# ![@TheOnlyGuru Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::18857877.png) @TheOnlyGuru Binky

Binky posts on X about jersey, money, guernsey, prime minister the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::18857877/posts_active)
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### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::18857877/followers)
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### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::18857877/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  10.56% [finance](/list/finance)  7.04% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  3.52% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.41% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  1.41% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  0.7% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  0.7% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.7% [ncaa football](/list/ncaa-football)  0.7% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  0.7%

**Social topic influence**
[jersey](/topic/jersey) 4.93%, [money](/topic/money) 3.52%, [guernsey](/topic/guernsey) 2.82%, [prime minister](/topic/prime-minister) 2.11%, [why is](/topic/why-is) 2.11%, [fool](/topic/fool) 2.11%, [iraq](/topic/iraq) 1.41%, [$ferg](/topic/$ferg) 1.41%, [has been](/topic/has-been) 1.41%, [hamas](/topic/hamas) 1.41%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@keirstarmer](/creator/undefined) [@bobnw123](/creator/undefined) [@somersetlevel](/creator/undefined) [@thereturnoflcf](/creator/undefined) [@cult51](/creator/undefined) [@statesassembly](/creator/undefined) [@jillwitherjay17](/creator/undefined) [@chrisbizarre2](/creator/undefined) [@pvbsc1](/creator/undefined) [@robcurg](/creator/undefined) [@lbc](/creator/undefined) [@urcrazytoo1000](/creator/undefined) [@skynews](/creator/undefined) [@sophiemollyoff](/creator/undefined) [@metpoliceuk](/creator/undefined) [@govjersey](/creator/undefined) [@durrellwildlife](/creator/undefined) [@stephenking](/creator/undefined) [@fruelladebrille](/creator/undefined) [@jayr1972](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Ferguson plc (FERG)](/topic/$ferg) [Ergo (ERG)](/topic/ergo)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"An entirely dangerous dirty and depraved ideology based on a lie. John Money and his ilk will rot in hell. Everyone failed David Reimer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2017909762419995093)  2026-02-01T10:35Z 25.6K followers, 49.1K engagements


"Some wheezing politician Graham Stringer speaking to @NickFerrariLBC on @LBC is wanting illegal dinghy people to be brought to the Channel Islands off France. Bloody fool. Education isnt strong in these @UKLabour idiots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2018602855616409918)  2026-02-03T08:29Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Knowing what we now know was Epstein murdered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2018768778973053167)  2026-02-03T19:29Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Hahaha. Morgan McSweeney will be out of No [--] by close of business. Full confidence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019022439825789235)  2026-02-04T12:17Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Ill have [--] on Mandeslime being a Russian resident by teatime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019023905927893262)  2026-02-04T12:23Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"With all the suggestions of espionage around Mandelson Im just super glad we havent given the Chinese a bloody big embassy in London"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019032936524501198)  2026-02-04T12:58Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Fake news Nick. You cant get pregnant because youre men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019105564916105393)  2026-02-04T17:47Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Its 18:45. Has McSweeney been fired yet @Keir_Starmer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019120283433726245)  2026-02-04T18:46Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh Christ on a bike. PM David Lammy. Please gahd nooooo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019144246469751151)  2026-02-04T20:21Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Its 9:05 a.m. Has Morgan McSweeney been fired yet @Keir_Starmer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019336583342690518)  2026-02-05T09:05Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"So hes shocked that Mandelslime lied. Wait until @Keir_Starmer finds out we entered the Iraq war based on entirely false information"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019384987196486106)  2026-02-05T12:17Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"This is not justice. He deserved a custodial sentence. Consider looking into his Rwanda connections do some actual journalism. BREAKING: Philip Ozouf avoids jail over immigration offences https://t.co/0axEwboymS https://t.co/onLxq3GOC5 BREAKING: Philip Ozouf avoids jail over immigration offences https://t.co/0axEwboymS https://t.co/onLxq3GOC5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019396371216806280)  2026-02-05T13:03Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"And he doesnt give two hoots. Stand down from @StatesAssembly Deputy @philipozouf youre surplus to requirement. A Rwandan national says she lost her immigration status livelihood and the life she had built as a result of a politician's crimes. https://t.co/s8fOrFZYew A Rwandan national says she lost her immigration status livelihood and the life she had built as a result of a politician's crimes. https://t.co/s8fOrFZYew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019477073467748798)  2026-02-05T18:23Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"As the @StatesAssembly can technically act but are choosing to not act then the onus must be on the public to remove this creature from office. Deputy Philip Ozouf can return to the States Assembly later this month following his sentencing for illegally employing five Rwandan workers. https://t.co/ianTyf0jad Deputy Philip Ozouf can return to the States Assembly later this month following his sentencing for illegally employing five Rwandan workers. https://t.co/ianTyf0jad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019776130597720208)  2026-02-06T14:12Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"If there isnt a portrait in the attic and at least one rent boy skeleton in the cellar Ill be disappointed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019815489497927715)  2026-02-06T16:48Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@TheReturnOfLCF Yes but be cautious suddenly carb loading thatll result in water weight. Add about [--] to [---] cal a day for the next week and maintenance your way out of the cut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019822821367841132)  2026-02-06T17:17Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"What an epically stoopid bish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019869670111867378)  2026-02-06T20:23Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Why arent Andrew and Ferguson being investigated in same way Mandelson is Lots of firms no accounts returned to HMRC Trade Envoy role Pitch At The Palace etc. If you believe they are the epitome of discretion youre as daft as Victoria Hervey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020057104799695159)  2026-02-07T08:48Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@chrisbizarre2 I agree but as a civilian now and with the details emerging he requires investigation. Im a staunch royalist but I wont support any corruption. Transparency not opacity is required"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020067277014466699)  2026-02-07T09:29Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@Urcrazytoo1000 @Bob_NW123 She *definitely* is the obvious suspect. In no way Blair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020084142830993675)  2026-02-07T10:36Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 @Urcrazytoo1000 I still believe that Brown although a taciturn man was fundamentally decent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020085690088976810)  2026-02-07T10:42Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@Me_only_me76 Although that said this is a former Prime Minister he doesnt say it was a Prime Minister at the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020104780916392035)  2026-02-07T11:58Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"You seemed extremely chummy with Mandelslime last September @Keir_Starmer Like auld friends. But you knew he was a scumbag then. Plus you knew he was a friend of Epstein then. Yet you were again unaware"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020232870963351610)  2026-02-07T20:27Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@somersetlevel @Keir_Starmer Best of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020243195083518464)  2026-02-07T21:08Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@TheReturnOfLCF 0% for impromptu. 5% for good gut health"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020243318496731640)  2026-02-07T21:08Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Now offer yours @Keir_Starmer BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney has resigned from his role of chief of staff to the prime minister. 🔗 Read more https://t.co/nShFSBbiAj https://t.co/RB339tMr59 BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney has resigned from his role of chief of staff to the prime minister. 🔗 Read more https://t.co/nShFSBbiAj https://t.co/RB339tMr59"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020505226055459193)  2026-02-08T14:29Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Now that the man who was running the country has resigned shouldnt Keir Starmer do the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020509256001216585)  2026-02-08T14:45Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Keir today gone tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020564220815810817)  2026-02-08T18:23Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@JillWitherjay17 Keirs of a clown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020566747741290697)  2026-02-08T18:33Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Je haz questionne. Do we know which country @Keir_Starmer is working for the good of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020850787795063108)  2026-02-09T13:22Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@JillWitherjay17 @Keir_Starmer 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020851043769217250)  2026-02-09T13:23Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@somersetlevel @Keir_Starmer Precisely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020859728956469442)  2026-02-09T13:57Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Well he would wouldn't he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020876810439831747)  2026-02-09T15:05Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Black BMW 1.4Di. J39857. Youre driving like a dangerous prick. And your exhaust is stuffed 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2021203305356276095)  2026-02-10T12:43Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"For the avoidance of doubt Sarah Ferguson was not being blackmailed by Epstein as shed like to have you believe. The woman is simply a disingenuous greedy corrupt vacuous selfish thicko"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2018781387160199357)  2026-02-03T20:19Z 25.6K followers, 56K engagements


"A thoughtful Cadbury gift for Jonty Willyboy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2018797225535738188)  2026-02-03T21:22Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Id say Lammy is an actual functioning imbecile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019106331056066840)  2026-02-04T17:50Z 25.6K followers, 66.8K engagements


"Theresa May I knew it 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2020042965159424160)  2026-02-07T07:52Z 25.6K followers, 14.5K engagements


"Starmer giving the Pride In Place speech. He thinks hes nailed it. He hasnt. He looks weak and inept"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2019371409701515708)  2026-02-05T11:23Z 25.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 Ermagahd you pauvre darkling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2021546350513643802)  2026-02-11T11:26Z 25.6K followers, [--] engagements


"I have no issue with Sir Jim Ratcliffes comments. That is free speech to which he is entitled. I do have a massive problem with all the whingeing lefty bstards being interviewed on @SkyNews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/2021912501374660732)  2026-02-12T11:41Z 25.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@LynnSoWhat @SophieMolly_OFF Or vacuuming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1956405213104877672)  2025-08-15T17:18Z 24.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Everything this male doesnt like about reality is *checks notes* Transphobic 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1956712294257176858)  2025-08-16T13:38Z 24.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Permission to say you stoopid bstard Jonty. Yes your skeleton renews but your original flipping bones dont get replaced you imbecile. Bone remodelling doesnt cause you to change sex. Activation. Resorption. Reversal. Formation. Quiescence. YOURE STILL A MAN. BUT NOW WITH OSTEOPOROSIS 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1956760627977879959)  2025-08-16T16:51Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Why do I make such a big deal about speeding on a motorway Its because I dont accept the Road Traffic Act [----]. I will never abide by such a silly law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957391239260581939)  2025-08-18T10:36Z 24.8K followers, 39.6K engagements


"@Bob_NW123 @StatesAssembly Well some politicians are incredibly thick. Need to listen to the public"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957494831917285841)  2025-08-18T17:28Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Truthfully it doesnt matter one iota to me I have zero interest. How about you concentrate on Great Britains future @Keir_Starmer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957556614996623732)  2025-08-18T21:34Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Yes its a real puzzler @SophieMolly_OFF How could a female only changing room policy be enforced Simple dont let transvestites in is the easiest answer. We know youre not women because we have *checks notes* Eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957753569790062799)  2025-08-19T10:36Z 24.8K followers, [----] engagements


"What a prize nork. Why would you talk bras I have never had a conversation with anyone bar the lady waiting on me on the rare occasion Ive required a bra fitting. I still know what a woman is and its not and will never be a transvestite man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957882902512816358)  2025-08-19T19:10Z 24.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Today I have mostly been sporting a rather humble sized cup Tom Ford jersey modal lingerie ensemble in a tasteful hue of green. Why are transvestite men obsessed with bras"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957885531942994392)  2025-08-19T19:21Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Im here asking the big questions. Why is Aidan Comerford Anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1957894923287687608)  2025-08-19T19:58Z 24.8K followers, 19.9K engagements


"@cassyjsy Vair bleu. Like Guernsey but better 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1958630152125988872)  2025-08-21T20:39Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"I have NO words. BREAKING: Deputy faces "extreme pornography" charges among others - Bailiwick Express News Guernsey https://www.bailiwickexpress.com/news-ge/breaking-deputy-le-tocq-faces-extreme-pornography-charges-among-others/ https://www.bailiwickexpress.com/news-ge/breaking-deputy-le-tocq-faces-extreme-pornography-charges-among-others/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1958874309843149138)  2025-08-22T12:50Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@aladetteinsane I cannot understand why people hate themselves enough to live like that. And their families stay silent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1958994775140433959)  2025-08-22T20:48Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@oldfarmhorace @DigitallyStoic I eat everything bar ultra processed. I dont limit anything I just eat to my caloric maintenance and no more. But I have excellent insulin sensitivity and I think that helps a lot. I dont crave any substance no idea why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1959229324751450607)  2025-08-23T12:20Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 Ooooooo gahd Bob 😬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1959738766542991653)  2025-08-24T22:05Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Ive had [--] CGM units fail on me in [--] days. These things are impossible to live with. They work for a bit. You so much as move and they decide to stop monitoring. No cost saving either Im having to finger blood test to check its not a hypo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1960047426901078324)  2025-08-25T18:31Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"When youve built too many flats on an island and are having to try and find the people to fill them. Reform Jersey caused this. Socialism mahvlass. #jerseyci"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1960314744230838779)  2025-08-26T12:13Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Did Angela Rayner not wear this as a frock last week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1960692039336460627)  2025-08-27T13:13Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive always liked the Japanese"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1960746347986084018)  2025-08-27T16:48Z 24.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I mean this from the heart of my bottom. Absolutely get farked @geraldposner I will never ever call a transvestite man her. Murderers deserve nothing. He was Robert Westman the male transvestite murderer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1960782769887567957)  2025-08-27T19:13Z 24.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Well well well Chief Minister @lyndonfarnham Where is all this money Deputy Morel is spending coming from You claim there have been cuts. Thats not true. Why are you permitting this and keenly supporting We cant justify this. #jerseyci The head of Visit Jersey has been talking to Channel [---] about calls for a bigger budget last-minute bookings and 'too late' sailing schedules. https://t.co/BEUHiIYALm The head of Visit Jersey has been talking to Channel [---] about calls for a bigger budget last-minute bookings and 'too late' sailing schedules. https://t.co/BEUHiIYALm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1960795282469478689)  2025-08-27T20:03Z 24.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh look. Its an auld man in a grubby mac"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1961747465465389522)  2025-08-30T11:06Z 24.9K followers, 24.6K engagements


"How can people not see their eyes that this is a grift Nobody in their right mind should be listening to her shes an obsessive who has been taught all these things as fact but they arent fact. NEW - Greta Thunberg about to set sail to Gaza "this story is also about a global uprising about how people are stepping up when our governments fail to do so." https://t.co/wq3JLFrpHv NEW - Greta Thunberg about to set sail to Gaza "this story is also about a global uprising about how people are stepping up when our governments fail to do so." https://t.co/wq3JLFrpHv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1962129941438332958)  2025-08-31T12:26Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ill treat you as man. Because thats what you are Jonty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1962178306897322349)  2025-08-31T15:38Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Where did this torrential rain appear from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1962635090976010263)  2025-09-01T21:54Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When @metpoliceuk hear @Glinner has landed in the U.K. #JeSuisGlinner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1962869296121414064)  2025-09-02T13:24Z 24.9K followers, 30.2K engagements


"Thats a particularly unsavoury death threat from Dr Strangelove"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963150767222575287)  2025-09-03T08:03Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Thats lovely @Keir_Starmer How about your address the grooming gangs and the teaching of trans ideology in schools first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963194527667081476)  2025-09-03T10:57Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@redteamJSY @MelJStride Is he Hes consistently wonderful. Feel he wouldve been a good prime minister"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963211421623206075)  2025-09-03T12:04Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Have they considered actually trying to lose weight like normal people Obesity means you are eating too much surplus energy. Its not your glands its not your thyroid its not big bones its not hormones. You are greedy and put no effort in. Fact. Dozens waiting more than a year for weight-loss surgery https://t.co/7S4PtivUGC https://t.co/ippzNDsyXD Dozens waiting more than a year for weight-loss surgery https://t.co/7S4PtivUGC https://t.co/ippzNDsyXD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963592445041467566)  2025-09-04T13:18Z 25K followers, [----] engagements


"@Freedomisle11 Jersey hold ma biere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963627479022649398)  2025-09-04T15:37Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Well know Big Ange is truly farked if Lammy announces hes sending her emergency aid money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963713557805015062)  2025-09-04T21:19Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@pvbsc1 @RobCurg All complaints systems are fundamentally flawed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963868737708204204)  2025-09-05T07:36Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@RobCurg @pvbsc1 Morning Rob yes Ive yet to see a comprehensive complaints procedure in any organisation. As with anything they try to simplify and they just make everything more complicated and that is how things get missed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963871268618301850)  2025-09-05T07:46Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@pvbsc1 @pipbarr @RobCurg I was merely responding to you and Pip and your query. I know he removed those two videos because I remember at the time and I asked him why at that moment. Thats the act of somebody who uses their intellect and has decency about them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963908796285092112)  2025-09-05T10:15Z 24.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@petitecycliste I dont care go away leave me alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963913190346997801)  2025-09-05T10:32Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Can you shed light please @StevenBartlett we appear to be paying VAT on @WHOOP in the Channel Islands. Are you not registered with @GovJersey for GST Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1963944918092550544)  2025-09-05T12:38Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"FFS I hope that this damned Assembly arent angling to gift @DurrellWildlife taxpayer money. Bloody nonsense. Its a private sector business. Not any of @GovJersey concern. Go woke go broke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1965049715206275542)  2025-09-08T13:48Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Well said Deputy Steve Ahier in @StatesAssembly Deputy Ozouf is not above the law. His recent ADHD diagnosis does not absolve him of responsibility. Show some dignity read the room the public are not with you. Stand down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1965346718217895950)  2025-09-09T09:29Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"U.S. Ambassador Mandelslime you filthy sleazy creep. And the idiot @Keir_Starmer is standing by him. FFS. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36653596/jeffrey-epstein-lord-mandelson-coached-paedo/ https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36653596/jeffrey-epstein-lord-mandelson-coached-paedo/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1965813890304098695)  2025-09-10T16:25Z 24.9K followers, [----] engagements


"It all happens when Im out. So is @Keir_Starmer still standing by Mandelslime Oh Mandy 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966144369985003574)  2025-09-11T14:18Z 24.9K followers, [---] engagements


"What a despicable piece of trash this little man is. Yes you @StephenKing You should be utterly ashamed of yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966481387386466381)  2025-09-12T12:37Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Who are the real fascists and Nazis Its rarely people in the centre or on the right of political debate. Its left wing fanatics whose only response to any differing opinion is to shut down conversation or resort to abuse and violence. Dont be like Owen Jones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966530212843155491)  2025-09-12T15:51Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@S0UNDK1LLAH66 It always strikes me as being pretending to have an affinity with working class salt of the earth people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966531470610047016)  2025-09-12T15:56Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@_Farmergeddon Im glad he did it. People with moral compass. My parents always told me if I so much as had a speeding offence or DUI theyd march me to the police station. I respect that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966532840394195088)  2025-09-12T16:02Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@CamiKarzy @StephenKing Who is he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966579129416831429)  2025-09-12T19:06Z 25.3K followers, [--] engagements


"@Andy_Edinburgh Yes I didnt realise at time of posting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1966931396125225032)  2025-09-13T18:26Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Of course he should be in womens bathrooms changing rooms and sports. Youre just vile bigots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1967288224134697174)  2025-09-14T18:03Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Mentally deranged transvestite male continues to transgress into womens and girls spaces. You are male with male chromosomes a mans body and weirdly a mans penis. You are not female. Youre a deviant Euan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1967306532141629619)  2025-09-14T19:16Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Let me translate. Some women = transvestites Nice try Mr Willyboy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1967317150668128733)  2025-09-14T19:58Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@anewid2021 Youre right its been a rough couple of weeks. I have myriad gym classes and sessions a couple of coffees with friends and a lunch date. Plus salon appointments and facials this week. Ill visit my mother too. Feel some clothing purchases in my future"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1967507409401942218)  2025-09-15T08:34Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Oh my good gahd. You look like an ever bigger fool than you did before @Keir_Starmer Your position is untenable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1967621756677738542)  2025-09-15T16:09Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"The Jake chap from Stop Trump Coalition on @SkyNews does not speak for Great Britain. Hes a damned fool who has no idea about external relations. Likely a socialist. Fortunately President Trump wont see his groups poxy protest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968039025316708629)  2025-09-16T19:47Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Why is my parcel in bloody Guernsey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968231189665419499)  2025-09-17T08:30Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Her Majesty the Queen looking radiant as always. The FLOTUS Melania and HRH Catherine Princess of Wales just absolute perfection flawless. This is what I love about Britain This is a big part of what makes us Great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968279990136611157)  2025-09-17T11:44Z 25.4K followers, 12.1K engagements


"The President Trump visit footage is just magnificent. Im only sorry they havent had better weather for it. Truly heartwarming stuff what an honour wish it was me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968300286352777430)  2025-09-17T13:05Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@userx978 Oh yah no accounting for taste 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968308506567819746)  2025-09-17T13:38Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"In the words of the late great @Holbornlolz I sees it I wants it I takes it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968597399716139114)  2025-09-18T08:46Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Have you now the most costly electricity supply in Great Britain @SeigneurOfSark A 132% price hike for electricity in Sark is "neither fair nor reasonable" the island's regulator has concluded. The Price Control Commissioner says he intends to set a legal limit on charges by the end of September with the exact cap not yet announced. https://t.co/hQKrz0sQwH A 132% price hike for electricity in Sark is "neither fair nor reasonable" the island's regulator has concluded. The Price Control Commissioner says he intends to set a legal limit on charges by the end of September with the exact cap not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968726566466191817)  2025-09-18T17:19Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@2LivesCid @MiloShropshire She has a fu FFS Cid 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1968994427151487293)  2025-09-19T11:03Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@FruellaDeBrille I hadnt realised Chris Pine and Harry Styles were so pleasant looking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1969442924766146938)  2025-09-20T16:45Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"I cannot be the only one who doesnt give a flying fig about Palestine. WTF is this fool doing Gormless terrorist rewarding gimp faced twerp. You dont speak for me @Keir_Starmer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1969757773341634731)  2025-09-21T13:37Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@IcyColdSoba @Keir_Starmer I dont deal with the hired help. Speak to my people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1969774134767849911)  2025-09-21T14:42Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Gaslighting. Happy Rosh Hashanah Shana Tova from all of us at Labour. https://t.co/EFIzXKHdZf Happy Rosh Hashanah Shana Tova from all of us at Labour. https://t.co/EFIzXKHdZf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970052953080766797)  2025-09-22T09:10Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"What are we wearing to The Rapture on September 23rd and are the [--] Days Of Darkness from September 21st smart casual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970152286232944845)  2025-09-22T15:44Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive done some of that maths that Im too attractive to do. 6.5bn in [--] years. 650m a year. That would require: In excess of [--] million return journeys annually at [---] each way. Or [--] thousand cars each way a day. 💀💀💀 https://www.bailiwickexpress.com/news/focus-low-birth-rates-retirement-clocks-and-a-tunnel-to-france-debating-population-in-jersey/ https://www.bailiwickexpress.com/news/focus-low-birth-rates-retirement-clocks-and-a-tunnel-to-france-debating-population-in-jersey/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970224128704618669)  2025-09-22T20:30Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 @MercerCait Natch cest mah signature move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970401721940897858)  2025-09-23T08:15Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"I have survived ALL these apocalyptic events. Jehovahs Witnesses [----] Halleys Comet [----] Chen Tao Movement [----] Y2K Large Hadron Collider [----] The Rapture [----] Mayan Calendar [----] Planet X [----] Nirbiru [----] The Rapture [----] Je suis invincible 💅🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970469134166265928)  2025-09-23T12:43Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Irrespective of how you feel personally about President Trump you cannot possibly disagree with what he told the UN. The difference between President Trump and other politicians is President Trump is just an ordinary person saying the same things that we would say"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970537203387269269)  2025-09-23T17:14Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@BurnsideWasTosh Bravo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1970537640521765161)  2025-09-23T17:15Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Morning 👋🏼 Guess what UPS Guernsey fantastic service. UPS Jersey bloody awful. I wish companies would use DHL who are mahvlass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1971124424796668371)  2025-09-25T08:07Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"You can stick your Tony Blair Digital I.D. where the sun doesnt shine @Keir_Starmer Punishing the Great British public because you cant find a backbone with which to take a firm line on illegals. Bstard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1971267342488518906)  2025-09-25T17:35Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Im making a round of swan sammidges with a pot of tea. Anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1971298111583883363)  2025-09-25T19:37Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"If President Trump has as it would appear brokered a peace deal thats spectacular. However Im still more than happy to have Tony Blair be resident in Gaza if Hamas dont agree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1972739302368121259)  2025-09-29T19:04Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Sending peace love and solidarity to the Jewish community in Manchester. May you find strength healing and protection from hate during this painful time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1973717319496171589)  2025-10-02T11:50Z 25.4K followers, 25.2K engagements


"If you are a person of Jewish faith in these British Isles know that we stand with you. Please dont be afraid. These people are not the majority. We will defend you and call out antisemitism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1973852861969936641)  2025-10-02T20:49Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 @jayr1972 Same laffly teeth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1975620071835029677)  2025-10-07T17:51Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 @jayr1972 Yes they slide back and under"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1975621372207636908)  2025-10-07T17:56Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@Bob_NW123 @canpacinobox @blake_sara64710 @MaglocL @BustedWench Youre filf. The proof of the dick is in eating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1975637548996378639)  2025-10-07T19:01Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Can we stop calling people who live in Jersey islanders. Unless you were born here you are not an islander you are a resident. Islanders back lifetime smoking ban for current 16-year-olds - Jersey Evening Post https://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2025/10/08/islanders-back-lifetime-smoking-ban-for-current-16-year-olds/ https://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2025/10/08/islanders-back-lifetime-smoking-ban-for-current-16-year-olds/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1975904747375751406)  2025-10-08T12:42Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Ive stepped away from my workout to comment that James OBrien on @LBC is a spiteful little man. He cant even bear to let President Trump take any credit for the peace deal. Revolting. As you were"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1976218421823160361)  2025-10-09T09:29Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"We may have been too harsh judging Hamas. Even they dont want Tony Blair 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1976702635433480383)  2025-10-10T17:33Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Steve Witkoff speaking from the heart in Tel Aviv 💙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1977065336940769669)  2025-10-11T17:34Z 25.4K followers, [---] engagements


"HIGNFY Christmas Special"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1977437439313785032)  2025-10-12T18:13Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"PMQs. Why is @Keir_Starmer again positioning himself in the Gaza issue The U.K. is not a wealthy country in comparison to the Arab nations. Let them pay for it send their troops in let them deal with it. There are far more pressing and urgent domestic matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1978079665878118577)  2025-10-14T12:45Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Do you value Jersey Harry does. I do. Lets have the conversation. Lets offer solutions. Come along to the #ValueJersey launch. Sundown Wharf Street. 17:30hrs Wednesday 22nd October. Book tickets here: https://www.islandtickethut.com/event/value-jersey-the-launch/ https://www.islandtickethut.com/event/value-jersey-the-launch/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1978756887186223588)  2025-10-16T09:36Z 25.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Have you leaned on the @metpoliceuk to smear a victim of Epstein Are you a trougher in danger of losing all your ill-gotten gains and titles Is it not fair dont you know who I am You need to watch this: On Paramount+ Prince Andrew: Where Did All The Money Go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/1979820159385907555)  2025-10-19T08:01Z 25.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Night [--] of @CULT_51 usage. Cleansed visage thoroughly applied divine gardenia scented cream & feel fabulous. A definite change in skin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/451443092651266049)  2014-04-02T19:36Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Night [--] of @CULT_51 usage. Cleansed then applied. I look 'glowing' & I completed a non-stop 9.5hr gossip with best gal pal. #MultiTasking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/451859777719922688)  2014-04-03T23:12Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"It looks a lot like beddy byes time to me. Off to do my @Clarisonic_UK & slather on my @CULT_51 cream. I'm looking really good. *smug face*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/452165738888192001)  2014-04-04T19:28Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Right nightly bye lovelies & rotters have fun x *swishes glorious hair* *pauses for effect* *looks radiant* *bugger tripped over step*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/452174579839287297)  2014-04-04T20:03Z 23.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Night [--] of @CULT_51 usage. I'm definitely seeing improvements and my skin feels 'well fed'. Quite honestly I'm delighted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/452552314617098240)  2014-04-05T21:04Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Night [--] of @CULT_51 usage. Cleansed visage applied delectable cream I'm feeling good. A definite change in my skin tone & appearance. #Yay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/452894259260424192)  2014-04-06T19:43Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Oh no I don't have a #backstory or #journey to divulge. I'll never be famous obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/500200728775118848)  2014-08-15T08:42Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"Have you seen @3Ci_Phil's#AndeanBear footage from @DurrellWildlife #gopro @rsrd_jsy @CharlieJSY @BestBirdingGal http://t.co/W8D4aKUDH0 http://on.fb.me/1t8l1ID http://on.fb.me/1t8l1ID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/525678415706619904)  2014-10-24T16:01Z 23.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Leadsom and May are both "God botherers". I find this disconcerting. Also I don't want to see anyone's tax return. #pestononsunday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/749534504994439168)  2016-07-03T09:25Z 23.3K followers, [--] engagements


"That's me sold. Love Bob Stewart ergo I'm totes pro @andrealeadsom https://x.com/andrea4leader/status/749291934485778432 https://x.com/andrea4leader/status/749291934485778432"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/749548436136001536)  2016-07-03T10:20Z 23.2K followers, [--] engagements


"The Iraq war never sat well with me. I genuinely believe Bush and Blair should be tried for war crimes. Too much bloodshed. #ChilcotReport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/749630999529713664)  2016-07-03T15:48Z 23.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Bonjour trust youre all having a mahvlass Bank Holijour weekend. La qute pour ce jour was to see if I could get VAT removed from mon @NETAPORTER Porter order. Yes they automatically deduct VAT then add GST on instead. How easy & sensible #JerseyCI Jadore 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheOnlyGuru/status/993390999572566016)  2018-05-07T07:24Z 23.3K followers, [--] engagements

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