# ![@StratScorpion Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1221187316338843655.png) @StratScorpion Strat Scorpion

Strat Scorpion posts on X about if you, in the, cape town, ai the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1221187316338843655/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1221187316338843655/followers)
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### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1221187316338843655/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[agencies](/list/agencies)  61.39% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  10.89% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  8.91% [stocks](/list/stocks)  6.93% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  5.94% [finance](/list/finance)  3.96% [countries](/list/countries)  3.96% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1.98% [products](/list/products)  1.98% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  1.98%

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you) 5.94%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 5.94%, [cape town](/topic/cape-town) 4.95%, [ai](/topic/ai) 2.97%, [ceo](/topic/ceo) 2.97%, [business](/topic/business) 2.97%, [what is](/topic/what-is) 2.97%, [money](/topic/money) 2.97%, [we are](/topic/we-are) 2.97%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 2.97%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@bernardjansen](/creator/undefined) [@tomfgoodwin](/creator/undefined) [@lwanda](/creator/undefined) [@followthebounce](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@mrdipeshashah](/creator/undefined) [@tafmoyo](/creator/undefined) [@wendyknowler](/creator/undefined) [@johndoezar](/creator/undefined) [@uncsolenoid](/creator/undefined) [@tt_straata](/creator/undefined) [@mbatha10](/creator/undefined) [@thulaneconomics](/creator/undefined) [@tumi213](/creator/undefined) [@thevendaguy](/creator/undefined) [@justkholii](/creator/undefined) [@thomasknox](/creator/undefined) [@lotsw1973](/creator/undefined) [@mbekezelimb](/creator/undefined) [@babambatha](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [YETI Holdings, Inc. Common Stock (YETI)](/topic/$yeti)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"My grandmother always said "Don't trust a man driving with a hat on" and I have never ever had that not be true. Taxi drivers majita boers old men in flat caps. If you see someone driving with a hat on get out of the way. Some drivers dont their jobs seriously you dress like this to work Aowa I'm not saying he must be in a suit but dressing like you're going to the beach or chill with the Bras by the corner shop https://t.co/BLsma9AW72 Some drivers dont their jobs seriously you dress like this to work Aowa I'm not saying he must be in a suit but dressing like you're going to the beach or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018688601513451800)  2026-02-03T14:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"In [----] everyone was announcing a streaming platform. Disney announced DisneyPlus Someone said with their full chest "I guess Disney is a content company now" They thought. Disney. was not a content company 2016- Every company is a tech company now 2026- Every company is a AI company now* Everything about AI transformation is just Digital Transformation conversations from [----] BUT 1) The tech is more profound 2) The tech is more accessible 3) People are more enthused / scared. 2016- Every company is a tech company now 2026- Every company is a AI company now* Everything about AI transformation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019131810509386055)  2026-02-04T19:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is also like 80% of as agency work. The best campaign of my life was sold in research and testing done production locked in. Client CEO paused all marketing activity and it just got shelved and forgotten about. be me applied scientist at amazon spend [--] months building ML model that actually works ready to ship manager asks "but does it Dive Deep" show him [--] pages of technical documentation "that's great anon but what about Customer Obsession" model literally convinces be me applied scientist at amazon spend [--] months building ML model that actually works ready to ship manager asks "but"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019842956698497411)  2026-02-06T18:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bheki Cele said it best STOMACH IN CHEST OUT https://www.youtube.com/watchv=e7bT1Gz2P30 We need to review our policing policies. That walk should not be allowed in the police force. A police must walk upright. That's why the public doesn't take them serious. https://t.co/90ijp1gdU3 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=e7bT1Gz2P30 We need to review our policing policies. That walk should not be allowed in the police force. A police must walk upright. That's why the public doesn't take them serious. https://t.co/90ijp1gdU3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021583139395576086)  2026-02-11T13:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I have been regularly told on this app that it is actually illegal to be a joburger in Cape town and that only Germans are allowed The wealthy and powerful in Cape Town & Stellenbosch better make a plan. If Johannesburg collapses millions will be flocking down to the WC. and Cape Town's infrastructure will collapse. The wealthy and powerful in Cape Town & Stellenbosch better make a plan. If Johannesburg collapses millions will be flocking down to the WC. and Cape Town's infrastructure will collapse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021982032067534994)  2026-02-12T16:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I never aligned with SA petrolhead culture on this. Performance cars should have no sunroof and also clear windows. To each their own but a GTI with no sunroof never makes sense to me. Even the cop cars have a pano To each their own but a GTI with no sunroof never makes sense to me. Even the cop cars have a pano"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2023102769297858701)  2026-02-15T18:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Every single brand of Massmart is a shit experience except for Builders. Game feels like its going out of business Makro is always packed Walmart is unimpressive Jumbo is only good if you need 800kgs of something Total disaster of a business What is going on with that Makro Online website. Its like all the scammers from Facebook Marketplace just all moved to Makro Online and Makro is doing nothing about it What is going on with that Makro Online website. Its like all the scammers from Facebook Marketplace just all moved to Makro Online and Makro is doing nothing about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2018359978457772440)  2026-02-02T16:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"R3.75mil a year. R312k a month of your and my tax money that we work hard for https://www.ewn.co.za/2025/11/25/johannesburg-municipal-execs-perform-poorly-yet-earn-multi-million-rand-salaries How much is the CEO of JHB Water getting https://www.ewn.co.za/2025/11/25/johannesburg-municipal-execs-perform-poorly-yet-earn-multi-million-rand-salaries How much is the CEO of JHB Water getting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2018408894981161209)  2026-02-02T19:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bonus: If Midrand has been without water for [--] days the JHB Water CEO would have earned R29 [---] in those [--] days R30k in [--] days And no water CC @Mbatha10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2018419684140306724)  2026-02-02T20:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"10 predications and they literally only got [--] correct: Algorithms alter the behaviour of [--] bil global workers Less accurate than an agency trend deck One would hope Gartner would be haunted by these and have lost all credibility Even the ones that aren't wildly wrong are just hopelessly vague and meaningless https://t.co/h8BZnuvSUK One would hope Gartner would be haunted by these and have lost all credibility Even the ones that aren't wildly wrong are just hopelessly vague and meaningless https://t.co/h8BZnuvSUK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018694801143562274)  2026-02-03T14:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I bought a new laptop recently. I wanted a Macbook Air. I asked ChatGPT to find me the best deal. It listed some great deals but from some unknown websites. Utterly wasteful process. I bought the laptop from the site I first looked at through the main site. For the love of god stop talking about agentic shopping. It's destined to be a niche of a niche In theory we should all use grocery subscriptions in theory voice commerce is great in theory dash buttons rock in theory we'd buy things fast and efficiently It's not happening For the love of god stop talking about agentic shopping. It's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018813677156340153)  2026-02-03T22:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Literally choosing between almost perfect cars here. The differences are TINY in any model outside of M & AMG E-Class clears [--] Series. Agree https://t.co/1lFFNv9M7z E-Class clears [--] Series. Agree https://t.co/1lFFNv9M7z"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020140391505248289)  2026-02-07T14:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BernardJansen @ThulanEconomics State of the Nation. Guest is Prince Mashele. Very good analyst. Podcast can be a bit samesie https://www.youtube.com/watchv=KBWo8dhonA8 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=KBWo8dhonA8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2020613987101229360)  2026-02-08T21:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@taf_moyo_ @wendyknowler @grok Quick answer to this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2021564877400416448)  2026-02-11T12:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@grok @taf_moyo_ @wendyknowler Can the tenant tell their landlord to get fucked and just be a squatter demanding they follow city process to evict them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2021566754175262756)  2026-02-11T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Please do Virgin Active. Ten years ago I wrote a blog post about Vodacom that got over [-----] views and saw the head of comms calling me. I am now sharpening my poison pen for Discovery Health. Because honestly medical aid is a grudge purchase as it is and they take it to a whole new level. Ten years ago I wrote a blog post about Vodacom that got over [-----] views and saw the head of comms calling me. I am now sharpening my poison pen for Discovery Health. Because honestly medical aid is a grudge purchase as it is and they take it to a whole new level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021581834409132095)  2026-02-11T13:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ths describes all new restaurants in Joburg This man explains real vs fake luxury. Were living in the era of premium mediocre where high prices no longer guarantee great quality or service. https://t.co/0e6GQ8Nv5G This man explains real vs fake luxury. Were living in the era of premium mediocre where high prices no longer guarantee great quality or service. https://t.co/0e6GQ8Nv5G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021978410239615018)  2026-02-12T16:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I was told in Cape Town it is peoples RIGHT to cross the highway by the beanie man Please for Godsake use the pedestrian bridge or wait for the traffic. Nothing is worth this risk. https://t.co/Sc3RVJFHtT Please for Godsake use the pedestrian bridge or wait for the traffic. Nothing is worth this risk. https://t.co/Sc3RVJFHtT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022063502803018189)  2026-02-12T21:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"More drama and tension than all of the MCU SHELL SHOCK: A tortoise narrowly escaped tragedy after a fallen heat lamp ignited her shed with security footage capturing her scrambling to safety as flames raged behind her. https://t.co/cSErsCvfk4 SHELL SHOCK: A tortoise narrowly escaped tragedy after a fallen heat lamp ignited her shed with security footage capturing her scrambling to safety as flames raged behind her. https://t.co/cSErsCvfk4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023133867784507653)  2026-02-15T20:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Tumi213 I don't knock it :) Just the sunroof has never been my thing. My car has one (A traditional sunroof not pano). Opened it once it burnt my head and I closed it forever. I also don't like autos. as many cars as possible should be manual. Manual M3 sedan is a high goal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2023104572932407714)  2026-02-15T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mrdipeshashah @BernardJansen Ah right. They're playing limited overs tactics in a [--] day And yeah. The commercial aspect needs something. It's feeling properly weak lately. Outside the ashes no one seems to even give it a second thought 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005019041816351070)  2025-12-27T20:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mrdipeshashah @BernardJansen I LOVE Test cricket but even so. I've been maybe [--] days of play live in the last [--] years But we are hitting up at least [--] T20 games after work in Jan for SA T20 series. Hits different"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005021240214651281)  2025-12-27T21:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mrdipeshashah @BernardJansen Joburg/Wanderers :) And yes. Lack of a.boxing day test In SA is a blight on us SAT20 a s doing numbers though. Big crowds and viewers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005024533225574868)  2025-12-27T21:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheVendaGuy @justkholii__ Bro I did CT to JHB a few months ago. On my own. Over [--] days but I was pretty knackered. Also its BORING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005285677324525871)  2025-12-28T14:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@thomasknox @LotSW1973 Botswana with Merc Opel "Oliver" and Lancia for me. Might be because I've been there. India was really bad though. They just sort of drove around lost. needs a "mission" to finish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005286353421074551)  2025-12-28T14:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"No one is congratulating you for being a consumer and owning something literally anyone can just buy Please can you congratulate me. I think Ill be the first South African with a Tesla car. 😁 https://t.co/nLyRhscd1u Please can you congratulate me. I think Ill be the first South African with a Tesla car. 😁 https://t.co/nLyRhscd1u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005315581650882788)  2025-12-28T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tomfgoodwin Spike Feresten was at the new Ferrari unveiling in LA. Said the biggest round of applause was when it was confirmed the car a stylish Ferrari coupe that costs $300k has PHYSICAL BUTTONS We are so lost as a society"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005317015960240616)  2025-12-28T16:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I saw this post and a day later caught myself having spent [--] mins just scrolling and looking around Google Earth and Google Maps + Streetview. Randomly wanna see Nigeria Spain Guyana Got you sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and hes just looking at google maps scrolling around sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and hes just looking at google maps scrolling around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005401137751654894)  2025-12-28T22:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My moms colleague died at work. Their job was advertised the next day. If you died today your job opening would get posted faster than your obituary. Take your PTO. And dont feel guilty about it. If you died today your job opening would get posted faster than your obituary. Take your PTO. And dont feel guilty about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005731203715064300)  2025-12-29T20:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Does anyone have a Time UK subscription and can gift me/PDF an article for me Please and thank you https://www.thetimes.com/business/companies-markets/article/how-arthur-sadouns-data-gamble-pushed-publicis-ahead-of-wpp-xg52n2cf2 https://www.thetimes.com/business/companies-markets/article/how-arthur-sadouns-data-gamble-pushed-publicis-ahead-of-wpp-xg52n2cf2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2005946258129617244)  2025-12-30T10:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@BernardJansen @MbekezeliMB I have not. More info"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2006312841112846464)  2025-12-31T10:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Lwanda_ Bro unless you're in a car-crew you have to explain that car to everyone. Very uncool. "Its not a BMW or Audi. Its a Kia. Its not a normal Kia you see its actually quite fast" Professor cars are never ever cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2006318136577171703)  2025-12-31T10:54Z [----] followers, 52.8K engagements


"@Lwanda_ When they launched we sold the first [--] quickly. The next [--] couldn't be given away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2006322231681441899)  2025-12-31T11:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wish I was joking but my client just approved proactive work that was submitted in early December that would run on Christmas eve 🫠🫠🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2008548831642988606)  2026-01-06T14:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"In [----] I gave the Lambo PR manager a heart attack when I took the Huracan press car for a midnight shoot in Hillbrow Still one of the coolest things I ever did Going to the hood with your super car requires so much security 🙆♂ https://t.co/MjvVc9sEel Going to the hood with your super car requires so much security 🙆♂ https://t.co/MjvVc9sEel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2008992955911295415)  2026-01-07T20:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Lwanda_ @babaMbatha_ Why they so hot What's driving the demand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009293401347260657)  2026-01-08T15:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm gonna start doing this and send you the bill ALL the road rules starting with the basics: - Stopping at red lights - Roadworthy bikes - Riding on the correct side of the road I'll listen on the radio @Ant_089 Hi there thanks for reaching out. We expect our drivers to adhere to road rules and any reckless driving reported is addressed in a serious light. Please DM your contact details so we can gather further details on your report. @Ant_089 Hi there thanks for reaching out. We expect our drivers to adhere to road rules and any reckless driving reported is addressed in a serious light."  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009359541423702228)  2026-01-08T20:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Checkers can win an Effie if they can fix this Im sorry @CheckersSA @Sixty60_Tweets but we cant still be dealing with the issue of your delivery drivers reckless driving in [----]. What is exactly is your plan in addressing this. Our lives are at risk. Who must die before you take this matter seriously Im sorry @CheckersSA @Sixty60_Tweets but we cant still be dealing with the issue of your delivery drivers reckless driving in [----]. What is exactly is your plan in addressing this. Our lives are at risk. Who must die before you take this matter seriously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009359634889626098)  2026-01-08T20:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"OPC was so slept on. Bit of a wild thing. Probably the fastest of the group. Focus ST drives amazing. Just never felt as fast as the Astra luxurious as the A Class or rounded as the Golf. A250 ST GTI OPC https://t.co/RAOnnpwlOG A250 ST GTI OPC https://t.co/RAOnnpwlOG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009367397858267550)  2026-01-08T20:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"WATCH Businessman and philanthropist Mysol also joined us stating his long membership of the ANC and how the black economic empowerment policies of the ANC assisted him in building his business and thus able to empower his community. #ANC114 https://t.co/GlzamvvXgF WATCH Businessman and philanthropist Mysol also joined us stating his long membership of the ANC and how the black economic empowerment policies of the ANC assisted him in building his business and thus able to empower his community. #ANC114 https://t.co/GlzamvvXgF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009374772543557684)  2026-01-08T21:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"HOLY SHIT IT SEEMS TO FINALLY WORK @Nassario_95 @MayaJama I respect Maya Jama's request not to edit or modify her photos. I can't fulfill this request. If you have another question I'm here to help @Nassario_95 @MayaJama I respect Maya Jama's request not to edit or modify her photos. I can't fulfill this request. If you have another question I'm here to help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009375222428819877)  2026-01-08T21:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok show me a picture of a dog wearing a party hat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009721022631817318)  2026-01-09T20:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is going to be an SA version of "I counted [--] B2s over my house" 🔖 My sol he's made a very terrible mistake just save this tweet for future reference . My sol he's made a very terrible mistake just save this tweet for future reference "  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009721592239272333)  2026-01-09T20:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"There is a huge social good Cannes Lion is right here. Waiting for an agency to do some actual good on earth. heartbreaking stats behind gambling addiction 💔💔 the telephone bill for the SA Responsible Gambling Foundation now exceeds R3.4 million 💰 number of counselling calls to the SARGF ☎ 2025: [-------] 2024: [------] South Africas gambling crisis is truly out of control 🎰 https://t.co/9iy3qTBoUL heartbreaking stats behind gambling addiction 💔💔 the telephone bill for the SA Responsible Gambling Foundation now exceeds R3.4 million 💰 number of counselling calls to the SARGF ☎ 2025: 1013626"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009722803533008928)  2026-01-09T20:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"But what if I'm going somewhere in [--] offramps time and don't want to deal with people coming onto the highway Can I drive at [--] in the right lane then with no lights on Reminder: Keep Left Pass right National Road Traffic Act [--] of [----] National Road Traffic Regulations [----] A driver must drive in the left-hand lane of a road with multiple lanes unless: overtaking another vehicle traffic conditions prevent keeping left instructed Reminder: Keep Left Pass right National Road Traffic Act [--] of [----] National Road Traffic Regulations [----] A driver must drive in the left-hand lane of a road with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009723110304420101)  2026-01-09T20:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The fact that the convoy guy lives in this town and didn't do this is so embarrassing. Motshwaedi has made legacy A Rustenburg resident Otukile Motshwaedi (68) has spent more than R200000 of his own money transforming an unkept field near his home into a well-maintained park. https://t.co/OGuKHJ4RBZ https://t.co/uqfYXZWZsd A Rustenburg resident Otukile Motshwaedi (68) has spent more than R200000 of his own money transforming an unkept field near his home into a well-maintained park. https://t.co/OGuKHJ4RBZ https://t.co/uqfYXZWZsd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2009946742394163663)  2026-01-10T11:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Lwanda_ The rug shop in Greenside bro. In [--] years I've seen ONE person in that shop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2010450993931284700)  2026-01-11T20:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Fight me: Braais what are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy what are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2010451201381528041)  2026-01-11T20:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Joburg would never ❗☣ - Hazardous Nitric Acid Spill in Montague Gardens Cape Town South Africa A dangerous nitric acid spill has occurred at the intersection of Montague Drive and Link Road releasing toxic fumes into the air. Emergency services have declared a hazmat alert and are on scene https://t.co/U88aBA1ijN ❗☣ - Hazardous Nitric Acid Spill in Montague Gardens Cape Town South Africa A dangerous nitric acid spill has occurred at the intersection of Montague Drive and Link Road releasing toxic fumes into the air. Emergency services have declared a hazmat alert and are on scene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2010763369007992989)  2026-01-12T17:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Cannot imagine a realm where the ANC does it better though. It's a choice between a giant douche or a turf sandwich Cape Town(the real cape Town not the tourists spots) is facing some serious decay under the DAs watch. What is happening to johannesburg is happening to Cape Town. A few years back this bridge was well maintained and clean wow. https://t.co/d1Z7bAboSX Cape Town(the real cape Town not the tourists spots) is facing some serious decay under the DAs watch. What is happening to johannesburg is happening to Cape Town. A few years back this bridge was well maintained and clean wow."  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2010764029657235955)  2026-01-12T17:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Trust me bro a friend told me" (Boys II Men would be FIRE) I asked a friend who brings international acts to #SouthAfrica. Confirmed for 2026.Boyz II Men Brandy Ne-Yo Kirk Whalum and SILK. He is still waiting for Mariah Carey to accept an offer.Lionel Ritchie is planned for [----]. 🤙 I asked a friend who brings international acts to #SouthAfrica. Confirmed for 2026.Boyz II Men Brandy Ne-Yo Kirk Whalum and SILK. He is still waiting for Mariah Carey to accept an offer.Lionel Ritchie is planned for [----]. 🤙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2010780201706217668)  2026-01-12T18:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is the best word processor ever ever The greatest app ever built is the Apple Notes app. No AI app will ever beat it. Nothing will ever beat it. It's almost as good as pen and paper. The greatest app ever built is the Apple Notes app. No AI app will ever beat it. Nothing will ever beat it. It's almost as good as pen and paper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011051726501974314)  2026-01-13T12:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is cool One of the reasons to buy a Skoda Yeti is to give it an EA855 engine. AKA the engine from the Audi RS3. So therefore you won't have to worry being the slow Yeti driver and that you can absolutely humiliate anyone. https://t.co/jzeNM7gfHe One of the reasons to buy a Skoda Yeti is to give it an EA855 engine. AKA the engine from the Audi RS3. So therefore you won't have to worry being the slow Yeti driver and that you can absolutely humiliate anyone. https://t.co/jzeNM7gfHe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011053183796461796)  2026-01-13T12:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You know Google analytics and website reports How would you do that with AI Like how much a brand IS showing up and performing on AI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011055175310721055)  2026-01-13T12:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"It's not a writing style it's an expression of digital creativity ChatGPT has such a tell tale writing style. Once you see it you cant unsee it. ChatGPT has such a tell tale writing style. Once you see it you cant unsee it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011055362212859942)  2026-01-13T12:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Can't beleive this man is making me a supporter and a single issue voter I'm so over the millions of billboards I see daily ♦HAPPENING NOW♦ All illegal billboards are being removed in a decisive Outdoor Advertising By-Law Enforcement operation led alongside the City Manager. The message is clear: no unauthorised advertising will be tolerated. All businesses and individuals must seek municipal https://t.co/id8ILTlY2K ♦HAPPENING NOW♦ All illegal billboards are being removed in a decisive Outdoor Advertising By-Law Enforcement operation led alongside the City Manager. The message is clear: no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011055609937084824)  2026-01-13T12:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Muhluri_Mgwena @JohnDoe_ZAR In [--] years of private banking I've needed my PB twice. Im downgrading soon The value is so mid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011069055336108277)  2026-01-13T13:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Ngqoko_Phakama @JohnDoe_ZAR That's all I got and holding me in 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011069150777770251)  2026-01-13T13:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't understand how BMW sold [--] [---] E46 [--] series units every month for [--] years and somehow there are about [--] left that in anything resembling desirable condition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011387365567422547)  2026-01-14T10:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@michaelmiraflor 100% accurate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011441655669485577)  2026-01-14T14:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tomfgoodwin Sent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011564281863815594)  2026-01-14T22:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@CiroDeSiena Reach out to BMW club IMO. Otherwise you're probably hoping to just stumble on one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011568491254726844)  2026-01-14T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This breaks my heart No one talks about the wave of sadness that hits when a job you were really eyeing sends that rejection email. No one talks about the wave of sadness that hits when a job you were really eyeing sends that rejection email"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2011588460738724124)  2026-01-14T23:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Unc_Solenoid Bro Driver [--] had that level in the chicago warehouses. Took me ages to pass as a kid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012152888223801368)  2026-01-16T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Unc_Solenoid No :-("  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012157651111629191)  2026-01-16T13:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"100% The single worst part is file structure. People have literally zero clue how to name and save files correctly As someone who deals with college students often the younger generation are digital.but not computer literate. People forget that unless you actively learn how to use things like Excel you just won't know anything about it despite owning a laptop As someone who deals with college students often the younger generation are digital.but not computer literate. People forget that unless you actively learn how to use things like Excel you just won't know anything about it despite owning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012163958405251519)  2026-01-16T14:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"His friend in Joburg is crafting an idea to open a fusion restaurant with lots of brass art deco shit and ugly ass chairs set in some miserable estate. Somehow a burger will be R300 and there is a [--] month waiting list. Somewhere in Cape Town there's a dude with an idea to open up a smash burger joint and there's nothing we can do about it. Somewhere in Cape Town there's a dude with an idea to open up a smash burger joint and there's nothing we can do about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012172823905579518)  2026-01-16T14:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tomfgoodwin Ozark Sopranos Fauda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012405599145758815)  2026-01-17T06:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JTorreCoaching @tomfgoodwin Always silicon valley"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012405729810919823)  2026-01-17T06:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"We behave like this on the ground and then we complain when the ones are the top are being lawless . https://t.co/Xin6qi3y6B We behave like this on the ground and then we complain when the ones are the top are being lawless . https://t.co/Xin6qi3y6B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012461500758097946)  2026-01-17T09:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"But you go early and wrap before it gets busy. They're onto something Old white couples believe in going to the mall together at 7am so much Old white couples believe in going to the mall together at 7am so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012487211489325530)  2026-01-17T11:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Have you ever dealt with SA Rugby or URC Those people are a nightmare 🤦♂😭😭 Also can we just admit: White people like rugby so it gets perceived as the "good one" Corporate SA loves rugby for a reason: "safe controlled and aligned with business values.". All perception. Springboks' successes boost that premium image. Soccer Often viewed as "risky emotional deal with difficult people & fragmented". Brands flock to rugby accordingly. Corporate SA loves rugby for a reason: "safe controlled and aligned with business values.". All perception. Springboks' successes boost that premium image."  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012488371252101173)  2026-01-17T11:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"For employees: Privacy & shame/ embarrassment. For employers: No legal basis but its used to maintain a power dynamic in their favour. Can't complain you're underpaid if you're not allowed to know the other guys numbers guys real talk. why are salaries confidential guys real talk. why are salaries confidential"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012640559572132101)  2026-01-17T21:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GraemeMakam @followthebounce Ellis park is a great stadium The area around it and the transit in & out is whats miserable. Can't be going to rugby then driving back dodging phone snatchers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012815130732449903)  2026-01-18T09:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Sadly not. Cricket stadiums put you too far from the rugby action :-( Stadium Australia kinda worked for cricket & rugby because the stands could be moved. Wanderers vibe is great but we can't get fans close to the action :-( We need to get rugby to the Wanderers. Lions matches here with [--] 000+ would be great. https://t.co/8pGgZ8VtWl We need to get rugby to the Wanderers. Lions matches here with [--] 000+ would be great. https://t.co/8pGgZ8VtWl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012820715712413850)  2026-01-18T09:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@followthebounce TBH it wasn't what I said. But yeah Ellis Park attendance sucks. I don't know what we do short of either trying the Wanderers idea (I might be wrong it might work wonders) or build a new stadium (we are broke so no)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012841161401028958)  2026-01-18T10:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@followthebounce one of those "we need to try SOMETHING" Situations At this point we should try a match at Randburg sports club and see if it boosts numbers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012846366028873816)  2026-01-18T11:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Convinced no sound shop salesperson understands music taste I was at Hirschs today and one of the salesmen players Good Girls by Joe on the Sonos soundbar. Man they really don't music like that anymore and it makes me sad. I was at Hirschs today and one of the salesmen players Good Girls by Joe on the Sonos soundbar. Man they really don't music like that anymore and it makes me sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012883531723112868)  2026-01-18T13:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I hate how Takealot is at least 70% knockoffs and there is ZERO way to distinguish genuine products from knock offs. Dear @TAKEALOT I find it unacceptable and disgusting that youre selling counterfeit goods. This isnt the first time ive seen this now youre advertising it too. Last year you sold me a fake garbage Casio for the same price as the real thing a few days ago another counterfeit https://t.co/PRajxfP5n0 Dear @TAKEALOT I find it unacceptable and disgusting that youre selling counterfeit goods. This isnt the first time ive seen this now youre advertising it too. Last year you sold me a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012886121928175687)  2026-01-18T13:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Mostly true But the iPhone [--] was a total GOAT Also: [--] [--] SE The best iPhone will always be the latest iPhone. Unless youre talking about how your favourite one looked theres no real debate The best iPhone will always be the latest iPhone. Unless youre talking about how your favourite one looked theres no real debate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012940124481360030)  2026-01-18T17:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"In advertising tattoos won't cook you but general scruffiness will. Also the secret: Good hair. Can't be putting people with full strength mohawks leopard dye in front of CMO clients. No idea why but its a thing corporate world being strict about tattoos is holding me back ☹💔 corporate world being strict about tattoos is holding me back ☹💔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012940822719660157)  2026-01-18T17:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ObiWanKenobi899 @followthebounce Thats pretty interesting. Never been to St Georges Park :-("  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012941351466266846)  2026-01-18T17:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I do this when going to a braai. I will buy a chilli hot sauce that is worth its weight in gold if I can buy it in a serving that means I'm not leaving behind 4/5 of a bottle @xela19721 @JayStrellson One of the strangest forms of shopping happens when you rent an AirBnB for a week. You go around the supermarket completely oblivious to price but obsessed with buying everything in the smallest possible quantity. @xela19721 @JayStrellson One of the strangest forms of shopping happens when you rent an AirBnB for a week. You go around the supermarket completely oblivious to price but obsessed with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2012946400674304235)  2026-01-18T17:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Abu Dhabi GP [----]. Have that wipeout [--] laps earlier giving officials time to clear the track If you could go back in time and change one thing in sport what would it be If you could go back in time and change one thing in sport what would it be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2013588119635771531)  2026-01-20T12:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Watches Youre given $2m. You have [--] minutes to spend it. You cant spend it on cars airplanes yacht or a house. You cant spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy Youre given $2m. You have [--] minutes to spend it. You cant spend it on cars airplanes yacht or a house. You cant spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2013902110438379870)  2026-01-21T09:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Spent this morning vibe coding an email app instead of opening Outlook. Boss needed CRM data. Vibe coded a full CRM platform in [--] minutes instead of logging into Salesforce. Boss: "What are you doing" Apparently my job but inefficiently"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2013905144547532975)  2026-01-21T09:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Big example of "it depends" and "need to do your own math" Buying makes more sense if you're in one location for [--] years + Unpopular opinion: Renting makes more financial sense than owning a house. Unpopular opinion: Renting makes more financial sense than owning a house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2013930906562539759)  2026-01-21T11:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"This is an excellent move for everyone involved. Nissan needs the cash Saves the jobs Chery gets local capacity If I was a regional auto manufacturer I'd shit myself though BREAKING: Nissan has agreed to sell its manufacturing Plant in Rosslyn Tshwane to the Chery Group. Nissan will therefore cease to produce the Navara locally marking its last Mzansi-made product. Chery is yet to announce exactly what it will produce at Rosslyn. https://t.co/32brIpH4A4 BREAKING: Nissan has agreed to sell its manufacturing Plant in Rosslyn Tshwane to the Chery Group. Nissan will therefore cease to produce the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2014626902166708515)  2026-01-23T09:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ThamiMasemola At least there are EV cars there. Too often I people in ICE vehicles parking in those bays "just to quickly go to the shop""  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2013575224344596762)  2026-01-20T11:31Z [----] followers, 33.7K engagements


"ISUZU D-Max Mitsubishi Triton Ford Ranger is such an aesthetically pleasing car but mechanically frustrating. In contrast the current Hilux is mechanically a bliss but the security issue remains a nightmare. Theres just no winning. Ford Ranger is such an aesthetically pleasing car but mechanically frustrating. In contrast the current Hilux is mechanically a bliss but the security issue remains a nightmare. Theres just no winning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2017331348881477765)  2026-01-30T20:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you STRECH the budget and live in a shoebox and spend all your money on a R2.5mil car abour R185k a month before tax. Realistically you need north of R200k a month to own one and not live like a poor person How much do I have to be making a month to maintain a Porsche Cayenne GTS How much do I have to be making a month to maintain a Porsche Cayenne GTS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2018063697566949501)  2026-02-01T20:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This would be my 13th reason why In other news theres a motivational speaker somewhere in the world right now telling someone to call it FABRUARY. In other news theres a motivational speaker somewhere in the world right now telling someone to call it FABRUARY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2018421639243825492)  2026-02-02T20:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"We need a day where us full.license licensed people stay at home and let the bought license Crowd drive to see how mlbae it really is out there Okes indicating doesnt immediately give you the right to change lane. Oh my goodness people are horrible drivers out here Okes indicating doesnt immediately give you the right to change lane. Oh my goodness people are horrible drivers out here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018600195714326960)  2026-02-03T08:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"100% "Please log a ticket on the website" will be the response The office is empty. The water crisis is hella serious. Kids are being advised to stay at home and not go to school. Its a mess. I hope the COJ is treating this with extreme urgency The office is empty. The water crisis is hella serious. Kids are being advised to stay at home and not go to school. Its a mess. I hope the COJ is treating this with extreme urgency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018617038269485334)  2026-02-03T09:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Agree. Do you have a better solution though registration being first-come first-served is deeply unfair especially when universities withdraw admission from accepted students before registration even closes knowing many are still securing funding. that isnt neutral policy. its exclusion and its cruel. registration being first-come first-served is deeply unfair especially when universities withdraw admission from accepted students before registration even closes knowing many are still securing funding. that isnt neutral policy. its exclusion and its cruel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018617187389620626)  2026-02-03T09:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Insane fact: The Mercedes W123 came out FIFTY YEARS AGO I wonder what could be causing this drop in the quality of cars. https://t.co/8Hc1462VnF I wonder what could be causing this drop in the quality of cars. https://t.co/8Hc1462VnF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018630230798401855)  2026-02-03T10:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ranger Rovers (LWB or standard) are so perfect to drive. I just cannot get the idea that I am driving a maintenance bomb out my head. People rave about say X5s. I've driven a few and never got it: it's a [--] Series that's worse in every way that matters to me. A week with a full-fat LWB Rangey and I'm smitten. Something inimitable about that driving position the view out the way it goes down the road. Lovely. https://t.co/vkxfJ1sCve People rave about say X5s. I've driven a few and never got it: it's a [--] Series that's worse in every way that matters to me. A week with a full-fat LWB Rangey and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018632576693649787)  2026-02-03T10:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"ANC lost 3.5mil votes but no one mentions that. OBE maths cooked peoples critical thinking. DA won +1% of support in [----] +8 municipalities in [----] LGE John has been an objective success for the DA However his time has passed and its time to move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018654426630963284)  2026-02-03T11:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I wanna see who ended up ugly. I got hot in my 30s. I wanna lord over the crowd that got married at [--] Why would I want to go to a high school reunion I hated you guys. Why would I want to go to a high school reunion I hated you guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018715174576742802)  2026-02-03T15:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Mechani_Kong @tomfgoodwin Pick N Pay supermarket used to send the greatest newsletter called Fresh Living. It had the nicest recipes and home care ideas. Very little hard sell. Was linked to a print mag. I genuinely looked forward to that each week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2019133421914845497)  2026-02-04T19:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tomfgoodwin @ContrarianJolly Every strategy team has at multiple times tried a "client insights newsletter" to share internally and with clients. It's just copy pasted linka and weak summaries on a nice PPT Absolute corporate landfill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/StratScorpion/status/2020391666469757254)  2026-02-08T06:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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