# ![@TexasLaurieD Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::125429337.png) @TexasLaurieD Laurie Effin D

Laurie Effin D posts on X about coldplay, charlie kirk, bruh, murder the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::125429337/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-----] +35%
- [--] Month [-----] +287%
- [--] Months [------] +413%
- [--] Year [------] +482%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::125429337/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +67%
- [--] Month [--] +338%
- [--] Months [---] +287%
- [--] Year [---] +385%

### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::125429337/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.23%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.70%
- [--] Months [-----] +3.10%
- [--] Year [-----] +11%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::125429337/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  10.71% [countries](/list/countries)  8.57% [musicians](/list/musicians)  5.71% [finance](/list/finance)  5% [nfl](/list/nfl)  4.29% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.14% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  2.14% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.43% [us election](/list/us-election)  0.71% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  0.71%

**Social topic influence**
[coldplay](/topic/coldplay) 3.57%, [charlie kirk](/topic/charlie-kirk) 2.86%, [bruh](/topic/bruh) 2.86%, [murder](/topic/murder) 2.14%, [insurance](/topic/insurance) 1.43%, [life insurance](/topic/life-insurance) #199, [nancy guthrie](/topic/nancy-guthrie) 1.43%, [maga](/topic/maga) 1.43%, [jerusalem](/topic/jerusalem) 1.43%, [jeffy](/topic/jeffy) 1.43%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@keithmalinak](/creator/undefined) [@matthewdmarsden](/creator/undefined) [@jeffyjfr](/creator/undefined) [@realkriscruz](/creator/undefined) [@thatguyatpgu](/creator/undefined) [@landaudave](/creator/undefined) [@comedndrichards](/creator/undefined) [@patunleashed](/creator/undefined) [@qtrblackgarrett](/creator/undefined) [@tpusa](/creator/undefined) [@legacychurchabq](/creator/undefined) [@mrserikakirk](/creator/undefined) [@newbombsnubomb](/creator/undefined) [@scottness31](/creator/undefined) [@saragonzalestx](/creator/undefined) [@normalworldtv](/creator/undefined) [@youtube](/creator/undefined) [@mattmcclowry](/creator/undefined) [@danandros](/creator/undefined) [@agpambondi](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[JEFFY (JEFFY)](/topic/jeffy) [Kroger Co (KR)](/topic/kroger)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Still cancer free This birthday month was THE BEST Everyone meet my favorite dance partner Ricky. And ignore that my gut is fat again. Just happy no cancer skeleton visible. @comednDRichards @LandauDave @matthewdmarsden @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2018164951282483709)  2026-02-02T03:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Phew I was worried @KeithMalinak had a job interview with Stu later. NO MORE DEFECTIONS #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2018295150292963419)  2026-02-02T12:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"For the record I dont like the new studio upgrade. Bring back Pats basement. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2019024075545325917)  2026-02-04T12:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Am I the only one who wants farm fresh eggs when I hear the fiddle #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2019028929739465048)  2026-02-04T12:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I used to be a suburban house wife. We like our true crime dramas. I WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN. I grew up [--] minutes from Jeffrey Dahmer you think I dont care about kids getting raped and murdered #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2019037649118679265)  2026-02-04T13:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hey Neil Cavuto Wait I mean Stu. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2019043075516244304)  2026-02-04T13:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"For the record. Ive been in that room. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2019046767053177250)  2026-02-04T13:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Karaoke deserves a Normal shout out. #CollectorsItem @LandauDave @comednDRichards @QTRBlackGarrett @mattmcclowry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2019218608207823310)  2026-02-05T01:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Cant believe we lost [--] Doors Down today. RIP Brad Arnold. What the hell We cant have another [----]. You will be forever missed. One of the best songs ever. @LandauDave @matthewdmarsden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2020512291595170262)  2026-02-08T14:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What the heck is going on with the app It keeps stopping and buffering. Did someone let Stu back in early #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2020850502637130122)  2026-02-09T13:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Leaving this turtle right here to go get a straw. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2021038862181728676)  2026-02-10T01:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Havent slept. Im surrounded by liars and abusers. I need out of NM. My kids will shortly follow. Texas bound. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2021162081639129520)  2026-02-10T09:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DanAndros @JeffyJFR @PatUnleashed Dan Was thinking the same thing Like did he fart or something Ive been to zoos and have seen the hippos take a dump. San Antonio. Because Merica. LITRALLY. 😛"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2021624144056737989)  2026-02-11T16:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"And btw there is a picture of that Charlie pic up in a PACKERS BAR IN ABQ. Loved. Totally loved. And eff da bears. 🫶🏻🫶🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2022384921206231048)  2026-02-13T18:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yes I love Presidents Day. Because Joe Biden shares a day with Calvin Coolidge AND I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK *Pat screech* #PutThatInYourPipe @ThatGuyAtPGU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023376876597817814)  2026-02-16T12:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You cant tell me DeadPool is dead. Isnt that the whole thing And yes I want a Brad Pitt Tom Cruise knock down drag out Ive met him on set on Jerry Maguire. He IS that short #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023378554621485113)  2026-02-16T12:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Who ever thought John Fetterman would make more sense than @AGPamBondi #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023374657261359532)  2026-02-16T12:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just me going back a few minutes who would LOVE to see a Fetterman vs Canckles primary debate #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023380107147256234)  2026-02-16T12:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MrsErikaKirk I wanted to share this you I know youre crazy busy. That first picture is outside Legacy Church to see your Charlie on Aug [--] [----]. Im from MKE & was hoping I cld razz him a bit. He is loved & missed & you and fam are LOVED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2022383149280616759)  2026-02-13T18:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"#PutThatInYourPipe @theblaze has anyone looked into how much Nancy Guthrie is worth in life insurance. And just because I work for Farmers. Yes I went there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2022633073918275738)  2026-02-14T11:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@megynkelly Im having to call BS on these Nancy Guthrie ransom demands. I hate to say this feels like a life insurance deal with the less talented siblings. Savannah has the millions and jealous clan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2022634273652764884)  2026-02-14T11:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Valentines Day Are we done with the Bouqs commercials 😛 I get to spend this day with my loves. Because I kicked cancers ass. @comednDRichards @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @Prindigo @LandauDave #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2022791381744263648)  2026-02-14T21:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So here are [--] pics of me. Oh my gosh with the online dares Never ashamed of being me. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023250522665525730)  2026-02-16T04:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Love of everything holy Jeffy NEVER SAY double pushing again. 🤮 #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023368100817805806)  2026-02-16T12:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Savannah Guthrie didnt call Liam Neeson. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023383058456727961)  2026-02-16T13:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"THESE KIDS PARENTS SPEAK ESPAOL Teach your kids you criminal aliens #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023385299397824828)  2026-02-16T13:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You know why my kids dont have a problem learning Spanish BECAUSE I WAS BORN IN WISCONSIN AND MY EX IN ARIZONA NATIVE AMERICANS #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023386794931404825)  2026-02-16T13:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NewBombsNuBomb Non war My ex husband went to war three times because 9/11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023387925778731166)  2026-02-16T13:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I have a very long standing policy of mocking AOC from a global position. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023371716643480050)  2026-02-16T12:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I think Marco JD Ron or the Swedish chef could kick Hillarys canckled ass. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023373655908966644)  2026-02-16T12:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The Fetterman reset proves theres a Matrix. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023373947455275487)  2026-02-16T12:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"We own Greenland. Thats not a situationship. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023377140826456366)  2026-02-16T12:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Who has been running the board there Wheres the territorian #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023377640141230111)  2026-02-16T12:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@scottness31 And a fellow listener on vacation. I saved that video. Because Denmark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023377917309567118)  2026-02-16T12:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I have kids because we forgot [--] condom. Just sayin. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023379438252020005)  2026-02-16T12:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I hope yall realize I have a stucco roof. No shingles. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023382798376321281)  2026-02-16T13:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I started [--] side podcasts this morning. Just sayin. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023383432890667076)  2026-02-16T13:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"WHO IN THE ACTUAL thinks Savannah Guthries mom is a great target for a kidnapping This is Epstein level BS. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023384160451375327)  2026-02-16T13:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"And yet we have produce being picked and the price is lower under Trump. And I can still wipe my own ass. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023385830220570995)  2026-02-16T13:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I had to go to DMV to get a new license to get on a plane. Chuck Schumer cant have a bertation fast enough. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/2023388743298912575)  2026-02-16T13:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeithMalinak well at least the Steelers didnt need a touchdown to beat the @AtlantaFalcons. Too soon #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1832871075044286707)  2024-09-08T19:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Why does the SpaceX look like the pissed off Aflac duck #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1842185053058859142)  2024-10-04T12:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeithMalinak New HAMPSHIRE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1844700242924478823)  2024-10-11T11:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Uh oh someone just lost [--] lbs & broke her goal #PutThatInYourPipe @SaraGonzalesTX - I need a trip to Babes when Im in DFW in Jan. I KNOW @KeithMalinak needs a vodka refill all the @NormalWorldTV peeps need a merch site I have merch it DOES exist. Bring @matthewdmarsden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1850024573669876029)  2024-10-26T04:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Good morning PatHeads Just got uninvited to Thanksgiving with liberal family members. Just sent an email to a pregnancy center I volunteer at that Im bringing a brined and deep fried [--] lb turkey and pumpkin cheesecake turnovers. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1856307668752970023)  2024-11-12T12:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@FLOTUS And #MAGA did. Get out of our lives you awful woman. I happen to know what a woman is Melania is a LADY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1856328081142673684)  2024-11-12T13:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@WilkowMajority Maybe get some of that Kamala Doritos campaign cash back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1861281511213076776)  2024-11-26T05:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@joerogan Arent these the people who live amongst every creature that can kill you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1861951517550584129)  2024-11-28T01:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@GenMhayden YOU are what is wrong with the military. That and being an Air Force wuss"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1861951944962851182)  2024-11-28T01:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@PeteHegseth Hes Air Force. He basically is as much a moocher as an ILLEGAL ALIEN. Got your back future Mr. SecDef. GO ARMY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1861953011452608658)  2024-11-28T01:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Weird conundrum. going into almost playoff season. Never worried about Bears fans who is lol Now Im going into trash talk mode with Lions fans. @LandauDave @comednDRichards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1862175270431818137)  2024-11-28T16:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@sttngduck @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz I proudly love Depeche Mode Coldplay The Chainsmokers Barenaked Ladies and dub step. Not even wearing glasses and I know that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1864643443177505254)  2024-12-05T12:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My top 5: My Universe - Coldplay Over My Head - The Fray Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard Cancion del Mariachi - Antonio Banderas & Los Lobos. Ever seen Desperado Best opening music in a movie EVER. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1864644534925447611)  2024-12-05T12:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Hegseth has the same tattoo I DO Its called a JERUSALEM cross. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1864647174149296224)  2024-12-05T12:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Large cross in the center represents Jesus the four smaller crosses are the Gospels crowns are Father Son Holy Spirit. Encased in an olive branch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1864647752845807878)  2024-12-05T12:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal @Sophia_Bryan1 Because of all the things Elon has done this is just stupid. Battery mining anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1869191924319686834)  2024-12-18T01:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Im wishing @LandauDave @QTRBlackGarrett @comednDRichards and beautiful ANGELA a Merry Christmas My handicapped black Santa his name is Leroy Jenkins the 3rd misses his sibs. I hope you didnt forget them this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1871610533553811615)  2024-12-24T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@hwinkler4real Because no water in fire hydrants isnt caused by your fake religion of climate change. Go jump the shark again Fonz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1877406713906671707)  2025-01-09T17:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeithMalinak I have a Sony Walkman from [----] still in original packaging. Price on the tag $157.95 NEVER getting rid of that for less than $1500 on general principle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1880360354997571929)  2025-01-17T21:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@FBCowboysQueen @tedcruz And Jerry had kids and his kids have kids. I dont envy those Jones. Im lucky enough to be a stockholder in my Packers. It earns me a merch gift card and some emails every year. lol I cant remember who said it but a one for one switch Tomlin and MM. Better fit 💯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1882304338963640516)  2025-01-23T05:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Jeffy Im a stockholder in the Green Bay Packers. We will NEVER put a dome over the true frozen tundra. To quote Doc Thompson: #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1882783373682426170)  2025-01-24T13:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"All these trans douches should just watch Tulsis entire confirmation hearing. Its hard not to appreciate a woman with a spine and no man unit. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1885326841936044413)  2025-01-31T13:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Am I the only one who is relieved to not have to vomit at the thought of Jeffy walking the red carpet naked #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1887123444925677845)  2025-02-05T12:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ethnic cleansing means removing of one culture from a place where they arent wanted. NOT KILLING THEM. I dont want murderers in my neighborhood remove them. The people causing the MURDER of Jews need to removed from the area. PERIOD. Israel belongs to God. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1887488234084835682)  2025-02-06T13:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hey @NFL why dont you get Shaboozey Morgan Wallen Luke Combs and Carrie Underwood next year. MOST BORING HALFTIME SHOW EVER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1888796702754414760)  2025-02-10T03:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@LoneWolf2965 @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU Hell take the 80s Universal Studios tour with the plastic Jaws by 2032"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1895459319392735252)  2025-02-28T13:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Cant get past the idiocy of any electric vehicle. Patriot or not. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1899784697820946825)  2025-03-12T11:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If want to watch a movie with two AMAZING semi-conservative actors watching Keeping Up With The Joneses. Its funny AF has Gal Gadot and John Hamm (hes in Landman and BADASS). PatHeads should love it #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1902343943020331030)  2025-03-19T12:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The difference between me and that hag Hillary Clinton She trashed America in a foreign country. Ive gotten trashed in foreign countries. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1902682834437026229)  2025-03-20T11:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Unless youre Kevin Hart good things dont come shorter than this [--] midwestern Texan. Because the gene pool is an actual thing women care about. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1903066828139794915)  2025-03-21T12:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Jerry Nadler must be the grand farter in chief of the democrat party. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1904136944717820359)  2025-03-24T11:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ilmakiage I am a marching band geek soccer coaching tomboy. Just got my first trial shipment this afternoon. THANK YOU Makeup isnt my thing I need it to just work. The color match and ease of use is PERFECT Customer for life right here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1905070034109731326)  2025-03-27T01:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@NormalWorldTV ALWAYS love it when yall have @matthewdmarsden on the show Aside from him being hot AF the time given to remember Val Kilmer was so nice. This loss hurts such a part of being a Gen X kid. Thanks @LandauDave and @QTRBlackGarrett"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1907714317388231156)  2025-04-03T08:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I35 East West is actually a NORTH SOUTH running freeway Gotta love the federal government. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1909215382352941509)  2025-04-07T12:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"George Clooney is in one of my favorite movies EVER Oceans [--] is genius. And he effing ruined it for me. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1909227290631815477)  2025-04-07T12:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@comednDRichards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1917425956513538299)  2025-04-30T03:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"So either the kid dies anyway or a kidney flies out of Neil McDonough. Okay now its Mission Impossible time. Again. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1927683397712785620)  2025-05-28T11:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just FYI Pat. Im a stockholder in the @packers and they didnt respond once to my request to remove a damned pride post. Not a happy NFL team owner today. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1930234673206116544)  2025-06-04T12:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"For some weird reason I just remember Joe Rogan jumping a bar stool a foot in front of me at the Tempe Improv in [----]. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1937857027432497629)  2025-06-25T12:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeithMalinak Maybe will smith can get a better movie sequel. Just sayin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1939605195723522097)  2025-06-30T08:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"As a New Mexican against my will Ruidoso is one of the worst managed towns in the country as far as land management is concerned. It burns it floods it burns it floods. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1942902205691867247)  2025-07-09T11:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Id be totally down if the Epstein victims doxxed their rapists. Just sayin. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1943272205128786424)  2025-07-10T11:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I spent two nights in county because I sat down in the middle of a major intersection on the mall at ARIZONA STATE in [----]. More time done than Epstein rapists. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1943274607147995642)  2025-07-10T11:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Kash_Patel @realDonaldTrump You lied to Glenn Beck and his audience. Go away or reveal the docs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1944185302374855152)  2025-07-13T00:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"According to Karoline Leavitt Logic: if we dont talk about Jeffy being fat it makes his weight a total hoax. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1946170721626955847)  2025-07-18T11:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh no. No more Miley Cyrus tours. Im heartbroken. Heartbroken I say. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1946174818123977112)  2025-07-18T11:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Uranus can rain diamonds with the pressure from the heat #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1946176441911033936)  2025-07-18T11:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@matthewdmarsden Russia may be cleaner but for some reason people in certain positions of power seem to fall out of windows and off balconies a bunch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1947016590597484854)  2025-07-20T19:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"To quote Jim Carrey from the documentary Liar Liar STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE No jail. Its easy. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1950168420726820955)  2025-07-29T12:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"#PutThatInYourPipe @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz @glennbeck @matthewdmarsden @JeffyJFR Mimis Cafe MAGA meeting coming at the ABQ location. Welcome to my people. Republican Party of NM Chairwoman Amy Barela attended the NM Young Republican meeting July 31st in Albuquerque. The meeting was held at Mimis Cafe. In the middle of the meeting two servers began clearing tables and closing tickets yelling above the speakers. The venue didn't https://t.co/BHJdabpFD3 Republican Party of NM Chairwoman Amy Barela attended the NM Young Republican meeting July 31st in Albuquerque. The meeting was held at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1951711349610082508)  2025-08-02T18:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@matthewdmarsden @GregAbbott_TX DeSantis would have done this the minute after the last Dem fled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1952405936829878784)  2025-08-04T16:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Hragu @KeithMalinak @matthewdmarsden @realKrisCruz @JeffyJFR Broke my foot walking out of Old Navy in [----] because staring at a hooker. Outside a mall. On a Tuesday. In Austin . Cant make this shit up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1952608957316686048)  2025-08-05T05:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Wait did Keith just say he wants democrats back in TX Hell just froze over. and Jasmine Crockett is speaking with a white accent. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1952690516908531850)  2025-08-05T11:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You can buy Monster and Jolly Ranchers with SNAP. Thanks Kroger. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1952702350738788578)  2025-08-05T12:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"NEVER badmouth my Coldplay theyre mildly better than Nickelback #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1952708429488779642)  2025-08-05T12:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pat loves good blood pressure cookies filled with butter and making sure we sell our house properly. Ok. Makes perfect sense. Just gonna go buy an ultrasound for a single mom. AGAIN. Because we are commanded to not murder. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1952711027470262632)  2025-08-05T12:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pray for ABQ tmw Charlie Kirk and @TPUSA are in town at Legacy Church. The purple haired wussy retards are planning something. My friends are backing down Im taking my sons. STAND FOR CHRIST or lay with the enemy. @matthewdmarsden @KeithMalinak #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1954243541288513559)  2025-08-09T18:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TPUSA @matthewdmarsden @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz @JeffyJFR Waiting on Charlie Kirk @LegacyChurchABQ #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1954677302144483442)  2025-08-10T22:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"People buy margarine at Dollar Tree during Covid. My sister couldnt afford anything else. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1955586629718212924)  2025-08-13T11:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"We can do Karen Bass I guess. Keith said this. Bruh PHRASING #PutThatInYourPipe @KeithMalinak @ThatGuyAtPGU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1955590194104852724)  2025-08-13T11:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I confronted Jasmine Crockett in Dallas for being a fake hoodrat #sho. via @YouTube GIRL Get after it @SaraGonzalesTX https://youtube.com/shorts/7-bJosRaMwwsi=0chNt0J75NH7nsfz https://youtube.com/shorts/7-bJosRaMwwsi=0chNt0J75NH7nsfz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1956411073814503608)  2025-08-15T17:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@t_sheahan @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU #ViQueens Cheeseheads lead the way in name calling per usual. Since [----]. #GenX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1957292050438828156)  2025-08-18T04:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Zelenskyy didnt use Real Estate Agents I Trust. He lost land for pennies on the dollar. I made 37K because I DID. Just sayin. @ThatGuyAtPGU #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1957760554904481990)  2025-08-19T11:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@keksibakery @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak Please tell Jacque that she needs to just run to Dollar Tree and get Pat his own readers because shes not busy or anything. And for the record: lemon blueberry in my mouth hole all day long. Then coffee cake then. Have yall ever considered a key lime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1958399051604619544)  2025-08-21T05:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pat thou shalt not MURDER. Never once did God say do not kill. Come on bro. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1958506465469337850)  2025-08-21T12:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Id call in to say something my nephew is a Fairfax beat cop. Hes happy with seeing National Guard having his six. BUT BINGO @ThatGuyAtPGU @realKrisCruz #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1959941123537015245)  2025-08-25T11:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The Cracker Barrel on the wet side of ABQ had nothing but Zers with shit in their face seating me on my way to my fried chicken and French toast with cholula and sugar free syrup. But I dont have a favorite item I wont buy anymore. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1959950151868469629)  2025-08-25T12:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pat Im from Milwaukee. Ive got Bob Uecker and Alice Cooper. Youre JUUUUUST a bit outside the realm of cool people from your hometown. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1960668840037417049)  2025-08-27T11:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My kid goes to a private Baptist school. All doors are locked several teachers are carrying. A cop patrols that street every [--] minutes because its known as Gods street [--] churches. Evil EXISTS. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1961051687545975082)  2025-08-28T13:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I snorkeled with nurse sharks in Belize Ill take a deportation with $1000 for a week. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1965013109199995239)  2025-09-08T11:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If yall dont have a movie theater purse that is large enough to bring in a large popcorn all the candy from Dollar Tree and a small Haitian family. YOURE DOING IT WRONG (Hi Doc) #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1965021274830496057)  2025-09-08T11:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"For the record Rand Paul got attacked in his front yard. JD Vance has killed people who would give Rand Paul a beat down. Shut up Rand. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1965023488017866837)  2025-09-08T12:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"FLAG ON THE PLAY I call BS on Jeffy being happy drugs didnt wash up on the Florida shore. @ThatGuyAtPGU @JeffyJFR #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1965024431799251101)  2025-09-08T12:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Genie4pf @EndWokeness You can post about George Floyd without making it a color debate. BUT YOU WONT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1965033125974868245)  2025-09-08T12:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You know what just happened THIS KID JUST JOINED THE NM NATIONAL GUARD. Because Charlie was and still is his hero. Youve awoken the sleeping giant. You stab a girl and shoot a man we bring the military. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1965942063008264420)  2025-09-11T00:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@charliekirk11 @TPUSA @MrsErikaKirk Erika Kirk: first female president of the United States of America"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1967448405145501756)  2025-09-15T04:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Armed Queers: TERRIBLE BAND NAME. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1967572104188137550)  2025-09-15T12:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SouthPark Hey guys I was at Charlie Kirks Freedom Night at Legacy in ABQ after his episode aired. HE FEATURED IT and we all laughed. Yall didnt do anything wrong please put it back up. Lets remember him not delete him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1967816327890080260)  2025-09-16T05:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@coldplay [--] years ago. Yall are awesome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1969690558345228630)  2025-09-21T09:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just sayin. I want the Charlie Kirk worship hour and a half memorialized for any young person who needs Jesus. Jesus is with me He is with Charlie. #PhilWickham #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1969973679586234628)  2025-09-22T03:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Its Monday in America. My kid isnt still back from saying gooodbye to his media mentor #CharlieKirk. Kraken is driving as fast he can back to his mom. #FAFO Im not forgiving the assassin anytime yet. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1969993393934901386)  2025-09-22T05:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Coldplay - A Sky Full Of Stars (Live at River Plate) via @YouTube @matthewdmarsden this is the song my kids sing to each other a night when were away from each other. I pray I never need to cancel Coldplay. https://youtu.be/Fpn1imb9qZgsi=0jN43KBUD6TW9ZaY https://youtu.be/Fpn1imb9qZgsi=0jN43KBUD6TW9ZaY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1972573168536801439)  2025-09-29T08:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If anyone wants Ice Cube enforcing immigration just grab Kevin Hart and Conan. Best po-po videos on late night EVER. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1972624926638252158)  2025-09-29T11:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I love Stephen Miller. The way he talks sounds like hes a member of the Lollipop Guild. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1972631370666303936)  2025-09-29T11:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Cant make this shit up. Im employee of the month. Free boots Id rather be employee of the month at Mercedes Benz but Ill take it. Woohoo #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1973049497895702821)  2025-09-30T15:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont hate to say it. pretty sure Charlie Kirk is laughing his angelic buttocks off at the sombrero video. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1975159458163757133)  2025-10-06T11:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Those of you with teen boys. Oldest is [--] asked to go to Charlie Kirks last event at @LegacyChurchABQ. Hes [--] getting married next yr he looked up to Charlie as a role model not an idol. He wants to be honorable. A servant. Leave behind good. #Legacy #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1975355994755768427)  2025-10-07T00:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I HATE IT when my Hakeem Jeffries gets irritated. Its itchy @ThatGuyAtPGU #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976245634517827874)  2025-10-09T11:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Im just sitting over here waiting for Jeffy to show me on his hand where Grand Rapids is. I cant be alone in this sentiment #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976248728664277064)  2025-10-09T11:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Katie Porter is no ones spirit animal shes just an animal. Pat youre my spirit animal. Muah. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976250951452459362)  2025-10-09T11:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"WHO is the male that impregnated Katie Porter THAT must have been a bender night at Arizona State. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976253205014298771)  2025-10-09T11:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Come at me bruh. Palestine isnt even a location. So those people cant claim a home. Where is Palestine Ive been from the river to the sea its protected by IDF. I can scroll to my phone immediately where I cried with my youngest in Jerusalem. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976257953893097505)  2025-10-09T12:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Pat be honest. You would blow up a float at the Rose Parade if it represented the godless heathens. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976263003210383689)  2025-10-09T12:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You dont say Ohio State University to me. Ever [----] Rose Bowl STILL hurts. Was supposed to be Pat Tillmans day but Jake Plummer. Ugh #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976266999165755407)  2025-10-09T12:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeithMalinak @StoneChallenger Keith when the ex and I were stationed at Ft Irwin CA the military hosted many different countries for training exercises. And our military does a crap ton of them overseas. Particularly in Japan and Australia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1976735666294997181)  2025-10-10T19:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeithMalinak You just gave me the exact reason Im running to @LegacyChurchABQ in an hour. Bruh thats one of the four horsemen. That and a 40-40 TIE with the Cowboys. Not ready for Revelation Keith GO PACK GO TODAY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1977382816552829395)  2025-10-12T14:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Bruh if rednecks can shoot fish in a barrel Trump can shoot drug runners in the GULF OF AMERICA. #PutThatInYourPipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1978418933959971182)  2025-10-15T11:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SonsofThunder44"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1978786342042567066)  2025-10-16T11:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@UniPartyMonger @PatUnleashed If you subscribe to Blaze TV bruh you already have. 😛"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/1978790248034508811)  2025-10-16T11:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Nancy Pelosi: u break it u own it. And she's NOT talking about her face Strange. #WhatILearnedToday @DocThompsonShow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TexasLaurieD/status/816267877091250177)  2017-01-03T13:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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