#  @PeepScript Peep Show Script Peep Show Script posts on X about mark, super, jeremy, in the the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/interactions)  - [--] Week [------] +4.60% - [--] Month [-------] +256% - [--] Months [-------] +19% - [--] Year [-------] -28% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/posts_active)  - [--] Months [--] no change - [--] Year [---] -9.20% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +0.03% - [--] Month [------] -0.09% - [--] Months [------] +0.29% - [--] Year [------] +4.80% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [stocks](/list/stocks) [countries](/list/countries) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) [finance](/list/finance) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [musicians](/list/musicians) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [currencies](/list/currencies) **Social topic influence** [mark](/topic/mark) #2060, [super](/topic/super), [jeremy](/topic/jeremy), [in the](/topic/in-the), [murder](/topic/murder), [turkey](/topic/turkey), [if you](/topic/if-you), [johnson](/topic/johnson), [twins](/topic/twins), [secret](/topic/secret) **Top assets mentioned** [BlackBerry Limited (BB)](/topic/blackberry) [pizzacoin (PIZZACOIN)](/topic/pizza) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Robot Consulting Co., Ltd. (LAWR)](/topic/robot) [Grin (GRIN)](/topic/grin) [MongCoin (MONG)](/topic/mong) [Helium (HNT)](/topic/helium) [MUSTARD (MUSTARD)](/topic/mustard) [Decimal (DEL)](/topic/decimal) [SMILEY (SMILEY)](/topic/smiley) [Ferrari N.V. (RACE)](/topic/ferrari) [April (APRIL)](/topic/april) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Megan: .And you hide behind this mask of like slacker bullshit like the fact you've never done anything with your life is some kind of Gen X lifestyle choice when really. it's just because you're a small talentless worm" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1515653675036942337) 2022-04-17T11:29Z 19.3K followers, [--] engagements "Mark: And would an aggressive campaign to claim shared credit for the lyrics on a little bit of song on an internet football video make you look like a winner would you say" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1521776981150416896) 2022-05-04T09:01Z 19.3K followers, [--] engagements "Sophie appears coming through a door at the end of the hallway" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1540588749607866369) 2022-06-25T06:52Z 19K followers, [--] engagements "Nancy: Jeremy I come from America. I've seen the problems race brings up. turns and presents herself doggy-style Now fuck me and pretend I'm your mom" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1565807937632731136) 2022-09-02T21:04Z 19.3K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: (Out with the artificial limb the salary man keyboard. In with the dominator the Death Star. Yeah Dobby I'll summon her in later. Er Dobby I seem to be having a server problem. Could you have a fiddle I think the problem is in my pants.) Oh Jeff" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1674570143924404225) 2023-06-30T00:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Mark: Sorry. (Maybe this is what it'll be like after the apocalypse. Wandering around depressed shooting children for fun.) Dobby I had no idea you came here. (Every other Sunday when live action role play's off season.)" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1678503664724393984) 2023-07-10T20:38Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (He's never dated. He just ruts like a hog.) Sophie can I just say. I know it's a heavy time for all of us and we all need to unwind but. dope plus baby doesn't that equal career in the Argos stockroom" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1679007487704350720) 2023-07-12T06:07Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Really OK. "Fuck you Bush. Fuck you Bush It's time to get out of Iraq Bush. What were you even doing there in the first place Bush You didn't even get properly elected Bush. Are you happy now Bush Fuck you Bush"" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1766193277387080130) 2024-03-08T20:04Z 17.2K followers, 20.4K engagements "Mark: It's remarkable isn't it That out of the three billion adult women in the world your one true soulmate happens conveniently to live in the same block of flats as you rather than say in a village in Mozambique" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1769234702836068860) 2024-03-17T05:29Z 17.3K followers, 28.6K engagements "Jeremy: Mm Oh God yes (OK I'm doing it now. Let's roll.) Bread really is excellent isn't it Nice and dense. I love you very much. Mark actually got some bread recently that was made from spelt flour" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1769552687597543792) 2024-03-18T02:33Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: I got you your favorite bread. Impson's bread" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1770294350091522384) 2024-03-20T03:40Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Wow. Four-way sex on a pallet of dishwasher salt. You're right that is about the most erotic thing I can imagine" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1771371687168159798) 2024-03-23T03:01Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements "Alan: Don't thank me. Thank the Microsoft Office Family. PowerPoint Excel and Word. The three amigos" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1777360873603932565) 2024-04-08T15:40Z 17.3K followers, 11.3K engagements "Mark: Go ape I don't want people going ape Jeremy. Because there's a missing word isn't there Ape-shit. Anyway I haven't got time for this. I need you to start assembling an enormous salad" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1779463809163297095) 2024-04-14T10:56Z 17.4K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: (She's so suggestible like a sexy robot anyone can hack into and program. There it goes. Lesbian kiss and no one minds. Where have all the homophobes gone when you need them God people are so fickle.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1783185728316268621) 2024-04-24T17:26Z 17.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (What a car crash of a picnic. Gail and Elena's London friends thin gruel. They must be half hating themselves for having to invite me and half despising me for turning up.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1785364626932167046) 2024-04-30T17:44Z 17.6K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: The twins. I'm always going on about me twins aren't I" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1785697510037618817) 2024-05-01T15:47Z 19.9K followers, 26.6K engagements "Mark: I don't think you've ever previously mentioned the twins" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1785712643195502887) 2024-05-01T16:47Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: 'Course I have. The twins. The fuckin' twins I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here I've got 'em on me phone. Oh hold on have I Ah I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins Oh that is that is shitty. Where are the bloody twins" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1785727768438661174) 2024-05-01T17:47Z 19.9K followers, 67.6K engagements "Mark: So I wanted interest rates to fall to historic lows and they did. That doesn't make me the governor of the Bank of England" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1786711222882120034) 2024-05-04T10:55Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements "Sophie: Look I'm sorry to call like this but um I think I might be going into labour" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1787467650680905877) 2024-05-06T13:01Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: .Right I'm just gonna nip in there persuade her not to get married convince her that I'm the guy for her quick bit of how's-your-father not murder anyone back in five off to the hospital. Cushty" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1787830842925981909) 2024-05-07T13:04Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements "Sophie: Can you fetch the TENS machine Mark it's really starting to-" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1789573194204008683) 2024-05-12T08:27Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: OK pretty tough but I managed it. I said listen you do things our way. My birth partner has requested this and I don't care if I have to take it to the very top of the GMC got it" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1790314239875289212) 2024-05-14T09:32Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: (Finally I'm in pole position. Ben checks out I check in. I mean I definitely definitely hope he doesn't but if he does then-) Jez sees Ben's toe twitch Urgh" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1792824507666665500) 2024-05-21T07:47Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Er. (No Do you want to do some credit rating or work in a Mexican restaurant Let's stick to our jobs) Do people normally-" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1793463577367417329) 2024-05-23T02:06Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (.Maybe my son can sort climate change. He might figure out cold fusion Not as one of the main guys that's unrealistic but in an administrative capacity.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1793554304046969053) 2024-05-23T08:07Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements "Ben: You'll be focused on keeping the portal ticking over but you'll get a little pot for developing new artists" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1794672161392595318) 2024-05-26T10:09Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: (Yes Shakira I'm Jeremy and you're actually very much too poppy for my taste but it you suck this I might put you out on my label.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1794747893099766157) 2024-05-26T15:10Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Um right yeah good point. (This is it this is my Yalta. Dobby's Poland I'm wily Stalin. Out-foxing sickly FDR.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1795610272238907861) 2024-05-29T00:17Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark shows Jez a picture of Dobby and Gerard together on Facebook" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1796169779729858766) 2024-05-30T13:20Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Zahra: Yeah but you told me you're a poet and then you couldn't find your exercise books so. wow Jez I love musicians" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1797592232318419104) 2024-06-03T11:32Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Ben: Forget the band I'm not signing these twats" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1797683207904874721) 2024-06-03T17:34Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: We've got salt" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1799649244787229070) 2024-06-09T03:46Z 18.1K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: I'm not gonna go necking fucking salt straight from the shaker Mark. I'm not mad. Right fucking laters. I'm gonna sprint to Londis" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1799664355383910571) 2024-06-09T04:46Z 18.2K followers, 10.7K engagements "Super Hans: Crack" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1802838193525424278) 2024-06-17T22:58Z 19.9K followers, 36.6K engagements "Mark: . all this Gothic nonsense is and how it inevitably has to give way to real life and real love" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1803004405966410024) 2024-06-18T09:58Z 18.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: You can't waste the bar on pizza" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1804471308362670254) 2024-06-22T11:07Z 18.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Because it's an emergency And in an emergency you watch breaking news and count your tins of butter beans. You don't sit in the garden and put on Kiss FM" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1804864351985094877) 2024-06-23T13:09Z 18.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Still locked double-locked. Can I get the key" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1808085335345111306) 2024-07-02T10:28Z 18.3K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: You did it man Did you do a parachute roll" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1808282036773290051) 2024-07-02T23:30Z 18.3K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: I thought you were getting the turkey" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1809445857839755503) 2024-07-06T04:34Z 18.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: You what No turkey You fucking idiot Jeremy you total fucking idiot That was your job you fucking moron You cretin You're a fuckhead That's what you are a fucking shit head" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1809460986044178895) 2024-07-06T05:34Z 19.9K followers, 51K engagements "Dobby: Oh well that sounds nice can't go wrong with precious metals 'cause when civilisation collapses I can use it to barter my way out of sexual assaults" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1809717936979931157) 2024-07-06T22:35Z 18.6K followers, 10.1K engagements "Mark: (Jeans for Christmas at least it's not hot pants and her ironic "IPood" t-shirt.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1810564178832220305) 2024-07-09T06:38Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Just grin and take it.) I guess" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1815326009660485917) 2024-07-22T10:00Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: I don't mind where long as it's safe. I just want to be in a controlled environment. Have a Coke and a tuna sandwich. Just mong out to some Snow Patrol" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1816354186298069248) 2024-07-25T06:05Z 18.5K followers, 17.1K engagements "Gerard: This is a private party for live-action role-players and affiliates of the International Fantasy Gaming Society" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1818018233028390927) 2024-07-29T20:18Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Jesus. Life. Spinning past. Every second every single fleeting moment till we're gone. I'm taking a look at my phone tariff. I've got a very strong feeling I'm being fucked in the arse.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1822169900539887789) 2024-08-10T07:15Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Third place we've been to. Feels like she's still seeing more of him than me. Funeral parlour massage parlour. Those are the main parlours aren't they What's their link Both lying down Except pizza parlour) Hey guys this one feel right" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1822200105681744020) 2024-08-10T09:15Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: .Yes I mean why don't I just give you the stories the highlights Aberdeen the Finnemore numbers tube up the nose But so noble. World of Warcraft huge for him. JLB obviously which I think Alan hit. (Sum up time to sum up.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1822849567584288920) 2024-08-12T04:16Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Dobby: I don't think so. This is a football cake" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1823121437298741374) 2024-08-12T22:16Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Mark today is the day I worked out I am not currently a very successful musician" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1823332913523405104) 2024-08-13T12:16Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Yeah exactly. (Appearing on "I'm a Celebrity" is not the same as winning an Olympic gold medal.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1824813206306463759) 2024-08-17T14:19Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Greg: Yeah no don't worry about the book. Book's. book's great. Thing is we've actually just had some bad news from Denmark" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1826157398349758610) 2024-08-21T07:20Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Greg: It's where we get our books printed. And in the last week the paper costs have just. skyrocketed. It's the Euro" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1826187602384322633) 2024-08-21T09:20Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: So thinking about the book launch. Cash bar but I might provide nuts. Salted or dry roasted though Salted a classic everyone loves salt but expensive in the quantities I want to provide. It's tricky" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1826806874701787301) 2024-08-23T02:21Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: The situation in Denmark is deteriorating That's a fact Ink shortage But if I move quickly BL might be able to get me some. They have a guy in Hamburg" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1826867280879218772) 2024-08-23T06:21Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: No uh it's gonna be a good night I reckon. Yeah So Jez listen I'm just gonna go home out the fire escape or the window but would you ask the pub man if I can have my deposit back and would you tell everyone I've made a horrible mistake Goodbye" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1827531826379808915) 2024-08-25T02:21Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: There's a quarter there. If you weigh it it will appear to come in light 'cause it's helium weed" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1828679852163035289) 2024-08-28T06:23Z 19.3K followers, 10.1K engagements "Jeremy: Yes. What you sometimes think you should do is what you should do. That's at the very core of the Usbourne philosophy. (Kiss my cheeks Dr. Freud. I'm on fire.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1829223575296823767) 2024-08-29T18:24Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Of course they're a band" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1830386504717209652) 2024-09-01T23:25Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: Jez What the bloody hell Hang on are you a secret yellow Are you a double agent" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1832924834126344446) 2024-09-08T23:31Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Uh-oh need to shut this down.) You think Your life isn't just swimming with dolphins and climbing Machu Picchu though is it It's everything. Just drinking my delicious tea in this nice local caf is living my life" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1833242002952983017) 2024-09-09T20:32Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Are you sure that's Dulux Heritage Just it's all in unmarked tins" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1834123152667877696) 2024-09-12T06:53Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Fine I am aware that that's not the real slang by the way" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1834697163651109166) 2024-09-13T20:54Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: I met a woman who's interesting in investing in it. An older woman" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1835831694672187536) 2024-09-17T00:02Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Andy: My thoughts get all speeded up. I just want to get it punched out of me" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1836360309079973918) 2024-09-18T11:03Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: 10-4 good buddy. Text me tonight if things get heavy in case I need to spin Dobby a bigger lie" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1836435825216610318) 2024-09-18T16:03Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (.What's this "Be cous I heart you". Dobby's love note. And there's even a little bit of horrible cous cous stuck to it. Shit. I feel like Alec Guinness at the end of Bridge on the River Kwai. What have I done)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1836843582201720987) 2024-09-19T19:03Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Anyway I've only been promoted to travelling salesman. I haven't won the Japanese Grand Prix. Although that's probably a damn sight easier than getting Dobby to move in here.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1838006514377773276) 2024-09-23T00:04Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Or you just say celebrities are doing it whatever it is that always works. (Since Johnny Rotten started doing Country Life I've been buttering like a bastard.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1839758478182678608) 2024-09-27T20:06Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Right so. interestingly (come on think of a celebrity. Not the Queen that's too obvious.) Jools Holland has got that one" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1839818884548833749) 2024-09-28T00:06Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mr. Franks: They're not actually for sale" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1839909495016751245) 2024-09-28T06:06Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Sarah: How's your food Joshie Did Mummy do well Yes Mummy's doing very well. Do you like the man Mummy got us He's funny isn't he Yes he's very funny" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1840785469203739009) 2024-09-30T16:07Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Sorry guys. I- I was going to you know kick it up the other end and just put one right in their fucking goal hole but no dice. So I hear something big might be happening for you guys on the other side of the pond" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1844047699294765475) 2024-10-09T16:10Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: I am the very last person on this train who would lend you money Jeremy. Currently the very thing that would solve all my problems is you dying of thirst" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1845137981666885742) 2024-10-12T16:22Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: An honourable man would have become a monk or chopped his nuts off or gone to Morocco and become a paedo or a charity worker" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1845394748548276700) 2024-10-13T09:22Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Look I think we need a cooling-off period. Just go back to London find out what Nancy's up to watch some pornos have a couple of gay flings and then at the end of two weeks if you still feel the same then maybe you can say something" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1845651534073258161) 2024-10-14T02:23Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (I need a wee too but I will continue resisting. My bladder is not so easily the master of me young Jedi.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1846210337172844795) 2024-10-15T15:23Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Dobby Dobby (Fucking hell)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1847173123382104099) 2024-10-18T07:09Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Jerry: Yeah I've just split from my ex. She was a miner from Moldova a gold miner. So me and Mark are the Rebound Brothers. Boing" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1848854583290040516) 2024-10-22T22:30Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Finally working at a bank and banks have turned into phone shops. But it is still a bank. I'm the Wolf of Wall Street. Look out Boots I'm going to buy a hundred meal deals and eat them off a prossie in the nude.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1849594618246992175) 2024-10-24T23:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: It's pretty good yeah. And you'd only need to repay two percent of the capital a month. (If you want the loan to last a hundred and eighty-four years.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1849851365100494967) 2024-10-25T16:31Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: It's a credit rating especially for people like you. (The terminally ill and criminals who might flee to Thailand.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1849972197521002917) 2024-10-26T00:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Ooh I've got a credit rating" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1849987298944819347) 2024-10-26T01:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Heh-heh everyone trusts the pathetic worm. It's good to be a pathetic worm.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1856867190743630078) 2024-11-14T01:10Z 19K followers, 16.6K engagements "Super Hans: Relax there are three of us. If they try anything just whip out a bootlace and take 'em out from behind nice and easy" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1857123926649757703) 2024-11-14T18:10Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Do not murder him" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1857576468282216509) 2024-11-16T00:08Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Frank: Did you tell him to murder us" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1857621770552959184) 2024-11-16T03:08Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: No no I said not to murder you" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1857636871418818944) 2024-11-16T04:08Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Gregory punches Mark in the face" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1859799251246514317) 2024-11-22T03:21Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Ah please don't punch me. I wish you both well. I wish you both well" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1859814353362411632) 2024-11-22T04:21Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Gregory punches Mark in the face again" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1859829454505128124) 2024-11-22T05:21Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: You know I've always been a bit gay. I've always liked a bit of that. Like with Pej in Darty" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1860516120077156368) 2024-11-24T02:49Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: You and Pej" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1860538770912686215) 2024-11-24T04:19Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: I have a long and varied list of regrets Jeremy but not being pulled off by Pej isn't one of them" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1860584075712397660) 2024-11-24T07:19Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Hi I love the Ottoman Empire I think I feel an affinity because some ingeniously savage children at my secondary school called me the "sick man of Europe." Sorry TMI" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1861580883070742708) 2024-11-27T01:20Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Hello resentment my old friend. I've come to stoke you up again.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1862305879292322262) 2024-11-29T01:21Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: You didn't mention the husband you dark filthy dirty horse" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1863914381194485946) 2024-12-03T11:53Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Beans are not pasta sauce" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1864118278747996262) 2024-12-04T01:23Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: I'm gonna have to keep my eyes open all night. Is that possible (I can do this. I can do this all night. Oh I can't do this.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1864798092454773198) 2024-12-05T22:24Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Angus: As a penance I went to live with the monks on Mount Athos for three months" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1867007815119769968) 2024-12-12T00:45Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Of course of course you do" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1867619469045940651) 2024-12-13T17:15Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Fine. If it comes at me again I'm not hitting it" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1869325724626075907) 2024-12-18T10:15Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Now Mark. Steal his wife while he fetches the Vectra.) So April there's a- there's a talk on at the British Academy on Friday and Andrew Roberts is doing a jam on World War I trench letters. (Love amongst the mustard gas.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1869552264802644248) 2024-12-19T01:16Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements "Megan: .And you hide behind this mask of like slacker bullshit like the fact you've never done anything with your life is some kind of Gen X lifestyle choice when really. it's just because you're a small talentless worm" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1869982655665569940) 2024-12-20T05:46Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: Just up here. They've got a fruity. I call it the Isa 'cause it's basically my pension plan. Go in there twice a week and bleed it like a radiator. I've actually got cramp in my hand from hitting the ten pound repeater so many times" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1870730222577787045) 2024-12-22T07:16Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: Well there's a decimal place after the first three figures" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1871296614129598705) 2024-12-23T20:47Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: That's not from me Jeremy. That's from the bank. It's a standard loan statement" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1872565178849538545) 2024-12-27T08:48Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: You never should have sold me that loan Mark. You were exploiting me. Well guess what I've got one word for you. Ombudsman" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1872678449199919150) 2024-12-27T16:18Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Sure. Sure it might. Well let me just enter your details into the system. (Look at me. I'm "entering his details into the system". Telephone telephone sunglasses smiley face crucifix and "enter.") Oh Angus your credit rating is frankly sub-Grecian" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1874196163483619702) 2024-12-31T20:49Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy's phone rings" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1875158714585375197) 2025-01-03T12:34Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Do a Prince Philip and I'll go and tackle the robber or whatever" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1875317274137055252) 2025-01-03T23:04Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: And would an aggressive campaign to claim shared credit for the lyrics on a little bit of song on an internet football video make you look like a winner would you say" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1877801470554251622) 2025-01-10T19:35Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: No mate I'm straight edge now. I walk the line. Molly won't even let me live stream the Spurs" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1878707564432470514) 2025-01-13T07:36Z 19K followers, 12.8K engagements "Jeremy: OK I'm going to lick these apples and put his bank card in the freezer. You start swapping the CDs into the wrong cases" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1878979396041674945) 2025-01-14T01:36Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: So many choices Periclean Athens Egypt under Ramesses the first the Ziggurat of Ur God" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1879251218469372341) 2025-01-14T19:36Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: You brought a snake to a children's play centre" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1880451748319371349) 2025-01-18T03:06Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Yes well that's just how I roll. (Finally I'm the Ferrari and he's the fucking Volvo.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1880995380587815388) 2025-01-19T15:07Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Sophie: But I don't have a fucking Mazda. Sorry I've got a fucking Micra. I've made my decision. Dad might think it's mental. Everyone might think it's mental" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1881878792156717357) 2025-01-22T01:37Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Ian (Oh this is murder on my back.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1882014705247490096) 2025-01-22T10:37Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: OK you have a lie down in the ball pit. I'll find Ian and then we'll have a big chat about everything. (A big chat during which I'll reverse out of our agreement as elegantly as a man backing his car into the entire peloton of the Tour de France.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1882286518179348862) 2025-01-23T04:37Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: I haven't forgiven you by the way" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1887035893426384906) 2025-02-05T07:09Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "April: The truth is I- I do have feelings" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1888032579237896471) 2025-02-08T01:10Z 19K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Of course she's giving you the book-off. Women don't want your hands under their bottoms Mark. That's been established. That's a given. She sat on it officer it was an accident. Of course it was now get in with the nonces.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1892429514589786524) 2025-02-20T04:22Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Boy: Oi mate can I have some of your Coke" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1892520119558984080) 2025-02-20T10:22Z 19.9K followers, 31.5K engagements "Super Hans: To bartender Pint of Guinness please no logo on the foam" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1894827869618008576) 2025-02-26T19:12Z 19.9K followers, 33.7K engagements "Mark: (Ha What an idiotic boob. He's out I'm in. Now what's my shtick Yeah.) You know the Red Army shot sixteen thousand of their own men at Stalingrad" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1897614060780159436) 2025-03-06T11:43Z 19.4K followers, 13.1K engagements "Jeff: Mark You're in the stationery cupboard" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1903831116827496521) 2025-03-23T15:28Z 19.3K followers, 13.9K engagements "Jez: Er I've done quite a lot actually. I mean not formal filing but alphabeti-ba-cising the videos doing the spices. I suppose what I'd want to do is build on that experience in a professional zone. Sphere. I meant sphere" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1904420072170410478) 2025-03-25T06:28Z 19.3K followers, 10.9K engagements "Johnson: And then I'm going to make you feel like you're a turkey fucker. Why Because I'm a big man and you're a shit heel right" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1912488358913139172) 2025-04-16T12:48Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Me and Johnson Johnson and me. We only met a fortnight ago. Everything's happening so fast) That sounds. I don't know what to say. That sounds amazing" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1914572295751770134) 2025-04-22T06:49Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Johnson: Women. Does a balance sheet ever come crying and saying it needs time to think about things" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1915614253446320243) 2025-04-25T03:50Z 19.4K followers, 17.1K engagements "Johnson: He likes it in a business class seat of a Virgin Atlantic flight to New York City. He likes it with" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1918422995619422500) 2025-05-02T21:50Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Jez: Not so much A to B to C but more sort of A to D and then back to A and then to X You know just better. Like your first CD" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1923874346939908606) 2025-05-17T22:52Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Jez: How could it possibly have been for my own good" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1925710949995942293) 2025-05-23T00:30Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Ray: Mostly they just eat my wine gums and look embarrassed" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1928001753896693940) 2025-05-29T08:13Z 19.4K followers, [---] engagements "At a community centre Mark and Jeremy are walking down a hall toward Sophie's dance class" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1937042954922668294) 2025-06-23T07:00Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: (Jesus. Mark's such a honky. I'm definitely the alpha-est male here. starts looking around the room at all the other men He's probably here for community service. He looks like he's actually getting a bonk on. I'm definitely king of the hippie jungle.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1937292136111657345) 2025-06-23T23:30Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "A beautiful young dancing blonde suddenly appears in front of Jez" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1937337440122925169) 2025-06-24T02:30Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: still awkwardly dancing alone (I'm not really here it's research. I'm Louis Theroux. I'm Louis Theroux.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1937498822726353206) 2025-06-24T13:11Z 19.5K followers, 11.3K engagements "Nancy: Don't move a muscle. Now we hold this moment for as long as we can in total silence. she brings her fingers to her lips then to Jez's lips as he struggles to control himself" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1938019811134468146) 2025-06-25T23:41Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: squeezes stress ball vigorously (Maybe I should try tapping her phone.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1938404885243760746) 2025-06-27T01:11Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Look Jez what I'm trying to say is so for better for worse the '60s happened and now sex is fine. But can't we take the best of that the nice music the colours the "I have dream" et cetera but not have to face the. squalor" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1938812594120282536) 2025-06-28T04:11Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: turns to grab his electric toothbrush and toothpaste from the sink" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1938835244997542118) 2025-06-28T05:41Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Nancy: We're breaking a taboo of course it feels wrong. We've got boundaries to smash Jeremy. It's our duty to God Shiva NASDAQ whatever you want to call him" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1938993804805095433) 2025-06-28T16:12Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "Nancy: Well that's when I decided to live in the open 24/7. No more crap: crap sex crap relationships" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1939718640393187376) 2025-06-30T16:12Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "A splash is heard as Gwyn jumps into the lake to join the others. Mark is still on the dock with pants on" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1940787127102406740) 2025-07-03T14:58Z 19.4K followers, [---] engagements "Mark and Sophie are outside the cabin walking along the dock and looking at the lake at dusk" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1942078235648348319) 2025-07-07T04:28Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements "A gathering of people in an outdoor courtyard" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1942803077486035055) 2025-07-09T04:28Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: A bit of crack" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1942984284169474133) 2025-07-09T16:28Z 19.7K followers, 18.5K engagements "Super Hans: Relax it's not Blue Peter. Just a nice little relaxing smoke of crack" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943029589078425902) 2025-07-09T19:28Z 19.5K followers, 15.2K engagements "Mark: (Saturday shift I thought we had people in Ireland to do this for us. Lovely trustworthy voices.) . I can call back at a more convenient- OK bye" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943392009386856736) 2025-07-10T19:28Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (He hasn't got any massage oil. He's trying to make me obsess about massage oil. And it's worked. Break with the newbie will be a pain fest trying to chat. Maybe I'll say I'm very upset and go and sit on the loo and just never explain.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943505266097434838) 2025-07-11T02:58Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements "At Gog's flat Gog and Jez sit listening to Jez's track" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943826342241316871) 2025-07-12T00:14Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: (I can't believe I'm pitching to Gog. I hope he doesn't know it was me who did the shit in his mum's airing cupboard. Please like my music you lanky wanker Please please let me do the music for your Honda film.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943848992716038483) 2025-07-12T01:44Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements "Gog picks up a remote and turns the music off" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943871643329188187) 2025-07-12T03:14Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements "Gog: Want another beer" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943894293971636297) 2025-07-12T04:44Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements "Gog: Hey you know what I fancy right now A kebab. Will you go down and get me a kebab" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1944030202885030280) 2025-07-12T13:44Z 19.7K followers, 23.4K engagements "Gog: I want a kebab" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1944075505398899021) 2025-07-12T16:44Z 19.9K followers, 26.9K engagements "Daryl: And they're treating it as a racial incident Bloody hell next you won't be able to get a black coffee from the coffee machine" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1944573846624821467) 2025-07-14T01:45Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Crack I've got company" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1945072168401801310) 2025-07-15T10:45Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: It's not all right. Bring us three pilau rice and four peshwari naans please. I've shared enough rice with you Mark. I'm in the big league now" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1945593143958589446) 2025-07-16T21:15Z 19.9K followers, 28K engagements "Daryl: Three more beers for the Three Musketeers eh they stack fists in the centre of the table Ooh Aaaaah" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1945774352877658348) 2025-07-17T09:15Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Look no all right That's not shit but just no. Super Hans lights up his crack pipe Hans you realise we've only got thirty-nine minutes left" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1946204731631657413) 2025-07-18T13:45Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Yeah I don't normally go there. They've always got that wog box on" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1947203290795504125) 2025-07-21T07:53Z 19.8K followers, 10.6K engagements "Jeremy: You're sure he's a proper you know it wasn't just racist. horseplay" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1947407170036719646) 2025-07-21T21:23Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements "Gog: Look Jeremy I've told you it's out of my hands now. The Honda people are very hard to please" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1949491100508393897) 2025-07-27T15:24Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: It's not going to be Honda" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1949830866491838466) 2025-07-28T13:54Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: Could be Honda" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1949853517633425553) 2025-07-28T15:24Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements "Gog: Hello Honda Oh really Oh well that's great news. I'm so pleased. Dave call the police There's people here they're trying to kill me they're trying to kill me" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1949898820847907089) 2025-07-28T18:24Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Yeah so lately it's got really bad. I've been on the rum and Coke. (More) And vodka and gin. All mixed up. It's not even a proper cocktail it's just made-up" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1953749525673234760) 2025-08-08T09:26Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: (What's so great about sex anyway It's all in the mind. Her soft skin is just a big bag full of kidneys and mucus and half-digested bits of pie. I bet she's got really nice kidneys. Oh yeah I'd fuck those kidneys real good.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1953840136753500362) 2025-08-08T15:26Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: I didn't even want it. Sophie bought it for me. I asked for a Coke" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1955221863409353159) 2025-08-12T10:56Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: The secret ingredient is crime" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1956648882848342289) 2025-08-16T09:27Z 19.9K followers, 27.5K engagements "Shop man: You're a friend of April's" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1957011300686463434) 2025-08-17T09:27Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Shop man: No it's just well obviously April's at university now" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1957056602210501030) 2025-08-17T12:27Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Ah Of course. Of course she is. We were talking about that last time I saw her. OK thanks. (Do a Columbo do a Columbo) Just remind me which university was it April's gone to again" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1957079252861432133) 2025-08-17T13:57Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Oh all the biggies: Southampton Dartmouth Plymouth" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1957441673400562002) 2025-08-18T13:57Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "April: Wow. Who's your tutor" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1958234474090541542) 2025-08-20T18:27Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "April: After you" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1958347727986642993) 2025-08-21T01:57Z 19.8K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: We murder Mr Rashid. What is it with you and stealing and murdering today You're mad on it" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1960567562653085959) 2025-08-27T04:58Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Woohoo. Great cheer up mate. We're outlaws. Out on the lam. Like Bonnie and Clyde Butch and Sundance" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1960680815773319264) 2025-08-27T12:28Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements "April: So which one's your dorm" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1962107836499943883) 2025-08-31T10:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark continues: .Anyway I'm just down in Dartmouth at the moment with a lovely young student girl things are going pretty well. I just made the move which went brilliantly and so now we're probably gonna go to bed. Anyway see you tomorrow bye" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1962628818281099423) 2025-09-01T21:29Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (I have entered the abyss. I have bought a house in the abyss. I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1966529300191912063) 2025-09-12T15:48Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (.I'll just go for these. Coloured. Least that'll make him look faintly ridiculous. Heh I win In the most minor way possible.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1968516730453389623) 2025-09-18T03:25Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Why Sex slavery Murder clear-up)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1971189611654226227) 2025-09-25T12:26Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: Yeah no you're right much more believable. Jamie Lee Curtis born a hermaphrodite. True or false" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1971914442985054328) 2025-09-27T12:26Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: Yeah but I was in charge of the buttons Mark. I drew a line. You crossed that line. I'm gonna have to have a think about you I don't think you could be trusted in a combat situation" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1972140962580144332) 2025-09-28T03:27Z 19.9K followers, 18.7K engagements "Mark: 'Love life' may be a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1972435423990341671) 2025-09-28T22:57Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Who needs to go off to Amsterdam paint balling in a go-kart You know That is such bullshit" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1972729891800940587) 2025-09-29T18:27Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Super Hans has taken four grams of coke to relax him for his speech" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1974338242796204492) 2025-10-04T04:58Z 19.9K followers, 12.4K engagements "Mark continues: .Or so the cynics may say. But I say to those cynics listen cynics this is the modern world and just because it's new and strange and unnerving doesn't mean it's not brilliant. In Ancient Rome they had Cupid. In modern days it's the Home Office" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1974519453191712920) 2025-10-04T16:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Get some Jim Carrey DVDs" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1976150319668072939) 2025-10-09T04:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Toni: Tony ran for the hills. He's at home in Lincoln getting his tummy rubbed by lovely Mummy" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1977260231215202552) 2025-10-12T06:29Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Megan: .And you hide behind this mask of like slacker bullshit like the fact you've never done anything with your life is some kind of Gen X lifestyle choice when really. it's just because you're a small talentless worm"
X Link 2022-04-17T11:29Z 19.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Mark: And would an aggressive campaign to claim shared credit for the lyrics on a little bit of song on an internet football video make you look like a winner would you say"
X Link 2022-05-04T09:01Z 19.3K followers, [--] engagements
"Sophie appears coming through a door at the end of the hallway"
X Link 2022-06-25T06:52Z 19K followers, [--] engagements
"Nancy: Jeremy I come from America. I've seen the problems race brings up. turns and presents herself doggy-style Now fuck me and pretend I'm your mom"
X Link 2022-09-02T21:04Z 19.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: (Out with the artificial limb the salary man keyboard. In with the dominator the Death Star. Yeah Dobby I'll summon her in later. Er Dobby I seem to be having a server problem. Could you have a fiddle I think the problem is in my pants.) Oh Jeff"
X Link 2023-06-30T00:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Mark: Sorry. (Maybe this is what it'll be like after the apocalypse. Wandering around depressed shooting children for fun.) Dobby I had no idea you came here. (Every other Sunday when live action role play's off season.)"
X Link 2023-07-10T20:38Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (He's never dated. He just ruts like a hog.) Sophie can I just say. I know it's a heavy time for all of us and we all need to unwind but. dope plus baby doesn't that equal career in the Argos stockroom"
X Link 2023-07-12T06:07Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Really OK. "Fuck you Bush. Fuck you Bush It's time to get out of Iraq Bush. What were you even doing there in the first place Bush You didn't even get properly elected Bush. Are you happy now Bush Fuck you Bush""
X Link 2024-03-08T20:04Z 17.2K followers, 20.4K engagements
"Mark: It's remarkable isn't it That out of the three billion adult women in the world your one true soulmate happens conveniently to live in the same block of flats as you rather than say in a village in Mozambique"
X Link 2024-03-17T05:29Z 17.3K followers, 28.6K engagements
"Jeremy: Mm Oh God yes (OK I'm doing it now. Let's roll.) Bread really is excellent isn't it Nice and dense. I love you very much. Mark actually got some bread recently that was made from spelt flour"
X Link 2024-03-18T02:33Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: I got you your favorite bread. Impson's bread"
X Link 2024-03-20T03:40Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Wow. Four-way sex on a pallet of dishwasher salt. You're right that is about the most erotic thing I can imagine"
X Link 2024-03-23T03:01Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Alan: Don't thank me. Thank the Microsoft Office Family. PowerPoint Excel and Word. The three amigos"
X Link 2024-04-08T15:40Z 17.3K followers, 11.3K engagements
"Mark: Go ape I don't want people going ape Jeremy. Because there's a missing word isn't there Ape-shit. Anyway I haven't got time for this. I need you to start assembling an enormous salad"
X Link 2024-04-14T10:56Z 17.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: (She's so suggestible like a sexy robot anyone can hack into and program. There it goes. Lesbian kiss and no one minds. Where have all the homophobes gone when you need them God people are so fickle.)"
X Link 2024-04-24T17:26Z 17.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (What a car crash of a picnic. Gail and Elena's London friends thin gruel. They must be half hating themselves for having to invite me and half despising me for turning up.)"
X Link 2024-04-30T17:44Z 17.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: The twins. I'm always going on about me twins aren't I"
X Link 2024-05-01T15:47Z 19.9K followers, 26.6K engagements
"Mark: I don't think you've ever previously mentioned the twins"
X Link 2024-05-01T16:47Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: 'Course I have. The twins. The fuckin' twins I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here I've got 'em on me phone. Oh hold on have I Ah I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins Oh that is that is shitty. Where are the bloody twins"
X Link 2024-05-01T17:47Z 19.9K followers, 67.6K engagements
"Mark: So I wanted interest rates to fall to historic lows and they did. That doesn't make me the governor of the Bank of England"
X Link 2024-05-04T10:55Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Sophie: Look I'm sorry to call like this but um I think I might be going into labour"
X Link 2024-05-06T13:01Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: .Right I'm just gonna nip in there persuade her not to get married convince her that I'm the guy for her quick bit of how's-your-father not murder anyone back in five off to the hospital. Cushty"
X Link 2024-05-07T13:04Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Sophie: Can you fetch the TENS machine Mark it's really starting to-"
X Link 2024-05-12T08:27Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: OK pretty tough but I managed it. I said listen you do things our way. My birth partner has requested this and I don't care if I have to take it to the very top of the GMC got it"
X Link 2024-05-14T09:32Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: (Finally I'm in pole position. Ben checks out I check in. I mean I definitely definitely hope he doesn't but if he does then-) Jez sees Ben's toe twitch Urgh"
X Link 2024-05-21T07:47Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Er. (No Do you want to do some credit rating or work in a Mexican restaurant Let's stick to our jobs) Do people normally-"
X Link 2024-05-23T02:06Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (.Maybe my son can sort climate change. He might figure out cold fusion Not as one of the main guys that's unrealistic but in an administrative capacity.)"
X Link 2024-05-23T08:07Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Ben: You'll be focused on keeping the portal ticking over but you'll get a little pot for developing new artists"
X Link 2024-05-26T10:09Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: (Yes Shakira I'm Jeremy and you're actually very much too poppy for my taste but it you suck this I might put you out on my label.)"
X Link 2024-05-26T15:10Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Um right yeah good point. (This is it this is my Yalta. Dobby's Poland I'm wily Stalin. Out-foxing sickly FDR.)"
X Link 2024-05-29T00:17Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark shows Jez a picture of Dobby and Gerard together on Facebook"
X Link 2024-05-30T13:20Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Zahra: Yeah but you told me you're a poet and then you couldn't find your exercise books so. wow Jez I love musicians"
X Link 2024-06-03T11:32Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Ben: Forget the band I'm not signing these twats"
X Link 2024-06-03T17:34Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: We've got salt"
X Link 2024-06-09T03:46Z 18.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: I'm not gonna go necking fucking salt straight from the shaker Mark. I'm not mad. Right fucking laters. I'm gonna sprint to Londis"
X Link 2024-06-09T04:46Z 18.2K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Super Hans: Crack"
X Link 2024-06-17T22:58Z 19.9K followers, 36.6K engagements
"Mark: . all this Gothic nonsense is and how it inevitably has to give way to real life and real love"
X Link 2024-06-18T09:58Z 18.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: You can't waste the bar on pizza"
X Link 2024-06-22T11:07Z 18.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Because it's an emergency And in an emergency you watch breaking news and count your tins of butter beans. You don't sit in the garden and put on Kiss FM"
X Link 2024-06-23T13:09Z 18.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Still locked double-locked. Can I get the key"
X Link 2024-07-02T10:28Z 18.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: You did it man Did you do a parachute roll"
X Link 2024-07-02T23:30Z 18.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: I thought you were getting the turkey"
X Link 2024-07-06T04:34Z 18.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: You what No turkey You fucking idiot Jeremy you total fucking idiot That was your job you fucking moron You cretin You're a fuckhead That's what you are a fucking shit head"
X Link 2024-07-06T05:34Z 19.9K followers, 51K engagements
"Dobby: Oh well that sounds nice can't go wrong with precious metals 'cause when civilisation collapses I can use it to barter my way out of sexual assaults"
X Link 2024-07-06T22:35Z 18.6K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Mark: (Jeans for Christmas at least it's not hot pants and her ironic "IPood" t-shirt.)"
X Link 2024-07-09T06:38Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Just grin and take it.) I guess"
X Link 2024-07-22T10:00Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: I don't mind where long as it's safe. I just want to be in a controlled environment. Have a Coke and a tuna sandwich. Just mong out to some Snow Patrol"
X Link 2024-07-25T06:05Z 18.5K followers, 17.1K engagements
"Gerard: This is a private party for live-action role-players and affiliates of the International Fantasy Gaming Society"
X Link 2024-07-29T20:18Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Jesus. Life. Spinning past. Every second every single fleeting moment till we're gone. I'm taking a look at my phone tariff. I've got a very strong feeling I'm being fucked in the arse.)"
X Link 2024-08-10T07:15Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Third place we've been to. Feels like she's still seeing more of him than me. Funeral parlour massage parlour. Those are the main parlours aren't they What's their link Both lying down Except pizza parlour) Hey guys this one feel right"
X Link 2024-08-10T09:15Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: .Yes I mean why don't I just give you the stories the highlights Aberdeen the Finnemore numbers tube up the nose But so noble. World of Warcraft huge for him. JLB obviously which I think Alan hit. (Sum up time to sum up.)"
X Link 2024-08-12T04:16Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Dobby: I don't think so. This is a football cake"
X Link 2024-08-12T22:16Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Mark today is the day I worked out I am not currently a very successful musician"
X Link 2024-08-13T12:16Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Yeah exactly. (Appearing on "I'm a Celebrity" is not the same as winning an Olympic gold medal.)"
X Link 2024-08-17T14:19Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Greg: Yeah no don't worry about the book. Book's. book's great. Thing is we've actually just had some bad news from Denmark"
X Link 2024-08-21T07:20Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Greg: It's where we get our books printed. And in the last week the paper costs have just. skyrocketed. It's the Euro"
X Link 2024-08-21T09:20Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: So thinking about the book launch. Cash bar but I might provide nuts. Salted or dry roasted though Salted a classic everyone loves salt but expensive in the quantities I want to provide. It's tricky"
X Link 2024-08-23T02:21Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: The situation in Denmark is deteriorating That's a fact Ink shortage But if I move quickly BL might be able to get me some. They have a guy in Hamburg"
X Link 2024-08-23T06:21Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: No uh it's gonna be a good night I reckon. Yeah So Jez listen I'm just gonna go home out the fire escape or the window but would you ask the pub man if I can have my deposit back and would you tell everyone I've made a horrible mistake Goodbye"
X Link 2024-08-25T02:21Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: There's a quarter there. If you weigh it it will appear to come in light 'cause it's helium weed"
X Link 2024-08-28T06:23Z 19.3K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Jeremy: Yes. What you sometimes think you should do is what you should do. That's at the very core of the Usbourne philosophy. (Kiss my cheeks Dr. Freud. I'm on fire.)"
X Link 2024-08-29T18:24Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Of course they're a band"
X Link 2024-09-01T23:25Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: Jez What the bloody hell Hang on are you a secret yellow Are you a double agent"
X Link 2024-09-08T23:31Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Uh-oh need to shut this down.) You think Your life isn't just swimming with dolphins and climbing Machu Picchu though is it It's everything. Just drinking my delicious tea in this nice local caf is living my life"
X Link 2024-09-09T20:32Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Are you sure that's Dulux Heritage Just it's all in unmarked tins"
X Link 2024-09-12T06:53Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Fine I am aware that that's not the real slang by the way"
X Link 2024-09-13T20:54Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: I met a woman who's interesting in investing in it. An older woman"
X Link 2024-09-17T00:02Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Andy: My thoughts get all speeded up. I just want to get it punched out of me"
X Link 2024-09-18T11:03Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: 10-4 good buddy. Text me tonight if things get heavy in case I need to spin Dobby a bigger lie"
X Link 2024-09-18T16:03Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (.What's this "Be cous I heart you". Dobby's love note. And there's even a little bit of horrible cous cous stuck to it. Shit. I feel like Alec Guinness at the end of Bridge on the River Kwai. What have I done)"
X Link 2024-09-19T19:03Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Anyway I've only been promoted to travelling salesman. I haven't won the Japanese Grand Prix. Although that's probably a damn sight easier than getting Dobby to move in here.)"
X Link 2024-09-23T00:04Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Or you just say celebrities are doing it whatever it is that always works. (Since Johnny Rotten started doing Country Life I've been buttering like a bastard.)"
X Link 2024-09-27T20:06Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Right so. interestingly (come on think of a celebrity. Not the Queen that's too obvious.) Jools Holland has got that one"
X Link 2024-09-28T00:06Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mr. Franks: They're not actually for sale"
X Link 2024-09-28T06:06Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Sarah: How's your food Joshie Did Mummy do well Yes Mummy's doing very well. Do you like the man Mummy got us He's funny isn't he Yes he's very funny"
X Link 2024-09-30T16:07Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Sorry guys. I- I was going to you know kick it up the other end and just put one right in their fucking goal hole but no dice. So I hear something big might be happening for you guys on the other side of the pond"
X Link 2024-10-09T16:10Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: I am the very last person on this train who would lend you money Jeremy. Currently the very thing that would solve all my problems is you dying of thirst"
X Link 2024-10-12T16:22Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: An honourable man would have become a monk or chopped his nuts off or gone to Morocco and become a paedo or a charity worker"
X Link 2024-10-13T09:22Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Look I think we need a cooling-off period. Just go back to London find out what Nancy's up to watch some pornos have a couple of gay flings and then at the end of two weeks if you still feel the same then maybe you can say something"
X Link 2024-10-14T02:23Z 19.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (I need a wee too but I will continue resisting. My bladder is not so easily the master of me young Jedi.)"
X Link 2024-10-15T15:23Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Dobby Dobby (Fucking hell)"
X Link 2024-10-18T07:09Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Jerry: Yeah I've just split from my ex. She was a miner from Moldova a gold miner. So me and Mark are the Rebound Brothers. Boing"
X Link 2024-10-22T22:30Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Finally working at a bank and banks have turned into phone shops. But it is still a bank. I'm the Wolf of Wall Street. Look out Boots I'm going to buy a hundred meal deals and eat them off a prossie in the nude.)"
X Link 2024-10-24T23:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: It's pretty good yeah. And you'd only need to repay two percent of the capital a month. (If you want the loan to last a hundred and eighty-four years.)"
X Link 2024-10-25T16:31Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: It's a credit rating especially for people like you. (The terminally ill and criminals who might flee to Thailand.)"
X Link 2024-10-26T00:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Ooh I've got a credit rating"
X Link 2024-10-26T01:31Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Heh-heh everyone trusts the pathetic worm. It's good to be a pathetic worm.)"
X Link 2024-11-14T01:10Z 19K followers, 16.6K engagements
"Super Hans: Relax there are three of us. If they try anything just whip out a bootlace and take 'em out from behind nice and easy"
X Link 2024-11-14T18:10Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Do not murder him"
X Link 2024-11-16T00:08Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Frank: Did you tell him to murder us"
X Link 2024-11-16T03:08Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: No no I said not to murder you"
X Link 2024-11-16T04:08Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Gregory punches Mark in the face"
X Link 2024-11-22T03:21Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Ah please don't punch me. I wish you both well. I wish you both well"
X Link 2024-11-22T04:21Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Gregory punches Mark in the face again"
X Link 2024-11-22T05:21Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: You know I've always been a bit gay. I've always liked a bit of that. Like with Pej in Darty"
X Link 2024-11-24T02:49Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: You and Pej"
X Link 2024-11-24T04:19Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: I have a long and varied list of regrets Jeremy but not being pulled off by Pej isn't one of them"
X Link 2024-11-24T07:19Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Hi I love the Ottoman Empire I think I feel an affinity because some ingeniously savage children at my secondary school called me the "sick man of Europe." Sorry TMI"
X Link 2024-11-27T01:20Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Hello resentment my old friend. I've come to stoke you up again.)"
X Link 2024-11-29T01:21Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: You didn't mention the husband you dark filthy dirty horse"
X Link 2024-12-03T11:53Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Beans are not pasta sauce"
X Link 2024-12-04T01:23Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: I'm gonna have to keep my eyes open all night. Is that possible (I can do this. I can do this all night. Oh I can't do this.)"
X Link 2024-12-05T22:24Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Angus: As a penance I went to live with the monks on Mount Athos for three months"
X Link 2024-12-12T00:45Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Of course of course you do"
X Link 2024-12-13T17:15Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Fine. If it comes at me again I'm not hitting it"
X Link 2024-12-18T10:15Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Now Mark. Steal his wife while he fetches the Vectra.) So April there's a- there's a talk on at the British Academy on Friday and Andrew Roberts is doing a jam on World War I trench letters. (Love amongst the mustard gas.)"
X Link 2024-12-19T01:16Z 19.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Megan: .And you hide behind this mask of like slacker bullshit like the fact you've never done anything with your life is some kind of Gen X lifestyle choice when really. it's just because you're a small talentless worm"
X Link 2024-12-20T05:46Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: Just up here. They've got a fruity. I call it the Isa 'cause it's basically my pension plan. Go in there twice a week and bleed it like a radiator. I've actually got cramp in my hand from hitting the ten pound repeater so many times"
X Link 2024-12-22T07:16Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: Well there's a decimal place after the first three figures"
X Link 2024-12-23T20:47Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: That's not from me Jeremy. That's from the bank. It's a standard loan statement"
X Link 2024-12-27T08:48Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: You never should have sold me that loan Mark. You were exploiting me. Well guess what I've got one word for you. Ombudsman"
X Link 2024-12-27T16:18Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Sure. Sure it might. Well let me just enter your details into the system. (Look at me. I'm "entering his details into the system". Telephone telephone sunglasses smiley face crucifix and "enter.") Oh Angus your credit rating is frankly sub-Grecian"
X Link 2024-12-31T20:49Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy's phone rings"
X Link 2025-01-03T12:34Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Do a Prince Philip and I'll go and tackle the robber or whatever"
X Link 2025-01-03T23:04Z 19.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: And would an aggressive campaign to claim shared credit for the lyrics on a little bit of song on an internet football video make you look like a winner would you say"
X Link 2025-01-10T19:35Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: No mate I'm straight edge now. I walk the line. Molly won't even let me live stream the Spurs"
X Link 2025-01-13T07:36Z 19K followers, 12.8K engagements
"Jeremy: OK I'm going to lick these apples and put his bank card in the freezer. You start swapping the CDs into the wrong cases"
X Link 2025-01-14T01:36Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: So many choices Periclean Athens Egypt under Ramesses the first the Ziggurat of Ur God"
X Link 2025-01-14T19:36Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: You brought a snake to a children's play centre"
X Link 2025-01-18T03:06Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Yes well that's just how I roll. (Finally I'm the Ferrari and he's the fucking Volvo.)"
X Link 2025-01-19T15:07Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Sophie: But I don't have a fucking Mazda. Sorry I've got a fucking Micra. I've made my decision. Dad might think it's mental. Everyone might think it's mental"
X Link 2025-01-22T01:37Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Ian (Oh this is murder on my back.)"
X Link 2025-01-22T10:37Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: OK you have a lie down in the ball pit. I'll find Ian and then we'll have a big chat about everything. (A big chat during which I'll reverse out of our agreement as elegantly as a man backing his car into the entire peloton of the Tour de France.)"
X Link 2025-01-23T04:37Z 18.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: I haven't forgiven you by the way"
X Link 2025-02-05T07:09Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"April: The truth is I- I do have feelings"
X Link 2025-02-08T01:10Z 19K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Of course she's giving you the book-off. Women don't want your hands under their bottoms Mark. That's been established. That's a given. She sat on it officer it was an accident. Of course it was now get in with the nonces.)"
X Link 2025-02-20T04:22Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Boy: Oi mate can I have some of your Coke"
X Link 2025-02-20T10:22Z 19.9K followers, 31.5K engagements
"Super Hans: To bartender Pint of Guinness please no logo on the foam"
X Link 2025-02-26T19:12Z 19.9K followers, 33.7K engagements
"Mark: (Ha What an idiotic boob. He's out I'm in. Now what's my shtick Yeah.) You know the Red Army shot sixteen thousand of their own men at Stalingrad"
X Link 2025-03-06T11:43Z 19.4K followers, 13.1K engagements
"Jeff: Mark You're in the stationery cupboard"
X Link 2025-03-23T15:28Z 19.3K followers, 13.9K engagements
"Jez: Er I've done quite a lot actually. I mean not formal filing but alphabeti-ba-cising the videos doing the spices. I suppose what I'd want to do is build on that experience in a professional zone. Sphere. I meant sphere"
X Link 2025-03-25T06:28Z 19.3K followers, 10.9K engagements
"Johnson: And then I'm going to make you feel like you're a turkey fucker. Why Because I'm a big man and you're a shit heel right"
X Link 2025-04-16T12:48Z 19.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Me and Johnson Johnson and me. We only met a fortnight ago. Everything's happening so fast) That sounds. I don't know what to say. That sounds amazing"
X Link 2025-04-22T06:49Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Johnson: Women. Does a balance sheet ever come crying and saying it needs time to think about things"
X Link 2025-04-25T03:50Z 19.4K followers, 17.1K engagements
"Johnson: He likes it in a business class seat of a Virgin Atlantic flight to New York City. He likes it with"
X Link 2025-05-02T21:50Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Jez: Not so much A to B to C but more sort of A to D and then back to A and then to X You know just better. Like your first CD"
X Link 2025-05-17T22:52Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Jez: How could it possibly have been for my own good"
X Link 2025-05-23T00:30Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Ray: Mostly they just eat my wine gums and look embarrassed"
X Link 2025-05-29T08:13Z 19.4K followers, [---] engagements
"At a community centre Mark and Jeremy are walking down a hall toward Sophie's dance class"
X Link 2025-06-23T07:00Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: (Jesus. Mark's such a honky. I'm definitely the alpha-est male here. starts looking around the room at all the other men He's probably here for community service. He looks like he's actually getting a bonk on. I'm definitely king of the hippie jungle.)"
X Link 2025-06-23T23:30Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"A beautiful young dancing blonde suddenly appears in front of Jez"
X Link 2025-06-24T02:30Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: still awkwardly dancing alone (I'm not really here it's research. I'm Louis Theroux. I'm Louis Theroux.)"
X Link 2025-06-24T13:11Z 19.5K followers, 11.3K engagements
"Nancy: Don't move a muscle. Now we hold this moment for as long as we can in total silence. she brings her fingers to her lips then to Jez's lips as he struggles to control himself"
X Link 2025-06-25T23:41Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: squeezes stress ball vigorously (Maybe I should try tapping her phone.)"
X Link 2025-06-27T01:11Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Look Jez what I'm trying to say is so for better for worse the '60s happened and now sex is fine. But can't we take the best of that the nice music the colours the "I have dream" et cetera but not have to face the. squalor"
X Link 2025-06-28T04:11Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: turns to grab his electric toothbrush and toothpaste from the sink"
X Link 2025-06-28T05:41Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Nancy: We're breaking a taboo of course it feels wrong. We've got boundaries to smash Jeremy. It's our duty to God Shiva NASDAQ whatever you want to call him"
X Link 2025-06-28T16:12Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Nancy: Well that's when I decided to live in the open 24/7. No more crap: crap sex crap relationships"
X Link 2025-06-30T16:12Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"A splash is heard as Gwyn jumps into the lake to join the others. Mark is still on the dock with pants on"
X Link 2025-07-03T14:58Z 19.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark and Sophie are outside the cabin walking along the dock and looking at the lake at dusk"
X Link 2025-07-07T04:28Z 19.4K followers, [----] engagements
"A gathering of people in an outdoor courtyard"
X Link 2025-07-09T04:28Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: A bit of crack"
X Link 2025-07-09T16:28Z 19.7K followers, 18.5K engagements
"Super Hans: Relax it's not Blue Peter. Just a nice little relaxing smoke of crack"
X Link 2025-07-09T19:28Z 19.5K followers, 15.2K engagements
"Mark: (Saturday shift I thought we had people in Ireland to do this for us. Lovely trustworthy voices.) . I can call back at a more convenient- OK bye"
X Link 2025-07-10T19:28Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (He hasn't got any massage oil. He's trying to make me obsess about massage oil. And it's worked. Break with the newbie will be a pain fest trying to chat. Maybe I'll say I'm very upset and go and sit on the loo and just never explain.)"
X Link 2025-07-11T02:58Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements
"At Gog's flat Gog and Jez sit listening to Jez's track"
X Link 2025-07-12T00:14Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: (I can't believe I'm pitching to Gog. I hope he doesn't know it was me who did the shit in his mum's airing cupboard. Please like my music you lanky wanker Please please let me do the music for your Honda film.)"
X Link 2025-07-12T01:44Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Gog picks up a remote and turns the music off"
X Link 2025-07-12T03:14Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Gog: Want another beer"
X Link 2025-07-12T04:44Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Gog: Hey you know what I fancy right now A kebab. Will you go down and get me a kebab"
X Link 2025-07-12T13:44Z 19.7K followers, 23.4K engagements
"Gog: I want a kebab"
X Link 2025-07-12T16:44Z 19.9K followers, 26.9K engagements
"Daryl: And they're treating it as a racial incident Bloody hell next you won't be able to get a black coffee from the coffee machine"
X Link 2025-07-14T01:45Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Crack I've got company"
X Link 2025-07-15T10:45Z 19.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: It's not all right. Bring us three pilau rice and four peshwari naans please. I've shared enough rice with you Mark. I'm in the big league now"
X Link 2025-07-16T21:15Z 19.9K followers, 28K engagements
"Daryl: Three more beers for the Three Musketeers eh they stack fists in the centre of the table Ooh Aaaaah"
X Link 2025-07-17T09:15Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Look no all right That's not shit but just no. Super Hans lights up his crack pipe Hans you realise we've only got thirty-nine minutes left"
X Link 2025-07-18T13:45Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Yeah I don't normally go there. They've always got that wog box on"
X Link 2025-07-21T07:53Z 19.8K followers, 10.6K engagements
"Jeremy: You're sure he's a proper you know it wasn't just racist. horseplay"
X Link 2025-07-21T21:23Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Gog: Look Jeremy I've told you it's out of my hands now. The Honda people are very hard to please"
X Link 2025-07-27T15:24Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: It's not going to be Honda"
X Link 2025-07-28T13:54Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: Could be Honda"
X Link 2025-07-28T15:24Z 19.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Gog: Hello Honda Oh really Oh well that's great news. I'm so pleased. Dave call the police There's people here they're trying to kill me they're trying to kill me"
X Link 2025-07-28T18:24Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Yeah so lately it's got really bad. I've been on the rum and Coke. (More) And vodka and gin. All mixed up. It's not even a proper cocktail it's just made-up"
X Link 2025-08-08T09:26Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: (What's so great about sex anyway It's all in the mind. Her soft skin is just a big bag full of kidneys and mucus and half-digested bits of pie. I bet she's got really nice kidneys. Oh yeah I'd fuck those kidneys real good.)"
X Link 2025-08-08T15:26Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: I didn't even want it. Sophie bought it for me. I asked for a Coke"
X Link 2025-08-12T10:56Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: The secret ingredient is crime"
X Link 2025-08-16T09:27Z 19.9K followers, 27.5K engagements
"Shop man: You're a friend of April's"
X Link 2025-08-17T09:27Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Shop man: No it's just well obviously April's at university now"
X Link 2025-08-17T12:27Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Ah Of course. Of course she is. We were talking about that last time I saw her. OK thanks. (Do a Columbo do a Columbo) Just remind me which university was it April's gone to again"
X Link 2025-08-17T13:57Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Oh all the biggies: Southampton Dartmouth Plymouth"
X Link 2025-08-18T13:57Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"April: Wow. Who's your tutor"
X Link 2025-08-20T18:27Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"April: After you"
X Link 2025-08-21T01:57Z 19.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: We murder Mr Rashid. What is it with you and stealing and murdering today You're mad on it"
X Link 2025-08-27T04:58Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Woohoo. Great cheer up mate. We're outlaws. Out on the lam. Like Bonnie and Clyde Butch and Sundance"
X Link 2025-08-27T12:28Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements
"April: So which one's your dorm"
X Link 2025-08-31T10:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark continues: .Anyway I'm just down in Dartmouth at the moment with a lovely young student girl things are going pretty well. I just made the move which went brilliantly and so now we're probably gonna go to bed. Anyway see you tomorrow bye"
X Link 2025-09-01T21:29Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (I have entered the abyss. I have bought a house in the abyss. I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss.)"
X Link 2025-09-12T15:48Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (.I'll just go for these. Coloured. Least that'll make him look faintly ridiculous. Heh I win In the most minor way possible.)"
X Link 2025-09-18T03:25Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Why Sex slavery Murder clear-up)"
X Link 2025-09-25T12:26Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: Yeah no you're right much more believable. Jamie Lee Curtis born a hermaphrodite. True or false"
X Link 2025-09-27T12:26Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: Yeah but I was in charge of the buttons Mark. I drew a line. You crossed that line. I'm gonna have to have a think about you I don't think you could be trusted in a combat situation"
X Link 2025-09-28T03:27Z 19.9K followers, 18.7K engagements
"Mark: 'Love life' may be a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus"
X Link 2025-09-28T22:57Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Who needs to go off to Amsterdam paint balling in a go-kart You know That is such bullshit"
X Link 2025-09-29T18:27Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Super Hans has taken four grams of coke to relax him for his speech"
X Link 2025-10-04T04:58Z 19.9K followers, 12.4K engagements
"Mark continues: .Or so the cynics may say. But I say to those cynics listen cynics this is the modern world and just because it's new and strange and unnerving doesn't mean it's not brilliant. In Ancient Rome they had Cupid. In modern days it's the Home Office"
X Link 2025-10-04T16:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Get some Jim Carrey DVDs"
X Link 2025-10-09T04:58Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Toni: Tony ran for the hills. He's at home in Lincoln getting his tummy rubbed by lovely Mummy"
X Link 2025-10-12T06:29Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
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