#  @Soaringeagle45 🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 posts on X about in the, how to, funny, the first the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1353686183411380224/interactions)  ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1353686183411380224/posts_active)  ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1353686183411380224/followers)  ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1353686183411380224/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) 3.88% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 1.94% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 1.94% [mlb](/list/mlb) 0.97% [stocks](/list/stocks) 0.97% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 0.97% **Social topic influence** [in the](/topic/in-the) 7.77%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 2.91%, [funny](/topic/funny) 2.91%, [the first](/topic/the-first) #108, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.91%, [up to](/topic/up-to) 1.94%, [guess](/topic/guess) 1.94%, [what is](/topic/what-is) 1.94%, [driver](/topic/driver) #339, [food](/topic/food) 1.94% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@mikebales](/creator/undefined) [@mrsjmac0520](/creator/undefined) [@hughson_bill](/creator/undefined) [@hughsonbill](/creator/undefined) [@stephan47781670](/creator/undefined) [@1usapatriot1776](/creator/undefined) [@joanied56266](/creator/undefined) [@kathymulhan](/creator/undefined) [@johnwjames3rd](/creator/undefined) [@themassessment](/creator/undefined) [@smsamford01](/creator/undefined) [@scottburroughs6](/creator/undefined) [@_drfrank](/creator/undefined) [@dr2hide](/creator/undefined) [@bigeddiesgirl](/creator/undefined) [@ebethamy](/creator/undefined) [@terrylee276610](/creator/undefined) [@raina_crypto](/creator/undefined) [@shaynes142](/creator/undefined) [@ylecast](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said "Come on man how about giving us a break" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an asshole He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him an ass hat He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets." [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021972419884253611) 2026-02-12T15:39Z 99.9K followers, 319.9K engagements "After I retired my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife on the other hand like most women loves to browse. Yesterday my wife received a letter from the store manager: Dear Mrs. Harris Over the past six months your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and regrettably have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here. Our complaints against your husband Mr. Harris are listed below and documented by our video surveillance" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020985812234698986) 2026-02-09T22:19Z 99.9K followers, 801.1K engagements "A woman went to the doctors office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded: Whats the matter with you Mrs. Thomas is [--] years old she has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant The new doctor continued to write" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023742097590026458) 2026-02-17T12:51Z 99.9K followers, 53.2K engagements "Mid 70s is my guess Based on the entirety of this photograph what is your best estimation of the year it was taken https://t.co/ufq8f2JucW Based on the entirety of this photograph what is your best estimation of the year it was taken https://t.co/ufq8f2JucW" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023761300430455261) 2026-02-17T14:07Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "Exactly This is hilarious 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023800443315646511) 2026-02-17T16:43Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "So hows your day going 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024166198506663949) 2026-02-18T16:56Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "A couple more pics of my little princess special day. Sorry for overloading yall with pics 🤣 Some of yall ask for pics Ill probably post a couple more soon. Happy Dad" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023383740781851126) 2026-02-16T13:07Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "More pics Proud Dad❤" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024178071327174707) 2026-02-18T17:43Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "Before he died Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo he stopped and spoke to the driver . "You know" he said "I am [--] years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while"The driver said "No problem. Be my guest" Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing [--] in a 55" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022429593701941251) 2026-02-13T21:56Z 99.9K followers, 851.3K engagements "A [--] year old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. Fifteen minutes later the doctor says"Your health is good physically but what about mentally How is your connection with God" The old man replies Me and God are tight. We are in a real connection. He has even fixed my eyesight for me Whenever I go to the bathroom to pee the light turns on and when I exit the light turns off" The doctor astonished calls his wife and says Maam your husband's physical heath is good. I'm calling as I'm surprised with his connection to God Is it true that when he goes to the toilet to urinate the light" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023164004756070620) 2026-02-15T22:34Z 99.9K followers, 19.8K engagements "A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. Doctor: Okay Mrs. O'Hara whats the problem Mom: Its my daughter Bernadette. She keeps getting these crazy food cravings shes putting on weight and most mornings shes sick. The doctor gives Bernadette a thorough exam then turns to the mother and says Well I dont know how to tell you this but your Bernadette is pregnant. About four months would be my estimate. Mom: Pregnant She cant be Shes never even been left alone with a man Have you Bernadette Bernadette: No Mother Ive never even kissed a man The doctor walks over to the window and" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023211132761092160) 2026-02-16T01:41Z 99.9K followers, 389.3K engagements "A Pastor was [--] minutes into his sermon when he noticed his young son in the balcony with a pea shooter He was leaning over the balcony aiming and popping people in the head As the Pastor prepared to deliver a very public scolding of his boy the [--] yr old son hollered out You keep preaching Dad and Ill keep them awake" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023564965441929643) 2026-02-17T01:07Z 99.9K followers, 33.4K engagements "When I was [--] I used to touch my toes [--] times each morning These days I have a cup of coffee and wave at them" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023806064655773776) 2026-02-17T17:05Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "I went to my local bar last night and noticed a party happening right in the back so I asked the blonde bartender what was going on. Oh down there she pointed to the crowd. Its Tuyus birthday today. Really I said. Which ones Tuyu The blonde looked at me shrugged her shoulders and said Dunno I just heard them singing Happy Birthday Tuyu" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023832875355795759) 2026-02-17T18:52Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "Not sure Ive ever heard this one before. Its hilarious 🤣😂 A guy driving an old station wagon pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls Royce The driver of the station wagon rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls "Hey buddy that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls I've got one in my station wagon" The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply "Yes I have a phone." The driver of the station wagon says "Cool Hey you got a fridge in there too I've got a fridge in the back seat of my station wagon" The driver of the Rolls looking annoyed says "Yes I have a" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024128033871872264) 2026-02-18T14:25Z 99.9K followers, 39.2K engagements "Bonanzalike my chances 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2001692158416580981) 2025-12-18T16:32Z 99.7K followers, 186.4K engagements "Took me all morning but finally got wifes present wrapped. Hope she likes it" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2003945852898009386) 2025-12-24T21:48Z 99.8K followers, 25.2K engagements "A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asked Whats your name son The boy replied D-d-d-dav-dav-David sir The officer looked at him kinda funny and said Oh do you have a stutter The boy replied No sir my Dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012567714787639349 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012567714787639349" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2012567714787639349) 2026-01-17T16:48Z 99.8K followers, 382.4K engagements "Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says Congratulations Youre the father of twins. Thats odd answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins A nurse says to the second guy Congratulations Youre the father of triplets Thats weird answers the second man. I work for the 3M company A nurse tells the third man Congratulations Youre the father of quadruplets Thats strange he answers. I work for the Four Seasons hotel The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. Whats wrong the others ask. I work" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2014346341372015080) 2026-01-22T14:36Z 99.3K followers, 77.5K engagements "A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. I said Okay but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying Mister I have the authority of the federal government with me Reaching into his back pocket the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. See this freaking badge This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on ANY land No questions asked or answers given Do I make myself clear Do you understand I nodded politely apologized and went about my chores. A short time later I heard loud" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2016466437531984359) 2026-01-28T11:00Z 99.8K followers, 2.9M engagements "Employee: Excuse me sir may I talk to you Boss: Sure come on in. What can I do for you Employee: Well sir as you know I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I wont beat around the bush. Sir I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss: A raise I would love to give you a raise but this is just not the right time. Employee: I understand your position and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales but you must also take into consideration my hard" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2018852017226076329) 2026-02-04T01:00Z 99.3K followers, 340K engagements "A man comes home drunk from a bar one night. His wife angrily questions him Where the crap have you been Do you see what time it is The guy says I was at this bar called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is made of gold. They have a big gold sign. The doors are gold. They have a gold floor. Even the urinals are gold His wife isnt entirely buying it. The next morning she gets online to look up The Golden Saloon to check her husbands story. Sure enough a Google search brings up a place called The Golden Saloon just across town. She calls the place up and the bartender answers the phone. She" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2019197891487703250) 2026-02-04T23:54Z 99.4K followers, 148.5K engagements "In a nearly empty store at a Florida mall two young businessmen leaned against a counter taking a break. Their soon-to-open shop was still a work in progressbare shelves empty display racks and the scent of fresh paint lingering in the air. One of them smirked and nudged his buddy. I bet any second now some old-timer is gonna walk by press his face against the window and ask what were selling. Right on cue as if the universe had a sense of humor a senior gentleman strolled past slowed down and peered through the glass. He tapped on the window squinting inside then called out in a loud clear" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2019537064056770573) 2026-02-05T22:22Z 99.3K followers, 22.8K engagements "Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2019592324330701025) 2026-02-06T02:01Z 99.3K followers, 31.2K engagements "Just saw my neighbor out walking dogs. I said I didnt know you had dogs She replied They are not my dogs theyre my sisters I answered Well your sisters are adorable" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2019823697633460342) 2026-02-06T17:21Z 99.6K followers, 13.6K engagements "So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said I knew that. What type of service I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said what is a BLD I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog I said yeah he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2019854562711191795) 2026-02-06T19:23Z 99.5K followers, 202.4K engagements "An old married couple is laying in bed when the husband farted. "Seven points" he says. His wife rolls over and says What in the world was that The old man replied its fart football. A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says Touchdown tie score. After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says Aha I'm ahead [--] to [--]. Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says Touchdown tie score. Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says Field goal I lead [--] to [--]. Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten so he strains real" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020178980347810291) 2026-02-07T16:52Z 99.7K followers, 434.4K engagements "In class a teacher asked everyone what their favorite animal was. A little boy raised his hand and proudly said Fried chicken She didnt laugh. The entire class did. So obviously he thought he nailed it. My parents always told me to be honest and fried chicken really is my favorite animal. When he told his dad about it later he said your teacher is probably one of those people who loves animals a little too much. The little boy said Me too Especially when theyre seasoned and crispy The next day the teacher tried again. Okay she said carefully whats your favorite living animal He said Chicken" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020202069458886720) 2026-02-07T18:24Z 99.5K followers, 170.1K engagements "A teacher asks her class "What do you want to be when you grow up" Billy says "I wanna be a billionaire going to the most expensive clubs taking my girl with me and Ill give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks an apartment in Hawaii a mansion in Paris a jet to travel through Europe an unlimited spending credit card and make love to her three times a day". The teacher shocked and not knowing what to do with the behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. And you Amy " the teacher asks What would you want to be Amy replies "I wanna be" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020239298042253783) 2026-02-07T20:52Z 99.3K followers, 41K engagements "THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH. [--]. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. [--]. There are [----] types of snakes and [----] of them live in the South. [--]. There are [-----] types of spiders. All [-----] of them live in the South plus a couple no one's seen before. [--]. If it grows it'll stick ya. If it crawls it'll bite cha. [--]. Onced and Twiced are words. [--]. It is not a shopping cart it is a buggy [--]. Jawl-P means: Did you all go to the bathroom [--]. People actually grow eat and like okra. [--]. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something. [--]. There is no" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020327060992819285) 2026-02-08T02:41Z 99.8K followers, 61.3K engagements "Piece of crap shelves 😂🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020349267102269851) 2026-02-08T04:09Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements "Good morning How Great Thou Art Have a blessed" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020503497171755312) 2026-02-08T14:22Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements "Brings back painful memories 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020508472740032559) 2026-02-08T14:42Z 99.4K followers, 10.3K engagements "I dont always carry the groceries on one arm But when I do my keys are in the wrong pocket" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020576873756103051) 2026-02-08T19:14Z 99.8K followers, [----] engagements "A Country Boy Can SurviveHank Jr You Never Even Called Me By My NameDavid Allan Coethese [--] are definitely at the top for me The Gambler by Kenny Rogers is my favorite country music song ever whats your number one The Gambler by Kenny Rogers is my favorite country music song ever whats your number one" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020942220656787595) 2026-02-09T19:25Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements "I see people my age out there zip lining and climbing mountains And here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020981783576150440) 2026-02-09T22:02Z 99.6K followers, 31.2K engagements "@ShayneS142 🤪🤪🤪 glad I do" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021079147372564847) 2026-02-10T04:29Z 99.3K followers, [--] engagements "Bragger 🤣😂 People with sleep issues are alien to me. I feel bad for them I just can't comprehend it. My head hits the pillow and I'm out. People with sleep issues are alien to me. I feel bad for them I just can't comprehend it. My head hits the pillow and I'm out" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021294407085899920) 2026-02-10T18:45Z 99.6K followers, [----] engagements "My kids keep asking for a St. Bernard Tonight were watching Cujo" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021313016000631159) 2026-02-10T19:59Z 99.8K followers, 37.9K engagements "@yle_cast 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021375676373401904) 2026-02-11T00:08Z 99.4K followers, [---] engagements "@joe_schlindwein 😂🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021391918228439488) 2026-02-11T01:12Z 99.4K followers, [--] engagements "Teacher Tommy why are you sad today Tommy Because my Mom is at the hospital and my Dad is at the police station Teacher Oh Im sorry to hear that do you want to go home Tommy Yes please After Tommy left the class she asked the other students Do yall know why his Mom is at the hospital and Dad is at the police station One of his classmates raised their hand Because his Moms a nurse and his Dads a policeman" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021395531570835905) 2026-02-11T01:27Z 99.8K followers, 623.7K engagements "A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says "please come over here and help me. I have a very hard jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks "What is it supposed to be when it's finished" The little silver haired lady says "According to the picture on the box it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment then looks at the box then turns to her and says "First of all no matter what we do we're not going" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021561790279082118) 2026-02-11T12:27Z 99.8K followers, 113.7K engagements "@hughson_bill 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021565233945604248) 2026-02-11T12:41Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements "Legend says the husband was waiting in the car for his wife to get ready 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021639712625373457) 2026-02-11T17:37Z 99.7K followers, 21.1K engagements "Some random number just texted me and said hed overslept and was gonna be a little late I texted backjust take the day off" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021668926183129182) 2026-02-11T19:33Z 99.7K followers, 19.6K engagements "As a Gen Xer Ive Walked like an Egyptian Moonwalked Walked this Way Walked on the Wild Side Walked on Sunshine Walked the Line Walked [---] miles Ive walked a lot Im tired 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021735670025265567) 2026-02-11T23:58Z 99.8K followers, 18.5K engagements "@Raina_Crypto 👍" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021741638435962966) 2026-02-12T00:22Z 99.4K followers, [--] engagements "@joe_smoe77 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021761955065708897) 2026-02-12T01:43Z 99.5K followers, [---] engagements "@mrsjmac0520 @MikeBales Its an old meme thats been around awhile we both share old classic thingsjust happened to be on the same daytotal coincidence 🙂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021767517732024485) 2026-02-12T02:05Z 99.5K followers, [---] engagements "@mrsjmac0520 @MikeBales No biggie at allhave a blessed evening" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021768204243378598) 2026-02-12T02:07Z 99.4K followers, [--] engagements "@Stephan47781670 @MikeBales Nopea buddy sent it to mejust a coincidence 🙂 People who share jokes and funny stuff will share stuff on same day not realizing another person had already done itI never take something from here and shareI search the internet for my stuff or stuff my buddies send me 🙂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021770994927468815) 2026-02-12T02:19Z 99.5K followers, [--] engagements "@1USAPatriot1776 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021958585022906548) 2026-02-12T14:44Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements "@JoanieD56266 Black eyeswollen 🤪🤪" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022018034731479079) 2026-02-12T18:40Z 99.8K followers, [---] engagements "Memories 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022431536767967342) 2026-02-13T22:03Z 99.8K followers, 23.9K engagements "@KathyMulhan I got the young looking gene 🤣57" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022883817413836925) 2026-02-15T04:01Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements "@JohnWJames3rd They are gonna do a short trip to Branson and this summer go on a longer one somewhere" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023097755338768851) 2026-02-15T18:11Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements "@TheMassessment 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023179216112808119) 2026-02-15T23:34Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements "@smsamford01 @kylee_benn99075 @CynicalLatina @kat_maryb @firestick_411 A few of them havent drank muchif my wife had those theyd be down by the ankles 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023413083155427608) 2026-02-16T15:04Z 99.8K followers, [---] engagements "People who share jokes memes funny stuff on here sometimes will share stuff on the same day not knowing the other had shared it already. I never get my stuff from here. I search the internet for funny stuff to share or my buddies will send me funny crap. So if you see a post I do or a post someone has done that youve already seen scrolling its more than likely just a coincidence that it was shared on the same day. All of us jokesters 🤣 search and find old funny stuff Laugh a little 🤣😂 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021772487952892324 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021772487952892324" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021772487952892324) 2026-02-12T02:24Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "Sorry I didnt get to reply much yesterday and wont be on todaykinda busy today 🤣❤ because I get to walk my little princess down the aisle Wedding day 🙂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022703887115760110) 2026-02-14T16:06Z 99.9K followers, 12.3K engagements "Notethis is after she took her long sleeve gloves offher look was the Audrey Hepburn 🙂❤ Dad and Princess ❤ https://t.co/GvNKKvexJ9 Dad and Princess ❤ https://t.co/GvNKKvexJ9" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022915074118316479) 2026-02-15T06:05Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "Dad and Princess ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2022860589677060174) 2026-02-15T02:28Z 99.9K followers, 21.2K engagements "Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies "If you would've put a rubber at the end of your stick we'd be" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021759305557344552) 2026-02-12T01:32Z 99.9K followers, 52K engagements "@ScottBurroughs6 Funny you said that my nephew was wearing a nice one and I jokingly said you should let me wear that walking down the aisle and he said ok and said Im just playing 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024223143162757619) 2026-02-18T20:43Z 99.9K followers, [--] engagements "This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said I would like to withdraw $10. The teller told her for withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM. The old lady wanted to know why. The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her these are the rules please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you. The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said please help me withdraw all the money I have. The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head leaned down and" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021222170567831621) 2026-02-10T13:58Z 99.9K followers, 751.7K engagements "Bettys washing machine quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day she told the repairman "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the washing machine and leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check. "Oh by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But whatever you do do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot "I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT" When the repairman arrived at Bettys house the following day he discovered the biggest meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But just as she had said the dog just" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021374516421652816) 2026-02-11T00:03Z 99.9K followers, 243.6K engagements "Last night I finally found the courage and pulled out a nose hair to see if it really hurt Judging by how fast my wife woke up screaming it seemed like it was pretty painful" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021956179203961324) 2026-02-12T14:34Z 99.9K followers, 61.6K engagements "This aint particularly the same but made me think of itmy wife was out of town one year a long time ago during time changeand I woke up went to church only to realize that when I got there the lot was full but went in anyway and it was at the end of the serviceforgot to change the clocks 🤣 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023762334083170797 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023762334083170797" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023762334083170797) 2026-02-17T14:11Z 99.9K followers, [---] engagements "A few more pics Happy Dad ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023764461728010590) 2026-02-17T14:20Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "Another one of Momma Bear preparing her cub 🤣🙂 for her day" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023765743096262928) 2026-02-17T14:25Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "For the recent people who have followed mea little bit about myself [--]. Love The Lord [--]. Adore my Queen Shes my rock [--]. Share all kind of old jokes memes Even wife jokes all in good fun 🤣 [--]. Just started sharing videos lately. Just finally figured out how to do that. Slow learner I guess 🤣 [--]. Dont trust our leaders who are selling us out.(Little bits and pieces seem to be getting brought to light) [--]. A big Lynyrd Skynyrd fan Have a blessed day Laugh a little" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/1887567431000035749) 2025-02-06T18:21Z 99.9K followers, 230.1K engagements "Sledding in your 50s is a great way to meet people Today I met [--] paramedics an EMT and a spine specialist and Im pretty sure I saw Jesus for a moment" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2017670225890619771) 2026-01-31T18:44Z 99.9K followers, 385.7K engagements "An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said "Do you want to talk Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl who had just started to read her book replied to the total stranger "What would you want to talk about" "Oh I don't know" said the atheist. "How about why there is no God or no Heaven or Hell or no life after death" as he smiled smugly. "OK" she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020612465453637892) 2026-02-08T21:35Z 99.9K followers, 441.6K engagements "Thank you all for the congrats for my daughters wedding yesterday ❤ Back to my goofball posts 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023035681094705552) 2026-02-15T14:04Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar. She caught him red-handed trying to make off with her valuables and shouted "Stop Acts 2:38" "Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven." The burglar froze in place. Calmly the woman called the police and told them what had happened. When the officer arrived and started to cuff the man he asked "Why did you freeze like that All she did was shout a Bible verse at you." "Bible verse" the burglar replied. "I thought she said she had an ax and two .38s"" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023385459200565258) 2026-02-16T13:14Z 99.9K followers, 18.4K engagements "@hughson_bill 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023749096880865785) 2026-02-17T13:19Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "In you have a minute stop a pray for our buddy Prayers to you Bruce 🙏🏻 Ok this might get a little confusing but bear with me. So Ive been saying for months that something was wrong I was having different issues. The Drs basically blew it off. Well I stopped taking my voodoo meds about [--] months ago. I knew that I would get sicker but I needed Ok this might get a little confusing but bear with me. So Ive been saying for months that something was wrong I was having different issues. The Drs basically blew it off. Well I stopped taking my voodoo meds about [--] months ago. I knew that I would get" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023785028686410108) 2026-02-17T15:42Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "An old blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five things [--]. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. [--]. The bouncer is a blonde girl. [--]. I'm a 6-foot tall 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. [--]. The" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023919706688704741) 2026-02-18T00:37Z 99.9K followers, 67.1K engagements "A man had [--] sons with [--] different women. Oldest to youngest Brody Kendal Conner and Dominick. One day his sons called a meeting with him and said Our Moms told us you named us is there a purpose behind those names The father replied take the first [--] letters of your names oldest to youngest and put them together. You will find the answer and I wont have to explain any further" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2023952591277691385) 2026-02-18T02:47Z 99.9K followers, 17.3K engagements "This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city so nobody would know him. He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole for a [---] yard hole in one. An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2024077654475882781 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2024077654475882781" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024077654475882781) 2026-02-18T11:04Z 99.9K followers, 485.9K engagements "🤣😂🤣 right Hey has anyone received their W-2 for Walmart's self-checkout yet Hey has anyone received their W-2 for Walmart's self-checkout yet" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024077994256486911) 2026-02-18T11:06Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements "A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. Hey Willis he called out forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then Ill help you fix your wagon. Thats very nice of you Willis answered but I dont think Dad would like me to. Aw come on son the farmer insisted. Well OK the boy finally agreed but Dad wont like it. After a hearty dinner Willis thanked the host. I feel a lot better now but I know Dads going to be real upset. Dont be silly said the neighbor. By the way where is he Under the wagon" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2024245784594596328) 2026-02-18T22:12Z 99.9K followers, 12.8K engagements "The lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell Laid there for [--] hours til her friend came My question is Why didnt the cameraman help her up Thats just mean" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2019775336129384515) 2026-02-06T14:09Z 99.2K followers, 11.6K engagements "@bears5princess 😂🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2020350027705774547) 2026-02-08T04:12Z 98.6K followers, [--] engagements "@Rhondakay371 Youre welcome were all in this together 🤣😂" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/2021296768827154488) 2026-02-10T18:54Z 99.2K followers, [--] engagements "Serious questionand heres my honest answerAre they way down in your areaI havent seen much come downgas is still around the same food is tooWill it eventually come downhopefullywith the words way down capitalized makes it seem like theyve dropped off the cliff but not where Im at as far as I can tell. This is not a jab just a honest evaluation Thoughts https://t.co/q2JtOVuw3n https://t.co/q2JtOVuw3n" [X Link](https://x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/1962483756549251243) 2025-09-01T11:52Z 99.8K followers, 21.7K engagements "SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me Waited for me to be alone. in front of my house 😡😡😡 I still handled all of you left [--] of you on the ground laid out You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what I bet you didn't expect me to swing back since it was [--] against one. I might be old but I'm not too old for this Yeah I'm not gonna lie I was getting tired of fighting and just wanted to go back to sipping my sweet tea but I kept on swinging and made sure you got yours All I have to say is you started this and I finished it. Man I" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2013392703032037815) 2026-01-19T23:26Z 99.8K followers, 137.9K engagements Limited data mode. 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"Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said "Come on man how about giving us a break" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an asshole He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him an ass hat He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets."
X Link 2026-02-12T15:39Z 99.9K followers, 319.9K engagements
"After I retired my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife on the other hand like most women loves to browse. Yesterday my wife received a letter from the store manager: Dear Mrs. Harris Over the past six months your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and regrettably have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here. Our complaints against your husband Mr. Harris are listed below and documented by our video surveillance"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:19Z 99.9K followers, 801.1K engagements
"A woman went to the doctors office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded: Whats the matter with you Mrs. Thomas is [--] years old she has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant The new doctor continued to write"
X Link 2026-02-17T12:51Z 99.9K followers, 53.2K engagements
"Mid 70s is my guess Based on the entirety of this photograph what is your best estimation of the year it was taken https://t.co/ufq8f2JucW Based on the entirety of this photograph what is your best estimation of the year it was taken https://t.co/ufq8f2JucW"
X Link 2026-02-17T14:07Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Exactly This is hilarious 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-17T16:43Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"So hows your day going 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-18T16:56Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A couple more pics of my little princess special day. Sorry for overloading yall with pics 🤣 Some of yall ask for pics Ill probably post a couple more soon. Happy Dad"
X Link 2026-02-16T13:07Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"More pics Proud Dad❤"
X Link 2026-02-18T17:43Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Before he died Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo he stopped and spoke to the driver . "You know" he said "I am [--] years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while"The driver said "No problem. Be my guest" Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing [--] in a 55"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:56Z 99.9K followers, 851.3K engagements
"A [--] year old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. Fifteen minutes later the doctor says"Your health is good physically but what about mentally How is your connection with God" The old man replies Me and God are tight. We are in a real connection. He has even fixed my eyesight for me Whenever I go to the bathroom to pee the light turns on and when I exit the light turns off" The doctor astonished calls his wife and says Maam your husband's physical heath is good. I'm calling as I'm surprised with his connection to God Is it true that when he goes to the toilet to urinate the light"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:34Z 99.9K followers, 19.8K engagements
"A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. Doctor: Okay Mrs. O'Hara whats the problem Mom: Its my daughter Bernadette. She keeps getting these crazy food cravings shes putting on weight and most mornings shes sick. The doctor gives Bernadette a thorough exam then turns to the mother and says Well I dont know how to tell you this but your Bernadette is pregnant. About four months would be my estimate. Mom: Pregnant She cant be Shes never even been left alone with a man Have you Bernadette Bernadette: No Mother Ive never even kissed a man The doctor walks over to the window and"
X Link 2026-02-16T01:41Z 99.9K followers, 389.3K engagements
"A Pastor was [--] minutes into his sermon when he noticed his young son in the balcony with a pea shooter He was leaning over the balcony aiming and popping people in the head As the Pastor prepared to deliver a very public scolding of his boy the [--] yr old son hollered out You keep preaching Dad and Ill keep them awake"
X Link 2026-02-17T01:07Z 99.9K followers, 33.4K engagements
"When I was [--] I used to touch my toes [--] times each morning These days I have a cup of coffee and wave at them"
X Link 2026-02-17T17:05Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"I went to my local bar last night and noticed a party happening right in the back so I asked the blonde bartender what was going on. Oh down there she pointed to the crowd. Its Tuyus birthday today. Really I said. Which ones Tuyu The blonde looked at me shrugged her shoulders and said Dunno I just heard them singing Happy Birthday Tuyu"
X Link 2026-02-17T18:52Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Not sure Ive ever heard this one before. Its hilarious 🤣😂 A guy driving an old station wagon pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls Royce The driver of the station wagon rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls "Hey buddy that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls I've got one in my station wagon" The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply "Yes I have a phone." The driver of the station wagon says "Cool Hey you got a fridge in there too I've got a fridge in the back seat of my station wagon" The driver of the Rolls looking annoyed says "Yes I have a"
X Link 2026-02-18T14:25Z 99.9K followers, 39.2K engagements
"Bonanzalike my chances 😂"
X Link 2025-12-18T16:32Z 99.7K followers, 186.4K engagements
"Took me all morning but finally got wifes present wrapped. Hope she likes it"
X Link 2025-12-24T21:48Z 99.8K followers, 25.2K engagements
"A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asked Whats your name son The boy replied D-d-d-dav-dav-David sir The officer looked at him kinda funny and said Oh do you have a stutter The boy replied No sir my Dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012567714787639349 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012567714787639349"
X Link 2026-01-17T16:48Z 99.8K followers, 382.4K engagements
"Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says Congratulations Youre the father of twins. Thats odd answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins A nurse says to the second guy Congratulations Youre the father of triplets Thats weird answers the second man. I work for the 3M company A nurse tells the third man Congratulations Youre the father of quadruplets Thats strange he answers. I work for the Four Seasons hotel The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. Whats wrong the others ask. I work"
X Link 2026-01-22T14:36Z 99.3K followers, 77.5K engagements
"A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. I said Okay but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying Mister I have the authority of the federal government with me Reaching into his back pocket the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. See this freaking badge This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on ANY land No questions asked or answers given Do I make myself clear Do you understand I nodded politely apologized and went about my chores. A short time later I heard loud"
X Link 2026-01-28T11:00Z 99.8K followers, 2.9M engagements
"Employee: Excuse me sir may I talk to you Boss: Sure come on in. What can I do for you Employee: Well sir as you know I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I wont beat around the bush. Sir I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss: A raise I would love to give you a raise but this is just not the right time. Employee: I understand your position and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales but you must also take into consideration my hard"
X Link 2026-02-04T01:00Z 99.3K followers, 340K engagements
"A man comes home drunk from a bar one night. His wife angrily questions him Where the crap have you been Do you see what time it is The guy says I was at this bar called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is made of gold. They have a big gold sign. The doors are gold. They have a gold floor. Even the urinals are gold His wife isnt entirely buying it. The next morning she gets online to look up The Golden Saloon to check her husbands story. Sure enough a Google search brings up a place called The Golden Saloon just across town. She calls the place up and the bartender answers the phone. She"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:54Z 99.4K followers, 148.5K engagements
"In a nearly empty store at a Florida mall two young businessmen leaned against a counter taking a break. Their soon-to-open shop was still a work in progressbare shelves empty display racks and the scent of fresh paint lingering in the air. One of them smirked and nudged his buddy. I bet any second now some old-timer is gonna walk by press his face against the window and ask what were selling. Right on cue as if the universe had a sense of humor a senior gentleman strolled past slowed down and peered through the glass. He tapped on the window squinting inside then called out in a loud clear"
X Link 2026-02-05T22:22Z 99.3K followers, 22.8K engagements
"Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:01Z 99.3K followers, 31.2K engagements
"Just saw my neighbor out walking dogs. I said I didnt know you had dogs She replied They are not my dogs theyre my sisters I answered Well your sisters are adorable"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:21Z 99.6K followers, 13.6K engagements
"So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said I knew that. What type of service I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said what is a BLD I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog I said yeah he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:23Z 99.5K followers, 202.4K engagements
"An old married couple is laying in bed when the husband farted. "Seven points" he says. His wife rolls over and says What in the world was that The old man replied its fart football. A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says Touchdown tie score. After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says Aha I'm ahead [--] to [--]. Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says Touchdown tie score. Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says Field goal I lead [--] to [--]. Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten so he strains real"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:52Z 99.7K followers, 434.4K engagements
"In class a teacher asked everyone what their favorite animal was. A little boy raised his hand and proudly said Fried chicken She didnt laugh. The entire class did. So obviously he thought he nailed it. My parents always told me to be honest and fried chicken really is my favorite animal. When he told his dad about it later he said your teacher is probably one of those people who loves animals a little too much. The little boy said Me too Especially when theyre seasoned and crispy The next day the teacher tried again. Okay she said carefully whats your favorite living animal He said Chicken"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:24Z 99.5K followers, 170.1K engagements
"A teacher asks her class "What do you want to be when you grow up" Billy says "I wanna be a billionaire going to the most expensive clubs taking my girl with me and Ill give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks an apartment in Hawaii a mansion in Paris a jet to travel through Europe an unlimited spending credit card and make love to her three times a day". The teacher shocked and not knowing what to do with the behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. And you Amy " the teacher asks What would you want to be Amy replies "I wanna be"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:52Z 99.3K followers, 41K engagements
"THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH. [--]. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. [--]. There are [----] types of snakes and [----] of them live in the South. [--]. There are [-----] types of spiders. All [-----] of them live in the South plus a couple no one's seen before. [--]. If it grows it'll stick ya. If it crawls it'll bite cha. [--]. Onced and Twiced are words. [--]. It is not a shopping cart it is a buggy [--]. Jawl-P means: Did you all go to the bathroom [--]. People actually grow eat and like okra. [--]. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something. [--]. There is no"
X Link 2026-02-08T02:41Z 99.8K followers, 61.3K engagements
"Piece of crap shelves 😂🤣"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:09Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Good morning How Great Thou Art Have a blessed"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:22Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Brings back painful memories 😂"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:42Z 99.4K followers, 10.3K engagements
"I dont always carry the groceries on one arm But when I do my keys are in the wrong pocket"
X Link 2026-02-08T19:14Z 99.8K followers, [----] engagements
"A Country Boy Can SurviveHank Jr You Never Even Called Me By My NameDavid Allan Coethese [--] are definitely at the top for me The Gambler by Kenny Rogers is my favorite country music song ever whats your number one The Gambler by Kenny Rogers is my favorite country music song ever whats your number one"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:25Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements
"I see people my age out there zip lining and climbing mountains And here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:02Z 99.6K followers, 31.2K engagements
"@ShayneS142 🤪🤪🤪 glad I do"
X Link 2026-02-10T04:29Z 99.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Bragger 🤣😂 People with sleep issues are alien to me. I feel bad for them I just can't comprehend it. My head hits the pillow and I'm out. People with sleep issues are alien to me. I feel bad for them I just can't comprehend it. My head hits the pillow and I'm out"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:45Z 99.6K followers, [----] engagements
"My kids keep asking for a St. Bernard Tonight were watching Cujo"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:59Z 99.8K followers, 37.9K engagements
"@yle_cast 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:08Z 99.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@joe_schlindwein 😂🤣"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:12Z 99.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Teacher Tommy why are you sad today Tommy Because my Mom is at the hospital and my Dad is at the police station Teacher Oh Im sorry to hear that do you want to go home Tommy Yes please After Tommy left the class she asked the other students Do yall know why his Mom is at the hospital and Dad is at the police station One of his classmates raised their hand Because his Moms a nurse and his Dads a policeman"
X Link 2026-02-11T01:27Z 99.8K followers, 623.7K engagements
"A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says "please come over here and help me. I have a very hard jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks "What is it supposed to be when it's finished" The little silver haired lady says "According to the picture on the box it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment then looks at the box then turns to her and says "First of all no matter what we do we're not going"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:27Z 99.8K followers, 113.7K engagements
"@hughson_bill 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:41Z 99.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Legend says the husband was waiting in the car for his wife to get ready 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:37Z 99.7K followers, 21.1K engagements
"Some random number just texted me and said hed overslept and was gonna be a little late I texted backjust take the day off"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:33Z 99.7K followers, 19.6K engagements
"As a Gen Xer Ive Walked like an Egyptian Moonwalked Walked this Way Walked on the Wild Side Walked on Sunshine Walked the Line Walked [---] miles Ive walked a lot Im tired 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-11T23:58Z 99.8K followers, 18.5K engagements
"@Raina_Crypto 👍"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:22Z 99.4K followers, [--] engagements
"@joe_smoe77 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:43Z 99.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@mrsjmac0520 @MikeBales Its an old meme thats been around awhile we both share old classic thingsjust happened to be on the same daytotal coincidence 🙂"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:05Z 99.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@mrsjmac0520 @MikeBales No biggie at allhave a blessed evening"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:07Z 99.4K followers, [--] engagements
"@Stephan47781670 @MikeBales Nopea buddy sent it to mejust a coincidence 🙂 People who share jokes and funny stuff will share stuff on same day not realizing another person had already done itI never take something from here and shareI search the internet for my stuff or stuff my buddies send me 🙂"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:19Z 99.5K followers, [--] engagements
"@1USAPatriot1776 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:44Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@JoanieD56266 Black eyeswollen 🤪🤪"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:40Z 99.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Memories 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:03Z 99.8K followers, 23.9K engagements
"@KathyMulhan I got the young looking gene 🤣57"
X Link 2026-02-15T04:01Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@JohnWJames3rd They are gonna do a short trip to Branson and this summer go on a longer one somewhere"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:11Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@TheMassessment 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:34Z 99.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@smsamford01 @kylee_benn99075 @CynicalLatina @kat_maryb @firestick_411 A few of them havent drank muchif my wife had those theyd be down by the ankles 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-16T15:04Z 99.8K followers, [---] engagements
"People who share jokes memes funny stuff on here sometimes will share stuff on the same day not knowing the other had shared it already. I never get my stuff from here. I search the internet for funny stuff to share or my buddies will send me funny crap. So if you see a post I do or a post someone has done that youve already seen scrolling its more than likely just a coincidence that it was shared on the same day. All of us jokesters 🤣 search and find old funny stuff Laugh a little 🤣😂 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021772487952892324 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021772487952892324"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:24Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Sorry I didnt get to reply much yesterday and wont be on todaykinda busy today 🤣❤ because I get to walk my little princess down the aisle Wedding day 🙂"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:06Z 99.9K followers, 12.3K engagements
"Notethis is after she took her long sleeve gloves offher look was the Audrey Hepburn 🙂❤ Dad and Princess ❤ https://t.co/GvNKKvexJ9 Dad and Princess ❤ https://t.co/GvNKKvexJ9"
X Link 2026-02-15T06:05Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Dad and Princess ❤"
X Link 2026-02-15T02:28Z 99.9K followers, 21.2K engagements
"Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies "If you would've put a rubber at the end of your stick we'd be"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:32Z 99.9K followers, 52K engagements
"@ScottBurroughs6 Funny you said that my nephew was wearing a nice one and I jokingly said you should let me wear that walking down the aisle and he said ok and said Im just playing 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-18T20:43Z 99.9K followers, [--] engagements
"This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said I would like to withdraw $10. The teller told her for withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM. The old lady wanted to know why. The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her these are the rules please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you. The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said please help me withdraw all the money I have. The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head leaned down and"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:58Z 99.9K followers, 751.7K engagements
"Bettys washing machine quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day she told the repairman "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the washing machine and leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check. "Oh by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But whatever you do do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot "I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT" When the repairman arrived at Bettys house the following day he discovered the biggest meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But just as she had said the dog just"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:03Z 99.9K followers, 243.6K engagements
"Last night I finally found the courage and pulled out a nose hair to see if it really hurt Judging by how fast my wife woke up screaming it seemed like it was pretty painful"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:34Z 99.9K followers, 61.6K engagements
"This aint particularly the same but made me think of itmy wife was out of town one year a long time ago during time changeand I woke up went to church only to realize that when I got there the lot was full but went in anyway and it was at the end of the serviceforgot to change the clocks 🤣 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023762334083170797 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023762334083170797"
X Link 2026-02-17T14:11Z 99.9K followers, [---] engagements
"A few more pics Happy Dad ❤"
X Link 2026-02-17T14:20Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Another one of Momma Bear preparing her cub 🤣🙂 for her day"
X Link 2026-02-17T14:25Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"For the recent people who have followed mea little bit about myself [--]. Love The Lord [--]. Adore my Queen Shes my rock [--]. Share all kind of old jokes memes Even wife jokes all in good fun 🤣 [--]. Just started sharing videos lately. Just finally figured out how to do that. Slow learner I guess 🤣 [--]. Dont trust our leaders who are selling us out.(Little bits and pieces seem to be getting brought to light) [--]. A big Lynyrd Skynyrd fan Have a blessed day Laugh a little"
X Link 2025-02-06T18:21Z 99.9K followers, 230.1K engagements
"Sledding in your 50s is a great way to meet people Today I met [--] paramedics an EMT and a spine specialist and Im pretty sure I saw Jesus for a moment"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:44Z 99.9K followers, 385.7K engagements
"An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said "Do you want to talk Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl who had just started to read her book replied to the total stranger "What would you want to talk about" "Oh I don't know" said the atheist. "How about why there is no God or no Heaven or Hell or no life after death" as he smiled smugly. "OK" she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:35Z 99.9K followers, 441.6K engagements
"Thank you all for the congrats for my daughters wedding yesterday ❤ Back to my goofball posts 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:04Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar. She caught him red-handed trying to make off with her valuables and shouted "Stop Acts 2:38" "Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven." The burglar froze in place. Calmly the woman called the police and told them what had happened. When the officer arrived and started to cuff the man he asked "Why did you freeze like that All she did was shout a Bible verse at you." "Bible verse" the burglar replied. "I thought she said she had an ax and two .38s""
X Link 2026-02-16T13:14Z 99.9K followers, 18.4K engagements
"@hughson_bill 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-17T13:19Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"In you have a minute stop a pray for our buddy Prayers to you Bruce 🙏🏻 Ok this might get a little confusing but bear with me. So Ive been saying for months that something was wrong I was having different issues. The Drs basically blew it off. Well I stopped taking my voodoo meds about [--] months ago. I knew that I would get sicker but I needed Ok this might get a little confusing but bear with me. So Ive been saying for months that something was wrong I was having different issues. The Drs basically blew it off. Well I stopped taking my voodoo meds about [--] months ago. I knew that I would get"
X Link 2026-02-17T15:42Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"An old blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five things [--]. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. [--]. The bouncer is a blonde girl. [--]. I'm a 6-foot tall 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. [--]. The"
X Link 2026-02-18T00:37Z 99.9K followers, 67.1K engagements
"A man had [--] sons with [--] different women. Oldest to youngest Brody Kendal Conner and Dominick. One day his sons called a meeting with him and said Our Moms told us you named us is there a purpose behind those names The father replied take the first [--] letters of your names oldest to youngest and put them together. You will find the answer and I wont have to explain any further"
X Link 2026-02-18T02:47Z 99.9K followers, 17.3K engagements
"This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city so nobody would know him. He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole for a [---] yard hole in one. An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2024077654475882781 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2024077654475882781"
X Link 2026-02-18T11:04Z 99.9K followers, 485.9K engagements
"🤣😂🤣 right Hey has anyone received their W-2 for Walmart's self-checkout yet Hey has anyone received their W-2 for Walmart's self-checkout yet"
X Link 2026-02-18T11:06Z 99.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. Hey Willis he called out forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then Ill help you fix your wagon. Thats very nice of you Willis answered but I dont think Dad would like me to. Aw come on son the farmer insisted. Well OK the boy finally agreed but Dad wont like it. After a hearty dinner Willis thanked the host. I feel a lot better now but I know Dads going to be real upset. Dont be silly said the neighbor. By the way where is he Under the wagon"
X Link 2026-02-18T22:12Z 99.9K followers, 12.8K engagements
"The lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell Laid there for [--] hours til her friend came My question is Why didnt the cameraman help her up Thats just mean"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:09Z 99.2K followers, 11.6K engagements
"@bears5princess 😂🤣"
X Link 2026-02-08T04:12Z 98.6K followers, [--] engagements
"@Rhondakay371 Youre welcome were all in this together 🤣😂"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:54Z 99.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Serious questionand heres my honest answerAre they way down in your areaI havent seen much come downgas is still around the same food is tooWill it eventually come downhopefullywith the words way down capitalized makes it seem like theyve dropped off the cliff but not where Im at as far as I can tell. This is not a jab just a honest evaluation Thoughts https://t.co/q2JtOVuw3n https://t.co/q2JtOVuw3n"
X Link 2025-09-01T11:52Z 99.8K followers, 21.7K engagements
"SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me Waited for me to be alone. in front of my house 😡😡😡 I still handled all of you left [--] of you on the ground laid out You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what I bet you didn't expect me to swing back since it was [--] against one. I might be old but I'm not too old for this Yeah I'm not gonna lie I was getting tired of fighting and just wanted to go back to sipping my sweet tea but I kept on swinging and made sure you got yours All I have to say is you started this and I finished it. Man I"
X Link 2026-01-19T23:26Z 99.8K followers, 137.9K engagements
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