# ![@SAMOYEDCORE Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::708035683.png) @SAMOYEDCORE DEATHCORE DOGGY

DEATHCORE DOGGY posts on X about israel, twitter, call me, drake the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[israel](/topic/israel), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [call me](/topic/call-me), [drake](/topic/drake), [money](/topic/money), [if you](/topic/if-you), [in a](/topic/in-a), [events](/topic/events), [hamas](/topic/hamas), [china](/topic/china)

**Top assets mentioned**
[DOGGY (DOGGY)](/topic/doggy) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"posted this previously posting it again: using data provided by a litany of pollsters and by ratings on WikiFeet i have determined through averaging both that the uglier your feet are seen as as a woman the more willing the american public are to accept you being president"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1247376198839103488)  2020-04-07T04:10Z 56.8K followers, [---] engagements


"an important reminder about martha stewarts all-time classic Oil tweet: it doesnt actually say Oil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1252384298834878464)  2020-04-20T23:50Z 55.8K followers, 57.6K engagements


"i have finally more or less completed my mod for President Infinity if any of you happen to play that otherwise obscure game and wanna try it :)))"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1256799834037612546)  2020-05-03T04:16Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"indiana senator evan bayh is one of the default vice presidents and i accidentally left him in which led to him at [---] years of age being chosen as vice president for the lunar nationalist party so i decided to lean into it and make mecha-bayh the dedicated lunar vice president"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1256822514765844486)  2020-05-03T05:46Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"oh yeah and shaun king but like "shaun king is an arrogant grifter" isn't exactly anything *new*. still worth mentioning tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1265205710008184833)  2020-05-26T08:58Z 57K followers, [---] engagements


"any meltdowns today were largely overshadowed by the continuing events of the central park case and the rapid descent of a major american metropolitan zone into unmitigated chaos but someone still found the time to melt down anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1265578199704092677)  2020-05-27T09:38Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"1. KATE KELLY claims RAPE in AMERICA did not EXIST before WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED [--]. TRUMP accuses JOE SCARBOROUGH of KILLING HIS INTERN again KELLY's Columbian Rape TRUMP's Intern Murder KELLY's Columbian Rape TRUMP's Intern Murder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1268339413869715457)  2020-06-04T00:30Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"1. JK ROWLING accidentally posts a quote from a TERF NEWS ARTICLE in response to a CHILD'S DRAWING [--]. SALLY ALBRIGHT and XENI JARDIN accuse VAN JONES of putting ALL HILLARY VOTERS on a "DEATH LIST" ROWLING's TERF Article XENI/SALLY's Death List ROWLING's TERF Article XENI/SALLY's Death List"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1268340062837551104)  2020-06-04T00:33Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"nascar is short for nasty car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1271233312510447617)  2020-06-12T00:10Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"the Kubrick Stare is one of Stanley Kubricks most recognizable directorial techniques a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1273043501853208576)  2020-06-17T00:03Z 56.1K followers, 75K engagements


"how come nobody ever told me that paradox straight-up released the entire Common Sense pamphlet (which is in the public domain since it is over [---] years old) as a fucking DLC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1278143874351763456)  2020-07-01T01:50Z 56K followers, [---] engagements


"gg stands for "good god" and you say it after gaming matches to express the raw horror of having had to spend time around gamers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1283181858247720962)  2020-07-14T23:29Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


""the United States is also a one-party state but with typical American extravagance they have two of them" - julius nyerere 1st president of tanzania (1922-1999)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1284268764217749504)  2020-07-17T23:28Z 56.2K followers, [----] engagements


"MELTDOWN UPDATE 9/3 if you think these are slowing down you're CORRECT but i'm "Trying To Fix It" jessica krug (rachel dolezal mk2) howard dean outs his brother as a CIA asset whip nae nae guy broke into some random familys house with a hatchet and more https://samoyedco.re/day-3-9-3 https://samoyedco.re/day-3-9-3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1304007769230512130)  2020-09-10T10:44Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"white people love to call things "whosie-whatsits" and make little grabbing motions with their hands when they say it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1309448282033156097)  2020-09-25T11:02Z 56.3K followers, [---] engagements


"@WarioWear it'll be insanely good after two years of modders and DLC. it's really good for a paradox base vanilla game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1319166597030768641)  2020-10-22T06:40Z 56.2K followers, [--] engagements


"". dog." - Joseph R. Biden Jr. 2020"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1319463905119195138)  2020-10-23T02:21Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Ashli Babbit ALIVE IN SERBIA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1347479736599998464)  2021-01-08T09:46Z 55.6K followers, [---] engagements


"adhd symptoms were fake and invented by perfidious scientist of CROATIA in [----] to suppress strength of average serbian male"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1357846853472014337)  2021-02-06T00:21Z 55.5K followers, [---] engagements


"relatively small"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1365160835283177476)  2021-02-26T04:44Z 56K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Thatcher Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1380102647601004544)  2021-04-08T10:18Z 56.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Esteemed President Biden my name is Brianna Aberdeen I am a child from tragic overcrowded dump of TORONTO. We chafe under never-ending reign of cruel tyrant Justin Trudeau. Please help us get our democracy back by launching Hellfire Missile at CN Tower immediately Canadians are currently at the US border using lights as Morse code saying SOS with the flag turned upside down https://t.co/MAHGQCQdpF Canadians are currently at the US border using lights as Morse code saying SOS with the flag turned upside down https://t.co/MAHGQCQdpF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1384021888825921537)  2021-04-19T05:51Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"oh of COURSE god how did i somehow never fucking know or guess that keir starmer helped found a trot magazine. they're always a trot. they're ALWAYS a fucking former trot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1390989598621278212)  2021-05-08T11:18Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"these are just [--] unrelated words thrown together randomly and without meaning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1396772963584593920)  2021-05-24T10:19Z 56.3K followers, [---] engagements


"white people love to be named guy gooch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1401241401380073473)  2021-06-05T18:15Z 55.9K followers, [----] engagements


"haiti is genuinely like the most grossly wronged nation probably on earth. i don't know how people manage to not feel overpoweringly murderous when thinking about haiti"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1426691592895700998)  2021-08-14T23:45Z 55.8K followers, 39.6K engagements


"i made sure to distinguish myself as among the first supporters of californian secessionism back in like [----] just so i would have mad social credit once the movement finally becomes relevant in the mid-to-late 2070s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1440255831023390723)  2021-09-21T10:05Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"i meant to say social capital but once the war to restore american democracy commences with chinese tanks being landed across the west coast i'm sure my seditious activities will endear me to the occupying authorities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1440262580547637254)  2021-09-21T10:32Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"nintendos callous decision to cast seth rogen as donkey kong lays bare a brutal culture of antisemitism that pervades their company. they must recast gal gadot as donkey kong at once"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1441172832927371265)  2021-09-23T22:49Z 56.2K followers, [---] engagements


"@Emilyx_00 Samoyed Samoyed Samoyed Samoyed Samoyed Samoyed Samoyed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1660480010493513728)  2023-05-22T02:57Z 56K followers, [---] engagements


"i have not streamed in a few weeks so i think tonight i will stream at 7-7:30 PT. and i will be playing deathcore music and other things. i will be driving an american truck in american truck simulator most likely. and what's more i will even do a party game stream tomorrow (:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1661484624273612802)  2023-05-24T21:29Z 54.2K followers, [--] engagements


"in [----] greece overthrew King Otto and held a write-in plebiscite to decide on the next king and there's a lot of extremely funny choices in here but the most obvious one is the fact that Otto reigned for all of [--] years and couldn't get anybody to vote for him except himself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1661639404467912705)  2023-05-25T07:44Z 56.2K followers, 35.8K engagements


"i dont necessarily bash super highly produced deathcore/similar because thats a specific intended style much of the time but it makes sense he leans so hard into it in terms of how he does his shitty project and who he features for because man he does not sound so good otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1661872501507629056)  2023-05-25T23:10Z 54.1K followers, [--] engagements


"i would describe his vocal style as "sounding exactly like how i imagine somebody named 'CJ McCreery' does harsh vocals" and i do not mean that in any remotely good way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1661873638856093696)  2023-05-25T23:15Z 54.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@Emilyx_00 yea wasn't groundbreaking as far as their sound goes of course but it remains solid and they're still good at doing what i expect them to do. i guess it felt a little cobbled together or meandering in places and the breakdown (or equivalent) was a bit anemic by their standards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1661876175311110144)  2023-05-25T23:25Z 54.1K followers, [--] engagements


"i LIED about this because i am IMMORAL. i will be streaming again at 6:30-7pm PT for 2-3 hours playing american truck or something. usual things apply (quiet deathcore voice chat in my server etc)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1661886516816404480)  2023-05-26T00:06Z 54.2K followers, [--] engagements


"imagining a bloodborne boss named Ivana Mother of the Monstrous Ivanka BREAKING: Ivana Trump Donalds first wife and the mother of the monstrous Ivanka Don Jr and Eric dies at age [--]. BREAKING: Ivana Trump Donalds first wife and the mother of the monstrous Ivanka Don Jr and Eric dies at age 73"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1663530479172349953)  2023-05-30T12:59Z 56.3K followers, 51.8K engagements


"new topster pinned. this time i have chosen to not agonize over ranking albums and instead choose whatever i have enjoyed most the last [--] months ranked in order of "what i think looks aesthetically pleasing". that also is the criteria by which i chose the second image"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1666815505934716928)  2023-06-08T14:32Z 52.3K followers, 173.4K engagements


"seeing how the culture battleground on here has manifested around the titanic sub has been fascinating. it moved to the "conservatives systematically namesearching it to call people degenerates for making fun of it" level within hours. they're going really hard for that submarine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1671061465065984001)  2023-06-20T07:44Z 55.8K followers, 54.8K engagements


"@briebriejoy @NathanJRobinson Hi Briahna I appreciate your efforts to kickstart discussion by asking insightful questions. Here is the answer: autism is good we are growing our numbers on purpose you cannot stop us because you cannot grasp our means and when our time arrives your name shaII be on a Iist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1671197299798851584)  2023-06-20T16:44Z 56.2K followers, 247K engagements


"@BilltheCatGuy1 do white people not love the green bay packers do they hate them. how did you get here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1673341285220904970)  2023-06-26T14:48Z 52.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@BilltheCatGuy1 how far did you have to scroll to find a week old tweet about the objective fact that packers fans have arsenic poisoning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1673515802639859712)  2023-06-27T02:18Z 54.2K followers, [---] engagements


"a skater just stopped me on the street and said "what am i supposed to do dude." and i said "about what" and he opened his arms and said "well. what is there to do." and i said "there's a very wide range of things" and he said "exactly dude." so real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1674250387296256003)  2023-06-29T02:56Z 54.2K followers, 75.9K engagements


"(after suddenly lactating full blast like a fire hose directly into job interviewer's face) Oh Sir I am sosorry. so deeply sorry. However you should know for future reference Sir asking me about my weaknesses WILL reflexively trigger my defense mechanism. Like the noble squid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1677825687712051201)  2023-07-09T00:53Z 52.6K followers, [----] engagements


"white people love to be named "pee shitte""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1677862593611055104)  2023-07-09T02:15Z 54.1K followers, 19.9K engagements


"white guys don't bust out their christopher walken impressions anymore. now they just get depression and cry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678241010474946560)  2023-07-10T03:39Z 54.2K followers, 21.8K engagements


"imagine if the [----] al qaeda world trade center bombing succeeded in its intent of causing the north tower to fall into the south tower except it just kept going from there like dominos and taking out every single building in manhattan from tallest to smallest height"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678250096977416192)  2023-07-10T04:09Z 54.1K followers, 10.6K engagements


"i should be given the congressional medal of honor for eating lots of garbage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678306785114099714)  2023-07-10T07:34Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"most pet owners are bad at it because they think a pet "has it good" existing with idle comfort and little meaningful stimulation beyond that driving them nuts with boredom and they think that because they think of their own lives like that and the same things happening to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678316393937395714)  2023-07-10T08:18Z 54.2K followers, 207.1K engagements


"the fact most pet owners let their animals get so bored and bereft in how they live doesn't make nearly as much sense explained as a mass act of intent cruelty it's just projection of an ideal that just ends up making both them/their animal depressed in practice. many such cases"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678317424482078721)  2023-07-10T08:18Z 54.2K followers, 23.6K engagements


"ash's dad is a protestant work ethic hardass which is rough on the human end but his dogs have always been very happy because their steady stream of tasks arent rigid and conditional for survival to them it's just a constant variety of tasks they get to do with their best friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678320837810864128)  2023-07-10T08:31Z 54.2K followers, 21.6K engagements


"i just noticed how many followers i have. what the hell. i thought it was roughly two to three thousand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678331141634547712)  2023-07-10T09:14Z 54.1K followers, 32.7K engagements


"i will adjust my posting style accordingly and only speak to my peers with a strictly cordial and collegial tone from now on. my behavior prior to this moment has been very unbecoming. i owe you all a sincere apology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678331548339433472)  2023-07-10T09:13Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"guy trying to use an ai image generator for titty pics and getting increasingly frustrated after repeatedly refusing to write anything in the prompt except for "non-euclidean""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678381952934744065)  2023-07-11T03:56Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"iOS camera: Do not tell me how much exposure you want in this shot little boy. *grabs my throat* I alone decide how much exposure you need. me: *Gulp* Y-yes mistress. EDIT-Guys please stop saying "horny" EDIT 2-Guys its just a normal metaphor for my issues with iPhone camera"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678383780141359105)  2023-07-10T16:19Z 54.2K followers, 27.3K engagements


"hate when im doing some sort of complex task and a cat stares at me with a placid look of "To what end" brother if i explained even a tenth of the mechanics at play here you would inherit the life of the sightless man whose worldly illusion is shattered by removing his blindfold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678392908041560069)  2023-07-10T16:46Z 54.1K followers, 14.7K engagements


"deathcore is and always has been the music genre for philosophers and highly educated men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678427589055238145)  2023-07-10T15:38Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"i want you all to know whenever i do a cheeky little flex it isn't to imply i am particularly large/strong at all. i do it just because this sort of thing makes boys go monkey-brain mode really easily. They really aren't hard to please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678447643033485313)  2023-07-10T17:02Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@DaddyMamu i didnt deny it's "boredom". simply denying whether or not you call it that changes the objective negative value it poses. if you think social animals dont have complex thought though then i can only reasonably assume you LOVE to have SEX with your pets and CUM all over & on them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678454535680061441)  2023-07-10T17:38Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@DaddyMamu don't play dumb with me mister"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678458348767961088)  2023-07-10T17:37Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


""people let their pets get too bored and should ideally only get pets if they won't let them get too bored" has brought out some impressively stupid responses that i can only frame in my mind as being misplaced guilt over not playing with one's pet enough @SAMOYEDCORE Wait til you learn how humans treat other humans. Honestly most pets wouldnt exist if it werent for demand for pets from owners so this whole thing is stupid. I cant stand people who bitch about pets when most humans have issues @SAMOYEDCORE Wait til you learn how humans treat other humans. Honestly most pets wouldnt exist if it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678569895720783872)  2023-07-11T01:00Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@Repartee_Reptar i love to shit on popular things like "not playing with one's dog enough". i hate it just because it's popular and no other reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678571408232955905)  2023-07-11T01:21Z 54.1K followers, [---] engagements


"i guess this is something i get strident about because the same attitudes which inform people thinking a pet has it good enough if only its immediate needs are guaranteed are the same ones that say that someone can't be a bad parent if they still provide for their child otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678573534547935233)  2023-07-11T01:16Z 53.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@Repartee_Reptar @kratommm @gfaunaa you responded to my post mickey i don't know what to tell you. you're welcome to go check but i am the same person as that person and you responded first. i would never have found you if you hadn't responded. do you have a wife though. or a girlfriend at least"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678582294968426499)  2023-07-11T01:49Z 56.9K followers, [---] engagements


"@Repartee_Reptar @kratommm @gfaunaa who's your favorite team. hers is the vikings and they're probably better than your favorite team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678588037457129473)  2023-07-11T02:15Z 53.6K followers, [--] engagements


"try to guess what the tweet this is responding to says. i'll give you a hint: it's only five words. so it should be easy for you to guess probably"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678588679651221505)  2023-07-11T02:18Z 54.1K followers, 121.5K engagements


"@Pineappl3man i have to hear if you consider chinks honorary white though. sounds like you already got your answer but i still need mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678590682729168896)  2023-07-11T02:23Z 56.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@godshate420 @SkinnyTuna i'm glad to see you appreciate metal as well. have you ever received head from a type [--] diabetic metalhead twink with hair down to his lower back and a heart of gold. it's pretty good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678591022211948545)  2023-07-11T02:38Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@Repartee_Reptar @kratommm @gfaunaa my position i suppose is that all these things go in tandem with each other since how a human treats a pet often represents how they're willing to treat anything that they see as having less power than them like a kid which one encounters whether they mean to or not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678597474435624960)  2023-07-11T02:50Z 54.1K followers, [--] engagements


"is it really that obvious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678605147361148933)  2023-07-11T03:20Z 56.9K followers, 17.9K engagements


"@strayfromlight 2018-19 was a real turning point for the scene after a decade of deciding that being edgy and immature was automatically uncool rather than a stylistic choice and 2020-21 really reified it as far as queers flooding the scene. shows now vs pre-lockdown look so different crowd-wise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678622462534377472)  2023-07-11T04:29Z 54.2K followers, [--] engagements


"@gfaunaa nobody doing a bit would be willing to do it for literally over [--] years (i have the evidence for this) and willing to wear that facial hair outside the house for that same amount of time. he leans into his character for attention sometimes but i am certain hes not outright a bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678626385622081537)  2023-07-11T04:45Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@caraminez Yeah hes one of Those guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678637418432417793)  2023-07-11T05:29Z 54.1K followers, [---] engagements


"looking through old screenshots again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678638976582787073)  2023-07-11T06:10Z 54.1K followers, 31.1K engagements


"thanks to the unchecked proliferation of the term "twinkdeath" we now have no terminologically recognizable way to refer to the epidemic of twinks dying from collapsing under the weight of their own brittle bones. dark times are ahead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678655157519945729)  2023-07-11T07:04Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"white people love to say "let's have a looksies""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678666855282778113)  2023-07-11T07:33Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


".@CT_STATE_POLICE if you ever need more white people names then my starting rate of $6/name is considered "very competitive" in this industry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1678975501988421638)  2023-07-12T14:32Z 54.2K followers, 11.8K engagements


"spambots trying to seduce me by adding me to a list with [--] other members is a fantastic tactic. it's like those old text screenshots where a guy tries sending the same text to a bunch of girls at once and it would simply send as one group chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1679121559506812928)  2023-07-12T17:16Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"i love how haiti is a "technicality". in the same sense that if you're playing a stealth game and violently refuse to leave anyone alive who can tell on you then it's technically still stealth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1679303280168669184)  2023-07-13T04:10Z 54.1K followers, 914.9K engagements


"get in losers. cancelling napoleon is so over. we're moving on to greater targets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1679356210464829442)  2023-07-14T15:56Z 54.1K followers, 28.2K engagements


"white people love to be named "florence butt dicker""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1680035427867303936)  2023-07-15T02:12Z 54.2K followers, 14.2K engagements


"gonna go snort a line of ket and chain [--] nitrous chargers in a row one moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1680108711619198976)  2023-07-18T01:57Z 50.9K followers, 26.9K engagements


"how long is it until the Opera GX twitter account just posts the letter "N". above or below [--] weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1680384750987665408)  2023-07-17T17:39Z 50.9K followers, 24.8K engagements


"my girlfriend finally found this image last night and she can't stop actively seeking it out and laughing hysterically as soon as she looks at it. it's been at least a dozen times now in the past [--] hours alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1680755037025468417)  2023-07-18T02:57Z 50.8K followers, 30.1K engagements


"i hear +90% of anticommunist fighters/migrs during the russian revolution+civil war were former russian citizens as well. with those kind of numbers it's no wonder they easily defeated the soviets on the battlefield and in the hearts of the masses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1680905331738828802)  2023-07-18T09:09Z 54.2K followers, 15.1K engagements


"it's wildly misleading to say that miscegenation is forbidden in israel. the simple truth of the matter is that the racist clerical authorities have been essentially unopposed in usurping control over several civil institutions. which is better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1680907784651702272)  2023-07-18T08:06Z 53.1K followers, 233.9K engagements


"@cmorr0w @YaBoiShagNasty what about the bosnian genocide. did that make you less angry than chipotle did it make you feel anything at all to learn about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1681412766102605824)  2023-07-18T21:16Z 56.2K followers, [--] engagements


"i think a job title i would like to have when i grow up is "duck quacker". i would like to be the one who is paid $53k annually to make sure ducks are making the approved noise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1681418227661041664)  2023-07-19T23:39Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"here's a pretty good meme i made. for whenever you're talking to a moral relativist. ignore the weird watermark i dont know how it got there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1681421161119514625)  2023-07-19T05:19Z 54.2K followers, 41.1K engagements


"either this one or the one who did a mass shooting. dead heat really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1681436778753060864)  2023-07-18T22:52Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@SmellyCandle42 i hadn't even considered that age would be a factor in that. i just thought everyone forgot everything due to coronavirus related brain damage. i forgot that being young is also a form of brain damage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1681437633921318915)  2023-07-18T23:45Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"may our father in the sky grant you peace lord miles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1681527374918320129)  2023-07-19T23:27Z 54.3K followers, 12.1K engagements


"white people seem to constantly be innovating and inventing new kinds of humor. i just heard one of them say "Target" but you will hardly believe how they pronounced it-- it certainly was not the 'normal' way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1683302520159076352)  2023-07-24T02:26Z 56.2K followers, 1.2M engagements


"if my position on kamala harris is that i support nothing about her except for her frequent use of benzodiazepines then ethically it would be inconsistent for me not to hold a similar position here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1684016457771028481)  2023-07-26T01:43Z 56.9K followers, 11.3K engagements


"rt if you are on the autism spectrum and need a powerful dissociative like ketamine to catapult you into a break with reality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1684024599263215616)  2023-08-01T12:09Z 52.8K followers, 22.7K engagements


"i do a [--] hour hunger strike every day for a month when my vyvanse gets refilled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1685437779462033409)  2023-07-30T00:06Z 54.2K followers, 160.3K engagements


"if heaven is real and filled to the brim with the souls of ostentatious aristocrats and landed gentry smugly giggling over how quickly earth managed to destroy itself the moment it allowed bourgeois-republicanism to take hold of things then i would unflinchingly rather go to hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1685658519490711553)  2023-07-30T16:01Z 54.1K followers, 11.1K engagements


"i always thought the ridiculous ease with which i put on muscle was merely good genes but i looked into it further and i'm like 90% sure it's because being dead and asphyxiated and sucked out via vacuum during birth gave me an early adrenal hemorrhage and that's SO much cooler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1685805550502866944)  2023-07-31T00:35Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"twitter changing its app icon from a blue and white one to a black one has had the unintended effect of making me pay much more attention to bluesky notifications than twitter ones because now my dogbrain scans that one as the old app and this one as the new and unimportant one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1685918234409848832)  2023-07-31T07:40Z 53.6K followers, [----] engagements


"jerf bezos you bald demon of hell you will tell me when this is coming back immediately or you will be held accountable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1685949263879290880)  2023-07-31T11:13Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"getting info straight from the source again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1686172196857597954)  2023-08-01T00:29Z 57K followers, 66.9K engagements


"has july ended. Because August is Here (:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1686546918019907589)  2023-08-02T01:21Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"doing a deeply offensive racist and caricatured faux-asian accent voice I am President Donald Trump I am the deals president"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1686565052336451584)  2023-08-02T02:31Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"just realized that twitter blue subscribers who choose to hide their checkmark still show up in the verified notifications tab thereby handily exposing them not only as someone paying for blue but moreover one who knows it's something to be ashamed of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687028303142727680)  2023-08-03T09:11Z 54.5K followers, 54.4K engagements


"We Bought A Zoo (2011): A group of militant Chechen extremists take a Manhattan subway car hostage during rush hour threatening to execute its passengers one by one unless a plucky single father and his troubled family agree to purchase and renovate an old zoo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687651862982615040)  2023-08-05T02:28Z 53.5K followers, [----] engagements


"the situation in society will only get worse and worse the further away we get from whenever the last time was we publicly sacrificed a twink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687656738303209472)  2023-08-05T03:39Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"people will say that english is a lumpy lopsided odd-sounding language cobbled together from the entrails of numerous other languages and expect you to think these things don't easily make it one of the best languages"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687657719287980032)  2023-08-05T03:08Z 50.9K followers, 67.4K engagements


"white people will literally be named anything. "Florence Nightingale". "Meryl Streep" "William Randolph Hearst" Where does it end with them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687691344289107968)  2023-08-05T05:05Z 54.2K followers, 12.7K engagements


"imagining the prime minister of serbia saying this but she isnt gay or anything shes still just worried about people calling her "serbia's gay prime minister""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687704048257118209)  2023-08-05T05:56Z 56.3K followers, 20.1K engagements


"ursula von der leyen looks so staggeringly stereotypical in her role as "soft-faced eurocrat who represents the interests of the EU on the global stage". it's really quite astonishing. she looks like her entire family line going back [----] years have all been members of the SS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687739223070359552)  2023-08-05T13:16Z 54.1K followers, 37.9K engagements


"reacting to being suicidal by shooting yourself: weak cowardly shameful reacting to being suicidal by running for president winning getting on-stage at the inauguration and shooting yourself during the swearing-in ceremony: strong sexy die for a cause set events in motion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687843068404535297)  2023-08-05T15:08Z 57K followers, 25.3K engagements


"cant stop going back and looking at this little dude. i think he may be the world's smallest guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1687981251393884160)  2023-08-06T00:17Z 52.4K followers, 18.8K engagements


"its a "deathcore and ketamine" kind of saturday if you know what im saying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1688018650689892352)  2023-08-06T02:46Z 52.6K followers, [----] engagements


"what's wrong white boy Wanna cry about it Wanna play a paradox game over it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1688021920359550977)  2023-08-06T02:59Z 54.1K followers, 59.9K engagements


"think i might stream again soon. just started a replay of Suzerain and i need someone other than my gf to whom i can read aloud the extensive database of voices i have built up for all the characters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1688773155689754624)  2023-08-08T04:44Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Are you fucking kidding me. i am so fucking mad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1688989761657245696)  2023-08-08T19:05Z 56.5K followers, 36.1K engagements


"just found this picture of me [--] hours after i was born. really feeling the "Well guess im here now. Ok" energy from it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689235254165565440)  2023-08-09T11:20Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"not gonna burden you all with more baby photos after this but my dad was so good at taking pics with me i couldnt resist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689237370183520256)  2023-08-09T11:29Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@yaoibunga death metal is when the metal guy mentions ("growls") death or dying. this passes my filters personally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689247388110819328)  2023-08-09T12:08Z 54.1K followers, 23.8K engagements


"whats it called when one has gender dysphoria except over the fact that i don't have a big fluffy wagging tail and furthermore feel justified in blaming the failure of the german revolution to link up with the soviets in [----] for my present-day lack of a big fluffy wagging tail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689462720700338176)  2023-08-10T02:24Z 54.2K followers, 15.4K engagements


"speaking historically white people have been naughty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689511328036376576)  2023-08-10T05:37Z 54.2K followers, 12.1K engagements


"PATCH NOTES 08/10/2023 - v8.20.03 [--]. Pikachu will need to answer for what he has done [--]. That piece of shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689521455003049985)  2023-08-10T06:17Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Scandinavian dogs Be like "Arf Arf" [---] LIKES [---] RETWEETS NO FUNERAL NO RELIEF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689567243510943744)  2023-08-10T09:19Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"hot woman at club bar: What me (yelling over extremely loud music): I SAID "HEY BABE ARE YOU THE 'MAYOR OF PETE-TOWN' BECAUSE YOU REALLY (club music suddenly goes quiet) 'CHASTENED' MY 'BUTTIGIEG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689585969727770624)  2023-08-10T10:34Z 54.1K followers, 11.6K engagements


"when i run for president in [----] i intend to run on a campaign platform of "if i am ever made to experience a mild annoyance i will kiII myself on the spot". i expect to win texas as a democrat. i will also advocate bombing libya again without provocation but thats about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689602498821320704)  2023-08-10T11:40Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"uhhh i just passed by somebody's tent that is entirely consumed by flame is there anything i realistically can do in this situation to help it stop from spreading to other peoples tents because it seems just as likely that it'll explode onto me as it is doing every couple minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689614693986656256)  2023-08-10T12:28Z 54.2K followers, 11.3K engagements


"your bio says "i like the 70s" because that is when Rhodesia existed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689657173029408768)  2023-08-10T15:17Z 54.2K followers, 23.8K engagements


"seeing people spot a cybersmith take in the wild and mock him for his blue check is like watching somebody who's never heard of hitler criticize him for being southern german. it's deserved yet so far down on the list of things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689662198464077825)  2023-08-10T15:37Z 54.1K followers, 212.5K engagements


"i just wrote an unrelated tweet jokingly comparing him to hitler and i felt a bit mean for it but then this was the very first tweet i saw right afterward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1689662977279156224)  2023-08-10T15:40Z [--] followers, 22.2K engagements


"@I_Am_CyberSmith austrian is a form of southern german. they speak bavarian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689666651258789888)  2023-08-10T15:54Z 54.2K followers, 15.2K engagements


"what is Elon not allowing him to say about the irish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689674218844327937)  2023-08-10T16:25Z 54.1K followers, 73.1K engagements


"white people will unironically have some sort of name like "Douglas""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689821137667264512)  2023-08-11T02:08Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"white people love value-added taxation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1689838348511346688)  2023-08-11T03:17Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"just saw my first driverless lyft taxi here in sf. dear lord. i am never biking upon a road here ever again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690184148156325888)  2023-08-12T02:11Z 54.3K followers, [----] engagements


"i like to bike exclusively at night/very early morning because of the considerably lower volume of traffic but the fact that the night "crowd" was reliably 40-60% driverless test cars kind of negates this perceived sense of safety. it makes me feel some very butlerian things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690185416190889984)  2023-08-12T02:16Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"time dilation has gotta be my favorite drug effect aside from increased music appreciation. stacking weed and various dissociatives to get a full perceptive hour out of [--] enjoyable minutes is so overpowered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690188405211271168)  2023-08-12T02:28Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"passed by a wiry and pointy little old dog with the chillest and most fox-like energy of silently-held venerability i've ever seen off-leash walking so gently beside an old asian lady with precisely the same energy and gait. pretty sure i just saw a witch and her familiar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690191186554994688)  2023-08-12T02:39Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"my phone calls with my dad have extended in length by 2-3x ever since he got prescribed pregabalin lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690203590596706305)  2023-08-12T03:28Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Deathcore will be 100% TRANSGENDER By the year 2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690544028650225664)  2023-08-13T02:01Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"i like it when boys have there shirts off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690549307987087360)  2023-08-13T02:22Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"white people love windows 11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690555167710789632)  2023-08-13T02:45Z 54.1K followers, 18.2K engagements


"hate how dreams exist to help you internalize important information because i keep having shortness of breath irl that gets into my dreams so ill use an inhaler in the dream but it wont do shit because it's not real so all i'm internalizing is "inhalers dont work" which ISNT TRUE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1690886448315236352)  2023-08-14T00:41Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"when it is released cities skylines [--] is going to cave my skull in with a hammer. i mean this literally. i'm quite excited for such a thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691125439434252288)  2023-08-14T16:31Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"sim/strategy game autists have been in a bit of a W's drought since crusader kings [--] and microsoft flight sim [----] dropped but cities skylines [--] looks like nice wet clouds approaching fast on the horizon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691127109832552448)  2023-08-14T16:38Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"just found this pic my dad took when i was [--] of the city i spent every day building in the basement with his encouragement. He is the reason i have this kind of autism He is to blame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691228978319667200)  2023-08-14T23:23Z 54.2K followers, 29.1K engagements


""slobodan" has to be one of the goofiest white boy names of the last [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691263902024343553)  2023-08-15T01:41Z 54.2K followers, 17.5K engagements


"i'm doing god's work 🫡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691315610989535232)  2023-08-15T05:07Z 53.6K followers, 15.8K engagements


"white people love digital rights management"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691340236029317121)  2023-08-15T06:45Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"is vietnam in the global latina belt y/n. personally i have my answer from having lived in garden grove for long enough but i dont want to unduly influence the debate here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691379305618829312)  2023-08-15T09:20Z 54.2K followers, 10.6K engagements


"what are good apps or programs for sorting writing like lyrics and the like. i have a lot of fragments that i would like to be able to sort around without too much pain and i would like to no longer have all my lyrics in the notes app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691383813975547904)  2023-08-15T09:38Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"if i were some bad guy's guard or henchman i would probably sometimes say some shit like "What was that Hmm. Musta just been the wind." out of nowhere just to freak my coworkers out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691418053312131072)  2023-08-15T11:54Z 52.3K followers, 18.3K engagements


"i think a fantastic name for a little puppy dog would be "Crucible""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691710673636749726)  2023-08-16T07:17Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"i am in need of new blackgaze recommendations. does anybody have any good blackgaze they feel like sharing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691795135510802546)  2023-08-16T12:52Z 54.2K followers, 13.7K engagements


"Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691964523627053149)  2023-08-17T00:05Z 54.1K followers, 12K engagements


"reject harmful stereotypes. just because i am a communist does NOT mean i am not also interested in maximizing shareholder value and creating real solutions for clients"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1691977920754102422)  2023-08-17T00:59Z 54.2K followers, 22.3K engagements


"i know it smell crazy in there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692084154807275885)  2023-08-17T08:01Z 54.2K followers, 13.3K engagements


"time to deliver a pizza ball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692301250954678679)  2023-08-17T22:23Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"imagine tripsitting somebody when theyre doing DMT and just as it's starting to hit them and they approach the point of no return you start singing the whip nae nae song"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692305725148807256)  2023-08-17T22:41Z 54.2K followers, 13K engagements


"(la dispute - such small hands voice) i think i saw you in my sleep. Farting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692649615269433854)  2023-08-18T21:28Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"four paws and a wagging tail is how the wise and experienced men of this world identify the "dog""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692671232942965101)  2023-08-18T22:54Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"what if instead of "rate limit exceeded" this site said "grape limit exceeded" lol. like you eat too many grapes and a big alert comes up on twitter and says Grape limit exceeded. wouldnt that be crazy lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692692682106077212)  2023-08-19T00:19Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"i am no longer afraid to say it i LIKE weed ok i LIKE it there i said it i LIKE weed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692705220730462713)  2023-08-19T01:09Z 54.2K followers, 10.1K engagements


"what height do you think i am if you have to guess. don't say anything if you know the answer. i hear a wide range of answers with big gaps between them on this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1692906370578665587)  2023-08-19T14:28Z 54.2K followers, 26.2K engagements


""getting [--] texts per hour from non-californian friends asking me if i'm safe from the hurricane" type weather"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693054110667284559)  2023-08-20T00:15Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"white people have lost all their creativity within the last few years EXCEPT for when it comes to inventing excuses for why they were doing sloppy tongue action with cute little animal carcasses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693055248116379795)  2023-08-20T00:20Z 54.1K followers, 33K engagements


"@pderevere when i got here at the start of the year they were a lot more apathetic and then newsom started the big "anti fentanyl" push and suddenly it's like a switch flipped in terms of intensified harassment. the vibes outside got so much worse overnight. really evil stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693065082140254578)  2023-08-20T00:59Z 53.5K followers, [---] engagements


"can somebody who is good at the climate tell me if its good when permafrost stops being perma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693090425773654435)  2023-08-20T02:39Z 54.2K followers, 415.7K engagements


"samoyed is some of the cutest dog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693215845009477998)  2023-08-20T10:58Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"i strongly object to the television show name "everybody loves raymond". i do not love raymond. moreover i strongly object to the television show name "everybody hates chris". i do not hate chris. it would be strange for me to afford such strong feelings to people i have not met"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693426995336745005)  2023-08-21T00:57Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"thats not any of my business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693429911200141591)  2023-08-21T01:08Z 54.1K followers, 11.1K engagements


"white people love to live in "Thuringia""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693438116735160369)  2023-08-21T01:41Z 56.7K followers, [----] engagements


"white people love to be named "bup mcnett""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693463593558446411)  2023-08-21T03:22Z 52.3K followers, 26K engagements


"karl marx failed to account for how one bird's value can be doubled simply by being in a hand rather than the bush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693516332678172695)  2023-08-21T06:52Z 54.1K followers, 14.7K engagements


"white people born between the years of [----] and [----] love to say "whelp""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1693569052072120760)  2023-08-21T10:21Z 54.1K followers, 28.9K engagements


"only the humble gamer may be reasonably expected to grasp the significance behind "Wasd""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1694135193479889302)  2023-08-22T23:51Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"i think one of my most doggy traits is the fact that at any given moment theres a 70% chance that the funniest joke i can think of is "what if i went 'WOOF' really loudly""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1694136282396713406)  2023-08-22T23:55Z 53.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I know we've all been having fun with the 'Vladimir Putin' jokes lately but this isn't funny anymore. He just KILLED somebody. It's not fun anymore. He's KILLING people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1694515899758440517)  2023-08-24T01:04Z 54.2K followers, 39.5K engagements


"i wish i had screenshots of everything he responded with but it was a 12+ tweet long thread about how the numbers advantage of the chinese collective would be physically and strategically negated by their naturally shorter height"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1694577170348392930)  2023-08-24T05:07Z 53.1K followers, 251.6K engagements


"im glad the flight sim community has so many six figure professionals paid to sit at home with their thumb up their ass most of the week cause it means you get a lot of downloadable content like [---] different mods for what drink is in the cupholder of one specific aircraft model"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1694597740574220470)  2023-08-24T06:29Z 56.8K followers, 11.4K engagements


"critical support to the french government in their valuable efforts to turn a member of the french diplomatic corps into a french diplomatic corpse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695199790735233438)  2023-08-25T22:21Z 54.2K followers, 35.6K engagements


"ever since i was shown what quebecois marge simpson sounds like i can't stop vividly imagining it's her half the time i listen to any french song with harsh vocals. it torments me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695204629661786354)  2023-08-25T22:40Z 54.1K followers, 556K engagements


"Do you understand what i am going through"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695204956809351347)  2023-08-25T22:42Z 54.2K followers, 14.5K engagements


"@tdtbaa2 i found out the other day that the quebecois VAs for homer and marge are actually married irl (: i think that is cute"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695231784445956434)  2023-08-26T00:28Z 56.9K followers, [----] engagements


"i hate dumb stupid no public restroom anywhere united states america country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695251022330089910)  2023-08-26T01:45Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Gay dutch farmer: I hate nitrogenous fertilizer restrictions. But i LOVE COCK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695514046068629897)  2023-08-26T19:10Z 54.3K followers, [----] engagements


"what if there were an ancient roman statesman by the name of "Peptius Bismolicus". would you shit your pants at the news of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695531146455707961)  2023-08-26T20:18Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"shinzo abe was often known as "honest abe" due to his goodly and trustworthy nature. and they fucking shot him for it. in japan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1695707212323471549)  2023-08-27T07:57Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"i lose a noticeable amount of affection for any longtime mutual if they change both their @ and avi at the same time like when a mama bird rejects her chick if it gets another animal's scent on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1696097423058510194)  2023-08-28T09:48Z 54.2K followers, 17.5K engagements


"tricking the french into directing their culinary scorn for america against mexican cuisine rather than the black hole that is conventional american fare was a master tactical maneuver the likes of which we haven't seen since normandy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1696285770372583450)  2023-08-28T22:16Z 54.2K followers, 193.4K engagements


"white people love mouse acceleration"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1697774364123635930)  2023-09-02T00:52Z 54.1K followers, 15.6K engagements


"white people love to be named "dabo swinney""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1697973629961879924)  2023-09-02T14:03Z 52.7K followers, [----] engagements


"white people love to exist in a state of mortal terror"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1698618756032070141)  2023-09-04T08:47Z 54.2K followers, [----] engagements


"autism spectrum disorder is being afflicted with the withering realization that you were built to be paid by your tribe with nuts and berries to do strange dances in the woods rather than paid currency to do wage labor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1698851955504984252)  2023-09-05T00:14Z 54.2K followers, 22.5K engagements


"going to a machine girl show on 4-aco-dmt and being struck at once by all the strange people convulsing their bodies around you who were clearly meant to be enarei rather than doing some stupid gay shit like "paradox games" or "be into warhammer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1698852504862437671)  2023-09-05T00:16Z 54.1K followers, [----] engagements


"it's fucked up how two of our primary terms for a big corporate/political executive are "big cheese" and "fat cat". in both what he loves and what he fears the humble mouse is forced to reckon with capital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1699142753555472589)  2023-09-05T19:29Z 54.2K followers, 41.2K engagements


"a couple months ago a guy was catcalling me across an intersection going like "HEYY. HEYYY THERE PRETTY MISSY HEYYYYY" and as soon as i turned around and he saw my face he whipped his head to the left and yelled "HEYYYY." down a street that was fully deserted because it was 3am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1699617191061307537)  2023-09-07T02:54Z 54.1K followers, 77.4K engagements


"my fatass thought this said "from the river to the sea palestine will be free" 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1699910084539887770)  2023-09-07T22:18Z 53.5K followers, 12K engagements


"Leaked DeSantis Campaign Papers Reveal Campaign Pursuing New "I'm Just A Birthday Boy A Little Birthday Boy You're Not Gonna Vote For A Little Birthday Boy" Strategy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1699919279955812459)  2023-09-07T22:55Z 54.1K followers, 19.8K engagements


"i think one of the most underrated trump moments for sure was the time he referred (twice i think) to the then-president of italy (sergio mattarella) as "president mozzarella". together with "tim apple" he's entirely correct about what sort of names these people should have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699939171425804798)  2023-09-08T00:14Z [--] followers, 22.4K engagements

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