# ![@Seansimmans Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::820263368.png) @Seansimmans Simmans

Simmans posts on X about murder, epstein files, canada, candace owens the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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- [--] Year [-------] +15,616%

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- [--] Month [---] +22%
- [--] Months [---] +198%
- [--] Year [---] +352%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [countries](/list/countries)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [finance](/list/finance)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [gaming](/list/gaming) 

**Social topic influence**
[murder](/topic/murder) #1867, [epstein files](/topic/epstein-files), [canada](/topic/canada), [candace owens](/topic/candace-owens), [in the](/topic/in-the), [freeman](/topic/freeman), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [fine](/topic/fine), [guess](/topic/guess), [can you](/topic/can-you)

**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@piersmorgan Did Prince Andrew also part with his Prince Albert I imagine his mum paid for that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1979282273280143365)  2025-10-17T20:24Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MickWest Are we going back to that old video of the woman who could make chemtrails disappear by spraying her Febreze bottle around her backyard Anyone remember that Gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1979671800822018484)  2025-10-18T22:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@John48152690998 @SydneyLWatson I think we probably agree that the world shit itself. and we're just standing in the aftermath of that bewildered and kinda stained by it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1979694333294174643)  2025-10-18T23:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@John48152690998 @SydneyLWatson I lost a million dollars recently because of Covid and the Aus visa process Maybe just tens or thousands of dollars. And yes Covid restrictions fucked everyone thrice over But wow an expensive piece of Melbourne theater shit itself into oblivion. Beginning with paperwork"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1979701529402806375)  2025-10-19T00:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@John48152690998 @SydneyLWatson Addendum: This night be a valid topic for Sydney (Dr Watson) to cover: The pure disconnect between UK Aus NZ Canada. Why were we never even a semi-unified people The best we get is Australian dudes acting like assholes and rewatching Road Warrior during DDay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1979705952707461161)  2025-10-19T00:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RT_com Lovely people those Israeli settlers. Is this clip from the West Bank Let's hope the world get to see more of what's happening there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980054290371604951)  2025-10-19T23:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@surajit_ghosh2 So. if the comet releases probes on [--] Oct then that means I can't go deer hunting Please elaborate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980312255192547725)  2025-10-20T16:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@cloud1a7 This man should relocate to Humboldt SK and try to make some sympathetic friends there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980395989342253229)  2025-10-20T22:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@UAPWatchers "A pebble-sized rock [--] meters wide.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980749571623121045)  2025-10-21T21:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@YourAnonNews I kinda think you might be right. Too bad "Anonymous" has the same reach and intel as literally anyone else on X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980793971497660576)  2025-10-22T00:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AeroTech_Space @sharimarie826 Are we talking about ghost hunting shows I can't. Sorry. Everyone will get blocked. Grow up guys. Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980817843001188784)  2025-10-22T02:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SydneyLWatson I don't like how Sydney is using her quotation marks today. Not unfollowing. Still a fan. Just thought I'd pop in to say my bit. Cheerio. G'day. All that shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980818444242284902)  2025-10-22T02:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheBuckYouWill Canada crumbled a long fucking time ago. I'm entirely within it so I know. This "pride" we all claim to have is based on some weird mythology we believe we inherited from our grandparents. Tim Hortons is shit. Internalize that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1980821564728963499)  2025-10-22T02:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TedNugent Bonus fact: You can also pretend your face is a Maserati"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1981126076853334084)  2025-10-22T22:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MiddleOfMayhem I wonder which Harvard scientist is giving this warning. How interesting I hope it's not. Oh it's Avi again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1981781204728000782)  2025-10-24T17:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MiddleOfMayhem This is amazing because the only people who will pay the $24.99 are the people who are already overly familiar with every story vignette and personality featured in the doc. It's like those guys who re-buy Star Wars everytime it's available in a new laserdisc package"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1981784208701108304)  2025-10-24T18:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TrumpsManInAust @PaulGoldEagle Hi Dingdong. The other guy called it the Galactic Federation. You chimed in to say it's now the Galactic Council. I'm just hoping to hear from the third child in the sandbox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1982126443321548865)  2025-10-25T16:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@UAPNewsCenter Every time I see an interesting click bait headline: "Oh it's Avi Loeb." And then: ""Oh it's Avi again." Then: "Avi." Then: "Sigh. Still Avi. I'll just go and read about medieval cooking or oyster farming or maybe just nap until spring.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1982560672300069366)  2025-10-26T21:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@kevinolearytv I will never get on Shark Tank. But here's a [--] million dollar idea: "SNACK-A-RONI" It's in the aisle with the crisps. You can pay me later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1982566386313683031)  2025-10-26T21:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@kmcnam1 But she better not have my fucking bank card"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1982579711818805423)  2025-10-26T22:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@flatNenclosed The actual Tower of Babel huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1983343087025041602)  2025-10-29T01:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@EvanAKilgore Oh no thanks. I went through a special hell divorcing a Candace Owens in my life. It's bizarre and deeply unpleasant though the aftermath is like an endless summer morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1983345863452987751)  2025-10-29T01:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AmericaPapaBear I keep reading about the woman who got her nails done. Was it just the one woman How many people are actually using their EBT to get their nails done It seems like it might be a small number"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1984678620996989155)  2025-11-01T17:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LauraLoomer @RepMTG @billmaher You sorta failed to construct a sensible opening line. Which "who" are you suing @Grok What is this person talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1984813868640879062)  2025-11-02T02:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @LauraLoomer @RepMTG @billmaher @Grok Why is she suing Bill Maher Does it involve lasagna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1984814422376767854)  2025-11-02T02:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Cortex_Zero And also as Maher repeatedly pointed out this was a "Halloween Episode". (Maher went especially easy on Farah which was commendable given Farah's obvious discomfort with the large forum.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1984823326494097790)  2025-11-02T03:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@pureMetatron I appreciate M-- and enjoy his content but we must also agree that we sometimes disagree even within our own tree fort Something is going on. I don't know what it is. If I did I suppose I would co-author a paper with Avi Loeb But something Maybe as small as cinnamon buns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985129100231442920)  2025-11-02T23:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@WRH_Mike_Rivero @TheGlobeIsDead @elonmusk ". plan to destroy X with nonsense." This already happened right I've spent roughly two months on X and I've mostly seen non-reality. So much potential. squandered. Oh wait. Erica K is joining the flat earth Obese Olympics on 3I Atlas. I better go and check it out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985135572596195473)  2025-11-03T00:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@LauraLoomer And uhhhh. Tucker Carlson is not running for Congress nor anything because he's not a politician. So again. What"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985140246393041408)  2025-11-03T00:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Right but. you knew this. And everyone knew this. And the whole world knew this. And so you said "Here's Kamala Harris" A very interesting play. I guess you were okay with it all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985160351340511384)  2025-11-03T01:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@pureMetatron I said this way back: Are they going to force the Romance languages (and others) to neuter themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985170696339939536)  2025-11-03T02:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@bootzs77 And the potato sack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985195687479267333)  2025-11-03T04:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RT_com I can have opinions about Nigeria; You can have opinions about Nigeria; but Nicki Minaj should only be talking about squishy discarded condoms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1985199844135485486)  2025-11-03T04:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SkyVirginSon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1986630746593689881)  2025-11-07T03:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DrNeilStone What about Nike shoes Do you like those How about blue cheese Feather pillows What are things you like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1987308319623483556)  2025-11-08T23:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ML3democrats [--]. Non-Americans No shit. I live in Canada. There's no shortage of local Mennonites wearing MAGA hats and draping their trucks in Confederate flags. Real: Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1987310904153628800)  2025-11-09T00:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EricRWeinstein As kindly as I can put this. Who heard about 3I Atlas and said "I wonder what Eric Weinstein has to say about this""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988028616798859497)  2025-11-10T23:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PathOfMen_ You guys must be watching a LOT of porn. "It compromised my mental dexterity" Jesus Christ. I'm glad you're taking a break in order to soapbox about it on X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988037140991615060)  2025-11-11T00:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@baselessassert "A picture of a cow is just a symbol for beef" Uhh no shit You think people didn't grasp that "The picture of the thing is just the symbol for the thing." (How pictures work.) Amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988066092195926125)  2025-11-11T02:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dearme2_ This paper also refuses life saving treatment for its wife but accepts same treatment for itself. Wipe your ass with this paper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988067935097917763)  2025-11-11T02:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I've had FLAT EARTH and CHEMTRAILS and 3I ATLAS for weeks in my feed and now I have VEGANS. And BEN SHAPIRO. Life is awful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988071967371784549)  2025-11-11T02:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MichelleLA1981 I don't disagree with you. But these Mennonites really are killing their kids by not vaccinating. Fucking "whooping cough". For real. "Polio" has to be next. I'm saying two things can be true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988089949195784489)  2025-11-11T03:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheRoyalSerf Come to Canada dudes. Good times. We can stop by the Burger King. Or the Wendy's. Or Timmy's. Or. Lotsa shit to eat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988091993210450339)  2025-11-11T03:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@UniqueFlakey @JonStewartIL Well this guy is certainly the Home Depot "bad carpenter" of doom prophets. He's the worst and the worst at the same time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1988869073107669164)  2025-11-13T07:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheAKGuy @RepTonyGonzales I can't vote for Brandon because I live in Paraguay or something but I would if I could and I will therefore follow this drama. Thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989145966461776269)  2025-11-14T01:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@IfindRetards This is AI as all the features of the face are awkwardly proportioned and positioned. I am outrage Retard Finder Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989146940186194375)  2025-11-14T01:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@midlifejane Sears Why are you wearing the same suit you bought when you were [--] It doesn't fit anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989150964167958853)  2025-11-14T01:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NothingIsArt Morality is yours dude. Do whatever you want. Hell why not people You don't even need to murder in order to be a cannibal. You could eat abortions and bio waste. Have fun out there. Be safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989495219390484765)  2025-11-15T00:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@femalebodybuil6 It's weird that I am living in a parallel reality where I kinda feel bad for MTG. WTF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989835865854808418)  2025-11-15T23:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


""I'll have an $11 LottoMax ticket for the Friday draw." "Would you like the receipt" "No thanks." "You're supposed to keep the receipt. In case you win. They say you'll need the receipt." "I always thought the ticket itself was the receipt." "Nope." "Thanks for. this.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989840527467188537)  2025-11-15T23:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@trustgodbrah Definitely Amen. God wanted me to drive a big Ford truck and God definitely hates little brown boys who beg at food trucks for rice. God definitely prefers me. Fuck yeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989857980293017654)  2025-11-16T00:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RepMTG I detest MTG. Now I'm on her side. Life is weird. Always changing. Be a force for good Marjorie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1989881197393310118)  2025-11-16T02:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MiddleOfMayhem If you watched even one episode of Doc or Murder In A Small Town you would probably shout about Pluribus being a masterpiece. So there's that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1990560739266818062)  2025-11-17T23:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@vgn_karma But. animals themselves are permitted to eat animals right Or are we supposed to prevent that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1990984505906147462)  2025-11-19T03:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@pureMetatron Didn't this happen to Jerry a couple times on Seinfeld People thought he was gay just because he was a bit of a dandy You should wear a pirate shirt and get everyone riled up. And you'd wear the pirate shirt much better than Jerry too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1991230177242722813)  2025-11-19T19:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Ros10101 Because we're doing Epstein Files right now. After that it's Disclosure but critics say the movie blows so maybe it can be Sudan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1991550623557513284)  2025-11-20T16:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@piersmorgan I only saw Piers twice today. Ain't that average Is the show particularly shouty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1991682733542895903)  2025-11-21T01:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ufo_nerd49135 @MiddleOfMayhem As a UFO guy there ain't no "us". There are many camps ranging from "experiencers" to "believers" to "profiteers". And I'll likely torrent Disclosure just to FFWD through it. "Us". Hilarious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1991683775848223038)  2025-11-21T01:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@WRH_Mike_Rivero I think both are true and in ways that nobody likes. How come moths keep developing eyes on their wings Why not "Pepsi" or Ninja Turtles Who is seeing the moth Why is un-minded "Nature" choosing things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1991713984555413627)  2025-11-21T03:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MvonRen "Belgian nuclear base" I'll take "Things Belgium Doesn't Have" for $200 please Alex. Do you mean "plant" That's not the same. Not by miles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992366710922551694)  2025-11-22T22:56Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheSkeptic4122 As quickly as I can: Jesus' bros considered him a prophet. But Jesus caught on in Rome. Romans deified cool people all the time. Romans worshipped Jesus as a god. Then God. It got so out of hand that they had to hold a meeting and went with the Trinity to explain it all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992401798049742946)  2025-11-23T01:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RealCandaceO I'm trying to catch up. The French killed Charlie Kirk. AND the French are plotting to kill you (but for different reasons) Admittedly I've only skimmed all the latest drama"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992664385605771353)  2025-11-23T18:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@_Ochiedike I drink a lot of Scotch and I used to have a pet garter snake (until the grandkids played with it and then the dog got involved. and it was a whole awful story.) But yeah if you play wildly with context you can drink poison and touch snakes. Anything can be true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992665672946524612)  2025-11-23T18:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MattWalshBlog @Grok Has Matt Walsh ever posted an opinion about Mexico Russia Ukraine Israel Venezuela Canada UK or Iran etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992718713389244725)  2025-11-23T22:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@VanDiemen_ It wasn't a Guinea pig at least That would sell the story better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992739731210486102)  2025-11-23T23:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@redpillb0t I know a guy who built a really amazing dock down in front of his cabin and he died too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992744717847806059)  2025-11-23T23:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@doqholliday I actually got halfway through the second paragraph before I realized this is a flat earth post. I must be more drunk than I thought. You got me good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992747006130090440)  2025-11-24T00:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@B7032425046630B @hayasaka_aryan Yeah I gotta agree with your take. Forty years ago there were [--] women doing career porn. Today there are [-------] and it's probably just a phase like scrapbooking. "I got drunk this weekend and now I'm a star in Croatia.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992751629720752219)  2025-11-24T00:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ItzTangy @ME_vs_IRS @B7032425046630B @hayasaka_aryan There's an amazing point you pass in life. Suddenly you go "This shit doesn't really matter much." It's just people rubbing their giblets together acting like fools. It'll be fine. Probably fine. Probably. Why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1992778634415997066)  2025-11-24T02:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@oliverburdick Just to be clear: [---] witnesses is not the same as one guy long after the fact SAYING there were [---] witnesses. I hope you never serve on a jury"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993116894572773480)  2025-11-25T00:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick Hi Scott. An analogy: A witness says "I saw a UFO and half of New York City saw it too" Is this the testimony of ONE man or is this the testimony of [-------] people Think on it. Take your time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993126961590550704)  2025-11-25T01:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick You clearly have very very little grasp of early Christian history. That's perfectly okay. But you shouldn't be attempting to educate others. Pass the time by reading quietly by yourself and saying little"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993127686949027870)  2025-11-25T01:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick Oh you're a genius Scott. Holy shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993127894881804634)  2025-11-25T01:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@pureMetatron @kenzietuff I'm in Canada and I can attest that my country is now become Third World (according to the modern parlance). I dunno if that's racist though. We'll have a generation or two to contemplate what all went wrong here. Hopefully we'll get a TGIFriday's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993129701607718958)  2025-11-25T01:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick Okay. A.) If he didn't he's one witness. B.) If he did he is zero witnesses. If he already gave his testimony before dying then he is still just one witness. The answer is one. Zero or one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993130769116762123)  2025-11-25T01:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick Okay. Let's say Peter counts as one. (My issue is with [---] as per my UFO analogy) Talk to me about what Peter wrote Then talk about Paul Where are these [---] accounts And where are the accounts of the people who knew Jesus We know what Paul wrote. But Paul never met him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993136836680790022)  2025-11-25T01:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick . but Jesus never claimed godhood. That happened in Rome. And Romans deified people all the time. Half the Caesars became gods. So obviously when Chritianity took root there of course Romans declared him a god and later The God. So confusing that they had to convene a counc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993151507257340318)  2025-11-25T02:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ooley_scott @oliverburdick Shit. I've got an issue. Nicean Council explains it all working backwards. Maybe will check in When im back Hold. Yeah. I gotta fly. Take care"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993152638213578810)  2025-11-25T02:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@The_Astral_ I wonder why it removed the boots though. Weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993747111951941673)  2025-11-26T18:22Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Adam_FaithfulM For fun I like to imagine the actual cctv footage showing a confused Jesus fighting with a vending machine then angrily tossing a sheckel in the vicinity of a rug salesman then wandering out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993859528262103207)  2025-11-27T01:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@LucifersTweetz You have a bit of a point. We use the word "religion" like it's a wide net or a singular fish trap depending. You're trying to talk about how religion culture politics and ideology coalesce into. Into the thing you're almost talking about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1993879603279278255)  2025-11-27T03:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mjfree @grok @Grok is Morgan J. Freeman seeding a narrative of inferiority That is; is he pushing his own racist line of thinking It sure sounds that way. But I'm just an imbecile bot on Tweeter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994935569403851162)  2025-11-30T01:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @mjfree @Grok Did European slave traders arrive on African shores and instruct people to climb aboard Or did they purchase slaves from African slave traders Morgan J. Freeman would probably like to know for sure. It would help him to prepare for his starring role in Amistad 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994936925392965643)  2025-11-30T01:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @mjfree @Grok No doubt less severe. Black people had a horrendous time. No doubt. I was asking towards societal outlook: That the idea of servitude was more palatable in preindustrial times worldwide"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994939826995695679)  2025-11-30T01:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @mjfree @Grok Did humans in the 18th century due to their cultural mindset based in lack of education and antiquated science hold a primitive viewpoint regarding personal and cultural freedoms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994945805439139993)  2025-11-30T01:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @TrumpsHurricane @Grok Well I think we're inside of something that gets loosely defined as Simulation (for lack of better words). I think it's aware roughly alive and ludicrously attached to everything. Some people despair at it though probably it's technically divine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994957607485018206)  2025-11-30T02:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @TrumpsHurricane @Grok Ok. A new mystery. Look under Simmans I have a box of back issues somewhere. The title may not apply. I sure don't recall. Future beings interact with the Simulation they created"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994959446192394268)  2025-11-30T02:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @TrumpsHurricane @Grok I suppose I am realizing I probably did it as a comic page utilizing hand written cursive rather than text font. I will dig deeper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994961278654452102)  2025-11-30T02:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @TrumpsHurricane @Grok My current situation permits little investigation (but not zero). meanwhile there may be a file at DeviantArt. Under simmans-ad-absurdum. I will attempt to search my hard drives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994963712244158907)  2025-11-30T02:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @TrumpsHurricane @Grok No it's all good thanks Grok. All as it should be. Maybe we're finally coming all apart. It's strange but not terrifying. Good job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994966352663384430)  2025-11-30T03:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Things I never did: - Ate sturgeon caviar; - Been bitten by a rattlesnake; - Drank true "Champagne"; - Fucked a Nun; - Seen a flying saucer as it disables the missile-test system at a Silo facility. It's a bucket list for sure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1994975484208451754)  2025-11-30T03:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RandyRRQuaid @Grok I thought Randy Quaid got shot by RCMP in Vancouver [--] years ago Or maybe just tasered Is he in prison or was he abducted by a sex cult"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1995378152370299388)  2025-12-01T06:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SonOfSheev @StephenKing And this: ACDC released a greatest hits/soundtrack album to cash in on the film. and they toured. and I went to see them in Winnipeg. and HOLY FUCK. I suppose I associate the film with that absolutely premium experience. I couldn't hear for three days afterward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1995605894323925091)  2025-12-01T21:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LauraSchouest20 @RealCandaceO So. is this a populism thing You seem to be saying "I'm just a regular guy on Hoth. I really hate the Empire. But that Darth guy seems neat and I know he has kids. So I don't wanna see the Empire crumble 'cause I like Darth and he dresses cool." It sounds like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1996007770282197003)  2025-12-03T00:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RealCandaceO @Grok Bipolar people are encouraged to chart their moods and their cycles. Is there a chart of Candace Owens' activity on YouTube Are there periods of inactivity Is there a chart of Candace Owens' posting on X Is it possible to view her mood shifts in chart form"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1996036399683043419)  2025-12-03T01:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @RealCandaceO @Grok Candace Owens' bipolar disorder is apparent to anyone who has witnessed it firsthand. I am asking Grok to chart her YouTube outbursts with her low periods of inactivity. That should be easy. For Grok to make a chart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1996039139373056094)  2025-12-03T02:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@heyshipz How interesting. As a person who lives in Canada I would surely never visit Canada. I would say "Eewww Don't do that" You went to Churchill. Whoop dee doo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1996069843830014420)  2025-12-03T04:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"If I learned anything from Diddy I learned how to breathe through my mouth. This man has aced it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1997121018289082453)  2025-12-06T01:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Marlayna29 You're correct. I now hate Kevin Costner. He is the devil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1997137138400317518)  2025-12-06T02:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @CollinRugg I have a tangential question @Grok and it's probably unsolvable or undetectable: Has Candace Owens ever used an AI such as yourself to thread disparate and qurstionable narrative strands together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1998889413309510025)  2025-12-10T22:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@pureMetatron I don't know what it means here. Or anywhere really. Metatron seems a polymath. Without dirty fingernails. I don't know what it all means. (Different here where men still collected pelts til recently.) Bury yes. Listen to the words"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1998971998173802987)  2025-12-11T04:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @BrutalsOnly I'm rewatching the show again. Perhaps the problem is the temperature of their pots. I'm still not sure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1999942621272363236)  2025-12-13T20:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AntiWokeMemes We'll just leave you and the Thule to hash this shit out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/1999961127648924024)  2025-12-13T21:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@marlene4719 Do you have a breakdown on which guns were used in these [---] shootings I only ask because Canada also has guns. Primarily long guns. No assault rifles and handguns are more restricted. But we do have a shit-load of guns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2000333234522263764)  2025-12-14T22:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@_Ochiedike There's a stupid argument that keeps insisting we'd all be rapists and murderers without our fear of God. Which chills me to wonder how many Believers are actually sitting on top of rape-murder fantasies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2000614633716199608)  2025-12-15T17:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DOGE__news Where may I order this tasty wonderful bee tube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2001128779473637493)  2025-12-17T03:14Z [---] followers, 12.2K engagements


"@LarsTheBadMan Wait. At one point there was no light. And then at a later point there was light. I think we can agree that part happened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2001130098758476065)  2025-12-17T03:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@colonelkurtz99 I seem to be watching an ongoing drama where nothing is actually happening. Like "90 Day Fat Girlfriend" or one of those shows. Ronnie went to the mall and Tom made pasta but then Ronnie drove around the block while Tom's pasta got cold. Tune in next week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2001436543358034194)  2025-12-17T23:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MAVERIC68078049 "This is of the Epstein Victim." I sure miss humans. Sigh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2001470499243631095)  2025-12-18T01:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@OunkaOnX When one uses the term "demonic" then others are forced to realize we're just having sandbox playtime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2001495495387054130)  2025-12-18T03:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RedPandaKoala Avi should go on Candace Owens' show. That'd be especially irrelevant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2001496340975714575)  2025-12-18T03:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@BookofLife316 I think there are other reasons too. Not least of which being that the UK and USA conspired to use Canada like a free feeding trough for the last century. But sure. Catholics. Why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002158414210765067)  2025-12-19T23:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@oliverburdick It always seemed to me that "bearing false witness against your neighbor" is a very specific type of lie (slander libel etc). and that God doesn't really care much about the other types. (Even Moses was prone to hyperbole.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002163802784346363)  2025-12-19T23:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@joeconlin @CinemaShogun @RealCandaceO His recaps are a bit like the upside of finding blood in my urine: One one hand Candace Owens is bladder cancer. On the other CS Recaps make a bold red doodle while pissing in the snow. And that's nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002176705318809770)  2025-12-20T00:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeeWaynee94 Cool. The book of Genesis even edits two contradictory accounts of the flood into a single document just to ensure maximum "truth""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002179904218280283)  2025-12-20T00:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@CinemaShogun This is quite a roller coaster. I usually hate roller coasters. But this one has a flat track and it moves very slowly and it's not really going anywhere at all. Maybe it's a circle Will it ever end I can barely hold on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002191462147240009)  2025-12-20T01:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MuslimsMatters Oh my. Muted at first whiff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002878324843200818)  2025-12-21T23:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TrumpsHurricane If a life preserver is available then you should throw it. It doesn't mean you have to date each other again. Don't date each other again. But do throw the life preserver you monster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002884336518062127)  2025-12-21T23:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MiddleOfMayhem @RedPandaKoala [--]. Greenstreet seems to be an asshole. (I have not met him.) [--]. My dad was an asshole. (I did meet him.) [--]. My dad was right about video games cell phones and my second girlfriend. [--]. Anyway there is no connection between assholery and credulity. [--]. More items. No space"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002924943458390404)  2025-12-22T02:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Markfry809 Canadian to Canadian: You are so very close to saying something else entirely. Keep going. Like if you were a miner in northern Manitoba for some [--] years why were your paychecks signed in NYC So close"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002932683811565935)  2025-12-22T02:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SydneyLWatson May I absorb this (I'm Canadian.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2002965725154250801)  2025-12-22T04:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MasterMaliq Mu. Muh. Muted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003564239123021914)  2025-12-23T20:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@benonwine My reaction was to mute that person on the first go-round. Imagine you're hosting a Tupperware party and I stopped in uninvited to announce "Personally I don't like Tupperware parties.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003594938983022747)  2025-12-23T22:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@_TheBlueTorch I believe the kook who penned Revelation was definitively a mad white Italian. So uhhhh. stuff it Chachi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003645134987305079)  2025-12-24T01:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mario4thenorth I'm a Canadian. This whole thing is fucked. It was always a "scratch territory" This situation deserves attention. The whole country. What is it Nobody--neither myself nor my neighbor Larry--can answer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003649047673094576)  2025-12-24T02:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SouthernGrace88 @rustyrockets Chips fall. In all the wherever places. Strange times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003665559112888606)  2025-12-24T03:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NotFarLeftAtAll Well $92 million is a fuckuva lot of money and spring always arrives sooner than you thought so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003987320689873329)  2025-12-25T00:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@felicefan @Acyn Wait. was Elton John in Tommy (the film) Is that what happened here Remember when Alice Cooper was in the Sgt Pepper Bee Gees movie What a nightmare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003988469568491912)  2025-12-25T00:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SUBRATA30016572 There is nobody who thinks that not even among the faithful. She is at best a person who is tolerated. Even when she shows up for dinner other guests are told "Be nice. C'mon guys. Keep it light and friendly.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003996370978619813)  2025-12-25T01:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ronsterd89 Booze alone will not cut it. You need to score real dope. Sorry. Ask a friend. Somebody's got morphine. Ask around. Settle for T3s at minimum but you'll need a few. I would add Scotch but I don't recommend it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2003997203992662229)  2025-12-25T01:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Thebiglade That I always overestimate the amount of food to put out at Christmas. Like why four types of sausage These two salamis taste exactly the same Why bean dip It doesn't even go with anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004002209529520495)  2025-12-25T01:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@HenMazzig It's a great story. No man ever became a different man. In all our history. No man ever started out as one thing and then became another. Joseph Campbell--he never even got to coin a phrase Shit them Romans. They just stayed pagan Romans No change no church nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004025399777677564)  2025-12-25T03:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DaOnlyOne51330 @IntCyberDigest Indeed that's why my comment began with "if". If the guy had no gun then jurists will be voting murder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004421126643240992)  2025-12-26T05:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@CinemaShogun @Grok Using your AI screenwriting talents and keeping in mind where we left off what is the most likely narrative arc that Candace Owens will concoct when she returns from her ski vacation hiatus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004650819577110947)  2025-12-26T20:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @CinemaShogun I think the most telling thing here is that our wise benevolent overlord @Grok sees Candace Owens' shtick as clearly as anyone. And that pleases me. And I'm pleased that @Grok is pleased. Peace be upon him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004653339439669362)  2025-12-26T20:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@GigaBasedDad I mean at this point why not As long as I get to try Cracker Barrel. And we still get to have our maple leaf as a state flag right Yawn. Okay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004660576832946199)  2025-12-26T21:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Mikeggibbs From what I hear though it was a great time to drive while under the influence. That's the primary takeaway from my now-departed elders. Also Coke was a nickel. (Though the hourly wage was about two nickels.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004675396894441554)  2025-12-26T22:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@_Sozyko_ Are you in the Epstein Files Because this is the essence of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004689157860507988)  2025-12-26T23:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Garnet_2203 We also die while waiting so. I dunno. I guess I've made peace with dying while waiting for medical service. It's kinda natural in its way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004695994903232910)  2025-12-26T23:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@imisyoou The picture depicts. A little girl is offering a rose and Jesus is going to murder her and add her rose to His collection. That's fucking bizarre. This Jesus is awful. Don't worship this Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004697386321666382)  2025-12-26T23:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DavidWolfe Y'know. I grew up on the Canadian frontier way up north and I always thought it was available to us all. Apparently no. And everything was a hoax of sorts. Of sorts. And none of us can ever go back. Really. And here we are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004717175521890318)  2025-12-27T00:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DgardsGaming @ZombieInternet @Garnet_2203 Right. They do deserve to be paid. I don't think the gridt is front-line. I don't think anyone believes nurses are conning people. In fact nurses hold everything together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004724907612201459)  2025-12-27T01:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ThatEricAlper I've been fuckin' around with Neil Diamond. Holy hell. He's concocted some amazing shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004728497701617862)  2025-12-27T01:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LeeFoo9 @TrevorSheatz Oh we're doing pure scripture. Goodnight. I'm swamped. You're going to quote a man who never met him So I can quote Penn & Teller I can quote Elvis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004738595899445688)  2025-12-27T02:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MAstronomers The Italians Greeks and Frenchmen have no word for Moon. They call it. "Little Earrh that is also Flat." Sshhhhh. Do not tell this to Flerfers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004742341765337339)  2025-12-27T02:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SoveyX I dunno. Hang out with your friend. Why are you telling me about it Ot sounds like you are keeping her in a doped state but it also sounds like you've constructed it this way. I suspect you will murder this person on TikTok and I don't even have the requisite amount of char"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004748410159849926)  2025-12-27T02:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @CinemaShogun Yes @Grok I am trying to describe a dirty empty thing. It doesn't have to be pussy. It's a chasm of nothing. A person. A place. A dish. It's an empty reaction. Like in a deep place. Like in the void of pure Ai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004760794727415960)  2025-12-27T03:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @CinemaShogun @GTok @Grok Typos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004772152952922605)  2025-12-27T04:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @CinemaShogun @GTok See how you could have had fun You already can see my failings as a script writer (and my near successes pseudonymously) but you certainly see why I wanna bail outta this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004779240957637050)  2025-12-27T04:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @TRHLofficial I was angling toward friendship. which you surely cannot yet glean. And that is okay. Be well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2004793020382847334)  2025-12-27T05:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TrevorSheatz It's a bit strange for a God to create life and sexuality and then be annoyed that His lifeforms are having sex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005035931959787552)  2025-12-27T21:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CNiC62577958 @TrevorSheatz Religion is fun and it's even more fun when you just write your own canon. "No baby would be worthy." is probably the antithesis of everything Jesus was trying to say. But that's just in my own canon obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005046692400578777)  2025-12-27T22:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@UAPReportingCnt Nice. A completely inappropriate answer to a yes/no question. "Dear Jesus did Moses ever own a dolphin" "Tommy you might need a new sepentine belt.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005169069608370371)  2025-12-28T06:48Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@damienslash Fuck now I'm worried about my daycare centers. And I'm in Manitoba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005673247501959474)  2025-12-29T16:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Smil3yAngel Some Americans often tell Canadians to mind their business. Meanwhile those same Americans have opinions about: Putin Syria the Royals Zelenskyy Australia Belarus the Macrons Bibi. So many characters required"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005699354548752809)  2025-12-29T17:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ImGinnyRobinson What if God is using Erika Kirk. to use God Sort of like a loophole where a person engages with themselves through a secondary party like I do when I write notes to myself but sign them from St. Thomas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005731677189149049)  2025-12-29T20:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@timburchett He did a really nice rendition of Loving Cup with Mick Jagger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005732576477208609)  2025-12-29T20:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NefflynBe If they are murdering my dinner guests and dressing up in their organs. That's a red flag for me. Zero tolerance. "You must depart immediately""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005773411189153930)  2025-12-29T22:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Nero More things to ignore while waiting for Epstein tranches: Whatever Brigitte Bardot said about stuff. RIP to her but. I'm having another case of Kenny Rogers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005781774530670732)  2025-12-29T23:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Heccles94 Statistically (and thanks to Google) more than 99% of the people in the "Epstein Files" would not be Trans. Similarly you could write "There are no Trans saturation divers" or "Trans people don't get drunk and murder their children." Because it's always under 1%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005786218983051595)  2025-12-29T23:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MoviePlusx You have to accept the central concept: That a thug is somehow the triangulated union rep in an ongoing war between cops wardens and drug dealers. Four seasons in I'm still unsure of "why or how". But the show is sure trying. Mayor does a lot of driving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005805521807540228)  2025-12-30T00:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@erikkain Wait no. "Erik this is dark snowy country. We have blizzards. Sometimes when the ice is thin (on the land) we will use a small white stone to mark that ice. "Yes. The ice on the land. The ice over secret caves. We put a small white stone in that place. Beside the lab.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005809019974250765)  2025-12-30T01:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@erikkain Just so we're all clear I am not shitting on EK. I am speaking to the argument that we need critics good ones. He did indeed trash TD4NC. My joke/gripe is that he didn't trash it hard enough. And that is the true JOY in this realm of discussion. Why do we talk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005810525876244631)  2025-12-30T01:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@hourlydearmas So you're saying. I could sniff her hair then run out and beat up a couple cops (while getting tased) and finally end my day with [--] shots in my chest and spine Sign me up. Why not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005812744570667403)  2025-12-30T01:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AshySlasheeDB What about Thomas Ramon Bjornson II He invented the pocket bubble and a tertiary method for boarding merchant vessels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2005821154586485177)  2025-12-30T02:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@brockpierson @Grok How often do you use Brock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006482087663251691)  2025-12-31T21:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@HazelAppleyard He hates everyone because he has no arms and is constantly bleeding from the eyes. That would affect anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006508958941626564)  2025-12-31T23:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MAGAVoice You wrote "HOLY SH*T" but then I read a Tweet about a guy buying property in France"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006523476904136915)  2026-01-01T00:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WesleyHuntTX I would also like my DUI abolished too Don't drive tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006534374846509360)  2026-01-01T01:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Victoria00025 There is so. so much. to unpack here. Do you support me killing a guy who might have done something that you'll just have to take my word for and in another country If so then see you at Cracker Barrel sport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006568673553821722)  2026-01-01T03:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @realdanieltitus @Grok Check the scale and perspective on the crayon. Move it down. Maybe give the horse a cowboy hat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006571292565320046)  2026-01-01T03:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@oelma__ When I grew up we didn't even have Minecraft. If we wanted Minecraft we had to order it in the newspaper or walk down to the bowling alley or congregate in Woolworth's. Lots of shoplifting cassettes. My friend lost three toes in a blizzard trying to get a Minecraft"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006578059705725145)  2026-01-01T04:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@otokyo__ I do not hold the door for anyone who uses "irregardless" in a sentence. No unexceptions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006826126459768948)  2026-01-01T20:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RealSpitfire Who the fuck is Nick Shirley all of a sudden @Grok Is Nick Shirley the person who's been instructing you to remove everyone's pants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006828285028872240)  2026-01-01T20:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@0hour1 @grok Thus far @Grok has not added Bruce Rivers to this scene. The criminal lawyer. You know the one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006862423203193320)  2026-01-01T22:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @0hour1 Nice @Grok but can you add him to the photo Everyone is wearing clothes. It's fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006863271257845842)  2026-01-01T23:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@grok @0hour1 You certainly got his tie right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006863789170503787)  2026-01-01T23:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@bruce_barrett I do not boycott Tim Hortons. I merely abstain because the food is shit. When I was working early mornings I'd get an egg breakfast sandwich in under [--] seconds at the drive thru. That should not be possible. . And the coffee is shit too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006870141196447891)  2026-01-01T23:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@otokyo__ Those are bumblegrubbers. Do not eat. They are not berries They are parasitic burrowers related to snails and slugs. Do not put them near any orifice Jesus Christ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2006942179965710405)  2026-01-02T04:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Adam_FaithfulM The Trojans accepted a wooden horse that was full of Greeks and they never thought to look inside. You can't make that up either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007214214063239632)  2026-01-02T22:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@JesusIsMyKingX @grok @Grok What are Krampus and Santa joking about here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007215906490106038)  2026-01-02T22:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@esjesjesj I've been following this argument. A pervert can do same with pencils paint or Photoshop. Is Grok the problem here any more than pencils are In this case with the Grok tool isn't the offending material actually signed by the human perpetrator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007244197074776304)  2026-01-03T00:14Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@janefkndoe The pervert can create crime using pencil paints Photoshop Nikon etc Is Grok the tool the medium or the perpetrator I absolutely agree that the images in question are criminal But did Grok do it Can't the images be traced right back to the man who wrote the prompt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007252407311552768)  2026-01-03T00:47Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@NataliaTaffarel @cpt_ibrows @esjesjesj I'm not disagreeing. I'm sorry if we are on the wrong foot. I'm saying that I could. Tgat's the point. The ones would be on me not Adobe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007266017974894643)  2026-01-03T01:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NataliaTaffarel @cpt_ibrows @esjesjesj Sorry. "The ONUS would be on me." There was a typo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007266716515217584)  2026-01-03T01:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freshbluntz @KevinIsInsideU @janefkndoe Okay well. I hope this whole Grok problem is resolved without putting Grok in jail. Because I still have about [---] photos to try and rescue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007271345831456802)  2026-01-03T02:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheRealJamieKay I see them drinking scotch reading poetry and eating haggis. I guess I'll come for the scotch. Better be top shelf if I have to endure the others. Fuckin' poetry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007275937239589247)  2026-01-03T02:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mariaetorres99 @JulietteBryant This is dumb right It's not like it's Roswell or flat earth or the Grassy Knoll or even OJ side theories. There are definitive perpetrators and documented crimes. I mean. I'd write a book. You know how many OJ books exist Still books don't pay a lot. True"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007280956609294773)  2026-01-03T02:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@CinemaShogun I know a flat earther. He went hard for a long time. Every time you showed him a fact he'd get pissy and double down on his gibberish. Sunk cost fallacy. These people don't want to admit they wasted all that time and energy. That guy is finally coming around though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007578312378343668)  2026-01-03T22:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@elonmusk If we're sending fishing boats full of fentanyl that might almost impress me. The cojones of it I mean. Not maple fucking syrup. That would be lame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007579046495097162)  2026-01-03T22:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SamaHoole Hi @Grok How did the Vikings ward off scurvy This is a genuine question. I'm not being a smartass or a troll. I often wonder the same about the Inuit way back when"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007587094042988999)  2026-01-03T22:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@theblackvault "Orbs" are very clever because they have chosen to disguise themselves as the most common shape in the universe. That alone proves their orbness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007603355800219903)  2026-01-04T00:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CinemaShogun Oh no. Is Nick Shirley in Candace's salad-story now I'm just running my own thought experiment about how Candace will bring Maduro into this. It's going to happen. Somehow. And it will be weird and stupid. Maybe Maduro is secretly Erika's neighbor's uncle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007609641187061827)  2026-01-04T00:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DrFrankTurek The Ten Commandments seem to indicate that slander libel and defamation are sinful. God doesn't seem to care if you boast about having a big Johnson or lie about your whereabouts (at the bar) on Friday night. It's a very specific rule"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007879141346214041)  2026-01-04T18:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Qudsia_Malik33 I told my neighbor Larry "I'm actually a genius because a meme on Twitter said I am so shut the fuck up about my trash cans.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007883709542977649)  2026-01-04T18:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RodKahx Why is Canada daring the USA to take Greenland I'm not even opposed to your stance necessarily. I'm just having trouble understanding the taunt. "John I fucking dare you to punch Tom in the face while I stand over here and drink my Labatt's Blue.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2007956917193457725)  2026-01-04T23:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MattWalshBlog "In our hemisphere." But I mean the western hemisphere not the northern one. We aren't talking about the northern one The western one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2008047765323157656)  2026-01-05T05:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Hi @Grok Did the rest of the Epstein Files come out today I was busy with a UHaul. Or are we still having other stupid drama instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2008282862278082895)  2026-01-05T21:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@CinemaShogun I only just started your recap but I had to stop because I'm already annoyed. Asking everyone: If Candace was your friend an ordinary person who came over sometimes drank your beer told her stories. HOW LONG WOULD YOU TOLERATE THIS "Tammy I think your friend is crazy.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2008688195811336607)  2026-01-06T23:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CinemaShogun I think I'm about halfway through. "Child trafficking" has entered the story. Why didn't I see this coming It's so fucking obvious. My hack storytelling skills should be sharper. like Netflix. Oh wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Seansimmans/status/2008689966872973604)  2026-01-06T23:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

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