engagements


"(If my mom is checking my Twitter this is a candy cigar)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1726414922605801494)  2023-11-20T01:39Z 111.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Screwtape Letters is so cutting and relevant today that I'll never understand why people feel the need to make up fake quotes from it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1727764812804067708)  2023-11-23T19:03Z 111.2K followers, 43.8K engagements


"Here's a real quote from Screwtape that's deeper and better-written than the fake one: "About the general connection between Christianity and politics our position is more delicate. Certainly we do not want men to allow their Christianity to flow over into their political life for the establishment of anything like a really just society would be a major disaster. On the other hand we do want and want very much to make men treat Christianity as a means; preferably of course as a means to their own advancement but failing that as a means to anything even to social justice.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1727765277763637367)  2023-11-23T19:05Z 111.2K followers, [----] engagements


"God bless this poor boomer who tried to pitch us a @TheBabylonBee video idea by. editing our Wikipedia page to add the pitch as its own section"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1729158451887304773)  2023-11-27T15:21Z 111.5K followers, 62.7K engagements


"My boy stole home just call him Acua Jr. Jr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1730446466311995501)  2023-12-01T04:39Z 111.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Avowed atheist Rob Reiner: "I'm looking for Christians to interview in my documentary slamming Christians." David French Phil Vischer Russell Moore: "Say no more fam.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1732985863473443179)  2023-12-08T04:50Z 139.8K followers, 287.5K engagements


"Its actually pretty incredible how this skit featured liberals being unwilling to call genocide bad - and they WEREN'T the punchline of the joke. Just shows how unfunny you can get if you're unwilling to make fun of people on your side"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1733910820982272066)  2023-12-10T18:05Z 111.7K followers, 69.5K engagements


"Cmon my @TheBabylonBee writers why didn't we come up with this first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1734283100245631359)  2023-12-11T18:44Z 111.6K followers, 15.8K engagements


"Sodom Gomorrah Wondering Why America Hasn't Been Obliterated Yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1736061189980135744)  2023-12-16T16:30Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Hundreds of panicked congressmen are currently checking to see if the leaked gay sex tape was one of theirs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1736086001905512527)  2023-12-16T18:08Z 113K followers, 12.5K engagements


"Tell me you've never listened to Pet Sounds without telling me smh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1736214295296532981)  2023-12-17T02:38Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements


"POV: you made all the right choices in life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1736227966877929668)  2023-12-17T03:32Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The Christian Nationalism I'd support is forcing all teachers to memorize The Abolition of Man before allowing them to teach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1737914647502815248)  2023-12-21T19:15Z 111.9K followers, [----] engagements


"We were working on a @TheBabylonBee article about Hulk Hogan getting baptized and our Photoshopper misunderstood and began chopping this. Luckily we stopped her before she got too far along 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1737924023047303247)  2023-12-21T19:52Z 112K followers, 24.3K engagements


""For the wise men of old the cardinal problem had been how to conform the soul to reality and the solution had been knowledge self-discipline and virtue. For magic and applied science alike the problem is how to subdue reality to the wishes of men: the solution is a technique; and both in the practice of this technique are ready to do things hitherto regarded as disgusting and impioussuch as digging up and mutilating the dead.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1737940031321608546)  2023-12-21T20:56Z 111.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Every time I finish reading Abolition of Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1738022266141880386)  2023-12-22T02:22Z 111.9K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Powerful words"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1738283482663825730)  2023-12-22T19:40Z 111.9K followers, 28.4K engagements


"MLB Competition Committee announced rule changes for [----]. https://t.co/2VbdmhS0cL MLB Competition Committee announced rule changes for [----]. https://t.co/2VbdmhS0cL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1738328791574024393)  2023-12-22T22:40Z 139.8K followers, 12.9K engagements


"This picture is special to me because it was Father's Day and I had my wife and all my sons with me and we saw a rare [----] Padres win at home. Honestly I cried a little lol QT of your absolute favourite capture you took in 2023✨ I still cant believe i captured this moment 😍 https://t.co/JZw5oSbhgf QT of your absolute favourite capture you took in 2023✨ I still cant believe i captured this moment 😍 https://t.co/JZw5oSbhgf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1738736773432525101)  2023-12-24T01:42Z 113K followers, 11.3K engagements


"We couldn't write satire this good at @TheBabylonBee Jesus was born in Asia. He was Asian. The artists in this photo essay bring him back to Asiabut not to ancient Israel. These nine artworks "proclaim the expansiveness of Christs kingdom." https://t.co/qGmeOo79Ak Jesus was born in Asia. He was Asian. The artists in this photo essay bring him back to Asiabut not to ancient Israel. These nine artworks "proclaim the expansiveness of Christs kingdom." https://t.co/qGmeOo79Ak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739061238603354263)  2023-12-24T23:11Z [--] followers, 44.8K engagements


"Dudes will see this and say "heck yes" Merry Christmas frens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1739343670430871578)  2023-12-25T17:53Z 113K followers, 81.7K engagements


"Can't wait to hang this calendar full of beauties on my wall hubba hubba 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739708436148056148)  2023-12-26T18:03Z [--] followers, 25.5K engagements


"@abbythelibb_ This better be the pic for july or we riot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1739788204642119680)  2023-12-26T23:20Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Bible verses that hit different in 2023"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1740045340928258214)  2023-12-27T16:21Z 113K followers, 25.5K engagements


"you've heard of regular dish soap now get ready for CONSERVATIVE dish soap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740157879141925010)  2023-12-27T23:49Z [--] followers, 16.8K engagements


"Technically it was a zoo *ship* He has a point https://t.co/7Gw0vgiyG7 He has a point https://t.co/7Gw0vgiyG7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1740176346842853701)  2023-12-28T01:02Z 113K followers, 16.3K engagements


""The Conservative has exactly the same error as the Progressive. It consists in the fact that each of them allows truth to be determined by time. That is he judges a thing by whether it is of yesterday or today or tomorrow and not by what it is in eternity." - GK Chesterton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1740275827357716551)  2023-12-28T07:37Z [--] followers, 12.5K engagements


"Just finished reading my 52nd and final book of the year. What good books did yall read this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1740541176846131237)  2023-12-29T01:12Z 113K followers, 31.2K engagements


""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1740962449778753859)  2023-12-30T05:06Z 113K followers, 11K engagements


"Last December I set a goal of walking/running the distance from The Shire to Mount Doom using the Conqueror app. I finished the challenge today. Total distance = [----] miles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1741181104613380214)  2023-12-30T19:34Z 113K followers, 24.1K engagements


"Wasn't really worth the [--] twitter likes tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1741185939182059895)  2023-12-30T19:54Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Me explaining to my kids how a congressman was arguing with catturd2 on something that used to be called twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741292568460353793)  2023-12-31T02:57Z [--] followers, 18.9K engagements


"Use a lord of the rings gif to show me your energy going into [----] Use a lord of the rings gif to show me your energy going into [----] https://t.co/u2McjNn91j Use a lord of the rings gif to show me your energy going into [----] https://t.co/u2McjNn91j"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1741684848363024588)  2024-01-01T04:56Z 113.1K followers, 165.3K engagements


"awooga New 'Real Conservative Men' Calendar Features [--] Pictures Of Fully Clothed Thomas Massie Posing With Constitution https://t.co/BZn5GrB7yd https://t.co/skmHRrXn3o New 'Real Conservative Men' Calendar Features [--] Pictures Of Fully Clothed Thomas Massie Posing With Constitution https://t.co/BZn5GrB7yd https://t.co/skmHRrXn3o"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1742221351660966279)  2024-01-02T16:28Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Waiting for this upstart "Relient K" band to get off the stage so Mxpx can start"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743852232481935850)  2024-01-07T04:29Z [--] followers, 10.8K engagements


"We wrote a whole article on the Jew tunnels at @TheBabylonBee but the memers had already done a similar joke so please enjoy this Photoshop we can't use anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1745097632308187419)  2024-01-10T14:57Z 113K followers, 29K engagements


"37 years on this planet and God's mercy is still new every morning. "You're raising the dead in me." Soli Deo gloria"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1745843600766967842)  2024-01-12T16:22Z 112K followers, [----] engagements


"I've been waiting my whole life to turn [--] so I can use this gif"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1745868222677877221)  2024-01-12T17:59Z 113K followers, 14.4K engagements


"@TheBabylonBee Too far guys thank you come again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747389001743692089)  2024-01-16T22:42Z 113K followers, 245.5K engagements


"The joke is that Trump promised vivek an administration position running the white house 7-Eleven. Hope this helps. @TheBabylonBee So is the joke that Trump values him so poorly that he only sees him as a clerk at 7-11. or that you think he's a clerk at 7-11 because of a tired stereotype about Indian people @TheBabylonBee So is the joke that Trump values him so poorly that he only sees him as a clerk at 7-11. or that you think he's a clerk at 7-11 because of a tired stereotype about Indian people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747422064389304732)  2024-01-17T00:54Z [--] followers, 186.4K engagements


"@TheBabylonBee Take this down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747433701049598242)  2024-01-17T01:40Z 113K followers, 83.9K engagements


"Protestants used to build churches like this. What happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747467964751008154)  2024-01-17T03:56Z 113K followers, 34.3K engagements


"How keyboard warriors respond to a joke about Vivek vs. How Vivek responds to a joke about Vivek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747640246039453912)  2024-01-17T15:21Z 113K followers, 36.8K engagements


"Sorry - in case it wasn't clear - the joke is that Trump promised vivek an administration position running the white house 7-Eleven. Hope this helps. @The_Kyle_Mann Lol what a cowardly dodge. Come on pussy - explain why this is funny. @The_Kyle_Mann Lol what a cowardly dodge. Come on pussy - explain why this is funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747656417765712132)  2024-01-17T16:25Z 113K followers, 44K engagements


"two literary masters of their respective eras trending together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747656987356320198)  2024-01-17T16:27Z 113K followers, 18.7K engagements


"It's a little more complicated of a joke than we usually tell so I understand why it's confusing. Let me try and explain: It's that Trump promised Vivek an administration position running the white house 7-Eleven. Hope this helps. @The_Kyle_Mann So you are scared to actually explain why you think the joke is funny. Very typical @The_Kyle_Mann So you are scared to actually explain why you think the joke is funny. Very typical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747693944493007143)  2024-01-17T18:54Z [--] followers, 56K engagements


"@dandarling Nah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747848486853484669)  2024-01-18T05:08Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"True conservatism does not call us to stand idly by while the things we love are destroyed. It calls us to renew defend and fight for the true good and beautiful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1747850222657753250)  2024-01-18T05:15Z 113K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Maybe they should have stuck to ya know sports stories - perhaps with some illustrations JUST IN - Sports Illustrated's entire staff has reportedly been told they are being laid off in an email on Friday Daily Mail JUST IN - Sports Illustrated's entire staff has reportedly been told they are being laid off in an email on Friday Daily Mail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1748457474397819245)  2024-01-19T21:28Z 113K followers, 12.4K engagements


"I already wanted to see the meme Google you don't have to sell it to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1748548893145444437)  2024-01-20T03:31Z 113K followers, 28.8K engagements


"Faramir Captain of the White Tower is our Taylor Swift. "I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness nor the arrow for its swiftness nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying "wait you felt that way we were all feeling this way" do men have someone like that the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748785206725861477)  2024-01-20T19:10Z [--] followers, 17.3K engagements


"The definition of insanity is nominating the same geriatric candidates for president over and over and expecting different results"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749099078947111071)  2024-01-21T15:58Z 113K followers, 102.4K engagements


"@TheBabylonBee This is offensive to brave trans women please delete"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749179057412157681)  2024-01-21T21:16Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@SethDillon I'm still writing in Ron Paul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749258820323557425)  2024-01-22T02:32Z 113K followers, [--] engagements


"Travis Kelce has seen his own shadow predicting at least one more week of having to see Taylor Swift footage during NFL games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749264481019207758)  2024-01-22T02:55Z 113K followers, 12.7K engagements


"My 13yo son: "Dad it seems like The Abolition of Man is just a long diss track against some old school textbook.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749313520192344415)  2024-01-22T06:10Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"Did you know Nikki Haley became the first black person to break the color barrier in MLB when she made her debut for the Dodgers in [----] #baseballtrivia #mlb #BlackLivesMatter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749470513397997913)  2024-01-22T16:34Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I think a lot about C.S. Lewis's framing of life as a series of choices conscious or otherwise each of which makes us more into a devil or more conformed to the image of Christ. Part of what people miss when they think "Well I'll just repent right before I die" - other than the obvious observation that not everyone has that chance - is that after you've lived a long life in rebellion to God you've likely hardened your heart to the point where you're no longer the sort of creature who can repent. You're "fixed for ever in a universe of pure hatred." Every time you make a choice you are turning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1749804620724252869)  2024-01-23T14:41Z 113K followers, 132.2K engagements


"@TheBabylonBee You can't be both pro-razor wire and pro-life. Take this down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1749912701873405965)  2024-01-23T21:51Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Plotting @TheBabylonBee's takeover of the world with @jarretlemaster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1750029448660017175)  2024-01-24T05:35Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@HillaryClinton If anyone knows what it feels like to lose it's you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1750289175054594231)  2024-01-24T22:47Z 113K followers, 32.5K engagements


"At last a liberal late night host Jon Stewart will return to host The Daily Show. He will act as host on Monday nights throughout [----]. https://t.co/OIzq2LqZhg Jon Stewart will return to host The Daily Show. He will act as host on Monday nights throughout [----]. https://t.co/OIzq2LqZhg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1750293308629291153)  2024-01-24T23:03Z 113K followers, 107.9K engagements


"Pour one out for the laid-off @latimes journos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1750569293085872506)  2024-01-25T17:20Z 113K followers, 195.7K engagements


"Here's just a sample of articles we published in the last month-ish making fun of Trump ya wanker Babylon Bee articles you will never see again https://t.co/qoQNWco0Pf Babylon Bee articles you will never see again https://t.co/qoQNWco0Pf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1750734628577579182)  2024-01-26T04:17Z 113K followers, 17.2K engagements


"We at @TheBabylonBee predicted Shapiro's rap career over a year ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1751087726890459630)  2024-01-27T03:40Z 113.1K followers, 148.9K engagements


"Photographic evidence of actual bullets Israel fired into a Gaza hospital 😡😡😡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1751302182409028055)  2024-01-27T17:52Z 113.2K followers, [----] engagements


"watching the Ravens defense try their hardest to make us hear about Taylor Swift for another [--] weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1751708846412972295)  2024-01-28T20:48Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@reddit_lies More importantly how does a pie chart make sense for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1751771034318176715)  2024-01-29T00:55Z 113.1K followers, 111.3K engagements


"@FuzzInvasion @reddit_lies But why is it a pie chart tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1752100985349325245)  2024-01-29T22:46Z 113K followers, [----] engagements


"@batcow1239 @FuzzInvasion @reddit_lies I just want to know why a pie chart is the best visual representation of outcomes here. Wouldn't a bar chart or something make more sense Plz explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1752109733698469960)  2024-01-29T23:21Z 113K followers, [---] engagements


"How do you all tweet like [--] times a day Do you have jobs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1752529239138857430)  2024-01-31T03:08Z 113K followers, 23.3K engagements


"I know this one's a bit tough so let me help explain what the joke is. It's that conservatives uncovered a democrat plot to turn taylor swift into an international pop star and the Kansas city chiefs into a dynasty so swift could date a chiefs player and leverage the collective media coverage to get joe biden re-elected. Hoep this helps. Someone was paid to type this https://t.co/TjT2eRJ3uS Someone was paid to type this https://t.co/TjT2eRJ3uS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1753084354702790790)  2024-02-01T15:54Z 113.1K followers, 53.9K engagements


"Actual footage of the disciples plotting to steal the body: And no Jesus was not resurrected. His disciples stole the body during the night. Jesus yearned for deathand death is what he received. "For everyone who asks receives." Jesus of Nazareth Luke 11:10 And no Jesus was not resurrected. His disciples stole the body during the night. Jesus yearned for deathand death is what he received. "For everyone who asks receives." Jesus of Nazareth Luke 11:10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1753423315522461823)  2024-02-02T14:21Z 113K followers, 104.7K engagements


"@IMAO_ @benshapiro He'll endorse biden during his super bowl half time show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1753430656875688113)  2024-02-02T14:50Z 113.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Netflix's live-action "Avatar: The Last Airbender" series is toning down the sexism. "We took out the element of how sexist Sokka was. I feel like there were a lot of moments in the original show that were iffy" says Kiawentiio (Katara). Yeah totally adds Ian Ousley https://t.co/1TiqCIGlpm Netflix's live-action "Avatar: The Last Airbender" series is toning down the sexism. "We took out the element of how sexist Sokka was. I feel like there were a lot of moments in the original show that were iffy" says Kiawentiio (Katara). Yeah totally adds Ian Ousley https://t.co/1TiqCIGlpm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1753454545014030728)  2024-02-02T16:25Z 113.1K followers, 15.3K engagements


"It is sad to see what the inevitable hopelessness and despair of nihilistic rationalism do to a genius mind like George RR Martin's: "2023 was a nightmare of a year. It is hard to escape the feeling that we are living in the Weimar Republic. Has anything I have ever written here ever changed a single mind a single vote I see no evidence of that. The era of rational discourse seems to have ended. And death is everywhere. Only a handful of us remain and for how long I wonder I know I have forgotten people in the list above and maybe that is the destiny that awaits all of us to be forgotten.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1753831475403960790)  2024-02-03T17:23Z 113.1K followers, 24.2K engagements


"There's a lot of doom on Twitter but there's a lot of goodness out in the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755090567300833708)  2024-02-07T04:46Z 113.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm a huge board game nerd. I usually play deep strategy games and such. But by far the best game I've played recently is Super Stadium Baseball which I randomly got for Christmas. It has realistic pitching with sinkers curves fastballs and changeups. We play for hours lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755097731490808308)  2024-02-07T05:14Z 113.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump: "you know what i like to drink DRANO. Fantastic stuff. Goes down smooth and it's made by a NON WOKE company." Maga accounts: "just picked up some DRANO to own the RINOs gonna chug it when I get home woooo""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755102804178587670)  2024-02-07T05:34Z 113.4K followers, 205.2K engagements


"@FalloutBunker8 Lots of em"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755107808071311833)  2024-02-07T05:54Z 113.2K followers, 64.3K engagements


"My kids have explained to me what "bet" means and I still don't get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755361504348766570)  2024-02-07T22:42Z 113.2K followers, 15.3K engagements


"@GhostStalker451 I have a lot of followers and still just tweet board game pics and baseball thoughts no one interacts with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755442100639027693)  2024-02-08T04:03Z 113.2K followers, [---] engagements


"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb and he almost deserved it. And then the dragons arrived. In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God and the Word was God. And then the dragons arrived. https://t.co/ohXVrAe82X In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God and the Word was God. And then the dragons arrived. https://t.co/ohXVrAe82X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755444642806661554)  2024-02-08T04:13Z 113.2K followers, 30.8K engagements


""Finw alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755610404347367727)  2024-02-08T15:11Z 113.2K followers, [----] engagements


"With all the technological advancement over the past few decades there's still no more productive input device than a mouse and keyboard. Tablets and smartphones are terrible to type on laptop trackpads all suck (yes including Apple's). Voice and gesture inputs are bad. Give me the ol' WASD and a ball mouse any day and I'll be pwning noobs in CS1.5 and typing furiously while you're all looking like goofballs gesturing around in the air and pinch and zooming like losers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755665032564838719)  2024-02-08T18:48Z 113.7K followers, 24.9K engagements


"Me in the early 2000s playing CS1.5 with pinpoint accuracy vs. you waving your hands around hitting the griddy to try and tap a few words out we are not the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755665591145467939)  2024-02-08T18:51Z 113.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Toobin is excited to be back at CNN to lend a hand It is a historic disgrace for the Supreme Court that Clarence Thomas is on the bench for todays argument. The legal issue in the case is about the insurrection in which his wife was a participant. #SCOTUS It is a historic disgrace for the Supreme Court that Clarence Thomas is on the bench for todays argument. The legal issue in the case is about the insurrection in which his wife was a participant. #SCOTUS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755786962307629143)  2024-02-09T02:53Z 113.2K followers, 17K engagements


"I hope before they let Biden launch nukes they have some sort of a challenge question like "Which country has big pyramids and a sphinx""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1755975120223666648)  2024-02-09T15:21Z 113.4K followers, 155.9K engagements


""Why did you invade Ukraine" "Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1756104078957146405)  2024-02-09T23:53Z 113.2K followers, 23.3K engagements


"17 years of marriage. Highly recommend 5/5 stars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1756521427023597628)  2024-02-11T03:31Z 113.2K followers, 59.1K engagements


"In the most important sports news of the day it's [--] days til baseball season starts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1756738264021799049)  2024-02-11T17:53Z 113.2K followers, 10.9K engagements


"@JeffCatholic @BillyCrystalEsp All to lose to the dbacks in the divisional series"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1756791017431564364)  2024-02-11T21:23Z 113.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Now for wrath now for ruin and the red dawn Forth Eorlingas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1756872558262260215)  2024-02-12T02:47Z 113.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@AlScott1998 @MVPSportsLZ @JURICKSONPROFAR world series confirmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1757084759870816327)  2024-02-12T16:50Z 113.2K followers, [---] engagements


"The He Gets Us ads are bad. They're poorly written and shot (a.i. images really) set to cheesy music and it's unclear what point it is they're trying to make or what kind of effect they're supposed to have. But at the heart of the problem is the ads point to just one dimension of our infinitely dimensioned Christ. Now of course no 1-minute ad or even all the books in the whole world could possibly explore the full character of our God. But in this case the ad intentionally emphasizes his compassion at the expense of the rest of Him. Yes despite the vulgarity of the expression Jesus "gets""  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1757101428437565539)  2024-02-12T17:56Z 113.2K followers, 67.2K engagements


"@TigerlillySusan Yes it's from mere Christianity. I understand your point but I think it's clear in context he's providing an interpretation of Christ's teaching and not claiming it's a quote. I think it's a far cry from what Jesus Calling does"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1757129242004054170)  2024-02-12T19:47Z 113.2K followers, [---] engagements


"This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1757429218076733696)  2024-02-13T15:39Z 113.3K followers, [----] engagements


"The spiderman franchise would be much better if Sony stopped making new movies and just put this bad boy back in the theaters every year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1757830844620943788)  2024-02-14T18:15Z 113.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@mommymidcentury . i was supposed to get her something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1757891217063399739)  2024-02-14T22:15Z 113.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Infinite joy and a meaningful life for $20000 A steal The average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is $20813 annually. Do you want kids The average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is $20813 annually. Do you want kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1758286800349757681)  2024-02-16T00:26Z 113.5K followers, 212.5K engagements


"New @TheBabylonBee shirt just dropped 👇 https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/none-of-these-candidates-t-shirt https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/none-of-these-candidates-t-shirt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1758289584138625249)  2024-02-16T00:37Z 139.4K followers, 157.5K engagements


"Introducing Sora our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to [--] seconds featuring highly detailed scenes complex camera motion and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. https://t.co/7j2JN27M3W Prompt: Beautiful snowy https://t.co/ruTEWn87vf Introducing Sora our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to [--] seconds featuring highly detailed scenes complex camera motion and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. https://t.co/7j2JN27M3W Prompt: Beautiful snowy https://t.co/ruTEWn87vf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1758497977189236743)  2024-02-16T14:26Z 113.4K followers, 10.6K engagements


""For the wise men of old the cardinal problem had been how to conform the soul to reality and the solution had been knowledge self-discipline and virtue. For magic and applied science alike the problem is how to subdue reality to the wishes of men. It might be going too far to say that the modern scientific movement was tainted from its birth: but I think it would be true to say that it was born in an unhealthy neighbourhood and at an inauspicious hour. Its triumphs may have been too rapid and purchased at too high a price: reconsideration and something like repentance may be required." Lewis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1758502371205030168)  2024-02-16T14:43Z 113.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Keep gay sex acts in congress where they belong Two male subway surfers are caught having SEX on top of moving NYC train while another films them https://t.co/4z4AsM0MK5 https://t.co/SGOZ3tpfw1 Two male subway surfers are caught having SEX on top of moving NYC train while another films them https://t.co/4z4AsM0MK5 https://t.co/SGOZ3tpfw1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1758539705610809774)  2024-02-16T17:11Z 113.4K followers, 11.9K engagements


"New DeSantis kicks just dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1759293971925496136)  2024-02-18T19:09Z 113.4K followers, 28.1K engagements


"@AmyA1A @L0calizeL1berty I can't keep track if I'm a shill for Trump or DeSantis these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1759322981921423692)  2024-02-18T21:04Z 113.4K followers, [--] engagements


"A strong album where the follow-up was even better A strong album where the follow-up was even better https://t.co/bGHGmSZqEi A strong album where the follow-up was even better https://t.co/bGHGmSZqEi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1759384271889031422)  2024-02-19T01:07Z 113.5K followers, 60.3K engagements


"Wouldn't be the first time a Democrat tried to buy a black man Get the f*ck off the Supreme Court John Oliver offers Clarence Thomas a luxury motor coach and $1 million a year to resign from the Supreme Court. (Video: HBO) https://t.co/LUVD6zC5o3 Get the f*ck off the Supreme Court John Oliver offers Clarence Thomas a luxury motor coach and $1 million a year to resign from the Supreme Court. (Video: HBO) https://t.co/LUVD6zC5o3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1759976891933499821)  2024-02-20T16:22Z 113.5K followers, 78.2K engagements


"The year is [----]. Nikki Haley's head in a jar has still refused to drop out of the [----] presidential race"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1759993782848893419)  2024-02-20T17:29Z 113.5K followers, [----] engagements


"It's with great pleasure that I inform you there is baseball being played today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1760711276815372360)  2024-02-22T17:00Z 127.6K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Her: what are you thinkin about baby Me: I miss those discs that had a bunch of game demos 😢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1760861412560449584)  2024-02-23T02:57Z 113.5K followers, [----] engagements

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@The_Kyle_Mann Avatar @The_Kyle_Mann Kyle Mann

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Social Influence

Social category influence celebrities us election technology brands countries social networks finance gaming stocks travel destinations mlb

Social topic influence elon musk, twitter, mlb, money, kamala harris, joe biden, aoc, if you, lord of, white house

Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Babylon (BABY) Rally (RLY) GrokCoin (GROKCOIN) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) DoorDash Inc. (DASH)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Disneyland with my sister @TheMeganMann"
X Link 2020-03-05T22:12Z 153.6K followers, [--] engagements

"It's like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel"
X Link 2020-05-05T22:21Z 132.2K followers, [---] engagements

"Facebook really doesn't want you sharing @thebabylonbee posts"
X Link 2020-05-27T15:55Z 156.5K followers, [----] engagements

".@snopes is running full defense for the Harris campaign"
X Link 2020-09-23T15:26Z 131.8K followers, [---] engagements

"Libs unironically sharing the @TheBabylonBee article about NBA players wearing lace collars is pretty funny"
X Link 2020-09-23T17:34Z 131.4K followers, 26.9K engagements

"@TGC I hope President Kamala rewards you with a place of honor in the gulags"
X Link 2021-01-12T15:48Z 131.4K followers, [--] engagements

"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"
X Link 2021-02-06T18:59Z 156.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Our video mocking Twitter employees for being too sensitive was flagged by Twitter for sensitive content 💀💀"
X Link 2022-04-28T02:33Z 131.2K followers, 75.3K engagements

"Lezgooo #PadresWin"
X Link 2022-10-10T02:15Z 131.6K followers, [--] engagements

"For just $8 a month you can sponsor a liberal. via @TheBabylonBee"
X Link 2022-11-11T01:14Z 131.4K followers, 34.6K engagements

"A few recent plays: For Sale The Grizzled Skyrim The Reckoners"
X Link 2022-12-22T05:45Z 156.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@CaseyAHogg I'll let you know in a year"
X Link 2023-01-06T22:53Z 131.6K followers, [--] engagements

"The AP has declared the word "the" offensive. I thought this was a @TheBabylonBee story for a second - and I run The Babylon Bee"
X Link 2023-01-27T14:37Z 147.3K followers, 870.9K engagements

"@TrumpWarRoom I will charge a very reasonable price to come up with better nicknames than "Ron DeSanctimonious" if you guys want"
X Link 2023-06-29T20:41Z 109.7K followers, [----] engagements

"YouTube monetization especially for Shorts is a joke. The short-form cut of our @TheBabylonBee Californians Move to Texas vid got [---] million views and made us. $175. Time to get that Twitter video monetization going @elonmusk"
X Link 2023-06-28T03:05Z 112K followers, 2.3M engagements

"@Azradok @SethDillon i thought y'all were the party of science"
X Link 2023-06-27T18:18Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"This affirmative action ruling is gonna do wonders for Harvard's starcraft team"
X Link 2023-06-30T01:01Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"I went to the movies to see Sound of Freedom but the popcorn butter machine was down. CONSPIRACY"
X Link 2023-07-09T03:09Z 113K followers, 13.8K engagements

"@TheBabylonBee the joke is that joe biden looks like a dead guy"
X Link 2023-07-10T21:16Z 113K followers, 11.2K engagements

"You must have missed the joke - allow me to explain. It's that police thought they found a dead body on a Delaware Beach but it turned out to be Joe Biden"
X Link 2023-07-10T23:25Z 113K followers, 26.5K engagements

"We must close all gyms for [--] weeks to slow the spread of fascism"
X Link 2023-07-18T23:32Z 111.7K followers, 97.2K engagements

"I want a Baptist version of The Hangover where they wake up in the morning and feel great and remember everything that happened the previous evening"
X Link 2023-07-11T22:55Z 112K followers, 11.3K engagements

"Darn you autocorrect"
X Link 2023-07-17T23:11Z 113K followers, 11.7K engagements

"How can you not dig the name "X" All the dopest stuff has an X in it"
X Link 2023-07-24T20:44Z 131.2K followers, 11.1K engagements

"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"
X Link 2023-08-04T01:58Z 113K followers, 253.6K engagements

"Here's what I've read so far this year. What books are you guys knocking out What should I read next"
X Link 2023-08-09T13:55Z 113K followers, 19.4K engagements

"A baseball movie where a washed up ball player signs one of those [--] day contracts so he can retire with his main team but then half the team falls ill and he has to go in to prevent a forfeit and wins"
X Link 2023-08-12T00:24Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Did we at @thebabylonbee get the pros and cons of living in YOUR state right (Of course we did. We're 100% accurate fake news.)"
X Link 2023-08-13T17:36Z 113K followers, 321.6K engagements

"I like that Rich Men North of Richmond song but I do think the line "Dr. Fauci's a funny little elf / But Lord knows Epstein didn't kill himself" was a little on the nose"
X Link 2023-08-13T20:19Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@TonyMcLennan1 @TheBabylonBee We steal all our jokes from Garfield And friends"
X Link 2023-08-13T22:39Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Also in the division series they put him in for [--] relief innings and I'm pretty sure that's illegal now"
X Link 2023-08-18T03:46Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Hurricane Hilary is so powerful it's expected to put California's cities back together"
X Link 2023-08-18T16:35Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Ohtani hits a grand slam and the Angels turn a TRIPLE PLAY as they lose the game 9-6 the meme has once again been fulfilled"
X Link 2023-08-19T15:17Z 113K followers, 10.4K engagements

"Reality has beaten my @TheBabylonBee writers to the punch again. Come on guys we gotta do better"
X Link 2023-08-20T16:41Z 113K followers, 530.9K engagements

"The experts' predictions about Hurricane Hilary were entirely wrong but they want you to believe they know what the weather is going to be like in [---] years"
X Link 2023-08-21T16:33Z 113K followers, 12.5K engagements

"I'm starting to suspect Joe Biden is actually just a terrible person"
X Link 2023-08-22T17:03Z 113K followers, 11.7K engagements

"@TheBrandonMorse Arise arise Riders of Thoden Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter spear shall be shaken shield be splintered a sword-day a red day ere the sun rises Ride now ride now Ride to Gondor"
X Link 2023-08-25T22:09Z 113K followers, [---] engagements

"I propose Monday be national Bob Barker Day a holiday where everyone calls in sick and stays home to watch daytime TV with a bowl of soup"
X Link 2023-08-26T18:59Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@MattsIdeaShop Gandalf is essentially a small-g god so the others don't really compare"
X Link 2023-08-28T04:30Z 113.1K followers, [---] engagements

"Sometimes I peruse The Onion's headlines just to remind myself libs and conservatives live in two different realities"
X Link 2023-08-29T19:27Z 131.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@MattWalshBlog "What's your favorite part of being childless" "Oh I get to be. hungover.""
X Link 2023-09-03T16:57Z 113K followers, 14.1K engagements

"Are there advantages to not having kids Yep of course. Not everyone needs to have kids or is able to have kids and those people can still find a fulfilling meaningful life in a different way than parents do. But one of the underlying presuppositions I see in all these "childless by choice" coping videos is that the goal of life is to follow your every impulse and do whatever brings you the most happiness. One of the best parts of having kids honestly is it made me into a better person. I had to grow up. I had to take my job seriously. I couldn't be selfish. I had to pursue something"
X Link 2023-09-03T17:17Z 145.2K followers, 1M engagements

"@JakeGosselin San Clemente is cool. But as a general rule live as close to San Diego and as far from LA as possible"
X Link 2023-09-08T16:59Z 113K followers, [--] engagements

"Different person but otherwise another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"
X Link 2023-09-15T15:21Z 131.6K followers, 172.1K engagements

"A therapy office for men but you go inside and it's just a cigar lounge and maybe there's an mma ring in there too"
X Link 2023-09-15T16:36Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Few copies of the Bible chesterton some classics strewn about. Books about the Roman empire. Weight rack in the corner. Indoor batting cage in the back"
X Link 2023-09-15T16:38Z 132.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Watching one of the worst teams in baseball. and the Oakland As"
X Link 2023-09-16T20:44Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Found horrifying symbols of Christian nationalism on my trail run today"
X Link 2023-09-17T17:33Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"
X Link 2023-09-17T21:08Z 131.6K followers, 303.3K engagements

"I need to pick a football team to be a fan of since I don't have a team to make me miserable like the Padres do during baseball season. I didn't really grow up with a team beyond following the Cowboys for a little while in the '90s. I went to Chargers games a couple times a season and then they left town the bums. My wife said I should be a Rams fan since her dad was. They also have a nice logo and colors. Open to other suggestions"
X Link 2023-09-17T21:59Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Huge mistake tbh Elon Musk is now following Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) Elon Musk is now following Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann)"
X Link 2023-09-17T22:16Z 132.1K followers, 17.7K engagements

"Have the marines tried having a guy press a button on the f35's key fob while pressing it up against his chin so his head acts as an antenna"
X Link 2023-09-18T16:52Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

""Capitalism has way too much water. Got em""
X Link 2023-09-20T02:37Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Them: why don't guys ever cry Me reading this passage: 😢"
X Link 2023-09-21T17:44Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@realDavidBJr Yes. Get the master chief collection and play at least the first game"
X Link 2023-09-30T23:37Z 113K followers, [---] engagements

"@samsko It's gonna end with Rich Hill getting the W somehow 😅"
X Link 2023-10-01T22:21Z 113K followers, [---] engagements

"The joke is that saints in heaven were shocked to learn catholics have been trying to talk to them this whole time. Hope this helps"
X Link 2023-10-06T00:08Z 111.1K followers, 64.4K engagements

"Pumpkin ales are just pumpkin spice lattes for us dudes but I'm ok with that"
X Link 2023-10-06T01:48Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@Bizaro_Stormy no we also make fun of the funny hats Archaeologists Discover Giant Pope Hat Worn By Apostle Peter https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-giant-pope-hat-worn-by-apostle-peter https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-giant-pope-hat-worn-by-apostle-peter"
X Link 2023-10-06T20:21Z 123.1K followers, [----] engagements

"** mashes left button ** @The_Kyle_Mann @Bizaro_Stormy This one did it better https://t.co/AaSQvqUJRJ @The_Kyle_Mann @Bizaro_Stormy This one did it better https://t.co/AaSQvqUJRJ"
X Link 2023-10-07T02:42Z 131.2K followers, 23.1K engagements

"I love playoff baseball"
X Link 2023-10-10T01:27Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@paulkrugman When you become a Babylon Bee article from [--] years ago"
X Link 2023-10-12T19:01Z 113K followers, 163.1K engagements

"If one of my @TheBabylonBee writers had pitched this I'd have rejected it for being too absurd"
X Link 2023-10-13T01:15Z 109.3K followers, 86.9K engagements

"10 ways Lizzo points us to Christ"
X Link 2023-10-15T17:24Z 113K followers, 11.5K engagements

"Imagine how much more frightening Hamas' call for terrorist attacks would be if our president had let [--] million undocumented foreigners across our border and just completely lost track of them"
X Link 2023-10-15T19:59Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements

"My 13-year-old wrote and recorded a metal song in our garage and it'd make his day if you'd give it a share/listen :) 🤘"
X Link 2023-10-16T18:33Z 113K followers, 13K engagements

"7 ways Christ points us to Taylor Swift"
X Link 2023-10-17T15:56Z 132.3K followers, 10.3K engagements

"Instead of picking a Speaker why don't the Republicans just take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major affairs"
X Link 2023-10-17T17:40Z 109.7K followers, 11.5K engagements

"The irony of celebrating a birthday for an organization dedicated to making sure millions of babies never see their first one"
X Link 2023-10-17T21:34Z 131.2K followers, 18.5K engagements

"i'm begging Christians to please stop with the cringe advertising. What does this even mean lol"
X Link 2023-10-17T23:57Z 113K followers, 164.6K engagements

"Better ad ideas for them: - Jesus crushed Satan under his heel harder than Schwarber crushed that ball to right field - Josh Hader may have saved the game but Jesus can save your soul - You are dead in your sins and trespasses but can be saved if you repent and believe"
X Link 2023-10-18T00:26Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"The Phillies are lookin' unstoppable rn"
X Link 2023-10-18T00:28Z 109.4K followers, 14.8K engagements

"@StockTrades629 I mean in the broader sense - having knocked out the Braves without breaking a sweat and hitting Gallen early yesterday - I dunno. I'd love to see the Diamondbacks get to the WS again but I don't see it"
X Link 2023-10-18T00:31Z 113K followers, [--] engagements

"Never forget when @USATODAY fact-checked our @TheBabylonBee article that the Ninth Circuit Court overturned RBG's death"
X Link 2023-10-20T18:39Z 109.6K followers, 197.3K engagements

"@SethDillon Only up to [--] pronouns Do better @Uber"
X Link 2023-10-22T22:10Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Have the Astros considered pulling a fire alarm"
X Link 2023-10-24T02:14Z 109.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Rob Manfred realizing the world series might be Rangers-Diamondbacks"
X Link 2023-10-24T03:53Z 109.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Meeting between a communist dictator and xi jinping"
X Link 2023-10-25T16:07Z 109.7K followers, 66.3K engagements

"When you kick out the speaker of the house with no plan whatsoever and through a comedy of errors end up getting a based conservative Christian as speaker"
X Link 2023-10-26T03:02Z 109.7K followers, 17.5K engagements

"No one: Absolutely no one: Elon musk: "do you guys wanna see the cyber truck withstand a direct hit from a trebuchet""
X Link 2023-11-04T18:55Z 110.1K followers, 49.1K engagements

"99 days til spring training ⚾"
X Link 2023-11-05T00:48Z 110.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled"
X Link 2023-11-09T15:53Z 111.4K followers, 524.1K engagements

"We are proud to formally extend an offer to this Vox journalist to come write for us here at @TheBabylonBee"
X Link 2023-11-10T16:06Z 113.1K followers, 664.9K engagements

"@Not_the_Bee Unfollowing"
X Link 2023-11-11T19:14Z 110.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I guess this means we won't be seeing Daily Wire's Little Mermaid remake starring Candace Owens"
X Link 2023-11-15T23:12Z 126.4K followers, 166.2K engagements

"@SethDillon Is this coming out of my Christmas bonus"
X Link 2023-11-18T18:49Z 111.2K followers, 161.4K engagements

"(If my mom is checking my Twitter this is a candy cigar)"
X Link 2023-11-20T01:39Z 111.1K followers, [----] engagements

"Screwtape Letters is so cutting and relevant today that I'll never understand why people feel the need to make up fake quotes from it"
X Link 2023-11-23T19:03Z 111.2K followers, 43.8K engagements

"Here's a real quote from Screwtape that's deeper and better-written than the fake one: "About the general connection between Christianity and politics our position is more delicate. Certainly we do not want men to allow their Christianity to flow over into their political life for the establishment of anything like a really just society would be a major disaster. On the other hand we do want and want very much to make men treat Christianity as a means; preferably of course as a means to their own advancement but failing that as a means to anything even to social justice.""
X Link 2023-11-23T19:05Z 111.2K followers, [----] engagements

"God bless this poor boomer who tried to pitch us a @TheBabylonBee video idea by. editing our Wikipedia page to add the pitch as its own section"
X Link 2023-11-27T15:21Z 111.5K followers, 62.7K engagements

"My boy stole home just call him Acua Jr. Jr"
X Link 2023-12-01T04:39Z 111.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Avowed atheist Rob Reiner: "I'm looking for Christians to interview in my documentary slamming Christians." David French Phil Vischer Russell Moore: "Say no more fam.""
X Link 2023-12-08T04:50Z 139.8K followers, 287.5K engagements

"Its actually pretty incredible how this skit featured liberals being unwilling to call genocide bad - and they WEREN'T the punchline of the joke. Just shows how unfunny you can get if you're unwilling to make fun of people on your side"
X Link 2023-12-10T18:05Z 111.7K followers, 69.5K engagements

"Cmon my @TheBabylonBee writers why didn't we come up with this first"
X Link 2023-12-11T18:44Z 111.6K followers, 15.8K engagements

"Sodom Gomorrah Wondering Why America Hasn't Been Obliterated Yet"
X Link 2023-12-16T16:30Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Hundreds of panicked congressmen are currently checking to see if the leaked gay sex tape was one of theirs"
X Link 2023-12-16T18:08Z 113K followers, 12.5K engagements

"Tell me you've never listened to Pet Sounds without telling me smh"
X Link 2023-12-17T02:38Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements

"POV: you made all the right choices in life"
X Link 2023-12-17T03:32Z 111.7K followers, [----] engagements

"The Christian Nationalism I'd support is forcing all teachers to memorize The Abolition of Man before allowing them to teach"
X Link 2023-12-21T19:15Z 111.9K followers, [----] engagements

"We were working on a @TheBabylonBee article about Hulk Hogan getting baptized and our Photoshopper misunderstood and began chopping this. Luckily we stopped her before she got too far along 😅"
X Link 2023-12-21T19:52Z 112K followers, 24.3K engagements

""For the wise men of old the cardinal problem had been how to conform the soul to reality and the solution had been knowledge self-discipline and virtue. For magic and applied science alike the problem is how to subdue reality to the wishes of men: the solution is a technique; and both in the practice of this technique are ready to do things hitherto regarded as disgusting and impioussuch as digging up and mutilating the dead.""
X Link 2023-12-21T20:56Z 111.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Every time I finish reading Abolition of Man"
X Link 2023-12-22T02:22Z 111.9K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Powerful words"
X Link 2023-12-22T19:40Z 111.9K followers, 28.4K engagements

"MLB Competition Committee announced rule changes for [----]. https://t.co/2VbdmhS0cL MLB Competition Committee announced rule changes for [----]. https://t.co/2VbdmhS0cL"
X Link 2023-12-22T22:40Z 139.8K followers, 12.9K engagements

"This picture is special to me because it was Father's Day and I had my wife and all my sons with me and we saw a rare [----] Padres win at home. Honestly I cried a little lol QT of your absolute favourite capture you took in 2023✨ I still cant believe i captured this moment 😍 https://t.co/JZw5oSbhgf QT of your absolute favourite capture you took in 2023✨ I still cant believe i captured this moment 😍 https://t.co/JZw5oSbhgf"
X Link 2023-12-24T01:42Z 113K followers, 11.3K engagements

"We couldn't write satire this good at @TheBabylonBee Jesus was born in Asia. He was Asian. The artists in this photo essay bring him back to Asiabut not to ancient Israel. These nine artworks "proclaim the expansiveness of Christs kingdom." https://t.co/qGmeOo79Ak Jesus was born in Asia. He was Asian. The artists in this photo essay bring him back to Asiabut not to ancient Israel. These nine artworks "proclaim the expansiveness of Christs kingdom." https://t.co/qGmeOo79Ak"
X Link 2023-12-24T23:11Z [--] followers, 44.8K engagements

"Dudes will see this and say "heck yes" Merry Christmas frens"
X Link 2023-12-25T17:53Z 113K followers, 81.7K engagements

"Can't wait to hang this calendar full of beauties on my wall hubba hubba 😍"
X Link 2023-12-26T18:03Z [--] followers, 25.5K engagements

"@abbythelibb_ This better be the pic for july or we riot"
X Link 2023-12-26T23:20Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Bible verses that hit different in 2023"
X Link 2023-12-27T16:21Z 113K followers, 25.5K engagements

"you've heard of regular dish soap now get ready for CONSERVATIVE dish soap"
X Link 2023-12-27T23:49Z [--] followers, 16.8K engagements

"Technically it was a zoo ship He has a point https://t.co/7Gw0vgiyG7 He has a point https://t.co/7Gw0vgiyG7"
X Link 2023-12-28T01:02Z 113K followers, 16.3K engagements

""The Conservative has exactly the same error as the Progressive. It consists in the fact that each of them allows truth to be determined by time. That is he judges a thing by whether it is of yesterday or today or tomorrow and not by what it is in eternity." - GK Chesterton"
X Link 2023-12-28T07:37Z [--] followers, 12.5K engagements

"Just finished reading my 52nd and final book of the year. What good books did yall read this year"
X Link 2023-12-29T01:12Z 113K followers, 31.2K engagements

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.""
X Link 2023-12-30T05:06Z 113K followers, 11K engagements

"Last December I set a goal of walking/running the distance from The Shire to Mount Doom using the Conqueror app. I finished the challenge today. Total distance = [----] miles"
X Link 2023-12-30T19:34Z 113K followers, 24.1K engagements

"Wasn't really worth the [--] twitter likes tbh"
X Link 2023-12-30T19:54Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Me explaining to my kids how a congressman was arguing with catturd2 on something that used to be called twitter"
X Link 2023-12-31T02:57Z [--] followers, 18.9K engagements

"Use a lord of the rings gif to show me your energy going into [----] Use a lord of the rings gif to show me your energy going into [----] https://t.co/u2McjNn91j Use a lord of the rings gif to show me your energy going into [----] https://t.co/u2McjNn91j"
X Link 2024-01-01T04:56Z 113.1K followers, 165.3K engagements

"awooga New 'Real Conservative Men' Calendar Features [--] Pictures Of Fully Clothed Thomas Massie Posing With Constitution https://t.co/BZn5GrB7yd https://t.co/skmHRrXn3o New 'Real Conservative Men' Calendar Features [--] Pictures Of Fully Clothed Thomas Massie Posing With Constitution https://t.co/BZn5GrB7yd https://t.co/skmHRrXn3o"
X Link 2024-01-02T16:28Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Waiting for this upstart "Relient K" band to get off the stage so Mxpx can start"
X Link 2024-01-07T04:29Z [--] followers, 10.8K engagements

"We wrote a whole article on the Jew tunnels at @TheBabylonBee but the memers had already done a similar joke so please enjoy this Photoshop we can't use anymore"
X Link 2024-01-10T14:57Z 113K followers, 29K engagements

"37 years on this planet and God's mercy is still new every morning. "You're raising the dead in me." Soli Deo gloria"
X Link 2024-01-12T16:22Z 112K followers, [----] engagements

"I've been waiting my whole life to turn [--] so I can use this gif"
X Link 2024-01-12T17:59Z 113K followers, 14.4K engagements

"@TheBabylonBee Too far guys thank you come again"
X Link 2024-01-16T22:42Z 113K followers, 245.5K engagements

"The joke is that Trump promised vivek an administration position running the white house 7-Eleven. Hope this helps. @TheBabylonBee So is the joke that Trump values him so poorly that he only sees him as a clerk at 7-11. or that you think he's a clerk at 7-11 because of a tired stereotype about Indian people @TheBabylonBee So is the joke that Trump values him so poorly that he only sees him as a clerk at 7-11. or that you think he's a clerk at 7-11 because of a tired stereotype about Indian people"
X Link 2024-01-17T00:54Z [--] followers, 186.4K engagements

"@TheBabylonBee Take this down"
X Link 2024-01-17T01:40Z 113K followers, 83.9K engagements

"Protestants used to build churches like this. What happened"
X Link 2024-01-17T03:56Z 113K followers, 34.3K engagements

"How keyboard warriors respond to a joke about Vivek vs. How Vivek responds to a joke about Vivek"
X Link 2024-01-17T15:21Z 113K followers, 36.8K engagements

"Sorry - in case it wasn't clear - the joke is that Trump promised vivek an administration position running the white house 7-Eleven. Hope this helps. @The_Kyle_Mann Lol what a cowardly dodge. Come on pussy - explain why this is funny. @The_Kyle_Mann Lol what a cowardly dodge. Come on pussy - explain why this is funny"
X Link 2024-01-17T16:25Z 113K followers, 44K engagements

"two literary masters of their respective eras trending together"
X Link 2024-01-17T16:27Z 113K followers, 18.7K engagements

"It's a little more complicated of a joke than we usually tell so I understand why it's confusing. Let me try and explain: It's that Trump promised Vivek an administration position running the white house 7-Eleven. Hope this helps. @The_Kyle_Mann So you are scared to actually explain why you think the joke is funny. Very typical @The_Kyle_Mann So you are scared to actually explain why you think the joke is funny. Very typical"
X Link 2024-01-17T18:54Z [--] followers, 56K engagements

"@dandarling Nah"
X Link 2024-01-18T05:08Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"True conservatism does not call us to stand idly by while the things we love are destroyed. It calls us to renew defend and fight for the true good and beautiful"
X Link 2024-01-18T05:15Z 113K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Maybe they should have stuck to ya know sports stories - perhaps with some illustrations JUST IN - Sports Illustrated's entire staff has reportedly been told they are being laid off in an email on Friday Daily Mail JUST IN - Sports Illustrated's entire staff has reportedly been told they are being laid off in an email on Friday Daily Mail"
X Link 2024-01-19T21:28Z 113K followers, 12.4K engagements

"I already wanted to see the meme Google you don't have to sell it to me"
X Link 2024-01-20T03:31Z 113K followers, 28.8K engagements

"Faramir Captain of the White Tower is our Taylor Swift. "I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness nor the arrow for its swiftness nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying "wait you felt that way we were all feeling this way" do men have someone like that the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't"
X Link 2024-01-20T19:10Z [--] followers, 17.3K engagements

"The definition of insanity is nominating the same geriatric candidates for president over and over and expecting different results"
X Link 2024-01-21T15:58Z 113K followers, 102.4K engagements

"@TheBabylonBee This is offensive to brave trans women please delete"
X Link 2024-01-21T21:16Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@SethDillon I'm still writing in Ron Paul"
X Link 2024-01-22T02:32Z 113K followers, [--] engagements

"Travis Kelce has seen his own shadow predicting at least one more week of having to see Taylor Swift footage during NFL games"
X Link 2024-01-22T02:55Z 113K followers, 12.7K engagements

"My 13yo son: "Dad it seems like The Abolition of Man is just a long diss track against some old school textbook.""
X Link 2024-01-22T06:10Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"Did you know Nikki Haley became the first black person to break the color barrier in MLB when she made her debut for the Dodgers in [----] #baseballtrivia #mlb #BlackLivesMatter"
X Link 2024-01-22T16:34Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements

"I think a lot about C.S. Lewis's framing of life as a series of choices conscious or otherwise each of which makes us more into a devil or more conformed to the image of Christ. Part of what people miss when they think "Well I'll just repent right before I die" - other than the obvious observation that not everyone has that chance - is that after you've lived a long life in rebellion to God you've likely hardened your heart to the point where you're no longer the sort of creature who can repent. You're "fixed for ever in a universe of pure hatred." Every time you make a choice you are turning"
X Link 2024-01-23T14:41Z 113K followers, 132.2K engagements

"@TheBabylonBee You can't be both pro-razor wire and pro-life. Take this down"
X Link 2024-01-23T21:51Z [--] followers, [----] engagements

"Plotting @TheBabylonBee's takeover of the world with @jarretlemaster"
X Link 2024-01-24T05:35Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@HillaryClinton If anyone knows what it feels like to lose it's you"
X Link 2024-01-24T22:47Z 113K followers, 32.5K engagements

"At last a liberal late night host Jon Stewart will return to host The Daily Show. He will act as host on Monday nights throughout [----]. https://t.co/OIzq2LqZhg Jon Stewart will return to host The Daily Show. He will act as host on Monday nights throughout [----]. https://t.co/OIzq2LqZhg"
X Link 2024-01-24T23:03Z 113K followers, 107.9K engagements

"Pour one out for the laid-off @latimes journos"
X Link 2024-01-25T17:20Z 113K followers, 195.7K engagements

"Here's just a sample of articles we published in the last month-ish making fun of Trump ya wanker Babylon Bee articles you will never see again https://t.co/qoQNWco0Pf Babylon Bee articles you will never see again https://t.co/qoQNWco0Pf"
X Link 2024-01-26T04:17Z 113K followers, 17.2K engagements

"We at @TheBabylonBee predicted Shapiro's rap career over a year ago"
X Link 2024-01-27T03:40Z 113.1K followers, 148.9K engagements

"Photographic evidence of actual bullets Israel fired into a Gaza hospital 😡😡😡"
X Link 2024-01-27T17:52Z 113.2K followers, [----] engagements

"watching the Ravens defense try their hardest to make us hear about Taylor Swift for another [--] weeks"
X Link 2024-01-28T20:48Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@reddit_lies More importantly how does a pie chart make sense for this"
X Link 2024-01-29T00:55Z 113.1K followers, 111.3K engagements

"@FuzzInvasion @reddit_lies But why is it a pie chart tho"
X Link 2024-01-29T22:46Z 113K followers, [----] engagements

"@batcow1239 @FuzzInvasion @reddit_lies I just want to know why a pie chart is the best visual representation of outcomes here. Wouldn't a bar chart or something make more sense Plz explain"
X Link 2024-01-29T23:21Z 113K followers, [---] engagements

"How do you all tweet like [--] times a day Do you have jobs"
X Link 2024-01-31T03:08Z 113K followers, 23.3K engagements

"I know this one's a bit tough so let me help explain what the joke is. It's that conservatives uncovered a democrat plot to turn taylor swift into an international pop star and the Kansas city chiefs into a dynasty so swift could date a chiefs player and leverage the collective media coverage to get joe biden re-elected. Hoep this helps. Someone was paid to type this https://t.co/TjT2eRJ3uS Someone was paid to type this https://t.co/TjT2eRJ3uS"
X Link 2024-02-01T15:54Z 113.1K followers, 53.9K engagements

"Actual footage of the disciples plotting to steal the body: And no Jesus was not resurrected. His disciples stole the body during the night. Jesus yearned for deathand death is what he received. "For everyone who asks receives." Jesus of Nazareth Luke 11:10 And no Jesus was not resurrected. His disciples stole the body during the night. Jesus yearned for deathand death is what he received. "For everyone who asks receives." Jesus of Nazareth Luke 11:10"
X Link 2024-02-02T14:21Z 113K followers, 104.7K engagements

"@IMAO_ @benshapiro He'll endorse biden during his super bowl half time show"
X Link 2024-02-02T14:50Z 113.1K followers, [----] engagements

"Netflix's live-action "Avatar: The Last Airbender" series is toning down the sexism. "We took out the element of how sexist Sokka was. I feel like there were a lot of moments in the original show that were iffy" says Kiawentiio (Katara). Yeah totally adds Ian Ousley https://t.co/1TiqCIGlpm Netflix's live-action "Avatar: The Last Airbender" series is toning down the sexism. "We took out the element of how sexist Sokka was. I feel like there were a lot of moments in the original show that were iffy" says Kiawentiio (Katara). Yeah totally adds Ian Ousley https://t.co/1TiqCIGlpm"
X Link 2024-02-02T16:25Z 113.1K followers, 15.3K engagements

"It is sad to see what the inevitable hopelessness and despair of nihilistic rationalism do to a genius mind like George RR Martin's: "2023 was a nightmare of a year. It is hard to escape the feeling that we are living in the Weimar Republic. Has anything I have ever written here ever changed a single mind a single vote I see no evidence of that. The era of rational discourse seems to have ended. And death is everywhere. Only a handful of us remain and for how long I wonder I know I have forgotten people in the list above and maybe that is the destiny that awaits all of us to be forgotten.""
X Link 2024-02-03T17:23Z 113.1K followers, 24.2K engagements

"There's a lot of doom on Twitter but there's a lot of goodness out in the world"
X Link 2024-02-07T04:46Z 113.1K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm a huge board game nerd. I usually play deep strategy games and such. But by far the best game I've played recently is Super Stadium Baseball which I randomly got for Christmas. It has realistic pitching with sinkers curves fastballs and changeups. We play for hours lol"
X Link 2024-02-07T05:14Z 113.1K followers, [----] engagements

"Trump: "you know what i like to drink DRANO. Fantastic stuff. Goes down smooth and it's made by a NON WOKE company." Maga accounts: "just picked up some DRANO to own the RINOs gonna chug it when I get home woooo""
X Link 2024-02-07T05:34Z 113.4K followers, 205.2K engagements

"@FalloutBunker8 Lots of em"
X Link 2024-02-07T05:54Z 113.2K followers, 64.3K engagements

"My kids have explained to me what "bet" means and I still don't get it"
X Link 2024-02-07T22:42Z 113.2K followers, 15.3K engagements

"@GhostStalker451 I have a lot of followers and still just tweet board game pics and baseball thoughts no one interacts with"
X Link 2024-02-08T04:03Z 113.2K followers, [---] engagements

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb and he almost deserved it. And then the dragons arrived. In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God and the Word was God. And then the dragons arrived. https://t.co/ohXVrAe82X In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God and the Word was God. And then the dragons arrived. https://t.co/ohXVrAe82X"
X Link 2024-02-08T04:13Z 113.2K followers, 30.8K engagements

""Finw alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.""
X Link 2024-02-08T15:11Z 113.2K followers, [----] engagements

"With all the technological advancement over the past few decades there's still no more productive input device than a mouse and keyboard. Tablets and smartphones are terrible to type on laptop trackpads all suck (yes including Apple's). Voice and gesture inputs are bad. Give me the ol' WASD and a ball mouse any day and I'll be pwning noobs in CS1.5 and typing furiously while you're all looking like goofballs gesturing around in the air and pinch and zooming like losers"
X Link 2024-02-08T18:48Z 113.7K followers, 24.9K engagements

"Me in the early 2000s playing CS1.5 with pinpoint accuracy vs. you waving your hands around hitting the griddy to try and tap a few words out we are not the same"
X Link 2024-02-08T18:51Z 113.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Toobin is excited to be back at CNN to lend a hand It is a historic disgrace for the Supreme Court that Clarence Thomas is on the bench for todays argument. The legal issue in the case is about the insurrection in which his wife was a participant. #SCOTUS It is a historic disgrace for the Supreme Court that Clarence Thomas is on the bench for todays argument. The legal issue in the case is about the insurrection in which his wife was a participant. #SCOTUS"
X Link 2024-02-09T02:53Z 113.2K followers, 17K engagements

"I hope before they let Biden launch nukes they have some sort of a challenge question like "Which country has big pyramids and a sphinx""
X Link 2024-02-09T15:21Z 113.4K followers, 155.9K engagements

""Why did you invade Ukraine" "Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.""
X Link 2024-02-09T23:53Z 113.2K followers, 23.3K engagements

"17 years of marriage. Highly recommend 5/5 stars"
X Link 2024-02-11T03:31Z 113.2K followers, 59.1K engagements

"In the most important sports news of the day it's [--] days til baseball season starts"
X Link 2024-02-11T17:53Z 113.2K followers, 10.9K engagements

"@JeffCatholic @BillyCrystalEsp All to lose to the dbacks in the divisional series"
X Link 2024-02-11T21:23Z 113.2K followers, [--] engagements

"Now for wrath now for ruin and the red dawn Forth Eorlingas"
X Link 2024-02-12T02:47Z 113.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@AlScott1998 @MVPSportsLZ @JURICKSONPROFAR world series confirmed"
X Link 2024-02-12T16:50Z 113.2K followers, [---] engagements

"The He Gets Us ads are bad. They're poorly written and shot (a.i. images really) set to cheesy music and it's unclear what point it is they're trying to make or what kind of effect they're supposed to have. But at the heart of the problem is the ads point to just one dimension of our infinitely dimensioned Christ. Now of course no 1-minute ad or even all the books in the whole world could possibly explore the full character of our God. But in this case the ad intentionally emphasizes his compassion at the expense of the rest of Him. Yes despite the vulgarity of the expression Jesus "gets""
X Link 2024-02-12T17:56Z 113.2K followers, 67.2K engagements

"@TigerlillySusan Yes it's from mere Christianity. I understand your point but I think it's clear in context he's providing an interpretation of Christ's teaching and not claiming it's a quote. I think it's a far cry from what Jesus Calling does"
X Link 2024-02-12T19:47Z 113.2K followers, [---] engagements

"This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like"
X Link 2024-02-13T15:39Z 113.3K followers, [----] engagements

"The spiderman franchise would be much better if Sony stopped making new movies and just put this bad boy back in the theaters every year"
X Link 2024-02-14T18:15Z 113.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@mommymidcentury . i was supposed to get her something"
X Link 2024-02-14T22:15Z 113.3K followers, [--] engagements

"Infinite joy and a meaningful life for $20000 A steal The average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is $20813 annually. Do you want kids The average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is $20813 annually. Do you want kids"
X Link 2024-02-16T00:26Z 113.5K followers, 212.5K engagements

"New @TheBabylonBee shirt just dropped 👇 https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/none-of-these-candidates-t-shirt https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/none-of-these-candidates-t-shirt"
X Link 2024-02-16T00:37Z 139.4K followers, 157.5K engagements

"Introducing Sora our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to [--] seconds featuring highly detailed scenes complex camera motion and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. https://t.co/7j2JN27M3W Prompt: Beautiful snowy https://t.co/ruTEWn87vf Introducing Sora our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to [--] seconds featuring highly detailed scenes complex camera motion and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. https://t.co/7j2JN27M3W Prompt: Beautiful snowy https://t.co/ruTEWn87vf"
X Link 2024-02-16T14:26Z 113.4K followers, 10.6K engagements

""For the wise men of old the cardinal problem had been how to conform the soul to reality and the solution had been knowledge self-discipline and virtue. For magic and applied science alike the problem is how to subdue reality to the wishes of men. It might be going too far to say that the modern scientific movement was tainted from its birth: but I think it would be true to say that it was born in an unhealthy neighbourhood and at an inauspicious hour. Its triumphs may have been too rapid and purchased at too high a price: reconsideration and something like repentance may be required." Lewis"
X Link 2024-02-16T14:43Z 113.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Keep gay sex acts in congress where they belong Two male subway surfers are caught having SEX on top of moving NYC train while another films them https://t.co/4z4AsM0MK5 https://t.co/SGOZ3tpfw1 Two male subway surfers are caught having SEX on top of moving NYC train while another films them https://t.co/4z4AsM0MK5 https://t.co/SGOZ3tpfw1"
X Link 2024-02-16T17:11Z 113.4K followers, 11.9K engagements

"New DeSantis kicks just dropped"
X Link 2024-02-18T19:09Z 113.4K followers, 28.1K engagements

"@AmyA1A @L0calizeL1berty I can't keep track if I'm a shill for Trump or DeSantis these days"
X Link 2024-02-18T21:04Z 113.4K followers, [--] engagements

"A strong album where the follow-up was even better A strong album where the follow-up was even better https://t.co/bGHGmSZqEi A strong album where the follow-up was even better https://t.co/bGHGmSZqEi"
X Link 2024-02-19T01:07Z 113.5K followers, 60.3K engagements

"Wouldn't be the first time a Democrat tried to buy a black man Get the fck off the Supreme Court John Oliver offers Clarence Thomas a luxury motor coach and $1 million a year to resign from the Supreme Court. (Video: HBO) https://t.co/LUVD6zC5o3 Get the fck off the Supreme Court John Oliver offers Clarence Thomas a luxury motor coach and $1 million a year to resign from the Supreme Court. (Video: HBO) https://t.co/LUVD6zC5o3"
X Link 2024-02-20T16:22Z 113.5K followers, 78.2K engagements

"The year is [----]. Nikki Haley's head in a jar has still refused to drop out of the [----] presidential race"
X Link 2024-02-20T17:29Z 113.5K followers, [----] engagements

"It's with great pleasure that I inform you there is baseball being played today"
X Link 2024-02-22T17:00Z 127.6K followers, 10.3K engagements

"Her: what are you thinkin about baby Me: I miss those discs that had a bunch of game demos 😢"
X Link 2024-02-23T02:57Z 113.5K followers, [----] engagements

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