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# ![@ShinyMcShine_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1325905405151768580.png) @ShinyMcShine_ ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes

ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes posts on X about money, if you, sir, in the the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [countries](/list/countries)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [premier league](/list/premier-league)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [social networks](/list/social-networks) 

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money) #2773, [if you](/topic/if-you), [sir](/topic/sir), [in the](/topic/in-the), [did you](/topic/did-you), [has been](/topic/has-been), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [funny](/topic/funny), [thread](/topic/thread), [the most](/topic/the-most)

**Top assets mentioned**
[PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@itsSaulGoodman What about Lionel Hutz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1674530940838707203)  2023-06-29T21:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""You're on your honor not to steal anything." "Oh we won't." "Little Jamshed the store is in your hands." "How I have waited for this day.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1678141085900472321)  2023-07-10T17:03Z [----] followers, 20.9K engagements


""There's Homer. There's Homer too. That's also Homer. That's Homer""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1679588413018714113)  2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements


""Um I'll have four Tax Burgers one I.R.S.-wich withhold the lettuce-- three dependent-size sodas and a FICA-ccino." "Fill out schedule "B." You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1679885687531659265)  2023-07-14T21:04Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements


""Oh yes sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant who doesn't enjoy a good sit""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1680603231938924544)  2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements


""We killed Itchy and Scratchy" "Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate I feel like liver and onions.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1680889300701917187)  2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Guess what Homie There's going to be. twice as much love in this house as there is now." "We're gonna start doin' it in the morning" "No" "Oh." "We're going to have another baby.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1681293878681382912)  2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


""I can't believe Aunty Gladys is really gone." "Her legend will live forever." (Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.) "Legend of the dog-faced woman. - Oh that's good" "Homer That's very rude of you." "What D'oh""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1681346827851907072)  2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 50.3K engagements


""Tonight we'll push the twin beds together and I found something for Milhouse down at the mall too--A pup tent." "Oh boy Now I can sleep out in the yard." "Yeah Every single night.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1681401385185599489)  2023-07-19T18:14Z [----] followers, 13K engagements


""Mmm. [--] slices of American cheese.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1682048207499436036)  2023-07-20T15:21Z [----] followers, 66.9K engagements


""Homer there's [--] places. There's the Hammock Hut. That's on 3rd. There's Hammocks-R-Us. That's on 3rd too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on 3rd. Swing Low Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on 3rd.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1687949323844100101)  2023-08-05T22:10Z [----] followers, 27.1K engagements


""Uh this place Moe's you left just before the accident this is a business of some kind" (Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night) "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." (Heh-heh-heh. I would've never thought of that.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1688498891904192512)  2023-08-07T10:34Z [----] followers, 38.7K engagements


""Homer I prepared a special surprise just for you." "It could only be one thing." "Psst The best meat's in the rump.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1690383445002727424)  2023-08-12T15:23Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements


"@MrBeast Even North Korea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1690733005730394112)  2023-08-13T14:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@MrBeast Who's representing Vatican city The pope"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1690733072877006848)  2023-08-13T14:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""So the next time you're walking on the beach enjoying an hourglass or making cheap low-grade Windshields think where we'd be without sand." "Sand sand sand""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1691518256471842817)  2023-08-15T18:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Over here we have the Hick Tub the Insta-Rust. That's the Lightning Magnet. That's the Tinkler." "Whoo The Tinkler. I like the sound of that. We'll take it""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1692546815994834999)  2023-08-18T14:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Doughnuts I told you I don't like ethnic food.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1692831853353251304)  2023-08-19T09:32Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements


""All right come out with your hands up two cups of coffee an auto freshener that says Capricorn. and something with coconut on it.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1694652271701659783)  2023-08-24T10:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Oh Homie are you all right" "Our magazines and roach traps gone. All gone""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1696101104403062792)  2023-08-28T10:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy" "Soy Soy Soy Soy" "Martin you're up one million dollars." "Yes" "But now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy Martin.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1698405304206016993)  2023-09-03T18:39Z [----] followers, 17.9K engagements


""Hiya Homer. I brung ya a big bag of irregular Oreos. I don't see what's wrong with this one. Oh.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1700883431498895705)  2023-09-10T14:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Next blanket your community with flyers. A phony ticker-tape parade will help you avoid littering laws." "Welcome back Space Girl.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1701975213452259665)  2023-09-13T15:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Poland tell us about your nation's achievements." "Well uh I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once-- at night. And there was that submarine with the screen doors." "No no no no no. Young man you need to do some serious boning." "Oh grow up Lise.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1703086452081307914)  2023-09-16T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""All right Martin. For your community service you'll be setting up a midnight basketball program for inner-city street gangs." "All right gang. Shirts and skins. Let's hustle.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1705967134390505523)  2023-09-24T15:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand." "Nineteen." "Hit me." "Twenty." "Hit me." 'Twenty-one." "Hit me." "Twenty-two." "D'oh""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1707337150193189268)  2023-09-28T10:11Z [----] followers, 13.4K engagements


""Oh boy Free trading cards" "Wow joseph of Aramathea Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46" "Whoa A Methuselah rookie card""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1707803659398975519)  2023-09-29T17:04Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements


""Don't worry. We won a dental plan in the strike of '88. That's where I got this scar." "What do we want" "More equitable treatment in the hands of management" "When do we want it" "Soon" "Where's my burrito Where's my burrito Where's my burrito Ow""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1708428137720140079)  2023-10-01T10:26Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements


""Some ice cream guy's gonna see that and it'll blow his mind" "Let me try." "Way to breathe No-Breath.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1709922720710885468)  2023-10-05T13:25Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements


""Hey what gives. These doughnuts are piling up." "Homer Simpson went on a diet." "Oh my God and I just bought a boat.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1711760823444546030)  2023-10-10T15:09Z [----] followers, 91.1K engagements


"'Super fun happy slide" "No Dad." "Oh I guess killing will be fun enough.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1712453321867296931)  2023-10-12T13:01Z [----] followers, 20.4K engagements


""Read the back The back" "Arr. 'Tis some kind of treasure map." "You idiot you can't read." "Aye 'tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensatin'.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1713146197618082042)  2023-10-14T10:54Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements


""Aw they're not so tough." "Chief that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team." "Uh yeah well he was turning into a monster though.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1714586673999118734)  2023-10-18T10:18Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements


"Hey Hmm. mmm Mmm. not bad. Nice hot mustard good bread turkey's a little dry-- The turkey's a little dry Oh foul the cursed thing What demon from the depths of hell created thee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1715361253395214730)  2023-10-20T13:36Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements


""You stay here till you're no longer insane." "Hmm. Chili would be good tonight.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1715362621887758496)  2023-10-20T13:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements


""All right you big ape. Get a snoot full of this gas bomb." 🎶I was strolling through the gas one day🎶"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1715673783799861469)  2023-10-21T10:18Z [----] followers, 24.3K engagements


""Hmm" "I take it from that little impressed noise.that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter sir.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1716392799967277507)  2023-10-23T09:55Z [----] followers, 21.2K engagements


""Ooh that's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt.' "That's good." "The frogurt is also cursed." "That's bad." "But you get your choice of topping." "That's good" "The toppings contain potassium benzoate.That's bad." "Can I go now""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1716934338821104034)  2023-10-24T21:47Z [----] followers, 64K engagements


""Oh Homer you're not going as a hobo again" "Going where""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1718949742057517496)  2023-10-30T11:15Z [----] followers, 27K engagements


""Dad we did something very bad" "Did you wreck the car" "No." "Did you raise the dead" "Yes" "But the car's okay" "Uh-huh." "All right then.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1719014702791926262)  2023-10-30T15:33Z [----] followers, 38K engagements


""Hey hi fellow Halloweenies. Did I scaredely-dare ya" "Dag-- darn it." #Halloween"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1719397461620388134)  2023-10-31T16:54Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements


""In a completely unrelated story Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal.to buy the Springfield Blood Bank." "Oh I'm very excited about this deal. What Oh. Precious blood." "Hmm. Business deal.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1719459056765567484)  2023-10-31T20:59Z [----] followers, 15K engagements


"Ahh ballet. Hee-hee-hee. All right. Whoo-hoo Yea Yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1720406176968450075)  2023-11-03T11:42Z [----] followers, 48K engagements


""How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.Aerosmith" "Nah. We're just hanging out." "Come on. Free pickled eggs." "All right" "Yeah" "Hello St. Louis" "That's Springfield Steven." "Oh yeah. Right.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1721202880164532542)  2023-11-05T16:28Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


""Mom Dad Bart's dead" "That's right Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1721477483545948200)  2023-11-06T10:39Z [----] followers, 74K engagements


""Good lord" "Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh better start with Greek town." "That's Homer J. Simpson Chief. You're reading it upside down." "Uh cancel that A.P.B. But uh-- Oh bring back some of them uh gyros." "Uh Chief you're talking into your wallet.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1721572096239681703)  2023-11-06T16:55Z [----] followers, 39.1K engagements


""And the second number is three." "D'oh" "Yeah I knew we wouldn't win." "Well why didn't you tell the rest of us Why did you keep it a secret If you were [--] we'd be rich. But no you had to be ten.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1724337498493505738)  2023-11-14T08:04Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements


""Some people like chunky peanut butter some like smooth." "And some people just steer clear of that whole hornets' nest. I'll stick with just plain white bread thank you very much maybe with a--" "Glass of water on the side for dippin'.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1724763925315547199)  2023-11-15T12:18Z [----] followers, 24.7K engagements


"@SophiaNarwitz Kill Bill Tomb Raider Terminator Wonder Woman Cat Woman Charlie's Angels Aeon Flux Run Lola Run Resident Evil Aliens Underworld V for Vendetta GI Jane Tank Girl Nikita The Fifth Element To name a few that came out before Hunger Games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1726281446414033321)  2023-11-19T16:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Going to dedicate the next [--] hours to quotes from everyone's favourite Christian left handed shop owner. Ned Flanders. #nedflanders #Simpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1726990394150568064)  2023-11-21T15:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Now do classical gas.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1728046660981236052)  2023-11-24T13:43Z [----] followers, 76.8K engagements


""I'll just have a cup of coffee." "Beer it is." "No I said coffee." "Beer" "Coff-ee." "Be-er" "C-O-" "B-E-""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1728423867201245676)  2023-11-25T14:42Z [----] followers, 71.1K engagements


""Despite the sweltering heat don't unroll your windows 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable." "Hee-hee-hee I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1728547871606095876)  2023-11-25T22:55Z [----] followers, 19.4K engagements


""Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up That's the joke." "You suck McBain" "Now my Woody Allen impression. I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls." "Hey that really sucked""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1729951079528321084)  2023-11-29T19:50Z 10.7K followers, 66.6K engagements


""You there. Fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize my tyres posthaste.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1730548160483758109)  2023-12-01T11:23Z [----] followers, 82.1K engagements


""Wow. You can't find this stuff anywhere. Seals and Crofts Pablo Cruise Air Supply Whoa ho. Loggins and Oates. And it's free." "I've never heard of these bands Mom. What kind of music do they play" "Crap-Rock" "No." "Wuss-Rock" "That's it.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1731233217733185691)  2023-12-03T08:45Z [----] followers, 18K engagements


""Oh quit cogitating Steinmetz and use an open-faced club-- the sand wedge" "Mmm. Open-faced club sand wedge.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1731299396531159147)  2023-12-03T13:08Z [----] followers, 41.9K engagements


""Hey Simpson. Race ya. First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money." "What" "Go apple" "Go orange" "Go banana" "Make way for grapefruit. Go grapefruit""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1731654091640643888)  2023-12-04T12:38Z [----] followers, 30.4K engagements


"I asked CHAT GPT to create a new Simpsons quote this is what it created: "The only thing deeper than my saxophone solos is the philosophical void in Springfield.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1732001884561432915)  2023-12-05T11:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""This is Kent Brockman with a special bulletin. The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with the story all night if we have to.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1733103404912677213)  2023-12-08T12:37Z [----] followers, 12K engagements


""Look at all this great stuff Lise. Cool personalized plates. "Barclay Barry Bert Bort" Aw come on. Bort" "Mommy Mommy buy me a license plate" "No come along Bort." "Are you talking to me" "No my son is also named Bort.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1734978692319715498)  2023-12-13T16:48Z [----] followers, 48.3K engagements


""Here are your messages. You have [--] minutes to move your car." You have [--] minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have [--] minutes to move your cube." "Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office." "Is it about my cube""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1735988662947455014)  2023-12-16T11:42Z [----] followers, 66K engagements


""Molokai" "You mean Hawaii" "Mm-hmm. That's the one. They've got a top-notch leper colony there so we shipped 'em right off. Cost us a bundle too. I guess we'll have an imagination Christmas this year." "Yay Imagination Christmas" "I got a pogo stick." "I got a hula hoop.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1737214387423764517)  2023-12-19T20:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Wow The March [--] newspaper" "Cool A book of carpet samples" "Come on new bike Ohh. A soiled wig." "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1737814583350276473)  2023-12-21T12:37Z [----] followers, 33.9K engagements


""Listen when you see what's inside this-- I don't understand. I could swear it was right here." "Yeah right mop top. And I'm Ed Sullivan. "Really big show." No no. I can do it better. "Really big show. Really big." That's it.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1738155967441736189)  2023-12-22T11:14Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements


"@Cobratate Bullshit. I can think of several men who are way more famous than Tate. Donald Trump Joe Biden Barack Obama Volodymyr Zelenskyy Lionel Messi Justin Bieber David Beckham Brad Pitt Johnny Depp Eminem Ed Sheeran Prince William King Charles 3rd. Justin Trudeau Tom Cruise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1738623553782587743)  2023-12-23T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Oh Homie. Look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like that." "Well maybe someone will give you one for Christmas." (Now she'll really be surprised when she opens that ironing board cover.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1738953898155553039)  2023-12-24T16:04Z [----] followers, 50.9K engagements


""So this was all a scam. And on Christmas." "Yeah Jesus must be spinning in his grave.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739064234686755151)  2023-12-24T23:23Z [--] followers, 19.3K engagements


""And Gary Coleman was as good as his word. As for old Mr. Burns he was visited by three ghosts during the night. and agreed to fund the school with some money he found in his tuxedo pants." "Thank you. Thank you. Humbug.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739225966138802617)  2023-12-25T10:05Z [--] followers, 11.5K engagements


""Let's just say that on this day a million years ago a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't. And that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." #MerryChrismas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1739281779775672639)  2023-12-25T13:47Z [--] followers, 12.7K engagements


"🎶I will always be true - Spend my days pitching woo to you 🎶 "Oh He's been singing for two hours" "This couldn't have less to do with Christmas. And I think that's a stagehand.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1739609257018798556)  2023-12-26T11:29Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements


""I don't want to alarm anyone but I think there's a little "al-key-hol" in this punch.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1740400879193461169)  2023-12-28T15:54Z [----] followers, 18.4K engagements


""Three two one. Happy New Year" "It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year. over and over and over." "Please kill me." #HappyNewYear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1741515720100323393)  2023-12-31T17:44Z [----] followers, 28.5K engagements


""This is Dick Clark rockin' down to the year [----]. And that was Whitesnake." "We're not Whitesnake dude. We're Poison." "I thought we were Quiet Riot." "It says here we're Ratt.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1741595811882963233)  2023-12-31T23:02Z [----] followers, 70.6K engagements


""Oh January 1st. Better get goin' on those taxes Neddie.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1741939500538904879)  2024-01-01T21:48Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements


"@LVJoseantonio @unicorntrainee @jackofallgames7 @OOCCouchGags I feel at this point they should get to [----] episodes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1742586756787060986)  2024-01-03T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Do you come with the car" "Oh you." "Do you come with the car" "Oh you.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742928461608767641)  2024-01-04T15:18Z [--] followers, 100.9K engagements


""This is the happiest day of my life-- Hi-yi-ya" "Got it No shock for me" "Oh yeah" "Whoa Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1743254348665155857)  2024-01-05T12:53Z [----] followers, 53.8K engagements


""I wanna explore the world. I wanna watch TV in a different time zone. I wanna visit strange exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder a sub a foot-long hero I wanna live Marge Won't you let me live Won't you please""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1743305439788380543)  2024-01-05T16:16Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements


""Hey what are you doing" "This is a pretzel town pretty boy.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743379913619484689)  2024-01-05T21:12Z [--] followers, 49.2K engagements


"@Dieter_Grind @Philip_Redhair @TriviaOTD The original owner stopped posting a year ago due to not liking Elon Musk taking over twitter etc. I think they then sold then account recently and the new owners changed the name and started posting movie trivia thinking nobody would notice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743419235588550713)  2024-01-05T23:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


""Homer Simpson You stand accused. of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts." "As Homer's defense attorney I feel we should be merci-- Hey - Did you just take a bite out of me" "- Um maybe." "I sentence you to death""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743618879236997290)  2024-01-06T13:01Z [--] followers, 41.7K engagements


""Go away There ain't no monorail and there never was""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1743979052346605945)  2024-01-07T12:53Z [----] followers, 31.6K engagements


""Aw squiddy I got nothing against ya. I just heard there was gold in your belly. Ha ha harr Ha ha harr""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1744019894050402699)  2024-01-07T15:35Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements


"@TheRealJimsYT It's like the bird that uncle herb shows homer in season [--] which then reappears in king size homer and gets destroyed by bill gates henchmen in season 10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1744105238619898343)  2024-01-07T21:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then I've turned things over.to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world--" "Mr. Black." "I want you to treat--" "Mr. Black." "--with the same respect you would give me. Now here's--" "Mr. Black." "Thank you Krusty and welcome children.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744423976921600146)  2024-01-08T18:21Z [--] followers, 28.7K engagements


"Ah perpetual twilight bathed in the glow of Burns brand electricity.Hello lamppost. Whatcha knowin' I've come to watch your power flowin'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744731885459410966)  2024-01-09T14:44Z [--] followers, 14.1K engagements


""Oh It's him It's him it's him. It's him it's him it's him it's him it's him it's him--" "Calm down Homer. Calm down. Answer the door." "Welcome to the Simpson residence or "Casa de Simpson" as I call it.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1745054262822855126)  2024-01-10T12:05Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements


""Just a minute Don't hang up" "No answer at home. I'll call his father." "Just a minute Don't hang up" "Y'ello You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745085034661396627)  2024-01-10T14:07Z [--] followers, 48.7K engagements


"@JamesBlunt What is your favourite type of cheese"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1745399501743853940)  2024-01-11T10:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Marge" "Yes Homie" "That's it You people have stood in my way long enough I'm going to clown college" "I don't think any of us expected him to say that.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1745482140836372976)  2024-01-11T16:25Z [----] followers, 76.5K engagements


"@JamesBlunt You're gonna get cheese questions until the end of time from multiple people until you answer the question so you may as well answer. Takes [--] seconds to responds. Come on you know you want to. What's your favourite type of fromage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1745485042627772707)  2024-01-11T16:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Yeah. Well no offense but maybe I need a little more instruction. than just tappa-tappa-tappa." "Why back when I was your age I had [--] movies under my belt and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa. I would have killed for tappa-tappa-tappa.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1745756119987855756)  2024-01-12T10:34Z [----] followers, 18.5K engagements


""Here we have an Alaskan timber wolf. He weighs [---] pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises." "Loud That's our secret word for the day""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745856853848801674)  2024-01-12T17:14Z [--] followers, 40K engagements


""We'll bring back dinner." "What are we gonna have" "Well that depends on what the teachers say. If you've been good pizza. If you've been bad uh let's see--poison." "What if [--] of us has been good and [--] of us has been bad" "Poison pizza." "Oh no. I'm not making [--] stops.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1745901339442331791)  2024-01-12T20:11Z [----] followers, 51.9K engagements


"'Bah To hell with this Get my razor Draw a bath - And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet" "Certainly sir. And uh the jars of urine" "Oh we'll hang on to those. Now to the plant We'll take the Spruce Moose Hop in" "But sir--" "I said hop in.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1746597050085462138)  2024-01-14T18:16Z [----] followers, 62.3K engagements


""So then "mono" means "one" and "rail" means "rail." And that concludes our intensive three-week course.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746855357031334017)  2024-01-15T11:22Z [--] followers, 31.9K engagements


"@DiscussingFilm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1747162915080225024)  2024-01-16T07:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one how much more refreshed are you You the redhead in the Chicago school system." "Pepsi" "Partial credit.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747269574406684751)  2024-01-16T14:48Z [--] followers, 40.3K engagements


""Forget it That elephant cost me thousands of dollars." "Dad how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer" "I'd like it fine." "Even if he killed you.and made your teeth into piano keys" "Yes of course I would. Who wouldn't like that to be part of the music scene""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1747582806371307955)  2024-01-17T11:33Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements


""It's all right. I'm a teacher" "I didn't know we could do that.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1747700711423365173)  2024-01-17T19:21Z [----] followers, 43.5K engagements


""There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1748333349498757548)  2024-01-19T13:15Z [----] followers, 36.2K engagements


"@NoContextBrits I went to Edinburgh and found all the places from that scene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1748334786014290268)  2024-01-19T13:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@breaking_frames"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1748409922939674897)  2024-01-19T18:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@breaking_frames It's worth nothing🤭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1748410175067701455)  2024-01-19T18:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""My eyes The goggles they do nothing" Hokusai - The Great Wave (of Real Acid) by fine art Simpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1748463054147211340)  2024-01-19T21:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Hello I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels." "Sorry this isn't Abbie. This is her sister. I look after her now." "No Bart put it down. Put it down Bart. Bart put it down.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748694942556291245)  2024-01-20T13:12Z [--] followers, 46.6K engagements


""This isn't funny" #StormIsha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1749188799492428270)  2024-01-21T21:54Z [----] followers, 109K engagements


""Ugh What salary do you offer" "Minimum wage and tips. Of course there are fringe benefits." "Such as" "An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe." "I'd prefer to vacation someplace hot." "I like your moxie kid. You're hired.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1749531908726308876)  2024-01-22T20:38Z [----] followers, 22.5K engagements


""Mr. Burns I think he's dead." "Oh dear. Send a ham to his widow." "Mmm. Ham." "No wait. He's alive." "Oh good. Cancel the ham." "D'oh""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1749907444002668632)  2024-01-23T21:30Z [--] followers, 51.9K engagements


"I had one of those spam messages from WhatsApp where pretend it's a wrong number and then steal your personal info or something like that. Could resist giving them the old Burnsie Magic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1750559678432473383)  2024-01-25T16:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My reaction to this. Homer sounds more like Barney & you can't tell this Man what to eat he lives dangerously 🍕🪱 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever https://t.co/A2huYvnDNt Homer sounds more like Barney & you can't tell this Man what to eat he lives dangerously 🍕🪱 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever https://t.co/A2huYvnDNt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1750874973629980891)  2024-01-26T13:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Well I'm off to market." "Marge you're making a complete fool of yours-- Oh it's just Barney." "Precious alcohol soaking in the shag""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1751627941463691474)  2024-01-28T15:26Z [----] followers, 35.3K engagements


"Describe your job using only Simpsons quotes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1751673036254663073)  2024-01-28T18:26Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements


""Bart you've got to go on." "Slag off." "You've changed man. It used to be about the music." "I said slag off" "Cool""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1751710183108022294)  2024-01-28T20:53Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements


"@JoeBangles11 @KerryKatona7 Im partial to St Agur Blue Cheese. What about you Kerry would be interested to know your favourite cheese"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1751773698959249698)  2024-01-29T01:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Spring break Yeah" "Well when are we gonna get rowdy" "Maybe when we find something decent to do with this I.D." "We could go rent a carpet shampooer.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1751952096755155103)  2024-01-29T12:55Z [----] followers, 14.9K engagements


"@Goretti361 @NoContextBrits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1752820461195481233)  2024-01-31T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Don't you get it Springfield It's over. You lose. Now if you'll excuse me all this talk has made me hungry.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1753800984940191959)  2024-02-03T15:21Z [----] followers, 63.6K engagements


"@S_U_Network Squeeky voiced teen from the Simpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1754260769154158600)  2024-02-04T21:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""But Marge what about dessert" "For God's sakes you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding" "Fine. I will Oh no. My pudding is trapped forever So I can open my own can of pudding can I Shows what you know Marge.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1754663336946332053)  2024-02-06T00:28Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements


"@Joshstrangehill @netflix The surfing episode was amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1755874685684727840)  2024-02-09T08:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""The alien has a sweet heavenly voice like Urkel. And he appears every Friday night. like Urkel""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1756109605048811732)  2024-02-10T00:15Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements


"@S_U_Network Terry Wogan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1756222422775194080)  2024-02-10T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheMekon_Venus I loved it was [--] when it came out and wasn't subject to any nostalgia of the originals. Some of the aspects of the phantom menace appealed to me as a kid. Eg jar jar Bink's clownery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1756223333182448043)  2024-02-10T07:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@DavidRoomeAuth @TheMekon_Venus Similar for me was [--] I guess it appealed more to kids than the adults watching it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1756223658924613751)  2024-02-10T07:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Shot down on Valentine's Day. That's supposed to be a gimme. Everybody's gettin' some but me." #ValentinesDay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1757889365005447669)  2024-02-14T22:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"So I called my friend Sting. "He said "When do you need me" I said "Thursday." He said "I'm busy." I said "Friday" He said "Friday's worse." Then he said "How about Saturday" I said "Fine." True story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1758515986695627009)  2024-02-16T15:37Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements


""Hello David. I'm really tempted." "Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you." "I love you too man.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1758872439184929035)  2024-02-17T15:14Z [----] followers, 25.9K engagements


""Someone is charging room service to the company sir." "Well we'll just see about that." "Fly my pretties fly" "Continue the research.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1759974873957347415)  2024-02-20T16:14Z [----] followers, 25.9K engagements


"I'm going to make it I'm going to make it This is the greatest thrill of my life. I'm king of the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1761066115713716432)  2024-02-23T16:30Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements


"@elonmusk Elon Musk: Look at this website I just got-- $44 billion. And talk about a woke website. Everybody's woke except for this guy. (Points at himself)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1761076053596893541)  2024-02-23T17:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Look. He's licking the slime off that rock. That's what he's been eating. Slime And there's enough slime for all of us. We're saved""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1761403675740705170)  2024-02-24T14:52Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements


"Happy Birthday to myself hahaha. Send me your favourite Simpsons Birthday Quotes. #Simpsons It's my Birthday today So glad I decided to spend my birthday week in Spain. Been great meeting all sorts of great people from different countries. [--] was always my lucky number so I'm feeling lucky about being [--]. Bar last night with an Italian and a Turk. #birthday https://t.co/p7S3OILuGM It's my Birthday today So glad I decided to spend my birthday week in Spain. Been great meeting all sorts of great people from different countries. [--] was always my lucky number so I'm feeling lucky about being 33."  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1762005941493383678)  2024-02-26T06:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Wow Homer it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1762874465858339194)  2024-02-28T16:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Ooh Look at me. I'm making people happy. "I'm the magical man from Happy Land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane." Oh by the way I was being sarcastic." "Well duh.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1763160015899103499)  2024-02-29T11:11Z [----] followers, 67.3K engagements


""Thank God it's Friday.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1766155047400796509)  2024-03-08T17:32Z [----] followers, 29K engagements


""Hi everybody" "Hi Dr. Nick""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1766630567565533344)  2024-03-10T01:02Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements


""Lisa I apologize to you. I was wrong. I take it all back. Always be yourself. You wanna be sad honey be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad we'll still be there. From now on let me do the smiling for both of us." #MargeSimpson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1768172866430718271)  2024-03-14T07:10Z [----] followers, 64.1K engagements


""Mmmm [--] slices of American Cheese.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1768497020803633518)  2024-03-15T04:38Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements


""Just take it one day at a time and I know that I love you.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1769857624986550680)  2024-03-18T22:45Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements


""Do you think you can get the dental plan back" "Well that depends on who's a better negotiator-- Mr. Burns or me." "Dad I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish." "Done and done" "D'oh" #Negotiation #Simpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1771136308410216549)  2024-03-22T11:26Z [----] followers, 61.9K engagements


"I'm in work this Saturday so no time to make memes and quotes. So I'm passing the baton over to you Comment your favourite Simpsons GIFs quotes videos pics. And I'll retweet the best ones "Have it your way baby" #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsQOTD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1771497797528834052)  2024-03-23T11:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Barney" "How's the world treating you Mr. Gumble""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1771646556254437484)  2024-03-23T21:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"'Aha Aw. Twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut." (Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.) "Explain how." (Money can be exchanged for goods and services.) "Whoo-hoo Whoa""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1772019882462195772)  2024-03-24T21:57Z [----] followers, 76.4K engagements


""It's so unfair just because he's different.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1772976342482481184)  2024-03-27T13:17Z [----] followers, 130.4K engagements


"Wow this doing number My most liked tweet to date. Now that I have your attention please check out my solo travel blog @SoloTravel101 and my just giving fundraiser for the @samaritans who I'm running the @CardiffHalf marathon for in October. https://www.justgiving.com/page/bettercallsamaritansutm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Fbettercallsamaritans&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share https://www.justgiving.com/page/bettercallsamaritansutm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Fbettercallsamaritans&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1773651710633754738)  2024-03-29T10:01Z [----] followers, 25K engagements


""Mmmmm the Land of Chocolate." #HappyEaster #TheSimpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1774432292590506040)  2024-03-31T13:43Z [----] followers, 24.5K engagements


""Hey Barney what'll it be" "I'd like a beer Moe." "I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat." "Here you go.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1775048513170100699)  2024-04-02T06:31Z [----] followers, 37.7K engagements


"@hardestgeezer @perfecttednrg @huel @hoka Respect Russ What an amazing achievement Enjoy that Strawberry Daiquiri #StrawberryDaquiri"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1777053219186716844)  2024-04-07T19:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Hi everybody" "Ho. mer Simp. son." "Okay that was a little strange. Um tell me how you feeling today" "Homer. Simpson. Homer. D'oh Simpson." "Hmm that seems to be all you can say.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1778469831651553360)  2024-04-11T17:07Z [----] followers, 28.1K engagements


""Hey. What's goin' on on this side""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1781051640570654938)  2024-04-18T20:06Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements


""Hey Ma look at that pointy-hairded little girl." #cletustheslackjawedyokel #TheSimpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1781081543974252624)  2024-04-18T22:05Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements


""Dang Cletus. Why'd you have to park by my parents" "Now honey they's my parents too." #CletusTheSlackJawedYokel #TheSimpsons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1781575801269346774)  2024-04-20T06:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Happy #420day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1781804630319444314)  2024-04-20T21:58Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements


""Smithers coffee." "Ah We need some excitement around here.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1784167489510707634)  2024-04-27T10:27Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements


""Hey Then I could follow my dream-- living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts." (March 15th. I wish I brought a TV. Oh God how I miss TV.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1784831527630594382)  2024-04-29T06:26Z [----] followers, 11.8K engagements


""What about that tattoo on your chest Doesn't it say "Die Bart Die"" "No that's German for-- "The Bart The." "No one who speaks German can be an evil man." "Parole granted.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1788642862541734221)  2024-05-09T18:51Z [----] followers, 78.8K engagements


""Aurora borealis at this time of year. at this time of day in this part of the country. localized entirely within your kitchen" "Yes." "May I see it" "No." "Seymour The house is on fire" "No Mother. It's just the northern lights." #nothernlights #Auroraborealis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1789287193443266604)  2024-05-11T13:31Z [----] followers, 146.1K engagements


""Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1789584382488973575)  2024-05-12T09:12Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements


""It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house. Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1789737358104903771)  2024-05-12T19:20Z [----] followers, 35.1K engagements


""Gym" What's a "gym" Oh. A "gym.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1792877676920750434)  2024-05-21T11:18Z [----] followers, 86.6K engagements


""By the way Homer what's your least favorite country Italy or France" "France." "Nobody ever says Italy.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1795369540307824913)  2024-05-28T08:20Z [----] followers, 48.7K engagements


"Happy Thursday 20th"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1803678200658030696)  2024-06-20T06:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hehe mule. Taylor Swift stuns Wembley with spine-tingling piano cover of Monorail from The Simpsons. That HAS to be the next single said Prince William and Keir Starmer https://t.co/TQiYmb7SJo Taylor Swift stuns Wembley with spine-tingling piano cover of Monorail from The Simpsons. That HAS to be the next single said Prince William and Keir Starmer https://t.co/TQiYmb7SJo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1805359985763008751)  2024-06-24T21:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Um I never thought I'd say this but shouldn't we be learning something" "Say the line Bart." "I didn't do it." "Yay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1808479304054878412)  2024-07-03T12:34Z [----] followers, 41.8K engagements


""And I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston" "Pitt the Elder." "Lord Palmerston" "Pitt the Elder" "Okay you asked for it Boggs." #GeneralElection24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1808749605770694751)  2024-07-04T06:28Z [----] followers, 133.3K engagements


"Shiny Here I just supported Simple Politics on @buymeacoffee 🎉 A great organisation that summarises the confusing world of politics in an unbiased and simple way. You can support by buying a coffee ☕ here https://buymeacoffee.com/simplepolitics https://buymeacoffee.com/simplepolitics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1808970097480118442)  2024-07-04T21:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@buymeacoffee @easypoliticsUK Who is England's greatest prime minister"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1808970913150554252)  2024-07-04T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Who is England's greatest Prime Minister Pitt the Elder Lord Palmerston Pitt the Elder Lord Palmerston"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1809471911514239251)  2024-07-06T06:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MathewWebber @RealMattKing He was asking for it really. Lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1810996577495851252)  2024-07-10T11:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CharlotteZ1111 Great Best we've had in years First time since I've been of voting age the prime minister I voted for has been elected"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1810997186177466864)  2024-07-10T11:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@misspaulalondon @CharlotteZ1111 Hi Embarrassed.my name is ShinyMcShine. Also I was embarrassed for the last [--] years. You'll get used to it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1810997720766714320)  2024-07-10T11:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NicholasLissack @Nigel_Farage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1810998903971471411)  2024-07-10T11:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Here's the pitch. Swung on and missed. Strike three. Topes lose. Topes lose. Topes lose.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1811001884376797409)  2024-07-10T11:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@exploding_girl @sabrinajaine You have much to live for things that have yet to happen people and places you've yet to see. But just right now if you are in a dark place then that's fine too. I've been there and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say many others have also"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1812971358596571460)  2024-07-15T22:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@exploding_girl @sabrinajaine I've had those similar kind of thoughts and what really helped me in those darkest times was speaking to someone. I was actually too scared to speak to any friends or family but I instead emailed then called the Samaritans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1812972295549559123)  2024-07-15T22:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1815055066627285452)  2024-07-21T16:03Z [----] followers, 58.8K engagements


""You're all sick" "Oh be nice" "Oh My son doesn't stand a chance The whole world's gone gay Oh my God What's happening now" "We work hard. We play hard.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1822214722629837183)  2024-08-10T10:13Z [----] followers, 101.6K engagements


"@ahern_anto87157 @shaman_tiers @Aavikangoo @VividProwess @EuropeInvasionn Well some did and that's the main thing. Since when has a prime minister ever won an election and had the majority of the British voting public vote for them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1827841752012890385)  2024-08-25T22:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Quit it Quit it. Quit-- You kids knock it off. Mama's watchin' her stories.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1838292997349228643)  2024-09-23T19:02Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements


""Krusty are you making any money" "Nah. That guy's giving it away for free." "The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1838656888323576260)  2024-09-24T19:08Z [----] followers, 55.8K engagements


""I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again" "I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts." "So this afternoon [--] suits come up to me and ask me to endorse some new sports utility vehicle." "What did you do" "Don't you hate pants""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1839074248809218250)  2024-09-25T22:47Z [----] followers, 102K engagements


"@Craig_B2022 @Crispy2602 @DobbyClub06"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1840341722615689442)  2024-09-29T10:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@breaking_frames"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1844135129159172505)  2024-10-09T21:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""If they make this field goal I win [--] bucks." "The kick is up. It's looking good. The ball is turning into a fat bald guy.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1851632695182274635)  2024-10-30T14:30Z 12.1K followers, 14.4K engagements


"@NoContextHumans What will happen to Jake Paul"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1856838754847396061)  2024-11-13T23:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Starring in alphabetical order Yodeling Zeke Butterball jackson Freddie Boy and Yuma Cloris Moselle Big Shirtless Ron Orville and Hurley Gappy Mae Hip Diddler Rudy the Ya Hoo Recovering Alcoholic jug Band""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1861891293544161282)  2024-11-27T21:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""A congratulatory phone call from Earvin "Magic" johnson" "Magic johnson Yello. Is this Homer Simpson Yeah." "Homer I just used our last time out to call and congratulate you on averting nuclear holocaust." "Well thank you""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1862883034132815944)  2024-11-30T15:35Z [----] followers, 143.4K engagements


"@MrBeast @pubity Still waiting for my cookie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1863287850336223251)  2024-12-01T18:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""To start press any key." Where's the "Any" key I see "Esk" "Catarol" and "pig Up." There doesn't seem to be any "Any" key. Whew All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oop. No time for that now. The computer's starting.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1863661210974982579)  2024-12-02T19:07Z [----] followers, 133.6K engagements


"@elonmusk Trump trying to get rid of Elon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1868328040239133168)  2024-12-15T16:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Stupid heater Don't make me come in there." "Why do you always wait until Christmas Eve to do your shopping The crowds are just beastly." "You know me Marge. I crave the hustle and bustle.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1871509700447203453)  2024-12-24T10:54Z [----] followers, 76.8K engagements


""Gettin' your taxes out of the way" "No. just mailin' out death certificates.for holiday-related fatalities.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1872634175804837943)  2024-12-27T13:22Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements


""Man alive What a stinko thousand years. Blimp wrecks. Teenagers. Then again we had two TV shows with Andy Griffith." "And [--] with Robert Urich." #NewYear2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1874171969933107714)  2024-12-31T19:13Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements


""Three two one. Happy New Year" "It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year.over and over and over." "Please kill me." #NewYear2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1874208113181811128)  2024-12-31T21:36Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements


""Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch" "It's 9:30 in the morning." "Yeah but I haven't slept in days. Last chance. Oh yeah.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShinyMcShine_/status/1876427581760921636)  2025-01-07T00:36Z 10.5K followers, 91.5K engagements

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Social Influence

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Social topic influence money #2773, if you, sir, in the, did you, has been, elon musk, funny, thread, the most

Top assets mentioned PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@itsSaulGoodman What about Lionel Hutz"
X Link 2023-06-29T21:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""You're on your honor not to steal anything." "Oh we won't." "Little Jamshed the store is in your hands." "How I have waited for this day.""
X Link 2023-07-10T17:03Z [----] followers, 20.9K engagements

""There's Homer. There's Homer too. That's also Homer. That's Homer""
X Link 2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 18.8K engagements

""Um I'll have four Tax Burgers one I.R.S.-wich withhold the lettuce-- three dependent-size sodas and a FICA-ccino." "Fill out schedule "B." You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.""
X Link 2023-07-14T21:04Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements

""Oh yes sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant who doesn't enjoy a good sit""
X Link 2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 12.6K engagements

""We killed Itchy and Scratchy" "Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate I feel like liver and onions.""
X Link 2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Guess what Homie There's going to be. twice as much love in this house as there is now." "We're gonna start doin' it in the morning" "No" "Oh." "We're going to have another baby.""
X Link 2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements

""I can't believe Aunty Gladys is really gone." "Her legend will live forever." (Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.) "Legend of the dog-faced woman. - Oh that's good" "Homer That's very rude of you." "What D'oh""
X Link 2023-07-18T18:24Z [----] followers, 50.3K engagements

""Tonight we'll push the twin beds together and I found something for Milhouse down at the mall too--A pup tent." "Oh boy Now I can sleep out in the yard." "Yeah Every single night.""
X Link 2023-07-19T18:14Z [----] followers, 13K engagements

""Mmm. [--] slices of American cheese.""
X Link 2023-07-20T15:21Z [----] followers, 66.9K engagements

""Homer there's [--] places. There's the Hammock Hut. That's on 3rd. There's Hammocks-R-Us. That's on 3rd too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on 3rd. Swing Low Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on 3rd.""
X Link 2023-08-05T22:10Z [----] followers, 27.1K engagements

""Uh this place Moe's you left just before the accident this is a business of some kind" (Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night) "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." (Heh-heh-heh. I would've never thought of that.)"
X Link 2023-08-07T10:34Z [----] followers, 38.7K engagements

""Homer I prepared a special surprise just for you." "It could only be one thing." "Psst The best meat's in the rump.""
X Link 2023-08-12T15:23Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements

"@MrBeast Even North Korea"
X Link 2023-08-13T14:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@MrBeast Who's representing Vatican city The pope"
X Link 2023-08-13T14:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""So the next time you're walking on the beach enjoying an hourglass or making cheap low-grade Windshields think where we'd be without sand." "Sand sand sand""
X Link 2023-08-15T18:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Over here we have the Hick Tub the Insta-Rust. That's the Lightning Magnet. That's the Tinkler." "Whoo The Tinkler. I like the sound of that. We'll take it""
X Link 2023-08-18T14:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Doughnuts I told you I don't like ethnic food.""
X Link 2023-08-19T09:32Z [----] followers, 10.4K engagements

""All right come out with your hands up two cups of coffee an auto freshener that says Capricorn. and something with coconut on it.""
X Link 2023-08-24T10:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Oh Homie are you all right" "Our magazines and roach traps gone. All gone""
X Link 2023-08-28T10:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Martin here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy Soy Soy" "Soy Soy Soy Soy" "Martin you're up one million dollars." "Yes" "But now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy Martin.""
X Link 2023-09-03T18:39Z [----] followers, 17.9K engagements

""Hiya Homer. I brung ya a big bag of irregular Oreos. I don't see what's wrong with this one. Oh.""
X Link 2023-09-10T14:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Next blanket your community with flyers. A phony ticker-tape parade will help you avoid littering laws." "Welcome back Space Girl.""
X Link 2023-09-13T15:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Poland tell us about your nation's achievements." "Well uh I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once-- at night. And there was that submarine with the screen doors." "No no no no no. Young man you need to do some serious boning." "Oh grow up Lise.""
X Link 2023-09-16T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""All right Martin. For your community service you'll be setting up a midnight basketball program for inner-city street gangs." "All right gang. Shirts and skins. Let's hustle.""
X Link 2023-09-24T15:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Your dad ever take you to baseball games" "Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand." "Nineteen." "Hit me." "Twenty." "Hit me." 'Twenty-one." "Hit me." "Twenty-two." "D'oh""
X Link 2023-09-28T10:11Z [----] followers, 13.4K engagements

""Oh boy Free trading cards" "Wow joseph of Aramathea Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46" "Whoa A Methuselah rookie card""
X Link 2023-09-29T17:04Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements

""Don't worry. We won a dental plan in the strike of '88. That's where I got this scar." "What do we want" "More equitable treatment in the hands of management" "When do we want it" "Soon" "Where's my burrito Where's my burrito Where's my burrito Ow""
X Link 2023-10-01T10:26Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements

""Some ice cream guy's gonna see that and it'll blow his mind" "Let me try." "Way to breathe No-Breath.""
X Link 2023-10-05T13:25Z [----] followers, 18.9K engagements

""Hey what gives. These doughnuts are piling up." "Homer Simpson went on a diet." "Oh my God and I just bought a boat.""
X Link 2023-10-10T15:09Z [----] followers, 91.1K engagements

"'Super fun happy slide" "No Dad." "Oh I guess killing will be fun enough.""
X Link 2023-10-12T13:01Z [----] followers, 20.4K engagements

""Read the back The back" "Arr. 'Tis some kind of treasure map." "You idiot you can't read." "Aye 'tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensatin'.""
X Link 2023-10-14T10:54Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements

""Aw they're not so tough." "Chief that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team." "Uh yeah well he was turning into a monster though.""
X Link 2023-10-18T10:18Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements

"Hey Hmm. mmm Mmm. not bad. Nice hot mustard good bread turkey's a little dry-- The turkey's a little dry Oh foul the cursed thing What demon from the depths of hell created thee"
X Link 2023-10-20T13:36Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements

""You stay here till you're no longer insane." "Hmm. Chili would be good tonight.""
X Link 2023-10-20T13:41Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements

""All right you big ape. Get a snoot full of this gas bomb." 🎶I was strolling through the gas one day🎶"
X Link 2023-10-21T10:18Z [----] followers, 24.3K engagements

""Hmm" "I take it from that little impressed noise.that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter sir.""
X Link 2023-10-23T09:55Z [----] followers, 21.2K engagements

""Ooh that's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt.' "That's good." "The frogurt is also cursed." "That's bad." "But you get your choice of topping." "That's good" "The toppings contain potassium benzoate.That's bad." "Can I go now""
X Link 2023-10-24T21:47Z [----] followers, 64K engagements

""Oh Homer you're not going as a hobo again" "Going where""
X Link 2023-10-30T11:15Z [----] followers, 27K engagements

""Dad we did something very bad" "Did you wreck the car" "No." "Did you raise the dead" "Yes" "But the car's okay" "Uh-huh." "All right then.""
X Link 2023-10-30T15:33Z [----] followers, 38K engagements

""Hey hi fellow Halloweenies. Did I scaredely-dare ya" "Dag-- darn it." #Halloween"
X Link 2023-10-31T16:54Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements

""In a completely unrelated story Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal.to buy the Springfield Blood Bank." "Oh I'm very excited about this deal. What Oh. Precious blood." "Hmm. Business deal.""
X Link 2023-10-31T20:59Z [----] followers, 15K engagements

"Ahh ballet. Hee-hee-hee. All right. Whoo-hoo Yea Yeah"
X Link 2023-11-03T11:42Z [----] followers, 48K engagements

""How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.Aerosmith" "Nah. We're just hanging out." "Come on. Free pickled eggs." "All right" "Yeah" "Hello St. Louis" "That's Springfield Steven." "Oh yeah. Right.""
X Link 2023-11-05T16:28Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements

""Mom Dad Bart's dead" "That's right Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land.""
X Link 2023-11-06T10:39Z [----] followers, 74K engagements

""Good lord" "Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh better start with Greek town." "That's Homer J. Simpson Chief. You're reading it upside down." "Uh cancel that A.P.B. But uh-- Oh bring back some of them uh gyros." "Uh Chief you're talking into your wallet.""
X Link 2023-11-06T16:55Z [----] followers, 39.1K engagements

""And the second number is three." "D'oh" "Yeah I knew we wouldn't win." "Well why didn't you tell the rest of us Why did you keep it a secret If you were [--] we'd be rich. But no you had to be ten.""
X Link 2023-11-14T08:04Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements

""Some people like chunky peanut butter some like smooth." "And some people just steer clear of that whole hornets' nest. I'll stick with just plain white bread thank you very much maybe with a--" "Glass of water on the side for dippin'.""
X Link 2023-11-15T12:18Z [----] followers, 24.7K engagements

"@SophiaNarwitz Kill Bill Tomb Raider Terminator Wonder Woman Cat Woman Charlie's Angels Aeon Flux Run Lola Run Resident Evil Aliens Underworld V for Vendetta GI Jane Tank Girl Nikita The Fifth Element To name a few that came out before Hunger Games"
X Link 2023-11-19T16:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Going to dedicate the next [--] hours to quotes from everyone's favourite Christian left handed shop owner. Ned Flanders. #nedflanders #Simpsons"
X Link 2023-11-21T15:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Now do classical gas.""
X Link 2023-11-24T13:43Z [----] followers, 76.8K engagements

""I'll just have a cup of coffee." "Beer it is." "No I said coffee." "Beer" "Coff-ee." "Be-er" "C-O-" "B-E-""
X Link 2023-11-25T14:42Z [----] followers, 71.1K engagements

""Despite the sweltering heat don't unroll your windows 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable." "Hee-hee-hee I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.""
X Link 2023-11-25T22:55Z [----] followers, 19.4K engagements

""Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up That's the joke." "You suck McBain" "Now my Woody Allen impression. I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls." "Hey that really sucked""
X Link 2023-11-29T19:50Z 10.7K followers, 66.6K engagements

""You there. Fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize my tyres posthaste.""
X Link 2023-12-01T11:23Z [----] followers, 82.1K engagements

""Wow. You can't find this stuff anywhere. Seals and Crofts Pablo Cruise Air Supply Whoa ho. Loggins and Oates. And it's free." "I've never heard of these bands Mom. What kind of music do they play" "Crap-Rock" "No." "Wuss-Rock" "That's it.""
X Link 2023-12-03T08:45Z [----] followers, 18K engagements

""Oh quit cogitating Steinmetz and use an open-faced club-- the sand wedge" "Mmm. Open-faced club sand wedge.""
X Link 2023-12-03T13:08Z [----] followers, 41.9K engagements

""Hey Simpson. Race ya. First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money." "What" "Go apple" "Go orange" "Go banana" "Make way for grapefruit. Go grapefruit""
X Link 2023-12-04T12:38Z [----] followers, 30.4K engagements

"I asked CHAT GPT to create a new Simpsons quote this is what it created: "The only thing deeper than my saxophone solos is the philosophical void in Springfield.""
X Link 2023-12-05T11:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""This is Kent Brockman with a special bulletin. The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with the story all night if we have to.""
X Link 2023-12-08T12:37Z [----] followers, 12K engagements

""Look at all this great stuff Lise. Cool personalized plates. "Barclay Barry Bert Bort" Aw come on. Bort" "Mommy Mommy buy me a license plate" "No come along Bort." "Are you talking to me" "No my son is also named Bort.""
X Link 2023-12-13T16:48Z [----] followers, 48.3K engagements

""Here are your messages. You have [--] minutes to move your car." You have [--] minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have [--] minutes to move your cube." "Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office." "Is it about my cube""
X Link 2023-12-16T11:42Z [----] followers, 66K engagements

""Molokai" "You mean Hawaii" "Mm-hmm. That's the one. They've got a top-notch leper colony there so we shipped 'em right off. Cost us a bundle too. I guess we'll have an imagination Christmas this year." "Yay Imagination Christmas" "I got a pogo stick." "I got a hula hoop.""
X Link 2023-12-19T20:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Wow The March [--] newspaper" "Cool A book of carpet samples" "Come on new bike Ohh. A soiled wig." "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.""
X Link 2023-12-21T12:37Z [----] followers, 33.9K engagements

""Listen when you see what's inside this-- I don't understand. I could swear it was right here." "Yeah right mop top. And I'm Ed Sullivan. "Really big show." No no. I can do it better. "Really big show. Really big." That's it.""
X Link 2023-12-22T11:14Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements

"@Cobratate Bullshit. I can think of several men who are way more famous than Tate. Donald Trump Joe Biden Barack Obama Volodymyr Zelenskyy Lionel Messi Justin Bieber David Beckham Brad Pitt Johnny Depp Eminem Ed Sheeran Prince William King Charles 3rd. Justin Trudeau Tom Cruise"
X Link 2023-12-23T18:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Oh Homie. Look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like that." "Well maybe someone will give you one for Christmas." (Now she'll really be surprised when she opens that ironing board cover.)"
X Link 2023-12-24T16:04Z [----] followers, 50.9K engagements

""So this was all a scam. And on Christmas." "Yeah Jesus must be spinning in his grave.""
X Link 2023-12-24T23:23Z [--] followers, 19.3K engagements

""And Gary Coleman was as good as his word. As for old Mr. Burns he was visited by three ghosts during the night. and agreed to fund the school with some money he found in his tuxedo pants." "Thank you. Thank you. Humbug.""
X Link 2023-12-25T10:05Z [--] followers, 11.5K engagements

""Let's just say that on this day a million years ago a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't. And that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." #MerryChrismas"
X Link 2023-12-25T13:47Z [--] followers, 12.7K engagements

"🎶I will always be true - Spend my days pitching woo to you 🎶 "Oh He's been singing for two hours" "This couldn't have less to do with Christmas. And I think that's a stagehand.""
X Link 2023-12-26T11:29Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements

""I don't want to alarm anyone but I think there's a little "al-key-hol" in this punch.""
X Link 2023-12-28T15:54Z [----] followers, 18.4K engagements

""Three two one. Happy New Year" "It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year. over and over and over." "Please kill me." #HappyNewYear"
X Link 2023-12-31T17:44Z [----] followers, 28.5K engagements

""This is Dick Clark rockin' down to the year [----]. And that was Whitesnake." "We're not Whitesnake dude. We're Poison." "I thought we were Quiet Riot." "It says here we're Ratt.""
X Link 2023-12-31T23:02Z [----] followers, 70.6K engagements

""Oh January 1st. Better get goin' on those taxes Neddie.""
X Link 2024-01-01T21:48Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements

"@LVJoseantonio @unicorntrainee @jackofallgames7 @OOCCouchGags I feel at this point they should get to [----] episodes"
X Link 2024-01-03T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Do you come with the car" "Oh you." "Do you come with the car" "Oh you.""
X Link 2024-01-04T15:18Z [--] followers, 100.9K engagements

""This is the happiest day of my life-- Hi-yi-ya" "Got it No shock for me" "Oh yeah" "Whoa Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow""
X Link 2024-01-05T12:53Z [----] followers, 53.8K engagements

""I wanna explore the world. I wanna watch TV in a different time zone. I wanna visit strange exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder a sub a foot-long hero I wanna live Marge Won't you let me live Won't you please""
X Link 2024-01-05T16:16Z [----] followers, 16.4K engagements

""Hey what are you doing" "This is a pretzel town pretty boy.""
X Link 2024-01-05T21:12Z [--] followers, 49.2K engagements

"@Dieter_Grind @Philip_Redhair @TriviaOTD The original owner stopped posting a year ago due to not liking Elon Musk taking over twitter etc. I think they then sold then account recently and the new owners changed the name and started posting movie trivia thinking nobody would notice"
X Link 2024-01-05T23:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements

""Homer Simpson You stand accused. of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts." "As Homer's defense attorney I feel we should be merci-- Hey - Did you just take a bite out of me" "- Um maybe." "I sentence you to death""
X Link 2024-01-06T13:01Z [--] followers, 41.7K engagements

""Go away There ain't no monorail and there never was""
X Link 2024-01-07T12:53Z [----] followers, 31.6K engagements

""Aw squiddy I got nothing against ya. I just heard there was gold in your belly. Ha ha harr Ha ha harr""
X Link 2024-01-07T15:35Z [----] followers, 13.5K engagements

"@TheRealJimsYT It's like the bird that uncle herb shows homer in season [--] which then reappears in king size homer and gets destroyed by bill gates henchmen in season 10"
X Link 2024-01-07T21:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then I've turned things over.to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world--" "Mr. Black." "I want you to treat--" "Mr. Black." "--with the same respect you would give me. Now here's--" "Mr. Black." "Thank you Krusty and welcome children.""
X Link 2024-01-08T18:21Z [--] followers, 28.7K engagements

"Ah perpetual twilight bathed in the glow of Burns brand electricity.Hello lamppost. Whatcha knowin' I've come to watch your power flowin'"
X Link 2024-01-09T14:44Z [--] followers, 14.1K engagements

""Oh It's him It's him it's him. It's him it's him it's him it's him it's him it's him--" "Calm down Homer. Calm down. Answer the door." "Welcome to the Simpson residence or "Casa de Simpson" as I call it.""
X Link 2024-01-10T12:05Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements

""Just a minute Don't hang up" "No answer at home. I'll call his father." "Just a minute Don't hang up" "Y'ello You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.""
X Link 2024-01-10T14:07Z [--] followers, 48.7K engagements

"@JamesBlunt What is your favourite type of cheese"
X Link 2024-01-11T10:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Marge" "Yes Homie" "That's it You people have stood in my way long enough I'm going to clown college" "I don't think any of us expected him to say that.""
X Link 2024-01-11T16:25Z [----] followers, 76.5K engagements

"@JamesBlunt You're gonna get cheese questions until the end of time from multiple people until you answer the question so you may as well answer. Takes [--] seconds to responds. Come on you know you want to. What's your favourite type of fromage"
X Link 2024-01-11T16:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Yeah. Well no offense but maybe I need a little more instruction. than just tappa-tappa-tappa." "Why back when I was your age I had [--] movies under my belt and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa. I would have killed for tappa-tappa-tappa.""
X Link 2024-01-12T10:34Z [----] followers, 18.5K engagements

""Here we have an Alaskan timber wolf. He weighs [---] pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises." "Loud That's our secret word for the day""
X Link 2024-01-12T17:14Z [--] followers, 40K engagements

""We'll bring back dinner." "What are we gonna have" "Well that depends on what the teachers say. If you've been good pizza. If you've been bad uh let's see--poison." "What if [--] of us has been good and [--] of us has been bad" "Poison pizza." "Oh no. I'm not making [--] stops.""
X Link 2024-01-12T20:11Z [----] followers, 51.9K engagements

"'Bah To hell with this Get my razor Draw a bath - And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet" "Certainly sir. And uh the jars of urine" "Oh we'll hang on to those. Now to the plant We'll take the Spruce Moose Hop in" "But sir--" "I said hop in.""
X Link 2024-01-14T18:16Z [----] followers, 62.3K engagements

""So then "mono" means "one" and "rail" means "rail." And that concludes our intensive three-week course.""
X Link 2024-01-15T11:22Z [--] followers, 31.9K engagements

"@DiscussingFilm"
X Link 2024-01-16T07:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one how much more refreshed are you You the redhead in the Chicago school system." "Pepsi" "Partial credit.""
X Link 2024-01-16T14:48Z [--] followers, 40.3K engagements

""Forget it That elephant cost me thousands of dollars." "Dad how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer" "I'd like it fine." "Even if he killed you.and made your teeth into piano keys" "Yes of course I would. Who wouldn't like that to be part of the music scene""
X Link 2024-01-17T11:33Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements

""It's all right. I'm a teacher" "I didn't know we could do that.""
X Link 2024-01-17T19:21Z [----] followers, 43.5K engagements

""There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut""
X Link 2024-01-19T13:15Z [----] followers, 36.2K engagements

"@NoContextBrits I went to Edinburgh and found all the places from that scene"
X Link 2024-01-19T13:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@breaking_frames"
X Link 2024-01-19T18:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@breaking_frames It's worth nothing🤭"
X Link 2024-01-19T18:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""My eyes The goggles they do nothing" Hokusai - The Great Wave (of Real Acid) by fine art Simpsons"
X Link 2024-01-19T21:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Hello I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels." "Sorry this isn't Abbie. This is her sister. I look after her now." "No Bart put it down. Put it down Bart. Bart put it down.""
X Link 2024-01-20T13:12Z [--] followers, 46.6K engagements

""This isn't funny" #StormIsha"
X Link 2024-01-21T21:54Z [----] followers, 109K engagements

""Ugh What salary do you offer" "Minimum wage and tips. Of course there are fringe benefits." "Such as" "An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe." "I'd prefer to vacation someplace hot." "I like your moxie kid. You're hired.""
X Link 2024-01-22T20:38Z [----] followers, 22.5K engagements

""Mr. Burns I think he's dead." "Oh dear. Send a ham to his widow." "Mmm. Ham." "No wait. He's alive." "Oh good. Cancel the ham." "D'oh""
X Link 2024-01-23T21:30Z [--] followers, 51.9K engagements

"I had one of those spam messages from WhatsApp where pretend it's a wrong number and then steal your personal info or something like that. Could resist giving them the old Burnsie Magic"
X Link 2024-01-25T16:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"My reaction to this. Homer sounds more like Barney & you can't tell this Man what to eat he lives dangerously 🍕🪱 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever https://t.co/A2huYvnDNt Homer sounds more like Barney & you can't tell this Man what to eat he lives dangerously 🍕🪱 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever https://t.co/A2huYvnDNt"
X Link 2024-01-26T13:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Well I'm off to market." "Marge you're making a complete fool of yours-- Oh it's just Barney." "Precious alcohol soaking in the shag""
X Link 2024-01-28T15:26Z [----] followers, 35.3K engagements

"Describe your job using only Simpsons quotes"
X Link 2024-01-28T18:26Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements

""Bart you've got to go on." "Slag off." "You've changed man. It used to be about the music." "I said slag off" "Cool""
X Link 2024-01-28T20:53Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements

"@JoeBangles11 @KerryKatona7 Im partial to St Agur Blue Cheese. What about you Kerry would be interested to know your favourite cheese"
X Link 2024-01-29T01:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Spring break Yeah" "Well when are we gonna get rowdy" "Maybe when we find something decent to do with this I.D." "We could go rent a carpet shampooer.""
X Link 2024-01-29T12:55Z [----] followers, 14.9K engagements

"@Goretti361 @NoContextBrits"
X Link 2024-01-31T22:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Don't you get it Springfield It's over. You lose. Now if you'll excuse me all this talk has made me hungry.""
X Link 2024-02-03T15:21Z [----] followers, 63.6K engagements

"@S_U_Network Squeeky voiced teen from the Simpsons"
X Link 2024-02-04T21:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""But Marge what about dessert" "For God's sakes you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding" "Fine. I will Oh no. My pudding is trapped forever So I can open my own can of pudding can I Shows what you know Marge.""
X Link 2024-02-06T00:28Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements

"@Joshstrangehill @netflix The surfing episode was amazing"
X Link 2024-02-09T08:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""The alien has a sweet heavenly voice like Urkel. And he appears every Friday night. like Urkel""
X Link 2024-02-10T00:15Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements

"@S_U_Network Terry Wogan"
X Link 2024-02-10T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@TheMekon_Venus I loved it was [--] when it came out and wasn't subject to any nostalgia of the originals. Some of the aspects of the phantom menace appealed to me as a kid. Eg jar jar Bink's clownery"
X Link 2024-02-10T07:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@DavidRoomeAuth @TheMekon_Venus Similar for me was [--] I guess it appealed more to kids than the adults watching it"
X Link 2024-02-10T07:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Shot down on Valentine's Day. That's supposed to be a gimme. Everybody's gettin' some but me." #ValentinesDay"
X Link 2024-02-14T22:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"So I called my friend Sting. "He said "When do you need me" I said "Thursday." He said "I'm busy." I said "Friday" He said "Friday's worse." Then he said "How about Saturday" I said "Fine." True story"
X Link 2024-02-16T15:37Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements

""Hello David. I'm really tempted." "Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you." "I love you too man.""
X Link 2024-02-17T15:14Z [----] followers, 25.9K engagements

""Someone is charging room service to the company sir." "Well we'll just see about that." "Fly my pretties fly" "Continue the research.""
X Link 2024-02-20T16:14Z [----] followers, 25.9K engagements

"I'm going to make it I'm going to make it This is the greatest thrill of my life. I'm king of the world"
X Link 2024-02-23T16:30Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements

"@elonmusk Elon Musk: Look at this website I just got-- $44 billion. And talk about a woke website. Everybody's woke except for this guy. (Points at himself)"
X Link 2024-02-23T17:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Look. He's licking the slime off that rock. That's what he's been eating. Slime And there's enough slime for all of us. We're saved""
X Link 2024-02-24T14:52Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements

"Happy Birthday to myself hahaha. Send me your favourite Simpsons Birthday Quotes. #Simpsons It's my Birthday today So glad I decided to spend my birthday week in Spain. Been great meeting all sorts of great people from different countries. [--] was always my lucky number so I'm feeling lucky about being [--]. Bar last night with an Italian and a Turk. #birthday https://t.co/p7S3OILuGM It's my Birthday today So glad I decided to spend my birthday week in Spain. Been great meeting all sorts of great people from different countries. [--] was always my lucky number so I'm feeling lucky about being 33."
X Link 2024-02-26T06:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Wow Homer it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.""
X Link 2024-02-28T16:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Ooh Look at me. I'm making people happy. "I'm the magical man from Happy Land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane." Oh by the way I was being sarcastic." "Well duh.""
X Link 2024-02-29T11:11Z [----] followers, 67.3K engagements

""Thank God it's Friday.""
X Link 2024-03-08T17:32Z [----] followers, 29K engagements

""Hi everybody" "Hi Dr. Nick""
X Link 2024-03-10T01:02Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements

""Lisa I apologize to you. I was wrong. I take it all back. Always be yourself. You wanna be sad honey be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad we'll still be there. From now on let me do the smiling for both of us." #MargeSimpson"
X Link 2024-03-14T07:10Z [----] followers, 64.1K engagements

""Mmmm [--] slices of American Cheese.""
X Link 2024-03-15T04:38Z [----] followers, 28.4K engagements

""Just take it one day at a time and I know that I love you.""
X Link 2024-03-18T22:45Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements

""Do you think you can get the dental plan back" "Well that depends on who's a better negotiator-- Mr. Burns or me." "Dad I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish." "Done and done" "D'oh" #Negotiation #Simpsons"
X Link 2024-03-22T11:26Z [----] followers, 61.9K engagements

"I'm in work this Saturday so no time to make memes and quotes. So I'm passing the baton over to you Comment your favourite Simpsons GIFs quotes videos pics. And I'll retweet the best ones "Have it your way baby" #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsQOTD"
X Link 2024-03-23T11:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Barney" "How's the world treating you Mr. Gumble""
X Link 2024-03-23T21:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"'Aha Aw. Twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut." (Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.) "Explain how." (Money can be exchanged for goods and services.) "Whoo-hoo Whoa""
X Link 2024-03-24T21:57Z [----] followers, 76.4K engagements

""It's so unfair just because he's different.""
X Link 2024-03-27T13:17Z [----] followers, 130.4K engagements

"Wow this doing number My most liked tweet to date. Now that I have your attention please check out my solo travel blog @SoloTravel101 and my just giving fundraiser for the @samaritans who I'm running the @CardiffHalf marathon for in October. https://www.justgiving.com/page/bettercallsamaritansutm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Fbettercallsamaritans&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share https://www.justgiving.com/page/bettercallsamaritansutm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Fbettercallsamaritans&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share"
X Link 2024-03-29T10:01Z [----] followers, 25K engagements

""Mmmmm the Land of Chocolate." #HappyEaster #TheSimpsons"
X Link 2024-03-31T13:43Z [----] followers, 24.5K engagements

""Hey Barney what'll it be" "I'd like a beer Moe." "I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat." "Here you go.""
X Link 2024-04-02T06:31Z [----] followers, 37.7K engagements

"@hardestgeezer @perfecttednrg @huel @hoka Respect Russ What an amazing achievement Enjoy that Strawberry Daiquiri #StrawberryDaquiri"
X Link 2024-04-07T19:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Hi everybody" "Ho. mer Simp. son." "Okay that was a little strange. Um tell me how you feeling today" "Homer. Simpson. Homer. D'oh Simpson." "Hmm that seems to be all you can say.""
X Link 2024-04-11T17:07Z [----] followers, 28.1K engagements

""Hey. What's goin' on on this side""
X Link 2024-04-18T20:06Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements

""Hey Ma look at that pointy-hairded little girl." #cletustheslackjawedyokel #TheSimpsons"
X Link 2024-04-18T22:05Z [----] followers, 12.9K engagements

""Dang Cletus. Why'd you have to park by my parents" "Now honey they's my parents too." #CletusTheSlackJawedYokel #TheSimpsons"
X Link 2024-04-20T06:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Happy #420day"
X Link 2024-04-20T21:58Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements

""Smithers coffee." "Ah We need some excitement around here.""
X Link 2024-04-27T10:27Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements

""Hey Then I could follow my dream-- living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts." (March 15th. I wish I brought a TV. Oh God how I miss TV.)"
X Link 2024-04-29T06:26Z [----] followers, 11.8K engagements

""What about that tattoo on your chest Doesn't it say "Die Bart Die"" "No that's German for-- "The Bart The." "No one who speaks German can be an evil man." "Parole granted.""
X Link 2024-05-09T18:51Z [----] followers, 78.8K engagements

""Aurora borealis at this time of year. at this time of day in this part of the country. localized entirely within your kitchen" "Yes." "May I see it" "No." "Seymour The house is on fire" "No Mother. It's just the northern lights." #nothernlights #Auroraborealis"
X Link 2024-05-11T13:31Z [----] followers, 146.1K engagements

""Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me""
X Link 2024-05-12T09:12Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements

""It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house. Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find.""
X Link 2024-05-12T19:20Z [----] followers, 35.1K engagements

""Gym" What's a "gym" Oh. A "gym.""
X Link 2024-05-21T11:18Z [----] followers, 86.6K engagements

""By the way Homer what's your least favorite country Italy or France" "France." "Nobody ever says Italy.""
X Link 2024-05-28T08:20Z [----] followers, 48.7K engagements

"Happy Thursday 20th"
X Link 2024-06-20T06:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Hehe mule. Taylor Swift stuns Wembley with spine-tingling piano cover of Monorail from The Simpsons. That HAS to be the next single said Prince William and Keir Starmer https://t.co/TQiYmb7SJo Taylor Swift stuns Wembley with spine-tingling piano cover of Monorail from The Simpsons. That HAS to be the next single said Prince William and Keir Starmer https://t.co/TQiYmb7SJo"
X Link 2024-06-24T21:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""Um I never thought I'd say this but shouldn't we be learning something" "Say the line Bart." "I didn't do it." "Yay"
X Link 2024-07-03T12:34Z [----] followers, 41.8K engagements

""And I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston" "Pitt the Elder." "Lord Palmerston" "Pitt the Elder" "Okay you asked for it Boggs." #GeneralElection24"
X Link 2024-07-04T06:28Z [----] followers, 133.3K engagements

"Shiny Here I just supported Simple Politics on @buymeacoffee 🎉 A great organisation that summarises the confusing world of politics in an unbiased and simple way. You can support by buying a coffee ☕ here https://buymeacoffee.com/simplepolitics https://buymeacoffee.com/simplepolitics"
X Link 2024-07-04T21:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@buymeacoffee @easypoliticsUK Who is England's greatest prime minister"
X Link 2024-07-04T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Who is England's greatest Prime Minister Pitt the Elder Lord Palmerston Pitt the Elder Lord Palmerston"
X Link 2024-07-06T06:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@MathewWebber @RealMattKing He was asking for it really. Lol"
X Link 2024-07-10T11:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@CharlotteZ1111 Great Best we've had in years First time since I've been of voting age the prime minister I voted for has been elected"
X Link 2024-07-10T11:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@misspaulalondon @CharlotteZ1111 Hi Embarrassed.my name is ShinyMcShine. Also I was embarrassed for the last [--] years. You'll get used to it"
X Link 2024-07-10T11:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@NicholasLissack @Nigel_Farage"
X Link 2024-07-10T11:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Here's the pitch. Swung on and missed. Strike three. Topes lose. Topes lose. Topes lose.""
X Link 2024-07-10T11:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@exploding_girl @sabrinajaine You have much to live for things that have yet to happen people and places you've yet to see. But just right now if you are in a dark place then that's fine too. I've been there and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say many others have also"
X Link 2024-07-15T22:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@exploding_girl @sabrinajaine I've had those similar kind of thoughts and what really helped me in those darkest times was speaking to someone. I was actually too scared to speak to any friends or family but I instead emailed then called the Samaritans"
X Link 2024-07-15T22:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems""
X Link 2024-07-21T16:03Z [----] followers, 58.8K engagements

""You're all sick" "Oh be nice" "Oh My son doesn't stand a chance The whole world's gone gay Oh my God What's happening now" "We work hard. We play hard.""
X Link 2024-08-10T10:13Z [----] followers, 101.6K engagements

"@ahern_anto87157 @shaman_tiers @Aavikangoo @VividProwess @EuropeInvasionn Well some did and that's the main thing. Since when has a prime minister ever won an election and had the majority of the British voting public vote for them"
X Link 2024-08-25T22:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""Quit it Quit it. Quit-- You kids knock it off. Mama's watchin' her stories.""
X Link 2024-09-23T19:02Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements

""Krusty are you making any money" "Nah. That guy's giving it away for free." "The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be""
X Link 2024-09-24T19:08Z [----] followers, 55.8K engagements

""I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again" "I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts." "So this afternoon [--] suits come up to me and ask me to endorse some new sports utility vehicle." "What did you do" "Don't you hate pants""
X Link 2024-09-25T22:47Z [----] followers, 102K engagements

"@Craig_B2022 @Crispy2602 @DobbyClub06"
X Link 2024-09-29T10:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@breaking_frames"
X Link 2024-10-09T21:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""If they make this field goal I win [--] bucks." "The kick is up. It's looking good. The ball is turning into a fat bald guy.""
X Link 2024-10-30T14:30Z 12.1K followers, 14.4K engagements

"@NoContextHumans What will happen to Jake Paul"
X Link 2024-11-13T23:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Starring in alphabetical order Yodeling Zeke Butterball jackson Freddie Boy and Yuma Cloris Moselle Big Shirtless Ron Orville and Hurley Gappy Mae Hip Diddler Rudy the Ya Hoo Recovering Alcoholic jug Band""
X Link 2024-11-27T21:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

""A congratulatory phone call from Earvin "Magic" johnson" "Magic johnson Yello. Is this Homer Simpson Yeah." "Homer I just used our last time out to call and congratulate you on averting nuclear holocaust." "Well thank you""
X Link 2024-11-30T15:35Z [----] followers, 143.4K engagements

"@MrBeast @pubity Still waiting for my cookie"
X Link 2024-12-01T18:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

""To start press any key." Where's the "Any" key I see "Esk" "Catarol" and "pig Up." There doesn't seem to be any "Any" key. Whew All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oop. No time for that now. The computer's starting.""
X Link 2024-12-02T19:07Z [----] followers, 133.6K engagements

"@elonmusk Trump trying to get rid of Elon"
X Link 2024-12-15T16:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

""Stupid heater Don't make me come in there." "Why do you always wait until Christmas Eve to do your shopping The crowds are just beastly." "You know me Marge. I crave the hustle and bustle.""
X Link 2024-12-24T10:54Z [----] followers, 76.8K engagements

""Gettin' your taxes out of the way" "No. just mailin' out death certificates.for holiday-related fatalities.""
X Link 2024-12-27T13:22Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements

""Man alive What a stinko thousand years. Blimp wrecks. Teenagers. Then again we had two TV shows with Andy Griffith." "And [--] with Robert Urich." #NewYear2025"
X Link 2024-12-31T19:13Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements

""Three two one. Happy New Year" "It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year.over and over and over." "Please kill me." #NewYear2025"
X Link 2024-12-31T21:36Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements

""Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch" "It's 9:30 in the morning." "Yeah but I haven't slept in days. Last chance. Oh yeah.""
X Link 2025-01-07T00:36Z 10.5K followers, 91.5K engagements

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